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HOLY BALLS, THIS PARTY IS
GONNA BE FUCKIN' AWESOME.
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YEAH OR LIKE
ANY OTHER PARTY,
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BUT NAKED-ER.
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AND WITH SEX.
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THAT'S AWESOME.
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WHAT? I DIG SEX.
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I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE
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FOR NOT SHARING
SOCIETY'S HANG-UPS.
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I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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YEAH YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
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YOU HAVE HANG-UPS,
ADMIT IT.
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LOOK, IT'S NOT YOUR
FAULT WE LIVE IN
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AN UPTIGHT,
PURITANICAL SOCIETY.
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IF YOU LOOK AT THE HISTORY
OF ALL CIVILIZATION.
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LIKE ANCIENT ROME
FOR EXAMPLE.
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IF YOU WENT INTO A
PROMINENT CITIZEN'S VILLA,
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IN ANCIENT ROME
AND LOOKED UP ON THE WALLS,
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THERE WOULD BE MURALS
OF PEOPLE FUCKING.
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REALLY?
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JUST PEOPLE FUCKING...
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ON THE WALLS.
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AND PHALLUSES.
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MY POINT IS THEY
DIDN'T HAVE HANG-UPS.
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THEY'RE LIKE, HEY MAN,
SEX IS A LIFE FORCE.
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WHAT'S UP!
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HOLLY SHIT,
THAT'S ROD JOHNSON.
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ROD JOHNSON?
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HE PRACTICALLY GOT A SATURN V
ROCKET FOR A COCK.
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HE JUST ANNIHILATES
THESE CHICKS.
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HE BE LIKE FUCKIN'
THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.
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AND THEN SPLOOGE,
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ALL OVER THEIR MOUTH
AND NOSE AND EYES,
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LIKE BUCKETS,
EXCRETED FROM HIS BODY.
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ALL OVER THEM
IT'S FUCKIN' CRAZY.
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WOW, IT MUST BE GREAT
NOT HAVING HANG-UPS.
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YEAH.
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SERVICE SMILE,
SERVICE SMILE.
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NO, NOT "OOH, NICE TITS,
SMILES, OKAY"?
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PROFESSIONAL SMILES.
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AH EXCUSE ME SIR,
YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE.
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OH MR. DUK.
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OF COURSE YOU
CAN BE BACK HERE.
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IT'S YOUR COMPANY, YOU CAN BE
ANYWHERE YOU WANT!
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TO WHAT DO WE OWE
THE PLEASURE OF YOUR VISIT?
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MMM, HUNDRED DOLLARS AT
A TITTY BAR, OR HERE FOR FREE?
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MMM, I COME HERE.
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DOLLAR SMART,
WHY I'M THE BOSS.
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OF COURSE.
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UH, WHILE I HAVE YOU HERE,
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FREE FULLY NUDE
PORNO EVERYWHERE.
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WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE
ALL THE FUN?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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AND IF IT MAKES
SENSE MONEY-WISE.
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SPEAKING OF WHICH.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO BECOME
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A PARTNER WITH ME ON
MY FRANCHISE PLAN?
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SOUP R' CRACKERS?
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ALL YOU CAN EAT
SOUP AND SALAD?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
RIGHT, RIGHT.
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I'VE BEEN TRACKING
THE MARKETS,
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AND IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A GREAT
OPPORTUNITY TO MOVE RIGHT NOW.
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I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
IT'S LAMINATED AND ALL THAT
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BUT-- TOO EARLY.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU
SAID TO ME LAST TIME.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHEN
THE TIME IS RIGHT.
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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YEAH,
THEY'RE LITTLE DICKS.
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YOU'RE THE FIRST FUCKIN'
GUYS TO NOTICE THAT.
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HI--
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SORRY.
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YEAH, YEAH, I'M SORRY--UH...
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NO, NO, IT'S JUST,
NOT HERE.
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NOT HERE.
I KNOW.
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I'M SORRY--GROUND RULES.
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I MEAN JUST AT WORK.
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I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE--
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I KNOW.
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I DON'T WANT THEM
TO KNOW.
YEAH.
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AND PLUS I'M LIKE SWIMMING
IN DIVORCE PAPERS, RIGHT NOW.
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LIKE MY AGENT
KEEPS TEASING ME
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WITH THIS RENO
911 OFFER
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OR SOMETHING,
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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NOW I HAVE TO SPEND
THE ENTIRE NIGHT
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WALKING AROUND WITH
THESE TROGLODYTES
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DEMANDING TO SEE MY TITS
EVERY TIME I WALK BY
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WITH THESE FUCKIN'
IDIOTIC COCK SNACKS.
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I THOUGHT--
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KNOW WHAT'D I'D DO?
JUST SHOW 'EM THE GOODS,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
I'M SURE THEY'RE NATURAL?
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ROMAN, I SWEAR TO GOD,
IF YOU DON'T GET AWAY FROM ME
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I'M GONNA KICK
YOUR DICK OFF.
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JESUS CH--
I SWEAR TO GOD.
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ALL RIGHT,
HAVE FUN GUYS.
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I'M SORRY,
IT'S MY FAULT.
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YOU KNOW IT'S JUST...
MY LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW.
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IT'S ALWAYS NICE
TO SEE YOU AND
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YOU TOO.
YEAH AHH--
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AND YOU KNOW HOOKIN' UP
AND STUFF IS FUN.
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I SWEAR IT'S JUST LIKE, THE
BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND THING
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YEAH, NO,
IT'S A CASUAL THING.
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RIGHT, EXACTLY.
IT'S CASUAL.
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YEAH THAT'S,
WHAT I WANT.
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GOOD.
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AWE MAN,
STAY AWAY FROM CASEY,
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I THINK SHE'S
ON THE FUCKIN' RAG.
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PLENTY OF FISH
IN THE SEA, DUDE.
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HERE YOU GO.
THANKS.
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AND WHAT AWARD DID
YOU WIN TONIGHT??
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BEST BLOWJOB.
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AH BEST BLOWJOB?
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THAT MUST BE AN
AMAZING BLOWJOB.
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BEST OF THE YEAR.
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"BEST" BEING RELATIVE,
OF COURSE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DANDIA?
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I MEAN, YOU SO
DON'T DESERVE THAT.
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HEY, I WON THIS
FAIR AND SQUARE--
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YEAH, JUST SLEEP WITH
THE RIGHT PEOPLE--
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I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH
ANYONE TO WIN THIS.
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I JUST WENT OUT AND GAVE
THE BEST BLOWJOB.
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MINE'S WAY BETTER--
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BULLSHIT!
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LADIES, MAYBE WE CAN
CLEAR THIS UP RIGHT NOW.
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WE COULD DO
A BLOWJOB CONTEST.
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WE'LL BE THE JUDGES.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S AN IDEA.
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DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT?
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I KNOW, MAN,
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I THOUGHT THEY WERE
COOL WITH SEX
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BUT THEY'RE FUCKIN'
STUCK-UP, BITCHES.
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NO, THEY'RE
COOL WITH SEX.
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WHY DO YOU THINK THEY
GOT INTO PORN?
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I DON'T KNOW,
THEIR UNCLES RAPED THEM.
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I'M TALKING
ABOUT YOUR APPROACH.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY APPROACH?
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"HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE
A BLOWJOB CONTEST."
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SOUND LIKE A CLOWN.
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NOT EVEN NYMPHOS'LL
GO FOR THAT.
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FUCK OFF NYMPHO'S
WOULD GO FOR THAT.
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NO THEY WOULDN'T.
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WHAT WOULD YOUR
APPROACH BE?
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ALL RIGHT TELL YOU WHAT?
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JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
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OKAY?
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SO MY AGENT'S LIKE,
DO ONE PUPUJUJO VIDEO
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JUST FOR THE MONEY AND
NOW IT'S LIKE ALL I'M DOING.
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PUPUJUJO?
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PUPUJUJO IT'S THING WHERE
GUYS CUM IN YOUR NOSTRILS.
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FUCKING JAPANESE,
RIGHT?
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IT'S LIKE, WHAT'LL
THEY THINK OF NEXT?
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IT'S MONEY, BUT LIKE IS THAT
WHY I GOT INTO THE BUSINESS?
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SO I COULD HAVE GUYS
CUMMING UP MY NOSE?
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I AH-- I DON'T--
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SO I'M REBRANDING.
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I GOT THE NEW NAME,
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I GOT THE NEW SURGERIES,
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WHICH CAME OUT OKAY, EXCEPT
FOR THIS ONE LITTLE SCAR.
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WELL, YOU BARELY NOTICE.
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OH, NO, NO
THAT'S FROM EARLIER
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WHEN MY HEART
DIDN'T WORK.
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SO NOW I HAVE
A MONKEY HEART.
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GOD DAMN IT, GOOD--
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RON! WHAT'S UP.
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WHAT'S UP IS ALAN DUK
IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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AND I FUCKING
HATE HIM.
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THE GUY WHO OWNS
THE COMPANY?
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YEAH, YEAH THE GUY,
WHO OWNS THE COMPANY
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THE GUY IS LIKE, "RON, HEY
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YOU HAVE GOALS AND PLANS,
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SOUP R' CRACKERS
WHAT A GREAT FRANCHISE,
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LET ME HELP YOU OUT,"
RIGHT?
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BUT THEN I GET ALL
MY DUCKS IN A ROW
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I GET EVERYTHING
READY TO GO,
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I CAN SMELL, IT RIGHT?
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HE'S LIKE, "NO I DON'T
THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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MAYBE LATER."
AGAIN.
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SO IT'S LIKE HE DANGLES
IT IN FRONT OF MY FACE
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AND THEN JUST
RIPS IT AWAY.
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WELL, KEEP TRYING.
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HE'S THE MONEY, HENRY.
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HE'S THE MONEY, OKAY?
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IF HE'S YANKIN' MY CHAIN, THEN
WHERE AM I GONNA GET THE MONEY?
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THE MONEY STORE?
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I DON'T--
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MONEY DEPOT?
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CRAMSEY.
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I'M SORRY?
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MY NEW NAME.
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CAUSE LIKE I DO
A LOT OF ANAL.
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SO IT'S LIKE
"CRAM IT UP THERE"
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YOU KNOW LIKE CRAM IT.
I GET IT.
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HI.
COME HERE.
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WHO IS THAT,
SHOULD I BE JEALOUS?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT IF
I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT,
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I MIGHT HAVE A SHOT AT
MASTURBATING INTO HER NOSE.
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WOW!
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THAT'S SO SEXY,
SHE'S VERY SEXY.
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SHE'S THE MOST DEPRESSING
PERSON ON THE PLANET.
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I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF.
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UMM. YOU HOWEVER SEEM
MORE CHEERFUL THOUGH.
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THIS GUY GAVE ME
A HIT OF X AND I TOOK IT.
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REALLY?
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YEAH LIKE 15 MINUTES AGO
AND NOW IT'S KICKING IN.
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WOW.
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YOU SHOULD TAKE IT
TOO AND WE BOTH
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CAN BE IN ECSTASY
AT THIS PARTY.
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OKAY.
YEAH?
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IS THERE ANYMORE OR--
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AH, I DON'T,
I DON'T KNOW...PROBABLY.
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I'LL FIND HIM--
JESUS, MAN--I'M NOT KIDDING.
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LIKE THE MANE
OF A UNICORN.
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SERIOUSLY, THIS?
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SUCH MYTHICAL CREATURE.
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I'M TOTALLY IN TO THAT.
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I-- YES, YES I'M GONNA--
OKAY GREAT.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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[ muttering ]
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DUDE, THESE CHICKS
TONIGHT, HUH?
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YOU IN THE BIZ, OR JUST, WHAT,
AN INTERESTED PARTY?
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SHIT MAN, ALL THAT
PUSSY OUT THERE,
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WHO ISN'T AN
INTERESTED PARTY?
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ME? I'M BOTH.
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I AM IN THE BIZ AND VERY
INTERESTED IN PUSSY.
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YOU HEARD OF
"DUMB SCHOOLGIRLZ?"
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WITH A Z?
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TOO DUMB TO SAY NO"
THAT'S ME, THAT'S MINE.
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[ chuckling ]
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YOU LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS?
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AH SHIT WHO DOESN'T
LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS.
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AM I MAKING YOU
PEE SHY, HUH?
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ALL MY JIBBER JABBER?
233
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[ grunting ] SORRY.
234
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,070
[ laughing ]
235
00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,504
YOU KNOW WHAT
I LIKE TO DO?
236
00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,040
I LIKE TO THINK
OF A BUCKET OF WATER
237
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,775
POURING INTO ANOTHER
BUCKET OF WATER,
238
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,510
OH BY THE WAY FYI, STAY AWAY
FROM THE LITTLE BLONDE GIRL
239
00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,647
WITH THE BIG TITS
AND THE GREEN SKIRT.
240
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,961
SO, TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR BAND.
241
00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,897
YEAH, WE DO LIKE THIS MODERN
TAKE ON A DOORS THING.
242
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,699
SORT OF LIKE, POWER EMO.
243
00:09:58,799 --> 00:09:59,800
I'M REALLY INTO THIS
GERMAN TECHNO--
244
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,069
I LOVE JIM MORRISON.
245
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,536
MORRISON IS A POET.
246
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,605
HE DOES NOT GET THE RESPECT
HE DESERVES, RIGHT.
247
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,274
"COME ON BABY,
LIGHT MY FIRE."
248
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,809
ROBBIE KRIEGER
WROTE THAT.
249
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,543
NOT OF LOT OF PEOPLE
KNOW THAT.
250
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,846
"BREAK ON THROUGH
TO THE OTHER SIDE."
251
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,948
RIGHT, THAT'S
BETTER POETRY THAN,
252
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,650
LIKE, YEETS OR WHATEVER.
253
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,085
IT'S PRONOUNCED YEATS.
254
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,653
I HATE YEETS, THAT'S WHAT I
WAS READING IN HIGH SCHOOL
255
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,189
MY TEACHER MOLESTED ME.
256
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,693
SOMETIMES WHEN
I'M WRITING SONGS,
257
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,194
I DO THIS THING THAT HE DID,
258
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,663
WHERE HE CHANNELED
THE SPIRIT OF AN INDIAN.
259
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,699
THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME,
RIGHT?
260
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,967
TO HAVE LIKE AN INDIAN
INSIDE YOU.
261
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,804
AMAZING.
262
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:41,074
I'M HALF INDIAN.
263
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,244
OKAY, UM, I'LL
SEE YOU AROUND.
264
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,748
OH--
265
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,049
DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT?
266
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,583
YEAH, WHAT WAS THAT?
267
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,119
YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE
TALKING ALL THAT BULLSHIT.
268
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,186
HOW COULD I FOLLOW?
269
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,587
YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT'S NOT BULLSHIT.
270
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,989
THAT'S HONEST
CONVERSATION.
271
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:56,990
HONESTY?
272
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,859
DO I WANNA BE
INSIDER HER? YES?
273
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,127
IS YEATS IS
PRONOUNCED YATES?
274
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,161
FUCKIN' YES.
275
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:04,597
YOU JUST GOTTA BE ZEN.
DON'T WANT. BE.
276
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,134
GIRLS WANT TO BE,
SO JUST BE WITH THEM.
277
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,301
WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
278
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,970
YOU'RE NOT MAKING
ANY SENSE.
279
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,271
YOU'LL GET IT MAN,
YOU'LL GET IT, I'LL CLICK.
280
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:15,142
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
281
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:20,147
[ loud music playing ]
282
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,983
THINK FOR A SEX PARTY,
THERE'D BE MORE ACTUAL SEX.
283
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,919
LIKE FREE SEX.
284
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,722
CONSTANCE, HI.
HEY.
285
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,924
DO YOU HAVE ANY ECSTASY?
286
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,359
NO. DO YOU?
287
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,765
SHE'S WITH US?
YEAH.
288
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,099
NICE TITS.
289
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,367
WHAT'S ECSTASY?
290
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,383
HELLO.
291
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,353
ALLOW ME TO
INTRODUCE MYSELF.
292
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,323
MY NAME IS
GUY STENNISLAUS.
293
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,159
I WAS WONDERING YOU
MIGHT HAVE A MOMENT
294
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,229
FOR A BUSINESS
CONVERSATION.
295
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,800
WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT
IF I ASK YOUR NAME?
296
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,667
RON, WHAT BUSINESS?
297
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,137
I'M A PRODUCER.
298
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,906
MY REPUTATION
IS VERY GOOD,
299
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:22,342
ANYONE HERE WILL
TESTIFY TO THAT.
300
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,978
I'VE WON THE REUBEN HOSEMAN
AWARD THREE TIMES.
301
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,347
MY COMPANY GROSSED
SIX MILLION, LAST YEAR.
302
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,951
NOW, RON, I WAS WATCHING
YOU IN THE BATHROOM.
303
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,921
YOU HAVE AN
ENORMOUS COCK.
304
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,755
I'M GOING TO BE VERY
STRAIGHT FORWARD WITH YOU
305
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,191
BECAUSE I'M A STRAIGHT
FORWARD BUSINESS MAN.
306
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:42,295
I AM GOING TOMORROW TO MEET
WITH INVESTORS IN SEOUL,
307
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,198
AND I THINK A DISCOVERY
LIKE THIS WOULD BE
308
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,000
OF GREAT INTEREST TO THEM,
309
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,769
AND VERY LUCRATIVE TO YOU,
IF YOU WOULD CONSIDER IT.
310
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,142
KOREANS?
YES.
311
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,411
AND I THINK THAT YOU COULD
MAKE YOU A LOT OF MONEY
312
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,815
IN A VERY SHORT TIME
WITH SUCH A LARGE,
313
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,450
INTERESTING
COCK AS THAT.
314
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,386
IF I CAN'T TOUCH,
WHY BOTHER, RIGHT?
315
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,387
OH DICK SNACKS.
316
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,089
REALLY CLEVER,
AREN'T THEY?
317
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:12,926
UH RON,
318
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,262
PERHAPS WE COULD DISCUSS
THIS SOMEWHERE
319
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,430
A LITTLE MORE
PRIVATE, YES?
320
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,004
I DON'T HAVE
TO SHOW MY FACE,
321
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,138
AND I COULD STILL
MAKE MONEY?
322
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,407
WE ARE NOT INTERESTED
IN YOUR FACE, RON.
323
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,143
IF THAT'S
HOW YOU WANT IT.
324
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,879
CAUSE I JUST NEED
QUICK START-UP FUNDS.
325
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,414
OF COURSE, OF COURSE
I KNOW, RON.
326
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,750
YOU HAVE A DREAM,
I HAD A DREAM MYSELF, ONCE.
327
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,353
AND NOW,
I'M LIVING IT.
328
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,990
IF YOU MAKE MID FIVE
FIGURES IN A QUARTER,
329
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,292
YOU CAN OPEN ALL THE WONDER
CRACKERS YOU WISH.
330
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,128
SOUP R' CRACKERS.
YES.
331
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:52,465
SO, IF I MAY,
IF I COULD JUST UH--
332
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,767
HAVE A CLOSER LOOK?
333
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,904
IT IS, IT IS FIVE FIGURES
YOU SWEAR, YES?
334
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,839
YES, YES.
335
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:03,176
SO--
336
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,444
CAN I JUST TAKE A MINUTE?
337
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,213
TAKE ALL
THE TIME YOU NEED.
338
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,381
OF COURSE,
OF COURSE.
339
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,054
YOU LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU ARE READY.
340
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,255
OKAY.
341
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,570
[ clearing his throat ]
342
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,472
OKAY.
343
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,374
READY?
YES.
344
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,485
OCCUPIED, OCCUPIED!
345
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,520
NO, NO, NO, RON.
346
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,090
THIS IS MY ASSISTANT,
THIS IS JIMMY.
347
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,359
JIMMY,
THIS IS MR. DONALD.
348
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,061
WHO I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
349
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,395
I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT THAT RON.
350
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,865
SO IF YOU COULD TAKE
IT OUT AGAIN?
351
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,001
AGAIN?
YES.
352
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:04,371
JUST ONE MOMENT PLEASE.
353
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,906
WE'LL WANT TO CALL
HIRO AND GUNTER RIGHT AWAY.
354
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,509
UH RON, COULD YOU
LIFT IT A BIT?
355
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,411
OKAY.
356
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,246
AND TO THE RIGHT.
357
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,247
MY RIGHT OR YOUR RIGHT?
358
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,448
MY RIGHT.
359
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,117
AND THE RHEE BROTHERS
360
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,186
[ laughing and talking ]
OCCUPIED!
361
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,253
OCCUPIED!
362
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,490
RON. RON. NO, NO, NO
SORRY, SO SORRY.
363
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,858
I WOULD LOVE TO INTRODUCE
MY BUSINESS PARTNER
364
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:26,994
THIS IS DENNI.
365
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,929
THIS IS RON DONALD,
WHO I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
366
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,064
IF YOU'D TAKE
IT OUT AGAIN,
367
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,065
I CAN'T,
I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
368
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:36,403
I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.
RON PLEASE.
369
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:40,140
RON, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
THREE MONTHS WORK.
370
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,011
AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR DREAM IN YOUR HAND.
371
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,250
OKAY, OKAY.
372
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,285
THERE.
373
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:56,256
AND IF YOU COULD GET
IT MORE ERECT.
NO.
374
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,058
NO, NO I DON'T WANT YOU TAKING
A PICTURE OF IT, PLEASE.
375
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,061
RON, THE KOREANS ARE NOT GOING
TO INVEST ON MY GOOD WORD.
376
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,595
[ chuckling ]
377
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,898
SO IF YOU COULD MAKE,
378
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,269
AROUSE YOURSELF
A LITTLE, MORE.
379
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,470
NO, NO I CAN'T.
380
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,239
THINK OF THE
SOUP RESTAURANT.
381
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,673
SOUP R' CRACKERS.
382
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,044
SOUP 'R CRACKERS, YES,
IT IS YOUR DREAM, YEAH?
383
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,545
YES, YES.
384
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,580
THINK ABOUT THAT
AND I WANT YOU
385
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,983
TO THINK ABOUT IT
LIKE A WOMAN.
386
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,052
USE YOUR HAND TO
SLAP IT AROUND.
387
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,319
DENNI.
388
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,654
PLEASE.
389
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,122
LIKE A WOMAN.
390
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,491
LIKE A WOMAN.
391
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,328
LIKE A WOMAN.
392
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,666
YOU SEEN GUY
WITH--?
393
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,268
OH CASEY, SHIT.
394
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:51,144
THIS IS-- THIS IS
A BUSINESS THING.
395
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,345
LOOK RON,
IF YOU WOULD REALLY
396
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,980
WE JUST NEED TO GET ONE
QUICK SNAPSHOT OF YOUR
397
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,682
YOUR STIFF HARD DICK.
398
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,522
ARE YOU GOOD?
399
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:06,593
YEAH I GUESS.
OKAY GREAT.
400
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,095
ALL RIGHT OKAY.
401
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,196
VERY GOOD.
402
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,030
NICE BOOBIES.
403
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,100
FEELS GOOD.
404
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,368
AH THIS IS LIKE--
I DON'T KNOW, THIS IS TOUGH!
405
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,337
IT'S REALLY HARD
CAUSE LIKE,
406
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,372
THEY BOTH FEEL
LIKE REALLY REAL.
407
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,508
AND--
408
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:25,044
OKAY YOU HAVE TO PICK,
COME ON.
409
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,045
DUDE, LET ME
GIVE IT A SHOT.
410
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,014
JUST BE, OKAY.
411
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,616
OKAY, THIS IS A
TOTAL GUESS, 'CAUSE
412
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,519
BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH
TOTALLY, TOTALLY AMAZING
413
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,753
UMM--
414
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,257
LET'S SEE UM, I GONNA
GUESS KENLEY'S ARE REAL.
415
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,991
IS THAT YOUR FINAL GUESS?
416
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,127
OH MAN.
417
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,396
[ laughing ]
418
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,397
I CAN'T DECIDE.
419
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,099
HERE, LET ME,
LET ME GO!
420
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,634
LET ME DO IT.
421
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,203
HEY, GUY, BE COOL--
422
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,671
I MEAN IT'S NOT FAIR
IF I DON'T JUDGE IT TOO.
423
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,441
KENLEY'S ARE REAL.
424
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,110
OKAY?
I GOT IT.
425
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,379
LOSER.
SEE YOU GUYS.
426
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,214
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
427
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,183
I DON'T KNOW, MAN
YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME.
428
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,018
I TOLD YOU OKAY, YOU
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD--
429
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,154
THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO.
430
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,621
THEY WOULDN'T LET ME!
431
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,590
AND LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING
TO FUCKIN' FOLLOW.
432
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,226
YOU'RE LIKE,
"BLOWJOB CONTEST, NOT COOL,"
433
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,661
AH TITTY-FEELING
CONTEST, COOL!"
434
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,663
IT'S NOT A CONTEST,
A COMPARISON.
435
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,730
TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
ALL RIGHT?
436
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,632
JUST WATCH
AND LEARN YOU'LL GET IT.
437
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,033
LEARN WHAT?
438
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,802
YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO TEACH.
439
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,304
YOU DO WHATEVER
THE FUCK YOU WANT
440
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:28,175
CAUSE YOU'RE HANDSOME
AND YOU HAVE COOL EMO HAIR
441
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,609
THE GIRLS LIKE.
442
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:33,380
I THINK YOU LOOK KIND OF FAGGY
AND I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW.
443
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,715
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
444
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,749
HI.
445
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:41,321
WHAT'S UP.
446
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:45,192
[ party noises ]
447
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,663
THERE YOU ARE.
448
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,831
HEY.
HENRY!
449
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:52,832
HOW'S IT GOING?
450
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,367
OH MY GOD.
451
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:59,172
DID YOU AH, DID
YOU FIND THE-- THE GUY?
452
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,574
DO YOU LIKE HOW I FEEL?
453
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,210
YES, YES I DO--
454
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,578
GOOD, BECAUSE
YOU'RE SO COOL.
455
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,813
COOL?
456
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,381
YOU'RE COOL.
YOU'RE COOL TOO.
457
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,251
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN
WE HOOKED UP IN THE ROOM?
458
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,485
YEAH.
IN THE ROOM IN THAT
LITTLE ROOM.
459
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,755
AND THAT WAS SO FUN
AND SEXY, REMEMBER?
460
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,724
IT WAS.
461
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,261
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE
WITH ME RIGHT NOW.
ME TOO!
462
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,597
WE SHOULD GET YOU AND ECSTASY,
BECAUSE IF WE DO
463
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,634
THEN WE COULD
TALK ALL NIGHT
YEAH.
464
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,402
AND KISS.
YEAH.
465
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,304
AND KISS YOU.
466
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,279
OKAY, DOES ANYONE
HAVE ANY ECSTASY! ANYONE?
467
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,381
HENRY, HENRY,
HENRY THAT'S THE GUY!
468
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,382
THAT GUY.
469
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,116
THAT GUY?
THE SHINY--
470
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,118
THE SHI--
THAT'S THE GUY.
471
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:50,223
THE SHINIEST
GUY HERE.
472
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,393
FUCKIN'...ASSHOLES
...SON-OF-A-BITCH--
473
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,562
GOOD. CAN I HAVE
A VODKA REDBULL?
474
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,334
"LIVE LONG AND PROSPER."
475
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,537
HEY. YOU INTO SCI-FI?
476
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,774
YEAH, ARE YOU INTO SCI-FI?
477
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,141
YEAH, TOTALLY.
478
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,279
I EVEN DID A SCI-FI
MOVIE ONCE.
479
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,415
THIS ALIEN DID ME WITH
HIS TENTACLE ARMS.
480
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,549
IT WAS COOL.
481
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,817
IT SOUNDS COOL.
YEAH.
482
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,153
I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE.
483
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,489
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
484
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,291
CRAMSEY.
CRAMSEY.
485
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,426
LISA, ACTUALLY--
486
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,662
I'M ROMAN.
487
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,331
I'M A WRITER.
488
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,500
I WRITE MOVIES
AND BOOKS,
489
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,702
I HAVE A BLOG.
490
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:36,803
IT'S PRETTY COOL.
491
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,406
YEAH.
492
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,741
SO WHAT KIND OF STUFF
ARE YOU INTO?
493
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,776
YOU KNOW, ALL OF IT.
494
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,745
YEAH.
YEAH.
495
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,547
BUT WHAT I REALLY
LIKE IS DRAGONS.
496
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:48,581
DRAGONS?
497
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,450
UM DRAGONS.
498
00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:00,460
DRAGONS ARE FANTASY.
499
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,631
IF THERE'S MAGICAL TALISMANS
OR A MAGIC SWORD
500
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,300
OR WIZARDS
501
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,338
OR FUCKIN' CRAZY
NOT REAL ANIMALS
502
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:14,774
ALL THOSE BASIC THINGS THAT
BREAK THE LAWS OF REALITY,
503
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,877
THAT SHITS ALL FANTASY.
504
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,580
I'M INTO HARD SCI-FI,
FANTASY IS BULLSHIT!
505
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,581
UM-HMM.
506
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,350
I HEARD YOU.
507
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,651
YEAH.
508
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,555
CAN I GET A WATER?
509
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,596
THANKS.
510
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,331
NO PROBLEMO.
511
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,506
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
512
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,642
HI, RON. ANY LUCK?
513
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,978
ALL RIGHT THAT'S FINE.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
514
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,681
HEY MACY, WOULD YOU
COME HERE, PLEASE?
515
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,484
AH MACY WE NEED YOUR
HELP FOR A MOMENT.
516
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,286
I NEED TO GET
A PICTURE FOR SEOUL.
517
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,253
SO, JUST A QUICK FLUFF?
518
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,555
YES, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND.
519
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,256
I DON'T THINK THAT
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
520
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,493
NO, NO, RON. MACY
IS A PROFESSIONAL.
521
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:07,794
THIS IS ALL JUST BUSINESS.
522
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,762
I REALLY DON'T
WANT TOO.
523
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,432
RON, I JUST WANT YOU
TO THINK ABOUT THE MONEY
524
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:13,666
YOU'RE GOING TO BE MAKING.
525
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,769
I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT
SOUP R' CRACKERS, YES?
526
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,008
YES.
527
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,017
WOW.
528
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:32,885
OKAY THEN.
529
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,925
UH, I KNEW IT!
530
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,693
HOW TO WIN
A SINSAYSHUN AWARD.
531
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,395
BLOW THE GUY WITH
THE MOST REUBENS--
532
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,296
I'M NOT BLOWING GUY,
I'M BLOWING THIS ASSHOLE.
533
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,331
AS A FAVOR--
534
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:46,633
OH AND YOU'RE DOING
A REALLY GOOD OF A JOB,
535
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:47,934
HE'S LOOKS WET STRING
DOWN THERE.
536
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:48,935
THAT'S HIS PROBLEM,
IT'S NOT ME.
537
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,036
LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE--
538
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,303
YOU DON'T DESERVE
THIS AWARD--
539
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,572
IT'S MINE!.
540
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,412
[ moaning ]
541
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,121
FUCK.
542
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,926
YEAH, THAT LOOKS AMAZING.
THANKS.
543
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,327
THEY DID REALLY
GOOD WORK.
544
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,663
HEY KYLE, HAVE YOU
SEEN CASEY ANYWHERE?
545
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,931
YEAH, I SAW HER
HEAD TOWARD THE BACK.
546
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,035
WHO'S YOUR SURGEON?
547
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:29,742
IT--HIT ME ON
THE--VERY TIP...AHH!
548
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:39,619
[ crying ]
549
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,754
JESUS, HEY I GOT ONE.
550
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,857
AND I THINK I'M STARTING
TO FEEL SOMETHING.
551
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,559
I THINK THIS IS
A GREAT IDEA--
552
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,427
ARE YOU OKAY?
553
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:49,896
I'M REALLY SORRY,
I THINK YOU NEED
554
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:53,533
TO TAKE ME
TO THE BATHROOM.
555
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:54,834
REALLY?
556
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,607
[ music stops ]
557
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,879
HEY, RON, I WAS GOING TO GO
RIVER BOATING ON THE MISSISSIPPI
558
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,716
I NEED SOMETHING TO MEASURE
DEPTH CAN I BORROW YOUR DICK?
559
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:10,917
YOU SHOULDA
SEEN IT BEFORE,
560
00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,418
THE END WAS
ALL SWOLLEN.
561
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,986
IT LOOKED LIKE
A GRAPE TOOTSIE POP.
562
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:15,688
HOW'S YOUR BACK NOT HURT?
563
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:16,989
HEY RON, HOW COME YOU
NEVER TOLD US
564
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,758
YOU HAD SUCH A HUGE DICK?
565
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,026
AH,
566
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:24,130
CAN YOU JUST...PACK, OKAY?
567
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,566
KYLE WHY WOULD HE TELL
US HE HAD A BIG DICK?
568
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:27,567
WHAT'S THAT DOING OUT?
569
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:28,668
WHO WAS IN MY STUFF?
570
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:31,838
MR. DUK WAS IN HERE.
HE WAS LOOKING THROUGH IT.
571
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,141
REALLY?
572
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:39,746
[ flushing sounds ]
573
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:40,880
HEY.
574
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,982
OH GOD. I'M SORRY.
575
00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,050
IT'S OKAY.
576
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,552
YOU'RE A GOOD
FRIEND, THANK YOU.
577
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:48,821
NO PROBLEM, YOU KNOW.
578
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,558
TELL ME I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
THAT WAS TOO EMBARRASSING.
579
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,092
I'M SO FUCKIN' EMBARRASSED
RIGHT NOW.
580
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,426
NOTHING AT ALL.
581
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,762
REALLY?
YEAH TOTALLY.
582
00:24:55,862 --> 00:25:00,166
IT'S FINE.
583
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:02,902
I DIDN'T GET RENO 911.
584
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,472
SORRY.
585
00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:09,576
YOU WANT ME TO
TAKE YOU HOME?
586
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:13,780
TUCK YOU IN AND MAYBE--
587
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,116
WE COULD TALK,
MAKE OUT--?
588
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:18,484
LIKE YOU SAID BEFORE.
589
00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:21,721
NO, I THINK I JUST
HAVE TO GO HOME.
590
00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:23,690
SORRY I JUST
DON'T FEEL WELL.
OKAY.
591
00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:24,724
ALL RIGHT,
THANK YOU AGAIN.
592
00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:26,626
SURE, SURE, SURE.
593
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,266
*
594
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,579
YEAH IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
595
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:47,747
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
596
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,749
IT IS, IT'S
THE NICEST THING.
597
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,550
IT'S REALLY GREAT,
THERE'S THIS ONE THING
598
00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:53,786
THAT I DON'T GET,
PERSONALLY.
599
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:54,887
AND THAT IS IT
SAYS RIGHT HERE
600
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,757
"THIS SCHOOLGIRL IS
IN FOR A SURPRISE.
601
00:25:57,857 --> 00:26:00,026
SHE'S GOING TO GET
A FACE FULL OF JIZZ,
602
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,828
AND SHE'S GOING
TO LIKE IT."
603
00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,563
"SHE'S GONNA LIKE IT."
YEAH.
604
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:05,698
SO?
605
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,634
WHAT'S NOT TO GET?
606
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:11,503
WELL, WHICH ONE
IS THE SURPRISE?
607
00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:14,140
CAUSE "A SURPRISE."
SINGULAR, ONE SURPRISE.
608
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,775
BUT IT SAYS SHE'S GOING
TO GET A FACE FULL OF JIZZ
609
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:16,943
AND SHE'S ALSO GOING
TO LIKE IT.
610
00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,144
SO WHICH ONE
IS THE SURPRISE?
611
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,046
WHAT? THAT SHE GETS BUNCH
OF JIZZ ON HER FACE
612
00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,147
AND SHE WASN'T
EXPECTING IT,
613
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,915
OR THAT ONCE THE JIZZ
IS ON HER FACE,
614
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,150
SHE FINDS THAT SHE
ACTUALLY LIKES IT?
615
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,151
THEY'RE BOTH
THE SURPRISE.
616
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,853
NO THEY CAN'T BE,
THEY CAN'T BE
617
00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,788
BECAUSE IT SAYS "A SURPRISE"
RIGHT THERE ON THE BOX.
618
00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:32,091
SO WHAT I'M PROPOSING TO YOU
NOW IS THAT WE CHANGE THIS
619
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:36,028
TO "THIS SCHOOLGIRL
IS IN FOR TWO SURPRISES."
620
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,564
"TWO SURPRISES--
NO "SOME SURPRISES..."
621
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:39,799
BECAUSE THEN
THAT OPENS IT UP
622
00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,533
AND THERE COULD BE
THIS WHOLE BOX COULD BE--
623
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:45,772
HOW ABOUT THIS,
YOU DON'T TAKE A DEMO.
OKAY.
624
00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:47,039
GO.
625
00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:59,018
HEY SORRY, MAN,
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
OKAY.
626
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:09,395
*
627
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:19,638
*
628
00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:29,716
*
629
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:39,658
*
630
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:49,736
*
631
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:57,443
TREE.
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