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A miserable fate, wallowing in petty evil.
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Is it a dream or reality?
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Light or darkness?
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The divine words come to mind,
then disappears.
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But during that time, it flickers.
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This evening's entertainment
speaks to such tidings.
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It's about an unresolvable grudge
that is yet satisfied.
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Take this.
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If you really want revenge,
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untie that red string.
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By untying it, you and I
will officially have a contract.
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The person you have a grudge against
will be dispatched to Hell promptly.
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But once that vengeance is carried out,
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you will also pay a price.
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Cursing someone is a double-edged sword.
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If you form this contract,
your soul will also go to Hell.
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Although that's after you die.
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Instead of going to Heaven,
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your soul will be subjected
to pain and suffering
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as it wanders through Hell for eternity.
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I'm exhausted.
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I thought it would end
if she went away, but...
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The rest is up to you.
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I guess I can't do it after all!
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I can't do that to Nanako.
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Take this back.
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THERE'S ONLY YOU
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Good morning!
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Haru, you're carrying stuff
even though you're famous?
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Her partner probably makes her do it.
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Is it true Queen Nanako stole your man?
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For real?
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That's just silly!
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Is that your idea notebook?
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Yes, this is the only thing
I still use to write by hand.
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So you come up with the ideas, Nanako?
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Yes, I'm the brains of the operation.
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In exchange, I have my partner, Haru,
do all the chores and stuff at home.
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You live together, right?
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Good morning!
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You're late, Haru.
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Not cola! I said oolong tea!
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Huh?
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Don't give me that "Huh?"
Run back out!
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R-Run? This is the fifth floor.
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So?
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Okay! I'll be right back!
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That's rough.
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She promised to do anything
when we became partners three years ago.
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Promised?
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Slide! Slide!
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P-Princess! Don't be loud!
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Why not? Slide! Slide!
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Excuse me, folks! It's almost showtime!
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A comedy-only theater, huh?
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I bet this is a place where the performers'
jealousy piles up like leaves.
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Her...
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Why did you come here?
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Nobody summoned you.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm Ai Enma.
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How about you?
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I...
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I...
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Milady, who is that girl?
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She's forgotten her own identity.
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Hello! We're Chaos Sweets!
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I'm Macaron Nanako!
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And I'm Gelato Haru!
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- Skit time!
- Skit time!
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Mama and Child! Haru!
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- Yes?
- Good answer!
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Haru, what do you want to be
when you get older?
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For the last ten years, neither Haru nor I
made any headway, no matter what.
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Haru was even the "straight man"
with a different partner.
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I bet you can't even picture Haru
in the straight man role, right?
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I had a solo act then, but for some reason,
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Haru got on her hands and knees
and begged me to team up with her,
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saying she'd do anything.
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As for the material, Nanako tells me
to do this or that, and I do it.
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We say "skit time" and go from there!
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And that's our report on Chaos Sweets,
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the young comedy duo
that's rising in popularity.
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Isn't it incredible?
We've been doing interviews every day!
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It's just like you planned, Haru. We're a hit!
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You really are a genius!
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Nanako, your comeback line here is late.
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You're still looking at my face
before you deliver the line.
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I see. I'm sorry.
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Hey, did you see this? A lot of bloggers
are talking about us, too.
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Look, they say they love you, Haru.
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But this kind ticks me off!
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It says, "They suddenly became popular
so I'm sure they'll disappear just as fast."
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But it's true.
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We're not going to disappear!
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Eat before the food gets cold.
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People in their 30s, 40s, 50s and 80s!
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I'll try harder!
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Right now I'm really happy.
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And it's not because we're popular.
Although it's partially because of that...
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At first I wasn't sure
about claiming to write the material
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when you're the one
who comes up with it.
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But now I get it!
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"Macaron Nanako" is also your material!
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I've become one of your creations!
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The opposite?
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That's right. The opposite.
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The goofball character is the one
who writes the material,
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and the "straight woman" supports her.
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Why would it matter who does what?
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Why do they lie about it?
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I don't know. She called herself
one of Haru's creations.
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Creation, huh?
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But if Nanako is the one
who follows orders, why...
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Skit time!
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Princess!
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Kikuri!
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You don't have any business here!
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You're the dunce character, old lady!
I'm the joker!
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Jeez.
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C'mon, make a joke!
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Okay, all that's left...
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Yep.
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Me?
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...is reporting in to Milady.
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Now, go!
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Hurry up and make a joke! Make a joke!
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Shut up! We're leaving!
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- Good morning!
- Good morning!
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So you finally got a manager?
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The manager is a hottie!
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What's this?
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Your name! What's your name?
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What time do you get off today?
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Please take me out!
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When can you take your next day off?
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Haru, why did you take on a solo job?
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Because you're doing that drama
at the same time.
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I told you I didn't want to do it.
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I said I can't do anything without you.
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You also promised
you'd do anything, so do this.
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But that's—
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Nanako, your drama starts
shooting tomorrow.
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I'll pick you up at five in the morning.
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Haru, "Afternoon Live" starts at nine,
so I'll come back to pick you up—
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No need. Stay with Nanako.
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I'm already used to these things.
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Sure.
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Haru, I poured you some tea.
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Coffee all the time is bad for your stomach,
so I made herbal tea.
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Now that we're so busy, you don't have
much time to write material, huh?
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Don't worry about me.
An actress needs her sleep.
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Don't you have
an early call time tomorrow?
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I'm staying right here.
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Supposedly Nanako's doing all the writing,
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so I need to understand
that feeling of suffering.
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You've been acting a little weird lately.
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There's nothing weird about this.
I'll be quiet.
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I won't interrupt you.
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He was at the theater
the other night, wasn't he?
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Your former partner.
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I thought I saw him in the audience.
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You probably saw someone
who looks like him.
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He's washed his hands of the comedy biz.
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He was still there.
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Maybe he came
because you're famous now.
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Maybe he wants to be your partner again.
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Wh-What are you talking about?
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If he comes again,
I can report him as a stalker, right?
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I mean, he's committed
domestic violence before.
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That's creepy.
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Where are you going?
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Out for a drink!
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You can't!
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You have to write!
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What the hell are you doing?
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Wait! Do you plan on abandoning me?
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You really are creepy!
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After all, I can't live without you, Haru!
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That kind of talk just annoys me!
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I swear,
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all you do is drag me down!
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D-Drag you...
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You think I don't know?
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When you got that
first regular role on TV,
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you slept with the producer, didn't you?
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Well, that's... That was...
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I promised I would do anything.
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Are you mocking me?
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I can't write I can't write
I can't write I can't write
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I can't write
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Haru...
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I'll help you.
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HELL GIRL
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HELL GIRL
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Macaron Nanako
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Apparently they're behind schedule.
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Rest a little while.
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Steel yourself!
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Are you ready?
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Actually,
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Serial Drama
FOREST OF TROPICAL FISH
Episode 2
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I couldn't come up with any material.
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When I'm thinking of material,
I always get snippy.
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I can't think of anything,
so I just lash out...
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at Haru.
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But I know why I haven't been
able to think of anything lately.
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I'm grateful for the increase in solo work,
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but I really want to do comedy.
The two of us, you know?
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So I want you to let us do a concert.
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I feel like if we get one big shot,
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I'll be able to write material
again like before!
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I'm sure of it!
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Would you ask the president for me?
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Tell him it's just for this one time.
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You look worn out.
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I just don't get it.
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The world of show business...
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Those two... It's all a mystery.
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Nanako
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You've really changed,
in just three years.
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Is that an insult?
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You've changed. It's like the difference
between Heaven and Earth.
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So why'd you call me out of the blue?
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Listen,
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have you been to the theater recently?
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I don't have time for that crap!
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Right.
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What is it?
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Has something happened?
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My partner's been acting a little weird.
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Weird, huh?
Where did you find her anyway?
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Thanks to her, you've blossomed.
You should be grateful!
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You're writing the material, right?
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You can tell?
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Well, I'm your former partner.
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Why pair up again when you don't like it?
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At first it was just an idea.
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I rolled my eyes when I first saw Nanako
on stage three years ago.
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Hey guys!
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She seemed like a no-talent solo act.
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Her voice is too soft.
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Uh, w-wait! Wait a second!
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And yet, for some reason...
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YAKITORI
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I invited her out for a drink.
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You know, you're just not funny.
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You're so not funny that it's funny!
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Y-You laughed.
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I like looking at people laugh.
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I wish I were like you.
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People like you.
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Me, I'm too gloomy and cocky.
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I wanted to write material,
but was told not to do any thinking.
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My partner was older than me.
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He had ten years of baggage.
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He'd punch me, kick me,
and in the end, we split up.
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Material... I-I want someone
to write for me.
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To be honest,
I want to be part of a comic duo.
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B-But no one would partner up with me.
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Who would, when you don't
have any confidence?
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00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:05,400
Try acting like a queen once.
263
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:10,650
Nobody would care even if you treated
your partner like crap.
264
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,740
In fact, it would probably go over well.
265
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:15,030
A queen...
266
00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:17,280
Wait!
267
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,040
Miss, please!
268
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,540
Please be my partner!
269
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,510
I'll never ask you another favor!
270
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,220
And I'll do anything!
271
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:32,880
Anything!
272
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,890
I gave it a shot.
273
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:38,600
Nanako changed more and more,
and we kept getting more work.
274
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:42,390
And for me, too,
there was a strange kind of magic.
275
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,520
Magic?
276
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:48,860
By playing an airhead
who takes orders from Nanako,
277
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,860
the material somehow flowed
freely from my pen.
278
00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:54,530
The anxiety I've always had went away.
279
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,780
I don't even take drugs anymore.
280
00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,080
I see.
281
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,040
But in the end, I am who I am.
282
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:04,960
Even though I've been able to do it
because of Nanako's presence,
283
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,290
now she feels like baggage to me.
284
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:10,670
Recently, I've been lashing out at her.
285
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:14,050
I hit Nanako like you did to me. I'm scum!
286
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,930
I'm sorry. At the time, I was...
287
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,720
I understand now.
288
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:22,560
Nanako is more cut out
for this business than I am.
289
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:28,610
That's the kind of thing
you're supposed to tell your partner.
290
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:32,780
Haru, where are you?
291
00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:34,900
The meeting is already over.
292
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:38,320
I want to talk to you
about doing a concert.
293
00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:41,370
Listen, we could do
that material from before.
294
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:47,380
I stopped by the bar you usually go to,
but you're not here, so I'm going home.
295
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,630
Welcome home. Where were you?
296
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:57,640
I got your messages.
297
00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:01,470
If we're gonna do old material,
let's revisit some of our earliest stuff.
298
00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:06,020
That was never a hit back then,
but I always got a kick out of it.
299
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,270
Haru, if you want to do it, then so do I!
300
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:13,280
We'll make this an awesome concert!
Better than ever before!
301
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,780
CHAOS SWEETS
IN CONCERT TONIGHT
302
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,670
Wow!
303
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,670
The house is packed!
304
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,380
Let's go, Nanako!
305
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,050
Let's go!
306
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,430
Hello! We're Chaos Sweets!
307
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,930
I'm Macaron Nanako!
308
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,140
And I'm Gelato Haru!
309
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:51,310
- It's skit time! Fun time!
- It's skit time! Fun time!
310
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:55,480
Wow, there's so much enthusiasm
tonight! What a crowd!
311
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,070
Thank you!
312
00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:59,240
They must have a lot of free time.
313
00:17:57,740 --> 00:18:01,200
Those two love each other.
314
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,450
Even people who love each other
can feel resentment.
315
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,700
How?
316
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,960
Watch them and you'll understand.
317
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:12,840
By the way, folks, don't you
sometimes feel like switching roles?
318
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:16,340
A mother who takes care
of her child every day is like,
319
00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:18,590
"You look after me once in a while!"
320
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:21,220
It'd be nice if we could
switch roles once in a while!
321
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,720
That would be nice!
322
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:26,930
Like at school, if a teacher and student
could switch roles once.
323
00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:28,020
Good example!
324
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,640
A Japanese entertainer
and like a Hollywood celebrity!
325
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,940
Good idea! Just one day is enough!
326
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,730
A father and his high school daughter!
327
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,570
You stink! High school girl, you reek!
328
00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:39,740
Hey, old man over there,
let's take a photo together!
329
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,240
- Skit time!
- Skit time!
330
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:42,740
Wife and mistress!
331
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:43,740
I see!
332
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,280
Parsley and steak!
333
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,240
Yep yep!
334
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,750
Dumb and dumber!
335
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,220
Butts and boobs...
336
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:01,840
Aren't those different?
337
00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,090
Anything else?
338
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,230
Bride and groom!
339
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,310
How would that be?
340
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,350
Too slow!
341
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,480
Red light and green light!
342
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,230
Wouldn't that be dangerous?
343
00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:16,480
Faster!
344
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,570
Sorry, one more time!
345
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,320
Red light and green light!
346
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,360
Too dangerous!
347
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:23,740
Performer and audience!
348
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,530
Look over here!
349
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,530
Azami Street Shopping Arcade
350
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,000
Haru, what's wrong?
351
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,620
Are you out of ideas?
352
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:35,840
Um, let's see...
353
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,000
You and me!
354
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:50,640
Good job!
355
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:53,480
That was our best show ever, Nanako!
356
00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,270
I feel good because of our performance.
357
00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:57,520
Refreshed.
358
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,980
Remember what you said, Nanako?
359
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,150
That you were my creation.
360
00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:06,280
I was bitter then,
that you sounded so happy about it.
361
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:10,160
Let's split up.
362
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:13,040
Sorry. I've hit my limit.
363
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,420
I knew it.
364
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:15,710
I knew it.
365
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,590
You're going to abandon me and get back
together with your old partner!
366
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,300
The man who physically abused you!
367
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,220
That's not true!
It has nothing to do with him!
368
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,840
I'd never forgive you, Haru!
369
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,180
Just the idea of you partnering
with someone else...
370
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,720
I want you to write for me and me alone!
371
00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:33,810
Write! You have to keep writing!
372
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,190
Nanako, calm down.
373
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,690
I won't let anyone else have you!
374
00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:37,690
Nanako, listen!
375
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:38,110
Shut up!
376
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,780
You were on your hands and knees!
377
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,690
You said you would do anything!
378
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,700
It doesn't matter anymore, Nanako.
379
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:48,950
I'm the one who drove you to this.
380
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,200
We never should have done it.
381
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,960
It's not your fault.
382
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,460
My work was a misfire, that's all.
383
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,960
A misfire...
384
00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:05,760
That's...
385
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:09,300
Haru, even if you quit doing comedy,
you could never be happy.
386
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:12,220
That's why you don't
want to live anymore, right?
387
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,440
You understand.
388
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:19,610
Of course. You're my partner.
389
00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:23,440
Even if you were the only one
who laughed at me, Haru...
390
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,900
I would've been happy with that.
391
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:30,620
You'll really do anything?
392
00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:31,870
Yes!
393
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,460
A pinky swear, huh?
394
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:39,420
All right, it's a promise.
395
00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:41,840
Whether times are tough,
396
00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:43,300
miserable or fun,
397
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:46,090
from now on, we'll always be together.
398
00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:47,470
Yeah!
399
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:51,350
I'll be there soon.
400
00:21:51,970 --> 00:21:54,350
I won't let you be alone!
401
00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:57,640
Then don't cry.
402
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:01,360
Vengeance is granted.
403
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:02,770
Haru!
404
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,610
A damnation pact.
405
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:11,950
Why would they do this?
406
00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:17,250
This grudge will be washed away in Hell.
407
00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:21,460
I'll be waiting for you...
408
00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:23,380
Nanako.
409
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:34,970
Touno Nanako
410
00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:34,950
This program is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to people or parties
is purely coincidental.
411
00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:37,620
Born into a crazy family...
412
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,910
They should all go to Hell!
413
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,410
But I'll live!
414
00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:44,830
If this world is Hell, I'll keep living in it!
415
00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:46,290
You're crazy, too, right?
416
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:49,960
SOMEDAY, SOMEBODY WILL...
417
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:49,960
HELL GIRL
418
00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:49,960
Next time, "Someday, Somebody Will..."
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