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A miserable fate, wallowing in petty evil.

Is it a dream or reality?

Light or darkness?

The divine words come to mind, then disappears.

But during that time, it flickers.

This evening's entertainment speaks to such tidings.

It's about an unresolvable grudge that is yet satisfied.

As you can see from the figure, point AP takes Q,

so then AOP is equal to x.

She eats potatoes every day. Something stinks. Gasball stinks. She ate a potato and farted. Potato fart. Potatoes every day.

From P, we look at x...

Farting since this morning.

Fart.

Fart.

Faaart!

Mayama!

You dropped your eraser.

Sorry.

She doesn't realize she dropped her eraser. Gasball is slow. And stinky. Let's flush her down the toilet. Why don't we send her to Hell instead?

Good idea!

Let's ask Hell Girl to do it.

Somebody do the honors.

MAYAMA

The score will be settled.

Sanae Akino

Send

You called?

Hell Girl...

CAN'T BE SEEN, CAN'T BE HEARD

You really do exist!

You're not sure.

Is that really the girl you want to send to Hell?

I think...

No, I'm sure of it!

Akino looked at me and laughed!

I see.

And please, let me include the others!

The others?

Everyone who wrote a comment! Imoto, Endou, Ogata, Kamiya—

Dummy!

You can only send one person to Hell at a time!

Don't be greedy, dummy!

I can't? Can't you bend the rules?

- Let's go, Kikuri. - Okay.

Wait! Come back!

Help me!

Chill out and then call back, you halfwit.

Shizuka, why are you shouting at this time of night?

It's nothing.

You called for help. Did something happen?

I said it's nothing! Leave me alone!

Ishida Mitsunari was a loyal retainer of Toyotomi Hideyoshi.

She smells like garbage. Gasball's socks are yellow. Lame. Lame-o. Her farts turned 'em that color. She ate a potato and farted. Fart. Faaart! Gas tank.

Conflicts between Toyotomi and Tokugawa surfaced...

Sorry!

I did it again.

A gas explosion. We need some ventilation! She dropped her eraser again. Gasball is so annoying. Annoying.

JAPANESE HISTORY A

Let's set her on fire. Gasball would blow right up. A gas explosion. We need some ventilation! She dropped her eraser again. Gasball is so annoying. Annoying. If you touch her, the stink will stick to you. An infectious disease. Gross. And she's fat. Potato.

When did it start?

I guess about a month ago.

Words really do hurt.

Because they can be read over and over again.

What's this "Gasball" thing?

She's chubby, right?

They say she's filled up with gas like a balloon, which makes her round.

Hence "Gasball"?

Poor kid.

So what'd she do?

I couldn't find anything like a reason in the comments.

I bet it was something trivial that set the whole thing off.

Annoying. If you touch her, the stink will stick to you. An infectious disease. Gross. And she's fat. Potato. I hear Gasball's family runs a coffee shop. Just her mommy. What about her daddy? Did he run off? Seriously?

It's genetic, so her mommy stinks, too.

And the shop stinks.

And the coffee stinks.

I wanna puke!

All of you die!

Enter

Hey!

Yukawa!

This is class time! Put away the phone!

The phone...

That was close.

If she'd sent a comment like that...

It'd be playing right into their hands.

We have that Yukawa girl to thank.

From a convenience store, huh?

Want some?

I made it.

I like the view from here.

Huh? There are kids down there.

Vroom-vroom!

Push harder, Warowaro! This is too slow!

We shouldn't do it here, Princess! Everyone's looking!

What do I care? If they wanna look, let 'em look!

What are you talking about?

Hey! I told you to stay out of sight!

Oh! Here comes Baldy!

Isn't that janitor funny?

Go ahead, eat one.

I think it tastes all right.

My mom just annoys me with her nosiness.

That's why I always just buy from the convenience store.

It's really good.

Oh, yeah? Good to hear.

It's delicious.

You don't have to look. Why do you look at it?

I want to know what they say.

It hurts because you're trying to get involved.

If you go like this, you won't have to socialize with anyone.

But...

Do you feel lonely?

Then I'll be your friend.

I don't mind if it's you, Mayama.

Why?

When you don't want to be involved with anybody, why me?

I don't know.

Maybe because we're similar.

Then there's no need for Hell Girl.

Welcome!

Oh...

I'm back.

Welcome home.

This is my friend, Yukawa.

Hello.

Let's take a back table.

So what are you doing? Playing a game?

Did you say something?

No.

It was nothing.

Get us some coffee.

What's with that girl?

I thought you brought a friend home for the first time.

Don't talk about her like that!

What'd she say?

She doesn't like me?

N-No. She just wanted to know if coffee was okay.

Coffee is fine, right?

You don't have to lie.

I already know.

This one's on the fence.

Yep.

HELL GIRL

HELL GIRL

Come here a second.

A group?

Yeah. I made it for you.

I sent you the link, so take a look.

Miyura

Accept

Ignore

THE LONERS You have received an invitation from Eve.

I told you not to let that crap bug you, but I figured you couldn't help it.

If there's anything you ever wanna say, try this.

Keeping it bottled up makes it worse.

I'm relieved.

I thought you hated me now.

Why? We're friends.

Friends...

I see.

But what's with this screen name? "Ponta"?

Oh, that's the name of my old dog.

Lame.

Your screen name is...

Friends (30) Profile Ponta Group (2) The Loners Class A

Huh? There's one more person.

Friends (3) Ponta Eve Knight

I'm "Eve."

"Knight" is Yokota from Class B.

Yokota? I don't know that person.

A loner like me.

It's cool. I've already talked about you, Mayama.

So that's your friend, huh, Yukawa?

Then I should probably introduce myself later.

Only on Nine here. Not in person.

But...

Like I said, we're loners.

I get it. Okay.

Eve: I made a group for loners. Please use it.

Ponta: Knight, I'm Ponta. Nice to meet you.

MAYAMA

It kind of looks like she's having fun.

I wonder what she's typing.

Want me to go and see?

Nah, leave it. Our work here is done.

Rats!

I guess we struck out this time!

Ponta: I wish she'd die. Eve: What about Ogata? Ponta: I wish he'd die. Eve: And Akino?

Ponta: I wish she'd die.

Eve: What about Imoto?

Ponta: I wish he'd die.

Eve: What about Endou?

Ponta: I wish she'd die.

Knight: Die in what way?

Good question.

The train heading to Marukawa has arrived.

The train heading to Kakuyama will arrive at Platform 1.

Ai Enma.

Are you sure about this?

I guess it's all the same to you.

Who are you?

She's gone.

Ai, who was that?

Do you know her?

Hey, wait! Where are you going?

Don't ignore me, Ai!

Ow! What did I do?

I'm glad.

You look like you're in a good mood.

Really?

I'm relieved.

So are you talking to that same girl?

Did you say something?

No, nothing important. Sorry to interrupt.

Knight: That's our Ponta. Eve: How would you get revenge on Kamiya?

Kamiya, huh?

Knight: You're nasty, Ponta.

Knight: So I'm waiting for a good one!

They're depending on me.

Kamiya, let's see...

There she is. There she is.

AV Room Equipment Toride High School

Eve: Good one! Knight: I'm counting on you, Ponta! Eve: What do you think, Ponta?

Knight: What about Akino? Eve: Nice! Knight: Ball's in your court, Ponta! Eve: Well, Ponta? Knight: Don't keep us in suspense, Ponta. Ponta: Mmm... Eve: Gulp... Knight: Double gulp. Ponta: She should die.

Ponta: She should die.

Th-This...

Yukawa wouldn't do this!

Knight...

Yokota!

Excuse me!

Which person here is Yokota?

Yokota, you've got a visitor!

Who are you?

U-Um...

I am...

Ponta!

Ponta!

Gasball is a scumball. How dare she? She'd better not ever come back here.

Let's get her expelled. But we don't know what she's capable of.

Maybe murder.

I'm scared.

She's pitiful. Stick to the schedule! I don't wanna stay after school! Is she an idiot? I wish she'd just die! Or blow up!

Eve: Don't you think Shizuka Mayama is annoying?

Eve wrote the first message!

Who did that?

There, see? Scary! Scary!

Scary!

Who did it?

Don't look at me.

Don't look over here.

Don't look over here.

Don't look over here.

Don't look over here.

Go away.

The score will be settled.

Asako Yukawa

Send

You called?

This time, it's just one person.

She tricked me.

I'll never forgive her!

Wanyuudou...

You got it, milady.

Take this.

If you really want revenge, untie that red string.

By untying it,

you and I will officially have a contract.

The person you have a grudge against will be dispatched to Hell promptly.

Hell?

But once that vengeance is carried out,

you will also pay a price.

Cursing someone is a double-edged sword.

If you form this contract, your soul will also go to Hell.

I'll also go to Hell?

Although that's after you die.

Instead of going to Heaven,

your soul will be subjected to pain and suffering

as it wanders through Hell for eternity.

The rest is up to you.

That's right. I'm the one who turned the class against you.

Why?

Because you annoyed me.

I-I'm so sorry.

It pissed me off.

Even though I'm the one who bumped into you.

Even though it was your phone that hit the floor.

Even though we're both in the same year.

That's why...

Eve: By the way... Don't you think Shizuka Mayama is annoying?

Eve: She apologizes to everyone like she's groveling.

Yeah, she apologized like that to me before.

She's always so quick to apologize.

She says sorry even when it's no big thing.

And instead of a simple "sorry," it's like, "I'm so sorry!"

That ticks me off.

She's annoying.

Eve: Her new nickname... Shizuka Mayama = Gasball

Gasball? Why?

Because she's full of gas.

That's why her body's so round.

Gasball!

Gasball annoys me.

Gasball reeks.

That's because she farts after eating potatoes.

But I didn't think this would happen.

I figured it would die out soon.

That's why I felt bad

and made that group for you.

You felt bad?

That's a laugh!

When you were uploading my comments on the side and laughing at me...

You're wrong!

That wasn't me!

Then who did it?

Yokota?

I guess it would have to be.

I met Yokota.

That's how I knew.

You were both Eve and Knight, weren't you?

What are you talking about?

Liar!

I trusted you!

Vengeance is granted.

Wh-Wh-What is this?

Hello?

Hello?

Stop it!

The phone's getting all sticky from your sweat, so cut it out!

It stinks!

This phone has gotten heavy somehow.

Maybe I'll just delete some of this data.

ASAKO'S INTERNAL ORGANS

STOMACH - LIVER - PANCREAS - LUNGS - HEART GALLBLADDER - SMALL & LARGE INTESTINES - KIDNEYS

Her stomach is upset, so let's get rid of that.

TRASH

STOMACH

It's still heavy, so maybe we can dump her liver and kidneys.

The data in her intestines is also too heavy.

S-Stop it!

LIVER - KIDNEYS SMALL & LARGE INTESTINES

TRASH

And finally, her heart, too.

Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl!

Pitiful shadow lost in the darkness.

You harmed and looked down upon people.

Soul awash in your own sins...

Would you like to try dying once?

Where am I?

Please, take me home!

You're wrong.

This is wrong.

Whether it's right or wrong has nothing to do with it.

This is work.

This grudge will be washed away in Hell.

Open

Close

You have a new message.

Knight: You've changed. Did something happen?

All right, next.

Yokota!

Here!

No, the other one.

Hey, Yokota!

Here!

Shizuka Mayama

Your vengeance...

has been carried out.

This program is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to people or parties is purely coincidental.

That girl is my work, but I'm tired now.

If only Nanako weren't around, things would be much easier.

That's why you want her sent to Hell?

But I guess I won't do it.

You changed your mind?

THERE'S ONLY YOU

HELL GIRL

Next time, "There's Only You."

Idiot!