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Come on, wake up.

Alex.

Alex.

Alex.

Come on, wake up.

What? Come on, wake up.

I want to come again.

What time is it? I want to just really get your fucking foot through it. I

know what's going on.

Oh, no.

Come on.

Can you wake up?

Can you wake up faster?

Come on. Come on, fuck me.

Hold on, hold on.

What time is it?

It's early.

It's early.

What were you saying?

It's time to fuck me.

Come on.

Oh, oh, oh. I thought we said we were going to be done with that, though.

I think you said...

Yeah, I definitely said that. Also, your mom is coming back this morning, as you

know, so... No, I have a location.

And? And she's at the airport.

Still? Yeah, still.

Okay, come on, let's do another excuse.

You don't have a good one.

Come on.

But we said we said like I mean like that was that was it though I don't

don't I don't want to get divorced like if your mom finds out she's gonna be so

mad She's not going to find out Why

you

keep teasing me like that

What are you doing?

What do you think I'm doing?

You're so cute when you pretend you don't know what I'm doing.

Look,

you're ready for me.

Why would you sleep naked if you didn't call me to see it?

I'm sure you do. Come on.

What if her phone is not working? What if it just kind of froze there and she's

actually way closer?

That's not how that works, babe.

Come on.

Look, I mean, it just kind of looks like she's your mom. It's just, it's wrong.

It is kind of wrong, but isn't that kind of hot?

I know you like that.

Look, I can tell you like it.

It's besides the point, though.

Mm -hmm.

Okay, well, your mouth is saying one thing, but your body is saying another

thing.

You know,

I'm married to your mom. This just doesn't feel right, though.

Yeah, but it's not like we're blood. You're my stepdad.

I've, like, barely even known you that long.

It's been already three months, but... Yeah, exactly.

You know, it's not that.

What is it?

We said that was the last time.

You said that was the last time. I just kind of looked sad and nodded. That

wasn't a yes.

I didn't agree to anything.

Hey, babe.

Oh, my God, honey. I just had the worst trip. Like, you wouldn't believe what I

just went through.

They lost my luggage in Boston.

PSA was a complete nightmare.

And you remember Karen? You remember Karen, that bitch from work?

She has lost her mind. Like, I don't even know what's going on with her, but

actually screamed at me. That bitch had the nerve to scream at me on this

business trip.

Like, oh my God, I'm just so glad to be home. You would not believe.

Oh, yeah, I mean.

I'm just super stressed from this trip. I figured you were, like, I said you

were going to be home way earlier. I'm, like, so surprised.

So glad to be here. Like, it's just, I've just had enough with this job. I

deal with this shit anymore.

Like, oh, man, I feel like I just need to just fall and relax and just wash

whole trip off of me.

Like, the whole thing is just freaking ridiculous.

Oh, my God. Have you seen the Stevenson's yard?

Oh, my God. It's a complete wreck over there.

Have you looked out here lately?

Do you want to see this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you seen this?

Like, well, you know what? I ran into Stacy about two weeks ago at the spa.

She looked like complete shit.

You know, poor Stacey. I really think, I think I'm going to send over our one

boy. I think they need it. I mean, she's just going through so much.

Yeah, I mean, I think that's the right call, babe. I agree.

Yeah, I mean, could you imagine her husband, her husband having an affair

his younger secretary?

That's unbelievable.

You know what? I think I'm going to call her now. I'm going to call her and tell

her. I'm going to step out. I'll be right back. Of

course, of course. Yeah, do your thing, babe.

That was fun.

What if she catches us?

She's not going to catch us, I promise.

Mm.

I bet my mom doesn't do that.

No she doesn't.

She's right there.

It's fine, silly. It's in my glass.

It's kind of hot, though. She's, like, right there.

Aww.

Oh God, poor Stacy.

She's a complete wreck, honey. Like, she's so beyond distraught.

I'm very sorry to hear that, babe.

So what do you think you should do?

Well, I'm taking her to lunch. I'm taking her to lunch right now.

I'm going to jump in the pub, honey.

This is really important.

I've got to just go help her through this. It's bad.

It's really, really bad. You should be a good friend. I'm going to take her

back. We're going to lunch.

Okay.

You need to go now.

No, I don't. What are you talking about?

She's right there in the bathroom. She is right there in the bathroom. We'll

make it quick.

I'll be so quick, okay? You better make it quick.

I told you that she's right there.

You have to promise to fuck me again.

Yeah, I will, I will, I will. Yeah, whenever I want it.

I thought you were... Yeah, you don't turn around.

Yeah. His mom's not around.

We're going to have to send her home.

No, no babe.

There goes my marriage.