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Amen.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

Um... Nothing.

Is that my wife's dildo?

Yeah, well, um, the...

I just wanted to look at her bras, because, like, her boobies, they're just

big. And I just wanted to, like, you know, I put them, I wanted to see how I

would look with big boobs one day.

What? Yeah.

And then I went to the next drawer, and I found this, and it looked interesting,

so I just kept.

You're supposed to be babysitting, not getting yourself off in our bed, no

I am. He's sleeping.

I'm a good babysitter.

Do you know how to use that thing?

Well, not exactly.

But, um... Do you want to show me?

I can't do that.

Why not?

Because it'd be wrong.

Why would it be wrong? I'm legal.

Because I'm married.

So?

And if she found out, I would lose everything. This house. My child.

How'd she find out?

Well, I don't know you that well. You might ruin it for me.

Have you ever wanted to be with a younger woman before?

All the time.

Go do it.

Be with me.

I can't do this.

Why not?

Because it's wrong.

It's not wrong, silly.

You make a good point.

I think so.

I find myself to be very persuasive.

Yes, you are.

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

positions...

bitch of a wife isn't it no babies came

out of the sun

Come back. Where?

I don't know.

There you go, right there.

I want you to come for me, too.

Yeah? You know, you made me come onto your chair.

Oh, yeah, I'm going to come.

Yeah Very

good,

probably not gonna say anything

Stop behind my glasses.

The stuff's blinding. Well, the glasses protected you.

But it's in my eye.

It did? I'm blind.

I have to go check on the baby.

I'll check on the baby. You clean up.

Okay.