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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Woody's a
married man, huh? Yeah.
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Yeah, what a lucky guy.
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Indeed, he is.
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There's nothing
like wedded bliss.
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Plus, he's got
that wedding ring.
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Now, that is a real babe magnet.
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Please, it's an old wives' tale.
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Not so. Yeah?
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Oh, it's been scientifically
proven that women
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are more attracted
to married men.
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The whole notion is ridiculous.
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Look, I'll...
I'll prove it to you.
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You see those two attractive
young females over there?
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I'll go over and hit on them
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relentlessly, all the while
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displaying my wedding ring.
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See how long it takes them
to give me the cold shoulder.
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Hi.
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You two ladies
need some company?
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Oh, sure, I'm married, but, uh,
you know, I'm not dead.
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I figure, well, uh...
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Lilith is here, isn't she?
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♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪
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♪ Takes everything you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪
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♪ Sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you like
to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You wanna be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You wanna be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You wanna go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Sam, uh, Malone.
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Yeah, over here.
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GNS Amusements.
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Oh, great.
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Sign here, please.
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Hey, fellas, listen
up, you know how
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I've been trying to
hustle up more business
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for the bar?
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Well, I think this
baby's just the ticket.
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Cheers is now the proud owner
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of a blood pressure tester.
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That's... that's great, Sammy.
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I think we ought to get
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some velvet ropes outside
to handle the lines.
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No, no, come on, will you?
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Lighten up here,
this could be fun.
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What the hell is this?
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They sent me a slot machine.
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Well, I lived kind of a
sheltered girlhood, but offhand,
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I'd say this looks like
a Gametime model 36X
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with remodelled sprockets,
triple-action tumblers.
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"The Big Boy".
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A slot machine.
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I've never played one of these,
but I've always wanted to.
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Hey, hey, come on, no, don't...
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don't do that, please,
it's illegal.
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This is the last thing
this bar needs.
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I'm gonna call and tell
them to take it back.
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It's just as well, Rebecca.
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These are the devil's
own machines.
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They systematically rob you
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of your cash and your dignity,
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one nickel at a time.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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Oh, hey, come on,
Frasier, don't do that.
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No, relax, Sam.
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This is merely for
educational purposes.
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Good-bye, nickel.
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Free money!
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The doctor is hot!
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Excuse me, sir.
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I represent a market
research company.
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We're doing a survey.
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Oh, I'm really not interested.
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Thanks. Okay.
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How about you, sir? Okay.
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We're looking for volunteers
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to taste several brands of beer.
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Uh, excuse me, Paul,
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we were having
a conversation here.
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You were saying? Uh, uh, well,
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if you're available,
just come to this address
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at 2:00 this afternoon.
2:00, sure.
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Hey, listen, uh, uh,
what exactly do I do?
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Well, you'll be in a room
with several other volunteers,
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and you'll be tasting
several varieties of beer.
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We'll pay you for your time.
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Excuse me, sir.
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This is gonna sound like
an odd question, but...
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by any chance, were
you born in a manger?
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You've been selected
to take part in this study
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due to your ages
and your drinking preferences.
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Norm, there seems to be a typo
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here on your average
beer intake.
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Wow.
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Now, gentlemen,
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I'd like you to each take a sip
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from sample A and give me
your impressions.
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Ray, what do you think?
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Would you serve this beer
in your home?
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Yeah, sure.
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And Chuck?
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Very tasty, uh...
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Good after-taste, too.
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And Norm.
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I don't know.
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Didn't you just drink some?
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Yeah, but it wasn't in my mouth
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long enough to really taste it.
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Hold it in your mouth
a little longer.
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Try savouring it for a second,
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and then swallow it.
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This is great.
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Wow, does anyone else know
about this savouring thing?
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Now try to describe the taste.
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Ah... well,
it's kind of, um, sweet,
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but, uh, kind of tangy, too.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah... very observant.
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Yeah. What about sample B?
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It's kind of tart.
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Actually, I thought it
was kind of sweet.
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No, no, fellas.
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It's really... it's...
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it's more of a smoky thing.
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Right again. Yeah.
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That's the new mash
that they're using.
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You're amazing, Norm.
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What about,
uh, sample C? Let's see.
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Now, this one
misses for me, okay?
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Mm-hmm.
It's like the carbonation is...
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is fighting the flavour,
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and the flavour is losing.
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This is really getting
too easy for me.
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You want to challenge
me a bit here?
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Okay.
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Let's try samples
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D through V.
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Oh, D through V.
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Now, hang on a second.
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I may need to cleanse my palate.
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Do you have any pizza?
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Oh, Carla, you're not supposed
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to be playing that-
it's illegal.
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So is watering drinks.
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Good luck to you.
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Come to mama.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Darn it, this machine hates me!
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Say, uh, Rebecca, uh,
can I give it a try?
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Go ahead, Paul.
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It's obviously empty.
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Hey, hey.
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Wow.
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Nine nickels.
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Hey, I wonder, if those chicks
over there saw me win, huh?
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Yeah, Paul.
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I'm sure the lack
of that 45 cents
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is what kept you
out of that ménage.
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Come on... come on.
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Be there, be there.
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Damn!
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What is wrong with this machine?
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Frasier won, Paul won,
Carla won.
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Maybe it just hates women.
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
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What's the story, Norm?
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Boy meets beer.
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Boy drinks beer.
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Boy gets another beer.
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In this performance,
the role of the boy
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will be played by Norm Peterson.
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Sammy, I want you
to pour a round
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for the house and
put it on my tab.
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Ooh. Oh!
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Oh, thank you.
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What's the occasion there,
big guy?
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Well, I think I got a job.
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Hey, all right, Normie. CLIFF:
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Stand back,
I'll take care of this.
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All right, mister, I don't know
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what pod you crawled out of...
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but you're not welcome
in our world.
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Now, go in peace and give us
our Normie back.
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Seriously, remember that beer
tasting survey group?
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Turns out they value
my opinion so much,
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they want me to try
out at the brewery.
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All right.
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Who'd have thought I have
a knack for something?
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Okay, now, listen up, you.
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This is my last nickel.
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Now, I'm not asking for a lot.
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I-I just want you to hit,
just once.
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Please... for me.
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Why do you hate me?
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Becs. What?
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Come here.
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What do you want?
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You are acting crazy.
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You're standing there
talking to a machine,
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pretending like it cares
who's feeding it nickels.
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It doesn't have anything
against you personally.
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You're right.
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Thank you.
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And why are you whispering?
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I don't want it to hear
me talking to you.
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Pardon me, uh, are you Mike?
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Hey, you must be
the new guy, Norm?
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Yeah, hi.
Yeah, I'll be your supervisor.
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Oh, great.
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I was, uh, looking over
your sample comments,
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and, uh, well,
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must say they're
very impressive.
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Thank you. Uh, now,
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remember, this is just a trial,
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but I think
you're gonna do great.
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Thanks, sir.
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Uh, the job's very simple.
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You'll drink
random samples of beer
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off the line
and give us your opinion.
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That's it.
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Well, uh...
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you ready to see
the brewery, Norm?
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Oh, I've been ready
for 43 years, sir.
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You'll be sampling beer
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and submitting your comments
to the master brewer
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who will evaluate them,
and in turn, he'll...
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Are you... are you crying, Norm?
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Nah, just got something
in my eye there.
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I'll get you a Kleenex.
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Honey, I'm home.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Mike.
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Look, if you don't mind,
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I'm gonna knock off
for lunch, okay?
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Yeah, sure.
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You had a great
first week, Norm.
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You don't have to tell me, sir.
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It was the happiest week
of my life.
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Here you go, Norm.
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Huh? What's this?
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It's your pay-check.
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Oh, no, sir, I couldn't.
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No, no, absolutely not,
not for this.
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Go ahead, take it! Really?
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You've earned it.
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You know, you were right
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about that timer being off
on number three tank.
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That's, uh... that's something
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our computer should have
picked up a long time ago.
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Well, sir,
a computer can't love.
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As far as I'm concerned,
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the job is yours.
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Oh, really? Yeah.
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There's-There's just
one more thing. Yeah?
265
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,025
It's, uh... it's mostly
a formality... Yeah.
266
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,556
But, uh, well, you have
to meet with Mr. Hoffmeyer,
267
00:12:09,557 --> 00:12:10,962
the president of the brewery.
268
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,681
Now, if Hoffmeyer likes you,
well, you're all set.
269
00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:15,466
What kind of
guy is he? Oh, he's...
270
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,001
a bit of a tough cookie,
271
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:20,038
but, uh, if you take your work
seriously, you'll do just fine.
272
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,306
Okay. Well, I'd be
glad to meet the guy. Good.
273
00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:24,008
Listen, if you don't
mind right now,
274
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:25,643
I've been tasting beer
all morning, okay?
275
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:28,012
So, I'm just gonna take a
break, change my clothes
276
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,048
and go over to Cheers
and hoist a few.
277
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,348
You're, uh...
278
00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:32,867
You're kidding, right?
279
00:12:32,935 --> 00:12:34,569
Yeah. These clothes
will be fine.
280
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:45,964
Come on. Big money.
281
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:54,572
Come on. Big money.
282
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,875
Oh, show me I'm not a loser.
283
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,612
Can't believe
you're still playing this thing.
284
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:04,181
Sam, I have pulled
that handle 578 times,
285
00:13:04,182 --> 00:13:06,084
and this machine
has given me nothing.
286
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,585
Well, may... maybe it's broken.
287
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:08,886
Let me try it here.
288
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,354
Give me that.
289
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,897
No. No. It's you, all right.
290
00:13:28,757 --> 00:13:32,043
Come on. Big money.
291
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,646
I hate to see her beating
herself up like that.
292
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,047
Yeah, I agree.
293
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:39,250
If there was just some way
that she could win, even once.
294
00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:41,218
It might serve
to break her fatalism
295
00:13:41,286 --> 00:13:44,055
and bolster her self-esteem.
296
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:47,925
Plus, maybe then I'd get a shot,
'cause I am hot, hot, hot!
297
00:13:47,926 --> 00:13:51,963
Well, there must
be some way we can fix that machine
298
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,465
so you can win just one time.
299
00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,600
Now you're good
at this stuff, Carla.
300
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:56,667
Can't you rig it?
301
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:57,668
Why should I?
302
00:13:57,669 --> 00:13:58,803
Well, because
303
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,605
she'd feel better about herself,
304
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,840
you know, maybe even feel happy.
305
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,325
No, really. Why should I?
306
00:14:06,796 --> 00:14:09,597
Because there's a $20 bill
in it for you.
307
00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:10,932
Deal.
308
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:13,535
I'd have done it for ten.
309
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,592
No wonder
you're going out of business.
310
00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:18,640
Afternoon, everybody.
311
00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:20,207
Norm!
312
00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,976
A little busman's holiday, Norm?
313
00:14:22,044 --> 00:14:24,345
No. None of those fancy drinks
for me, Sammy.
314
00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,247
Just give me a beer.
315
00:14:26,315 --> 00:14:27,882
See this, boys? Huh?
316
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,050
An actual pay-check.
317
00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:30,452
Oh.
318
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,053
Tell you what, Sammy.
319
00:14:32,054 --> 00:14:34,756
Earning a salary
does something for a guy's self-esteem.
320
00:14:34,757 --> 00:14:36,524
For the first time in years,
321
00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:38,726
I'm actually making
an honest living.
322
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,462
Oh, look at that.
323
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:43,164
This says Norm Peterman.
324
00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:44,632
That's 'cause Norm Peterson
325
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,803
is still drawing
unemployment, thank you.
326
00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:49,304
Well, Norm, I must say
I've never seen you
327
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,471
look happier
or-or more fulfilled.
328
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,739
Well, thanks, Fras.
329
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,457
I still don't have
the job officially yet.
330
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,426
I got to meet the
president of the brewery.
331
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,077
But I tell you what-I feel
like I've found my calling.
332
00:14:58,078 --> 00:14:59,564
Yeah, that's a wonderful
feeling, isn't it? Yeah.
333
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,795
You know, I remember
the first day I decided
334
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,751
to go into the healing arts.
335
00:15:03,818 --> 00:15:07,688
Yeah, just the thought
of helping my fellow man...
336
00:15:07,756 --> 00:15:10,724
it gave me a sense of purpose,
a mission in life.
337
00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:13,327
Oh.
338
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:14,762
Oh, surprise, surprise!
339
00:15:14,829 --> 00:15:17,231
Mrs. Davis.
"I had a bad childhood."
340
00:15:17,299 --> 00:15:19,867
Join the club, sister!
341
00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:23,421
I'm all out of nickels.
Does anybody have a nickel?
342
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,323
Hey, hey, where's that, uh,
tip jar of Carla's?
343
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,654
- No.
- Well, I would
344
00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:28,126
pay her back.
345
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,311
Going a little bit
overboard here, aren't you?
346
00:15:30,312 --> 00:15:32,496
After all, it's just
a silly little machine.
347
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,065
It's not a silly
machine, Norman.
348
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,100
It is... It is a
metaphor for life.
349
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,768
It is. Everybody gets
to pull the handle,
350
00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:40,087
and sometimes they win,
and sometimes they lose.
351
00:15:40,088 --> 00:15:42,557
But I always lose.
352
00:15:42,624 --> 00:15:45,542
I pull the handle, and
I get cherry, lemon,
353
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,445
Bell!
354
00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:51,316
Rebecca, has it ever occurred
to you that maybe the reason
355
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:54,419
you always lose is because
you think you're going to lose?
356
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,154
Oh, don't give me that crap!
357
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,922
I tried that positive
thinking stuff,
358
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:01,059
and I knew it wouldn't work,
and sure enough, it didn't!
359
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,094
You are over-analysing things.
360
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,963
You got to live in the moment.
361
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,697
Take life as it comes, okay?
362
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,667
You start thinking too much,
everything falls apart.
363
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,936
Norm, how do you not
think too much?
364
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,470
You're-You're getting ready
365
00:16:13,471 --> 00:16:15,339
for the biggest interview
of your life!
366
00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:16,573
Yeah.
367
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,243
If I were you,
I would be a nervous wreck.
368
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,912
You know, I had a shot
at my dream job.
369
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,380
Yeah?
370
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:25,482
And I-I did really, really well.
371
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,351
And then it came time
372
00:16:27,418 --> 00:16:30,788
for me to meet the big boss,
and I choked.
373
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,024
I went in, and-and
I complimented him,
374
00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:35,441
and then I realized,
"Oh, God, I'm kissing up."
375
00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:37,061
So I took back the compliment,
376
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:40,330
and then it looked like
I was insulting him.
377
00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:43,517
So then I started telling jokes,
and they were really bad.
378
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,254
And then... And-And then,
the next thing I knew,
379
00:16:46,321 --> 00:16:52,327
I was singing,
"Knick knack paddy whack" song.
380
00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:55,162
And I was just singing
381
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:58,098
and singing at the top
of my lungs.
382
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:02,536
And I just kept burying myself
deeper and deeper.
383
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,490
And I lost my dream job.
384
00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:09,994
And when I walked out
385
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:13,931
of that House of Pancakes,
I felt two inches tall.
386
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:23,141
Well, Rebecca, that's about
the most depressing thing
387
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,243
I've ever heard in my life.
388
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,120
Hey, don't... Norm,
don't listen to me.
389
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,413
It'll just bring you down.
390
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,747
Yeah. And you know what?
391
00:17:29,814 --> 00:17:32,616
I've been a jinx my entire life,
392
00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:33,951
but that's me.
393
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,953
That isn't you.
394
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,688
You're gonna do great.
395
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:38,956
Thanks.
396
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,191
Good luck.
397
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,559
Well, thanks a lot, Rebecca.
398
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,793
And for what it's worth,
399
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,895
I don't think you're
a jinx, all right?
400
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,230
Thanks.
401
00:18:04,415 --> 00:18:06,433
Ah, Norm.
402
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,302
Mr. Hoffmeyer's on his way.
403
00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:10,170
Uh, now remember,
this is just a formality.
404
00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:12,306
He's heard all kinds
of good things about you,
405
00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:14,809
and, well, I'm sure
that as soon as he meets you,
406
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:17,144
uh, you'll be a permanent part
of this brewery.
407
00:18:17,145 --> 00:18:19,279
You seem a little nervous.
Are you, Norm?
408
00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:21,598
No. No.
409
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:23,450
Oh, Mr. Hoffmeyer,
410
00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:25,636
I'd like you to meet
our star taster, Norm.
411
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:26,870
Norm, Mr. Hoffmeyer.
412
00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:29,348
Norm, I hear you're doing
excellent work for us.
413
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:30,841
Thank you very much, sir.
414
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:33,611
Nice pants.
415
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,915
I can't believe
I just said that.
416
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,883
Look, I'm not trying
to kiss up, sir.
417
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,362
I take back what I said
about those pants, okay?
418
00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:43,887
Not that they're not nice pants.
419
00:18:43,888 --> 00:18:45,289
I mean, of course they are.
420
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,557
They're-They're-They're
great pants, you know.
421
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,192
I just don't want you to think
422
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,428
that all I'm doing is
looking at your pants.
423
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,239
I'm also looking
at your face, sir,
424
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:55,732
and-and your shirt, your
tie, all of which are lovely.
425
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,485
Like a manly kind of lovely.
You know what I mean?
426
00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:01,488
Good Lord, I'm not making
much sense, am I, sir?
427
00:19:01,556 --> 00:19:03,323
Let me just start
all over again.
428
00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:05,259
Hello. My name is Norm Pants.
429
00:19:05,326 --> 00:19:08,596
Ooh! Yay. That didn't come
out right, either, did it?
430
00:19:08,597 --> 00:19:11,132
I'm gonna laugh
about that one tonight, sir.
431
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:12,650
And I'm sure you will, too,
432
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,585
when you take those
pants off tonight.
433
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:15,886
Not that I'm thinking
434
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:17,522
about you taking
your pants off, sir!
435
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,089
Nothing could be
further from the truth!
436
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:20,924
I mean, well, now,
don't get me wrong.
437
00:19:20,925 --> 00:19:23,194
You know, it's not like
I would be grossed out
438
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,525
if you took your pants off.
439
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,448
Go ahead, run around
naked for all I care!
440
00:19:27,515 --> 00:19:30,168
After all, you'll do
whatever you want to do.
441
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,203
You're Mr. Hoffmeyer,
for crying out loud!
442
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,472
Oh, come on, lighten
up, will you?!
443
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,457
Why are you such a sourpuss?
444
00:19:36,524 --> 00:19:38,292
Come on. What's it going to take
445
00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:40,394
to put a smile on
that face, huh?
446
00:19:40,462 --> 00:19:43,714
♪ With a knick knack paddy
whack, give a dog a bone ♪
447
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:46,517
♪ This old man
came rolling home! ♪
448
00:19:48,826 --> 00:19:51,788
Sorry about the job there, Norm.
449
00:19:51,789 --> 00:19:53,124
Oh, don't worry about it, Cliff.
450
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,458
What are you going to do?
451
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,261
I had my dream job for
a week, and I lost it.
452
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:59,213
But you've got to look on the...
on the bright side, you know.
453
00:19:59,214 --> 00:20:01,548
I mean, somebody could
walk up to me tomorrow,
454
00:20:01,549 --> 00:20:03,050
tap me on the shoulder, say,
455
00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:05,686
"Hey, we want you to sample
various types of pretzels."
456
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,505
You know?
457
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,306
Or-Or-Or pizza.
458
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,474
Could happen.
459
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,609
Maybe, big guy.
460
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,029
Well, I did it.
I rigged the machine.
461
00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:18,031
The next person who pulls
that handle is going
462
00:20:18,032 --> 00:20:19,722
to be up to their
knees in nickels.
463
00:20:19,723 --> 00:20:21,268
All right, now,
don't you feel good?
464
00:20:21,269 --> 00:20:23,003
I mean, doesn't it
make you feel happy
465
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,172
to know you did something
for a fellow human being?
466
00:20:25,173 --> 00:20:26,774
Isn't that what life's
really all about?
467
00:20:26,775 --> 00:20:29,026
You don't have my 20
bucks, do you, Sam?
468
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,911
It's been kind of
a slow week, honey. I...
469
00:20:30,912 --> 00:20:33,514
Now, wai-wai-wait.
470
00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:36,467
Norm.
471
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:39,203
I just wanted to tell you
472
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,271
how sorry I am
about this afternoon.
473
00:20:41,339 --> 00:20:44,475
Rebecca, for the hundredth
time, please relax.
474
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:45,743
It wasn't your fault.
475
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:46,944
I did it myself.
476
00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:48,211
I choked under pressure.
477
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,514
Well, I felt so guilty
that I went out
478
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,616
and got us this quart
of ice cream.
479
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:53,850
Hmm.
480
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:55,286
Mmm.
481
00:20:59,942 --> 00:21:02,643
This is what we losers do, Norm.
482
00:21:04,546 --> 00:21:06,997
We just drown our sorrows
in ice cream.
483
00:21:08,699 --> 00:21:09,766
But you know what?
484
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,235
Huh?
485
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,036
At least we're not alone.
486
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,738
We have each other.
487
00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:17,091
You're not going to
kiss me again, are you?
488
00:21:17,159 --> 00:21:19,093
'Cause I still
have to drive home.
489
00:21:20,962 --> 00:21:23,064
Oh! Hey, look at that.
490
00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:24,732
These are nickels, I guess, huh?
491
00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:27,735
Say, why don't you, uh, play
the slot machine one more time?
492
00:21:27,736 --> 00:21:28,836
Because I will lose.
493
00:21:28,837 --> 00:21:30,370
Where have you been all week?
494
00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:32,239
No. You know,
I feel good about this.
495
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,241
Why-Why-Why don't you give it
one more shot?
496
00:21:34,242 --> 00:21:35,876
No. Oh, come on!
497
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,912
What's it gonna take
for you to understand
498
00:21:37,913 --> 00:21:39,079
that I will never win?
499
00:21:39,147 --> 00:21:40,948
All right, fine, fine. Come on.
500
00:21:41,016 --> 00:21:42,783
Everybody step up while
501
00:21:42,851 --> 00:21:45,603
Lady Luck thumbs her nose
at Rebecca Howe.
502
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,615
I got my nickel back.
503
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:59,633
I thought that thing
was supposed to pay off.
504
00:21:59,634 --> 00:22:00,935
It's been paying off all week.
505
00:22:00,936 --> 00:22:02,069
I guess it's empty.
506
00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:03,287
Oh, I'm sorry.
507
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,189
Sorry?
508
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:08,258
This has never happened
to me before.
509
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:13,097
I broke even.
510
00:22:13,164 --> 00:22:15,599
I've never broken even before.
511
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,834
I'm not a loser.
512
00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:20,270
I'm a break-evener.
513
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:23,340
Norm is a loser.
514
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:25,675
See him eating his ice cream?
515
00:22:26,186 --> 00:22:28,579
You know what this means?
516
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,581
It means
that my life isn't so terrible.
517
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,650
It's... It's so-so!
518
00:22:34,202 --> 00:22:36,137
Isn't this great?!
519
00:22:37,239 --> 00:22:38,472
Hey, guys,
520
00:22:38,539 --> 00:22:41,309
did Rebecca call me a loser?
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00:22:41,376 --> 00:22:43,311
I'm afraid so, Norm.
522
00:22:43,378 --> 00:22:45,679
Good. I thought she said,
"Leave me some."
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