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Wow, I just... No, look.
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Okay, well, you're gonna have to do a
little more schmoozing, okay? You're
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have to shake a few more hands, and
you're gonna have to make this thing
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official, okay? We can't move forward
the way it currently stands.
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It's just... It's unacceptable, okay? Do
you understand?
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Do you understand? It is unacceptable
the way you are approaching this merger.
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Okay, look, look, look.
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I don't have time.
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talk to you about how to do your job
properly. I need you to just take the
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initiative and get it done, okay? You
understand?
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You understand what I'm saying, right?
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Okay,
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let's see, open the pouch, remove the
stick from the pouch, take off the
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cap.
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Oh my God, this is so confusing. I
thought you just feed on a stick.
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I thought you just...
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You know what I mean? I mean, we'll tell
you if you're pregnant or not, but...
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I'm not
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gonna have to pee right now.
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Two to ten minutes? I have to wait two
to ten minutes?
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You're too sweet. No, actually, my day
has not been very good.
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Yeah.
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So listen, I am... Fuck.
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Sorry, I didn't want to have to say
this.
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I am... I haven't gotten my period.
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And I bought a pregnancy test because I
think maybe I'm pregnant.
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What?
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What the fuck? Are you kidding me? No,
that this isn't yours?
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Seriously?
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Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me? I
mean, I haven't had sex with anybody
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else except you.
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And let alone without a fucking condom.
You are the only person I have even
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fucked without a condom. You are the one
who convinced me to even do it.
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Oh my god.
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I cannot believe that you are doing this
right now. I cannot believe that you
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are fucking doing this to me right now.
Oh my -
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even let you fuck me if I knew that you
were going to be this type of girl. You
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fucking pretend to be all nice and
fucking sweet and kiss my fucking ass so
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you can just flip your fucking dick
inside me and then what? And then just
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fucking pretend like I'm not even here?
You're going to just fucking walk away?
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You are such a fucking piece of little -
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I hope I hear you arguing or just, you
know, want to come in and just check on
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you, you know, make sure everything is,
uh, everything is fine.
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No, it's not.
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Uh, my boyfriend and I got into a fight.
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Oh. Well, that's okay.
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You know, I'm sure, I'm sure you'll work
through it, you know, these things,
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they, they happen, and, uh... I don't
know, that sounds a bit... Way better.
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More.
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Is that what I think it is?
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Is that a pregnancy test?
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Yeah.
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A fucking pregnancy test? Why? What the
fuck?
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Yeah, that's what this is all about.
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God. Hold on a second.
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Are you pregnant?
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I don't know. That's the thing.
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I called my fucking boyfriend because I
don't even know how to fucking read this
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thing.
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Christ, oh my God.
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Okay, so not only are you taking a
pregnancy test, but you're having
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sex?
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I mean, honestly, I thought you and your
boyfriend were just, you know, like,
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dating. I didn't know it was that
serious. Are you fucking kidding me? Why
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you talk to us about this?
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I mean, I wanted to use a condom, but he
convinced me. He just kept saying how
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good it is, and like, well, he loves me.
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Do you understand the repercussions of
this? You know, if you have a child
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now, like, you haven't even had a job.
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How do you raise a kid?
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Is this economy? I don't want one. Your
mother is going to lose her mind, and
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you're fucking multiple people?
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No!
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No, I'm not. I'm just, I'm just, I don't
know what to do.
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Okay, okay, okay. Look, look, look. I'm
sorry, okay? I didn't mean to make you
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more upset. I get it. This is a tough
situation, okay? Just breathe,
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just relax, and I'll get through it.
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Thanks. So, I mean, what's the story? Is
he gonna help you out, or what?
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No, he didn't want to help me read this
fucking thing.
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He just...
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Kept saying, no, it's not mine.
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I was like, I don't know what's going on
with you being such a douchebag.
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Why do you guys have to be such
douchebags?
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It's going to be alright.
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You know, you're beautiful.
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You're so much more deserving than that
little chump.
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And that's all he is. He's just a little
immature prick.
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I'm so lucky to have a dad like you.
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That's true.
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Wait, what do you need? You need some
money or something?
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Yeah. Yeah, you want to bite your test?
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Yeah. I can take care of that for you.
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Seriously though, you're like the best
stepdad a girl could have before.
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Oh, come on.
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I'm more than just a stepdad.
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I can be a friend.
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A trusted confidant.
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And, hey, between you and me, we don't
have to tell your mother about this,
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okay? Really?
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Yeah, you've been through enough as it
is. We don't need to involve her and
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stress her out. We can take care of
this.
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And I just want one touch from you.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Wait.
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I don't know if we should be doing this.
I mean...
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You're my stepdad.
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Yeah. Well, you know, if I'm being
honest, I always
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thought of you as more than just a
stepfather.
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It's a secret, like I said.
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It feels a lot bigger.
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