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Cheers is filmed beforea live studio audience.
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Oh, Woody.
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Our baby-sitter
just canceled.
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Could you sit
with Frederick tonight?
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Okay.
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Oh, great, Woody.
Thanks.
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Yeah, I'm used to it.
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I used to baby-sit
a lot back in Hanover...
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well, before the incident.
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You know...
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I think Lilith's mother
owes us a favor.
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Thanks anyway, Woody.
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Oh, good, Woody,
come here for a minute.
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Listen, I'm gonna go out
of town for the weekend
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and I want you
to feed my cat.
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Now I know it's an imposition,
but, you know.
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Okay.
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Well, you're really good
with animals, aren't you?
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Well, yeah.
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I mean, I had lots of pets
back in Hanover...
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before the incident.
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Yeah, Woody,
on second thought,
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I'm gonna ask
my next-door neighbor,
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but thanks anyway.
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Hey, Woody,
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that's a really
clever trick.
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You get out of doing
anything with that.
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Yeah.
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Just wish I'd thought of it
before the incident.
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(theme song begins)
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¶ Sometimes you want to go
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¶ Where everybody
knows your name ¶
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¶ And they're always
glad you came ¶
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¶ You wanna be
where you can see ¶
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¶ Our troubles
are all the same ¶
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¶ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ¶
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We realize
it's short notice,
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but this dinner tonight
is something
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we simply cannot miss.
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We're desperate
to get a sitter.
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I would really like
to help you guys out,
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but children make me nervous.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna drop them.
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Oh, Rebecca...
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holding a baby is
the simplest thing
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in the world.
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(glass breaks)
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I'm sorry. What did you say?
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Thanks anyway.
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Kelly,
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how was class?
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(sighs heavily):
I'd rather not talk about it.
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I'm sorry, Woody.
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I didn't mean to jump down
your throat like that.
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Well, uh...
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what's wrong?
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Well, my final project
for sociology
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is an in-depth study
of a past work experience.
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And I've never had a job.
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I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
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Well, let me get
this straight--
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you can't do your
little school project
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because you're
stinkin' rich
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and you never had to work
a day in your life?
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Yeah.
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And I used to complain
because I had no shoes.
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I feel so out of place
in my sociology class.
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Do you know what it's like
to sit in school all day
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and not contribute anything?
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Well, it's been a long time,
but that sounds familiar.
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I don't even know
how to get a job.
Kelly,
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come over here, here.
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Want ads.
Okay?
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Plenty of jobs in there.
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If you can't find
anything there,
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call an employment agency.
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Plenty of places
to get a job.
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Hey, you know, Norm,
for a guy who's unemployed,
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you certainly know a lot
about getting work.
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Well, Cliff, I know
a lot about water, too,
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but you don't see me
drinking it.
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Uh, Ms. Howe,
do you think
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Kelly could work
here for a while?
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I know she doesn't have
any experience...
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I don't think so, Woody.
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Oh, well, I just
thought I'd ask.
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It's no big deal.
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Look, Woody.
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It says here I can make
$10,000 a week
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being an escort.
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Okay, Ms. Howe,
now it's a big deal.
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Please, please,
let her work here.
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You can always use
an extra hand
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and you don't
have to pay her.
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Yeah, it's just
for the experience.
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All right, Woody,
all right.
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As a favor to you.
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But this is
a real business.
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This is not
a training ground.
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We need people to work here who
really know what they're doing.
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(glass breaks)
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Tell her to wear shoes.
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Thanks, Ms. Howe.
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Hey, Kelly, guess what?
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Ms. Howe said
you can work here.
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Really?
Oh, that's great.
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Oh, thanks, Ms. Howe.
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Oh, welcome aboard, Kelly.
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I can't believe
I have a real job.
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You know what
to do with this.
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Wow, I sure do.
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Do you guys have lobster
for lunch every day?
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Well, does that mean
you're canceling tonight?
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All right, all right.
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Well, maybe some other time.
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Boy, women'll break a date
with you at the drop of a hat.
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Like her grandmother
won't still be dead tomorrow.
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Sam, am I to understand that you
suddenly have the night free?
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Yeah, you got anything for me?
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Perhaps.
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Quite cute.
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Oh, yeah?
Cute's nice.
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And young.
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Oh, I like young.
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Give me more details.
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Well, about 32 inches.
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I usually I like them
a little bustier than that.
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I'm just trying to find out
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if you would like to sit
for Frederick tonight.
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Oh, yeah.
I'd love to do that.
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Really?
I love that little guy.
Why not?
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Done deal.
All right.
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Frasier, can I
speak with you?
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I don't know how comfortable
I feel with this setup.
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He's just a baby.
He needs supervision.
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Well, Sam can
take care of it.
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I'm talking about Sam.
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You know how out of control
he can get at times,
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what a mess he can
make of everything.
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Well, Sam can clean it up.
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Oh, you're talking
about Sam.
I'm talking about Sam.
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Darling, it'll just
be for a few hours.
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All right.
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But if anything goes wrong,
he could be scarred for life.
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You mean Sam, right?
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Yes, and it is a threat.
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Sam, can you be at our place
in about an hour?
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You bet.
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Where are you guys
going tonight?
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Oh, well, I'm proud to tell you
that my lovely wife
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is being honored tonight
by the scientific community
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for her contributions to the
study of sensory deprivation.
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It was serendipitous,
I admit.
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I'd returned to the lab
after a two-week holiday
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to find that I'd locked
my lab assistant
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in the isolation tank.
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Suffice it to say, what could
have been an ugly lawsuit
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turned into
an award-winning paper.
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Say, Carla,
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I'm, uh, baby-sitting tonight.
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You got any advice for me?
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Sure. Here's everything
you need to know about babies.
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Remember,
you're the boss.
Yeah.
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Don't let him
give you any lip.
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And if they start
to act crabby,
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stick a bottle
in their mouths.
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Great.
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Okay, great.
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Okay, I'm ready.
Okay.
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Here's everything you need
to know about customers.
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Remember,
you're the boss.
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Don't let 'em
give you any lip.
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And if they start
to act crabby,
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just stick a bottle
in their mouths.
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Hey, Miss.
I ordered a beer.
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And he passes to Frederick.
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Frederick takes the ball
and goes for a jam.
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Yes! Yes!
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He's a freshman
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out of the learning center.
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Yes!
Oh, a rookie.
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Wonderful shot.
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Here we go.
Take another one.
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He goes for the jam.
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He goes. He runs.
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The Garden is going cra....
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Oh. It's...
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Great shot.
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Great shot.
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Okay, Malone, top of the key...
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Do you want to watch
a little TV?
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(pants slightly):
You know something?
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That's a good idea.
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Uncle Sam
is a little tired here.
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Whoo!
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Good idea, good idea.
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I don't know how to do this one.
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Do you know how to...
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I have a different one
at home there.
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(TV clicks on)
Oh, far out. Thanks.
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That's great.
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Oh, great,
this is The Flintstones.
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This is the one where Barney
gets stuck in the mailbox.
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I actually haven't seen this one
all the way to the end.
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Freddie?
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Hey, Fred,
whatcha doing in there?
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Peek-a-boo!
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(doorknob rattles)
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Freddie?
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Uh-oh.
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Uh... oh, boy.
Fred.
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Hey, listen to me now.
Listen to Uncle Sammy.
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Unlock the door, Freddie.
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T... Freddie, turn the knob.
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You see the knob?
See that little knob?
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Turn the knob, Freddie.
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(toilet flushes)
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No, wrong knob, Fred.
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Shoot.
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Um, okay, all right.
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I'll get you out of there.
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Got to be a key around here.
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(giggles)
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Oh, I know what
I'm gonna do, Fred.
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We'll do the old credit card
jimmying the lock open here.
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I don't have a credit card.
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I know, here, here,
I'll use a $20.
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This is gonna work.
This is gonna work.
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Yeah, here we go, Freddie.
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This is gonna work.
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No, Freddie... hey...
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give me my $20 back.
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(toilet flushes)
Fred, no.
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Don't fl... oh... shoot.
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You little...
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I'm in trouble here.
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Okay, don't worry.
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Uncle Sammy's gonna get you
out of there, Freddie.
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Yeah, I'll just come around
the window here.
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Ooh.
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We're way high, aren't we?
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Okay.
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No big deal.
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Ooh.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Here comes Uncle Sammy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
Burglar-proof.
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Right. Yeah.
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Your mommy and daddy told me
about that, didn't they?
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Okay.
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Hey, Freddie.
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Whoo!
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(groans)
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Damn, damn, damn!
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You didn't hear that, Freddie.
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You didn't hear that.
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(groans):
Oh...!
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Damn it!
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You heard that one, didn't you?
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Hey, Freddie...
263
00:10:31,702 --> 00:10:34,802
Uncle Sammy doesn't know
what to do here.
264
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,503
Can you open this window?
265
00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,403
Do you know the word "open"?
266
00:10:39,403 --> 00:10:42,303
Yeah, yeah, open.
267
00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:44,103
Open.
268
00:10:44,203 --> 00:10:46,203
Can you open the window?
269
00:10:46,303 --> 00:10:48,803
D-do you know the word "open"?
270
00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:53,003
Good boy.
271
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,704
Bye-bye.
272
00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:11,340
Carla, I just waited
on a man at table 5
273
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,440
and he left too much
money on the table.
274
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,641
Should we go find him?
275
00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:20,041
No, uh, you see, this
is what we call a tip.
276
00:11:20,141 --> 00:11:23,441
It's a little monetary gift
for the head waitress.
277
00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:24,641
Here you go.
278
00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:29,141
Boy, do I feel dumb.
279
00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:31,642
Oh, no, you're just new.
280
00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:36,142
Kelly, can I have
a beer, please?
281
00:11:36,242 --> 00:11:37,842
Okay, let me go get Woody.
282
00:11:37,842 --> 00:11:39,042
Oh, no, you don't need Woody.
283
00:11:39,142 --> 00:11:41,542
Come here. I'm gonna
show you how it's done.
284
00:11:41,642 --> 00:11:42,842
Take a glass,
285
00:11:42,842 --> 00:11:45,342
stick it underneath
this black lever here,
286
00:11:45,342 --> 00:11:46,542
okay?
287
00:11:46,642 --> 00:11:49,743
Voilá, you have a beer.
288
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,543
Now there's a, uh, black book
underneath the cash register.
289
00:11:52,643 --> 00:11:54,043
It says "Norm's tab" on it.
290
00:11:54,143 --> 00:11:56,443
You mean this one here
with all these little marks?
291
00:11:56,543 --> 00:11:57,543
Right.
292
00:11:57,643 --> 00:11:59,443
Now, Kelly, each one of these
little marks
293
00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:03,843
represents a beer that
I've purchased... in advance.
294
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,644
Every time I order one,
you have to take this eraser
295
00:12:09,644 --> 00:12:12,244
and, uh, erase one
of those little marks.
296
00:12:14,044 --> 00:12:15,044
Don't forget to erase now.
297
00:12:15,044 --> 00:12:16,644
I don't want any free beers!
298
00:12:16,744 --> 00:12:18,844
Okay, Mr. Peterson.
299
00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:19,844
Thank you.
300
00:12:22,044 --> 00:12:23,244
Unbelievable!
301
00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:25,345
I'm in the presence
of sheer genius.
302
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,445
Thank you, Cliffy.
303
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,145
Kelly, can I have
another beer
304
00:12:28,145 --> 00:12:29,945
for my dear friend
Clifford Clavin?
305
00:12:29,945 --> 00:12:32,245
And what the heck,
take it off my tab.
306
00:12:38,745 --> 00:12:40,045
Hey, Freddie!
(knocking on window)
307
00:12:40,045 --> 00:12:42,746
Freddie, Uncle Sammy needs
some help here, bud.
308
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:46,246
Hey, Fred,
do you know about rain?
309
00:12:46,346 --> 00:12:48,046
Because that's what's happening
out here, Freddie.
310
00:12:48,146 --> 00:12:49,446
You know...
311
00:12:49,446 --> 00:12:52,246
¶ Itsy-bitsy spider
went up the waterspout ¶
312
00:12:52,346 --> 00:12:54,446
(thunder rumbling)
313
00:12:54,646 --> 00:12:55,946
Okay, Fred.
314
00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:59,346
Look, back away from the window
there, Fred.
315
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,647
Uncle Sammy's gonna break
the window...
316
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:04,347
and every little bone
in his hand.
317
00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:05,947
Oh!
318
00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:07,047
Okay, Fred.
319
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,147
Tell you what I'm gonna do here.
320
00:13:09,147 --> 00:13:12,847
I'm gonna jump over to that tree
and climb on down.
321
00:13:12,947 --> 00:13:17,548
I'll be back in just,
before you can... Oh! Oh!
322
00:13:17,648 --> 00:13:19,448
(crashing)
323
00:13:20,348 --> 00:13:21,548
Bye.
324
00:13:28,548 --> 00:13:32,448
Carla, I need to ask you
some questions for my paper,
325
00:13:32,548 --> 00:13:33,748
since you're my co-worker.
326
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,049
How do you feel that
the work experience
327
00:13:38,049 --> 00:13:39,749
has enriched your life?
328
00:13:39,849 --> 00:13:45,849
It's given me varicose veins,
stomach acid, lower back pain
329
00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:48,449
and a complete hatred
for all mankind.
330
00:13:48,549 --> 00:13:50,849
That's great.
331
00:13:50,849 --> 00:13:54,150
And what would you say
are the negative aspects?
332
00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:57,950
Just do the dishes.
333
00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:00,650
Yeah.
I hate that one, too.
334
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,650
We have an Australian couple
that do it at home.
335
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,650
Oh...
336
00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:09,750
By the way, here's another one
of those tip things.
337
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,051
Why, thank you very much, Kelly.
338
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:17,351
Boy, she is really dumber
than cotton.
339
00:14:17,451 --> 00:14:18,051
Hey, Carla.
340
00:14:18,251 --> 00:14:19,551
Hey, Cotton.
341
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:26,951
Who's ready, huh?
You thirsty?
342
00:14:27,051 --> 00:14:27,952
Come on.
343
00:14:28,052 --> 00:14:29,652
Norm, come on.
Let us buy a round.
344
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,052
I insist.
345
00:14:31,052 --> 00:14:33,252
Kelly, another round
for my friends here, okay?
346
00:14:33,352 --> 00:14:35,052
Okay, Mr. Peterson,
347
00:14:35,152 --> 00:14:38,452
but my hands are getting sore
from all that erasing.
348
00:14:38,652 --> 00:14:40,852
Now, now, Kelly,
you wanted a real job.
349
00:14:40,852 --> 00:14:41,952
You can't go through life
350
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:44,052
getting everything handed
to you for free.
351
00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:45,753
Let's get some beer over here.
352
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,353
How about you fellows?
You ready?
353
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,553
Oh, we've really got
to get back to the site, Norm.
354
00:14:51,553 --> 00:14:54,153
Come on. You're only working
on the second floor.
Yeah!
355
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,953
A round for these guys.
356
00:15:00,253 --> 00:15:04,154
Hey-hey-hey,
isn't that that Henri?
357
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,754
Oh, yeah,
358
00:15:05,954 --> 00:15:07,154
it's Pepe LePew himself.
359
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,854
Yeah, he's got
a lot of guts
360
00:15:09,954 --> 00:15:12,354
showing his sleazy Gallic mug
around this place.
361
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,954
Yeah.
362
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,054
If I was, uh, Woody,
363
00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:16,154
I'd have popped that guy
a long time ago, you know?
364
00:15:16,254 --> 00:15:17,354
Hello, fellows!
365
00:15:17,454 --> 00:15:19,154
ALL:
Hey, Henri!
366
00:15:19,154 --> 00:15:20,855
What do you say?
Buy you a beer?
367
00:15:20,855 --> 00:15:22,555
And he's such a phony, you know?
368
00:15:24,455 --> 00:15:27,755
Uh, Woody, loan me
ten dollars until payday.
369
00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:29,855
When's payday?
370
00:15:29,955 --> 00:15:32,055
How do I know?
You're the one who's working.
371
00:15:33,555 --> 00:15:35,055
Kelly!
372
00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:37,455
What are you doing
with those drinks?
373
00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:38,756
Hello, Henri.
374
00:15:38,756 --> 00:15:40,056
I'm working here for a while.
375
00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:41,456
Isn't that exciting?
376
00:15:41,556 --> 00:15:42,856
Yes, you are!
377
00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:45,056
Serve me a drink
378
00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:47,556
so that I may pinch
your bottom as you leave.
379
00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:52,956
Henri, I wish you'd stop
saying things like that.
380
00:15:52,956 --> 00:15:55,256
Well, Woody,
but I am the customer,
381
00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:57,357
and the customer
is always right.
382
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,257
Darn.
383
00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:01,057
Got me on a technicality.
384
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,757
You know, if this Kelly thing
works out,
385
00:16:05,857 --> 00:16:08,157
I might finally be able
to take my vacation.
386
00:16:08,257 --> 00:16:10,257
The last one I had
was three years ago
387
00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:12,357
when I went to Graceland
for a weekend.
388
00:16:12,457 --> 00:16:14,658
But now I got six weeks
saved up.
389
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:16,258
I'm gonna take me
a real vacation.
390
00:16:16,258 --> 00:16:17,658
Where are you gonna go?
391
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:19,758
Graceland.
392
00:16:22,158 --> 00:16:26,058
Woody, may I have a soda,
please?
393
00:16:26,058 --> 00:16:28,658
Stealing your girlfriend
is thirsty work.
394
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,058
All right, Henri,
395
00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,059
I don't know how things are
in France,
396
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,059
but in America,
guys don't like other guys
397
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,259
saying they're gonna steal
their girlfriend.
398
00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:36,359
It's not polite.
399
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,759
Oh! I'm, I'm so sorry.
400
00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:39,859
I, I see your point.
401
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,759
Uh, as we say in France...
402
00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:45,259
Je vais te piquer ta copine.
403
00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:46,459
What does that mean?
404
00:16:46,559 --> 00:16:48,359
I'm going to steal
your girlfriend.
405
00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:49,360
Wait a minute.
406
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,660
You take that back.
407
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,860
Oh!
408
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,260
I-I...
409
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:56,460
What are you doing?!
410
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,160
What are you doing?!
411
00:17:11,961 --> 00:17:13,861
Oh, hey, Freddie!
412
00:17:13,961 --> 00:17:15,561
I'm back.
413
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:18,561
I must have blacked out
there for a while.
414
00:17:18,661 --> 00:17:20,161
Whoo!
415
00:17:20,261 --> 00:17:22,461
Uncle Sammy sure is lucky
416
00:17:22,561 --> 00:17:26,262
the glass recycling bin
broke his fall.
417
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,662
I'll tell you.
418
00:17:27,762 --> 00:17:31,262
Somebody sure drinks a lot
of wine in this building. Uh!
419
00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:33,162
You look all tuckered out there.
420
00:17:33,162 --> 00:17:34,662
What do you say we watch
421
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,262
a little,
a little television here, huh?
422
00:17:41,863 --> 00:17:42,963
Oh, shoot!
423
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,663
Flintstones are over.
424
00:17:46,963 --> 00:17:48,463
Fred?
425
00:17:48,563 --> 00:17:50,163
Freddie?
426
00:17:50,263 --> 00:17:51,063
Oh, no, man!
427
00:17:51,163 --> 00:17:53,463
Don't lock... shoot!
428
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,763
Come on, Freddie!
429
00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:56,263
It was funny once!
430
00:17:59,764 --> 00:18:02,764
All right.
431
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,964
Okay, Freddie, here I come.
432
00:18:08,064 --> 00:18:10,464
Oh, no, no-no-no.
433
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,165
There we go.
434
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,765
Okay, Freddie, here I come.
435
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,866
Freddie!
436
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:43,066
Freddie, what are you doing
to Uncle Sammy?
437
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,466
Come on.
Bring the dog back, Freddie.
438
00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:52,867
Woody, can I talk to you
for minute, please?
439
00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,067
Sure, Ms. Howe.
440
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:59,267
Woody, I don't think things
are working out with Kelly.
441
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:00,767
Oh, well, that's my fault.
442
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,367
I'm afraid of commitment.
443
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,967
Woody, I mean here
at the bar.
444
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,767
I mean, she's a big
distraction to you;
445
00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:10,168
your work is suffering;
446
00:19:10,268 --> 00:19:12,568
and, and this bar fight
is just the last straw.
447
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,568
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to let her go.
448
00:19:14,568 --> 00:19:17,368
Well, I guess
that was a tough decision
449
00:19:17,468 --> 00:19:18,868
for you to make, Ms. Howe.
450
00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:21,268
Yeah, well, sometimes managers
have to learn how
451
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,268
to give bad news to employees.
452
00:19:24,268 --> 00:19:27,068
So go fire
your girlfriend, Woody.
453
00:19:28,369 --> 00:19:30,469
Hey, I'm getting better at that.
454
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:31,969
I think I'll go
get a facial.
455
00:19:32,069 --> 00:19:33,269
I earned it.
456
00:19:33,269 --> 00:19:35,469
Wait. Whoa, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
457
00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:36,769
Is it true?
458
00:19:36,769 --> 00:19:38,269
Are you firing Kelly?
459
00:19:38,269 --> 00:19:40,769
Because I want you to know
that she is the best thing
460
00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:42,369
that's ever happened
to this bar!
461
00:19:42,469 --> 00:19:45,170
Since when did you ever care
what happened to Kelly?
462
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,870
Wait. Whoa, wait, whoa!
463
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:48,570
Something's happening
to Kelly?
464
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:50,170
She's not leaving,
is she?
465
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,970
Yes, as a matter of fact,
she is.
466
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,370
I guess you're both going to
have to learn to live with it.
467
00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:56,670
She's here one day
and everybody loves her.
468
00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:59,570
I'm here five years
and nobody gives a damn!
469
00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:05,071
By the way, Norm.
why'd you want her to stay?
470
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,971
None of your business.
471
00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:08,871
Why'd you want her to stay?
472
00:20:08,871 --> 00:20:10,671
None of your business.
473
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,972
What did you want
to talk about, Woody?
474
00:20:27,072 --> 00:20:30,072
Well, Kelly, you don't
really like this place
475
00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:31,472
all that much, do you?
476
00:20:31,572 --> 00:20:32,272
Oh, sure I do.
477
00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:33,872
I love this place.
478
00:20:33,872 --> 00:20:36,372
It's keen.
479
00:20:36,372 --> 00:20:37,773
Oh, boy.
480
00:20:37,773 --> 00:20:40,973
Kelly, Cheers is not
such a great place.
481
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,173
Well, what
do you mean, Woody?
482
00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:44,773
Oh, I mean it's nice
on the surface,
483
00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:46,773
but when you get
right down to it,
484
00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:48,373
there's a dark side
to Cheers.
485
00:20:48,473 --> 00:20:49,273
Really?
486
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:53,673
Aw, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
you're so naive.
487
00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:57,374
Nobody respects
anybody here.
488
00:20:57,474 --> 00:20:58,574
Oh, they're nice
to your face,
489
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,274
but as soon
as you turn around,
490
00:21:00,274 --> 00:21:02,474
they're plotting some way
to get rid of you.
491
00:21:02,574 --> 00:21:03,974
And they never do
their own dirty work.
492
00:21:03,974 --> 00:21:06,174
Nope. No, no.
They wouldn't
stoop to that.
493
00:21:06,274 --> 00:21:08,974
They'd rather use some
poor innocent farm boy
494
00:21:08,974 --> 00:21:10,574
to carry out
their sinister deeds
495
00:21:10,674 --> 00:21:12,474
while they go prancing off
to get a facial!
496
00:21:12,474 --> 00:21:14,075
Well, I'm not doing it anymore!
497
00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:15,175
I quit!
498
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:17,275
Then I quit, too!
499
00:21:18,975 --> 00:21:20,575
Bye, everybody.
500
00:21:22,775 --> 00:21:26,975
Oh, man, I knew that I should
not have had Woody fire her.
501
00:21:27,075 --> 00:21:28,575
When am I
gonna learn?
502
00:21:28,675 --> 00:21:30,175
If you want something
done right,
503
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:31,076
you've gotta do it yourself.
504
00:21:31,176 --> 00:21:33,676
(glasses break)
505
00:21:33,776 --> 00:21:36,376
Be careful walking back here.
506
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:40,276
Ms. Howe.
507
00:21:40,376 --> 00:21:41,576
Yes? What do you want?
508
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,976
Well, uh, listen,
I've had a lot of time
509
00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:46,876
to think since I quit,
510
00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:48,277
and, uh, I've done
a little growing up
511
00:21:48,377 --> 00:21:50,577
and, and, and if you haven't
filled my old position yet,
512
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,377
I'd like to...
Woody!
513
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:55,677
I-I-I know that I'll have
to go back to starting wages
514
00:21:55,777 --> 00:21:57,977
and, and that
I'll lose my seniority.
Woody...
515
00:21:58,077 --> 00:21:59,677
I-I-I know it'll take me
a few weeks to...
516
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:03,477
Woody, just shut up
and get to work! God!
517
00:22:03,577 --> 00:22:06,878
Boy, they sure aren't very nice
to new employees.
518
00:22:15,978 --> 00:22:17,478
Darling, do my eyes deceive me
519
00:22:17,578 --> 00:22:20,478
or is our little Frederick
actually asleep?
520
00:22:20,478 --> 00:22:23,279
Oh, he is!
521
00:22:23,379 --> 00:22:24,979
Where's Sam?
522
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,279
(banging outside)
523
00:22:28,279 --> 00:22:29,779
Sam!
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Over here in the tree.
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But I can still see the kid.
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