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Reality junkies.

Hi, sweetheart.

I'm sorry that you're not feeling well.

I'm alright.

Your mother is going to come and check on you once you get home from work

Later? Is she working late again?

Well, you know how it is. She's busy.

Yeah, she's too busy for me.

She never had time for my real dad.

Never has time for us.

And never has time for my awesome stepdad.

Well, I don't know about really awesome. Maybe super.

I think you're super awesome.

Dad, I think I have a fever.

Yeah? Let me see.

Yeah, you're pretty warm.

I know.

I'm hot all over, look.

Yeah.

You are pretty.

Pretty feverish.

I know.

I'm even hot here. Oh, honey.

You sure are hot there.

Let me, uh, maybe... Is there anything else I can do for you?

Can you tell me a story?

Story? Yeah.

Please. I think it would really help me if you just told me a story.

Put you to sleep.

Okay, let me think of something here.

Story. Well, there was a kingdom.

Once upon a time, there was a big kingdom.

Okay. And in this kingdom was a king.

With a big cock.

Not necessarily, but I guess.

And his queen, beautiful queen, loved it when they

sat around in the courtyard and... Had sex all the time.

He pounded her endlessly.

Honey, that's a pretty vivid imagination you have there.

And then while they were in the courtyard, you know, they had a...

Court Jester, yeah, he would entertain them by doing things like... Coming on

her breath.

Or on her face.

My honey.

Yeah, sure.

I like this story, Dad.

Yeah? Okay.

Keep going.

Well, then, later that night, after, you know, spending... wonderful day in the

courtyard and doing all those fun things. They had a big dinner with all

people. And at the dinner, they celebrated that great sex

that they had.

Yeah, sure, they celebrated that great sex that they had.

If you want, that's how the story went.

You know, Dad,

Story's getting really hot and horny.

Oh, yeah?

Okay.

That's... Maybe I should let you get to sleep.

Let me eat my kitty.

What?

Eat your kitty?

Please?

It'll help me sleep.

Come on.

As long as it helps

you get to sleep, I guess. Why not?

Well, I promise.

Thank you.

Let me piss you off, Daddy, please.

No.

Oh, yeah.

It's just so big, daddy.

That's a good girl.

Thank you.

Like the guy from the story.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

He looked at me nice and gentle like he did his princess.

he's so good

Like...

I'm so stressed right now.

It's so big.

Thank you, Daddy.

I guess all stories do have an happy ending.