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SUBTITLES: O.SUSLINA, K.FREGER, L.NESTERENKO

TENSE MUSIC

EXPRESSIVE SONG IN ENGLISH

THE PHONE IS RINGING

-Matvey!

Crap!

Rise!

-Mom, I'll get up now...

-What kind of mother am I to you?! Do you think я буду выполнять за тебя твою

secretarial work?!

ТЕЛЕФОН ПРОДОЛЖАЕТ ЗВОНИТЬ

Yes? Yes, it's me.

Yes, that's right, it's me.

Where are you?

They'll come down for you now.

-I'm ready.

-It’s okay, I’ll go down myself. А ты... приберись пока, что ли.

We have a client.

And this... comb your hair.

-Yeah.

-Artem Alexandrovich?

-What, already a photo did they put it on the site?

Very nice. What's wrong with you?

-What are we doing, a session? shall we start right here?

Maybe you have an office?

-Of course there is. Luxury office a reputable psychologist.

Documents?

Please be kind.

You can begin.

-There are people here.

-They don't care about you.

- Let's just say... Some it seems that I...

overly aggressive.

SCREAMED

-Cool!

-Listen, it’s written on your website, that you can get rid of any

problems in one session. Is this possible?

-In your case you will need a little more.

-Take it. -Thank you.

-You don’t know what’s wrong with me yet.

-Valeria Sergeevna... you are coming to an unfamiliar specialist,

who doesn't even have recommendations. You catch a sleepy man

in slippers - and still hope for help.

How many specialists were there before me?

-It’s useless, no one can help me I couldn't. I can't do this anymore.

Do you understand?

I or someone else will strangle or herself.

- Hello.

-Please, come in.

And... make us some coffee.

Please make yourself comfortable.

You see, Lera... uncontrollable aggression is a deep thing.

First you need to exclude most common reasons:

increased fatigue and a feeling of not being needed.

The best thing for your situation is будет изменить ритм жизни,

it’s trivial to get enough sleep. And enlist support from others.

-If I sleep well and I don't care what others think?

-When did you lose your virginity?

-What? -When was your first sex? After 25?

-Are you serious now? - Quite. The reason may be

in suppressed sexual activity.

-You didn't even listen to me. Я вам ничего еще не рассказала.

Так при чем же здесь моя активность?

-Лера, поймите меня правильно, формулировать проблемы - это моя

work. And your job is to help мне и честно отвечать на вопросы.

Я прекрасно вижу, что с вами. Судя по реакции, у вас длительное

there was no sex for a while. And since непривлекательной вас назвать нельзя,

видимо, это связано с травматическим неврозом по поводу утраты партнера.

Так из-за чего вы расстались?

- This doesn't concern you. - I don’t. It concerns you.

For some reason you have a feeling the guilt that makes you

suppress your sexual libido, which, in turn, affects

on hormonal levels, which causes attacks of aggression.

-Are you hinting that I do you need a man, not a psychologist?

Is this your professional opinion?

-Not really. Professional the conclusion will appear after

how will you tell me about yours? relationship with your ex.

And about why you broke up.

I see the status "everything is complicated" let's be more specific.

-Я не хочу об этом говорить.

-Then all the best. Come back когда решитесь излить душу.

-Well, I just don’t know how much sugar do you need?

- No sugar for me, remember. -Fine.

-Это что, растворимый, что ли? -Well, yes.

-And I like it boiled.

-Fine.

-Darling, your coffee. -Oh! Thank you.

-So... What is this, his website? -Yes. Private practice,

представляешь, уже успел открыть. Tasty.

-But I want to assure you, I won't just give up

и не отдам тебя какому-то зэку, let it be your ex-husband.

Tell me, eh... am I satisfied with everything?

-What, is there any reason to doubt?

-Ну скажи "да" или "нет". -If in everything, then, perhaps... yes.

-OK then.

-Ay! Hurt! -What?

-С ума сошел, что это? Ты можешь это снять?

-Я просто хотел как-то разнообразить нашу...

Ладно, черт с ним. I'm sorry For God's sake, I'll get the key now.

Now... No, no, somewhere here. Now...

Sorry. Wait a little я сейчас принесу.

-Yes, of course, I’m going nowhere I'm in no hurry.

KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

-Yes! Hello, come in. -Hello!

-Great! - Looking again?

-Well, yes. You turned out to be right. Good, good, but...

I don't like mercantile people. This one, right, nothing like that?

-Well, this one, judging by the photograph, He’s also not looking for paradise in a hut.

By the way, about money. I'll rent it for you I'll try to give it back at the end of the month.

-You know... go where? Sit As much as I can, I will not become poor.

-No, no, no, that’s not how it works. I love you, of course,

but if you don't pay, it's already not professional psychology,

and an orphanage. -What are you doing? Give it back when you can.

Doesn't burn. We have even more социально ответственная контора,

We have discounts for criminals, everything is fine.

-Good device. What are you listening to? -Nothing. He's so here for the image

worth it. Точнее, для поддержания имиджа человека с прекрасным вкусом.

Like? -Yes.

- Well, take it. -Come on?

- Well, seriously. Why is it collecting dust? Take it.

Только, пожалуйста, не включай его громко, а то, знаешь, клиенты

there are nervous ones. -Yes, by the way.

I know that the tenants are already They ask questions about me.

-Забей. -No, I will solve this problem.

Думаю, со временем мы познакомимся поближе, сможем узнать друг друга

better. -What about time?

Organize a corporate party at least call the whole floor.

-Good idea. Yes.

-Wait a minute.

Это что сейчас, манипуляция была? Ты меня развел на вечеринку, да?

-И на пластинки, и на проигрыватель. Are you against it?

- I don’t care.

- Well, he’s so modest, right? -Yes.

-Даш... Нам уже выезжать пора.

-Are you serious? to this party? For what?

-Ты же знаешь, как я тебя люблю. With me you have nothing to fear,

and he certainly won’t want to receive a second time in the face.

-That's not the point. I just don't understand why go there at all?

I think we've talked it all out.

-Well, not all. Not all. Cheat once It’s possible, but it won’t work the second time.

I saw him. And he definitely He won’t leave you alone that easily.

I don't want to sit at work and think about what he's sticking out

under the door. -And what do you propose?

-Tell him goodbye.

-You're seriously going to drag me there, so that I can send him to hell in front of you?

-You don’t have to do this for me. Do it for yourself.

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

-To a reputable psychologist - solid device.

-ABOUT! Thank you. -Cool dude.

-Thank you, darling. -So, come on...

-Hello!

-Thank you!

Matyusha, accept it. -Please...

-As I understand it, you Is it your birthday today?

-Almost. I leaned back. I rewinded from bell to bell.

- He's joking. -I’m very happy for you.

-Sorry.

-Excuse me, where are you going? They just arrived.

-The working day is not over yet. -This serious man with a beard -

your boss? -Right.

-If he offends you, you will immediately Complain to me - we'll sort it out. OK?

Are you up to six today? -Yes.

-See you then. All the best! So how? Well, look, well.

Awesome, right? -Well...

-Look at that, well... on the topic of commercialism.

Dasha has arrived. -Whoa! What a surprise!

Turn it down a little. Friends, a moment of attention!

I want to introduce you my guests. This is Dasha.

Oops! I'll tell you honestly, when we first once we met her, it was...

wah!.. -It's starting.

-Like a bright flash. Volodya, I understand how difficult it is for you

was to make this decision. -Well, it’s not that difficult.

-But I want to tell you, that I'm proud of you.

Well, honestly. I never I couldn't get this woman to

do something she doesn't want to do. I'm having a toast! Pour, pour...

Matyusha, guests, please. Everything was poured. So, attention, friends!

-Thank you. -I want to drink to Dasha,

which, despite everything, I wasn’t afraid to come here today.

Hooray! -Hooray!

-Hooray! -Ding, ding, ding...

Well, now the main attraction this evening! My ex-wife

will officially announce that we are with her no longer a couple, and will introduce you

her new groom - Volodya. Please, Dasha, please!

-Do we have to make a circus out of this?

-I understand that it was difficult, but I came.

Okay, I'll help. Ты можешь просто list why I'm worse than new

chosen one and what he is incomparably better.

-Really, what are you doing? are you organizing a circus?

-Everything is under control.

-Fine. I thought it could wait until the end of your holiday,

but if you insist - please. -Yes.

-I'm tired. -Yes.

-I'm tired of living with a man who ready to go to jail and spit

for all our relationships only in order to prove to someone

that he is a cool psychologist.

If I had a choice I would confess to anything

just to stay together.

-So we are different people, Dash.

So... And Vladimir?

He would never... do that.

-Imagine, never. -Is there anything else?

-I think this is enough.

-Then I congratulate you: there is no love in the motive.

So you're using this one beautiful in every way

a man to force himself forget about the other person.

This is sublimation, Dasha. And it was unsuccessful.

-In my opinion, we need to gain strength, like you, to begin to understand this nonsense, right?

-Volodya, I feel very sorry for you. But Dasha is a delicate woman,

she will never tell you that you were needed only as an attempt

numb the pain.

Friends, I am very guilty of this woman and I can't do anything

what to do about it.

I don't know what I would do now but then I really had

a chance to stay with the woman you love, and I didn’t take advantage of this chance.

Which I really regret now.

Volodya, but you can’t either make her happy.

And she can make you unhappy. I think it will fail in five years,

when you already have a couple of children and joint... property.

-That's enough, huh?

-Or do you have the courage? tell him earlier?

Maybe we shouldn't torture the guy, Dasha? -I'm sorry it's so...

I appeal to everyone. Just for me it seemed like we had one here

the man thinks he is an x-ray. Ну давай, Артем, тебя послушаем.

Do you think I'm suffering?

Dash...

-Well, well done. Friends, everyone в порядке, праздник продолжается.

А выступление человека-рентгена будет через маленькую паузу.

-Dash, wait! What? I went too far, right?

Я согласен, зря мы сюда приперлись. -Нет, Володь, это не ты, это я.

You have nothing to do with it. It's me, Volodya, sorry.

-What do you mean "sorry"? “Sorry, go to hell,” right?

-Yes. Sorry and go to hell. -Great. So what has changed?

I saw him and wanted him right there? What?

-Volodya, this man is a brute. and a provocateur, and you are kind, reliable

and very good. But now he's right, I can't live with you.

I just can't. This is in relation to It’s not fair to you in the first place.

-Dash, what are you talking about? Are you cheating on me, or what? Dasha...

Dasha, I do everything for you. If you want repairs, repairs are on you.

If you want a holiday in Cyprus, please first line hotel. Dash! Dash!

Dasha!

ANXIOUS MUSIC

DOOR RING

-I already told you...

-Will you let me in?

-You think that by kicking Volodya out, я автоматически вернусь к тебе,

as a challenge prize?

-No. We kicked Volodya out for humanitarian reasons.

-So you felt sorry for me?

-His. A man shouldn't live with someone who doesn't love him.

-Я не хочу вас видеть, обоих. It's clear? Especially you.

-Mom...Who is this? -I'm coming, bunny.

TENSE MUSIC

-Mom...

Mom...

Mom...

-Chief! Шеф!

Artem Alexandrovich! -A!

-Good morning! -Oh...

-Извините, вас тут клиентка... this Valeria.

-What time is it now? - Exactly ten.

- I'm listening. -This is Lera. We are with you yesterday

talked. -M! We decided to tell me about the

secret? This is right. -Can we meet somewhere?

Not in this office of yours. -Can. But first I want to know

why did you break up with your a young or elderly person.

-Artem Alexandrovich... -Oh!

Hello? Lera, are you here?

Hello! -If I say that he left me,

will this be enough for you? -How, when, why?

-The details are nothing to you they won't, believe me.

-Okay, let's go somewhere... we'll meet in three hours

in a neutral place. I'll text you the address.

See you!

Well? There is a task for a superhero.

-I'm ready. -Mm! Great coffee.

-Thank you. -Где взял?

- I cooked it.

-So, the guards are downstairs. there is a record of her passport.

Throw it to Dan, he'll pass it on to the cops, they'll punch the address.

Your task is to find out as much as possible about her ex.

-How will I find out?

-Like any secret information - through the concierge.

- Do I need to bribe her?

- I doubt it will work. Pity and curiosity work much better.

Don't forget to buy flowers.

Поднимаешься на этаж, потом спускаешься с разочарованным видом.

- Hello...

-Покажи разочарованный вид.

Badly. Поработай еще перед зеркалом. -Fine.

-Sit down. And when they ask you...

-Какую квартиру спрашивали? 12th?

-Well, yes. -To Lera? So she's not there.

-I understand. It's okay, I'll wait. -Oh my God, how young!

Kindergarten. -What, is it really important?

-Yes, I don’t care. This is probably right. How long can you be

alone, without a boyfriend?

-А скажите, она... давно одна?

-Hello! -Hello!

-Hello! What will you order? -Please, coffee.

Black, no sugar.

So, tell me about it? -He...

He's a good person. Complex, but good. I love him very much.

Что-то еще нужно рассказать? SMS

-Something very important. -I don't know what exactly.

SMS

-And I know. -Yes?

-Yes. -Then surprise me.

-Don't think. Surely you в курсе, что ваш любимый умер.

И вам совершенно не обязательно consider this fact as yours

property. Sooner or later это случается со всеми парами.

А в вашем случае смерть партнера значительно облегчает задачу.

-What other task? -Для создания новой эмоциональной

связи крайне важно разрушить previous. And the death of a partner -

great reason. -Вам что, это кажется забавным?

-No. I think this is important. Наша с вами цель - сделать так,

so that when you remember испытывали не боль, а светлую грусть,

which won't interfere your life with someone else.

-Good afternoon. -Hello.

-Вы к Артему Александровичу? -When will it be?

-He left, but I can sign you up. -I think he will accept me without an appointment.

Call him please and say that father has come.

-Fine.

-He's wonderful he loves me very much.

-Loved.

-Yes, I loved it. He achieved everything... VIBRATION CALL

...but he still wanted to go... -Excuse me, please.

Hello. Have you come? Great. Keep it there as long as you can.

Say that in a minute на минуту буду. Yes.

-Are you in a hurry? -No, on the contrary. Continue.

-He also loved the theater.

He really liked it all. No, “liked” is not the right word.

He... I don't know if it's necessary tell you about this...

It was even our first time at the theater. -Sex?

-Do you need details? -Certainly.

-Where are you going? Are you crazy?

We were at the premiere and ran away from the second act.

-Don't be afraid.

Come on...

-I even talked about this before I never thought.

-Понравилось? -Yes. It was cool.

We even repeated it somehow. Three times, or something.

And... with him I feel... I feel protected with him.

-We felt it. In the past tense.

-Да, спасибо, что напомнили.

-My pleasure.

-Perhaps you would like some tea? -No, thank you.

-Fine. If he were now здесь, что бы вы ему сказали?

-Don't know. -Think.

-Прощения, наверное, попросила бы. For not understanding

как ему плохо, не чувствовала, that he is on the verge.

-So. And what would he answer you?

- I would probably forgive you.

He always forgave me. -Вот видите, вы постоянно думаете

about what he would say for one reason or another.

Но правда в том, что его нет. И он не может ничего ни оценить,

nor forgive. And you must learn перестать злиться на себя из-за того,

что он мертв, а вы живы и хотите того же, чего хотят все живые люди.

-Sometimes it seems to me что я его недостаточно любила.

That I'm wrong. Does this happen to you?

-Кто из присутствующих здесь мужчин больше всего похож на вашего мужа?

- That boy over there, probably лет через десять будет похож.

-Young man! Yes, you are. Can I see you for a minute?

-Я приглашу вашего официанта. -No, I need you.

It's personal here. You see, to my wife I urgently need a man, but I can’t -

physiological difficulties. Could you please serve her?

somewhere on neutral territory? -What?

-For my part, I guarantee payment hotel rooms and all kinds of

means of contraception. Will five thousand be enough?

Really, honey? - Well, actually, I have a girlfriend.

-That's great. But here question of fraternal mutual assistance.

Purely theoretically, if not today, can you replace it?

-Sorry. -But just think!

-And what is this, interesting? was it supposed to prove?

-Deep down, the majority of the men present here

would like a relationship with you. Question only to a degree of straightforwardness

approach. You must understand that it's a two-way street.

And there's nothing shameful here or wrong. This is not who you are -

all people are like that. - Well said. Bad example:

your boy refused.

-Is it true?

Well then that's all for today. Have a nice evening, Lera.

-And to you. -Thank you for the coffee.

-Here you are. -Mom...

-Let the mother go crazy, let her with a heart attack they will take you to the hospital,

At least that's something for you. Get ready, let's go. -Mom, I work here.

- What are you talking about! By whom? You can't do anything. -Secretary.

-And this is your psychologist pervert, or what?

-Mom, why are you everywhere? always only perverts?

-Why does he need you? Why should he my son? He can't do anything.

-I have no idea.

-So why are you seated? -No, mom, I'm not going anywhere.

-Take your books, pencils... -Calm down, please. Mom...

-Come on! -Mom, calm down! Calm down!

Mom... I'm sorry.

-I will die, and you will never you can't forgive this. Never.

-Say only “yes” and “no.” Is he still there?

-Yes. -There's one more thing

responsible task.

-Это он попросил вас это сделать? Прямо сейчас позвонил и попросил, да?

-Who? -Don't be a fool!

-Pa, hello! What destinies? -Are you kidding me? Two hours in the waiting room!

-Come on! Why didn't you call? -Во-первых, у меня нет твоего номера.

А во-вторых, не надо делать вид, что секретарь тебе не сообщил.

-Secretary? Oh, you're talking about this guy. Он тебе не показался странным?

-Listen, you don’t have to do this. I'm an idiot.

-Really two hours? I'm tired of it probably.

После зоны как-то сложно представить, that waiting is bad.

-Я надеюсь, ты не собираешься меня обвинять во всех своих бедах?

-Нет, что ты, это было бы глупо. В конце концов, преступник здесь я.

А ты только родил, воспитал and imprisoned the criminal.

-I didn’t put you in jail, and you You know that very well.

-Pa, what did you want? Или это был родственный визит?

-You stole my patient. Словосочетание "профессиональная

этика" тебе о чем-то говорит? -Which one?

-After your visit he didn't appear again.

-Ah. -If you decided on it

испытать свой варварский метод, God is your judge. When will he understand

что имеет дело с шарлатаном, it will be late.

- Don’t worry so much. Раз ушел, значит, уже понял.

-Listen, are you kidding me? I already два с половиной часа здесь торчу!

Быстрее бы на метро добралась. I still have to write my term paper.

-How are you, sister? -Have you decided to inquire?

Was it difficult to come right away? -I'll stop by. Today, tomorrow -

when you say so. -But you still killed him

patient or not? -What do you think?

-Dad says he killed him. So, no?

Dad, let's go already.

-Grew up. -I took up English.

I found a tutor myself. I say: “It’s at the very end of Moscow,” and she:

"Nothing, but I will study the best." Well done.

She makes me happy. -Well, at least someone.

Dad, did you know about Dasha’s child? -Knew.

-I don’t see the point at all. Four to six percent, guys, for advertising -

this is the ceiling. Ceiling. And I don't have internet needed. I don’t need a telly, a telly -

it's all pointless. OK?

-Kolya...

-Please. -Every three hours.

-I'm afraid of you. -Hello!

- Guys, just a second.

-One at a time.

-Mom... -A?

-So, what about bloggers?

-And now let’s preliminarily negotiations for a big bet

with Lukerya. She doesn't really have our profile, but it seems to us

what would be more correct would also be invest in fashion direction.

Loyalty level The audience is hellish - up to 95%.

We think it's right will also invest in fashion.

-Yes. She can sell any hat this is talent. Not in the sense that you have

bad product - everything is great... -Nikolai...

-Nikolai? -Nikolai, are you with us?

-Can you hear us, Nikolai? Hello!

-Have you sat a little? Enough is enough brains to come here?

-We both know who did it. And sooner or later for this

will have to answer. -Do you want me to go to jail?

Is this what you want? Let me give you I'll kill you right here like your brother

banged? This will be right, eh? - Kolya, don’t!

Get away from him! No need.

-Don’t get in here, out of sin further away. Understood?

I have to tell the security to be blocked.

-What? -So that the door is blocked.

-Remember my son's case? -Yes. It wasn't easy for all of us.

I'm glad it's over. I heard he's back?

-Yes. And I started taking it again patients. And we, as professionals,

we can't afford this tragedy repeated itself.

-Do you want... -I ask you to create a commission

to check the danger health and life of patients.

-Fine.

-Hello! - Hello, sister!

-Have you come to save me from loneliness? Why, I was raised without a mother,

without a brother. Yes? What are we now? Shall we chat on the phone with you?

Or maybe with my boyfriend will you meet?

-Hardly. My girlfriend is so-so. But if you need help,

any - I'm ready. -Thank you. I learned to cope on my own.

-Pretty.

-It's not for beauty so you know. This is amnai.

-What? -Amnai. Tattoo

the secret power of submission. -Mm.

-My boyfriend is an artist, the most the best in town. And that's not all.

She will stretch from the foot to the neck.

-Cool. -Yes.

- It's a pity, it will hurt.

-Such things don't add up. This is part of spiritual practice.

A sign that I'm already at the second stage. -Mm. Does dad know?

-I’m already an adult, Tem. You missed a lot.

What, will you pawn it? -An independent adult

girl? No. -What, really?

-Kat, you are not alone. Quite you can count on me.

-Bye!

-Hello, Lera? It's true.

Вы, кажется, сказали, что готовы for everything. Как насчет экспресс-сеанса

this evening?

-А я могу поинтересоваться, where are we going?

-You can. Almost there.

-Are you serious? - Quite.

-Слушайте, я в театре не была уже... -С тех пор как умер ваш жених

or husband I know. Today it will be different.

-Hello! -Hello!

-Третий звонок, давайте быстрее.

-Thank you.

-We have a stall, right? -Not really.

-What are you doing?!

Wha...

What do you allow yourself?..

-No, no, no! -What?

- Phew. The session is over. -How?

-That's all. Sex with a client - слишком сильная эмоциональная

binding. Ограничимся лайт-вариантом. -What?

-Важно было встроиться в закрепленную connection: theater - sexual

pleasure. And delete it from there ключевой фактор - вашего бывшего.

We did it. I think There will be no further problems.

So that's it for the sessions. can be completed.

И позвоните вы этому официанту, he's a nice guy.

-Fuck you!

-Well, why do that? It was wonderful evening, Dasha.

-I'm Lera.

-Yes.

Sorry.

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