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Comrades, comrades! Continue!

Kindergarten number 8 wrote that we are building a garage next to the children.

Came Commission.

Unforeseen expenses in the form of food.

You know, they can not osmetit.

Further. Residents of the neighboring house at night

Construction site ... planted fast-growing trees

In the morning, dashed off a cart to the executive committee that we

Destroy ... the green zone.

Thank God, 11 trees are not accustomed.

Again came the commission.

But we were prepared.

3 wood, empty shoots, processed fuel oil.

Had to pay a fine for 3 dead wood.

But the site to settle.

Great assistance to us personally, Comrade mercy.

Thus, we again put in a plan for facility

... This year.

So, the garage will pass in the 2nd quarter of the next.

But we will sign the certificate of acceptance this year.

While building trust will progressivku.

But this is their business.

Two arson was committed.

First lodge burned working with tools.

Then flared wooden fence, caught

... Podzhigatelnitsu.

She was the mother of many children, who was released.

During construction was damaged phone cable.

Residents of neighboring houses were left without communications

Tried to strike ... physical injury to members of the Board.

Again unforeseen expenses.

We decided to pay for the cost of one coat

Member of the board ... destroyed by it.

I mean the coat, not a board member.

Currently, cable restored.

Builders took the additional obligations,

... But last week

Team ... again on the scene did not come out.

It temporarily transferred to an emergency facility.

This accident, unfortunately, delayed.

But yesterday, some of the workers returned to us.

So, so good.

That's all.

Comrades, who for?

For what?

Who is for the board to recognize the work

cooperative "Fauna" satisfactory?

Why is satisfactory?

It is necessary to recognize the work of good.

Right. Worked nicely. It is possible and good.

Big well done!

But what's there to recognize the fine and go home!

Comrades, we can not have good jobs.

Is satisfactory or unsatisfactory.

Who is in favor to be considered satisfactory?

Approved unanimously. On behalf of thanks.

Can I go?

Meeting is not over yet.

I call on the Secretary of Alla Petrovna.

Ask to sit down, comrades.

Board asks to hear the report

financial activities of the government.

Your galloped.

Quite insolent. Already at the meeting is.

Good evening, Well as you can sit?

Why did you come?

There is an urgent matter.

Let's go for a polar bear?

You put me in an awkward position.

About your diseased liver knows the whole institution. Eat.

I speak now not of the liver.

And what?

You know what.

I do not understand.

There are so many people and everyone and see everything.

They see?

Natasha, you're not baluysya!

About our relationship knows the whole institution.

I have to fear for their reputation.

I am a woman.

Well, why are you trembling?

You're a man idle, free.

All costs were subject to their budget.

But, comrades, there is overspending.

For example, the filler.

In total, 56 rubles, which is hanging on us.

Nightmare, when will it end?

My bandit home alone locked.

And how old is he?

Seven already.

When we get out of here, he turns eight.

And then ten.

And not afraid to leave one?

No, really.

He used to be home alone.

Completely independent man.

I managed to drive to feed him.

The Board is seeking approval financial report.

Who for, comrades, please vote.

Fine. Thank you.

Another small, but quite a big issue.

Life consists of some questions.

And like that it was made up of some answers.

Of course, positive.

Yes.

But not from you.

So, start to get a negative response.

Imagine, I got the chicken, carp and ham.

I understand that the chicken is very important.

But I ask of silence.

Sorry but vsё-sch ...

Comrades, this is a very delicate issue.

Somewhere very distressing.

Me personally, it just kills.

My dear, we project 33 box.

So we have 32 shareholder.

One garage is designed to repair.

So, approved master plan of reconstruction of our district.

Very close to the site of our garage

Will ... highways.

It touches a part of our site.

So we reduced the garage for five boxes.

A line can not move?

Comrades, we have tried to convince them to leave us alone.

But you understand. This highway.

It straight.

The only solution is to reduce the number of

Shareholders for ... five.

Who will God knows what.

We have gathered an emergency meeting of the board.

We decided not to repair the box.

For us, the main thing - the people, not machines.

Have to cut only four, not five.

Four is better than five,

But worse than three.

We carefully weighed each candidate.

We take into account everything.

Who once brought the money.

Assisted construction.

Went to plead to various authorities.

Part in cleanup.

Guarded at night.

I will now read a list of persons who

... We should be deleted.

Well, what's sentimental? Business is business.

Deleted, unfortunately.

And then make a new list

... In our reserve. We will work to the second stage.

Someone can go on their own,

or may die. Life is life.

Comrades List consistent with management

... And with civil society organizations of the institute.

So.

Now I was kicked.

Single-family two garages.

So, read out the list with a heavy heart.

Read out.

With pain in my heart read out the list.

READ!

Semen tails.

We all fought for fellow Khvostov

... Tried to defend.

But there is a limit to our capabilities and, comrades.

Number two. Andrei Evgeny.

We all treat him with great affection.

As Andrei?

Why Andrei?

I knew it.

I will not let you make fun of my husband!

Wife Guskova not nervnychayte!

No need to fuss!

Andrei - famous scapegoat in our institute.

He makes a discovery, and the winners are others.

Write reports on dlya symposium in Paris

Tuda ... and edetate for shmotkami vы, loading a Anikeeva.

And instead Guskova Paris sent in Nizhny Tagil.

Business travel sixty in two days.

In general, he's earned sciatica.

Guskova wife, calm down! Sit down!

As for Paris, the decision was taken

in relevant areas.

First, I'm a doctor of sciences.

My works on ornithology translated into French.

I really wanted to go Guskov.

Very! But ...

About itemization ...

I spent all the money on scientific books.

Yes?

A cassette player who brought?

- Have you seen it? - I saw!

- You hear it? -Heard!

- You turn it on? - Yes!

Well, are not you ashamed.

Well âñ ...

Well, as a kid, really.

Kindly send me a copy of the list.

Vitaly K. Fetisov.

Fetisov friend got into this sad list.

What do you mean? How can I kick out?

I sold a home for the car.

What?

What are you?

It's nothing.

Ask the sale of the country recorded in the minutes.

How much you paid for it?

In convertible currency or in rubles?

In rubles!

Enough for a Cossack and a garage.

What are you so bad bargain?

So this is not a cottage near Moscow, like the others.

A house in the village.

15 hectare plot, the house in two floors.

But here is convenience ... in the yard.

And this is not love. All educated steel.

7.5 km from the station. While with string bags dopresh.

But the house of the river.

From the minutes of the sale of black out.

The house my grandfather built.

My father was born there. And I am.

When his mother died, my wife is a tambourine:

Sell! Sell!

Who needs this junk?

Junk.

And there in the yard shed, covered with iron.

And what the cellar.

This digression ought to stop.

We in the river still fish is found!

No matter what, no matter what institutions?

I sold it. And I sold the board.

Here gives, head of insects.

Impinging the butterflies.

Well that's who somehow.

And the last.

Yakubov Alexander Grigor.

It is regrettable.

Personally, I know a fellow Yakubov hundred years.

All these hundred years, we know him best.

Still, someone has to.

Tails! Do not strain ligaments! Bad for you!

Where did this babbler?

It's wrong, dishonorable to say that!

Semen - our best assistant!

Yes, I'll tell you in detail!

You are not a member of the cooperative, sit down and take it easy!

Comrades Want to go home! I came here straight from the registrar's here!

Let Mena!

Tails working with fauna Arctic Ocean.

And dearly loves our seal Boria.

When Boris was ill, he jumped into the icy pool,

Baby seals ... to give the medicine.

So Tails cold and lost his voice.

Very, very touching story.

He loudly protests against injustice!

I have translated correctly?

So he nods, like trained seals.

Comrades

Vote individually or in a list?

List! Then pull the bagpipes?

Tails, go away!

From you too much noise, get out of here!

Alexander G.! We must fight!

It's useless. Those who were not excluded a lot more.

And every vote against us.

No, can not be to everyone.

So, we will vote the list.

Wait a minute!

Do not raise your hands! Then life does not wash off!

Why are you so nervous? Collection can be against.

In our co-op with the board always agree.

Do not agree with the board that the wind ... do not care.

I'm begging you! Well Take a Guskova!

We in the yard with cars every night something stolen.

Comrades, who for? -Vote!

I'm against it! First, let's vote, who can be against?

What do you two hands are pulling, my affectionate.

I would have pulled up and two legs!

Guskova wife! You behave immorally!

Will go only under escort!

I understand that this is a very poor procedure.

But let's vote!

Not quite nicely get you!

Shame on you, shame on you! But the vote is necessary!

Vote! Of course, vote!

Excuse me, I need to clarify something.

The list of shareholders appeared one of mercy.

But we at the meeting did not take!

How dare you call a friend ... Miloserdova

Someone ... somehow.

I give this honorable gathering help.

The Board has adopted a truly cooperative

Son ... Miloserdova comrade.

We have no doubt that on this occasion ...

... Can not be any objection.

But what is it to do?

Son's head to pull stuffed!

Get out!

And me, the Institute, pushed out!

Let me. We're all its people.

Let's talk turkey.

Adopted son Miloserdova the cooperative,

... and quickly began to build a garage.

Remember how many years we have to knock about!

Say that, if the garage - it left building.

And I used to always go the legal way!

Legally you can go, so go hard.

Can, show us our son benefactor?

Comrade Mercy, Jr., did not seem to mind?

No, do not mind!

Cute one!

Where grabbed a jacket?

In Singapore!

Far.

Can I sit down?

Thank you.

I'm not guilty, I'm his son.

Parents do not choose. But I'm pleased with his.

-What's your name? Marina, only

... Not to be named, I beg you.

For me you're the son and Miloserdova.

This romance of our time.

I beg to vote! One, two ...

Tails! Get out! You have already spoken!

Do not interfere!

What a disgrace ...

Leave the chairman's table immediately!

He did not get off! It lies at the protest!

Comrades I ran down the chicken!

That's it! Let it lie, if he is so fond of!

Let's vote, comrades!

I will not give vote!

I am a simple man, but the money I have the same!

Get out of here, the pipe! Get out!

I am not a pipe, and the trombone! Got it?

I sold the house! There, on a plot 12 apples!

And all fruit!

I participated in all subbotniks!

I'll show you more! You do not know me!

Silence! Enough is enough!

ATTENTION!

One paper tears, the other lying on the table,

... Third tells about apple!

All nominations were approved and agreed upon.

What you are doing is an outrage!

Only the meeting can decide who once!

Enough talk! Are we here until morning will stick?

All this is unconscionable! Why are you silent?

You, they will listen!

Dad already stood up in my life!

This cost him dearly!

What happened, happened.

And stay out of the fray. We have own snout in feathers.

And it lezu!

In the end, I have the right to know

... Who are not in our garage from our institute?

Gold mine, that's that, and the right-you have.

Togda ads.

Kindly lift tummy

I'll get the ... list.

To hell with this scatty.

You remember by heart.

Oh well.

Cooperative "Fauna" - under the auspices of our institute.

At first we did not have a simple statement.

You know, people always long swing.

So we took a few people,

not working for us, but living nearby.

We have a wonderful brave colonel

... here he is.

We have a large diplomat.

I! Here for him! I am a relative!

And honored artist-trombonist. He is in front of you.

They were all taken at the general meeting

... And we can not exclude them, because they do not work

... at our institution.

And they who have taken an active part.

Strange you have memory.

You forgot to mention the generous market director.

What other director of the market?

- We do not take the market! - That's right!

Trumpeter was! -The trombonist!

-General was! - Colonel!

Diplomat remember! The market was not there!

No, it was! If this crazy get off the table,

I am presenting to you ... the protocol.

Director of the market after you have entered in the minutes.

In our time, there are no secrets!

Dear me, how dare you?

I dare, I dare. And to you I am not expensive.

Yes round off! I want to go home! To the bride!

She's so! In a white dress!

That's right, you all in white, and we ...

Comrades In this rule, all crooks!

You put all market director!

Vы woman Gusьkova MNE otvetite slander!

And you, comrade Anikeeva, for accepting a bribe!

Give me the director of the market! I have it on the meat hacked!

Please! Chop my meat!

What will you take for a kilo, do not know?

I'll tell you.

This part is called the shank.

It is not more expensive than the three rubles, only jelly.

-More ... -I know!

You do not know, it's rump!

Here at 4 rubles. And the first and the second.

Next you know, it's rear end.

Everyone always loves it back.

There's a lot of meat and few bones. This is 5.6 rubles.

What a shameless woman.

According to you, if a man - of Trade,

So, be sure the thief takes bribes?

That she can steal the market?

This is not a shop, after all.

What can I steal? Libra? White robe?

The market opens at seven in the morning. She gets up at 6.

I get up at half past four. And work as a convict.

It's true. She looks prison.

That's right. In her prison crying.

The man gets up at dawn to get you wife Guskov

can buy fresh vegetables, meat and fruit.

I can not buy at the market price!

I'm on the board do not belong!

I do not shove a paw!

Shut up you're hysterical!

You stop these dirty insinuations!

And in my face with her little hands do not wave the!

Something you so passionately defend it as well?

This leads to the suspicion.

On this subject, I do not want to talk!

Why is that?

Comrades I propose to throw director of the market!

The Board has prepared for the meeting!

It is true in the market of prepared tomatoes.

I have now eaten tomato.

Where do the tomatoes, I do not understand?

We have been listening to you, henchman rule.

Yes! I like our board!

I like the leadership of our Institute!

I am opposed to anarchy! I am for the good order and discipline!

I'm from the majority! At all of these and hold on.

And most importantly for you - personal interests!

Whether, say, I have a garage.

And everything else is damn damn!

Just have something and not the garage!

This detail, which to the cause has

... Nothing to do!

Comrades Comrades.

I propose to re-elect the board!

Right!

Move! I lie down next to you in protest!

What insanity!

More is coming!

You are the chairman or frozen fish?

Comrades

Those in favor of the list proposed by the board of directors, I ask

... Raise your hand!

Stop it! Are you ofonareli what?

Those in favor of the board list, please vote!

Shocking!

Just think, among those who did not rule out

... Not one decent person.

-And what do you do? -I do not pretend.

-Abstaining? -I refrained!

Found at least one poluporyadochny ...

I do not wish to participate in this disgrace.

Well, thank God. At this meeting is over.

And I had to vote against it.

I would not have felt so ugly.

Frightened. Two garages for each family.

Okay, do not suffer.

Conscience is now out of fashion.

We, intellectuals tend to do tricks,

... And then a long time to torment yourself.

One moment, comrades! No, no, do not worry!

Again we have to rob you.

Dispose of 40 rubles for contingencies.

Can you ask to stand still?

Wife Guskov tail! Get off the table!

You have here strangers!

Here may lie only members of the cooperative.

Excellent!

List. Where is the list?

Comrades They stole all our documents!

Well, this is too much! The same matter for the courts!

Give me a piece of paper! You have already played his.

Dear! Why do you need our documents?

Not on dokumenty king, he sel them!

I lay next to him and saw him dozhevyval

... The last list.

Do you really eat all?

Thank you.

As a veterinarian, I promise you, my gluttonous,

... Volvulus.

Yes, it will have to be volvulus!

In protest!

Personally, I want to fresh air as soon as possible.

Right! One pollutes your presence

... Environment!

As you only the husband is suffering?

And you have diamonds on the stolen money!

Yes, the fish off to hell!

I want to say a few words. This is very important.

Give a guy to say!

Yes, you crazy or what? Enough of this talk shop!

Comrades Wait a minute! We did not fair!

Well, go home the same! You have one child there!

Remember that you are a mother!

And you do not caulk her throat!

We'll give you the word! Right now, we'll all go,

Speak out ... then how many wish!

Fine, go away!

I still tell you what I think about it!

Scarecrow you all tell me they have long been ripe.

Comrades Someone locked the door!

Are you there, crazy or what?

This is a bad joke! Open it!

This shameless campaign certainly made some

... Of the exceptions.

Right! Right! In protest!

We will not let you live!

I myself do not dotunkal I did not dotunkal!

Асса!

You correctly did not!

Is the tail. I feel that this is it.

Look how he has shifty eyes.

I have tomorrow at 10 am writing to the radio!

Tails! Immediately open the door!

My wife is sick! It's there already crazy!

Friends! Let me out! I have a wedding night!

-So what? -How is it so what?

Comrades Let's break down the door!

This will not be easy. The building is an old building.

Do you understand what you're saying?

You break the door, and who will protect

... These priceless artifacts?

Our behemoth 120!

I, as the deputy director, forbid it to do!

Dear my former co-op members!

I understand you and even share your feelings.

But stop as willfully and return the keys!

Listen, but we're still locked.

Well, let me push it!

Push home you want.

Oh, please, admit who committed

... This robbery, my silver.

Well I locked. I!

So easily you from it?

Strong kid.

Do you understand what you're saying? Or not?

I locked the door!

Talking, calm down!

Why did you do it?

You're not expelled?

You, I'm afraid, do not get it!

A ham has turned green!

Comrades Let us will select her keys!

Of course!

Are you just going to search the woman?

Why? I did it!

Here's a person, no shame, no conscience.

Do not! Not to bother!

I myself can not undress without assistance.

I'm just afraid that it will not please the audience.

Yeah, it really is.

Give me the keys, viper!

Comrades, I am not so stupid as to society

Such noble people ...

Keep to yourself ... keys.

I hid them in a safe place.

I do not believe it.

Still have it searched.

Lidia! Are you insane?

Never mind, let this suit ... Shakedown!

What a nightmare!

- Shakedown! - Oh my God!

We have no right to act willfully, comrades!

We can only with the permission of the meeting.

Comrades Who is for me to be searched?

Go for it! Not Arjen Robben, loading a!

I'm for it!

I'm against it!

I vote for anything,

... Just let me out of here!

His wife is ill, and I have a healthy girl!

You do not understand, but I have a record on the radio this morning!

If I'm not good sleep, I'm so sfalshivlyu.

No other choice.

I generally get up no light, no charge, at half-past four.

Search - is a necessary need, comrades.

What there thou goest to return people to their families.

I ask to place on record: I protest!

We will remember that you protest, but record

... Nowhere. After protocol eaten.

So, comrades! Who will I searched?

Now would be a striptease!

Let's start with the bag!

Alla! Take her coat!

What a pity! No image!

Comrades I have no experience, I can not!

Lecah trouble - home.

The key is not here!

Go ahead, do not hesitate, please.

Oh, tickles!

I will not let you!

Have you seen? He hit me!

You see, the only way

Melee ... prevent it

... Give me a call.

What word? Lord! Where is the key?

The key is where my lousy?

Maybe she regards as the tail?

He ate the documents, and this key is swallowed?

What are you, the key is big, it would have choked.

Have to cede power. Well, say it!

So you give me a word?

Yes, let grind anything!

By the way, there's a phone? I want a good deal.

Yes no phone here.

What are we afraid this chicken? Let cackles!

Only shorter!

Open the second series of serial meetings.

Call someone Malaeva,

... Just talk faster, do not go round and round.

First, let me alone. I was waiting for the bride!

I understand your impatience, but,

... If I open the door for you, would break everything.

Comrade fiance! You made a serious mistake.

He had to finish first all the things with the bride,

... And then to go to a meeting.

Lost count!

Come on!

Comrades We are working at the institute

... Who worked to protect the animals.

The man is also an animal.

It must also be protected!

From who?

Rights must be protected from man.

Of greed that consumes us.

The desire to capture zahapat.

Comrades We did low.

Is an understatement. We are scoundrels.

So. Beginning to moralize.

Think about it, no one

of those who are not touched, and we are here 28

not opposed the impropriety of government.

The Board has chosen the most defenseless.

For it is not the threat of life,

not about freedom!

Not the children, not on!

It is a box to store piles of iron!

This iron is six, even eight thousand!

It's yours, mine is cheaper.

Let us live by democratic principles.

To do this, start over.

Yes. In the morning it's just right.

It turns out that there are still white crows.

In nature, it is very rare, but we have.

Fortunately - you have.

Discuss each shareholder individually.

Each vote and the number of votes

Decide ... who's the odd man out.

Swallow my, little,

We would require several weeks.

At least a year.

Time for the truth is not sorry.

Dudite not, you are my music!

With drive you crazy, razdudelis, at nightfall.

If such a principle, then give your garage!

If the meeting would drive me, I will not complain.

You have a hungry baby at home, and you ...

My child, I want to feed, want not.

See, she and the family here and so ...

Here you have deleted Alexander G..

The man retired, and wrote off man.

And the fact that he was 30 years old at our institution otishachil.

Fulfilled.

The war that he was a scout.

Two of the Order of Glory.

Medal for the capture of Berlin.

It does not matter?

-Or take Guskova. -Guskova!

Let Guskova about!

Sorry.

On the military merits Yakubov fellow board is not known.

Why did you not tell us anything?

Yes, what is important is the past

... For the garage.

But how?

We've got a terrible defect. Terrible!

You had to see a private matter.

Thank you, Comrade Malaeva. Thank you.

Please.

Now I understand, you did the right thing,

... Locked the door.

We made a grave political mistake.

But do you think all this is correct?

We, of course, you will restore.

Apparently due to someone else.

I'm for it!

I'm against it!

What will become of us?

Who, exactly, you want to throw?

Comrades Board deadlocked.

I declare a break.

We interrupt, comrades. Pause for!

I do not understand what's going on here?

Jumped this shmakodyavka, you know,

... And we all need to regroup?

Give to each other garages? No!

Son of a gun!

We have already heard and been reading this ...

I'm against it!

We are all fighting for a place under the sun!

In a garage. What is there to hide?

Place in the sun in the south in Sochi!

Break time!

So I restored or not?

Consider that your machine is already in the garage.

Well, thank you. Better late than never.

That's life, eh? Everyone is happy alone.

Who's the Lapwing, who arranged everything?

A MNF. Junior researcher.

PhD.

Expert on poisonous snakes.

She learned a lot from them.

Or zmei of neё.

If a woman with external data fights

for the truth, it surely is not married.

You guessed it!

Muzh davno EE brosil?

Husband, he has never been.

How so? Baby, then there is.

The world is not without good people.

I do not like rumors, but we have been told that ...

Oh, the horror.

Previously, men pay for women, and now ...

What anomie.

Elena Pavlovna. I'm in the car dock.

And prevention, and any repairs.

I know. You are a great folk craftsman.

So for you, I'll do it.

Free of charge, of course.

Thank you.

Yes, I am your stunted moskvichok will transform into a Mercedes!

Thanks, but after my performance will not change anything.

And this is regardless.

Why do not you get married to me?

And what do you miss?

Holiday and so we spend together.

The theater always together. And in the movie.

You lack the status of a professor's wife?

Tired of being a mistress.

Humiliating.

But this sanctimonious view.

And I myself a prude.

I'm older than you, so ...

We will not calculate how much.

-Tell me, is not there a way out? No, there is a deadlock.

After a few years I'll be an old man at all.

And you'll stay young strong woman.

You will begin to torture on every occasion.

Are you talking such nonsense, I do not want to answer.

I love you.

And I want to marry you.

Well, I'm on this jam.

Who's there?

Let us out! Open for God's sake!

Call Tovariševo Anikeevu.

I'm her husband.

Peter Petrovich, is that you?

Lidusik I am.

Petr Petrovich, save us!

Lidusik down a crowd of relatives. All crazy.

What's going on?

We got one of the defective shut. Do you understand?

And we closed, that is latched meeting.

Janitor I missed one, he knows me.

Comrade! I have a spare key janitor!

He does not give.

Your vahtër idiot!

Yes, but on the post.

Well, it all depends on why some janitor?

Yes, stop you.

Tell me what I order to give the keys!

It is useless, it is subject only to the chief guard.

Lidusik, Sasha could not sleep.

Requires grandmother.

Well, think of something. Tell me that my grandmother

Uletela of ... kovre-samolёte.

Yes pomolchite vы!

Well, think of something! Do you hear?

What to family and friends?

Well, pass, let go home.

After meeting ever end.

I'll scream!

Darling, do not cry. All come to an end.

What a romantic night.

I have a feeling that we are in the jungle.

Circle-beast and DiCarlo. -Yes.

Do you hear? Obviously trumpeting elephant!

Perhaps he mating season, as our groom.

By the way, you and me can eat here.

At any moment.

Let's at least get acquainted before death.

And we have âñ clear.

From the Institute of International Relations.

You flatter me.

Well, Asian languages.

Again missed.

Well, the film that is ...

You go for the standard, once the son Miloserdova,

... Means something very fashionable.

Are you a mechanic?

No. This is too much.

I'm an archaeologist. I have little interest in the present.

I like to delve into the past.

But you, my daughter professor, who?

In MENA by VSE releases.

Normally.

She graduated from the Moscow State University Philological.

Faculty bride say, you know?

Doing satire.

Russian or foreign?

Our.

-In the 19th century? No, modern.

You have an amazing job, you do

So ... what is not.

You know, you amusing.

Barbara, so let me out of here!

Have a pity!

Mr. Che you Boil?

Well you do not have a boy!

You too many times, I suppose, are getting married.

In the first one!

Comrade Malaeva, may I have a moment?

Sorry, comrades!

-What are you so bedeviled? Yeah I do not torment.

You know, I was looking for her for 17 years.

Yes? And as you now?

Not much ...

I love her with the ninth grade.

She was married twice, and I waited.

And waited.

You see, I beg you, on my knees!

What are you, come on.

I'll let you.

Everything-âñ I ponyal, understand.

Go to the door and stand there.

What do you do with a carburetor?

Since I'm doing great carburetor.

Gotcha!

Sorry, no luck!

Give the key! I'm serious!

Comrades Give me the key!

While I'm running here, she would marry another!

Her I know!

And we have the key in the other place to hide!

What? Oh!

Comrades Late at night!

And very sleepy!

Let's move the meeting to another day.

I am also in favor.

Everyone is tired. No one thinks.

Sleep on it. Suggest ...

Lie down and sleep!

How to sleep?

Where to sleep, then?

Yes, here, of course.

On the floor, on the table.

And in the morning, with a fresh mind ...

Yes, she's just making fun of us!

Now I'm going to hit you trombone!

I love you ...

I'll kill you!

If you do it you touch a finger,

I tell you ... all edges broken.

Allow. Allow me, please.

You were wrong. You got up the wrong way.

I got it to the right place.

I also get up to the right place.

Good people! Give us a break up!

We will meet again!

If we open the door, the second time ...

Meeting ... you will not convene.

Keys we will not give up!

My people! You are dear to me, and they both,

... well!

Bloodshed I will not tolerate!

Comrades, to sleep! Sleep!

Ah, podstylka korotkovata, unfortunately.

Now and bring a pillow.

Do not touch the monkey Sumatran!

This is the only copy in the country!

Good night, kids! Let's stacked!

You, President, what are you, crazy?

You want to throw all povalny dream?

You want to sleep standing up, as a fighting horse?

Cursed be the day when I bought the car!

Cursed be the day that I joined the cooperative.

Damn the damn garage!

Damn this damn meeting!

Comrade! I do not want to sleep alone and I will not!

I've thrown out the window!

Where to? Here high. You die!

Comrades Comrades

The Board went on about the schizophrenic!

What does it mean - to sleep?

Well sleep! Sleep! -Let's get there!

Do not touch the goat!

Fetisov! Argali leave alone!

Where you drag an anteater, a relative of a diplomat?

Put that down! What are you doing?

We must protect the animals, and not vice versa!

Ham! Ham and insolent! Stand back!

Helen, come here! I have prepared a place for you.

Lecher! Crept ...

Yes, I have a wife at home!

All products have soured.

Well, you're the bug!

What do you mean, opoloumeli what?

Before you go to sleep, let me help, rag.

What else can help, is my market?

Here's paper, pen, write.

-What to write? -Write, I dictate.

Reference Dana citizen Kushakovoy AA

... That she spent the night in the Zoological Museum

... At a general meeting of the cooperative "Fauna".

Where to help?

For my husband. My husband is jealous.

In the presence of 29 witnesses.

Witnesses of what?

Sign and seal, vulgar!

As you and your husband, then you live?

Not life, but name-heart!

Printing in neё.

True to my.

Shlёpnite pechatь.

Once went to a sleep, we can put out the light?

But I do not know where ...

Oh, in the dark, scary!

Karpukhin, is that you snore?

Are you for a follow.

What do you do aspirantochka?

Topic of your dissertation pseudoscientific.

You're a typical pseudo.

Studying silver crane.

He breeds abroad we have is a span.

This pie in the sky - do not our bird.

Dear Karpukhin, silver crane -

bird is dark, she does not read newspapers

... And has no idea, our or not.

Dark Night! You, I know, my dear do not sleep ...

This is still not enough. Shut up!

A seven year old boy wrote a poem:

The camel two humps because the life-struggle.

Sleep, my darling, go to sleep ...

The house lights go out ...

Birdies asleep in the garden ...

Fish in the pond ... asleep

Mыshki stenkoyu to sleep ...

Sleep, my darling, go to sleep ...

Sleep, my darling, go to sleep ... Go to sleep, go to sleep ..

Comrades, I do not agree with Malaeva.

How to determine who is better, who is worse. At what scale?

All made money, all the same rights.

You know, I propose to cast lots.

The lot - not our method. We do not play cards.

And lots pull everything, even the board.

It's true! The lot!

Right! Let the board pulls!

If we draw, even pulling all!

I understand that my half asleep,

Meeting ... spontaneously continues.

Well. Let's continue the discussion!

Dear Pavel K.!

You are a great scholar of world renown,

the institute is up to you but me.

I just navsego veterinarian.

Even if you become an academician,

... From sick animals do not stop.

They need to be treated.

So, you're my precious, I'll tell you the whole truth.

You have a single-family two garages.

Well, we'll take the chance, just like everyone else.

Yes, but the board, it has the advantage.

Haberdashery, my rule discredited.

I deeply respect you as a scientist,

... But your moral character ...

I, as deputy director of the institute, called from

Weighty ... organization.

In the grocery store people bought potatoes in packages

and what are they there?

Do pineapples?

No kidding, boy, do not laugh.

They found a business card of Professor

with all the regalia, phone number and address.

What kind of trick?

Who are you sending this vegetable base?

Yes, but sent all my staff.

And I found it impossible not to go with them.

And, I used to work in good faith.

And if I'm at a salary of 500 rubles pack my potatoes

Then ... I am responsible for each potato.

Complaints about the quality be?

It seems not.

When you buy a box of chocolates, as always in

Bumažka Lie ... "Ukladčica № 2".

And the vegetable base to me or doctors of science

... No numbers were not given.

So I had to put in bags

... His card.

I admire your principles.

Today at the meeting you opened in full:

You - for the government, you are against.

I thought that you are a great scholar,

... And you - elementary owner.

Yes, Sidorin, January sobstvennik ...

I do not know what I learned,

... But the most offensive, and I'm still a coward.

It would seem to me to be afraid of?

But I have a lot in his youth had been beaten,

Cem ... when they were about to chto descendants gave titles

... Prize.

But scared for life.

Me for many years.

It's time to really stop being afraid.

Worthless to your confession, my dear.

All this you lepite only to

Garage ... second save.

How dare you talk to yourself so

Pavel Konstantinovich ...?

I dare all, girl.

Pavel K. - disinterested soul!

He wanted to spit on all these your garage.

And all of you ... All ...

You're just brutalized burgers!

Cute mistress us here sermon read!

I knew I had to report to the

Garage co ...

... About his personal life.

My Natasha

Lover ... not me

... And wife!

Yzvynytes before Neagh, Karpukhin!

Immediately.

Excuse me, please.

I did not know you were his wife.

What did not happen in biology.

Mom and daughter at the school sat at the same desk.

Mom, congratulations!

Succeeded. Grabbed the rich, famous.

You're shameless, daughter.

-I just love it. -Do you love, love.

The rich and famous have always loved.

Well, I stop loving him for it?

Girls, do not quarrel.

Sleep, my darling, sleep ...

Where are you, darling, go to sleep ...

I'm sitting here and I sing ...

Sleep, my darling, sleep ...

Yes, Karpuhin,

... You monster.

Ok, âñ.

I do not understand why you need a garage in Moscow?

And where should it be?

To Siberia!

You're going to their hapless monkeys

... Settle in the Siberian taiga.

What a damn thing? Monkeys there be nipped by the frost!

Amateurish point of view!

I have been breeding a special type of monkey.

Frost!

My God, what just not dream at night?

But why? Who needs it?

How?

This is of great importance for the national economy.

Right?

Enough for you, with its podkovyrkami here.

In India, monkeys collect coconuts.

And my monkey in the forest are pine cones

... Gather, shuck them, put in boxes!

To label.

Well, no, to label - that we monkeys

... Do not give up.

You yourself praised

This ... my work.

This once again proves my promiscuity.

No, it proves your integrity!

Comrades I suggest deleting Karpukhina!

Hello For what?

He needs a garage somewhere between Omsk and Khabarovsk.

It will go through the taiga in their Zhiguli

and verify that you meet the macaque quarterly plan.

In that case, you need a garage in the wilderness of snakes.

It will be convenient to obtain your poison.

Uh, midget.

Light up, please light!

Eh, âbločko to where kotišʹsâ ..

You will get to see me in the mouth, can not be undone!

What does this mean?

What did you show us?

Do unto vsё on show!

We do not allow you to show!

We show you're all!

Comrades, already dawning.

It's time to sum up the disappointing results.

And this dolt is the poster.

Well you've been stuck here?

Are not you ashamed? What are you talking about?

- He can not answer! - He voiceless!

Sorry, all rabid and are hell.

I admit, it was not the best night life.

I rent the positions. Agree to a draw.

I hope that you will regret all the same board.

How do we do for you, my God!

Went from office to office, people mollify.

How many humiliations experienced many nerves spent.

When the cement was not the whole team

Great ... in the theater for "Giselle" were taken.

Fortunately, the conductor at the time suffered dachshund

... Ringworm.

Even the law is sometimes violated.

Ten of whom, to whom French perfume,

Who ... candy. And all for the common good!

Marin bodyaga when this is over,

... Went to my house for breakfast.

For breakfast, I've never been invited.

Usually called supper.

This means that we start innovation.

I know that I produce the impression of a woman

... With which to start the dinner,

... For dinner, even at breakfast.

But now you say that you did not she?

No, do not tell.

But I will not go to lunch.

I do my otzavtrakala.

Not early?

My recent husband stole my appetite

... At any time of day.

Marin ...

I'm ready for you to join the hunger strike.

Enough poison soup. Let's pull the lot!

Okay, let's play a lot.

But first get rid of the criminals.

By his son, afraid to say, the most Miloserdova

So, my dad carved for anything, no reason.

... And the director of the market.

Oh, what a progressive. How much did you give the man,

You ... that he created the child?

Little man, then got brave!

Well, you already go beyond all bounds!

Kindly give me a placard.

Go out of here!

And I would like ushla, da locked.

Frisk searched, now let's get into bed

Me ... climbed.

I have no husband.

There was not, and probably will not.

And as a child ...

I want - another manager.

The husband is not required for today.

The main thing for women - children.

You know how many people like me?

And I'm happy.

And my boy is happy.

As for the money I paid,

Once your language is turned bryaknut?

You want to insult me, you do yourself insulted.

Comrades I'm currently working on the problem

... Behavior of animals in danger.

So, animals, my dear,

... Do not kill their own kind.

Yes Ladny, rolled.

Not ernichayu.

Tiger does not eat the tiger, the bear does not devour a bear

Bunny ... and not kill a rabbit.

If a wounded whale can not come to the surface,

... For air,

.. Other whales swim under it

... And carried him upstairs.

Comrades, we are drown each other!

Damn it.

I kept silent, silent,

After all ... I bought it, took back.

I melted.

Wherefore

... My comrades in misfortune.

To think that with me gone.

Do you think at the front I afford it?

I'm there a damn afraid.

This is due to the lousy garage ...

There is a cliche:

"I'm with him would not go in exploration."

Today, I myself would not go exploring.

Good for you! Alexander G..

I began to respect you again.

Comrades I agree with the general opinion,

... That we have to eliminate the so-called criminals.

But I do not agree with the wording.

This is not the thieves. This is useful people.

What is Kushakova? Do not just market director.

Kushakova - is concrete, iron gates,

Kushakova - is a bulldozer.

What is a son Miloserdova?

Not for me to explain to you, comrades.

But what is a service that is provided,

We have to eliminate them?

So declare at least thanks to the people.

Yes, that's thanks for this.

I thank your

Seen ... in a coffin in white slippers.

Do not worry, comrade Anikeeva, we are still

... Math.

I am with you to consider something.

Is it really nothing?

A cat when you supposedly did not have enough money

Lada ... to buy, and you have ... occupied

... Fifteen hundred.

How disgusting!

What a disgusting, cheap place!

And is not that cheap. Nothing that I would not take a receipt.

Oh my God.

So what?

Кляузница!

So, bye-bye? Cried my money?

Nothing, beauty, you will soon restore them.

Well, like in this scientific cooperative.

Worse than the market, I promise!

At the trial, you will not laugh, my dear!

Neuželi Anikeeva picking vzâtku?

Without a doubt.

Well PhD will not soil oneself so the money.

All right.

Means Kushakova son Miloserdova ...

Third - daughter Smirnovskaya

Them ... enough for a family of one garage.

What am I?

Well âñ has remained the same I have no garage!

I warned you that you stick your neck out?

However, I do not care.

You gave me the car, so be consistent.

I'll put it in your garage.

You're a newlywed.

And with a sweet paradise and no garage.

Nothing you have not come out, baby.

I'll lie down across the garage.

Do not move in with you as a native father.

And this? This move anyone they want.

Well, the fourth ...

Andrei!

As Andrei?

Andrei again?

Why Andrei?

There has to be someone the fourth.

Proposal Anikeeva good.

Well, then, the two thieves, the daughter of Professor

... And who it was the fourth?

- Tandem! - Right, Guskov!

It is for this good! That's it!

Shreds! What are you doing today in geography get?

Why do you have again ripped jeans,

Are you fighting?

What are you, nuts? What I will Shreds?

So much so, not rude moms!

Lyuba, daughter! Again you have not eaten porridge.

At your age, you need to eat oatmeal gruel,

... That was a healthy liver.

Stop clowning around, wife Guskova.

Tireless my, do not we play.

Andrei, I'll ask you one last time,

Why did you last come home after 11?

Just do not lie, you've had a meeting.

We also have two children.

What are you, a woman started?

Are not you ashamed?

Why are you silent?

You have nothing to say to me?

Lord. Yes she mad.

I understand that after all the trouble with kids

I'm ... not as pretty as before.

But I'm not guilty!

But it's your kids!

Our children!

Shreds! Well, when you sit down for the lessons?

Terrible thing.

That's what you can bring the person.

Reasonable my ...

One except you have no one.

Never was and never will be.

I love you

... One.

Please, just take it easy.

Please do not worry.

All will be well.

So much so, to plant Teach Geography.

Tolia not ohorchay mother.

-What do you mean. -And then Vrezh.

Oh well. Pope.

And you, Luda, eat porridge!

Mom, oatmeal - my favorite cereal.

Andrei, a Lyudochku coat worn,

and now these girls are going trendy.

God, what is with me?

Me something cold.

Thank you.

You'll be all right.

You're not here to hurt nobody will give.

If you want, I'll play for you something good?

Well played!

You will forgive me. Excuse me, please.

Comrades, I'm sorry.

People! Man!

Think about it! Vaughn morning already! So we all soon

Crazy ... all poshodili!

Plot ...

Fiction.

Mute spoke.

I have all of this nightmare voice cut.

Let's vote directly for the three points.

First, throw the hell the criminals!

I honor the memory of my garage.

Second pereizberem board.

It seems that we overthrew.

And the third:

Let us all as we will cast lots.

Vote just three points. Who for?

Right! Good for you, the bride!

Can not be helped, I'm from the majority.

Clear. Who is against?

Minority.

Should be cut into 30 pieces of paper, and two of them,

... Unfortunately, marked with a cross.

Okay, but we will do it without you, all right,

Our diverse ... you.

Who donates his cap for this?

I!

- I agree! - Thank you.

* A loud knock at the door *

Open up! Open now!

Oh, my God! Do something with her grandson?

Now!

Wait a minute!

Lidusik!

What? What happened?

While you sit here, our car was stolen.

I had thought something with Sasha. Scared!

- You're in the traffic police was? - Call!

Comrades

As a person with no car

... Can not be a member of garage cooperative

Comrade ... Anikeeva automatically eliminated.

Dagger only need one piece of paper.

How lovely. Sold me, right?

Incorruptible my time to bring - it is not to betray,

... It coming!

Do not hurry! The machine can find!

If the machine is found, we immediately insert

Anikeevu v ... Tovariševo reserves.

As it is all ugly!

Do not worry, we'll talk to you tomorrow in another place.

What do you have attacked?

The law is the law, not I wrote it.

In front of everyone I mark a piece of paper.

Here you will see this single unfortunate

Paper ... I'll get it.

Getting the draw!

Who's first?

Let me first.

I have a very good reason.

Let go, you're still bitterly regret me.

I'll get that line will

... Right on your site.

I garages we carry, like a freak town.

And this place will race buses.

Thank you.

Empty! Empty!

I'm clean.

Right! The truth is always on our side!

I'm scared.

On one piece of paper take! One by one!

And who then drew a cross-?

Comrades, I have not pulled.

Clear!

Comrades One piece of paper left!

Someone did not pull!

Pull lots.

Take out a piece of paper, you are our lucky.

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