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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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Whoa, Cliffie,
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new Weekly Gabber I see, huh?
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Yeah, you betcha.
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Look at this headline here.
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"Suicidal Twin Kills
Brother by Mistake."
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Oh, Cliff,
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you don't actually believe
that pack of lies, do you?
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Well, Dr. Crane, it just
shows you how much you know
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about free press
here in America.
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I mean, uh, they can't print it
unless it's the truth.
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Well, granted, you know,
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some of these stories
might be a bit exaggerated,
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but, uh, I guarantee you
at the core of each
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is the kernel of truth.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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Hey, hey.
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Come here, fella.
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Listen, I just won
five bucks in the lottery.
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Pass it on, will ya?
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Thanks a lot.
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The truth
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has begun its journey
now around the bar.
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When it returns, it
may be a little bit
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distorted, you know.
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People will be saying
I won $500,
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maybe $5,000,
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maybe five million dollars,
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but I guarantee you
the essence of the message
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will be the truth.
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Hey, Norm, get this.
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Some geek brain's all jazzed
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because he just won five bucks.
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Touché.
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¶ Making your way
in the world today ¶
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¶ Takes everything you've got.
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¶ Taking a break
from all your worries ¶
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¶ Sure would help a lot.
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¶ Wouldn't you like
to get away? ¶
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¶ Sometimes you want to go.
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¶ Where everybody
knows your name ¶
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¶ And they're always glad
you came ¶
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¶ You want to be
where you can see ¶
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¶ Our troubles
are all the same ¶
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¶ You want to be where everybody
knows your name ¶
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¶ You want to go
where people know ¶
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¶ People are all the same.
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¶ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ¶
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Listen up, everyone.
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One of the most influential
reviewers in the city
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has been going around
to different bars in the area
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reviewing them.
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Need I say more?
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Yes.
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Woody, in case he comes in here,
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I want everybody
on his best behavior.
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Aw, gee, does this mean
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we're going to have to cancel
the midget tossing contest?
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Sam, please don't
joke about this.
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This really means a lot to me.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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I'm sure we'll do great.
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As long as the reviewer
doesn't happen to be
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that SOB Murray Treadwell.
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You remember him?
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Well, I'm not saying it is,
but what if it were?
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Well, then you better
kiss your butt good-bye.
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Actually, that sounds
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more like a job for me,
doesn't it?
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What's the matter with him?
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He's a hater.
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The guy hates everybody.
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I hate people like that.
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Yeah.
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He gave Cheers a really bad
review a couple years ago.
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Really bad.
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I almost stopped coming here.
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What did he say?
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A bar full of bores.
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Yeah, oafish clientele.
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Dumb lug of a bartender.
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Well, we're under
new management here.
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A lot of things have changed.
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Like what?
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We have ferns.
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Didn't he say anything nice?
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Yes, as a matter of fact,
he said
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the one saving grace was
the refreshing lack of ferns.
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You guys are just
trying to rattle me.
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With the changes I've instituted
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and with Carla locked
in the storage closet,
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everything's going to be fine.
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86 the ferns, Woody.
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, Carla, Eddie called
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and said he got a job
as a penguin.
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Great!
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Hey, did you hear that,
everybody?
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My husband just hooked on
with the Pittsburgh Penguins.
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Hey, that's great.
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Pittsburgh... they're an
up-and-coming club, huh?
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I'd say Eddie LeBec is
on his way to becoming a legend.
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Gee, Cliff, what a great thing
to say, thanks.
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I meant every word of it, Carla.
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Can Eddie get us tickets?
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You know, what I like
best about that team...
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What? Is their uniforms.
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I mean, the Penguin uniforms
are far and away
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the coolest in the league.
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Hey,
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everybody!
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Eddie?
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Who else could it be?
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Wow, Carla, are their home
uniforms that neat-looking too?
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Hey, Carla, listen.
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It's been breaking me up,
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you know, not being able
to find work,
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not being able to
support you and the kids.
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It's like I was
losing myself as a man.
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Well, now, you know,
I got a job.
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Aren't you proud of me?
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Eddie, take off your beak.
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This is a joke, right?
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You're with Pittsburgh.
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Pittsburgh?
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No, I'm with
the Wonderful World of Ice.
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You know, that big ice show.
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They're hiring lots
of hockey players like me.
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Hey, at least you
won't have to worry
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about renting a tux, Eddie.
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Yeah, what are they
paying you, Ed?
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Seven, eight fish a day?
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Hey, you guys, knock it off.
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He's got himself an honest job.
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He gets paid.
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He, um...
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come on, help me out here, man.
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All right, all right.
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Can it, you clowns.
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You know, a lot of people
criticize hockey players.
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They say they're
wasting their time.
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After their careers are over
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they're not prepared
for anything.
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Well, my Eddie just
proved them wrong.
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Thank you, Carla.
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You walked around in
public in that thing?
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I thought you'd get
a kick out of it.
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Listen, uh, Carla,
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I got to fly
to Seattle tomorrow.
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You can't fly in
that thing, can you?
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No, Woody, I'm going
on an airplane.
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I know, I mean you're not going
to fly in that thing, are you?
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Seattle?
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I just... I can't believe
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you're going to be
that far away.
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It won't be that long.
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Look, I'll call you every day.
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Hey, maybe you want
to come out and see me, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, well...
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you know, it's really
a long way, Eddie.
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We'll talk about it
tonight, okay?
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What do you want for dinner?
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I don't know.
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I kind of got the urge
for mackerel.
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Gee, I'm sure going
to miss you, Carla.
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Well, who wouldn't?
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You know, not to be
overly sentimental,
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but you're the best
husband I ever had.
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I'll see you, Carla.
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Yeah, see ya...
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Penguin.
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I wonder where couples get
those cute little names
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they call each other.
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Well, soon.
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Eddie, look, I just can't
fly out of here.
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Are you forgetting
I got seven kids?
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Oh, right, eight.
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Look, look, I'd love to
talk to you some more,
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but Sam's calling me. What?
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Ow!
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Be right there, Sam.
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Okay, I'll talk to you
tomorrow then, bye.
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Hey, uh, Carla,
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I couldn't help but notice
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that Eddie calls you
every single day
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asking you to go out there,
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and you just keep
giving him the brush-off.
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I mean, hey, what gives here,
little lady?
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Drop it.
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Or I'll set your face on fire
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and beat out the flames
with your butt.
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Well, does that satisfy
your curiosity, Cliff?
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Totally.
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But it does raise
a series of other questions.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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That restaurant
critic guy's here.
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Where?
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Right over there, see?
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Oh, my God.
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How do I look, Sam?
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You've got a little drool
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on the corner of
your mouth there.
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No, no, no, leave it.
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I think I better
go see what he wants.
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No, relax. Carla's got it.
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Oh, my God!
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Carla, you don't mind, do you?
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Not at all.
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When you're through,
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there's a table
of six in the corner.
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Hello.
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You're Murray Treadwell,
aren't you?
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Yes, and you must be one
of the Flying Wallendas.
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No, I'm Rebecca Howe.
I'm the new manager here.
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I hope you enjoy
your visit here.
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Oh, I'm sure I will.
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Would you like a drink?
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That seems vaguely appropriate.
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I'll get it.
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You probably want
something specific.
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How about a vodka martini?
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Excellent choice.
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Anything special?
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Stirred, shaken, two olives?
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A little sword?
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I'd like it today.
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Coming right up.
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Vodka martini for Mr. Treadwell
and make it snappy.
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Oh, no, that's the one drink
I don't know how to make.
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Things seem to be
going very well.
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Yeah, just make sure
he gets a napkin.
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We only lost about
a thousand points
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on that last time.
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As if it would have
really killed him
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to use the paper towels.
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Thank you, Sam.
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Here you go, Mr. Treadwell.
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Notice the cocktail napkin.
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There's plenty more
where that one came from.
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Mm, very nice.
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Yes, we make
a good martini here.
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Oh, that, too.
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Very sweet of you.
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Do you have any questions
about Cheers?
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Actually, I do.
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But, unfortunately,
I'm running a little bit late.
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Would you, by any chance
be free for dinner tonight?
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Dinner?
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Yes, it's the third meal
of the day.
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We could find somewhere
nice and quiet
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where we wouldn't be disturbed.
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Uh... I don't know.
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You know,
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the more time
you and I spend together,
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the happier I think
you'll be with the review.
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Will you excuse me a minute?
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I just want
to check my schedule.
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He wants me to have
dinner with him.
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That means he expects something
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for a good review.
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I'll get the petty cash.
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Sam.
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He wants me to
compromise myself.
264
00:10:21,701 --> 00:10:25,104
Honey, we all do.
265
00:10:25,138 --> 00:10:26,906
Why do I even talk to you?
266
00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,241
I'm not going to make
a big deal of this.
267
00:10:28,275 --> 00:10:29,976
It's just going to be
another business dinner.
268
00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:31,310
That's all.
Everything will be fine.
269
00:10:31,345 --> 00:10:32,378
Listen to me. Listen.
270
00:10:32,412 --> 00:10:34,997
If, uh, one thing should
lead to another tonight
271
00:10:35,032 --> 00:10:36,115
and you wake up in the morning
272
00:10:36,149 --> 00:10:37,483
and find out you done something
273
00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:38,517
you wish you hadn't,
274
00:10:38,551 --> 00:10:39,852
I just want you to know,
275
00:10:39,854 --> 00:10:42,088
I'd love to take you
out tomorrow night.
276
00:10:44,624 --> 00:10:47,427
So I stand by
my original review,
277
00:10:47,461 --> 00:10:49,862
"the Hungry Heifer is a trough."
278
00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:50,913
Okay, fine.
279
00:10:50,948 --> 00:10:53,149
But listen, if you can find
a better 25-ounce steak
280
00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,217
for $1.99, pal,
281
00:10:54,251 --> 00:10:55,812
you just let me know, all right?
282
00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:01,666
I'd be happy to have
dinner with you tonight.
283
00:11:01,691 --> 00:11:03,226
Great, I'll pick you up at 7:00.
284
00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:04,260
Terrific.
285
00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:05,627
I'll see you then,
Mr. Treadwell.
286
00:11:05,662 --> 00:11:08,013
Please, call me Murray.
287
00:11:11,759 --> 00:11:13,479
All right, all right,
sure thing, Eddie.
288
00:11:13,504 --> 00:11:15,872
Okay, listen, break a wing.
289
00:11:17,007 --> 00:11:19,642
I know, I know, I know,
you hate those jokes.
290
00:11:19,676 --> 00:11:22,645
Listen, just keep
a stiff upper beak.
291
00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:24,713
I'm sorry.
292
00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:26,282
All right, bye-bye, bye-bye.
293
00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:27,783
Oh, heck.
294
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:30,469
That was your husband
on the phone there, Carla.
295
00:11:30,504 --> 00:11:32,138
Why was he calling you?
296
00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:33,556
Well, he's upset.
297
00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:36,358
He wanted me to ask you,
find out why, you know,
298
00:11:36,393 --> 00:11:37,860
you won't go see him.
299
00:11:37,894 --> 00:11:39,378
How can I, Sam?
300
00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:42,281
I can't afford
a plane ticket to Seattle.
301
00:11:42,316 --> 00:11:43,782
Well, now I could
loan you the money.
302
00:11:43,817 --> 00:11:44,734
Great.
303
00:11:44,768 --> 00:11:47,053
But who could get the time off?
304
00:11:47,087 --> 00:11:48,220
If it's for the sake
of your marriage,
305
00:11:48,254 --> 00:11:49,722
I'm sure we could
work something out.
306
00:11:49,756 --> 00:11:51,357
If you'd like to take
a leave of absence
307
00:11:51,392 --> 00:11:53,058
for say, a year,
that would be fine.
308
00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,828
I-I really, I don't know
why everybody thinks
309
00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,430
I could just
pick myself up and go.
310
00:11:57,464 --> 00:11:59,298
I got two newborn babies.
311
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,601
Take them. Tykes fly free.
312
00:12:01,635 --> 00:12:03,502
Yeah, usually in the
seat right next to me.
313
00:12:03,537 --> 00:12:06,539
Look, I can't go,
so let's just drop it, okay?
314
00:12:06,573 --> 00:12:07,573
Geez.
315
00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:09,808
Just came up for a drink order.
316
00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:13,145
Carla, Eddie's afraid that
you're ashamed of him.
317
00:12:13,179 --> 00:12:15,314
Well, I'm not. Well, tell him.
Don't tell me.
318
00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:16,949
I will!
319
00:12:16,983 --> 00:12:19,702
The minute he gets back.
320
00:12:19,736 --> 00:12:21,654
You're not afraid to fly,
are you, Carla?
321
00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:25,358
Me? Afraid to fly? Me?
322
00:12:37,371 --> 00:12:39,438
Well, it must be something.
323
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,921
I am not afraid to fly.
324
00:12:54,955 --> 00:12:56,355
I'm not!
325
00:12:57,241 --> 00:13:00,093
I'm afraid to crash.
326
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,762
Did you have
a bad experience...?
327
00:13:02,796 --> 00:13:04,130
Yes, I did!
328
00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:07,500
First time in an airplane.
329
00:13:07,534 --> 00:13:10,386
It was on my honeymoon
with Nick.
330
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:14,324
We're going to New York...
short flight, no problem, right?
331
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:17,693
Well, suddenly, the plane
hits turbulence, right?
332
00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:21,097
Me and Nick were thrown
all around that bathroom.
333
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,369
I haven't flown since.
334
00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:27,903
Sweetheart, that
was just one time.
335
00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:28,838
I mean, look at me.
336
00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:30,039
When I was playing ball,
337
00:13:30,073 --> 00:13:31,574
I must have flown 200,000 miles,
338
00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:33,609
and I don't remember
anything happening.
339
00:13:33,644 --> 00:13:34,944
'Cause you were always drunk.
340
00:13:36,279 --> 00:13:38,815
Damn right.
341
00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:40,049
Good afternoon.
342
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:40,833
Hey.
343
00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:42,251
Oh, hey, Frasier.
344
00:13:42,285 --> 00:13:44,287
Yeah. You're just the man
I'm looking for here.
345
00:13:44,321 --> 00:13:45,921
You looking for my camaraderie,
Sam,
346
00:13:45,956 --> 00:13:48,090
or do you want some
free psychiatric advice?
347
00:13:48,124 --> 00:13:49,442
Uh... that free thing there.
348
00:13:49,477 --> 00:13:50,827
Good.
349
00:13:50,861 --> 00:13:52,829
Come on. What do you say, Carla?
350
00:13:52,863 --> 00:13:54,397
Oh, no way, Sam. Uh-uh.
351
00:13:54,431 --> 00:13:56,098
I like my head this size.
352
00:13:56,132 --> 00:13:58,100
Just keep him away from me.
353
00:13:58,134 --> 00:13:59,769
He's the only shrink we know.
354
00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:02,605
Oh, stop, Sam.
You're embarrassing me.
355
00:14:02,639 --> 00:14:04,373
What's the problem?
356
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,793
Well, Carla wants to visit
Eddie on the West Coast,
357
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:08,460
but she's afraid to fly.
358
00:14:08,495 --> 00:14:11,063
Well, do you mean,
by afraid to fly, what?
359
00:14:11,097 --> 00:14:14,767
Um... she's claustrophobic,
agoraphobic, or acrophobic?
360
00:14:14,802 --> 00:14:16,719
Death-o-phobic.
361
00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:18,053
Well, you know, Carla,
362
00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:19,555
I've done a lot
of reading lately
363
00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,056
about fear of flying.
364
00:14:21,091 --> 00:14:23,125
I've always wanted
to conduct a workshop
365
00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:24,960
for people with your problem.
366
00:14:24,995 --> 00:14:28,331
I'm sure I could scare upa few people like you.
367
00:14:28,365 --> 00:14:30,532
Oh, no pun intended.
368
00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:33,286
None noticed, I am sure.
369
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,720
No way, Frasier.
370
00:14:34,754 --> 00:14:36,722
I am not going to
wind up in your office,
371
00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:38,057
strapped to some table
372
00:14:38,091 --> 00:14:40,059
with electricity shot
through my head.
373
00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:42,494
Carla, that's not
part of the therapy.
374
00:14:42,529 --> 00:14:44,496
Oh, yeah? What about Diane?
375
00:14:44,531 --> 00:14:46,549
Now, look. I never treated Diane
376
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,151
with any kind
of shock inducement.
377
00:14:49,185 --> 00:14:51,287
Of course, now I wish I had.
378
00:14:54,508 --> 00:14:57,076
No, no. The key to this therapy,
379
00:14:57,110 --> 00:15:00,046
you see, is, uh...
desensitization.
380
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,280
Over a period of sessions,
381
00:15:01,315 --> 00:15:02,748
we slowly break down your fears
382
00:15:02,782 --> 00:15:04,383
until you're ready
to get on a plane.
383
00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,920
And, at the end, we all
take an actual flight.
384
00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:08,721
Yeah? Well, fly this, Orville.
385
00:15:11,725 --> 00:15:12,691
Cheers.
386
00:15:12,726 --> 00:15:13,792
Hey, Sam.
387
00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:14,994
Oh, hey, Eddie.
388
00:15:15,028 --> 00:15:16,178
Long time no hear. Yeah.
389
00:15:16,212 --> 00:15:17,013
How you doing?
390
00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:18,231
Oh, the show? It's okay.
391
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,066
It's kind
of a hockey players' reunion.
392
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,734
Listen.
Did you talk to her, Sam?
393
00:15:21,768 --> 00:15:23,069
I mean, what did she say?
394
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,904
No, listen. The problem, Eddie,
395
00:15:24,938 --> 00:15:26,873
is not that
she's afraid to see you.
396
00:15:26,907 --> 00:15:28,707
It's that she's afraid to fly.
397
00:15:28,742 --> 00:15:30,042
Carla, afraid?
398
00:15:30,077 --> 00:15:32,144
Carla's not afraid
of anything, Sam.
399
00:15:32,179 --> 00:15:33,679
See, that's just an excuse.
400
00:15:33,713 --> 00:15:35,314
I mean, she's ashamed of me.
401
00:15:35,349 --> 00:15:36,448
You know something?
402
00:15:36,483 --> 00:15:37,783
It's just not working.
403
00:15:37,817 --> 00:15:39,051
I'm going to quit.
404
00:15:39,086 --> 00:15:40,126
No, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
405
00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:42,121
Listen, he's so sure
you're ashamed of him
406
00:15:42,155 --> 00:15:43,139
that he wants to quit.
407
00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:45,224
Really? Yes.
408
00:15:45,258 --> 00:15:47,192
Give me this phone.
409
00:15:47,227 --> 00:15:48,678
Eddie?
410
00:15:51,565 --> 00:15:53,516
I'm coming to see you.
411
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:56,419
I'll be there in about a week.
412
00:15:56,453 --> 00:15:57,520
Really? Aw, gee, Carla.
413
00:15:57,554 --> 00:16:00,255
I got the biggest smile
you ever saw on my face.
414
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:01,990
I wish you could see me.
415
00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:06,311
Eddie?
416
00:16:11,818 --> 00:16:14,604
Before we take off,
I'd like to commend you.
417
00:16:14,638 --> 00:16:16,455
It's been an intense week,
418
00:16:16,489 --> 00:16:19,241
but here we are, finally,
at the end of our journey.
419
00:16:19,276 --> 00:16:23,446
Or should I say, perhaps
the beginning of the end
420
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,114
of our journey.
421
00:16:26,149 --> 00:16:27,967
I guess we're all set.
422
00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:29,852
Let's get this show on the road.
423
00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:32,054
Dr. Crane, uh...
I... I hope you don't mind.
424
00:16:32,088 --> 00:16:34,790
I brought along a little
Saint Christopher's medal.
425
00:16:34,825 --> 00:16:36,492
Oh. Well, no.
If that helps you, that's fine.
426
00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:37,860
Oh, great.
427
00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:40,629
Anybody else want one?
428
00:16:40,664 --> 00:16:41,930
Now, now, Carla.
429
00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:44,233
All religious artifacts
must be stored
430
00:16:44,267 --> 00:16:46,502
either below the seat
in front of you
431
00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:48,170
or in the overhead bin.
432
00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:50,305
There, now. Isn't this fun? Huh?
433
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,507
Now...
434
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:53,442
we're going to take off
in a few minutes,
435
00:16:53,477 --> 00:16:55,244
so what should we all be doing?
436
00:16:56,029 --> 00:16:56,845
People?
437
00:16:58,231 --> 00:17:01,934
Well, we should be focusing
on our happy place.
438
00:17:03,937 --> 00:17:05,621
That place where
439
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:08,474
we most like to be...
where we're most relaxed.
440
00:17:08,508 --> 00:17:10,343
Can you see it?
441
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,011
Excuse me, sir. We'll
be taking off shortly.
442
00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:13,346
Would you please sit down?
443
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,913
Oh, yes, of course.
Just a moment.
444
00:17:14,948 --> 00:17:17,183
All right, now,
you're in your happy place.
445
00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:18,300
Hmm?
446
00:17:18,335 --> 00:17:20,502
You're at peace with the world.
447
00:17:21,288 --> 00:17:22,805
Oh, God.
448
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,607
Now, just stay
in your happy place.
449
00:17:24,641 --> 00:17:26,725
If it's the beach,
450
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:28,810
just imagine that that sound
451
00:17:28,845 --> 00:17:31,297
is the gentle rippling
of the water.
452
00:17:31,332 --> 00:17:32,998
Carla,
453
00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:34,033
where's your happy place?
454
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,385
On the floor of my stomach,
455
00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:37,219
clutching the earth
with both hands.
456
00:17:37,254 --> 00:17:38,971
Good. Good!
457
00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:41,540
Oh! Uh... Dr. Crane...
458
00:17:41,575 --> 00:17:45,244
I've forgotten
where my happy place is.
459
00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:47,396
I think yours was in the Berkshires.
Oh, yes.
460
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:48,765
Mine is in the Berkshires.
461
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,919
Look, everybody can be
in the Berkshires if they like.
462
00:17:53,086 --> 00:17:56,738
The Berkshires is an expansive
and wonderful wooded wonderland.
463
00:17:56,773 --> 00:17:59,208
That's going to go up
like a Roman candle
464
00:17:59,242 --> 00:18:01,083
when this baby crashes into it!
465
00:18:01,111 --> 00:18:04,346
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've been cleared for takeoff.
466
00:18:04,381 --> 00:18:05,847
So please, sit back, relax.
467
00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:08,167
Thanks for flying with us.
468
00:18:08,201 --> 00:18:11,503
Did he say, "Thanks
for dying with us"?
469
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:13,005
Just relax.
470
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,207
I'll be sitting
right here beside you.
471
00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:18,477
If you're a little nervous,
go ahead and grab on to me.
472
00:18:32,409 --> 00:18:33,876
Afternoon, everybody.
473
00:18:33,911 --> 00:18:35,711
Norm! Norm! Norm!
474
00:18:35,746 --> 00:18:37,313
What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
475
00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:39,431
"Bobbsey Twins
Go to the Brewery."
476
00:18:39,465 --> 00:18:41,867
Let's just cut
to the happy ending.
477
00:18:41,902 --> 00:18:43,502
Uh-oh!
478
00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:45,688
We got the Cheers review today.
479
00:18:45,722 --> 00:18:47,139
Oh, God! Here it comes.
480
00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:49,375
Well, at least you'll all know
481
00:18:49,409 --> 00:18:51,377
I didn't compromise myself.
482
00:18:51,412 --> 00:18:53,379
And that we probably
got a horrendous review
483
00:18:53,414 --> 00:18:54,881
and I'll get fired.
484
00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:57,450
I can still look at
myself in the mirror
485
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,786
and say, "Would it
have killed you?"
486
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:03,089
"Hurrah, hurrah for Cheers,
the best bar in Boston."
487
00:19:03,123 --> 00:19:06,008
Oh, you slept with him.
488
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:07,843
I did not.
489
00:19:07,878 --> 00:19:10,613
"Warm, inviting, a delight
from top to bottom."
490
00:19:10,647 --> 00:19:12,280
The bar or you?
491
00:19:12,315 --> 00:19:13,448
I did not sleep with him.
492
00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:16,518
Oh, stop it. I think I respect
you more now than I ever did.
493
00:19:16,553 --> 00:19:17,787
I did not sleep with him.
494
00:19:17,821 --> 00:19:19,254
You just have a filthy mind.
495
00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,957
Nobody else in here thinks
that, so just shut up.
496
00:19:21,992 --> 00:19:23,226
How was he?
497
00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:28,697
I did not sleep with him.
498
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:33,352
Yeah. Cheers.
499
00:19:33,387 --> 00:19:34,853
As a matter of fact, she is.
500
00:19:34,888 --> 00:19:36,022
Hold on one second.
501
00:19:36,056 --> 00:19:37,356
It's your boss.
502
00:19:37,391 --> 00:19:38,857
Hello.
503
00:19:38,892 --> 00:19:40,359
Mr. Drake.
504
00:19:40,394 --> 00:19:42,861
Did you happen to catch
our remarkable review?
505
00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:45,597
Good? Oh, it was fantastic.
506
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:48,034
Yes. We're all very proud.
507
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:50,202
Yeah, well, you know,
we work pretty hard...
508
00:19:50,237 --> 00:19:53,572
No! I did not sleep with him.
509
00:19:58,411 --> 00:19:59,745
Good air in...
510
00:20:01,748 --> 00:20:03,982
and the bad air out.
511
00:20:04,017 --> 00:20:05,852
That's good.
512
00:20:05,886 --> 00:20:07,736
Nice, easy breathing.
513
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,438
Now, there.
Don't you all feel better?
514
00:20:11,224 --> 00:20:12,658
Now, now. Remember
what we learned.
515
00:20:12,693 --> 00:20:14,443
Meow, meow, meow.
516
00:20:14,477 --> 00:20:17,062
- Meow, meow, meow.
- Meow, meow, meow.
517
00:20:17,096 --> 00:20:18,497
That's just a little kitty cat.
518
00:20:18,531 --> 00:20:22,801
Clear Air Turbulence.
519
00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:24,453
Now... now that
520
00:20:24,487 --> 00:20:26,305
you're all relaxed,
521
00:20:26,339 --> 00:20:27,907
we can take this opportunity
522
00:20:27,941 --> 00:20:33,445
to, uh... well, further discuss
the irrationality of our fears.
523
00:20:34,748 --> 00:20:36,148
Anyone?
524
00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:39,185
I...I... I just wish
I had more control.
525
00:20:39,219 --> 00:20:43,222
I think I'd feel better
if I were flying the plane.
526
00:20:43,257 --> 00:20:44,890
Trust me. That doesn't help.
527
00:20:44,924 --> 00:20:46,025
How do you know?
528
00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:47,860
I was a pilot for this airline.
529
00:20:47,894 --> 00:20:49,161
You were?
530
00:20:49,195 --> 00:20:50,378
I was flying
531
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:52,331
a jumbo jet... full plane...
532
00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:54,367
and it occurred to me that
533
00:20:54,401 --> 00:20:56,869
all these people had their lives
534
00:20:56,903 --> 00:20:59,405
in the hands of someone like me.
535
00:20:59,439 --> 00:21:01,374
I couldn't go up again.
536
00:21:01,408 --> 00:21:02,775
Forget the pilot!
537
00:21:02,809 --> 00:21:04,577
What about those mechanics, huh?
538
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,712
I mean, what if one of
those guys has a bad day?
539
00:21:06,746 --> 00:21:07,780
Forgets to screw in a lug nut?
540
00:21:07,814 --> 00:21:09,415
Carla, they're
trained technicians.
541
00:21:09,449 --> 00:21:11,583
Aren't they in a labor dispute?
542
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,419
Yes, but it's almost over.
543
00:21:13,453 --> 00:21:15,354
Well, what happens
if we get hit by lightning?
544
00:21:15,389 --> 00:21:17,239
Oh, now, I'm sure the plane
is designed to handle that.
545
00:21:17,274 --> 00:21:19,158
Or if a teeny, tiny little bird
546
00:21:19,192 --> 00:21:20,459
gets in the engine?
547
00:21:20,493 --> 00:21:23,262
God! What bird would be flying
at 30,000 feet?
548
00:21:23,296 --> 00:21:25,030
We're at 30,000 feet?
549
00:21:25,065 --> 00:21:25,647
This plane
550
00:21:25,682 --> 00:21:26,632
is too heavy
551
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:27,750
to be up that high!
552
00:21:27,752 --> 00:21:29,551
If anything happens,
we're all just going
553
00:21:29,586 --> 00:21:31,587
to drop like spit
off the Prudential Building.
554
00:21:31,621 --> 00:21:33,054
Carla, now you're being silly.
555
00:21:33,089 --> 00:21:34,323
Listen, statistics prove
that this is...
556
00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:35,925
The hell with statistics.
557
00:21:35,959 --> 00:21:38,160
Does the words
"ice on the wings"
558
00:21:38,195 --> 00:21:39,828
mean anything to you?
559
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,164
Oh, that is simply the sun
560
00:21:42,198 --> 00:21:44,183
glinting off the wings.
561
00:21:44,217 --> 00:21:47,286
Does that look like ice to you?
562
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,938
- Meow, meow, meow.
- Meow, meow, meow.
563
00:21:49,973 --> 00:21:52,391
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
564
00:21:52,426 --> 00:21:55,494
Will you stop that
incessant caterwauling?
565
00:21:56,797 --> 00:21:59,281
Meow, meow, meow.
566
00:21:59,316 --> 00:22:01,616
Why aren't they serving drinks?
567
00:22:01,651 --> 00:22:03,452
Hey, Fras, you okay?
568
00:22:03,486 --> 00:22:04,887
I'm fine. Fine.
569
00:22:04,921 --> 00:22:06,688
You look a little green.
570
00:22:06,723 --> 00:22:08,690
I'm perfectly all right.
571
00:22:08,725 --> 00:22:11,026
Where is that
damn cocktail cart?
572
00:22:13,247 --> 00:22:15,080
What was that? What?
573
00:22:15,115 --> 00:22:16,549
That pinging noise.
574
00:22:17,367 --> 00:22:18,317
I heard it.
575
00:22:18,351 --> 00:22:19,735
I heard a ping, a ping, ping.
576
00:22:19,769 --> 00:22:21,236
What, have you all gone deaf
577
00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:21,954
or something?
578
00:22:21,988 --> 00:22:24,223
Hey, hey, ease up.
579
00:22:24,257 --> 00:22:26,558
Do you feel cold air
rushing in here?
580
00:22:26,593 --> 00:22:27,976
No. My God!
581
00:22:28,011 --> 00:22:29,729
There's a leak in the fuselage!
582
00:22:29,763 --> 00:22:31,063
Calm down, Frasier.
583
00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:33,298
Oh, God, look! It's the wings!
584
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,433
They're flapping
585
00:22:34,468 --> 00:22:35,650
around like a wounded duck!
586
00:22:35,685 --> 00:22:36,718
We're all gonna die!
587
00:22:36,753 --> 00:22:38,754
Frasier! You're not
in your happy place.
588
00:22:38,788 --> 00:22:40,289
What do you mean? In a grave?
589
00:22:40,323 --> 00:22:41,290
We're going down!
590
00:22:41,324 --> 00:22:42,140
We're going down!
591
00:22:42,175 --> 00:22:43,609
I got to get out of here!
592
00:22:43,643 --> 00:22:44,393
Mommy!
593
00:22:44,428 --> 00:22:45,394
Mommy!
594
00:22:45,428 --> 00:22:46,845
Frasier!
595
00:22:51,101 --> 00:22:52,351
Honest, Eddie.
596
00:22:52,385 --> 00:22:54,953
I'm flying out
tomorrow night. Yeah.
597
00:22:54,988 --> 00:22:57,590
Frasier's class taught me
how stupid it was
598
00:22:57,624 --> 00:22:59,758
to be afraid of flying.
599
00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:02,060
Oh, me, too.
600
00:23:02,095 --> 00:23:03,996
I can't wait to get you alone,
601
00:23:04,030 --> 00:23:09,034
strip you out of that penguin
outfit, and climb all over ya.
602
00:23:09,068 --> 00:23:13,205
We're sharing a room
with the three little pigs?
603
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:17,709
Well, they're used
to huffing and puffing.
604
00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:20,412
All right. See you then.
605
00:23:20,447 --> 00:23:21,887
Sam, you don't
really think Miss Howe
606
00:23:21,898 --> 00:23:24,700
would do anything she shouldn't
have to get a good review, do you?
607
00:23:24,734 --> 00:23:27,135
No, Of course not. Then why
do you keep teasing her?
608
00:23:27,169 --> 00:23:28,904
Well, haven't you ever noticed
609
00:23:28,939 --> 00:23:31,907
how her chest kind of
heaves when she's angry?
610
00:23:31,942 --> 00:23:34,826
I always avert my eyes.
611
00:23:36,613 --> 00:23:38,747
You're kidding me. No.
612
00:23:38,782 --> 00:23:41,500
I'm a leg man.
613
00:23:44,754 --> 00:23:46,238
Excuse me, miss?
614
00:23:46,272 --> 00:23:49,174
I couldn't help but
overhear your conversation.
615
00:23:49,209 --> 00:23:51,444
I've had a fear
of flying for years,
616
00:23:51,478 --> 00:23:54,163
and I think it's time
that I confronted it.
617
00:23:54,197 --> 00:23:55,815
How can I get into that class
618
00:23:55,849 --> 00:23:57,550
that worked miracles for you?
619
00:23:57,584 --> 00:23:58,884
I can do better than that.
620
00:23:58,919 --> 00:24:01,387
The doctor's over
there. Hey, Fras?
621
00:24:01,421 --> 00:24:03,772
I'm in my happy place.
622
00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:07,826
Sign up early.
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