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What is this about?
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I guess...
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professionalism.
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At least going
through the motions
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of doing the job
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and pretending
it matters.
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You're firing me?
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Henry,
I need this job.
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Well I'm sorry,
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Okay, this's kind
of what I'm talking about.
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Am I un-fired?
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No--
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I just lost my job,
I need a drink.
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Please, Henry, don't--
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Look, I warned
you three times.
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Tim, what am I supposed to do?
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Not give a shit like
a human being.
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--all you had to do was be
on time and not get drunk.
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It's not a difficult
job description.
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It's because I was
born short.
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What? No, no--!
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You think it's easy holding that
fucking tray up so high--?
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Tim, this is only because
you're a shitty worker.
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Henry?
That's it.
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The promoter's looking for you.
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Yes, just in a second,
Lydia.
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Boss's busy firing me 'cause
I make him uncomfortable.
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It's, it's not true.
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My car payments.
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I'm gonna lose my car and
my life will collapse,
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because of you.
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Are you happy?
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No, I'm not happy.
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You love the power.
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The big boss man.
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You're gonna think about this
tonight and jerk off.
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*
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Does this seem okay to you?
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Oh, you look so handsome,
sweetie.
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Really?
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No hotpockets, honey.
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Just salad, study
the Hannah Montanas, and bed.
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You gotta a new headshots?
Again?
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yeah, when my base jumping
movie comes out,
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Be bumped up to B list.
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Gotta rebrand you know--
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It's described
in his contract.
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Not only does this have six
layers not five,
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but it has four sides.
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Okay, I understand.
You don't.
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The man's a practicing
Satanist.
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Five is very important
to them.
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Five layers.
Five sides.
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The pentagram.
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You give a Satanist
a four- sided sandwich,
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that's like giving Golda Meir
a fucking baked ham.
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We're on it, we have new ones
ready to go.
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Henry, thank you.
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If Jackal Onassis bitches
to me about one more thing.
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No problem.
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Those ready to go?
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No.
No.
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Hey, Henry, check this out,
what do you think, man?
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Kyle, not now.
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Roman, the encore just ended
I need these right now.
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What the fuck do you want
from me, I'm alone, here.
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Where's Tim?
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Henry fired him.
What?
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Okay, Alan's sending
a replacement.
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Actually,
it's someone we know.
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Why'd you fire Tim?
Tim's awesome.
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Because Tim didn't give
a shit about the job.
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Which is something I actually
wanted talk to everyone about.
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Okay attitudes have been getting
a little lax around here,
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so I just wanted to
ask everyone
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if we could just act
more professional?
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What, I'm trying to
be serious here, Roman.
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I know, that's why
it's funny your posture--
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Just for tonight,
can you please try and pretend
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to give even one millionth
of a percent of a shit.
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Wow, when did Knute
Rockne show up?
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Casey. Welcome,
thank you,
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you know,
the for the short notice.
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Everybody you remember Casey?
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Oh Lydia, I'm sorry,
Casey Klein.
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Hi.
Oh, Welcome.
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Thank you.
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Casey's the replacement?
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Dude, isn't that kind
of awkward?
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It's not,
I knew she was coming.
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Hey, Casey.
Yes.
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Tell me if it's cool or--?
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Cool, yeah.
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You're wearing a blouse?
that's cool.
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No, they told me it was
a unisex chemise.
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I think it's lovely.
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Thanks.
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Hey team leader.
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That's fuckin' crazy
that you're team leader.
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Yeah. We're kinda slammed,
tonight so--
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Okay, is there something
I should do?
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Shit.
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Goddamit!
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Kyle, Roman,
you take that one.
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Here, can you pick those up?
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[ rock music playing ]
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Born out of Satan's anus,
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--it's stupid.
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Satan's a fallen angel.
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He can't poo,
he doesn't have an anus.
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Must be awkward
seeing Casey again, yeah?
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I think I'll be
able to manage.
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So, Uda must be fierce
in the sack, huh?
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Actually, this
isn't a conversation
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I'm going to participate in.
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You don't have to.
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It's common knowledge that
uptight, controlling women
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are sexually explosive.
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Casey!
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God, I'm glad to have a girl
in this big boys club.
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Yeah.
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You're so pretty. You
have to be an actress.
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Oh god, Thank you.
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No, I'm actually
a Comedian.
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Oh.
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Like Whoopie Goldberg?
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Sort of.
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Ed, my ex, hates
Whoopie Goldberg.
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He said that women
shouldn't do comedy
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because they're not
naturally funny.
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Well, club owners, many
of them think that way.
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and he has issues
with blacks.
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So why he would have
an affair with one,
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that is a question
for a psychologist.
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Or as Ed would say,
a "Jew Faggot."
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Serious Jackal,
it was brilliant.
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It was fuckin' brilliant.
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Ah thanks, Todd, thanks for
being so full of shit, man.
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and I wanna fuck
your wife so--
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blah, blah, blah,
bullshit from you man.
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Ah corrected sandwiches.
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Very sorry for the mix up.
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Ah come on man I get bullshit
from everybody in my life,
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you can't seriously be
very sorry about sandwiches!
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This is your ex-husband?
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Very Ex.
Yes, very Ex.
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Ug. Me and Escapade left
him back in Wapato.
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Escapade,
that's Your car?
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My daughter
the future star.
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Daughter.
She acts, sings, dances.
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Does comedy.
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We sure love it if you gave us
pointers on being funny.
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Oh god, I don't--
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Ohh.
Um, I mean I can try.
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I don't know what
I can tell you guys.
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Okay.
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Umm.
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How are you doing?
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Because Kyle told
me you and Henry
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use to--
[ making sounds ]
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Oh, yeah, no, it was
a very longtime ago,
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It really not a big deal.
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I know how it
is because,
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After my divorce,
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I still worked as
the receptionist
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at Ed's exterminating
service,
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Cramped together,
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hate and lust all--
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Yeah that doesn't--
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sound great,
but it's so not--
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We'll do a sign.
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A sign?
we'll do a sign.
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If you feel uncomfortable
at any time,
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give me the sign,
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Great.
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So you're not sorry.
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Finally, some reality,
thank you.
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Well you're welcome.
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Is there there
anything else--?
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You know,
I wanted all this.
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It's my fault.
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I wanted the fame.
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Success.
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You know the gypsy curse?
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Your whole body is
covered with warts.
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"May you get
everything you wish for."
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That's my curse.
Sorry to hear that.
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We actually I have to go-
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Oh what do you have real life
responsibilities?
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yes.
I wish I had those.
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I want those.
I have a fake life.
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I have fake friends,
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fake conversations,
fake experiences-
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the pussy
and money that's real.
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Look the pussy's here
for the fame.
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And what the fuck is money?
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It's mortar holding up
stinking walls of bullshit.
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Know what I
wish I could buy?
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Being you guys.
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A real guy,
an ordinary job.
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This is a day job.
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I'm a writer, hard sci-fi
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But you deal with reality,
you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah I know
what you're sayin',
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and that's why I think this
is actually not all that bad.
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Okay-- okay so then
let's switch, man.
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Just for tonight.
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I mean, being me's easy,
man,
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all you gotta do is throw
on some make-up,
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act like a total dick
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and let girls throw themselves
at you, what do you say?
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Yeah, I'm in,
what?
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I can do it.
[ ringing ]
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You've got a girlfriend!
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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What?
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Um, okay...hold on.
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I am very sorry,
I have to go.
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Roman, on the back bar?
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Don't worry about me.
Now?
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Okay.
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Ron?
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Yes, Henry Pollard!
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The big boss man!
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Ah shit!
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I saw the van
and I was like,
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please let this be
Henry's crew!
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Yeah!
Yes!
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Wow, it's been a while.
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Hey how's Soup R Crackers?
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Great experience.
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Yeah.
Yes.
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I need you to get
me backstage.
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Oh, I don't know, Ron,
it's a crazy night,
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and I could get in trouble
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No, I get it, I was
team leader, sure,
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absolutely, I get it.
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I need you to do
me a favor,
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Will he do it?
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I can call Paco,
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No, no do not call Paco,
I got it.
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It's Mandy.
It's my lady friend.
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She's a Big Jackal Onassis
fan.
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I promised to
get her backstage
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for an autograph.
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Henry, come on buddy,
I need a miracle.
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Just try to keep a low
profile, okay.
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I'm backstage
at Jackal Onassis!
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Jesus.
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I'm gonna get
my drank on!
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Ah excuse me,
where's Roman?
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He's in make-up.
We switched.
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Jackal Onassis?
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I want to be called "Dennis."
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Oh fuck.
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Hey listen,
don't be mad at Roman.
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I said I'd have you all fired
if he didn't switch.
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Or if you tell anyone,
so don't tell anybody.
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I just wanna be
a real guy, man.
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But this isn't real,
it's fake.
262
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,786
It's kind of real.
It's not real.
263
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:19,820
It's realish.
264
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,588
Can I get a beer?
265
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,691
Yes you may.
266
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:31,932
In the cooler,
check wristbands.
267
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,968
Coming right up.
268
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,569
There you go, sweetie.
269
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,571
Don't "sweetie" me,
asshole.
270
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,841
Oh that is real, she just
called me an asshole.
271
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,810
That is fantastic.
272
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,012
So what's your
girlfriend's name, man?
273
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,848
My girlfriend?
Yeah.
274
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,049
Uda. Why?
275
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,583
Just shooting the shit,
with my co-workers
276
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,019
that's what I do.
277
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,620
What line of work
is she in Buddy?
278
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,088
Also catering.
279
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,958
So it's kind of boring,
consider the shit shot.
280
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,260
That is great.
Know what's actually boring?
281
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,195
Fucking models in penthouses.
282
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,731
Really, that's boring?
Yep.
283
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:04,865
That doesn't
sound boring to me.
284
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,266
Try doing it a hundred's times--
285
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,801
Still not boring.
286
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,303
Malibu and coke and
a Goldshlagger shot.
287
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,172
Coming right up.
288
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,074
Hey, how's my boy doing
as team leader?
289
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,375
This guy's terrific.
290
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,609
I used to be his boss.
291
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,078
Where the fuck is
Jackal Onassis?
292
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,080
The show ended like
an hour ago.
293
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,648
Hey what did I say sweetie,
294
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,116
We'll get that autograph-
295
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,752
Why? Why do you want his
autograph anyway,
296
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,986
He's just a guy.
297
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,155
He's awesome and
fucking famous?
298
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,057
God, who're you?
A bartender nobody
299
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,825
who makes shitty drinks.
300
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,027
I'm a bartender nobody!
301
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,263
Okay, how awesome is that?
302
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,098
This is really fun.
303
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:58,051
You are so awesome.
304
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,086
Yeah.
305
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,888
I'm freaking out.
306
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,090
Can I please
get an autograph?
307
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:06,293
Yeah, Why don't we go
to my dressing room,
308
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,061
the three of us,
309
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,063
I'm gonna do you first.
310
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,932
Does that turn you on?
311
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,837
I was just joking.
312
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,072
[ laughing ]
313
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,941
You know, jokes.
314
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,883
Hey, um, we need glasses
at the back bar, please.
315
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,218
Okay.
316
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,688
So what we don't see each
other for nine months,
317
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,058
and that's your big
opening line?
318
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,828
Um, yeah, I'm sorry
319
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:45,966
I had to fire a guy, Roman's,
doing something weird,
320
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,870
there's a new guy, it's
just...weird night.
321
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,271
Very weird.
322
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,206
How, how have you been?
323
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,975
I've been fine.
324
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,144
The Cruise was good.
325
00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:01,882
I, you know, I worked on my act,
didn't get a stomach virus,
326
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,317
which I consider to be
some kind of coo.
327
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,318
That is terrific.
328
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,055
and now I'm back,
working the grind-
329
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,222
Great.
330
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,925
Oh I'm seeing somebody, now.
331
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,127
which is purely by way
of information,
332
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,931
it's make any sort of awkward-
Hi Lydia.
333
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,199
Hi.
334
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,769
Do you need something?
335
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:27,975
No. Nope.
336
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,742
How are you?
I'm good.
337
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,144
Yeah, how's acting?
338
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,412
Acting?
yeah.
339
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:37,150
Um, no I'm just ah--
you know, team leading.
340
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,185
Right.
341
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,921
--this is where
the magic happened.
342
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,024
I called it
"the prep zone--"
343
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,025
Hey!
344
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,961
Casey Klein,
Casey Klein?
345
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,329
Oh my god!
346
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,299
Ron? What're
you doing here?
347
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,035
Oh, Mandy, Casey.
I was her boss.
348
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,069
are you guys are back togeth-?
349
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,171
No.
350
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,440
How's Soup R Crackers?
351
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:04,544
Great experience,
unbelievable.
352
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,379
That's great, Ron-
I'm really happy for yo--
353
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:10,017
But this is the best part,
this beauty,
354
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,252
Mandy came in to
apply for a cashier job
355
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,054
and I just had
this feeling, you know,
356
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,356
I just wanted to
make her happy.
357
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,325
So he hired me.
358
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,860
yeah, mission accomplished.
359
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,996
Until it cratered,
Which sucks,
360
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,198
Cuz now I'm at IHOP
and it blows-
361
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,566
But ,what do you
mean it cratered?
362
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,469
What happened?
Nothing!
363
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,205
Nothing, nothing happened,
I did everything right!
364
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,207
It should've
been huge.
365
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,277
Bad economy,
what do you think of?
366
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,878
Soup Kitchens,
Bread lines.
367
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,880
All you can
eat salad, right?
368
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,283
But what's corporate do with
this opportunity?
369
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,553
They fuckin' go bankrupt.
370
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,988
Ron, we gonna get
the autograph
371
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,423
or just look at bars
and kitchens?
372
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,860
Yes, yes, Autograph!
373
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,362
Good to see you, Ron.
374
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,498
Ah, good memories.
375
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,567
I'm coming, I'm sorry.
376
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,835
Yeah, so it's weird night.
377
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,172
That girl is like eleven.
378
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,173
Huh, glasses?
379
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,075
Glasses. Glasses.
380
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,010
Henry.
Hey.
381
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,080
can you remind your guys
to lock the door
382
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,247
when they go to the van?
383
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,983
Because people try
to sneak in.
384
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,884
Of course sir,
I'll take care of it.
385
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,353
And can you tell the bartender
to go easy on the booze,
386
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,854
cause it's--
Sure, yeah.
387
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,156
Good, good,
388
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,857
No picnic,
being boss, huh?
389
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:25,993
That's true.
390
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:29,529
"We having fun yet?"
You look like that guy.
391
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,597
From those beer ads.
392
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,866
Yeah, yeah,
I get that a lot.
393
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,569
I mean everything you said,
I'm doing it.
394
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,471
They're just
not going for it.
395
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,941
The contempt part's
really is important.
396
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,910
I have total contempt.
397
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,579
for these dumb bitches
like, brainless-
398
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,148
I don't know what
to tell you, Roman.
399
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,017
You want to have sex
with them?
Yes!
400
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,884
Okay, well that's the problem,
you have to not want it.
401
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,486
If you want it
they're not into it.
402
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,589
It's like
xeno's paradox-
403
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,358
I can't see
shit without my glasses.
404
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,428
Is that blond hot?
405
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,562
the one with the tights
with the eyeliner?
406
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,896
I don't know I can't tell.
407
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:04,964
It's a man.
408
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,299
Fuckin' shit.
409
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,500
I think I saw some pretty
damaged looking slunts
410
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,036
over by the snack try though.
411
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,270
That's my type.
Do it.
412
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,073
Mr. Jackal, Mr. Jackal,
413
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,207
I have a very special
lady friend,
414
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,743
who'd love you autograph.
Fuck off loser.
415
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,513
Excuse me.
416
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,150
Hey, you must be the new guy.
417
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,184
Yeah.
418
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,618
Hey, hey, how's
it going with Henry?
419
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,454
It is going fine with Henry.
420
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,688
Thank you
for asking again.
421
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:29,689
I'm Dennis.
422
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,058
You must be Uda.
423
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,260
What no.
I'm Casey.
424
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,561
That's so weird that
you'd say Uda.
425
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,430
I just, Well I know Henry is
dating this caterer Uda, So--
426
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:43,336
Henry's dating Uda Bengt?
427
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:47,374
Blonde, works for
Valhalla catering?
428
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,610
Isn't it something
how guys always rebound
429
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,212
to your opposite?
430
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,214
My ex, his new girlfriend,
431
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,049
is a professional athlete,
432
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,218
She's got triceps that would
make her hat fly off.
433
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,120
Hey. How's it going guys?
434
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,488
Ah, fine--
435
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,624
Casey, may I speak to you in
the next room for a moment?
436
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,026
Um, sure, what do you
need help with?
437
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,095
Nothing, I don't need
anything.
438
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,197
I thought we were
doing the getaway.
439
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,731
What are you talking about,
what does that even mean
440
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:12,999
Doing the getaway.
441
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,101
Didn't you give the sign?
442
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,368
I didn't do the sign.
443
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,369
I don't know what
the sign is.
444
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,604
You totally did the sign.
445
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,106
It's this.
446
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,975
There's no way, I've
never done that in my life.
447
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,246
So, the host complained you're
making the drinks too strong-
448
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,980
Am I gonna get fired, man?
449
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,048
How intense
would that be--?
450
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,550
You are terminated.
451
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,052
Give me your key card.
452
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,454
He just wants
to save on booze.
453
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,557
Okay, well, Pinching pennies,
I never thought of that.
454
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,127
That is fuckin'
adorable.
455
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,262
This whole thing is awesome,
thank you so much.
456
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,663
No problem.
457
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,565
Hey what's going on
with you and Casey?
458
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,699
Nothing. Why?
459
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,767
Just, when I talked
about your girlfriend,
460
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,602
she got a little weird.
461
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,777
weird like upset or--
Just weird.
462
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,514
Weird.
463
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,583
Just those eyes,
those vacant eyes,
464
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,286
so what do I do, I give them
something to live for
465
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,488
sort of a direction,
a hope, a future.
466
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,157
You guys ever heard
of Nitche?
467
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,159
Hey, Jackal Onassis, man,
468
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:15,562
Hey I just wanna say, I really
respect your act.
469
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,796
I'm in a band myself,
470
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:20,600
Yeah I bet you are,
what is it emo pop bullshit?
471
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,670
It's kind of like emo,
but, like, poweremo,
472
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,305
That sounds shittier
than emo.
473
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,573
You guys play around?
474
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,408
Yeah, at Cherry, Ice Castle.
475
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,442
You should check us out.
476
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,743
You guys would fuckin'
love us.
477
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,179
Wait, how many albums
have I sold?
478
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,180
Eight million.
479
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,314
That's right,
eight million,
480
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,715
So why the fuck are
you guys talking to him--?
481
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,250
We've got a show coming up
next weekend.
482
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,719
You guys should come,
I'll put you on the list.
483
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,354
Wait, were you on
"Society Kids?"
484
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,655
Yeah yeah.
485
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,392
You were the Harvard guy?
486
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,526
I do a lot of acting,
487
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,127
And some modeling-
488
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,329
Ah security.
489
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,264
What's the problem, sir?
490
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,300
I'm trying to talk
to these girls.
491
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,168
And the problem is--?
492
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,336
He's talking to them.
493
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,737
But, from a security angle--
494
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,473
Hey man, I just wanted to say,
I have mad respect for you.
495
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,575
Hey, give me you guys'
names.
496
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,480
Are you fuckin' serious?
497
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:13,586
Oh my god,
I'm like your hugest fan.
498
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,223
I'll do anything
for an autograph.
499
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,793
Anything?
500
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,629
Home sweet home.
501
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,163
Lemme just find a pen,
502
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,132
Those skulls are awesome.
503
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:29,769
Yeah I'm thinkin' of getting rid
of them, they're old.
504
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,571
You want me to sign,
one of these photos?
505
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,540
Actually, would you
mind doing two?
506
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,209
Okay, your want one
for your friend?
507
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,444
For my twins.
508
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,688
Sorry.
509
00:19:56,596 --> 00:20:00,533
She says she's okay,
but I worry.
510
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,669
You know what, Henry's
the one I'm worried about.
511
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,237
Henry? Why?
512
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,772
Yeah, she dumped him.
513
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,140
Yeah booked a gig,
left him high and dry.
514
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,142
It was fuckin' cold.
515
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,778
Ah, he didn't mention
that to me.
516
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,247
He probably feels emasculated
517
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,215
and super embarrassed and stuff.
518
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,417
Sure he does, that's classic
Henry, right Kyle?
519
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,518
That's right.
520
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,152
And now they have
to work together.
521
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,789
Can you even image what
he must have done to her?
522
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,257
Malibu and coke.
523
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:28,328
Has anybody seen
my little lady friend?
524
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,662
What are you lookin--
525
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,299
Ah-- I warned him.
526
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,700
Workplace romance.
527
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,435
Bad idea.
528
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,237
I've got a team to run, these
two are screwing in closet.
529
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,373
Seizing that desperate
moment amid the drudgery,
530
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,641
That is some real life,
you guys.
531
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,510
Henry and Casey aren't
even right for each other.
532
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,645
Henry's much better
off with Uda.
533
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,879
You can tell there's
something still there
534
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,515
they're totally
awkward together.
535
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,817
Wait...Henry's dating Uda Bengt?
536
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:58,525
Yeah.
Totally.
537
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,561
Ah can I talk
to you for a minute?
538
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,962
Yeah.
539
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,465
If this is weird for you,
I can totally get Alan
540
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,599
to send someone else.
541
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:07,967
No, no-
It's no big deal.
542
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,736
Not at all.
543
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,972
Well Dennis told me
you're seeing Uda,
544
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:17,344
So if you told Dennis that
and you didn't tell me.
545
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,346
then I figure that things
probably kind of weird for you.
546
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,481
Well, I going to tell
you, but--
547
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,882
What?
548
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,651
I didn't want it
to be awkward.
549
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,487
Well I don't want it
to be awkward either.
550
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,622
Obviously, but it kind of is.
551
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,891
So I don't know.
552
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,560
Well if it's too weird,
I can call Alan,
553
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,395
and have Mundo here
for tomorrow.
554
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,663
It's up to you.
555
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,307
Not the sign.
556
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,844
I don't know,
okay I don't, I can't--
557
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,245
Here look, I have a coin,
558
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:57,517
I'll flip a coin?
How 'bout that?
559
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,519
Whoooo! I got it!
560
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,287
He is so cool!
561
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:02,389
You got the autograph?
562
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,424
Yeah! On my tits!
563
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:09,396
Oh. On both of them?
564
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,797
It doesn't say Jackal Onassis.
565
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,265
Maybe it's his real name,
I don't know what it is-
566
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,501
Arnold Shirling.
567
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:15,802
And look.
568
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,905
And look, Lucky
I shaved yesterday.
569
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,907
"Roman DeBeers."
570
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,375
What's that?
571
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,945
Roman DeBe--
572
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,647
Roman!
573
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:28,681
What?
574
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:29,816
Roman!
575
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:33,953
Who's that?
576
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,955
Heads.
577
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,924
So I'll stay.
578
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,026
So heads we stay?
579
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,662
I was heads?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
580
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,432
Come on you asshole,
You fucking weasel!
581
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,733
That's my lady friend!
582
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,401
What the fuck, man!
583
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,069
She said anything
about a boyfriend.
584
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,839
Ron, god,
don't embarrass me.
585
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,407
God, is that Roman?
586
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:55,742
I told you,
crazy night.
587
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,544
You can't be jealous,
he's a superstar--
588
00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:01,347
No, listen to me,
that isn't Jackal Onassis!
589
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,450
It's Roman.
I was his boss!
590
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,351
I knew it,
see he had no aura.
591
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,019
Wait, so who just
signed my tits
592
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,055
and veejay wasn't
Jackal Onassis,
593
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,390
it was just some guy?
594
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,692
The difference
is what folks, come on?
595
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:13,760
Oh, yuck!
596
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:14,994
Kill him, Ron!
597
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,162
I'm gonna fuckin' rip your--
598
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:24,403
[ groaning ]
599
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:25,705
What the fuck?
600
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:26,706
How long does this last?
601
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,508
Jackal, I'll handle it.
602
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:29,876
All right,
Where's her wristband?
603
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,744
Do they even have passes?
How'd they get in?
604
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,513
How'd you get in here?
605
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,915
He let us in.
606
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,083
Henry?
607
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,618
Come on, you're suppose
to be the leader,
608
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:39,719
and set an example.
609
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,020
Now I'm gonna have
to call your boss.
610
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,622
Okay, she meant me.
611
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:43,756
I let them in.
612
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,592
Yeah, it's the bartender.
613
00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:46,626
I'm really sorry, boss.
614
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,561
Please don't fire me.
615
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:49,829
Right.
616
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:51,664
Right.
617
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:56,368
Don't worry Jeff,
I'll take care of this.
618
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:57,770
Dennis.
619
00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,005
You're fired.
620
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,576
His first day.
621
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,545
Poor Dennis.
622
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,484
What a night.
623
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:12,785
And I got fired.
624
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,053
Thanks for that man.
625
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,589
Glad you enjoyed it.
626
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,991
You picked the right
career choice.
627
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,528
Actually, I wanted to
be an actor-
628
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:24,130
Nah. Fame's a curse, man.
629
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,397
I go back to a
the gilded cage,
630
00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,800
you get to go home,
hang with Uda.
631
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,937
eat leftovers and watch
The Mentalist on tivo-
632
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,404
I don't know
what that is.
633
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:33,706
It's a show.
634
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,575
A guy who solves crimes
using his mind.
635
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,009
It's Uda's favorite.
636
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,078
It's okay.
637
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:42,549
I envy you, Henry.
638
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,951
So here's what's happenin,
we're going to the hotel,
639
00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,418
we're gonna
order some food,
640
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,554
we're gonna watch some--
641
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:48,688
What was it?
642
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:49,989
The Mentalist.
643
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,891
I love that show.
644
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,159
Let's go.
645
00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:05,538
*
646
00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:15,615
*
647
00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:26,826
Well I don't feel
uncomfortable about
648
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,060
a lot of this.
649
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,897
So, I'm personally
looking forward to
650
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,965
being friendly co-workers.
Okay.
651
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,602
Working side by side
in the trenches.
652
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,504
Well, side by side,
technically.
653
00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:39,772
I am your boss...
654
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,641
so don't forget that.
655
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:55,521
She is gonna be
the death of me.
656
00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:59,692
But I can't help it.
I love her so much.
657
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,493
Henry, can you do
me a favor?
658
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:02,762
I can try.
659
00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:03,830
Mandy's all I got.
660
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,899
I just, I just wanna
make her happy.
661
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:09,636
and I have no
money coming in
662
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:10,970
she's bleeding me dry,
663
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:14,173
Can you talk to Alan Duck,
see if--
664
00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:19,011
see if maybe he'll give me
my old job back?
665
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:24,016
I'll see what I can do.
Yeah.
666
00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:27,086
The autograph.
If she still wants it.
667
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:29,521
Henry.
668
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:32,058
Thank you,
so much.
669
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,192
Ahh!
670
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,293
Mandy, I got it!
671
00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:35,895
Didn't I say
I was gonna get it?!
672
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:37,797
I got it, I got it!
673
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:41,868
[ smooching ]
674
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:45,004
*
675
00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:55,047
*
676
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:15,067
*
677
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:35,121
*
678
00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,592
**
679
00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,228
Tree!
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