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HEY.
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IS THERE ANYONE
IN THE HALLWAY?
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UMM--
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NO.
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YOU OKAY?
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UM, WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S YOUR JOB YOU HAVE
TO HELP ME
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WITH THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT--
[ someone's coming ]
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IT'S GOOD BUT I THINK,
I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER,
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BECAUSE I LOOK SMARTER,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I HAVE NO THOUGHTS.
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HEY HENRY,
YOU USED TO BE AN ACTOR.
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LOOK AT THESE TWO.
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WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK
REPRESENTS ME BEST FOR DRAMA?
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THIS ONE WHICH
I REALLY LIKE OR THIS ONE,
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WHICH I THINK THAT ONE MAKES ME
LOOK A LITTLE SMARTER
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FOR SOME REASON.
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UH...
WHICH ONE HENRY?
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OKAY, WHOEVER PUT
OUT THOSE NAPKINS
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SHOULD HAVE
THEIR HEAD EXAMINED.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE
OF JOHN RIVERS?
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING SITTING THERE?
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I PREPPED MY THING,
I'M DONE.
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YOU'RE DONE,
YOU'RE DONE?
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WELL HOW ABOUT YOU
HELP WITH THE CHAFERS, OKAY?
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WELL HOW ABOUT YOU HELP WITH--
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YOU KNOW HOW ABOUT
WE ALL HELP
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HOW ABOUT WE DO A LITTLE,
TEAMWORK HERE, OKAY?
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AND WE PREP THE TRAYS
AS A UNIT.
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TOGETHER, TEAMWORK.
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[ sighing ]
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YOU'RE LATE.
OKAY,
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THIS IS AWESOME.
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HERE.
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WHY I'M I HOLDING THIS?
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THIS AMAZING
PARLOR GAME.
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OH, IS THIS THE ONE WHERE
YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS
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TO A TV THEME SOUND?
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SORT OF BUT UM,
CHECK IT OUT, OKAY.
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ROMAN IS GOING
TO WRITE A NUMBER,
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I'M GOING TO GUESS IT.
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OKAY, THINK
OF THE NUMBER OF TIMES
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YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE "300"
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AND WRITE IT DOWN.
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
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COME ON I JUST NEED
THE NUMBER FOR THE GAME
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IT'S REALLY FUN.
WRITE DOWN A NUMBER.
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COME ON WRITE IT DOWN.
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I'M NOT LOOKING. WRITE IT DOWN.
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WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED FOLD
IT AND PASS IT TO HENRY.
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VERY NICE.
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WHY AM I INVOLVED IN
THIS ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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OKAY, I LIED,
THIS IS A TEST
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ACTUALLY
TO SEE IF YOU'RE GAY.
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BECAUSE IF YOU'VE SEEN
THE MOVIE "300" MORE THAN ONCE
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YOU'RE GAY.
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OH COME ON, NOBODY'S DOING
NOTHING, WHAT THE HELL?
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OH WHAT'S
THE FASCINATION THIS?
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THIS RIGHT HERE?
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OH ACTUALLY CAN WE JUST HOLD
ON TO THAT FOR A SECOND?
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I NEED TO PREP THAT TRAYS.
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LISTEN RON, CAN YOU
JUST READ THE THING
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NOT A CHANCE,
NOT A CHANCE.
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ONE THING WRITTEN
ON THE PAPER.
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OH GOD, IT'S GOT TO
BE SO IMPORTANT, RIGHT?
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WHAT DOES IT SAY?
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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SIX.
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DUDE!
YOU'RE GAY!
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GAY!
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SO AWESOME!
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HERE, THIS IS PRETTY COOL,
RIGHT?
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*
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[ clapping and yelling ]
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COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON!
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YEAH!
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THAT'S GOOD!
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YOU GOT THE KITTY!
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THE "300" WAS
THE NUMBER OF HIPPEIS,
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THE KING'S
PERSONAL BODYGUARDS
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OH SO LIKE THE KING WAS LIKE
REALLY INTO HOT DUDES AND STUFF.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK
YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THE FUCK
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IS GOING ON IN THERE.
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YEAH WELL, THIS IS
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE.
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THAT'S NOT WEIRD!
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THEY'RE ELITE, IT MAKES
SINCE THEY'RE ELITE!
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LITTLE SPEEDOS THEY WORE?
COME ON.
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YOU KNOW, THEY ACTUALLY
FOUGHT BARE NAKED,
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SO SPEEDOS ARE
WAY LESS GAY.
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HEY GUYS,
DID YOU SEE HIM?
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WHO?
RICK FOX, HE'S
THE GUEST SPEAKER.
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ON WHAT TOPIC?
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HOW THE WEALTH I MADE
FROM MY PITUITARY ABNORMALITY
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RELATES TO
THE DIPSHIT CORPORATE HELL.
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I TOOK FOOD TO HIS
HOTEL SUITE
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I SAW HIM,
I GOTTA TELL YOU
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I GOT ONE WORD FOR HIM.
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WOW.
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WOW, WHAT?
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THE DUDE PLAYS BASKETBALL.
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THAT'S A GAME FOR CHILDREN.
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RICK FOX?
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THE ACTOR?
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GOOD JOB, GREAT JOB!
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PEOPLE RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT, HALF HOUR FOR
REFRESHMENTS AND POWERTALK,
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THEN WE'RE OUTSIDE
FOR SCAVENGER HUNT!
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AND DON'T
FORGET SELF-REVIEW.
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THIS IS NOT A RETREAT,
IT'S AN EVENT!
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RIGHT COME ON!
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HERE YOU GO.
THANKS.
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GOT ANY BEER?
YEP.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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YEAH, "THINKING OUTSIDE
THE BOXING." SECOND PLACE.
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WAIT A MINUTE,
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"ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?"
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"...HAVING FUN YET,"
YES THAT WAS ME.
WOW.
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EMPHASIS ON THE WAS.
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WHAT'RE YOU DO NOW?
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I'M STILL TRYING TO
FIGURE THAT OUT--
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WELL, WE'RE
HIRING IN SALES.
OKAY.
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OKAY, SO IN 01, YOU'RE
44 PERCENT FROM THE FIELD,
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THEN IN 02 YOU'RE 42,
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03, 42,' THEN BOOM,
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IN 04, YOU'RE 39 PERCENT
FROM THE FIELD
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AND 25 PERCENT
ON THREE POINTERS.
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UM...IS THAT A QUESTION?
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I'M JUST SAYING.
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UH, MR. FOX?
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THOSE POT STICKERS
YOU ASKED ABOUT ARE HERE.
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AH.
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EXCUSE ME.
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WHOA, THAT WAS JUST IN TIME.
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YEAH, THAT GUY, MAN.
THANK YOU.
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WE DON'T HAVE POT STICKERS,
THOUGH, SORRY.
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WHAT ABOUT A BOOK
OF BUSINESS JOKES?
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WHAT?
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I WROTE MY SPEECH THINKING THESE
GUYS DID OVERNIGHT DELIVERY.
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WELL,
WHAT DO THEY DO?
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"OFFICE MANAGEMENT
SOLUTIONS."
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT IS?
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I DON'T EITHER.
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HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
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YOU RUN ALL THIS, HUH?
YEAH.
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IT'S JUST GREAT STUFF.
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GREAT, INSPIRATIONAL.
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TEAMWORKZ FUN BUILDING.
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DOUG BEAKS.
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OH, RON, YEAH.
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AND YOU FEEL THIS WORKS
FOR TEAM UNITY? TEAMWORK.
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BECAUSE I'M A TEAM
LEADER MYSELF, YOU KNOW,
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SERVICE INDUSTRY,
CUSTOMER SERVICE.
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I JUST FEEL LIKE THEY'RE NOT
FUNCTIONING AS A REAL TEAM.
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YOU KNOW AND
IT MAKES ME JUST--
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I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE,
WHEN YOU'RE DONE HERE,
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YOU COULD RUN MY GUYS
THROUGH A FEW DRILLS.
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OH WELL, HALF DAYS START
AT TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS.
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SO, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED,
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YOU GIVE ME A CALL, OKAY?
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OKAY, OKAY.
GREAT.
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THANK YOU.
MM-HMM.
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OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
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"I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE
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BECAUSE I JUST SAT
IN OFFICE MANAGEMENT
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AND I NEED AN OFFICE
MANAGEMENT SOLUTION."
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THAT'S SO TERRIBLE,
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I'M EMBARRASSED
THAT I SAID THAT OUT LOUD.
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HOW ABOUT, HEY I'M SO HAPPY
TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW,
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BECAUSE I NEVER
HAD ANY IDEA
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HOW MANY PEOPLE IT TAKES
TO MAKE A USELESS PRODUCT
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THAT NOBODY NEEDS.
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[ laughing ]
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YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN.
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I SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN,
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THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING
MY STAND-UP COMEDIAN AGENT.
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DO YOU HAVE A SIT-DOWN
COMEDIAN AGENT.
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LOOK AT YOU?
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MAYBE YOU'RE THE COMEDIAN.
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WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY MONEY
TO SEE RICK FOX
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SPEAK ON ANY TOPIC?
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WELL, HE'S A WINNER,
ROMAN.
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AND PEOPLE WANT HEAR
WHAT WINNERS HAVE TO SAY.
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NO, A WINNER IS LIKE
ARTHUR C. CLARK,
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OR STEPHEN HAWKING OR KAFKA.
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HE'S JUST SOME
EIGHT FOOT TALL FREAK.
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WHEN DID YOU TURN SO
COMPLETELY AGAINST RICK FOX?
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A, HE WAS OVER-RATED
ON THE LAKERS,
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AND B, HE'S ALL OVER
CASEY LIKE A FUCKIN' SLEAZE.
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HA, YOU'RE JEALOUS
OF RICK FOX.
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THAT'S HILARIOUS.
THREE BEERS.
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WHY WOULD I WANNA BE A 18 FOOT
TALL OCTOPUS ARM FREAK?
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NO, MAYBE CAUSE UM, HE'S
TALKIN' TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, UGH.
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YOU'RE A FUCKIN' INFANT--
AND IDIOT.
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LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP WE GOT AN
HOUR-- GET AWAY.
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WE GOT AN HOUR DOWNTIME
DURING THEIR SCAVENGER HUNT
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AND I WANT EVERYONE
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM
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THREE O'CLOCK SHARP.
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TEAM MEETING.
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WHY, WHAT--
WHAT THE FUCK?
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WHY ARE WE HAVING A
MEETING ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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OH GOD, CAN'T YOU JUST
SAY YES RON?
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OKAY, I'LL BE THERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE A MEETING.
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I'LL TELL YOU AT TH MEETING.
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LOOK AT THAT RICK FOX.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
RICK FOX IS HERE.
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PART OF A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM.
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HEY.
HEY.
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GET ANOTHER ONE?
[ whistle blowing ]
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OKAY EVERYBODY,
GRAB YOU PARTNERS!
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TEAM SCAVENGE IN FIVE!
YES.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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OH. SALES MANAGER.
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OH SALESMAN.
YEAH.
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I MANAGE THE TEAM,
DEVELOP MARKET RESEARCH,
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ACCOUNT, CUSTOMER
ACCOUNT SERVICES--
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OVERALL, CUSTOMER CARE
IN EVERY DIMENSION.
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ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN A JOB AT BRANDIX?
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OH NO, I DON'T KNOW,
I MEAN I GUESS--
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WHAT DO YOU SEE
IN YOUR WHEELHOUSE?
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GOING FORWARD?
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WELL I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING IN MY WHEELHOUSE.
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HOW LONG WERE
YOU AN ACTOR?
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UM...TWELVE,
FIFTEEN YEARS--
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TWELVE TO FIFTEEN YEARS
THAT'S EXPERIENCE.
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REALLY?
YEAH THAT'S SALES.
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I KNOW, SALES IS
JUST PRESENTATION.
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IT'S PLAYING A PART.
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"ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?"
THAT'S SALES!
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[ whistle ]
OKAY EVERYBODY!
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COME ON LET'S GO!
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AND REMEMBER,
THIS IS NOT A RETREAT.
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IT'S AN EVENT!
235
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,611
ALL RIGHT, COME ON!
LET'S GO!
236
00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:04,945
I'M NOT GONNA DRINK
AND SCAVENGE,
237
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,013
BECAUSE HAT WOULD BE
IRRESPONSIBLE.
238
00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,547
SO-- ALL RIGHT,
THANK YOU.
239
00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,683
I'LL KEEP IT ON ICE.
THANKS.
240
00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,191
C-A-S...
241
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,161
E-Y.
E-Y.
YEP.
242
00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,763
HEY, CASEY, I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE MEETING?
243
00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:23,831
OKAY.
244
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:27,835
NO IDEA WHAT
HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT.
245
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,603
DUDE...
246
00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,705
RICK FOX IS SUCH
A COCKHOLE.
247
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,006
I CAN'T BELIEVE
CASEY'S GONNA FUCK HIM.
248
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,708
SHUT UP,
SHE'S NOT.
249
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,710
UH, HIS SUITE'S
DOWN THERE-- SO.
250
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,213
FUCK YOU, SHE WOULD NEVER...
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
251
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:43,050
DUDE THAT TALL, I BET HIS
DICK'S LIKE TWO FEET LONG.
252
00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,284
DUDE...
253
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,919
PROBABLY LIKE FUCKING
A HANDSOME GIRAFFE.
254
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,087
SHUT THE FUC--
255
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,521
I MEAN, HE COULD BE
IN ONE ROOM FUCKING HER
256
00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,758
AND IN THE OTHER
ROOM READING A MAGAZINE.
257
00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:51,759
I BET WHEN HE GETS
A BONER IT'S
258
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,193
IT'S LIKE HALF
A HULA HOOP--
259
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:56,630
DUDE, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU
THINK ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT?
260
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:57,998
ARE YOU JEALOUS?
261
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,933
NO, I DON'T WANT
A HULA HOOP DICK.
262
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,601
SO YOU'RE COOL
WHEN RICK FOX
263
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,970
FUCKS CASEY WITH HIS
TWO FOOT GIRAFFE DICK--
264
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:03,971
YOU'RE COOL WITH THAT?
265
00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,272
FUCK YOU.
266
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,708
DUDE YOU'RE JEALOUS,
IT'S LAME.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
267
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,910
CASEY WOULD NEVER GO OUT
WITH A GUY LIKE YOU? EVER.
268
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,812
C'MON, OR WE'RE GONNA BE
LATE FOR THE MEETING.
269
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:15,816
AHH!
270
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,918
I GOTTA TAKE A PISS,
SEE YOU THERE.
271
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,255
HEY, WHERE'S EVERYONE?
272
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,556
THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
HAVE A SEAT.
273
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,792
OKAY.
274
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,031
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
275
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,332
PLEASE, SIT.
276
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:37,004
AWE, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO
TEAM BUILDING DRILLS, ARE WE?
277
00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,906
DON'T LOOK AT THAT,
JUST HAVE A SEAT.
278
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,574
AND WAIT FOR
THE MEETING TO START.
279
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,810
OH WOW.
280
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,793
[ clearing throat ]
281
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,661
FORGET IT, I'M JUST
GONNA START WITHOUT 'EM
282
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,097
AND THEN THEY'LL HAVE
TO CATCH UP.
283
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,766
SO, GOOD AFTERNOON.
284
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,067
GOOD AFTERNOON.
285
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,869
TEAM MEETING,
286
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,805
WHAT IS THE FIRST WORD
IN TEAM MEETING?
287
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,009
IT'S TEAM.
288
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,644
OKAY AND I THINK
WE NEED TO
289
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,813
OKAY THIS IS DEFINITELY STARTING
TO SOUND LIKE TEAM BUILDING.
290
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,014
GODDAMIT HENRY.
291
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,283
DUDE, TEAM-BUILDING?
COME ON IT'S SO LAME.
292
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,685
KYLE JUST SIT DOWN PLEASE
293
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:26,887
AND WHERE'S EVERYBODY?
294
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,388
WHERE'S ROMAN,
WHERE'S CASEY?
295
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,190
OH ROMAN'S GOING
TO GET HER.
296
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,291
WHERE IS SHE?
297
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,094
RICK FOX'S SUITE.
AY OH.
298
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,830
HEY ARE WE GONNA BE DOING SOME
LIKE ROLE PLAY OR SOMETHING?
299
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:11,932
[ clearing throat ]
300
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,735
HEY,
301
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,805
LOST MY KEY.
302
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,318
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
303
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,887
I-- SORRY.
304
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,288
JUST HOLDING A GLASS.
305
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,103
YOU DROPPED THIS.
306
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,411
FUCK.
307
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,321
FUCK.
308
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,264
[ moaning ]
309
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,878
MORE, MORE MORE
MORE MORE, STOP, STOP.
310
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,279
LEFT.
LEFT, OKAY.
311
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,947
OW, SHIT!
312
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,482
ALL RIGHT AM I DEAD?
313
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,417
NO, BUT YOU HAVE
TO LOOSE A SPOON.
314
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,152
I'M SORRY!
315
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,287
NO, NO, NO DON'T BE
SORRY THIS IS GREAT.
316
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,355
THIS IS WONDERFUL,
THIS IS ABOUT COMMUNICATION.
317
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,457
YOU SAID LEFT,
BUT LEFT CAN MEAN
318
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,993
A NUMBER
OF DIFFERENT THINGS.
319
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,828
CONSTANCE, HOW COULD YOU HAVE
COMMUNICATED WITH KYLE
320
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,763
TO GUIDE HIM
DIFFERENTLY?
321
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,200
I COULD HAVE
SAID "RIGHT."
322
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,502
OR, "YOUR LEFT."
323
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,338
BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU NEED
TO THINK OUTSIDE YOURSELF.
324
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,907
IT'S ABOUT COMMUNICATING
WITH OTHERS.
325
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,009
HENRY, DID YOU HEAR THAT
IT'S ABOUT COMMUNICATION.
326
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,443
I DON'T FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE INVOLVING YOURSELF
327
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,777
IN COMMUNICATING.
328
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:08,815
OKAY, UM--
329
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,017
GO RIGHT.
330
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,424
OKAY, SO DO I HAVE TO
DROP A SPOON?
331
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,791
YES.
332
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,193
FUCK, NICE HENRY.
333
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,461
WHERE'RE YOU GOING?
334
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:25,065
I'M GOING TO FIND
THE OTHER GUYS
335
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,866
AND TELL 'EM ABOUT THIS.
336
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,201
NOW?
337
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,070
I GOT ONE LEFT,
WHAT DO I DO?
338
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,940
YOU'RE GOING LEFT,
MY LEFT.
339
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,174
NO!
340
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,352
[ moaning ]
341
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,428
[ moaning ]
342
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,605
HELLO.
343
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,921
[ whispering ]
ROMAN.
344
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:22,990
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
345
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,258
HENRY, SHHH.
346
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,094
THIS IS SOME DISTURBING SHIT.
347
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,404
BEEN HERE FOR
LIKE 20 MINUTES.
348
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:42,075
THIS GUY IS
NOT A CLOSER.
349
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:46,579
OH GOD OKAY,
WHAT THE FUCK ROMAN?
350
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,048
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
351
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,416
WHAT IS THAT?
352
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:53,120
I WAS AH-- LOOKING FOR CASEY.
353
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,955
YOU KNOW TO TELL HER ABOUT
THE MEETING AND EVERYTHING.
354
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,424
CAUSE I DON'T THINK
SHE HEARD ABOUT IT.
355
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,625
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
356
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,461
ME? I WAS--
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS.
357
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,197
FOR THE MEETING.
358
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,665
SO WHERE IS CASEY?
359
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,335
I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH
RICK FOX IN HIS ROOM
360
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,103
SO SHE'S NOT IN HIS ROOM?
361
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,240
I DON'T KNOW I COULDN'T FIGURE
OUT WHICH ONE WAS HIS.
362
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,948
CASEY WOULDN'T--
363
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,916
YOU KNOW,
364
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,619
WITH RICK FOX?
365
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:30,623
I MEAN, I WOULDN'T
THINK SO.
366
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,925
MAYBE I'LL GO TO
THE FRONT DESK
367
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,928
AND SEE IF I COULD GET
FOX'S ROOM NUMBER.
368
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,597
AND TELL CASEY
ABOUT THE MEETING.
369
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,432
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
370
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,035
OKAY.
371
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,350
OH HI, UH...MR. FOX.
372
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,351
DID YOU SEE THE MAID?
373
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,087
I'M ACTUALLY
LOOKING FOR CASEY,
374
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,990
SHE' UM, LIKE SHE HAS BROWN
HAIR, SHE'S KIND OF CRABBY.
375
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,094
OH OKAY, SHE WAS
JUST HERE, SHE LEFT.
376
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,195
OH. GREAT.
377
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,796
BUT HEY,
WHILE YOU'RE HERE.
378
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,538
OH AND SHE LEFT HER PHONE.
379
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,657
SO FOR THIS ROOT
I DID "LETHAL WEAPON,"
380
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,526
WHICH WAS A HUGE
INFLUENCE ON ME,
381
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,429
HOW MEL GIBSON SHOWED YOU COULD
BOTH BE AN ACTION MOVIE STAR,
382
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,331
AND SHOW DEEP EMOTIONS.
383
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,133
YOU KNOW CAUSE
THE WAY HIS WIFE DIED,
384
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,000
AND THAT MADE HIM
LIKE SUPER RECKLESS--
385
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,138
I SAT NEXT TO MEL GIBSON,
THAT'S THIS ROOT.
386
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,573
AH, THERE HE IS,
WHERE'S ROMAN?
387
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,408
WHICH ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE BELIEFS--
388
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,643
OH, I DID
BRANCHES AS BELIEFS--
389
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,279
WELL START WITH
THE BRANCHES FIRST.
390
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,550
WE'RE MAKING A "LIFE-TREES."
391
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,218
LIFE TREE TIME,
YOU KNOW.
392
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,420
I GUESS IT'S NOT LIKE A BELIEF
BUT I THINK BONO'S AWESOME.
393
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,323
OKAY FINALLY,
ALL RIGHT, THE TEAM IS HERE,
394
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,860
SO LET THE TEAM
BUILDING BEGIN.
395
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,266
OKAY. SIMPLE,
OPEN COMMUNICATION.
396
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,168
A COMMON PROBLEM
WITH ANY TEAM
397
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,503
IS A FAILURE TO UNDERSTAND
A TEAM MATES NEEDS.
398
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,738
I'M GOING TO TOSS THE BALL,
WHOEVER CATCHES IT,
399
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,041
SAYS AN IDEA THAT WOULD
HELP IMPROVE THE TEAM.
400
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,477
FIRST THING THAT POPS
INTO YOUR HEAD.
401
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:34,046
OKAY THAT WAY WILL UNDERSTAND
EACH OTHER BETTER
402
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,682
AND IT'LL BRING
US CLOSER TO EACH OTHER.
403
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,116
OKAY?
404
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,885
OKAY.
405
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,623
COME ON HENRY, FIRST
THING TO POP INTO YOUR MIND.
406
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,593
HOW DO YOU THINK WE COULD
IMPROVE THE TEAM?
407
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,061
I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING,
RON.
408
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,664
WELL YOU HAVE TO.
409
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,401
OKAY, PAY US DOUBLE.
410
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,236
WE CAN'T. TOSS THE BALL
TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
411
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,839
I WE SHOULD EACH ADOPT A
HOMELESS PERSON
412
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:03,743
AND CARE FOR HIM AND MAKING A
DIFFERENCE IN ONE PERSON'S LIFE.
413
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:08,615
NOT GONNA HAPPEN,
TOSS IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
414
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,851
I THINK WE SHOULD ALL FOCUS
ON POSITIVITY IN OUR WORK.
415
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,221
GOOD. POSITIVITY,
THAT'S VERY GOOD.
416
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,222
TOSS IT!
417
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,089
POSITIVITY.
418
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,091
I THINK,
419
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,261
CASEY SHOULD
BE MORE DISCREET.
420
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,662
WHAT?
421
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,197
CASEY HOLD ON,
ROMAN HAS THE BALL
422
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,632
ROMAN, A LITTLE
INSIGHT ON THAT ONE.
423
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,099
DISCREET ABOUT WHAT?
424
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,134
COME ON YOU KNOW.
425
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,703
NO I DON'T KNOW.
426
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,872
SLEEPING AROUND.
427
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:33,873
WHAT?
428
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,108
WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
429
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:40,347
IT'S JUST A SUGGESTION, TO
IMPROVE, THE-- YOU KNOW UH TEAM.
430
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,114
WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN
THAT ROMAN'S IN LOVE WITH YOU.
431
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,217
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
MAN, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
432
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,385
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
433
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,519
ROMAN, HENRY HAS THE BALL--
434
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,887
HENRY SAY SOMETHING
TOSS THE BALL.
435
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,590
WHAT BUSINESS IS
IT OF YOURS WHAT I DO, ROMAN?
436
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,525
AND HOW DID YOU EVEN
FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?
437
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,227
WHAT HAPPENED
TO NOT TELLING ANYBODY?
438
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,231
WHAT THE FUCK?
439
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,699
HENRY HAS THE BALL,
HENRY SAY SOMETHING, TOSS IT.
440
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,800
YOU FUCKED HENRY?
441
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,535
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
TO DO WITH YOU?
442
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,770
HIM?
YES!
443
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,405
WHY? OH MY GOD.
444
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,206
I TOLD YOU THERE WAS
FUCKIN' A LINE, DUDE.
445
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,542
HENRY, GODDAMIT SAY SOMETHING
AND TOSS THE BALL.
446
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,412
OKAY, FINE I'VE
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
447
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,580
CASEY?
YEAH?
448
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,817
YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE
IN RICK FOX'S ROOM.
449
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,319
OKAY, THAT'S
NOT A SUGGESTION.
450
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:23,290
OKAY, CASEY SHOULDN'T LEAVE
PHONES IN RICK FOX'S ROOM.
451
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,691
CAN I SAY SOMETHING IF
I DON'T HAVE THE BALL?
452
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:25,758
NO.
453
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,394
SO WHAT,
YOU'RE JEALOUS, NOW?
454
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,396
JUST SAYING.
JUST SAYING, MY GOD.
455
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,532
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FUCKED
HENRY AND RICK FOX.
456
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,701
IS THERE ANYONE IN THE UNIVERSE
YOU HAVEN'T FUCKED?
457
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,168
I HAVEN'T FUCK ANYONE!
458
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,470
OKAY, PEOPLE. STOP.
459
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,838
WELL YOU DID SAY YOU
FUCKED HENRY A LOT.
460
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,673
OKAY, SENSING A LOT
TENSION IN THE ROOM,
461
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,774
IF YOU PASS ME THE BALL,
462
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,376
I CAN MAYBE MAKE
A SUGGESTION
463
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,844
THAT WILL RELIEVE
SOME OF THE TENSION.
464
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,479
LISTEN, NOTHING HAPPENED.
465
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,680
OKAY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
466
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:48,848
NOTHING HAPPENED.
467
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,783
CASEY, TOSS THE BALL.
468
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,419
OW! FUCK MAN.
469
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,520
JESUS, FUCK!
470
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,588
THAT FUCKIN' HURT!
GOOD!
471
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:56,756
JESUS CHRIST.
472
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,492
COME ON FUCK!
473
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,864
OKAY, I HAVE THE BALL
474
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,600
AND MY SUGGESTION IS
THAT YOU PEOPLE REALIZE
475
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,203
THAT I'M MAKING
A GENUINE EFFORT HERE, OKAY?
476
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,273
AND I, LOOK AT ME,
LOOK AT ME,
477
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:22,615
NO ONE ON THE TEAM SHOULD FUCK
ANYBODY ON THE TEAM!
478
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,484
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
479
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,490
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT
480
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,225
FLIRTING WITH
RICK FOX ALL DAY
481
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,561
IS NOT GONNA MAKE ME
SLIGHTLY JEALOUS?
482
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,496
OH MY GOD, HENRY,
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
483
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,530
ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS.
484
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,332
I KNOW WE DID
BUT I DIDN'T THINK THAT
485
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,233
HAVING A CASUAL
HOOK-UP AGREEMENT
486
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,836
MEANT THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO
STOP HAVING FEELINGS.
487
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,506
SORRY, NO, NO, THAT
WAS JUST THE MOST PATHETIC
488
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:47,840
HALLMARK CARD
I'VE EVER HEARD.
489
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,576
THANK YOU,
THAT'S VERY SWEET.
AND JUST WHAT?
490
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,243
RICK FOX HE OFFERED
ME A RIDE BACK
491
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,779
TO HOLLYWOOD
WHAT?
AND I SAID YES.
492
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,013
WHY, WHY?
493
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,915
WELL, NOT TO HAVE SEX
WITH HIM, YOU PSYCHO.
494
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,385
IT'S SO I CAN DRIVE HIS CAR
BECAUSE IT'S A CLK
495
00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,786
AND IT'S REALLY FUCKIN' FAST AND
I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE.
496
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,588
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SO, DEAL WITH IT.
497
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,424
WHAT'S A CTS?
A CLK!
498
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:08,828
WHAT'S A CLK?
WHAT THE FU...?
499
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,364
THIS MATERIAL IS
THE COPYRIGHTED PROPERTY
500
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,865
OF TEAMWORKZ FUN BUILDING.
501
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,334
I WAS JUST BORROWING IT.
502
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,904
YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING
TO SEND A BILL TO PARTY DOWN
503
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,672
IN CARE OF RON.
504
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,941
NO, NO, NO, NO.
505
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,076
MY NAME'S NOT RON,
IT'S MARK.
506
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:31,951
RICK FOX, HUH?
507
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,553
DO I HAVE ANYTHING
IN MY TEETH?
508
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,788
HEY GARY, YOU DON'T HAVE, LIKE,
A CARD OR SOMETHING FOR ME?
509
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,957
HMM, YEAH.
510
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,692
SERIOUSLY?
YOU'RE INTERESTED?
511
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,829
WELL I'M INTRIGUED,
I MEAN THIS A--
512
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,565
ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
513
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:46,933
WE'LL SET SOMETHING
UP CALL THAT NUMBER.
514
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,735
WE'LL SIT DOWN.
THANK YOU.
515
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,970
YOU'D BE A SALES NATURAL,
I SWEAR.
516
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,405
NO MAILROOM.
517
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,707
NO, NO, NO MAILROOM.
OKAY.
518
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,943
ALL RIGHT. NO I PROMISE,
YOU'D BE A NATURAL.
519
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:57,944
CALL ME.
THANK YOU.
520
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,079
ALL RIGHT,
IT'S RICK FOX TIME.
521
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,448
IT'S RICK FOX O'CLOCK
522
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,782
HAVE FUN.
523
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,487
THANK YOU.
524
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,321
HELLO.
525
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:10,823
YOU KNOW, I'M VERY GLAD
TO BE HERE,
526
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,526
BECAUSE I JUST SAT IN SOME
OFFICE MANAGEMENT,
527
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:17,063
AND I NEED AN OFFICE
MANAGEMENT SOLUTION.
528
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,440
OKAY UH, ANYBODY LAKERS FANS?
529
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,543
*
530
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:42,889
STEVE'S JUST IN HERE
531
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,056
AND UM HE'LL BE RIGHT
WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.
532
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,192
THANK YOU.
HEY GOOD LUCK.
533
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,499
OKAY GREAT.
534
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,800
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
HENRY.
535
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,602
WH-- NO WITH SOME ONE.
OH.
536
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:58,871
ALL RIGHT, WELL, KAREN,
I'LL LOOKING FOR THAT FAX.
537
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,473
YEAH, OKAY.
538
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,642
YOU TOO. BYE BYE.
539
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,110
HENRY.
HI.
540
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,411
STEVE DEETMAN.
HEY, MAN.
541
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,746
HOW DO YOU KNOW
THE GOOCHER?
542
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,481
I'M SORRY-- WHO?
543
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:09,582
GARY GUTENBURG,
YOU KNOW--
544
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:12,384
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
WE MET AT A PARTY.
545
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,920
EXCELLENT,
MOST EXCELLENT.
546
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,488
IS HE GONNA BE HERE?
547
00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:18,390
OH NO, NO, SORRY,
GARY'S UP IN FRESNO TODAY,
548
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:20,059
BUT HE DOESN'T HANDLE
THIS KIND OF THING ANYWAY.
549
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,828
SO THAT'S MY JOB SO--
550
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,395
OKAY.
551
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:24,531
ANYWAY
THE GOOCHER TOLD ME
552
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,165
YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN SALES IS THAT RIGHT?
553
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:29,001
YES, WELL HE SAID THAT UM,
YOU KNOW, THAT MIGHT BE
554
00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,604
SOMETHING THAT
I WOULD BE SUITED FOR AND--
555
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:32,805
YELLO?
556
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,874
WHAT'S UP BRICKMAN
YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHE BAG!?
557
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,643
UH-HUH.
[ laughing ]
558
00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,010
YEAH, DUDE,
IT'S ON THE WAY.
559
00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,647
ALL RIGHT, BRICKMAN, BY THE WAY
THE SPUR SUCKED MY BALLS.
560
00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:41,948
JUST KIDDING BUDDY.
561
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,850
HE'S FROM TEXAS SO--
562
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,151
I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE.
563
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:46,418
I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
GOING WITH THIS HENRY
564
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,954
YES, WE LOOKING
FOR PEOPLE
565
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,122
WITH SKILLS AND WITH SMARTS.
GREAT.
566
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:53,560
DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE
WITH TELEMARKETING?
567
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:54,694
TELEMARKETING?
568
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:55,895
YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T.
569
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,429
DON'T SWEAT IT.
570
00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:58,865
BECAUSE I DID IT THE SUMMER
AFTER MY JUNIOR YEAR,
571
00:24:58,965 --> 00:24:59,866
PICKED IT UP IN A DAY.
572
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,500
OKAY SO...
573
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:05,471
SITTING IN A CUBICLE
AND JUST MAKING CALLS OR
574
00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:07,707
YEAH, NOT REALLY IT'S UM--
575
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:08,841
IT'S MORE LIKE
A LONG TABLE
576
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:10,109
THAT YOU'D BE SITTING
AT MAKING CALLS SO--
577
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:12,545
OH.
578
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,814
OKAY, TEN BUCKS AND HOUR,
579
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:18,217
AND YOU'LL HEALTH BENEFITS
AFTER YOUR FIRST YEAR.
YEP.
580
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,988
IT'S NOT THE MOST GLAMOROUS
JOB IN THE WORLD, HENRY.
581
00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,990
BUT THE GOOCHER MASTER TOLD ME
THAT YOU NEEDED SOMETHING
582
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,057
WITH ABSOLUTELY
NO EXPERIENCE.
583
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:26,859
SO THIS IS WHAT'S
ON THE TABLE.
584
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,160
LET'S SEE IF YOU OH--
585
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,729
ALL RIGHT, YOU USED
TO BE AN ACTOR?
586
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:34,033
IT SAYS HERE.
YEAH, YEAH.
587
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:37,136
OH, MY GOD.
588
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,105
HENRY I'M GONNA ASK
YOU ONE LAST QUESTION.
589
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,607
AND THIS IS
THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
590
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:41,841
OF THIS WHOLE INTERVIEW,
OKAY?
591
00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:43,042
OKAY.
592
00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:45,177
"ARE WE HAVING FUN YET!?"
593
00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,950
*
594
00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:01,027
*
595
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:21,047
*
596
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,264
AH, HA, HA TREE.
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