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I want to introduce you to something
that we call the hot crazy scale.
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five crazy and a seven crazy, why not?
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The danger zone.
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Redheads, strippers, girls named
Tiffany, you don't want to go here.
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Now this is the hot crazy matrix.
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Here are some examples.
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Hey, big brother.
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Hey. You have a lot of energy.
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Just your stepbrother. I mean, it's not
really a big of a deal.
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Our parents are married now.
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So, you're my brother.
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I guess that is true.
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So, what are you doing?
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What are you up to?
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I was just having some coffee.
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Yeah?
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I got a...
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Go to a couple job interviews in a
little bit.
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Oh, well.
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I don't think you have to go yet. Do you
want me to make you some breakfast?
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I'm not.
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I'm good, thanks. No? Okay.
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You're not.
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So how do you like living here?
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I don't know. I'm not too excited about
it, to be honest.
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I mean, I'm only going to be here for a
couple weeks probably. I just got to
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save a little bit of money so I can get
a place.
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Only a couple weeks?
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I'm sure mom and dad would let you stay
for like a whole year if you wanted to.
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I don't think I want to. To get yourself
back on your feet?
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I don't think I want to live with my
parents for a year.
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I mean, if you're only going to be here
for a few weeks, we might as well start
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to get to know each other.
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Since we are brother and sister now.
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Yeah, but I mean, I'm just... You don't
really need to get to know me. I mean,
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I'm... Why not?
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I'm just your stepbrother. It's not a
big deal. I have so many questions for
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you. Like, what's your favorite color?
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That's not a hard question.
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I don't know if I... Blue, I guess.
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Blue?
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What's your shoe size?
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12.
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Wow. You got some big feet.
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What about... Do you have a girlfriend?
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No, I don't have a girlfriend.
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No?
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If I had a girlfriend, I'd be moving in
with her.
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I wouldn't move back in with my dad.
That's understandable.
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I'm surprised you don't have a
girlfriend. I thought you would.
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You're a nice, attractive man.
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I can't believe you don't have one.
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I don't know about that.
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Thanks, I guess.
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You're welcome.
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So, do you want to watch a movie or
something?
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Uh, Lily, I can't. I gotta... I gotta
get going a little bit.
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Well, what about afterwards?
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You know I'm, like, 35, right? I'm,
like, a lot older than you.
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That doesn't matter.
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when you come back, we can hang out and
talk more.
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Um, yeah, that's, yeah, we could do
that.
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Okay. Cool.
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Um, alright, well, yeah, I think I'm
gonna, I'll probably just head out.
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Okay. No, I think.
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Well, I'll see you later then.
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Okay.
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Bye. Alright, bye.
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Hey, big brother.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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Oh, you know, just standing out here.
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Um, hey, do you know, uh, I'm missing
some of my clothes. I can't find my gym
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shorts and, uh, a couple shirts.
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Um, actually, I washed some clothes for
you.
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Oh. I did some of your laundry.
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Really? Oh, okay.
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Oh, cool. Alright, um, well, I'll just,
I'll just go check in the laundry room.
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No.
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I gotta get to the gym. It's super nice
out here. The gym can wait.
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I don't really lay out by the pool or
anything. It's so nice out here.
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Just once?
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I don't know.
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Well, if you don't want to lay down,
could you at least give me a massage for
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few minutes?
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My back really hurts.
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All right, fine. Just for a minute,
though.
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Why don't you leave that on?
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Well, I'd stand out here naked all the
time. It would feel better for the
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massage.
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You know?
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All right.
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It's not a big deal.
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Can you go lower, please?
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Uh, okay.
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Lily, what are you doing?
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I'm just... It's just making me feel
better.
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It's not a big deal. All right.
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I seriously got to go in a minute,
though, okay?
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Go lower, down here.
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Lily, I'm your stepbrother, and I'm,
like, twice as old as you, okay?
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It's fine. It's okay.
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All right, just for a minute.
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I'm not doing that, okay?
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Please.
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Come on. It's okay.
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I want to go inside. This is... No,
don't go inside.
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Look, you're hard right now.
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You really want to walk away from this?
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Don't touch my dick, okay? Please, come
on. Don't do that.
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I really can't do that.
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Why doesn't it feel good though?
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Fuck, what was that?
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What? Was that dad's truck?
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I didn't hear anything.
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I gotta go inside.
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I'm sorry.
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Bye, big brother.
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Good morning, sleepyhead.
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Hey, wake up.
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Hello, hi.
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Wake up.
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Morning time.
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Come on.
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Why aren't you awake yet?
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What time is it?
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It's morning time.
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Come on, get out of my room. I want to
hang out with you today.
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Come on, you did all your job interviews
yesterday.
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You're not doing anything today, I can
imagine.
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I don't think it's a good idea for us to
hang out anymore.
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Why?
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Because what happened yesterday?
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But I enjoyed yesterday.
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I think you did too.
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Okay.
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I'm, like, twice as old as you. You need
to find a guy that's your own age,
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okay? But I don't like guys my own age.
And maybe he's not your fucking
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stepbrother.
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Come on.
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Don't do that. Come on. Stop. Just get
out of my way. Come on.
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You're pretty hard right now.
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Because I just woke up.
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Maybe it's because you were thinking
about yesterday.
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Lily, come on. Stop.
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I won't do that.
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You have a really big dick.
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Guys my own age don't have dicks this
big.
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I
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think
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I'm gonna call you daddy, okay?
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They're having breakfast.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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They won't know anything's happening.
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Oh, my God.
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Don't you like how I suck your dick,
Daddy?
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Oh, I think it's a really good idea.
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My pussy, Daddy?
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Fuckin' hell as well.
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Why?
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We're already doing this.
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Shit.
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Please, Daddy.
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