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TYRANNIS: Ready? And... yank!
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SHLUB: Keep pulling, and try
not to smush my sensitive bits
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in the window frame,
but don't try too hard.
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ASSKILL: Viscera!
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VISCERA: Dad,
what are you doing here?
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ASSKILL: I'd ask you
the same thing,
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but it's clear
from context clues
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you're pulling Shlub
out of a molasses shop.
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I came as soon as I heard
about Bloodmouth.
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TYRANNIS: Your boyfriend?
What happened to him?
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VISCERA: Oh,
I forgot to mention, he died.
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TYRANNIS: He what?
VISCERA: He turned into soup.
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TYRANNIS:
But didn't you like him?
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VISCERA: I did.
What are you gonna do?
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Oh, my god,
the cultural differences.
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ASSKILL: Well, you're not
gonna have to worry about those much longer.
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I'm ending my daughter's exile
and bringing her home.
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You can't just bring me home.
I make my own decisions.
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ASSKILL: I know, I know.
So, I've made it an easy one.
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This is Bloodmouth's brother,
Bloodmouthbrother.
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Tricky naming system,
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but I think I'm starting
to decode it.
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ASSKILL: Bloodmouthbrother is
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more physically desirable
than Bloodmouth.
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He'll give you many heirs
and nearly as many orgasms.
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VISCERA: I'm listening.
TYRANNIS: What?
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But what about us?
VISCERA: What do you mean "us"?
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TYRANNIS:
Our "will-they-won't-they."
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VISCERA: Will they what?
ASSKILL: Your huh?
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TYRANNIS: You know,
when two people are clearly falling in love,
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but a drawn out
series of obstacles and misunderstandings
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keep them from entering
a romantic relationship.
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VISCERA: Oh, we call that
a "can-he-should-he."
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Wait, so you're saying
this whole time
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you were having feelings for me?
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Yes.
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I guess you weren't.
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VISCERA: I assumed you weren't.
TYRANNIS: How...?
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I mean, was it not obvious?
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VISCERA: You never gave me
a severed hand.
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Oh, my god,
the cultural differences.
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OK, so, well,
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how do you resolve
a will-they-won't-they?
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TYRANNIS: Typically,
there's an argument or something
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where they're yelling
at each other
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and the man says,
"I love you, damn it."
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And then they kiss.
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VISCERA: So, do it, you moron.
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TYRANNIS: I love you, damn it!
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BLOODMOUTHBROTHER: So I put on
my fancy skull for nothing?
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SHLUB: Is that tongue?
I'm not hearing any tongue.
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?
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VISCERA: Wow.
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He can and he did.
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TYRANNIS: I'm sorry about
when the starfish
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got stuck to my butt,
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I still have to seal
some entry points in the boat.
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VISCERA: Ty, shush,
it was great.
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So with the
will-they-won't-they.
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You know, we've had
the confessions of love,
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the kiss, the sex.
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TYRANNIS: I like that part.
VISCERA: What comes next?
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TYRANNIS
Well, the rest of our lives?
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VISCERA: Wow.
TYRANNIS: No.
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[Clears throat]
I mean, not that necessarily.
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If that's not what you want,
I can adjust.
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I'm much more flexible
emotionally than I am physically.
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VISCERA: [Chuckles]
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No, I was just taken aback.
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TYRANNIS: Twice in one morning.
VISCERA: [Scoffs]
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You idiot.
Seriously, though,
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we probably owe ourselves
a bit of a bigger conversation
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for a topic
like "the rest of our lives."
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TYRANNIS: Absolutely.
But before we dive into that,
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do you think
we could possibly-?
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You want to go ring
the sex bell?
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It's not gonna ring itself!
That's the masturbation bell.
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[Bell ringing]
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SHLUB: Hooray!
STUPENDOUS: Ho, ho!
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Somebody's ringing the sex bell.
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TYRANNIS: Yep.
Got the girl, so to speak.
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SHLUB: Very proud of you, son.
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TYRANNIS: Story concluded.
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VISCERA: I think maybe
story just getting started?
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TYRANNIS: Right. But also,
meanwhile, got the girl.
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MESSENGER: [Pants]
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A message for the king.
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TYRANNIS: Yes, what is it?
MESSENGER: Just a second.
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I ran all day to get here.
This is a personal best.
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TYRANNIS: Ugh,
you're that messenger
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who's obnoxious about running.
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MESSENGER: Hey,
I discovered something I love.
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It's obnoxious to talk about it?
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Just deliver the message.
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Timothy the Incredible
and his ships
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are in route to Krapopolis.
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STUPENDOUS: Oh, no!
Dad, this is bad.
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Timothy the Incredible
is a conqueror.
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SHLUB: So what if he likes other
men to watch him with their wives?
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Who are we to judge?
STUPENDOUS: Not that kind!
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DELIRIA: Do you feel it
opening your pores?
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HIPPOCAMPUS:
Getting my gills too.
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APOLLO: Deliria!
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DELIRIA: Oh, hello, frenemies.
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To what
don't I owe the displeasure?
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Oh, hold on.
Let me try that again.
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APOLLO: You claim to have been
hanging out with our dad, Zeus.
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Claim? I'm a goddess queen.
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Of course, the king of the gods
is my friend.
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HERMES: Right. That's the part
we're not sure is totally real.
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DELIRIA: Of course it is.
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He and I just went
to a music festival together.
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HERMES:
What kind of acts did you hear?
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DELIRIA: None of them, really.
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We were there
to kill and maim musicians
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who took themselves
too seriously.
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APOLLO: That does sound
like Dad.
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ATHENA: Enough!
We haven't seen Zeus in years.
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If you're really
hanging out with him,
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bring him to us.
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HERMES: And, if you could,
a covered dish.
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Just figured
we'd make a thing of it.
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APOLLO: And if you fail
to produce him,
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we'll be forced to render
the punishment
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for lying to gods.
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ATHENA: Strong god exit.
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Also, a main would be great,
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because right now
we have enough people
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on dessert and salad.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: So what was
that about with Zeus?
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DELIRIA: There's something
I should tell you.
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[Concerned murmurs]
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TYRANNIS: Wait, Stupe,
we've got this, right?
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STUPENDOUS: Got this?
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Our military's
no match for that.
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Look at their boats.
They stay up in water.
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TYRANNIS: Well, I can see
how that would be an advantage.
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But so what? You're the best.
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You're not gonna let Krapopolis
get conquered.
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STUPENDOUS: Maybe at my peak,
I wouldn't gonna let them.
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But I don't know
how to tell you this.
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I'm stretched thin.
I had to get a second job.
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TYRANNIS: What? Why?
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Because of Dad.
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As king, you weren't very sexy.
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TYRANNIS: Is this relevant?
STUPENDOUS: Very!
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Under Dad's much,
much sexier rule,
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the city had a baby boom.
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TYRANNIS: So, this is gonna be,
like, a whole story?
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STUPENDOUS: Dad's reign
created endless babies
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and endless demand
for baby food.
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I was caught
in constant trade wars
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for bananas, peas, peaches,
all the nom-noms.
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TYRANNIS: When was this,
did you say?
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What was the time frame?
STUPENDOUS: I realized
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the only way
to end the bloodshed
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was to plant
our own easily-gummed crops.
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So I did.
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Each morning
I rise before dawn to plant.
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Each night, I dream of war.
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I'm a soldier
and a farmer now, Ty.
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TYRANNIS:
You could have just said that.
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Are they moving very slow
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or is our harbor
deceptively huge?
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HIPPOCAMPUS: This is Zeus?
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DELIRIA: Yes, he's in somewhat
of a vegetative state.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Is that part of him
in the form of-
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DELIRIA: A giraffe, yes.
HIPPOCAMPUS: And he's-
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DELIRIA: For all infinity, yes.
It seems self-explanatory to me.
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Well, I guess if you have
infinite power,
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you keep looking
for bigger thrills.
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OK, so Zeus
is taking care of himself
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and you told the other gods
he was hanging out with you
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so you could lord your status
over them.
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Incredible power grab,
by the way. Love it.
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DELIRIA: Thank you,
but you see the problem.
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If they see him like this,
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they'll know
they've been smooching my butt
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under false pretenses.
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But what if they
don't see him like this?
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You know I can make
copies of people, right?
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DELIRIA: What, you mean those
lumbering, murderous Hippo 2s?
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The latest update has some great
performance and bug fixes,
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like they won't rise up
and murder everybody anymore
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nearly as often.
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And I added a kill switch
that makes them explode.
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You're telling me that you might
be able to make a copy of Zeus?
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Sure,
and once they see Zeus 2
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and believe
you two are best friends,
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you can go back
to making those suckers
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do whatever you want.
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DELIRIA:
Hippo, you're a lifesaver.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: I mean, ratio-wise,
I'm much more of a life-taker,
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but I'll accept the compliment.
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TYRANNIS: Guess we could've
gone back to the palace,
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gotten a few things done.
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You know what, it's probably
going to be the thing
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where you go to the bathroom,
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and that's
when the food arrives.
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I better stay.
STUPENDOUS: So, are we fighting
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these guys to the death,
or just surrendering?
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TYRANNIS: Neither would be
the plan, at least.
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Dad, I'm counting on you
to sweet-talk
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your way out of this invasion.
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TIMOTHY: I don't like
the term "invasion."
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TYRANNIS: [Screams]
TIMOTHY: I prefer
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"self-driven welcome."
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TIMOTHY: King Shlub,
it's an honor.
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What a beautiful city
you have here.
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I'm Tim... othy. The incredible.
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TYRANNIS: So we gathered.
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TIMOTHY: Tyrannis
and Stupendous, I assume.
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And the lovely
second-in-command, Viscera.
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I like to do my research.
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TYRANNIS: The better
to plunder and pillage.
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TIMOTHY: OK, I get it.
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You're all worried
about "the conqueror" thing.
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And I used to be
a real slash-and-burn guy,
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until I did some conquering
in the East
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and discovered meditation.
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STUPENDOUS: Meditation?
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TIMOTHY: I sit on a pillow
for 20 minutes a day,
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six times a day,
and it makes me calmer
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and better than everyone else.
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So,
instead of choosing violence,
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I choose to make you a deal.
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This is what Krapopolis
currently looks like.
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TYRANNIS: OK, sort of.
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TIMOTHY: And here's
what it could look like.
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CITIZENS: [Gasp and murmur]
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TYRANNIS: What are you oohing
and aahing about?
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They're just rectangles.
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JOSHUA:
Nicer rectangles than we have.
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TIMOTHY: You join my empire,
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and I bring your city
into the future.
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How do public bathrooms
sound to you?
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TYRANNIS: We already have
public bathrooms.
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VISCERA: Yeah, those mostly
get used for sex.
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TIMOTHY: We'll also have
public sex rooms.
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The Timpire allows us
to take the best
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of every city we conquer
and bring it to the new ones,
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creating a homogenous
city-user experience.
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JOSHUA:
Sounds pretty great to me.
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TYRANNIS: Are you kidding?
Don't fall for this.
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This is a complete invasion.
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We can't let him do this
to our city.
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MIRIAM: Do what? Improve it?
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TYRANNIS: We'd be giving up
everything we've worked for.
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KAYLEIGH: Hey, why are you
standing looking at us?
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You're not even king anymore.
You've got to stand here now.
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CITIZENS: Tim! Tim! Tim!
TYRANNIS: No, don't do this.
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KAYLEIGH: When you stand here,
you say the same thing.
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TYRANNIS: Dad, you're not gonna
let this happen, are you?
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EVERYONE: Tim! Tim!
Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim!
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Tim! Tim!
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ATHENA: Well, well, well.
Look who's here.
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APOLLO: And I don't see Zeus.
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HERMES: And I don't see
a covered dish.
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DELIRIA: Relax.
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You know big Zeus.
Always has to make an entrance.
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He'll be here.
ATHENA: He better be.
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Unless the whole "goddess queen,
best-friends-with-Zeus" thing
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is some kind of ruse.
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Ruse?
Zeus and I are best friends.
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He and I just went to
a paint-your-own-pottery class.
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APOLLO: Really?
And what did you and Zeus make?
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DELIRIA: I made a spoon rest.
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He killed everyone there
and impregnated the kiln.
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APOLLO: Yeah,
that does sound like Dad.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Hey, everybody!
Sorry I'm late.
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I was just picking up
the king of all gods!
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APOLLO: Oh, my good god!
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ZEUS 2: Ho, ho, ho!
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DELIRIA: "Ho, ho, ho"?
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ATHENA: You seem... different.
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APOLLO: Yeah.
He looks like Dad, but-
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[Chuckles]
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[Clears throat]
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ZEUS 2: Ho, ho, ho!
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More ham!
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HERMES: This is why we need
an accurate headcount.
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I knew I didn't buy enough ham!
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TIMOTHY: So, shall we get down
to bronze tax?
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Let's talk about this merger.
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TYRANNIS: You mean surrender.
TIMOTHY: Hey, man.
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All I want is for everybody
to come into the future with me.
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And in return, all I get
is control of a vast empire.
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It's a win-win.
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It's not a win-win.
It's a lose-win.
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TIMOTHY: Ty,
you seem like a great guy,
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but I'm talking
to the king right now.
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Shlub, I hear you like being
a do-nothing, screw-around king?
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SHLUB: Not in that order.
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TIMOTHY:
Well, that's the beauty of this.
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You can keep doing that.
Be a figurehead.
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There's jobs for everybody
in the Timpire.
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Stupe, what do you want?
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I always need generals
for my super army.
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Wow. That sounds
like one job instead of two.
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I'm also a farmer.
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TYRANNIS: Yeah, yeah.
That's been covered.
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TIMOTHY: Viscera,
there'd be a place for you
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to help build civilizations.
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TYRANNIS: Uh, pretty sure
she's gonna stay put.
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We've just started
a relationship.
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I got the girl.
VISCERA: [Sighs]
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TYRANNIS: I mean, I know
we still have to have a talk,
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but you know, you really came
at an inopportune time.
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TIMOTHY: All right,
well, sleep on it.
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I'll be on my boat.
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TYRANNIS:
Have you all lost your minds?
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Dad, you realize
joining the Timpire
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means you'd give up
all control of the city as king?
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Being king
has been a lot of work.
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Exactly what part of it
has been a lot of work?
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The work part.
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Not to mention
the ongoing problem
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with people cacking
on the floor of the sex rooms.
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TYRANNIS: They're bathrooms!
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And that's you who's been
doing it on the floor.
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And doing it on the floor.
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[Sighs]
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00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,389
Well, it seems
like I'm the only one
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still holding on here.
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00:12:09,927 --> 00:12:12,296
Maybe what I've been
holding on to is already gone.
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I guess
when I started this city,
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in a way, all I was really
looking for was-
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STUPENDOUS: This isn't gonna be
a whole story, is it?
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See? See how that feels?
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ZEUS 2: [Laughs]
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DELIRIA: This thing is behaving
nothing like the real Zeus.
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How did you get this so wrong?
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HIPPOCAMPUS: I had to use
whatever source material was available.
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DELIRIA: What source material
was available?
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ZEUS 2: Meow!
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DELIRIA: Oh.
ATHENA: That's it.
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Something's wrong with Dad.
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Nobody leaves until we find out
why he's not being scary
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or zotting everybody
with lightning.
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HERMES: I'm back.
I brought more ham.
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[Gasps]
342
00:12:45,304 --> 00:12:48,903
[Apollo, Hermes,
and Athena scream]
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HIPPOCAMPUS:
Kill switch was in my pocket.
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DELIRIA: I gathered that.
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TYRANNIS: Excuse me, what are
those markings on the buildings?
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SCOTT: These are the things
we're getting rid of.
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TYRANNIS:
It looks like everything. SCOTT: Oh.
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I mean, why not put the marks
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on the stuff
you're not getting rid of?
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00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:06,171
SCOTT: Oh, boy.
Guys, we're starting over!
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TYRANNIS: [Sighs]
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VISCERA: So,
you're really OK with this?
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00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:13,118
Yes, I am.
It's time for something new.
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VISCERA: About that.
There's something else.
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00:13:16,693 --> 00:13:18,462
I think
I want to go with him, too.
356
00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:21,469
It just sounds so juicy,
you know?
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00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:22,705
Traveling the world,
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bringing civilization
to everyone.
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00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:27,313
TYRANNIS: It does sound "juicy,"
as you put it,
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but I got the girl?
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DELIRIA:
Well, the girl got a job.
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TYRANNIS: Sorry,
I guess maybe that's enough
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of the "got-the-girl" stuff, huh?
364
00:13:33,993 --> 00:13:36,231
No, you know what?
I'm gonna triple down on it.
365
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,042
I'm pretty sure
this is a situation
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00:13:38,102 --> 00:13:39,605
where the more you hear it,
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00:13:39,606 --> 00:13:40,974
the more it's gonna start
sounding good.
368
00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:42,535
VISCERA: Yeah, I don't think so.
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00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:45,183
But I wanted to say
you're welcome to come with me
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if you're really able
to leave Krapopolis behind.
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00:13:48,157 --> 00:13:50,927
TYRANNIS: Are you kidding?
It's not even my city anymore.
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I mean, if you'll have me,
I would love to travel the world with you
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and maybe find a job
for myself in the Timpire.
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00:13:55,871 --> 00:13:58,042
VISCERA: Really? Ty!
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00:13:58,652 --> 00:14:02,617
TYRANNIS: Could you give me
just one minute
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00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:03,754
to say my farewells?
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00:14:03,888 --> 00:14:05,638
VISCERA: Of course.
Take your time.
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00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,264
Well, goodbye, Krap.
379
00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:10,414
[Sobs]
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00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,903
No, can't do it.
381
00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:15,075
No goodbyes. I'll just
process it in retrospect.
382
00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:17,648
Oh, no. I've made a huge mess.
383
00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:21,255
MAN: Ew!
Who did this in the sex room?
384
00:14:21,389 --> 00:14:22,524
SHLUB: Two messes.
385
00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:24,542
Three!
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00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,071
TIMOTHY: Ty,
I am so glad to hear
387
00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,543
you and Viscera
will be joining my crew.
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00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:32,783
TYRANNIS: No, I'm glad.
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00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,148
And sorry again for interrupting
when you were meditating.
390
00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:36,652
TIMOTHY: See, no,
you don't understand.
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00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:37,922
Being seen meditating
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00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:40,293
is actually
the best part of meditating.
393
00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:41,663
That and the peace.
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00:14:41,763 --> 00:14:43,466
TYRANNIS: Isn't it just sitting?
395
00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:46,071
TIMOTHY: Yeah, and I did
22 full minutes of it.
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00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:47,942
You can do anything to me
right now.
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I won't care.
TYRANNIS: Dad!
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00:14:50,479 --> 00:14:53,652
GUARD 1: We caught him drilling
into the side of the ship
399
00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:56,057
with a wine opener.
GUARD 2: I think he was trying
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00:14:56,058 --> 00:14:57,627
really inefficiently
to make a hole.
401
00:14:57,628 --> 00:14:59,831
SHLUB: It's called sabotage.
TYRANNIS: But, Dad, why?
402
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,822
You already agreed
to give Tim the city.
403
00:15:01,837 --> 00:15:03,540
But I saw
how much it means to you.
404
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,442
This city is your identity.
405
00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:06,813
It's called bittersweet.
406
00:15:06,814 --> 00:15:08,315
SHLUB: How am I supposed
to know the difference
407
00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:09,951
between one sad face
and another?
408
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,722
TYRANNIS: Don't you see?
I got the girl.
409
00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:12,958
It's time to move on.
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00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:14,394
SHLUB: That is so beautiful,
my son.
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00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:16,865
Is this the part
where I say "go to her"?
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00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:18,468
TYRANNIS: Yes.
SHLUB: Go to her!
413
00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:20,607
I'm sorry for the business
with the corkscrew,
414
00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:21,988
but you get it. Fatherly love.
415
00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,447
TIMOTHY: Yeah,
and I think it's super sweet.
416
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,984
And you know what?
417
00:15:26,084 --> 00:15:28,674
You put a little hole
in my boat, I can overlook that.
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00:15:28,732 --> 00:15:32,664
TYRANNIS: Dad, did you
set the ship on fire?
419
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,971
SHLUB: Oh, yes, I forgot.
I set all Tim's ships on fire.
420
00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:38,644
I wasn't 100%
on the corkscrew plan.
421
00:15:38,777 --> 00:15:41,983
TIMOTHY: OK, now I am upset.
This is my whole armada.
422
00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:43,166
It doesn't sit right.
423
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,755
I'm gonna have to retaliate,
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00:15:44,756 --> 00:15:46,825
maybe devote my life
to your destruction.
425
00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:48,395
I mean,
I'm at peace with myself,
426
00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:49,866
but I'm not gonna be a doormat.
427
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,270
I am really very, very mad.
428
00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:54,575
SHLUB: See?
You still don't sound mad.
429
00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:57,385
TYRANNIS: OK, we seriously
have to start meditating.
430
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,284
ATHENA: He exploded?
431
00:15:59,285 --> 00:16:01,253
APOLLO: Yeah,
does that mean he's dead?
432
00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:03,064
Does that mean
we can explode, too?
433
00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:05,295
HIPPOCAMPUS: OK,
so I know this looks bad, but...
434
00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:07,299
DELIRIA: God, I'm going
to get sent to Tartarus
435
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,671
and get some sort of stupid
ironic punishment, aren't I?
436
00:16:09,672 --> 00:16:12,309
Which is ironic,
because I hate irony the most.
437
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,414
ATHENA: Well, I don't know
if we can explode or not,
438
00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:18,657
but one thing I do know
is Dad is gone.
439
00:16:18,757 --> 00:16:20,761
EVERYONE: [Cheering]
440
00:16:20,894 --> 00:16:22,898
HIPPOCAMPUS:
OK, unexpected twist.
441
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,534
DELIRIA: Hold on, you're happy?
442
00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:27,575
ATHENA: Sorry, darling,
I know he was your friend,
443
00:16:27,576 --> 00:16:29,911
but I don't think anyone here
isn't relieved
444
00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:32,317
that he's a pile of meat now.
[giggles]
445
00:16:32,318 --> 00:16:34,453
DELIRIA: I can't believe we're
about to get away with this.
446
00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:37,059
APOLLO: What?
HERMES: She didn't.
447
00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:38,693
APOLLO: "Get away with this"?
448
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,200
ATHENA: Now that the king
of all the gods is dead,
449
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,905
all bets are off, bitch.
450
00:16:42,906 --> 00:16:44,574
HIPPOCAMPUS:
What are you gonna do?
451
00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:47,515
APOLLO: I think the question is,
what are we not gonna do?
452
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,787
[Laughing]
453
00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:54,327
HIPPOCAMPUS: Should we-?
454
00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:56,331
DELIRIA: Yes, they're going
to be laughing for a while, I think.
455
00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,971
TYRANNIS: Great news, everybody.
The city is saved.
456
00:16:59,071 --> 00:17:00,507
KAYLEIGH: From what?
457
00:17:00,508 --> 00:17:02,342
Large-scale infrastructural
improvements?
458
00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:04,213
TYRANNIS: We won't be joining
Timothy the Incredible.
459
00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:06,084
Krapopolis will be free.
460
00:17:06,218 --> 00:17:07,522
KAYLEIGH: Of what?
461
00:17:07,523 --> 00:17:09,625
Large-scale infrastructural
improvements?
462
00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:11,595
TYRANNIS: Yeah, OK, Kayleigh,
we heard you the first time.
463
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:15,103
MIRIAM: You scuttled the deal?
SHLUB: No, I scuttled the deal.
464
00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:17,106
SCOTT: No, I scuttled the deal.
465
00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:18,709
TYRANNIS: Scott,
we're not doing that bit.
466
00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,345
The deal is scuttled, OK?
Let's just say that.
467
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:22,517
KAYLEIGH:
But we wanted to join Tim!
468
00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:25,790
He's so rich and calm
from being so rich.
469
00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:27,760
JOSHUA: When we thought
we were getting new buildings,
470
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:30,667
we got super drunk
and trashed the old ones.
471
00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:33,105
MIRIAM: Yeah, we messed
this place up good.
472
00:17:33,106 --> 00:17:35,008
TYRANNIS: And we'll fix it.
Right, Dad?
473
00:17:35,009 --> 00:17:38,282
SHLUB: I couldn't possibly
care any less.
474
00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,620
VISCERA: Uh, why are we hugging?
475
00:17:41,421 --> 00:17:43,527
Oh, god, you scuttled the deal.
476
00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:45,529
HIPPOCAMPUS:
OK, before you get mad,
477
00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:48,001
the gods definitely believed
that was Zeus back there.
478
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,382
DELIRIA: Until he exploded
479
00:17:49,383 --> 00:17:51,140
and the gods vowed
to take vengeance upon us.
480
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:53,111
But we can survive that, right?
481
00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:55,550
DELIRIA: Oh, absolutely not.
We are completely screwed.
482
00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:58,523
That's why I brought us
the biggest weapon imaginable.
483
00:17:58,524 --> 00:18:01,528
HIPPOCAMPUS: Is that-?
DELIRIA: The comatose body of the real Zeus.
484
00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:03,866
Yes, I stole it
while those three idiots
485
00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:05,737
were busy break dancing
about his death.
486
00:18:05,738 --> 00:18:07,173
I un-giraffed him,
487
00:18:07,174 --> 00:18:09,142
because I wasn't about
to carry that whole monstrosity.
488
00:18:09,143 --> 00:18:11,613
HIPPOCAMPUS: Ugh,
look how chapped his lips are.
489
00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:13,452
So we're just gonna
keep him here
490
00:18:13,453 --> 00:18:15,522
and then it's gonna
work out well for us?
491
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:19,163
DELIRIA: Oh, stop poking holes.
We own Zeus now.
492
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,966
Owning Zeus
sounds like a good thing.
493
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,839
That's as far as I got with it.
HIPPOCAMPUS: Sounds like a plan.
494
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,143
Barely.
495
00:18:25,144 --> 00:18:26,578
TYRANNIS: I know
you were excited
496
00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:28,269
about setting off
with Tim, but-
497
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:29,818
VISCERA: Ty,
I'm still going with Tim.
498
00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:31,655
TYRANNIS: What?
VISCERA: He still wants me
499
00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:35,395
because I'm not the one
who burned his armada and stuff.
500
00:18:35,396 --> 00:18:36,599
Oh, uh,
501
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:40,173
and I guess obviously
I'm not still invited, so-
502
00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:43,312
VISCERA: I'm sorry, Ty.
I have to make my mark.
503
00:18:43,412 --> 00:18:45,584
Just like you did
with this city.
504
00:18:45,717 --> 00:18:48,547
Tell me, does it ever happen
in a will-they-won't-they
505
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,493
that it seems like they won't,
506
00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:54,067
but then somehow,
someday they actually do?
507
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,770
TYRANNIS: I sure hope so.
508
00:18:55,771 --> 00:18:57,406
I mean, yes,
that basically always happens
509
00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:58,876
in will-they-won't-theys.
510
00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:00,813
VISCERA: Hey, Timothy
wants to conquer you guys.
511
00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:03,351
Maybe I'll invade you.
TYRANNIS: Maybe I'll let you.
512
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,688
Heard it, rescinded.
513
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,191
VISCERA: [Chuckles]
514
00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:07,794
You're stupid.
515
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:11,568
TYRANNIS: OK,
so I just want to make sure
516
00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:13,772
how utterly and thoroughly
screwed we are.
517
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:16,611
STUPENDOUS: Me too. It affects
how much dessert I get to eat.
518
00:19:16,612 --> 00:19:18,214
TYRANNIS: So,
we've got a promised invasion
519
00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:19,618
by Timothy the Incredible,
520
00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:22,189
a seemingly very likely
revenge war from the gods,
521
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,859
is that right?
DELIRIA: Guaranteed.
522
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,363
I'd say guaranteed.
523
00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:28,268
TYRANNIS: I lost the girl,
and... is there anything else?
524
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:29,637
SHLUB: Hippocampus,
525
00:19:29,638 --> 00:19:31,340
did you know you've got Zeus
in your lab?
526
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:32,945
It seems he's quite upset.
527
00:19:33,079 --> 00:19:34,414
[Grunts]
528
00:19:34,515 --> 00:19:35,951
[Scream]
529
00:19:35,952 --> 00:19:37,352
ZEUS: Deliria, you took away
530
00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:39,257
the most important thing
in my life.
531
00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:41,962
HIPPOCAMPUS: What? Putting
yourself in a coma so you can-
532
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,533
ZEUS: Yes! So now I take away
533
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,402
the most important thing
in yours.
534
00:19:45,403 --> 00:19:47,238
SHLUB: Quick! Tell him
the most important thing
535
00:19:47,239 --> 00:19:49,979
in your life is that spoon.
536
00:19:50,113 --> 00:19:51,749
Could have worked.
537
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,619
[Scream]
538
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:58,494
Oowee! Flip my flippers
and call me Willy,
539
00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,365
because that was a pack
of smickle-smack
540
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,036
if I ever saw one.
541
00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,573
Did you see that?
542
00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:05,276
Let's go back.
543
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:08,248
Did Shlub get kilt?
It looks like Shlub got kilt.
544
00:20:08,382 --> 00:20:11,522
I mean, he can't be kilt.
Or could he?
545
00:20:11,656 --> 00:20:13,527
Never do know with this program.
546
00:20:13,627 --> 00:20:16,164
After all,
Ty was king two seasons,
547
00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:17,668
then they swapped in Shlub.
548
00:20:17,669 --> 00:20:19,504
I thought
he'd be back in the throne
549
00:20:19,505 --> 00:20:20,841
before "Bob's Burgers,"
550
00:20:20,842 --> 00:20:22,877
but they followed
right the heck on through.
551
00:20:22,878 --> 00:20:24,047
Like me following you
552
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,282
right on through
into your bedroom
553
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:26,585
without you knowing
554
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:28,154
when you're done
watching this episode.
555
00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:29,290
[Laughs]
556
00:20:29,424 --> 00:20:31,562
I won't do that,
far as you'll ever know.
557
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,266
Either way, these Krappy kids
got more cliffhangers
558
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,006
than a Lithgow-Rooker-Stallone
hall of mirrors
559
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,543
in 1993.
560
00:20:38,677 --> 00:20:40,846
They got that Timpire
violent revenge,
561
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:44,053
Viscera off to join them,
gods all mad at Deliria,
562
00:20:44,054 --> 00:20:45,823
though they still think
Zeus blew up,
563
00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:47,560
so that could throw
a mess of frogs
564
00:20:47,561 --> 00:20:48,930
in their watermill gears.
565
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,299
[Laughs]
566
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,202
And speaking of Zeus,
what do we think?
567
00:20:52,203 --> 00:20:53,739
He's not just gonna go away
568
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:56,745
now that he woke up
all angry and killed Shlub.
569
00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:59,050
If that's what he did do,
kill Shlub.
570
00:20:59,184 --> 00:21:01,455
Is that what he did?
Did he kill Shlub?
571
00:21:01,556 --> 00:21:05,062
To find out, we're just gonna
have to wait till season four.
572
00:21:05,196 --> 00:21:06,732
Or was it five? I lost track.
573
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,303
Think they renewed it
till season 12.
574
00:21:09,404 --> 00:21:10,707
That make you mad?
575
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,780
You can tell me
all about it inside the coffin
576
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,183
you're gonna wake up in.
577
00:21:15,184 --> 00:21:16,718
Gonna be pitch black in there,
578
00:21:16,719 --> 00:21:18,923
but you can count on me
being there with you.
579
00:21:19,057 --> 00:21:20,961
All ears and ready to listen.
580
00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:22,798
Till your oxygen runs out.
581
00:21:22,932 --> 00:21:24,334
[Laughs]
582
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:26,739
Well, I'm
your Crazy Narrator Man,
583
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:29,209
and I'll be reading
what you put on the Reddits,
584
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,613
so be nice, now!
585
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,551
MAN: Did you get any of that?
586
00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:36,692
MAN 2: Bento.
587
00:21:36,742 --> 00:21:41,292
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