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I think it's about time we woke her up.
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Y-Yeah...
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If she catches a cold, she'll be even more useless at the tournament.
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Wait. This is an opportunity too good to miss.
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Later.
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Um, she whisked her away...
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Will she be okay?
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I think she's in good hands with Kurusu.
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Chitose's a trooper.
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I'm back.
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N-Not that I was worried...
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I'm more worried about how little time that took.
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Silence, ignorant masses.
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Who're you calling "ignorant masses"?!
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I think you'll change your tune after seeing these.
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They're so... large.
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It's true!
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Bouncy, bouncy...
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Kurusu, put those away already!
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Asuna's going to nosebleed to death!
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Wait, Kotone-chan.
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A-Asuna?
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Kotone-chan, I...
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I'm...
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...inspired to eat 10 bowls of rice!!
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Go ahead and drown!
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But what's going on here?
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They're silicone breasts,
cast with Chitose's chest as a mold.
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Drawing a little closer...
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Every sensation is accurate,
including their weight and feeling.
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That's not what I was asking!!
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You don't understand anything.
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W-What?
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Did you know? All men in the world are hopelessly fascinated by breasts.
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It's simply not a matter of individual preference at all! It's instinct!
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Yet they are not reproductive organs,
so why do they activate our instincts?
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The answer lies in human evolutionary history.
Over 4 million years ago, the ancestors of humanity
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suddenly went from walking on all fours to walking upright.
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Given that modern humans walk upright,
there is no need to explain the benefits of doing so.
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However, we must understand how mammals are able to discern their mate's readiness for mating.
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While there is dissension about the details, virtually all are in agreement that pheromones are involved.
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Yes, pheromones! And the strongest pheromones are emitted by the reproductive organs.
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During the "all fours" era, the emitters and receptors of pheromones were at the same height.
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But when humans began to walk upright,
transmission of pheromonal information became difficult.
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This cast a long shadow over the continued survival of the species.
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This species-level crisis caused a shift in pheromone production to compensate for altered perspectives.
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Humans became obsessed with breasts in order to pass along their genes.
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Is
that story
true?
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Yeah,
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And... we should care because?
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at least the
part about
big boobs
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You still don't understand, you simpleton.
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With your tiny breasts,
you will be unable to win your man,
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or even make him look your way.
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I never asked for your opinion, you stupid idiot!
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I've got enough charms of my own to catch his eye.
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Can you really say that, with those attachments?
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Whoa, when'd that happen?!
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Piece of junk!
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T-They did have a resemblance...
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An exact likeness.
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But to what?
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They were about this big...
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