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-[Mort chuckles]
-[growls]
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-[Mort] I'm okay!
-[laughs]
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[theme song playing]
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♪ Party ♪
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[Julien] Check it, my peeps.
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♪ Julien had his army ♪
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♪ Until Pancho ratted him out ♪
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♪ They had to escape on a lifeboat ♪
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♪ Their survival is in doubt ♪
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♪ Mort deactivated Mom-Bot ♪
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♪ By squeezing into her head ♪
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♪ While Clover de-programmed the cult ♪
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♪ Before Sage ended up dead ♪
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♪ And Pam kicked Clover's butt ♪
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[Clover] It was one time!
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[Julien] Chapter Ocho.
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[Mort] King Julien. Come in, King Julien.
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Please, King Julien. Please come in.
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No! No! My King Julien!
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Don't worry, Mort. I'm sure King Julien
is just fine wherever he is. You know him.
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[laughing]
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That guy. Nothin' ever bothers him.
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[all screaming]
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-This is it. This is it.
-[all crying]
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[all screaming in fear]
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[laughing]
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-I think we're gonna make it.
-[all laughing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[cries]
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[Ted] Oh, hominy grits. Incoming.
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Hmm?
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-Huh? Ugh!
-[snorting like a pig]
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-[imitating animals]
-Sage, cut it.
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Bird calls and monkey noises are the only
things that soothe my bloated jejunum.
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Whatever. You need to shut it.
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We are not alone.
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[babbling in distance]
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Oh. Oh, charades.
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Two words.
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"The tapeworm in the elephant sees
all the world through a single peephole?"
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Ugh! No. You circle that way,
I'll go this way. Meet you in the middle.
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Stay frosty.
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The only thing--
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[babbling continues]
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[grunts]
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Hi-yah!
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[screams]
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[screams]
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Good morning to you, too, Sensei.
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Jarsh-Jarsh? What are you doing here?
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The Jarsh-Jarsh is very proud of you both.
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You have journeyed well,
and for this, I have a great gift for you.
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Huh.
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Hmm?
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Come closer.
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[sighs]
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Closer.
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[sighs in annoyance]
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Look into my eyes.
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[gasps]
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Whoa.
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[sniffs]
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Jarsh-Jarsh! Jarsh-Jarsh! Jarsh-Jarsh!
Jarsh-Jarsh! Jarsh-Jarsh! Jarsh-Jarsh!
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[groaning]
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[Ted straining]
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Oh, thank Judy, the Goddess of Seafood.
We survived!
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-[laughs] Oh?
-[foosa] Line up!
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Everyone, line up!
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I will be taking the finest four
foosa gladiators
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to perform
at King Koto's wedding celebration.
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So, show me your best fighting skills.
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Wedding celebration?
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[cries]
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[laughing]
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-Oh, no.
-Guys, my brainy parts
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are gettin' an idea.
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We will make a new foosa suit
and disguise ourselves
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so we get hired on as foosa gladiators,
and, bam!
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Take Koto out in a sneak attack.
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Kabamma! Wham! Omslackajacka! [laughing]
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Forget the army. We can do this ourselves.
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First, though, we gotta get on that boat.
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Ted, you have a Masters in Fashion Design.
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I do not, sir.
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Fantastic! Let's get to the makin'.
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Perfect! Oh, golly, I feel like
I'm right back in community theater.
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And I will be playing my greatest role.
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[talking in a Texas accent]
Colonel Theodore Sugarbottoms.
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Smooth-talkin' Southern gentleman
with a penchant for high stakes card games
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and beignets smothered in powdered sugar.
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-Huh?
-So decadent.
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[laughing]
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Ted. Focus!
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Hey! [inhales sharply]
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Sorry.
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[grunting]
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-Huh?
-Howdy-hello
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and a hootin'-holler at all y'all.
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Colonel Theodore Sugarbottoms here
with the best foosa, like, ever.
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[wimpy roaring]
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[roars]
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Oh, secreted herbs and spices!
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[foosa growling]
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There you go, Mom-Bot. All done.
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Timo, you are such a good boy.
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Are you eating enough?
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Let me make you something.
I think there's leftover kugel.
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I'm good. Thanks, Mom.
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I got Hans' hand. I... [gasps]
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Evil, crazy robot lady!
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No, Mort, don't.
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[grunting]
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I fixed her.
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I removed the Ultra-Controlling
and Insane Overbearingness programming.
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Um, why would you put that in a robot
in the first place?
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I'm just sayin'.
'Cause it's odd, you know?
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Do not worry, Mort. I am all better now.
I only wanna help.
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-Oh, you look feverish.
-[Mort whines]
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Timo, where are the baby aspirins?
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I'm still workin' out some kinks.
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Mom-Bot, could you help Hans' hand
lead me to Hans?
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Of course, bubala.
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[voice over PA system]
Five, four, three, two, one...
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[all screaming]
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Hans, here we come!
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[Clover groaning]
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[Clover's voice] Oi! Did anybody get
the number of that lorry,
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'cause I think he ran me over.
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Ah! Wait. I'm in Sage's body?
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Sage, are you in my body?
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[Sage's voice] All bodies... [retches]
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...are one
as the obstinate hedgehog discovered
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tickling itself
with the sharp stick of truth.
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Yep. You're in there. Great.
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[babbling]
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Oi, Jarsh-Jarsh,
is this some kind of sick joke, eh? Eh?
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You switched our minds?
How is this a gift?
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[laughs]
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That is for Jarsh-Jarsh to know
and Clover to find out. [laughs]
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[screaming]
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Whoa!
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[chuckles] That is pretty sweet.
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Sage, did you know your punch
can break a tree in half?
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[grunts] Whoa.
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It is easy to break a tree.
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How much harder to love a tree
with amber kisses on rough, barky lips.
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[kissing]
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Huh.
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[grunting]
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This body is [shouts] horrible!
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So much tension! [straining]
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Like a clam stricken with rigor mortis
in a milky discharge of...
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[grunting]
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...sadness.
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[sighs]
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Oh.
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[growling]
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Foosas, destroy them!
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[Julien] Sugarbottoms. Do something.
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Now, hold on there
one eensy, cotton-pickin' minute.
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My name is Colonel Theodore Sugarbottoms,
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and I have brought you, young lady,
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the most fantabulous, fightingest,
most well-appointed, well-bred, well-fed,
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well-heeled foosa you could ever want.
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Once you see what it's got under the hood
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you will never want another foosa
for those big ol' gladiatorial games
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for King Koto. Yes, sir, mulberry pie.
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All right, Colonel.
Let's see what your foosa can do.
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[dance music playing]
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Come on, Mo-Mo. We're a foosa.
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Shake that big, sexy foosa backside
like you mean it.
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[grunting rhythmically]
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[laughing]
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[music continues]
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[sighing in approval]
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[howling]
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[humming rhythmically]
You like what you see?
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[laughing]
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And all that razzmatazz!
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Oh, mercy!
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[laughing]
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-[grunts in pain]
-This foosa is best in show.
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Best in show. Best in show.
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You gotta take it on the boat when you go.
You just gotta!
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Hmm. I must say, Colonel Sugarbottoms,
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you certainly promoted this foosa
as prime gladiatorial material.
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[chuckles] You see, buddy? We are so in.
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But I've already picked my top four.
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Grasshopper Strangler.
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[grunts]
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Coconut Breaker.
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[grunts]
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Skin The Rabbit.
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[snarling]
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And Brian.
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[laughing]
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Um...
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Brian? What kind of name is "Brian"
for a gladiator?
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We just gotta get on that boat.
We just gotta!
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[moaning]
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[moaning excitedly]
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[exclaims in excitement]
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[all chirping excitedly]
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[moaning questioningly]
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[all moaning excitedly]
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[moaning]
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[moaning loudly]
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Huh?
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[all laughing]
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[knocking on door]
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Hans!
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[moaning loudly]
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[laughing]
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Together again! [laughing]
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-[moaning]
-[laughing]
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[both continue laughing]
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So happy.
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[moaning in annoyance]
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[gobbling]
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As I am clearly the only sane one here,
can I just say,
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this idea is crazy! We are not gladiators!
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We are gladiators! We're 14-carat
fighting foosa material up in here.
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Hmm, there might be a way
to lessen the competition.
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As a spawning thespian,
I got the lead in the school play
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when that oh-so-handsome-
look-at-me-I'm-Chad-Wartington
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met with a rather tragic "accident."
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Truly, sir, in my-- [screams]
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Chad spent a month in the hospital
and I got the part.
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A brilliant idea, Ted.
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Let's thin the field, boys.
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[laughing manically]
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[Clover grunting]
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Clover, the Jarsh-Jarsh has given you
the ultimate weapon you seek.
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The Jarsh-Jarsh has given you
Sage's honed physique,
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coupled with your tactical
and aggressive mind.
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Now, you are the ultimate weapon.
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[grunting excitedly]
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[kisses]
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[retching]
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Jarsh-Jarsh-Jarsh...
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But you are not finished.
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Complete the circle. Fulfill your destiny.
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To finish the final step
and become the ultimate weapon,
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you must destroy Sage
residing in your old body.
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[stammering] Oh.
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That's the story, Hans.
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King Julien's gone missing.
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And his kingdom has been stolen
by that nasty Koto.
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[spits] I hate him.
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[moaning]
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Hans says, "That certainly is
quite a story, beloved lemur friend."
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[continues moaning]
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"You are my best friend
forever and ever, Mort.
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I would do anything for you.
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I will help you retake
your beloved King's kingdom.
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Together, we will find a way."
257
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,102
Yay!
258
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,855
Isn't that nice?
259
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,650
Do you see, Timo?
You should have more friends.
260
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:41,195
I have friends, Mom-Bot.
I mean, I think I do.
261
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,783
Oh, Hans. I knew you'd know what to do!
262
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,034
[both laughing]
263
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,787
The soup is really quite good.
264
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,080
[moaning angrily]
265
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,584
All right. No, I'm done.
266
00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,005
-[sighing]
-[stammering nervously]
267
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,553
[moaning]
268
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,973
[both crying]
269
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,474
What's Hans saying?
270
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,227
He is telling them
he is leaving to go with you.
271
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,980
I hate to see those children
in such distress.
272
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,774
I wish I had some hard candy for them.
273
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,693
Or maybe, you know, like a lozenge.
274
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,487
[moaning in anger]
275
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,405
Uh?
276
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,615
Yeah.
277
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,619
Mm-hmm.
278
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,789
[Mort] Mm-hmm.
279
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,874
Yeah.
280
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,625
Oh!
281
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,918
Mm-hmm.
282
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,880
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
283
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,090
Oh!
284
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,717
[chuckling]
285
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,345
I totally get it.
I understand you perfectly.
286
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:52,808
[softly] What the heck did she say?
I did not catch a word of it. Woof!
287
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,518
[grunts in annoyance, cries]
288
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,271
-Mrs. Hans is very angry with you, Mort.
-[Mrs. Hans continues crying]
289
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,148
Hans has something here.
290
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,191
A chance to do things differently
291
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,069
with his undead life
and his undead family.
292
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,739
He can't just go
running off with you, Mort.
293
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:07,781
Huh?
294
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,617
[sobbing]
295
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,244
I am so sorry, Mrs. Hans.
296
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,789
You should kick me. Don't hold back.
I can take it.
297
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,209
I'm mostly sawdust and bird guano
in the middle. Kick me.
298
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,711
Here, let me help you... Oh!
299
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:22,922
Oh.
300
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,924
["Show Me Where I Belong" playing]
301
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,475
[grunts questioningly]
302
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,728
[chuckles nervously and sighs]
303
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,521
Eh...
304
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,148
[sighs in disgust]
305
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,191
Mm-hmm.
306
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,735
Okay, we're ready. Let's do this.
307
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,487
Uh, I'm not sure--
308
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,698
Lemur-up, Mo-Mo.
We are on the path to greatness.
309
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,118
[sniffs] Do you smell it?
Do you smell the greatness? Greatness!
310
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:57,456
Yo, homie, 'sup and stuff.
311
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,999
[roaring]
312
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,000
Come over.
313
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,587
[babbling and sniffing]
314
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:09,134
Not the sharpest pinata in the closet,
know what I'm sayin'? [chuckles] Check it.
315
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,970
[Brian grunting]
316
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,973
No, right here. Here. No. Too close.
317
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,266
Don't stand so close. Right here.
318
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,769
[grunting] No. Stand here.
319
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,854
Now, Ted. [coughing]
320
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,690
Oh, golly, here goes. Ha!
321
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,776
[chuckles]
322
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,903
Perfect. One down and... Huh?
323
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,448
[growling]
324
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,576
Uh... Oh! Did you see that? Uh...
325
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:39,873
That, uh, foosa over there
just dropped that rock on you. Oh, my.
326
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,459
Are you really gonna take that? The nerve.
327
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,295
[growling]
328
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,548
[grunting]
329
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:56,974
[both gasping]
330
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,685
[foosas fighting and crashing]
331
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,729
-[both scream]
-[lasers firing]
332
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,399
-[exclaims in fear]
-[Julien laughing]
333
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,610
-[crashing continues]
-[both laughing]
334
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,197
-[planes whizzing]
-[bombs exploding]
335
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,741
[both screaming]
336
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,247
What happened to my gladiators?
337
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,790
[vocalizing] I don't know.
338
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,417
[grunting]
339
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,421
Clover needs to work
on her stretch. [straining]
340
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,382
Her calves are like paperweights.
341
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,302
[inhales] Glutes... [straining]
342
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,596
...so stiff.
343
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,432
Sage! We have to get out of here
right now!
344
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,100
Jarsh-Jarsh wants me to kill you!
345
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,144
What? That makes no sense.
346
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:43,937
Jarsh-Jarsh-Jarsh.
347
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,190
Clover speaks the truth.
348
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:50,527
She must destroy you
to become the ultimate weapon.
349
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,572
Why, sensei?
This is not the path you taught me.
350
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,240
I don't understand.
351
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,869
You never understood anything, Sage.
352
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,580
The Jarsh-Jarsh was just using you
353
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:05,000
to chew off the hard-to-reach mud
from my back fin.
354
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,629
And to look pretty on my arm
when we go to theater.
355
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:13,133
-[sighs]
-You are a loser, Sage.
356
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,385
You have always been a loser.
357
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,723
You lost to your brother, Koto,
and now, you will lose to Clover.
358
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,102
Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
359
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:29,483
No! [shouting] No!
360
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,110
[growling and shouting]
361
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,861
[exclaims in fear]
362
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:34,571
Jarsh-Jarsh?
363
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,907
Oh, Jarsh.
364
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,120
[grunting]
365
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,335
Now, I finish this.
366
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,503
Wait.
367
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:54,466
Ugh! There's some weird emotion
flooding through me right now. [shudders]
368
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,469
Something very strange.
It's... [stammering]
369
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,596
It's peace.
370
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,431
Calm.
371
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,559
Don't do it, Sage.
372
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,812
You shouldn't hurt him, Sage,
no matter how annoying he is
373
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:10,607
or how much mud
or other questionable things
374
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,109
he vomits in your face.
375
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:16,572
The words you are saying, I don't get it.
376
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,950
All right. Let me try in a way
that I think you'll understand.
377
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,243
[clears throat]
378
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,372
The fruit of anger is like eating the nits
off a monkey's bottom.
379
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,458
Sure, they're nutritious,
and the monkey's kinda grateful,
380
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,626
but in the end,
381
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,547
the universe still sings to the night
with a mouthful of dharma.
382
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,968
You're right, Clover.
It's so clear when you put it that way.
383
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,511
[whimpering]
384
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:43,140
Master, I let you live
only thanks to Clover
385
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,600
and her sense of peace.
386
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,396
Jarsh. You have done it!
387
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,982
You have both succeeded.
388
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:54,735
The Sage found his rage.
389
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,529
-The Clover found her peace.
-[Clover] Huh?
390
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,782
Both overcame the final test.
391
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,619
You are now ready.
392
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,748
Together, you are the ultimate weapon.
393
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,543
There is no more
the Jarsh-Jarsh can teach you.
394
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,003
Namaste.
395
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,048
-Now, wake up.
-[Clover] Huh?
396
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:20,385
[echoing] Wake up...
397
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:22,846
-[Jarsh-Jarsh burps]
-[Clover] Huh?
398
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,599
[vomits]
399
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:29,102
Watch the mud! How many times
am I going to... Wait.
400
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:33,148
Oh! I'm me again! [laughing]
401
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,401
Oh! Feels good! Yeah!
402
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,737
Wow! That was... Phew!
403
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:42,574
Think I really learned
a powerful lesson there. Huh.
404
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,036
Your master, Jarsh-Jarsh,
he really is a genius.
405
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:47,621
Shocking.
406
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:52,167
Truly, the Jarsh-Jarsh is the greatest
teacher that has ever lived.
407
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,878
Like, ever!
408
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,047
Jarsh-Jarsh!
409
00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:02,886
Jarsh-Jarsh, Jarsh-Jarsh. [babbling]
410
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,347
[moaning loudly]
411
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,808
Wait, Hans. It's not what you think.
412
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,935
I'm not trying to steal your wife.
413
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,688
And not that she isn't gorgeous.
414
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,482
I came here for help with my family
415
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:20,320
without realizing you have your own
undead family now to protect and feed.
416
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,990
I mean, if you do eat.
I'm not sure, there.
417
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:27,869
I'm sorry if we caused any trouble.
I just wanted a way to help King Julien.
418
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,663
[moans]
419
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,707
Mm-hmm. Hmm.
420
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,917
[continues moaning]
421
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,214
Mm-hmm. Hmm?
422
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,760
Hmm. Mmm?
423
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,930
He says if you wanna defeat Koto,
you should raise an army.
424
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,933
Well, sure. [scoffs and snorts]
Easy for a dead guy to say.
425
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,435
He can just dig one up.
426
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,270
But where are we gonna get an army?
427
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,105
[Mort laughing knowingly]
428
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,815
I know where.
429
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,193
[Julien laughing]
430
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,989
We did it, Mo-Mo.
Next stop, gladiator school.
431
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,867
We are so gonna get our shot at Koto.
432
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,661
Ah! We're gonna take him out.
I just know it.
433
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,871
-[laughs]
-[wind howls]
434
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,540
From this point on, nothing can go wrong.
435
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,335
Nothing can stop us
'cause the worst is behind us.
436
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,171
We have jumped over the highest obstacle.
437
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:22,132
We have cleared sailing in the sea.
438
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,259
You can smell the freedom.
439
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:29,056
There is nothing ever
in the entire universal structures
440
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,265
that we know of,
441
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,934
in mankind time-space continuum,
442
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,063
that could ever, ever get in our way!
443
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:40,442
[male voice] Welcome, welcome, welcome
to my gladiator school. [chuckles]
444
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:45,489
I hope some of you can survive long enough
to thank me.
445
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:48,450
Although I doubt it.
[laughing diabolically]
446
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,288
Aw, snap!
447
00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:59,461
["Show Me Where I Belong" playing]
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