All language subtitles for Where Do We Go from Here (1945)

Pardon me, Ms. Powell.

There's a Bill Morgan outside.

I'd like to talk to you.

Oh, yes, thanks.

Excuse me.

Hello, Bill.

Hello, silly.

What the Navy say?

Well, uh, same as the Army said.

Physically unfit, can't use you.

Don't bother us again.

Well, that's too bad.

Oh, what are you going to do?

What can I do?

Just wait, I guess.

Hope maybe there'll change their minds.

Keep on running the salvage, right?

Oh, well, that's something.

Well, sure.

Flicking possum pans, that's maybe
something.

Something any 70-year-old woman could do.

Bye.

Just wanted to tell you, I'll be running
along.

Oh, uh, why don't you stay a while?

I want to show you something.

I don't know, civilians are allowed in
here.

Oh, that's okay, I fixed it.

There's wonderful spy.

Good music?

Beautiful girls, how about a dance?

Oh, no.

I can't dance with civilians.

No, not for civilians.

Tell me, what can a civilian do around
you?

That's what I wanted to show you.

I'm seeing this many dishes since they
stopped bingo.

They're all yours.

Oh, my.

Sorry, you shouldn't have done it.

Oh, there's nothing at all.

You know, I just haven't remembered.

I think I left the water running in my
bathroom.

I better go in the bathroom.

No, I'll get your cold off and if I'm
going to take a 10 minutes to do them.

Oh, you mean we're going to do them
together?

Of course.

I'll bring the dirty dishes into you.

And... Well, let me tell
you what happened one

of these days, maybe
they'll reclassify me.

Might as well get used to KP.

Blue, isn't mine.

That's coming.

all at once.

My lucky star was glowing.

All at once I knew I'd met my once for
all.

For I found when I heard you hello-ing.

That my heart somehow
was answering... your call.

Once or twice.

I thought I'd met that someone.

But I soon found that that someone never
would do.

That I never would fall.

I'd given up my hoping when all at once.

My once for all was you.

For I found

that my heart somehow was answering your
call.

Whatever.

I'd given up my hoping when all at once.

My once for all was yours.

Well, Sally.

What are you doing?

I'll just try to wash a few dishes.

It wasn't expecting company, though.

Who still asked me to give your hand,
but the dishes.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Well, the health short is the way it is.

I've been having to do my own work lately.

But I don't think there's any comparison.

Maybe the fullness of my father was a
taxi.

This is fun.

When I get married, this
is the way my husband

and I are going to
spend our honeymoon.

Why don't you get married, Sally?

What?

I don't know.

Right guy never asked me.

The right guy comes along and asks him.

Wouldn't he resent it?

Not a piece of the right guy, wouldn't.

I thought it'd be grateful.

Not this club.

He'd have to think it was his idea.

None of those doves, eh?

Yes, one of those doves.

All the Navy uniforms are right.

But good ol' army, khaki, that's for me.

I hope you didn't mind my cutting hand.

Why?

I've been waiting all night for the
Marines to land.

It's my favorite uniform.

Look, you're... just dope, you're in love
with it.

Anybody I know?

I mean, put in a good word for you.

I think I need it.

No, but most fellows don't
realize how good girl really is

until they line out that a
lot of other fellows like her.

No, a fellow like Sophia, he's getting
something special.

What would you say in my behalf?

Well, I'd say you were very intelligent.

Thank you.

That's just about the worst thing you
could say about a girl.

Oh, and a minute you tell me finish,
I'd also say you were very dependable.

Good company?

I know, I know.

I'll bet I remind you of your sister.

Yes, now that you mention it, you do.

Come on, let's get on with the dishes.

See, they go on quick as we have a bigger
pan.

There's one up there.

Will you get it down for me?

Miss me?

Served you right.

And to think I had to pick him with a
father of my children.

Don't ask me here.

Where do we go from here?

I don't also tell you.

If I knew I wouldn't tell you,
you don't ask me here.

Where do we go from here?

Where do you are here?

Why should I go from here?

Morale is the gal that you're fond of.

Morale is the pal at your side.

It's the smile you are wearing.

The buck you are sharing.

It's your hometown filled with pride.

You're standing.

Morale isn't fireworks and speeches.

Morale has to start at the start.

It's here, it's there.

It's everywhere but nowhere, unless it's
in your heart.

What happened?

Morale is the gal at your fond of.

Morale is the pal at your side.

If the ride you are coming, the tune you
are home in harmony.

Yes, and praise pride, yes sir.

Morale isn't all we were wearing.

Morale has to start at the start.

It's here, it's there.

It's everywhere but nowhere, unless it's
in your heart.

Your U.S.O.

committee has picked the charming ditty.

Oh, it's a ditty.

It doesn't tell us anything we didn't know
before.

We like the way you sing it.

If there's a band you're ringing,
but we are here to swing it.

Oh, this land must take a band of girls.

Dancing for what we demand is right.

A band of girl, a band of dancing for.

In other words, your GI birds don't need a
song.

To keep her out, huh?

And if there's any doubt about it,
ask Dr. Gall.

We got Morale.

We got Morale.

We want a chance to dance.

We're wasting time.

It isn't private.

It's a chance for dance.

And we want a dance with Lucille Long.

Lucille was the girl we have gone.

It's here, it's there.

It's everywhere but nowhere, unless it's
in your heart.

The best is your heart.

Oh, Sally.

How's your hand?

Oh, that's all right.

You waiting for someone?

Yeah, I was waiting for Lucille.

Well, good night.

Good night, Sally.

You know that name, the red dress?

I mean, that was a solid name?

Yeah, the guy that gets next to that's an
awful lucky character.

Sorry to keep you waiting, Bill.

Oh, that's all right, Sally.

How about if I deep?

Oh, I can.

Ralph Porter called.

He's just been made a second lieutenant.

So I promised him I'd go out and celebrate
with him.

Yeah, but you promised me too.

Oh, I know I did, Bill.

But Ralph's only in town for a couple of
days.

I knew you'd understand.

Oh, sure.

Well, then, how about lunch tomorrow?

Oh, I can.

I've got a date with Jack Kruger.

He's an ensign, you know.

Dinner?

Captain.

Well, what about the home front?

Oh, but Bill.

Boy's in uniform, get to go out with girls
who are seldom.

Bye-bye.

See you, Ron.

Bye.

You'll let me help you.

No, no, for luck.

Oh, every little bit of help.

These things look like antiques.

They are.

Some of those pieces have been in my
family for 100 years.

That's very patriotic of you,
but I'm sure the government

doesn't expect you to
give up your family albums.

We're sitting in the attic.

They don't do any good.

I've got three boys in the army.

Any boys.

The youngest is just about your age.

See?

Why aren't you in uniform?

Oh, no, lady.

Don't you start that, please.

I'm trying to get me army.

The Navy, the Coast Guard, and the
Marines.

I'm 4F.

That means I'm supposed to be physically
unfit.

They just don't want me.

Oh, I know how you feel.

My nephew, they don't want him either.

Oh, he worries.

He can't sleep because he's 4F.

And he's 4F because he can't sleep.

I'd like to meet you now for some time.

Maybe we could walk the floor at night
together.

Somebody maybe they will change.

Those are worse.

I hope so.

Good night.

Good night.

Thank you.

Be with you in a minute, boss.

So they hit this glass out of my system.

Allie's the name?

How do you do?

Thanks, pal.

I've been waiting a long time for somebody
to rope that thing.

Where did you come from?

From the lamp.

That's what I thought.

Say, you haven't got a drink on you,
have you?

I'm a little thirsty.

I've been that thing for 2,000 years.

No, I haven't.

But, uh... Be glad
to get you one.

Don't bother.

I'll get it myself.

Well, here's mud in your eye.

I'm sorry, boss.

Sometimes I don't know my own strength.

What are you, a... Gremlin?

No, I'm a genie.

A genie.

Hmm?

Didn't you ever read the Arabian Nights?

You mean you're like a Latin?

Oh, bad.

There's an amateur.

Look here.

You want to see some real magic.

Get a load of this.

What can it do?

It asked me for something, and I'll show
you.

Go ahead, I owe you some wishes anyway.

You couldn't get me in the army,
could you?

You see, there's a girl asked me for
something hard.

How about, um...

How about a dozen paronilons?

No.

All I want to do is get in the army.

Well, if that's all you want, watch
closely.

Have a good day.

Two weeks to Christmas, figure it out
yourself.

I mean, what's the year?

Same year, it's been all year.

1776.

It's a matter.

Do you lose something?

Yeah.

Couple hundred years.

You know, Bill, you haven't been really
right in the head since Parker Hill.

How about that?

Yep.

Heath.

All right, man.

Here's our objective.

Follow me.

Some coffee soldier?

Yes, thanks.

Sally?

Please, how report you?

Well, Sally, I'm Bill.

Bill Morgan.

Well, I'm pleased to know you,
but I'm not your salary.

Oh, that's right.

You couldn't be good.

On to my mistake, I apologize.

Oh, that's all right.

I've been kissed many times by mistake
this year.

Perhaps someday I'll be kissed
deliberately.

Well, I'd be very glad to touch you all.

Honestly, you do look like this girl,
Oi.

Except for the hair, she's a redhead.

Well, underneath this powdered wig,
I am too.

What?

Pooten, sir.

Yes.

Pooten Smith.

Smith.

Well, that's Sally's name, too.

Maybe she's a cousin or something.

Well, where does she live?

In the Bronx.

Bronx.

No, we have no relatives in the Bronx.

We come from Brooklyn.

That's funny thing.

You've got the same dog, same eyes,
everything.

You're about the same age, too.

Oh, no, you couldn't be.

She was born much later.

I beg your pardon.

How old do you think I am?

No, what I mean is she's probably one of
your descendants.

Descendants?

I'm not even married.

Excuse me.

Oh, well, maybe she's an Andrew.

I could actually.

Oh, thank you, fellas.

You're my small, your own copy-d.

And let's not talk about her.

Let's talk about us.

All right.

Let's start with you.

What did you get into the army?

Just recently, I didn't guess about.

You boys are doing splendidly.

But I wish I knew how it would end.

Oh, it's in the bag.

I can give you the exact date that
Cornwallis was surrounded.

October the...

That's funny.

I heard it on the quiz kits program only
last week.

Anyway, we're sure to win.

I like your spirit.

It isn't this wall I'm worried about.

It's the one with the jabs.

The jabs.

When do we fight the jabs?

Oh, a hundred and seventy years or so.

Oh, you're a warrior.

You know, a hundred seventy years will all
be dead.

I don't know about you, lady, but not me.

Oh, any mortal?

Tell me.

What did you do before you went into the
army?

Discover the fountain of youth?

I saw a lot of mobiles.

Oh, automobiles?

No.

Oh, well, the automobile is sort of a
voiceless carriage.

What's this carriage?

What makes it move?

Usually the finance company.

What?

I don't know how to explain it to you.

Look, I've got it.

This invention does for characters.

What the steamboat did for navigation?

You know what?

Robert Folt lived with the steamboat,
don't you?

Steamboat.

Oh, that's right.

That was 18 now.

Well, you know what Robert Folt was going
to do with the steamboat, don't you?

No.

Excuse it if I'm lyrical, but the past is
just passing.

The future is the miracle.

The future is here to stay.

Be electric light by Edison.

Marconi's wireless wave.

The sulfur drugs in medicine.

The safety razor shave.

It all sounds so mechanical.

This dream that you adore.

Machines can be tyrannical.

And what's more.

The thing that seems to bother me is how
much happiness will there be?

Think of trains with a speed of lightning.

Oh, it all sounds rather frightening.

But I shall not mind those trains with
love remember.

Think of planes and the horseless
carriage.

Will there still be love and marriage?

I won't mind those cars and planes with
love.

The future looks bewildered.

All the shapes of things to be.

But so long as there are homes and flowers
and children.

The future is all right with me.

Think of talkies and television.

In my heart there's one decision.

I don't care what the future contains.

If love remains.

Will there someone to love?

The love of the future and who cares about
the best.

There is nothing like the present when
you're hard.

Things as...

That's George Washington, isn't it?

Yes, of course.

To think that I should live to see him.

I mean, do you think he should live to see
me?

Who's the guy with him?

General Benedict Arnold.

Benedict Arnold.

Somebody's got to tell Washington.

Tell him what?

Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute.

General Washington.

Sir.

Private Bill Morgan reporting,
Mr. President.

Forget that president, staff.

There will be no electioneering in this
army.

Yes, sir.

My first job is to win the war.

Of course, if I should be drafted to the
convention.

Oh, I understand, sir.

But off the record, I don't see how they
can pick anyone else.

Off the record, that's very nice of you.

But you didn't come here to discuss my
political prospect, did you?

No, sir.

It's about General Benedict Arnold,
sir.

General Arnold, well, what about him?

I wanted to warn you, sir.

I have reason to suspect he's a spy.

General Arnold, a spy.

Yes, sir.

All right, live it off, General.

You'll be sorry.

But whatever did you get that impression?

Well, that's right from the feedback,
General.

I got a right from his hawkheimer.

And who is Mr. Hawkheimer?

Well, she teaches at the Bronx High
School, sir.

And if you don't believe her, five will
get you ten, sir.

Your enthusiasm for our cause is better
than your judgment.

Hardly a spy.

I only wish she were.

I could use the good spy right now.

You could, sir?

Well, could I volunteer, sir?

I've always wanted to be a hero,
but I've had so few opportunities.

I'm afraid I need one with a better
balance.

The Hessian's out at Trenton.

Yes, I know, sir.

But how could you know?

I've only just found out myself 20 minutes
ago.

Miss Hawkheimer again, sir.

Let me go, sir.

I speak German.

You do?

Yes, I got 93 in Miss Hawkheimer's German
class.

Up to Lieber Augustin, Augustin.

Sir.

Of course, you know what happens to spies
when they're caught.

My only regret is that I have but one life
to give for my country.

Why, that's what Nathan Hale said.

I still say it, sir.

I like your stand.

In fact, I'm even beginning to like Miss
Hawkheimer.

Well, then, I want you to
go over to Trenton and find

out exactly how many
Hessians are stationed there.

Yes, sir.

It's imperative that I know.

Because I have a
plan whereby... I know.

Cross a Delaware down below and then sneak
up behind him.

Yes.

Something like that.

But I don't know if it would work.

Oh, it'll work, sir.

I'm positive of it.

Hawkheimer?

Hawkheimer.

Very well.

Go on, my boy, and God be with you.

And if you should come back, be sure and
give this Hawkheimer by to God.

Yes, sir.

Thanks.

Turn over.

Come on, it's better.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Give a sign.

Don't be idle.

Great.

Great.

Great order.

Great.

Great night.

Good night.

Great night.

Great.

Great.

Need a proceed.

Now it goes, it's great.

Great.

This is high enough.

Your side of thing.

The light is eerie.

And your theory is all else above thing.

That's great.

You love your hope.

Oh, you're that great.

Feel it up.

A drinking song is fine.

About the pleasures of the time.

But what about a song about the wine?

The good friend, I come in.

A song about the river.

This thing, you're the song of the wine.

Oh, that river's there such a fine land.

The sense of fighter, a love, so finer.

One, one, four, that's the time.

And never before much.

He's so on the basis we say to your faces,
unless there are no places like that.

Life is vegan.

Yeah, their son is familiar with the rain.

The rain is brand.

The heart is my heart.

The hair is yellow.

The girl is juzzier.

The girl is juzzier.

The girl's step closer.

Where's the story?

Yes, the story.

The story is my heart.

This is my heart.

The story is my heart.

This is my heart.

The story is my heart.

This is my heart.

This is my heart.

Every one of your Bianca's dreams come
closer.

This is my heart.

What about the Mother and Sister-land?

What about the Mother and the Sores?

Lucilla.

What are you doing?

God!

Who is that man?

I don't know, sir.

We don't look German to me, but we have
ever believed the foreigner.

Lucilla.

His name is Gretchen.

Oh, excuse me, Gretchen.

Could you bring me a nice time appears,
I ain't see so cool.

I've ate all the answers, officers.

Your name, please?

How did you say?

Your name, please.

My name is Hans.

Hans, Hans, how are you?

How are you?

How are you?

How are you?

That's a good German name.

And how are you?

Isn't this why I have Hans, how are you?

Is it with us, Mr. Polish?

Or is it with me?

The Yankees do this,
then he's... Oh, I don't know.

I guess my sympathies are with both of
them.

Sir!

A neutral.

We don't like neutral.

It's a round here.

No, no, no!

Nine, nine... See,
we're staying next.

Find sympathies with both of them
because...

Because after they get
through with this boy,

Germany will not send
both over their heads.

One day, Germany will lick the whole
world.

Germany will take over Europe with
America, with South America, with Africa,

with Australia, and so on as a writer.

Won't talk to me like the whole world.

We get our place in the sun.

After we take over the sun, we take over
the moon, from the stars.

Then we go after the polls.

We take over the North Pole, the South
Pole, the East Pole, and then the West Pole.

Then that leaves us nothing but the Polish
polls.

Then we polish our first.

Won't then we are ready for the big game.

No, today!

See, oil!

See, oil!

It does my hard...

Do you have some stock?

It is time to stop talking into act.

How many men we got here?

Not so many, only about 12 hundreds.

Only 1200.

That's good.

But we don't know how many tennis were
watching from here.

Who are you unfortunate?

What are you worried about him for?

He's only got a hundred and twenty men
left in his whole army.

Gentlemen, feet of the master race!

See, ha!

Give us out of ten to one in our favor,
and nobody can lick us.

I don't think ten to one is enough.

I like twenty to one.

Not truly.

But gentlemen, if we
are to be the master race,

we've got to be
satisfied with ten to one.

But how do you know
the kind of old walking

who only has a hundred
and twenty men left?

How do I know?

Because...

Because I got a letter from my uncle,
Professor Ludwig Barnes, or a problem.

He caught his impressionally.

And nobody can say my uncle, if he can't
count.

He graduated from Heidelberg with the
highest honors in mathematics.

Mr. von Mann here, who doubts my uncle
Ludwig?

No!

All right then, I give you a suggestion my
uncle Ludwig gave me.

You want to prove we don't need better
than ten to one?

It will take our moral conceivably.

All right then.

The next time General House
ends a dozen men to communicate

with you, you take ten dozen
men who will capture them.

But kind of how we sneak us and ally.

So bad!

If you don't double-cross an ally,
who you go to double-cross?

Yeah, yeah!

Whoa!

You captured the dozen men.

Then General House ends twenty men to find
out what happened to the first dozen.

So, you take two hundred men who will
capture the twenty.

Ten, we know positively that ten Germans
can lick one British.

Right?

All right!

It works on the British, we try it on the
Americans.

If it works on the Americans, we try it on
the Russians.

If it works on the Russians, that's loose.

That's like a good idea.

I take it up with General Raul.

General Raul?

Who's that?

That's me.

Yeah!

Hey!

I am the commanding officer here.

At your service, sir.

Are you... I was
just telling the boys.

Yes, I heard what you were telling the
boys.

Sounds very interesting.

Oh, you like it.

That, I didn't say.

I only said it sounds very interesting.

Well, it was just a suggestion.

It might be a very good suggestion.

You said your uncle was
a professor, a lieutenant

from Sauer, of the
university in Heidelberg.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's my uncle.

How curious is my uncle too?

Yes?

Yes?

Well, then we are relative, sir.

So it seems.

Which side of the family are you from?

It doesn't tell you are a taintelina.

Taintelina?

It gets more interesting by the minute.

There is no taintelina.

Well... It has all
the right to get out.

We are only two hundred, two one against
you.

But we are not afraid.

Yes, lovely.

Get up!

If you would like a last wish?

A last wish?

It was a wish that got me into this jam.

That's you.

There you have found Sauer, pardon.

Just a second.

I don't want to find Sauer, but I'm taking
my place in the history books.

It's an American hero.

The name is Bill Morgan of the Bronx.

Oh, that, I gladly fixed up for you,
thanks.

The pleasure is all mine.

You're at a carol?

Just a moment.

Have someone put this over his eyes.

And remember, I want this one back in good
condition.

The last two hundred years came back full
of folds.

You got so much trouble with the laundry
carol, you wouldn't believe it.

Up!

You were snaking the grass, you got me
into this.

You wanted to be in the army.

Well, but not this army, you'd dope.

Of course.

Something went wrong with the time element
on my gadget.

I haven't had straightened out yet.

Oh, it's fine.

But I'm working on it.

Stop this loose and thankful to be more
ready.

This is a coffee clutch!

Certainly going to look funny on my
tombstone.

4-19-10 died 17-76.

Don't forget to give it to Ripley.

I got you into this and I can get you out.

You've still got a couple of wishes left.

Thanks!

Can you swim?

I don't know.

I'd never try to withhold some of my
chest.

Why?

It's fine!

I was thinking of wishing you into the
Navy.

Oh, maybe.

What have you got to lose?

Abracadabra.

Right!

What Navy is this for Pete's sake?

Make up that rope, Taylor.

Christopher Columbus.

What's the meaning of this?

Oh, what?

The real thing.

I'm not the only paleo.

Well, watch out, that is either where you
get away without delay.

Unless you're suicidal.

But why?

I almost hate.

Whoa!

Are you complaints?

We offer for your mental scrutiny.

The reason for what mutin is.

You're believing that the world is round.

It's believed that we believe and sound.

The heartbeat are on the ground.

And so far we have found the world is
flat.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

You believe that we believe you know.

There is an antula for what we call.

There's no language for all, but you
believe it.

So we believe that you should be below
below below below.

Only the men are venting all their
passions.

They're tired of eating biscuit and
curations.

Yes, come over the stomachs.

They are not going to hold a cup of
getting nowhere.

They're fatter with their food.

They're fatter getting nowhere.

They're fatter with the food.

They are night we brood.

Fatter with the food.

Every night we are in tears.

Or we think of macaroni.

All this seems life for years.

Since we taste the mystery, long to drink
again that we know.

We're the boy from the middle.

We're going to follow you to change the
cronus.

I wish I was at home.

If I'm empty, I'd be empty.

It seems like eating a macaroni.

Since I'm full, I'll see you back for me.

For me, it's been a long time.

It's been a long time.

It's been a long time.

You will be gone outside.

Oh, Brahbar.

This afternoon was in great place.

I got a cup of ice, It's nothing sacred to
you.

Have you an all-o'ill day for royalty?

Can't be too fancy for your being.

I'm in the green fall of leaves of a
flower.

Don't you know that sailing worst man?

But very quickly at Spencer in the last
night, I'll hold we'll supply the means.

But he's a better green of green.

We'll be surprised of his.

He's a little hole and teary.

A pretty bracelet and eerie.

And if the journey turns, we return with
no returns.

He's a better green of green.

We'll be without any means.

He's a better yellow will be flat.

Like that.

Like that.

We'll have all the same best man.

All the great big big friends in the best
man.

And we'll use the voice of your supposio
by the means.

But he's a better green of green.

You know, he knows.

Have you forgotten your video?

Your wife, on Bandino?

Your salamillo.

On the first and prequel tune.

Are we nice or mean?

Looking up and then we can sail the phone.

You'll be leaving the world this round.

This believe that we believe and so.

And so we'll sail it east.

And you are full of jeez.

The world is flat.

It's round.

It's flat.

It's blue.

Black.

Black.

Stop.

What do you think you're doing?

Stop.

Oh, it should be stop.

What's he doing?

You can't but.

Well, we are about to see no big yet but.

When all the world is vocal.

This is my point of view.

I'd feel just like a yorko.

If I didn't sing along too.

What is there to do?

I'll hear the bellow through.

This trouble you're brewing, you should be
undoing.

You fellows don't get the idea.

The future you're failing if you don't
keep sailing.

The Nina, the pinter, the Santa Maria.

You're just being dumb to not know that
you'll come to a land.

That's the world's fantasy.

Oh.

No, no, no.

You'll rest on if you don't keep west on
the Nina, the pinter, the Santa Maria.

The Nina, the pinter, the Santa Maria.

The Santa Maria, the Santa Maria,
the Santa Maria.

What traffic terrific from Maine to
Pacific, what hustle and bustle you see are.

What rivers, what valleys, if nobody
dallies are Nina and pinter and Santa Maria.

The girls are breathtaking.

What rains you'll be staking.

So he's barking up the wrong tree.

What pictures you'll
pin up if you keep your

chin up on Nina and
pinter and Santa Maria.

The pinter, the Santa Maria, the Santa
Maria, the Santa Maria.

There will be 48 states and 135 million
residents.

And George Washington will be the first of
many presidents.

There will be cities like Chicago,
New York, New Haven and Highford.

And Minneapolis, not to mention Hollywood.

The global cinema, trappellists.

And all my heart is what fun and what
parties.

The Democratic Party and the GOP,
the Prohibition Party and the Boston Tea.

What a wonderful land in which to be
living.

Where you celebrate the Fourth of July,
St. Patrick's Day, and Thanksgiving.

And if you want an extra day off, what
you're doing to Columbus is a way off.

For the men you want to be trained.

Can't give you not only Columbus Circle
and Columbus Ohio, but also Columbus Day.

So think twice my friends before you doubt
Columbus.

Just imagine what happens to posterity
without Columbus.

No, New York.

For your mellow, no habit.

For Castello.

No, all of that nickels.

No hines and his pickles.

No land of the brave and the freer.

Just think what you're losing if West
you're not cruising.

The meaner, the pinter, the Santa Maria.

No radio city.

And who feed the kitty at Belmont Park and
Hialeah.

But you'll be unveiling the new world by
sailing.

The meaner, the pinter, the Santa Maria.

You certainly sold us along.

You have told us this more than romantic
across the Atlantic.

The new world we're failing if we don't
keep sailing.

The meaner, the pinter, the Santa Maria.

You see, we're right in the first place.

The world is round.

Round on flat.

That place is going to be called Columbus
land.

Okay, call it anything you want.

But I'll eat to find that island winds up
as Cuba.

Why don't you go right on to New York?

There's a real town for you.

New York, eh?

What's wrong with this place?

You take New York.

I'll take Cuba.

Man, we had for Cuba.

Even if it's only a mirage, I like it.

Lucilla!

Go away, Bertie, here, go away!

Lucilla!

Lucilla, don't speak to me.

All my life I wanted you to sit on my lap,
but it's no fun if you're not conscious.

We're there.

There?

There?

Four?

Me, kill him.

Brave, damn thing.

Oh, it was nothing.

So brave.

Huh?

Huh?

So... You remember?

No.

I spent... Oh!

Oh, it's not.

Not much if I can explain everything.

Don't explain them to great spirit.

Maybe he'll listen.

Well, you see, there was a beer,
wasn't there?

Yes, big beer.

Big beer.

Huh?

Big bowl.

Maybe it was a big bowl.

I don't know, I'm a stranger around here.

Too many strangers around here lately.

Every time chief come home, he'll find
squash sitting on strangers' lap.

Only this month.

Seven strangers.

Eight.

When you know catch him.

Big catch him.

We throw him back.

And too small.

Well, I'm not so tall myself.

Stand up, Missy.

Told him up.

Better say I'm prayer.

They don't like to scupple men until him
say I'm prayer.

Otherwise, not can sleep.

Well, the only prayer I know is a long
one.

How long?

Well, to do it right, it takes about a
year.

Too long, couldn't you?

Kind of maybe.

Well, I might be able to meet
you halfway and cut it down

to six months, but, of
course, it wouldn't be my best.

Six months.

Pretty long.

Couldn't make it five months, maybe.

No, I'm sorry, but six months is the best
I can do.

If you don't like it, you'll go ahead and
scout me now.

Of course, you'd probably have insomnia
for the rest of your life.

But what do you care?

Him got me in spot.

I'll tell you what you do.

Chief, why don't you
let me go away for six

months and say my
prayer is some other place.

I know you're some boring.

You and then I'll come back.

Pay your face, talk smooth.

So, pause them.

You'll come back, huh?

Yeah, I admit you've got a point there.

Decently awkward situation, eh,
what?

Quite all boy.

We got him, I do.

Suppose himself, pale-faced land.

And him stay here, and we go away.

Then chief knew where to find him,
pale-faced when him won him.

Sure, chief.

What?

Sell him all, Manhattan Island?

What's the difference?

In six months, I'll finish my prayer,
and then you come back and kill me,

and the island jurors again, and you'll
sleep like a log.

Maybe.

But where we live?

With my folks in Brooklyn.

I remember when your folks live with us.

Eat like pigs.

Where are you two go there and eat like
pigs?

Revenge and everything, and it's all on
me.

How much you give me for Island?

I can give you what it's worth.

Twenty-four bucks?

Worth them.

Twenty-six bucks.

According to Ms. Hawk, I'm with the
prices.

Twenty-four.

Take it or leave it.

Me, take it.

That's only twenty-three.

You're signed.

Pink.

Bill.

Morgan.

How you signed?

Me already signed.

Funny, you had it all made out.

The end-realist, they'd rack a long time.

Always prepared.

What was that name again?

Chief Badger.

Sure.

Name, game, after me.

Never hear of Badger Game.

It's the old Badger Game, and I walk right
into it.

You went it from the start, huh?

From the first start, hoping my idea.

I'm beginning to see through your type of
cylinder.

For more I see the less I like.

You know, say that before.

Come on, Toots.

Let's see if I can get rid of Brooklyn
now.

Shh.

Good boy, what do we know?

Come on, stop it!

Sucker.

Not when I wind up owning Manhattan for
twenty-four bucks.

Don't wish I could see the faces of those
Dutchmen when they get a load of this.

Now look what you've done.

You've got me looking like Buster Brown.

Well, you wish you could see the faces of
the Dutchmen.

Here you are.

Oh, I wish you...

Careful now.

You've only got one waist left.

You might need that to get you back to the
twentieth century.

Well, that's right.

Well, I'm not going to do any more wishes
until you get that gadget fixed.

You've had me in every century about the
right one.

Pick you up the tavern on the corner in
about an hour.

Uh, what happened?

Oh.

Abracadabra.

Good day.

Put them in here, Morgan.

Good day.

Good day.

Good day.

Good day.

Good day, Willem.

Isn't this I hope it's good?

Oh, fine, fine, thanks.

Uh, how's with you?

Oh, fine, fine.

Good day.

Good day.

Good day.

Good day.

Such polite people are out here.

You think they know me.

Good day with them, Morgan.

For lunch, do you mind if I go now?

Oh, what?

That's it for lunch.

Do you mind if I go now?

Oh, no, no, I don't mind.

Well, why should I?

Well, some bosses, they're mine when early
you get off.

Uh, do they?

Do they?

Some bosses, they mind when early you get
off.

What kind of talk is there?

Well, what do you know?

The village blacks, man.

Huh?

Try the thing once.

With Almighty Man, as he was strong and
sinewy hands.

Nothing.

Since we're in good anything, I'm Morgan.

Do for a greager.

I just came to tell you that marriage,
the night I am getting.

Anything to say, you have?

Well, congratulations, man.

The name of the bride asked you didn't.

Oh, well, who is the lucky lady?

The girl to be Mrs. Cleager is the one who
would be Mrs. Morgan.

You thought.

Mm-hmm.

And your papers smoke it for dirt.

Sally!

They mean her.

Good day.

Hey, Bob.

Could you tell me the name of that girl
sitting over there in the park?

Huh?

Well, that's right.

I mean, in the park, a girl there is
sitting.

there.

Her name, me, you could tell.

Awww!

Katrina.

Katrina.

Hello, Katrina.

Hello, Willam.

Well, you know me.

Please, Willam, to joke is no time now.

Did you?

You too, huh?

That's a matter, Katrina.

I mean, a creager I am marrying.

A creager?

A creager?

That big fat...

Oh, you can't do it.

Do you a difference it makes?

Of course to me a difference it makes.

I love you.

Oh, Willam.

Do you hear that all my life I've waited?

I know.

I guess I... I was loved you.

I just didn't know what that's all.

I thought was in your heart that blonde.

Well, I thought so too,
but I found out about

her, and she belongs
to the badger game.

Her type I know.

But one you I couldn't.

Jealous I was, you would have thought.

Oh, but you don't have to be jealous
anymore.

Blams are from that, sir.

Why don't you be married, Sally?

Oh, did you see that?

Never.

I mean, they're a creager marrying,
I am.

Tonight, 730, the church at.

But why are you marrying a creager?

If Mary, you might, don't pop us far away,
he takes.

Oh, one of those guys that goes around for
closing mortgages, huh?

Well, I'm going to marry the daughter of
somebody else's mortgage.

Somebody else's daughter, he doesn't want.

Me, he wants just.

Well, you, he just can't have just,
and that's, that's final.

We'll lose in my papa, he's fine.

I don't know he won't.

A creager can't dispossess him if he
doesn't own the poverty, can he?

No, I won't.

Off is the wedding, man.

No, no, on is the wedding, man.

There'll just be a different bridegroom,
that's all.

I'll continue to see it now.

You're the only girl in the world for me.

So funny, Willam, you talk.

Oh, what I mean is, I see it now,
I can.

For me, in the whole world, the only girl
you are.

So glad I am.

But change your mind, what made you?

Well, all at once hit me, suddenly it did.

All at once, my lucky star, a glow.

All at once, my once for all, I met,
I knew.

All I threw, soon I, from head to toe,
was.

Was and raptured my heart, when came you
in view?

I saw once, was meeting I, some,
some one.

But was finding quick, some, someone,
wouldn't she do?

Never, I felt, would fall.

By hoping up, I'd give it back.

When all for once, and once for all,
was you.

Gentlemen, in order, this seems to be.

I'm afraid, think you are Morgan,
where he wants to see.

As I saw, I'm sure to do that.

Oh, the hand, think you are Morgan.

If you go through this, you actually do
thousands of families.

This was a sweet, I'm sure to do that.

You don't want to.

Well, what do you think I ought to do
about it?

I'm going to have an poster.

To do the honesty,
the decent thing, to the

west in this company,
the land you should sell.

In that way, from this can come to evil.

All right.

How much do you think I ought to sell the
island for?

Well, let's see.

It's in solar formality, it is.

For the island, twenty-four dollars,
your ancestors paid.

Suppose the twenty-four dollars to you
will refund it.

To that, gentlemen, what would you say?

Certainly, yeah.

Why are you bunch of chislers?

Don't you think I know how much the
property is worth?

Don't you think I know how much money the
company is making?

Why can take the whole thing away from you
and ruin every one of you?

But just because I
don't want to hurt a lot of

innocent people, I say,
all right, I'll sell it to you.

And what do you offer me?

Peanuts.

No, no, me and him.

Can I go for you, too, man?

Have you been chiced in?

Oh, if you'd like to make me a reasonable
offer?

Of course, a reasonable offer.

What consider would you?

Well, let's see.

I don't want to die too, Rich.

Shall we say a million golders?

Oh, yes!

That's only about $100,000, isn't it?

A million golders!

It has very cheap, too.

And I'll take it to leave it.

That's how he will operate.

He must be seen soon.

Oh, well, a battle he has gone in him.

Oh, man!

Oh, man!

Oh, man!

Thank you, gentlemen.

A minute, just... The bill
of sale signed, you happen.

Oh, that's right.

Thank you.

There we are.

A minute, just.

Now what?

That listing here, Krieger.

You have?

Yes.

I'll sell it properly.

1 million gold.

Personal property tax, 1%, 10,000 gold.

12,000 tax?

20%, 200,000 gold.

City of sales tax, 2%, 20,000 gold.

Inheritance tax, 65%, 650,000 gold.

School tax, 2%, 20,000 gold.

Income tax, C, Schedule A, 100,000 gold.

Pole tax, 50 gold.

Total taxes, 1 million, and 50 gold.

Deficit?

50 gold.

Right.

You'll never get away with this.

What evading taxes is a penalty six
percent a month, and in jail fifty years.

What have you taken every cent?

All I've got left is a suit on my back.

A bad suit, it's not.

It's 25,000 gold, and it'll be allowing.

All right.

That gives him 25 years in jail only.

Take it off!

No!

An angel, if I had the wings of...

You've got to wait to treat you.

I've got to let me out of here in 25
years.

Oh, buddy.

All right.

Hello, baby.

Why were you when I needed your most?

Where were you?

You promised to meet me.

It's a tavern at one o'clock.

And there it is.

It never gives you up.

But I drink enough for both of us.

So everything is all right.

Oh, sure, everything just dandy.

It certainly is.

I've been celebrating all over the town.

That's fine.

I lose my girl and you celebrate.

What were you celebrating?

What was I celebrating?

This.

That fella fixed it.

All right, so what?

So what?

So now for your last wish I can get your
back to the 20th century.

You can.

But with my pants on, with your pants on,
with your brand new suit, with two pants.

And then the army.

In the army.

Oh, boy.

Wait a minute.

I've been in the army in the Navy.

Help out the Marines.

The Marines?

They're so tough.

Tough.

Well, what about me?

I sailed with Columbus.

I fought with Washington.

Okay, okay.

The Marines are there.

Fine.

And pretty.

What's the matter?

What about Katrina?

She'll be all right.

She'll be all right.

She'll be all right.

She'll have to marry Krieger now.

She can't do it.

I wish that we could take her with us.

Okay, but we left the race.

She's probably walking down the aisle with
Krieger, right?

Yeah, I got to pick her up on a magic
carpet and fly away with her.

Oh, no.

That's a matter.

Can't you work a magic carpet?

Sure, but carpets are off a little
fashion.

Besides, they're drafting.

Well, you've got to think of something.

Don't worry about it.

Leave it to me.

I hereby pronounce you man and...

How does it look?

If I can get there before the chains of
draft laws again, I think I've got a chance.

Okay, Joe.

Joe!

Sure.

Don't worry about it.

I'll fix it.

Good job, Harper.

Why don't you think you're all alone?

Captain Williams.

That's right.

Well, all right, I'll send him right over.

I beg your pardon.

You still think I'm dependable and
intelligent?

No, I think you're dumb and beautiful,
but I love you.

That's what a girl likes to hear.

Get a load of this draft card,
Joe.

Born February 12, 852 BC.

You know what the penalty is for getting
wrong information to your draft board,

but you don't believe me asking my father.

Oh, come on.

Come now!

Catch, hook!

Right, John-er!

Hurry!

Don't ask me.

Let your hands out of the same as I did.

The right has to start at the start.

It's here to say it's there to say it's
everywhere, but nowhere.

Unless it's in your bar.

Unless it's in your bar.