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Original subtitles

Every conceivable calamity befell Momotsuki Academy.

Becky and her students were devastated,

driven to despair because of this unreasonable treatment.

. . RIP driven to despair because of this unreasonable treatment.

driven to despair because of this unreasonable treatment.

The Shiratori Puppet Troupe driven to despair because of this unreasonable treatment.

The Shiratori Puppet Troupe CRACK driven to despair because of this unreasonable treatment.

The Shiratori Puppet Troupe driven to despair because of this unreasonable treatment.

driven to despair because of this unreasonable treatment.

All their misfortunes were signs of the unprecedented crisis

creeping up on planet Earth.

Nothing we do is of any use now!

The Diluted Gang

Thank you for... giving me a dream...

Beg me for your lives. Who knows, I might spare you.

Is there a doctor on board?

Leave me and get away from here!

Ke

ro

Tell Mother... that I love her.

This is my duty.

Was this really what the show was supposed to be about?

Direction is Finished

Of course.

Episode 25 "A Time of Crisis"

Dazzle with diamonds

It is the season where

The sun's carat reflects diffusely, pichi pichi

Oh waves, ban ba ban ban!

Where are you looking?

My cute butt must have made you dizzy

Roses have a dangerous pheromone

Once you look this way, it's all over

A wink glints

It's the season for a third party, sexy!

Oh waves, ban ba ban ban!

What are you doing?

Haven't you noticed this allure?

Rapeseed blossoms sway in the wind

And I become the wind too

Rapeseed blossoms beckon honey bees

And now too many of them are here

It's a little dangerous

Bun bun bu bu bun, yellow vacation

Bun bun bu bu bun, yellow vacation

Bun bun bu bu bun, yellow vacation

Bun bun bu bu bun, yellow vacation

Paniponi Dash! Bun bun bu bu bun, yellow vacation

Paniponi Dash!

MAHO

Now

Now Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

Save Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

The Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

Earth Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

From Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

The Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

Impact Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

of Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

The Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

Giant Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

Comet, Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

Kero! Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

Now save the Earth from the impact of the giant comet, kero!

Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!

Yes, this is the super robot that MIT and Nakasu Sangyo University

pooled their collective wisdom to power up!

Pani Poni X Turbo R, lift off!

Tur Pani Poni X Turbo R, lift off!

bo Pani Poni X Turbo R, lift off!

R! Pani Poni X Turbo R, lift off!

The Lights KUU! 1 wank to hear inthe Sky SERISHAL * Your song Ave Stays

Then I checked out " They' re worse Comiket and jumped So long, bastards! an shakes, worse than machmes." to the next year!

Then I checked out "They're worse Comiket and jumped So long, bastards Than snakes, worse to the next year! than machines. Hey, are we really gonna be the ones to do this?

Then I checked out "They're worse Comiket and jumped So long, bastards! than snakes, worse to the next year! than machines. Isn't this type of thing usually a job for the police,

Then I checked out "They're worse Comiket and jumped So long, bastards! than snakes, worse to the next year! than machines. or the Self Defense Forces, or the neighborhood association?

Then I checked out "They're worse Comiket and jumped So long, bastards! than snakes, worse to the next year! than machines. I don't think a neighborhood association would do this.

Then I checked out "They're worse Comiket and jumped So long, bastards Than snakes, worse to the next year! than machmes. There's no help for it, now is there?

You wouldn't escape with just an injury! Probably... Magna Brabra Name Recognition 2% The principal told you to do it, so hurry up and take care of it.

You wouldn't escape with just an injury! Probably... Magna Brabra Name Recognition 2%

You wouldn't escape with just an injury! Probably... Magna Brabra Name Recognition 2% You're not going, Becky?

You wouldn't escape with just an injury! Probably... Magna Brabra Name Recognition 2% No, it's cold.

You wouldn't escape with just an injury! Probably... Magna Brabra Name Recognition 2% It's the same for us!

You wouldn't escape with just an injury! Probably... Magna Brabra Name Recognition 2% But it's a robot! A robot!

You wouldn't escape with just an injury! Probably... Magna Brabra Name Recognition 2% We have to take down evil with our killer technique for the sake of Peace!

You wouldn't escape with just an injury! Probably... Magna Brabra Name Recognition 2%

You wouldn't escape with just an injury! Probably... Magna Brabra Name Recognition 2% Yes, but it would be very bad if we failed and were injured.

You wouldn't escape with just an injury! Probably... Magna Brabra Name Recognition 2%

You say something to her too, Miss Ichijo!

Would we receive workman's comp?

It's snow, meow.

Yes, it is.

You seem happy, meow.

Yes, the instincts of the showshoe rabbit running through pure-white snow

are making me all excited.

Oh?

The cold seems to have started my molting process.

A summer coat?

You

You You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

Are You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

The You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

Only You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

Ones You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

Who You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

Can You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

Save You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

The You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

Earth! You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

Move You are the only ones who can save the Earth!

Move Move out, kero!

Out, Move out, kero!

Kero! Move out, kero!

Do you pledge your gnajamkata everlasting love! rf give it my go best effort. Earl Other than that, Grey just courage! HOT! But it's so cold...

Do you pledge your gnajamkata everlasting love! rf give it my go best effort. Earl Other than that, Grey just courage! HOT! I don't want to leave the kotatsu!

Do you pledge your gnajamkata everlasting love! rf give it my go best effort. Earl Other than that, Grey just courage! HOT! Maho! Who's got the six of diamonds?

Do you pledge your gnajamkata everlasting love! rf give it my go best effort. MAHO Earl Other than that, Grey just courage! HOT! Maho! Who's got the six of diamonds?

Maho! Who's got the six of diamonds?

Quit griping and move out.

If the Earth perishes, you guys are gonna die too, you know.

Die?!

Obviously! How do you plan to go on living with the Earth gone?

What should I do? There are so many things I haven't done in life yet!

Me tool

I haven't eaten the new wasabi ice cream at the convenience stores yet,

and I haven't made Tamiya's 1/48 yet,

and I never got a chance to go to a Kohtaro Satomi autograph session!

I don't care what anyone says, it's Kohtaro Satomil and I never got a chance to go to a Kohtaro Satomi autograph session!

and I never got a chance to go to a Kohtaro Satomi autograph session!

Oh! And I haven't given back that rental video that was due yesterday...

Wait, I haven't even watched it yet!

Video?

HO MA

HO MA Maho... So I'm going to die...

MA HO Maho... So I'm going to die...

Maho... So I'm going to die...

The king crab was delicious.

The snow crab was delicious.

The tanner crab was delicious.

You can write a farewell note, but if the Earth perishes, nobody will read it.

MA HO

MA HO

MA HO Maho? That's a relief!

That means I don't have to return the video, either!

The galaxy baanana was trembling banana in the wind The ghoulish wind 3 baanana stings my eyes Hey Judo yo! Chop! Your life is cheaper than a video?

Well

Well Well then, I have no choice, kero.

Then, Well then, I have no choice, kero.

I Well then, I have no choice, kero.

Have Well then, I have no choice, kero.

No Well then, I have no choice, kero.

Choice, Well then, I have no choice, kero.

Kero. Well then, I have no choice, kero.

Well then, I have no choice, kero.

Well then, I have no choice, kero.

Those who save the Earth from peril

will be presented with one semester's worth of school cafeteria vouchers as a reward, kero!

Giant Curry Chef's Lunch Ramen Sakimander Flan Uden Choice Set On fice A

Listen up everybody! The future of the Earth rests on our shoulders!

We're going to fight with all we've got for the sake of world peace!

Yeah!

Himeko 50 yen Ku**mi Yen

Himeko 50 yen Ku**mi Yen You guys are so cheap.

Himeko 50 yen You guys are so cheap.

Forehead No. 6 10 yen ) 25yen Ichijo Himeko Market Becky 50 yen Price 500 million Ku**mi Rei ___Yyen 80 yen You guys are so cheap.

N Forehead °-6 10 yen 25yen Ichijo Himeko Market Becky 50 yen Price 500 milfion Ku**mi Rei ___Yyen 80 yen

Forehead No. 6 10 yen ) 25yen Ichijo Himeko Market Becky 50 yen Price 500 million Ku**mi Rei ___Yyen 80 yen Come on Becky, you're coming too.

Forehead No. 6 10 yen ) 25yen Ichijo Himeko Market Becky 50 yen Price 500 million Ku**mi Yen Come on Becky, you're coming too.

Forehead No. 6 10 yen ) 25yen Ichijo Himeko Market Becky 50 yen Price 500 million Ku**mi —_Yyen . Hey, stop it! Let me go! I'm a teacher, you know!

Forehead No. 6 10 yen ) 25yen Ichijo Himeko Market Becky 50 yen Price Syen Ku**mi —_Yyen . Hey, stop it! Let me go! I'm a teacher, you know!

Forehead No. 6 10 yen ) 25yen Ichijo Himeko Market Becky 50 yen Price Syen Ku**mi Rei ___Yyen } 80 yen Hey, stop it! Let me go! I'm a teacher, you know!

Um...

The fish didwt "get caught; 7 caught him Um...

The fish didwt "get caught; 7 caught him

The fish didwt "get caught; 7 oAught him! Please look at the television!

Terrible things are happening all over the world!

Before you worry about them, do you realize that terrible things are happening to you too?

Ueda Yamada Before you worry about them, do you realize that terrible things are happening to you too?

Before you worry about them, do you realize that terrible things are happening to you too?

Ueda Yamada Before you worry about them, do you realize that terrible things are happening to you too?

Yes, you see, it's my molting time.

That's not the issue here

There are strange weather conditions worldwide!

Master of Stealth, Ar= CURSE There are strange weather conditions worldwide!

But you will be cut in half There are strange weather conditions worldwide!

MOVE IT There are strange weather conditions worldwide!

But you will be cut in half There are strange weather conditions worldwide!

MOVE IT There are strange weather conditions worldwide!

But you will be cut in half There are strange weather conditions worldwide!

And as an aside, we're facing planetary destruction too!

SHIMOIGUSA STATION Station Patsche, usa IQ I'm exhausted Lewd Frog Monjuu 13008 Topic ina well We Have Revival Spelts

Hot Springs

Aeronautics and Space Center

Aeronautics and Space Center This is Watanuki reporting from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Aeronautics and Space Center According to NASA's observations,

According to NASA's observations,

the giant comet has caused large numbers of meteor showers,

Solar Wind yo Allen Belt Magnetosphere Earth which have caused the Van Allen Belt to catch fire.

Sor WInd yon Allen Belt Magnetosphere Earth

Aeronautics and Space Center

Aeronautics and Space Center This is terrible news!

This is terrible news!

A hole appears to have opened in the ozone.

Everyone, please beware an invasion of space viruses!

This is Miyata in New Yo...

Along with the approach of the giant comet,

giant UFOs have appeared above the world's major cities.

Oh, aliens have come out of them! I will now try to make contact!

One Moment Please

Select Shiro!! Tastes Like Mocs Cooking MESRHIDCKCRC IcHyC

Select Shiref! Tastes Like Monk's Cooking MESRHIDCKCRC ieHye This is Ichijo the class representative.

Select Shiref! Tastes Like Monk's Cooking MESRHIDCKCRC ieHye While you are all distracted by the giant comet,

Select Shiref! Tastes Like Monk's Cooking MESRHIDCKCRC ieHye the sashimi in your refrigerator may go past its expiration...

the sashimi in your refrigerator may go past its expiration...

COPENHAGEN INTERPRETATION MANY WORLDS INTERPRETATION

COPENHAGEN INTERPRETATION MANY WORLDS INTERPRETATION This is Kurusu at the Royal Greenwich Observatory.

COPENHAGEN INTERPRETATION MANY WORLDS INTERPRETATION According to observations made here,

According to observations made here,

a black hole, a neutron star, and a space mollusk are approaching the Earth!

Space Mollusk Neutron Star a black hole, a neutron star, and a space mollusk are approaching the Earth!

Space Motiusk Neutron Star

A mysterious life form has come from out of the meteorite!

This is where I part with you all.

Goodbye! Goodbye!

Ren Kan Ten Shin Sou Kyaku

Ren Kan Ten Shin Sou Kyaku Terrible things really are happening.

Ren Kan Ten Shin Sou Kyaku It's crazy that so many crisis situations would happen at once...

Ren Kan Ten Shin Sou Kyaku So everything started when that giant comet appeared, huh?

So everything started when that giant comet appeared, huh?

Stardate 20051218.

The fate of the Earth is now hanging by a thread.

The chance that the subject of our observation will survive is small,

and the continuance of our mission is in jeopardy.

Captain, I've finished my search of our archive.

No data exists on that giant comet, and its nature is still unknown.

I see... So in the end, it really is...

Captain, do you know something about the comet?

Subordinate Subordinate A Captain, do you know something 8 about the comet?

Subordinate Subordinate A B No, no, I don't know anything.

Subordinate Subordinate A B

Captain!

Subordinate Subordinate A B Captain!

Subordinate Subordinate A B

Subordinate Subordinate A B All hands, return to your duties.

Subordinate Subordinate A B Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

The Captain must really know what it is...

So it's top-secret information that only the higher-ups know?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

So could that mean the comet contains a vital secret that must be kept hidden?

THIS 1S THE KEY TO VICTORY!

THI1S 1S THE KEY TO VICTORY! Activating flywheel.

THIS 1S THE KEY TO VICTORY!

I'tl dave to SLEEP! IfThada four-dimensional pocket...

I'll dare to SLEEP! IfThada Jour-dimensional pocket... Paniponi Engine, 90% powered on.

Is this where Here we gol the festival is? ——('7")— Tell them they're idiots,

Is this where Here we gol the festival is? ——('7")— Tell them they're idiots, Engage flywheel... ignition!

Pani Poni X, lift off!

Lift off!

IT'S MORNING!

MA Yo

AOKI 13 Times Calligraphy Club IF Youre Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands

Calligraphy Club

Calligraphy Club There go Momotsuki's children, kero!

There Calligraphy Club There go Momotsuki's children, kero!

Go Calligraphy Club There go Momotsuki's children, kero!

Momotsuki's Calligraphy Club There go Momotsuki's children, kero!

Children, Calligraphy Club There go Momotsuki's children, kero!

Kero! Calligraphy Club There go Momotsuki's children, kero!

Kerol Calligraphy Club

But it's strange for a comet to suddenly close in on Earth...

But it's strange for a comet to suddenly close in on Earth... Radio Operator Himeko Katagiri

But it's strange for a comet to suddenly close in on Earth... Executive Officer Rei Tachibana

But it's strange for a comet to suddenly close in on Earth... Navigator Kurumi Momose

Gaptain & Officer in Gharge of One-on-One Combat Rebecca Miyamoto

Captain & Officer in Charge of One-on-One Combat Rebecca Miyamoto Yes. The orbits of heavenly bodies which approach Earth are forecast long in advance.

Yes. The orbits of heavenly bodies which approach Earth are forecast long in advance. Combat Squad Leader Miyako Uehara

BLUE Yes. The orbits of heavenly bodies which approach Earth are forecast long in advance. Radar Operator Sayaka Suzuki

BLUE Radar Operator Sayaka Suzuki

BLUE It's abnormal for one to just suddenly appear. Radar Operator Sayaka Suzuki

It's abnormal for one to just suddenly appear. Accounting Miss Ichijo

Hey, Becky...

What is it?

Are bunnies really supposed to look like that when they molt?

Fighting is not our mission Peay Garth... Please Look after those chiloven. Are bunnies really supposed to look like that when they molt?

Fighting is not our mission Peay Garth... Please Look after those children. Pardon?

Well, for one thing he might not be a bunny.

Kuroko is actually Kato 2! I don't tke the look of those clouds,

The yr is for 2Jager=t I pronounce ix correctly

It's showtime!

Who are you?

The heavens call me, the land calls me, the people call me!

Heavens The heavens call me, the land calls me, the people call me!

Heavens Land The heavens call me, the land calls me, the people call me!

Heavens Land ple The heavens call me, the land calls me, the people call me!

My wife calls me, saying "Let's go to bed"!

I am the wandering hero!

The archangel Michael!

SSHEZIKLS Fhet-pL ok EER

LSHEZIKLS AcE BL 6K TKN Hey, you ask me and then ignore the answer?!

SSHEZIKLS AcE BL 6K EER Who has the eight of hearts?!

So? Who's that battle runner?

He's Michael, a character who appears in Himeko's dreams.

Wow! It's so amazing you know that, Miss Ichijo!

"Bingo, you are correct!"

...is what I'd like to say, but I'm actually not the real him.

I don't really think the words "real" and "fake" apply to dream characters.

I am the man with seven faces.

Sometimes I'm the archangel Michael...

But! My true form is...

That was fast.

That's only one face! That was fast.

...a messenger from that giant comet!

I deliver important messages along with seasonal flowers.

MAPO

MAPO Messenger?

This "Michael" before you is a false form.

The ewkerkain- went Level is tn the ved zomg! This "Michael" before you is a false form.

The ewkerkain- went Level is tn the ved zomg! In order to more easily communicate with you,

The ewkerkain- went Level is tn the ved zomg! I changed my appearance to that of a human figure from within your mind!

The ewkerkain- went Level is tn the ved zomg! Maho! I think he peeked inside my head!

Maho! I think he peeked inside my head!

OHAM Maho! I think he peeked inside my head!

MAHO Maho! I think he peeked inside my head!

OHAM Maho! I think he peeked inside my head!

MAHO Maho! I think he peeked inside my head!

OHAM Maho! I think he peeked inside my head!

OHAM You picked a figure that'll probably complicate things even more.

MAHO You picked a figure that'll probably complicate things even more.

OHAM You picked a figure that'll probably complicate things even more.

MAHO You picked a figure that'll probably complicate things even more.

OHAM You picked a figure that'll probably complicate things even more.

MAHO You picked a figure that'll probably complicate things even more.

Anyway! I'm going to give you the message,

so can I have your emails? It's okay, I'll reply right away.

Just spit it out already.

Yes, ma'am.

"Attention, Earthlings. I am Ehime Orange!"

Huh?!

"I am returning to Earth. Resistance will not be tolerated."

"I will destroy anyone who gets in my way!"

"Please forgive my brevity."

And that is the congratulatory telegram from the great Giant Comet!

Why would an Ehime orange attack us from space?!

It doesn't even look like an orange!

And if a comet that large comes to Earth, Earth will get destroyed!

Say what you want, but I just read the messages as they're written.

If you've got a problem, take it up with the Maker, okay? The Maker!

Grrr! Oh yeah? YOUR life needs a factory recall!

I'd like a factory recall and replacement on my life.

BRIGHT FUTURE I'd like a factory recall and replacement on my life.

We have a problem! The giant comet is...

MAHO

The comet is... disintegrating?!

What is that thing?

Ehime Orange What is that thing?

What is that thing?

Ehime Orange

Ehime Orange A cardboard box?

Ehime Orange Something's written on it!

Something's written on it!

Ehime Orange

Ehime oranges?!

Wait! It has something else written on it.

Ichijo Festival

Ichijo Festival "Ichijo Festival"?!

Ichijo Festival

And the song was the beautiful Ichijo Ondo.

Haa, yoi yoi!

Maho

Ichifo Festival

Ichifo Festival What's the Ichijo Festival doing in a place like that?

What's the Ichijo Festival doing in a place like that?

And it's become so huge, too!

Wasn't it in your safekeeping, Captain?

Oh, well, you see...

Last Monday, I put it out for recycling in the inter-dimensional waste bin...

Recycling day changed to Tuesday last month, sir.

Didn't you read the galactic neighborhood organization's circular?

Well, it just sort of slipped my mind...

Mondays are the galactic hazardous waste collection days.

It's when you transfer industrial waste or used fuel to subspace!

The Ichijo Festival absorbs everything!

If it were to come into contact with such high-energy materials within an unstable space...

Majid no Mi-Suteki Tour } Iehifo Ehime Festival Orange The wuelear warhead of the field, . To**e midoh;; If it were to come into contact with such high-energy materials within an unstable space...

If it were to come into contact with such high-energy materials within an unstable space...

Oh! Speaking of the circular, did they mention upcoming medical exams?

Lately, I've been having to go to the bathroom frequently...

So essentially, this is all your fault, and earlier you were just trying to hide that?

Well, you could say that...

Don't Don't Push Push

Don't Don't Push Push A small craft has launched out of Pani Poni X.

Don't Push

Don't Push Miss Ichijo is inside!

What?

Ehime Orange

You've traveled the far reaches of the universe, and now you've finally returned to Earth.

Ehime Orange You've traveled the far reaches of the universe, and now you've finally returned to Earth.

You've traveled the far reaches of the universe, and now you've finally returned to Earth.

It must have been lonely all by yourself.

But it's all right now.

I thought something shoot me Yamamoto! litee this would ging with it) with eternal Yavkanotol! proaably happen apatite, Sive. KODAL-KUN But it's all right now.

I thought something shoot me Yamamoto! litee this would ging with it) with eternal Yavkanotol! proaably happen apatite, Sive. KODAL-KUN Give it all you've got, Ichijo!

I thought something shoot me Yamamoto! litee this would ging with it) with eternal Yavkanotol! proaably happen gratitude, Sive. KODAL-KUN The fate of the Earth depends on you.

Ichifo Festival

Ichifo Festival She's coming back!

She's coming back!

I told Miss Ichijo Festival,

"If you return to Earth, the planet will be obliterated."

In a lonely voice, she replied,

In a lonely voice, she replied,

"I am satisfied just having been able to see our blue Earth once more."

Miss Ichijo, you actually talked her out of it!

Maho! You might be awesome!

MAHO Maho! You might be awesome!

MAHO Thank you, Ichijo! You really saved us!

Picking up a radar signal.

Something came out, kero. Picking up a radar signal.

Something came out, kero. Something has launched from the Ichijo Festival!

Something came out, kero. Something came out, kero. Something has launched from the Ichijo Festival!

Something came out, kero. Something has launched from the Ichijo Festival!

Broadcasting from in Front of the Ichijo Festival Ichijo Festival Coming Very Closel!

Broadcasting from in Front of the Ichijo Festival Ichijo Festival Coming Very Closel! What are these?

Broadcasting from in Front of the Ichijo Festival Ichijo Festival Coming Very Closel! They look like war machines.

Ichijo Festival Approaching Earth Abnormally

Ichijo Festival Approaching Earth Abnormally What's going on, Ichijo?

Ichijo Festival Approaching Earth Abnormally Ichijo Well, since she agreed to withdraw so easily,

Ichijo Festival Approaching Earth Abnormally Ichijo I asked her, "Are you really okay with that?"

Ichijo Festival Approaching Earth Abnormally Ichijo Festival I asked her, "Are you really okay with that?"

Then I added, "Wouldn't it be a disgrace to the name of the Ichijo Festival

if you left empty-handed after you came all the way out here?"

So basically you're telling us that things haven't changed for the better at all, right?

Well, actually I think things have gotten worse than they were before.

NOT THIS AGAIN!

Prepare for combat! Everyone to your posts!

n Da Ami Namu Butsu Prepare for combat! Everyone to your posts!

Da Ami Namu Butsu Roger!

Pani Poni X Turbo R!

Made in Japan!

Brush Your Teeth Beware Before of Fires Sleeping

Brush Your Teeth Beware Before of Fires Gleeping I'll take care of the close-quarters combat.

Brush Your Teeth Beware Before of Fires Sleeping Rei, I'm counting on you to coordinate the artillery fire.

Brush Your Teeth Beware Before of Fires Gleeping Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

No. 6, where's our target?

Ten seconds from firing range.

Miyako, put the Giga Beam Cannons on standby!

Target scope, open! Luminosity, 20!

Five seconds from firing range.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

FIRE!

We did it!

MAHO We did it!

MAHO Don't let down your guard!

Don't let down your guard!

MAHO

If it's come to this...

Got it!

Eat this!

Paniponi Death Fire!

Paniponi Lightning Kick!

Paniponi Final Forehead Thwap!

Pani Poni X: the one thing you can't do without!

Becky, quick, attack!

OHAM Becky, quick, attack!

MAHO Becky, quick, attack!

MAHO

"I'm powerless... It doesn't matter anymore." One Good Deed a Day Hau hau, hau hau, hau hau...

Hau hau, hau hau, hau hau...

Our armor was damaged in the blast!

Engine #2 has sustained damage! Output reduced!

It's going to suck us in!

This is bad. Break away at full speed!

It's no good! We don't have enough power!

Are we... inside the Ichijo Festival?

What are these? UFOs?

I bet they're the remains of various space civilizations.

Ichijo Festival I bet they're the remains of various space civilizations.

Ichijo Festival This thing must've sucked them in.

Mal! Wow. That looks exactly like the Columbia gold plane!

Wow. That looks exactly like the Columbia gold plane!

And here's the Ummo UFO!

And over there is the three-meter alien sighted in Flatwood!

So I was right, that really was a robot...

Forget that; what should we do?!

At this rate the Earth will be sucked in too, and we'll all perish!

I wonder if it has a weak point or something?

Yes, it does.

We have Warrior's Guns

We have Warrior's Guns You just have to take care of the shintai enshrined in its center.

We have Warrior's Guns If you knew it had a weak point, you should've told us sooner!

H-Huh?

Man, I thought I'd be on time and dozed off midway here, but then I was late, hop!

Sheesh, you're so careless, hop.

Maho! It's a bunny Rei!

MAA Maho! It's a bunny Rei!

MAA Rei, you look so good!

Rei, you look so good!

Hey, Himeko, cut it out, hop!

Hop! Hey, Himeko, cut it out, hop!

Everybody in your seats.

I'm starting class now, hop.

Hop, babe. I'm starting class now, hop.

Becky, you're a melancholy bunny! You're so cute!

Cut it out. I'm your teacher, you know.

Maho maho maho, hop! Maho, hop! Cut it out. I'm your teacher, you know.

Maho, hop! Maho, hop! Maho, hop! She's the melancholy bunny of the year, hop.

Maho, hop! Maho, hop! Maho, hop! What? What's going on here?

Is this a hallucination?

Huh?

Isn't that waitress cute?

It's like, she's really "moe" somehow!

Am... POPULAR?!

Kurumi, take this to Table #2!

Yes, sir!

Oh, nol

Tee-hee!

Everybody's looking at me! So this is what having presence is like!

I see you're looking at the world that you desire.

What are you doing? That's an illusion!

I don't care if it is! I'm starting a new life here, as of now!

Kurumi!

Effort Victory ship

MOMOTSUKI ACADEMY High School Division Math Problems

MOMOTSUKI ACADEMY High School Division Math Problems This is... a drill book?

MOMOTSUKI ACADEMY High School Division Math Problems And tomorrow's my entrance exam?!

And tomorrow's my entrance exam?!

Gilgamesh of the night plan

Gilgamesh of the night plan I still haven't looked at so much of the material!

Gilgamesh of the night plan I have to at least guess what's likely to come up and study that...

Gilgamesh of the night plan Even when you're dreaming, you're a woman with no dreams.

Even when you're dreaming, you're a woman with no dreams.

Wow, it's the land of color chicks!

You must be the color chick mother.

They're so cute!

This is no good.

Everyone's been swallowed up by visions of their own ideal worlds.

ADULT BANK NOTES 50 Yen ADULT BANK

These are...

STOCK CERTIFICATE £70,000 SHARES Company) Name: Squenix, ne. Incorporation Date: 12/19/2005 This certifies that the above-named is hereby the holder of 610,000 shares. (LOL) HEKIRU HIKAWA These are...

STOCK CERTIFICATE 610,000 SHARES Company) Name: Squenix, ne. Incorporation Date: 12/19/2005 This certifies that the above-named is hereby the holder of 610,000 shares. (LOL) HEKIRU HIKAWA Stock certificates for the moe brand whose value is totally going up in the marketplace right now...

S**re E**x STOCK CERTIFICATE 610,000 SHARES SAMPLE Company) Name: Squenix, ne. Incorporation Date: 12/19/2005 (Office building reconstructed one week after explosion) Stock certificates for the moe brand whose value is totally going up in the marketplace right now...

S**re E**x STOCK CERTIFICATE 610,000 SHARES SAMPLE Company) Name: Squenix, ne. Incorporation Date: 12/19/2005 (office building reconstructed one week after explosion)

S**re E**x STOCK CERTIFICATE 610,000 SHARES SAMPLE Company) Name: Squenix, ne. Incorporation Date: 12/19/2005 (office building reconstructed one week after explosion) Sqg*** En** 1

Wake up, everybody!

Absolutely No Cut Boxes Allowed on 'the Premises

What should I do...

Confirmation needed on 'the mask slippagell

I'm drowning Confirmation in waves needed on of laughter! 'the mask slippagell

I'm drowning in waves of laughter!

That's it!

OKAY, I'M STARTING CLASS!

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a, on, n, ON % Vg Ee "4, , "5%, "2, ww. be TODAY YOU'RE GETTING A POP QUIZ!

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Anybody who fails has to stay after school for a review lecture, so prepare yourselves!

me sO I never heard anything about any test!

me sO Yeah! If you're going to give us a test, tell us in advance!

me sO Maho! I'm so gonna have to do the review lecture!

Do you guys hate tests?

Yep.

So then... do you hate school?

Well, no, I don't particularly hate school...

1-C's Witch Well, no, I don't particularly hate school...

1-C's Witch Rei Tachibana Well, no, I don't particularly hate school...

Well, no, I don't particularly hate school...

It's interesting, so I think it's good.

1-C's Forehead It's interesting, so I think it's good.

1-C's Forehead Miyako Uehara It's interesting, so I think it's good.

1-C's Plain Girl . .. Kurumi Momose Yeah, I like it.

I get to see everyone, and that makes it fun.

1-C's Good Girl Miss No. 6 (Sayaka Suzuki) I get to see everyone, and that makes it fun.

I love school, because Becky's here!

MA HO I love school, because Becky's here!

1-C's Maho Himeko Katagiri I love school, because Becky's here!

MA HO I love school, because Becky's here!

I love school, because Becky's here!

I couldn't be the class rep if there were no school.

1-C's Chairwoman Miss Ichijo I couldn't be the class rep if there were no school.

Then we'll fight...

...to protect our school!

We'll now head for the enemy's center.

Right on!

HERA

We'll grab hold of our dreams...

...with our own hands!

We'll roar out the cry of...

..."Protect our school!"

Pani Poni X Turbo R!

Becky!

Love! Lovel...

...Momotsukiken!

Ah, yes, there it is.

You're sure, right?

So the shintai is inside that?

If we remove that, the Ichijo Festival's activity will halt, right?

All right, go, Mesousal

You really want me in this situation?

Upl go...

I'm the shintai, meow.

You have divine favor, meow.

Um, excuse me, but could you possibly come out of there?

Are you evicting me, meow?

Huh?

Please wait just a little longer for the rent, meow.

Just hurry up and get out of there!

It's a clear day nationwide!

But that was pretty rough, huh?

By pure chance it all went well, but it was a close shave.

I was really worried there for a while.

But we protected the Earth, everyone.

You were the one who precipitated the crisis though, Ichijo.

Say, Becky.

What?

Everybody else was led astray by the illusions.

How come you were able to get free of them when we weren't?

Me? I just thought reality was more fun, that's all.

Huh, so she really doesn't have any dreams after all.

She's such a realist.

That's not it!

Maho? I'm just satisfied with my current life, and...

I'm just satisfied with my current life, and...

Okay, okay.

LISTEN TO ME! GRRR!

WE DEFENDED THE EARTH CELERRATION Okay, okay. There, there...

WE DEFENDED THE EARTH CELERRATION GRRR! GRRR! Okay, okay. There, there...

WE DEFENDED THE EARTH CELERRATION Becky, you're omega-cute! Maho! GRRR! GRRR! Okay, okay. There, there...

WE DEFENDED THE EARTH CELERRATION Becky, you're omega-cute! Maho! GRRR! GRRR! Don't call me forehead!

WE DEFENDED THE EARTH CELERRATION Becky, you're omega-cute! Maho! Everyone, please, it's the Earth defense of the year, all right?

WE DEFENDED THE EARTH CELERRATION Everyone, please, it's the Earth defense of the year, all right?

WE DEFENDED THE EARTH CELERRATION Don't call me plain! Everyone, please, it's the Earth defense of the year, all right?

WE DEFENDED THE EARTH CELERRATION Don't call me plain! I'm Ichijo, the class rep.

WE DEFENDED THE EARTH CELERRATION Don't make fun of me! I'm a teacher, you know!

Don't make fun of me! I'm a teacher, you know!

I'll be intruding upon your kindness for a while, meow.

This is my younger brother, meow.

A gift in token of our new acquaintance, meow.

At the speed of light! Tahibobebiita It's not hesitating!

It's little brother flavor, meow.

Sleeping in a comfortably warm bed today

Clutching my pillow tight

I pondered the sleepless midnight

Thanks for all your hard work each time. Yes, we're watching. I pondered the sleepless midnight

Thanks for all your hard work each time. Yes, we're watching.

Thanks for all your hard work each time. Yes, we're watching. That someone would save someone else

That someone would save someone else

Is just whitewash

The record. Is just whitewash

The record. The peaceful moment I yawned

The record. By a wide margin. The peaceful moment I yawned

The record. By a wide margin. While resting my chin on my hands

The record. Seriously, thanks for your hard work... **; By a wide margin. While resting my chin on my hands

While resting my chin on my hands

Ah, no one understands how a genius feels

Even when my little-puppy like eyes

Are filled with tears

PANIPONI Are filled with tears

PANIPONI

PANIPONI Ah, no one understands how a genius feels

Ah, no one understands how a genius feels

I drank milk while watching the sunset at twilight

I drank milk while watching the sunset at twilight

This is terrible!

There's a dimensional gap in the solar system's path!

No! So the Earth wasn't saved after all?!

So... this is the end...

HERA

Don't give up!

Don't lose heart, everyone!

If we all work together, we can overcome any crisis!

Himeko...

After all, hasn't that always been true in the past?

We can do anything if we try!

That's... That's what makes us Class 1-C!

HERA

Oh, no.

Himeko, where are you going?

If I don't hurry, I'll be late for school!

I leave the Earth in your hands, everyone!

Maho

Tacky com™*nts prohibited]

Tacky com™*nts prohibited! That's your reason for being late to class?

That's your reason for being late to class?

I guess it's not going to work?

1 guess it's not going 0 work? I guess it's not going to work?

I guess it's not going to work?

No, it's not!

No, it's hot! No, it's not!

ROSK £ Be careful, everyone

ROSK £ Be careful, everyone Makeup exam?!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater What color is your blood?!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater What color is your blood?! This is Mesousa.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater What color is your blood?! For some reason, I've ended up doing the preview for the last episode.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater For some reason, I've ended up doing the preview for the last episode.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater This is a heavy responsibility. What should I do? What should I say?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 26 "No One Knows What May Happen Tomorrow" This is a heavy responsibility. What should I do? What should I say?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 26 "No One Knows What May Happen Tomorrow"

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 26 "No One Knows What May Happen Tomorrow" What? This is candid camera?!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater What? This is candid camera?!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater

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