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CASEY, CASEY,
DID YOU MEASURE THE TABLES?
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I'M I CRAZY OR DO
THE 6X10 TABLECLOTHS
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LOOK WAY TOO BIG.
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NO. WHAT?
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ROMAN, COME ON
MAN, FAN THE NAPKINS!
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PEOPLE WAITED
20 YEARS FOR THIS.
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MAKE IT SPECIAL.
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MAKE IT SPECIAL.
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THESE WILL
MAKE IT SPECIAL.
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FAN, FAN!
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YEAH, THAT SEEMED TO WORK.
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RON, THIS ISN'T YOU'RE--
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THERE YOU ARE.
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MELINDA.
PROBLEM.
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THE ICE MACHINE
IS RUNNING SLOW
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WE NEED TO BUY MORE ICE,
AND THERE'S NO FREEZER SPACE--
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NO, NO, NO NOT TO WORRY
WE HAVE BACKUP.
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WE HAVE DUAL-CYCLE
A HOSHIZAKI CRESCENT CUBER.
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BEST IN THE WORLD.
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SO YOU CAN JUST...CHILL.
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IF YOU HAVE A BACKUP
OF YOUR SCHEDULE,
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THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
THAT'D BE A BIG HELP.
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OKAY.
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EXCELLENT.
OH GREAT.
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ACTUALLY, RON,
THE NAME TAGS ARE
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JUST FOR THE PEOPLE
AT THE REUNION.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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I SAT BEHIND YOU FOR
TWO YEARS IN SOCIAL STUDIES.
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RON!
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OH MY GOD, THE BACK OF YOUR HAIR
STILL LOOKS WONDERFUL.
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RON DONALD.
[ sighing ]
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I COUGHED A LOT.
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I GOT CUTEST GUY,
CUTEST COUPLE,
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I GOT BEST HAIR,
BEST SMILE OF COURSE.
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AND I WOULD'VE
GOT PRETTIEST EYES
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BUT THEY CANCELED
THE CATEGORY,
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BECAUSE SOME DILDO
GOT BLINDED AT THE PROM, LAME.
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HEY, YOU MUST BE HARRY.
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I'M BOBBI ST. BROWN.
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CONSTANCE'S ROOMMATE.
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HI, HENRY.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO CONSTANCE?
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OH SHE'S OFF WITH SOME
GUY NAMED ZOLTAN
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WHO PROMISED TO
MAKE HER A BIG STAR
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IN BLURVISTAN
OR SOMETHING.
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I KNOW, SOUNDS LIKE
ESCORT WORK, DOESN'T IT?
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ANYWAY I MADE THIS BET WITH
CONSTANCE THAT I COULD INSPIRE
YOU
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AND GET YOU BACK ACTING
BEFORE SHE GOT BACK.
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SO LET ME TAKE
A LOOK AT YOU, OKAY.
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NOW YOUR FACE IS
KIND OF PINCHED
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AND FORWARD
LIKE A SPHINCTER.
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YOU KNOW IT'S VERY--
TIGHT.
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IT'S TIGHT AND IT'S DARK.
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WE CAN CHANGE ALL THAT.
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YEAH, GOOD LUCK.
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I'M NOT REALLY IN
THE ACTING B--
NOT.
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CAN'T USE THAT WORD,
IT'S NEGATIVE.
OKAY.
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I SENSED THAT ABOUT YOU.
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AND THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT YOU
SOME POSITIVITY.
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INDIAN SCIENTISTS
THEY TAPE RECORDED
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THESE DOLPHINS LAUGHING.
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AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S
THE HAPPIEST SOUND ON EARTH,
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IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN.
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LET ME SEE IT.
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YOU GOTTA SMILE
FIFTY TIMES A DAY,
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SO NO EXCUSES GO AHEAD.
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LET'S SEE YOU DO ONE.
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OKAY, WHAT DID
YOU BET CONSTANCE?
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TEN DOLLARS.
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CAUSE ACTUALLY,
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I'M MOVING BACK HOME
WITH MY PARENTS.
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SO,
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NICE MEET TO YOU.
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HEY DID YOU SAY 50 TIMES?
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CAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT WAS 90 TIMES.
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NO, 90 WOULD MAKE
YOU GO INSANE.
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SOUNDS LIKE REGULAR
FUCKIN' DOLPHINS.
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YOU'RE NOT
A DOLPHIN SCIENTIST?
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JIM SLEDGE,
WRESTLING CHAMPION.
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CAME OUT SENIOR YEAR,
BIG SCANDAL, BIG SCANDAL.
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DENISE KLINGER.
YEARBOOK, RITALIN.
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JENELLE BEISMEYER,
AH TOTAL WHORE.
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RON, WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST TAKE THE DAY OFF
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AND GO TO YOUR REUNION?
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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WHEN PARTY DOWN SAID
THEY GOT THIS GIG,
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I SAID I WANNA TO WORK IT,
MAN.
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THESE PEOPLE ONLY
REMEMBER ME AS "BLUTO,"
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THE WILD AND CRAZY GUY,
AND I WANT SHOW THEM
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I GOT MY SHIT TOGETHER.
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BLUTO? LIKE POPEYE?
NO.
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LIKE THE FAT GUY
FROM POPEYE?
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WERE YOU FAT?
NO.
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WERE YOU A FAT GUY
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
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NO, LIKE BELUSHI'S CHARACTER
IN "ANIMAL HOUSE."
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OKAY, I WAS FUN AND CRAZY.
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TWO GIN AND TONICS,
PLEASE.
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LISTEN GUYS, I KNOW YOU
LIKE TO FOOL AROUND,
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BUT I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD MAYBE,
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ACT LIKE I'M A GOOD BOSS
AND RESPECT ME.
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CAUSE IF THEY SEE THE KIND
OF GUY THAT I AM NOW,
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THE NEW RON,
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IT WOULD REALLY HELP ME
OUT A LOT,
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THE OTHER GUYS SAID OKAY, SO--
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YEAH SURE, RON.
YEAH.
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EXCELLENT, THANK YOU.
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MELINDA WEINTRAUB,
FORMER CLASS PRESIDENT
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AND REUNION COORDINATOR!
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AND NEEDING
A SPLASH OF CHARDONNAY.
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SPLASH OF CHARDONNAY.
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WE'RE GOT 30
"WON'T ATTENDS"
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WHO JUST DECIDED
TO SHOW UP ANYWAY,
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AND PARKING, GOD,
IT'S A NIGHTMARE.
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A SPLASH, HENRY.
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THE WOMAN SAID SPLASH
THAT'S NOT A SPLASH,
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WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT? SPLASH.
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UH...YES SIR.
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FRESH GLASS.
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SPLASH,
WALLA!
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THANKS, RON.
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THANK YOU, GUYS SO MUCH.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
SURE.
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SO WHAT'S THIS BULLSHIT
RUMOR I HEAR
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ABOUT YOU MOVING HOME?
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IT'S NOT BULLSHIT.
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NO, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
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I HAVE NO CAREER,
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I'M BARELY MAKING RENT
PLAYING AS AN EXTRA
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ON OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES?
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COME ON, I GOTTA FACE
REALITY AT SOME POINT
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HENRY, YOU CAN'T THAT.
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WHY, BECAUSE YOU NEED
MY SHOULDER TO CRY ON
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AND MY AMUSING ASIDES
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TO BREAKUP THE BOREDOM
OF YOUR DAY?
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NO, JUST...YOU CAN'T MOVE BACK
IN WITH YOUR PARENTS
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LIKE-- WHO DOES THAT?
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CAUSE YOU'LL MISS
ME TOO MUCH?
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IS THAT WHY?
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HEY, JOE SPANELLE!
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DAVE GRIGGS, HOW'S YOUR DRINK?
YOU ALMOST DONE?
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WHAT'S WHAT DO YOU NEED,
SCOTCH AND SODA?
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HEY BOBBI, SCOTCH AND SODA,
ASAP.
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HEY, EDDIE,
STEVE-O, LORRAINE.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?
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ALICE,
HOW'S THAT PILAF? FIRM?
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WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN DOING
FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS?
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TWENTY YEARS, OH MY GOD.
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YOU'RE NOT EATING
YOUR CHICKEN.
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WHEN DID YOU SERVE YOURSELF?
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TWO, FIVE, SIX MINUTES AGO?
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CASEY, COME HERE.
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WE'VE GOT A SITUATION.
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HOW MANY CANS ARE YOU
BURNING PER CHAFER?
WHAT?
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CANS. HOT CANS.
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HOW MANY YOU GOT BURNING
PER CHAFING UNIT?
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ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
THE STERNO THINGS?
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CORRECT.
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HOW MANY CANS ARE YOU BURNING
PER CHAFING UNIT?
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WELL, I NO IDEA.
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THIS IS WHAT I NEED, OKAY?
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MINIMUM OF TWO PER CASSEROLE
OR THREE FOR A ONE-PORSH.
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
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PLEASE, PLEASE.
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RIGHT ON CAPTAIN.
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I'M GONNA GO DO
WHAT YOU SAID.
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WE CALL HIM CAPTAIN
HERE ALL OF US DO
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CAUSE HE'S OUR BOSS AND
WE REALLY RESPECT HIM.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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BLUTO?
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HOLY SHIT.
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WHAT'RE YOU CATERING THIS?
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HARDLY RECOGNIZED ME, RIGHT?
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YEAH, I'M TEAM LEADER,
RUNNING THE SHOW.
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WOW, DON, LAST I REMEMBER YOU
WERE PUKING ALL OVER THAT UM?
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WHO WANTS TO TALK
ABOUT THE PAST
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IT'S A REUNION, RIGHT?
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AND IT'S RON BY THE WAY.
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YOU'RE THINKING
OF DONNIE.
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THAT'S IT YOU'RE
BUDDY DONNIE.
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DONNIE AND RON."DRON"
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[ laughing ]
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OH MY GOD, THAT GUY
RIGHT OVER THERE.
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HEY ENJOY YOU'RE
MEAL EVERYBODY, KAREN.
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THIRTY, THIRTY-ONE--
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THIRTY-TWO,
THAT'S THIRTY-TWO TODAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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DID YOU LISTEN TO
THE DOLPHINS YET?
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I-- I HAVEN'T.
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COME ON, LET'S GO DO IT
RIGHT NOW THEN.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN.
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THEY'RE SUCH SMART ANIMALS.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT
DOLPHINS CAN
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CHANGE A BABIES
DIAPER UNDERWATER?
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I DON'T THINKS THAT'S
TRUE AT ALL.
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AND THERE'S A MUG
I WANT YOU TO COME SEE.
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A MUG?
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IT'S A STALLION
AND IT'S ON IT'S BACK LEGS
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AND HE'S ROARING AND HE SAYS,
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"FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
TO THE MAX" AMEN.
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WELL I WOULD LOVE TO
DO THAT WITH YOU BOBBI
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BUT I PROMISED RON I WOULDN'T
SCREW AROUND TODAY,
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S
WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.
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YOU GOT THOSE
LIKE KIND EYES,
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT HENRY,
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NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.
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BUT GRAB YOUR DESTINY BY
THE BALLS AND SQUEEZE HARD.
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I'LL BET IN YOU'VE NEVER DONE
THAT IN YOUR CAREER,
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NO I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE DESTINY'S BALLS ARE.
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LIKE WHEN I AUDITIONED
FOR "CANNONBALL RUN, TWO,"
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YOU KNOW WHAT I DID
WITH THE GIRL I WAS UP AGAINST?
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I DON'T KNOW
IF I WANNA KNOW.
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I HIT HER WITH
MY CAR A CAR?
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YOUR CAR?
AND IT FELT RIGHT.
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A CAR?
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WAIT, WASN'T THAT CONSTANCE?
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PEOPLE, WORKING PROFESSIONALLY,
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LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT.
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YEAH, NO, I KNOW, RON.
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THIS IS WHERE YOU TELL RON,
TO SHOVE IT UP
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HIS BIG ASSHOLE.
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CAUSE YOU GOT TO GO
LOOK AT A MUG.
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DID YOU HEAR ALL THIS ABOUT
HENRY MAYBE MOVING HOME.
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WHAT?
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AWE, SHIT.
YEAH.
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OH WOW, THAT'S REALLY GONNA
SCREW UP OUR WEDDING SEASON.
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BATHROOM, ISN'T IT--
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I THOUGHT I SAW YOU DUDE.
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OH TOGETHER AGAIN, BRO.
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DRON!
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HEY DONNIE, HOW YOU DOING?
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WOW, WOW.
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GOOD TO SEE YA.
234
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,751
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
235
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,219
WELL, THIS IS MY JOB, YEAH
I GOTTA BUNCH OF PEOPLE
236
00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,220
WORKING UNDERNEATH ME
237
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,189
I'M TEAM LEADER.
238
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:53,526
TEAM LEADER?
HOLY SHIT MAN, YOU?
239
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,028
THE BIG CHEESE?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
240
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,897
WOW.
241
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,531
CAN WE EAT THESE?
242
00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,667
YES, IT'S FOOD.
243
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,135
OH YEAH.
244
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,104
SO...HOW'S IT GOING
FOR YOU DONNIE?
245
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,538
SET UP JUST LIKE
WE TALKED ABOUT.
246
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,874
LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT?
247
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,608
YEAH, THAT TIME IN THE PARK?
248
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,543
WE FOUND THAT SCHNAPPS
AND GOT BLITZED
249
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,779
AND DECIDED ALL YOU EVER
NEED IS A ROOF
250
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,146
AND BEER MONEY?
GUESS WHAT, DUDE?
251
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,848
YOU HAVE A ROOF
AND BEER MONEY?
252
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,918
PARENT'S GARAGE IN RESEDA AND
A GIG AT AN OLD FOLK'S HOME
253
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,252
WHERE I BARELY HAVE
TO DO ANYTHING.
254
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,121
OH WOW.
255
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,992
DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIG?
256
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,894
YES.
AWESOME!
257
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,830
[ faking gurgling noise ]
258
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,031
LET'S TURN THIS
MOTHER OUT, MAN!
259
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,867
WELL I ACTUALLY, DON'T THAT
KIND OF THING ANYMORE.
260
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:34,868
THERE YOU ARE.
261
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,036
RON, I HAVE A DISASTER.
262
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,706
MELINDA. I WILL BE
RIGHT WITH YOU
263
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,775
CASEY, CAN YOU SHOW
THIS GENTLEMAN TO THE BATHROOM.
264
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,044
CASEY I NEED YOU TO DO ME A
FAVOR AND WATCH THIS GUY PLEASE.
265
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,245
WHY, WHO IS THAT GUY?
266
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,680
HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.
267
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,616
TAKE HIM TO THE BACK BAR,
TELL HIM FOOD'S FREE DRINKS,
268
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,718
KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME.
269
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,752
WHY IF HE'S
YOUR BEST FRIEND
270
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:52,953
DO YOU WANT HIM OUT
OF YOUR SIGHT?
271
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,855
OLD RON, OLD RON.
OH.
272
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,089
THINGS ARE GOING GREAT
FOR ME UP THERE,
273
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,624
I DON'T WANT HIM
SCREWING IT UP.
274
00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,993
OKAY.
THANK YOU.
275
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,830
AH MR. LAPORTE,
ENJOY THE PARTY.
276
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,231
WE'LL ROCK THE SHIT
OUT LATER DUDE.
277
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,133
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS, MELINDA, PLEASE.
278
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,168
WE'LL ROCK
THE SHIT OUT LATER!
279
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,870
I NEED THE SLIDE SHOW SET
UP IN TEN MINUTES,
280
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,772
BUT I CAN'T FIND
THE A/V STUFF ANYWHERE.
281
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,040
MELINDA, I AM ONE
STEP AHEAD OF YOU
282
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,643
WE HAVE STAFF ON
IT RIGHT NOW.
283
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:19,012
OH THANK GOD...
284
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,047
KYLE!
285
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:23,751
CHARDONNAY, PRONTO.
286
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,018
FOUR OUNCES.
YEP.
287
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,721
THERE YOU GO.
MADAME COORDINATOR.
288
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:28,889
THAT'S QUITE A STAFF.
289
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,023
THEY WEREN'T ALWAYS.
290
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,861
BUT WITH BENCHMARKS,
CLEAR-CUT DELIVERABLES,
291
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:34,962
THEY'RE GETTING THERE.
292
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,063
GOD, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
293
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,330
I'VE GOT THIRTY PEOPLE
IN MY DEPARTMENT,
294
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,866
IT'S LIKE HERDING
CATS.
295
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,333
OH MY GOODNESS.
296
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,236
(GULPING WINE)
OKAY.
297
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,938
WISH ME LUCK.
298
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,273
LIKE YOU NEED IT.
299
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,307
GOOD LUCK.
300
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,776
STOP IT.
301
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,348
HELLO, COUGARS!
302
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,284
"HOW WE GONNA DO IT?"
303
00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:01,889
"COUGAR-STYLE."
304
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,224
OH MAN.
305
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,658
HENRY, THIS IS DONNIE,
306
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,061
THIS IS RON'S BEST FRIEND
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
307
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,797
HE WOULD LIKE A DRINK.
308
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,231
YOU'N BLUTO, HUH?
309
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,033
HE TOLD YOU
ABOUT THAT DAY?
310
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,234
DAY?
311
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,904
I THOUGHT IT WAS A NICKNAME,'
CAUSE HE WAS FUN--
312
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:19,807
NAH, BLUTO WAS
FROM SENIOR FLING.
313
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,408
IT WAS CLASSIC.
314
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,177
WE GOT THIS PARK FOR THE WHOLE
CLASS FOR THE WEEKEND,
315
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:28,181
AND EVERYONE'S SUPER-PSYCHED,
OKAY SUPER-PSYCHED.
316
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,083
YOU KNOW HOW BELUSHI CHUGS
A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY
317
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,684
IN "ANIMAL HOUSE?"
318
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,355
SO, RON'S LIKE, HEY, I'M GONNA
CHUG A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY TOO,
319
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,957
AND HE GETS HALFWAY THROUGH
320
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,159
AND JUST SPEWS AND GETS
ALCOHOL POISONING
321
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,862
AND HAS TO GO
TO THE HOSPITAL!
322
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,765
THEY HAD TO CANCEL
THE WHOLE THING!
323
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,700
PEOPLE WERE
FUCKIN' PISSED.
324
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,702
PEOPLE WERE FUCKIN' PISSED.
325
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:53,373
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL
HIM BLUTO 'CAUSE OF THAT.
326
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:57,210
[ making noises ]
327
00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,247
IT WAS FUCKIN' AMAZING.
328
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,781
TRIED IT MYSELF
A FEW MONTHS BACK, BUT--
329
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,917
I DON'T THINK IT
CAN BE DONE.
330
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,922
THIS GUY LIVES WITH
HIS PARENTS IN RESEDA.
331
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:12,059
THEIR GARAGE.
I SEE.
332
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,861
HENRY IS THINKING
ABOUT MOVING BACK HOME
333
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,129
WITH HIS MOMMY
AND HIS DADDY TOO.
334
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,769
[ clapping ]
335
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:26,439
OKAY, STAY TUNED FOR
"I REMEMBER ROLF HIGH."
336
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,244
RAVE REVIEWS,
RAVE REVIEWS.
337
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,345
OH, I THOUGHT
I WAS GOING TO FAINT.
338
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,346
AW YOU WERE PERFECT.
339
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,481
I NEED A GLASS
OF SOMETHING.
340
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:39,352
WELL I HAVE JUST WHAT
THE DOCTOR ORDERED.
341
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,787
AND THEN I WAS A RODEO CLOWN,
342
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,923
BUT I GOT HORNED IN THE
SCROTUM AND THAT WAS THAT.
343
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,025
YEAH, I KNOW THE
APPROXIMATE FEELING.
344
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,293
SO THEN I WAS JUST,
LIKE, FUCK IT,
345
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,028
I'M MOVING BACK HOME.
346
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,163
AND HOW'S THAT WORKIN' OUT
FOR YOU DONNIE?
347
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,000
WEIRD AT FIRST,
YOU KNOW BUT,
348
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,767
I HAVE ROOM MATES
WHO ARE MY PARENTS.
349
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,870
THEY NAG,
BUT I GOT THE GARAGE.
350
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,805
YEAH THE GARAGE THAT
DOES SOUNDS PRETTY IMPORTANT.
351
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,340
WILL YOU BE ENJOYING
GARAGE ACCESS
352
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,774
AT YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE,
HENRY?
353
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,044
YEAH BUT LIVING AT HOME
IT'S BETTER
354
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,312
THAN JUST
TREADING WATER.
355
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,980
YOU HAVE A SECURE BASE
356
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,449
TO RECONSIDER
YOUR NEXT MOVE. RIGHT?
357
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,884
NEXT MOVE?
358
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,988
YEAH, FOR YOUR LIFE.
359
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,356
THIS IS MY LIFE.
360
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,192
DROOON!
361
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,493
HI, HI, HI, HI, RIGHT?
362
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,262
WE GONNA DO
THIS SHIT OR WHAT?
363
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,298
DONNIE, WHEN YOU WERE
RODEO CLOWNING?
MM-HMM
364
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:31,571
DID ANY OF THE OTHER CLOWNS
MAYBE, OH I DON'T KNOW,
365
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,340
ASK YOU TO STAY?
366
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,009
ED, MY DRINKING BUDDY.
367
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,911
HE WAS LIKE, "DUDE, WHO AM
I GONNA DRINK WITH?"
368
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,346
AND WHAT'D YOU TELL ED?
369
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,848
I'M FUCKIN' BROKE AND I GOT
HORNED IN THE BALLS, I'M OUT.
370
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,516
YEAH, BUT WOULD YOU'VE
STAYED IF ED SAID HE
371
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,518
HAD PRETTY STRONG FEELINGS
ABOUT YOU STAYING,
372
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,820
BUT HE KIND OF HAD
A HARD TIME EXPRESSING THEM?
373
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,190
HE DID SAY
SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
374
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,260
I WAS LIKE, "DUDE."
[ making a noise ]
375
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,995
WIPE THAT SMILE
OFF YOUR FACE
376
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,096
AND THAT WAS
STUPID BECAUSE
377
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,965
HE HAS A SMILE MAKEUP
FROM THE CLOWN
378
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,432
SO THAT DIDN'T
MAKE SENSE AT ALL
379
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,068
CAN I TALK TO YOU
IN THE BACK A SEC?
380
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,269
YEAH.
381
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,836
I SAID--
382
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,239
HE AH-- YEAH THAT'S COOL JUST
ASK ME A QUESTION AND WALK AWAY.
383
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,474
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
384
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,843
THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF.
385
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:15,115
IT'S A PERSONAL GIFT FROM
DENNIS QUAID'S MANAGER'S LAWYER.
386
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,849
I DID HIS KID'S BAR MITZVAH.
387
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,451
WOW.
388
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,253
WHAT WAS DENNIS QUAID LIKE?
389
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,421
I DON'T KNOW.
390
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,457
BUT HIS MANAGER'S LAWYER'S
KID IS AN ASSHOLE.
391
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,259
[ sighing ]
392
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,997
GOD, I FEEL RELAXED FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE WEEKS.
393
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,064
NO KIDDING.
394
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,400
ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED
TO BE FUN?
395
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,002
WELL THAT'S THE IDEA,
RIGHT?
396
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,538
BUT HEY, LET'S FACE IT,
WE'RE GROWNUPS NOW.
397
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,141
SCARY!
398
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,643
GOD, TWENTY YEARS.
399
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,446
WE WERE SO YOUNG.
400
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,549
I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO BE
THAT PERSON, YOU KNOW?
401
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,984
YEAH.
402
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,652
I THINK WHAT I WAS LIKE.
403
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:56,623
THIS AMBITIOUS ACHIEVER
WHO WAS GOING TO BE A SENATOR
404
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,993
AND CHANGE THE WORLD.
405
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,195
YEAH, RIGHT? LIKE,
WHO WAS THAT CRAZY KID
406
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,998
WITH THOSE DUMB IDEAS?
407
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,333
I WAS GOING TO
COLLECT MORE FROGS
408
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:10,437
THAN ANYBODY ELSE
IN THE WORLD.
409
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:14,041
CLASS PRESIDENT,
CLASS CLOWN.
410
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,177
AND YET NOW, WE'RE NOT
SO DIFFERENT ARE WE.
411
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,978
IT'S LIKE A MOVIE.
412
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,048
IT'S LIKE,
YOU GO TO YOUR REUNION
413
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:25,318
AND YOU'RE NOT
LABELED ANYMORE.
414
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,521
AS THE GRIND
OR THE DORK ANYMORE.
GUILTY.
415
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,924
YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE,
PEOPLE ARE MATURE
416
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,493
THEY SEE YOU FOR
WHO YOU ARE
417
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,063
AND YOU CAN
CONNECT WITH PEOPLE
418
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,398
YOU CAN CONNECT WITH PEOPLE YOU
NEVER CONNECTED WITH BEFORE
419
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,334
AND YOUR WHOLE LIFE
CAN CHANGE IN ONE NIGHT.
420
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,935
EXACTLY!
421
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,337
YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT THE TEN YEAR
422
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,706
WOULD BE LIKE.
423
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,342
I HAD THIS FANTASY THAT
424
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,377
MARK DEFINO WOULD REALIZE
425
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,946
HE WAS IN LOVE WITH ME.
426
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,616
I MEAN,
HE DIDN'T SHOW, SO--
427
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,085
GOD!
428
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,222
WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.
429
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,724
NO, HE WAS
A "WON'T ATTEND."
430
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:12,432
WELL, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT
MIGHT HAPPEN WITH SOMEONE ELSE--
431
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,502
...COULD BEAT TERMINATOR,
HE WOULD EAT THE SHIT
OUT OF THAT MACHINE.
432
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,305
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
433
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,107
WORKING...SIR.
434
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,642
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
I BETTER GET BACK.
435
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,111
SURE.
436
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,214
IDIOTS.
437
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:32,519
OH, OKAY, WE'RE IDIOTS.
438
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,020
I DON'T KNOW CASEY,
439
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:37,724
I'M JUST DRIFTING,
WITH NOTHING.
440
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:41,394
AND A CASUAL
HOOK-UP ARRANGEMENT IS
441
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,332
IT'S NICE BUT IT'S NOT
QUITE ENOUGH FOR ME
442
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,467
TO BUILD A LIFE AROUND.
443
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:54,641
I MEAN--
444
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,544
IF YOU WERE TO
ASK ME TO STAY,
445
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,646
I'D--
446
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,148
I MIGHT STAY.
447
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,356
OKAY, THEN STAY.
448
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,571
THE ZIGGER!
449
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,173
J. JIMMY.
WHAT'S UP?
450
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,407
WHAT'S GOING ON?
451
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,747
MARK DEFINO.
CORRECT.
452
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:39,652
YOU WERE LISTED AS
A "WON'T ATTEND."
453
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:40,820
WILL YOU STAYING LONG?
454
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,455
I DON'T KNOW.
HAPPENED TO BE IN TOWN,
455
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,056
I THOUGHT I'D SWING BY?
456
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,193
BECAUSE THEY CALLED
AND YOUR HOUSE--
457
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,327
RON, WE'VE GOT
A SITUATION.
458
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,829
I KNOW--
THE MEN'S BATHROOM IS--
459
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,602
MARK?
MELINDA WEINTRAUB?
460
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,836
MARK WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT LEAVING
461
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,305
BECAUSE HIS HOUSE
IS ON FIRE.
462
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,240
RON, WILL YOU CHECK
THE MEN'S BATHROOM?
463
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,276
PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT THE
STALL'S BLOCKED OR SOMETHING,
464
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,345
I HAVE TO DO
THE "I REMEMBER"
465
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,714
SPEECH IS IN
FIFTEEN MINUTES SO.
466
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,715
YES, OF COURSE.
467
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,617
I WILL GET ON
THAT IMMEDIATELY, ROMAN!
468
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,252
THE BATHROOMS NEED SOME
ATTENDANCE
469
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,221
THE MEN'S ROOM,
SO TAKE CARE OF IT.
470
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,823
WELL YOU SHOULD
TAKE CARE OF IT THEN.
471
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:20,860
WE'RE DONE HERE, BOSS.
472
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,530
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
PLEASE DON'T MOVE.
473
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,797
PLEASE DON'T MOVE.
474
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,669
SO MARK, WHAT'RE YOU UP TO?
475
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,571
RUNNING A VENTURE
MARKETING FIRM,
476
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,440
DOING SOME HELI-SKIING.
477
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,213
OOW GOOD CASEY, I NEED YOU
TO GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM
478
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,249
NOT NOW, RON.
479
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,916
WHAT HAPPENED TO RESPECT?
480
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,528
DONNIE?
(OOGY)
481
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,598
IF IT ISN'T RON...
482
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,132
CAN YOU MOVE, BUDDY?
483
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,534
TOO MUCH SHRIMP AND BREW...
484
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,135
WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT
OF THERE BUDDY, ALL RIGHT.
485
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,537
CLEAN YOURSELF UP
AND COME OUTTA THERE.
486
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,839
BUDDY. I DON'T THINK
YOU MEAN THAT.
487
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,277
OF COURSE I DO,
OF COURSE I DO.
488
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,280
NO YOU'RE LIKE,
"I'M TEAM LEADER,
489
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,516
FUCK DRON,
FUCK MY HIGH SCHOOL BUDDY,
490
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,485
FUCK MY REUNION MEMORIES,
FUCK IT!"
491
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,553
DONNIE, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
492
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,422
IT'S NOT TRUE.
493
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,924
LISTEN--
494
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,193
MELINDA WEINTRAUB
AND I HAVE A CONNECTION
495
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,261
WE MADE A CONNECTION TONIGHT.
496
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,829
WE MADE A CONNECTION.
497
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,431
YES.
498
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,766
I KNEW IT! AWE,
I KNEW IT!
499
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,736
AWE THAT'S, GOD GEE--
500
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:37,837
AT FIRST I WAS, LIKE,
501
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,307
WHY'S RON BEING A
GRADE A DOUCHE?
502
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:45,512
BUT WEINTRAUB,
I GET IT, SHE'S SINGLE
503
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,714
SHE'S MID-THIRTIES,
YES SHE IS.
504
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:51,351
NICE-LOOKING BUT NOT HOT,
RIGHT? INSECURE.
505
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:55,322
OH MY GOD THAT'S FISH
IN A BARREL, DUDE.
506
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,623
DO IT.
507
00:20:56,723 --> 00:21:00,527
GET UP IN THAT,
GET UP IN IT--
508
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,194
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY
509
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,931
DONNIE STOP. STOP.
510
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:07,700
LISTEN--
511
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,703
BUDDY, WHY DON'T YOU
CLEAN YOURSELF UP
512
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,940
AND GET OUTTA THERE, OKAY?
513
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,508
I PROMISE TO COME OUT,
514
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:22,214
IF YOU PROMISE TO
NAIL MELINDA WEINTRAUB.
515
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,917
OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
I PROMISE.
516
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,620
HEY, IT'LL BE LIKE A MOVIE.
517
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,591
YOU COULD SCORE ONE
FOR THE LOSERS, ALL RIGHT?
518
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:35,328
OKAY, YOU'RE NOT A LOSER, JUST
CLEAN YOURSELF UP, ALL RIGHT?
519
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,629
YOU GOT IT,
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
520
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:37,864
[ farting ]
521
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,733
WHERE'S MELINDA?
WE'RE FIVE MINUTES AWAY
522
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,335
FROM THE "I REMEMBER"
SPEECHES."
523
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,703
IT'S ON THE SCHEDULE.
524
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:03,423
OH, HEY, MELINDA,
525
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,392
THEY'RE STARTING
THEIR SPEECHES
526
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,526
SO THEY NEED YOU
FOR THE INTROS.
527
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:09,261
OH. OKAY, OKAY.
528
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,463
OKAY.
529
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,799
MARK, I'LL...
530
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:19,839
CRAZY NIGHT, HUH?
531
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,273
YEAH, YEAH.
532
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,942
THE SHIT PEOPLE GET INTO
AFTER TWENTY YEARS, HUH.
533
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,378
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY WILD?
534
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,879
DID YOU SEE THAT GUY DON?
535
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:30,282
YEAH...I DID, THAT'S
536
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,884
AH SAD STUFF..
537
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,053
STEVE SAID HE'S WAITERING
HIS OWN REUNION.
538
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,556
HE THINKS PEOPLE ARE GOING
TO BE IMPRESSED BY IT,
539
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:39,058
IT'S HILARIOUS, EVERYONE'S
JUST LAUGHING AT HIM.
540
00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,430
YOU MEAN RON?
541
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,901
SHIT, I THOUGHT IT WAS
THAT OTHER GUY, MAN I'M--
542
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:10,423
[ clapping ]
543
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:15,662
THANK YOU...AND FINALLY
JENA BARON
544
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:20,500
WITH HER MEMORY OF A LEGENDARY
DRILL-TEAM COMPETITION.
545
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,101
JENA, COME ON UP...!
546
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:28,608
ALL RIGHT, GO COUGARS,
RIGHT, WHEW!
547
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,744
SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU HIT
CONSTANCE WITH A CAR?
548
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:34,046
DAMN!
BUT IT WAS A SMALL CAR.
549
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,381
AND I GAVE HER MY COPY
550
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:36,883
OF ZEN AND THE ART
OF MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE,
551
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:39,552
WHICH BLEW HER MIND.
OKAY.
552
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,621
HEY,
HI.
HEY.
553
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,724
IT SUCKS THAT AH
HENRY HAS TO GO HOME.
554
00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:45,925
LIVE WITH HIS PARENTS
AND SHIT, RIGHT?
555
00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,827
YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY
NOT HAPPENING.
556
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,596
HE'S GONNA STAY.
557
00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:52,632
I KNEW IT,
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
558
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:53,933
I GET TO KEEP MY TEN BUCKS.
559
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,702
WHEW!
560
00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:58,638
HEY THERE PARDON ME.
561
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,873
OKAY, GOT IT.
562
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,208
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
563
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,478
I KNEW IF WE DIDN'T PULL OFF
THE ROUTINE OF OUR LIVES,
564
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:08,114
WE DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE
OF ADVANCING TO REGIONAL'S.
565
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:12,519
BUT THAT AFTERNOON,
THE GIRLS BROUGHT IT, BIG TIME--
566
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:16,523
HEY, HEY, CLASSMATES,
567
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,692
I GOTTA A HIGH SCHOOL
MEMORY FOR YA.
568
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,162
SOME OF YOU MAYBE
REMEMBER ME AS BLUTO,
569
00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:25,397
THANKS TO THE FACT
I TRIED AND I FAILED
570
00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:31,671
TO CHUG A BOTTLE OF BOOZE
AND I RUINED SENIOR FLING.
571
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,906
WELL GUESS WHAT PEOPLE
I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU,
572
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,108
I AM A NEW MAN.
573
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,977
I AM A SUCCESS NOW!
574
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,645
WHOOOOOO!!!
575
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,914
DROOONNN!
576
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:18,050
*
577
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,859
I-- MEAN YOU MIGHT'VE
TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED
578
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,495
BEFORE I FUCKED YOU.
579
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:30,529
OH WOULD
YOU'VE FUCKED ME
580
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,998
IF I TOLD YOU
I WAS MARRIED FIRST?
581
00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:32,999
[ car beeping ]
582
00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,134
GOTTA SPLIT.
GOOD SEEING YOU MELISSA.
583
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:41,073
JESUS! WHY DO
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS...?
584
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,563
HEY, RON.
585
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,901
HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
586
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,970
CLASS PRESIDENT
AND THE CLASS CLOWN.
587
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:24,283
CALL 911, PLEASE!
588
00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:25,652
CALL AN AMBULANCE!
589
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:30,522
[ retching ]
590
00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,191
CALL AN AMBULANCE!
591
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:35,594
[ continuing to retch ]
592
00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,897
CALL AN AMBULANCE!
593
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,199
CALL THEM NOW!
[ moaning and groaning ]
594
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,335
*
595
00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:53,612
*
596
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:03,656
*
597
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:13,632
*
598
00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:23,676
*
599
00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,883
* TREE
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