Original subtitles

Captain.

Captain.

Captain!

We have a problem!

Don't you go looking bigger onscreen than me! We have a problem!

Don't you go looking bigger onscreen than me!

Sorry, sir!

Just look at this!

My sweater will be finished pretty soon...

Forget the sweater; it doesn't matter!

Shut up!

Are you trying to say my sweater doesn't matter?!

More importantly...

Apologize first! Apologize for that invective!

SWEATER Apologize first! Apologize for that invective!

Why?

Grr... You bastard!

I'm gonna tell Miss Miyamoto on you!

Will you just look at this, please?

What's this?

It's a communication from our home planet.

You idiot, you should've told me about that sooner! Take that!

Uh-huh, uh-huh... Wh-What?!

Do you finally understand the situation, sir?

Paniponi Dash! has only four more episodes to go?!

You know that's not what it says!

Lalalalala lalalala lalala la la la la

Peniponi Desh

I do have a dress for the party

But I looked out of place at the park

I pronounce it correctly

"Karatto" should be "carat"

I'm right here

I see myself in the mirror

An idol with slight makeup

That's Girl Q

Girl Q

To the mysterious girl, everyone is like

(Love ya, love ya, ya ya ya ya ya)

With stimulating gaze

(Love ya, love ya, ya ya ya ya ya)

Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry, please make me cry) Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry, please make me cry)

Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry softly) Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry softly)

Episode 23 "Misfortunes Never Come One by One"

Morning!

ra NT

ra oI ...is what it is, everyone.

Okay, homeroom's over.

NORTH — WD - KID OBJECTION STUPID NAGOYA SHOT Okay, homeroom's over.

NORTH — WIND - kiD ♪ OBJECTION STUPID NAGOYA SHOT

} DESERT HATE EAGLE PIKEYS PONT 5

} HATE MAYO PIKEYS LASER!

} RATE MAYO PIKEYS LASER My, my. You have a cold, Becky?

My, my. You have a cold, Becky?

No, I don't think it's a cold...

60 STEP WN CAT CRAP The weather did start getting colder all of a sudden.

Okay Becky! I'll warm you up, since I'm always hot!

HUMANITY QUIZ

HUMANITY SPIRITIAAAA!

HUMANITY SPIRITIAAAA! Maho!

HUMANITY SPIRITIAAAA! Becky, you're so small!

HUMANITY SPIRITIAAAA! And suddenly you have long white ears, too!

HUMANITY SPIRITIAARA] I think you're lovely!

HUMANITY SPIRITIAARA] Your idiocy is the real thing.

whoooosh whoooosh whoooosh

} SWEAR NOT AAA JOKING

} SWEAR YM NOT hhh Joke! Yeah, it's definitely chilly.

} SWEAR YM NOT hhh Joke! You guys take care to prevent colds too.

} SWEAR YM NOT hhh Joke! I added a blanket to my bedding last night.

} AAPA ™ Jk I added a blanket to my bedding last night.

} J ™ AAPA Jk Ditto what Forehead said.

} x - AAPA Jk Don't call me "Forehead"!

} " AAPA WK

} " AAPA WK

} " AAPA WK

} " AAPA WK

And I added an extra comforter.

Ah, maybe I'll start using an extra comforter tonight.

What, Ichijo? Did you add two?

I wish for world peace.

Uh-huh, sure.

So Becky, that said...

Hmm?

I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold...

Middle-aged ladies with punch perms Matsumoto Ranger I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold...

Middle-aged ladies with punch perms Matsumoto Ranger Kurumi?

Middle-aged ladies with punch perms Matsumoto Ranger Hey, are you okay?

Middle-aged ladies with punch perms Matsumoto Ranger Do you have a fever?

Do you have a fever?

Nope, no fever.

Iam My parents met while grave-robbing Jin Matsuzaki Nope, no fever.

Iam My parents met while grave robbing Jin Matsuzaki Then why are you shivering?!

Iam My parents met while grave robbing Jin Matsuzaki I totally can't deal with the cold.

Iam My parents met while grave-robbing Jin Matsuzaki "Totally can't deal"? I've never seen anyone THIS bad before!

Iam My parents met while grave-robbing Jin Matsuzaki You're the can't deal of the year!

DONT YOU BE GOOGLING

DONT YOU BE GOOGLING! You're not Becky!

DONT YOU BE GOOGLING! Well, leaving aside the girl who's just noticed...

Blech... Can I stay home from school starting tomorrow?

You sure are an actor Ankoku Bute Blech... Can I stay home from school starting tomorrow?

You sure are an actor Ankoku Bute What are you talking about? Of course not!

You sure are an actor Ankoku Buto But...

You sure are an actor Ankoku Bute You're not the only one who's cold! Tough it out.

You sure are an actor Ankoku Buto I can't tough it out!

I can't tough it out!

THAT'S OKERA'S PEEPEE This mitt handles nicely

THAT'S OKERA'S PEEPEE This mitt handles nicely Oh, I know!

THAT'S OKERA'S PEEPEE This mitt handles nicely

THAT'S OKERA'S PEEPEE This mitt handles nicely Hey, you're a genius, so give me an item that'll shield me from the cold.

Bekiemon!

I'll hit you, you know!

It doesn't matter how many times you fire your gun Spaceisa mighty fine place Idon't need a written account

It doesn't matter how many times . you fire your gun Spaceisa mighty fine place Idon't need a written account Please! I'm so cold I'm gonna die!

It doesn't matter how many times 3 you fire your gun Spaceisa mighty fine place Idon't need a written account Sheesh. I guess there's no help for it. Please! I'm so cold I'm gonna die!

It doesn't matter how many times 3 you fire your gun Spaceisa mighty fine place Idon't need a written account Sheesh. I guess there's no help for it. I'll die! I'll die...

It doesn't matter how many times you fire your gun Spaceisa mighty fine place Idon't need a written account

It doesn't matter how many times . you fire your gun Spaceisa mighty fine place Idon't need a written account You really have an item?

Here.

The company president is a chihuahua, he manages Yeltsin, I forced a marriage interview with his daughter Bungeling Bay Here.

The company president is a chihuahua, he manages Yeltsin, I forced a marriage interview with his daughter Bungeling Bay

The company president is a chihuahua, he manages Yeltsin, I forced a marriage interview with his daughter Bungeling Bay What's this?

The company president is a chihuahua, he manages Yeltsin, 1 forced a marriage interview with his daughter Bungeling Bay It's a Toasty-Warm Pocket Warmer.

The company president is a chihuahua, he manages Yeltsin, I forced a marriage interview with his daughter Bungeling Bay And?

The company president is a chihuahua, he manages Yeltsin, I forced a marriage interview with his daughter Bungeling Bay You tap it like this.

The company president is a chihuahua, he manages Yeltsin, I forced a marriage interview with his daughter Bungeling Bay

The company president is a chihuahua, he manages Yeltsin, I forced a marriage interview with his daughter Bungeling Bay Good for you, Kurumi.

The company president is a chihuahua, he manages Yeltsin, 1 forced a marriage interview with his daughter Bungeling Bay Now you won't be cold.

The company president is a chihuahua, he manages Yeltsin, I forced a marriage interview with his daughter Bungeling Bay

Why you, Shiratori,

I'll give you a failing grade on your test if you keep being so cute!

Oh no! I mustn't fail the test!

What should I do, Mr. Saotome?

Hmm, to say "stop being cute" would be asking for the impossible...

What a problem...

Okay! I won't fail you then!

Yay! Thanks Mr. Saotome!

"To hope is to contradict the future" by Syllegismes de lamertume BACH! ROO

"To hope is to contradict the future" de famertume BACH! ROO

"To hope is to contradict the future" de lamertume BACH! ROO The End.

"Wl SECRET ADMORISH YOUR FRIEHDS, IW PUBLIC PRAISE THEM." PUBLILIIS

SEZ MTERAFTER. "MAST " HIGH-WATER MARKT 50 600D VT NEVER GETS OLD 5% EVEN IF THE COLORS. ♪

JEEZ WFTER AFTER." THE MUSIC 5 THE oe HICH-HATER MARKT 50 GOOD VT NEVER GETS OLD 5% "EVEN IF THE COLORS. ♪ What the heck was that?

JEEZ. AFTER AFTER..." THE MUSIC 5 THE oe HICH-HATER MARKT 50 GOOD VT NEVER GETS OLD 5% "EVEN IF THE COLORS. ♪ Shiratori Puppet Troupe! Pretty good, wasn't it?

JEEZ WFTER AFTER." THE MUSIC 5 THE oe HICH-HATER MARKT 50 GOOD VT NEVER GETS OLD 5% "EVEN IF THE COLORS. ♪ The plot was such a drag there's no way to even comment.

SEZ MTERAFTER. "MAST " HIGH-WATER MARKT 50 600D VT NEVER GETS OLD 5% EVEN IF THE COLORS. ♪ Aw...

JEEZ. AFTER AFTER..." THE MUSIC 5 THE oe HICH-HATER MARKT 50 GOOD VT NEVER GETS OLD 5% "EVEN IF THE COLORS. ♪ Oh, I know! I'll put a Watanuki doll in next time, then!

JEEZ WFTER AFTER." THE MUSIC 5 THE oe HICH-HATER MARKT 50 GOOD VT NEVER GETS OLD 5% "EVEN IF THE COLORS. ♪ Suzune! That's not the real solution for this problem!

Suzune! That's not the real solution for this problem!

Aw...

Okay, I'll put in a Zula doll too. That solves your problem, right?

She's happy...

HOW COULD THERE BE A HOMELAND WORTH GIVING MY LIFE FOR?

HOW COULD THERE BE A HOMELAND WORTH GIVING MY LIFE FOR? Hey, Suzune, we get the Puppet Troupe thing, okay?

HOW COULD THERE BE A HOMELAND WORTH GIVING MY LIFE FOR?

HOW COULD THERE BE A HOMELAND WORTH GIVING MY LIFE FOR? So do something about HIM already.

Go Somewhere Else Look Investigate Listen Investigation Complete "What would you like to do?"

Hmm...

I wonder if giving him another chop will work?

Go Somewhere Else Look Investigate Listen Hit Investigation Complete "What would you like to do?"

Go Somewhere Else Look Investigate Listen Hit Investigation Complete "What would you like to do?"

Go Somewhere Else Look Investigate Listen Hit Investigation Complete "What would you like to do?"

Go Somewhere Else Look Investigate Listen Hit Investigation Complete "What would you like to do?" No!

Once upon a time, there lived an older couple. A maho came bobbing, Spain.

Hot springs are just the thing when it's cold, right?

Now you're talking!

That sounds great. Now you're talking!

That sounds great.

Just look, this one says it's an open-air bath surrounded by forest!

There's a panoramic view of the lake here!

Those private open-air baths that are in lately sound great too!

Oh, it's Heaven!

Are you just going to look at them?

Megadodo Publications' Vacation Guide The Hot Springs Guide to the Galaxy Revised Version Don't panic, stay calm, just use this book! Yeah, that's right, we're just gonna look at them!

Megadodo Publications' Vacation G The Hot Springs Guide to the G Revised Version Don't panic, stay calm, just use this book! Yeah, that's right, we're just gonna look at them!

Megadodo Publications' Vacation G The Hot Springs Guide to the G Revised Version Don't panic, stay calm, just use this book! Just looking at them warms up our hearts!

Megadodo Publications' Vacation G The Hot Springs Guide to the G Revised Version Don't panic, stay calm, just use this book! That's right!

Megadodo Publications' Vacation G The Hot Springs Guide to the G Revised Version Don't panic, stay calm, just use this book! I see, so that's what the common folk are like.

Megadodo Publications' Vacation G The Hot Springs Guide to the G Revised Version Don't panic, stay calm, just use this book!

Megadodo Publications' Vacation G The Hot Springs Guide to the G Revised Version Don't panic, stay calm, just use this book! Yeah, all right, I know my family's below average!

Yeah, all right, I know my family's below average!

I'll burn this damn magazine! I'll burn it!

Hau hau hau hau... I'll burn this damn magazine! I'll burn it!

You had your fun, now let them be.

Of course, if you say so, Chief Detective.

Who are you calling "Chief Detective"?

I'l burn it! I'l burn it! I'l burn it!

Hau hau, hau hau, hau hau... I'll burn it! I'l burn it! I'l burn it!

But man, it really is chilly. Maybe I'll put on another layer.

It's body heat, meow.

Why?!

Oh, Rei, you're gonna put on another layer?

Is it a blazer?

A sweater?

Since it's you, maybe a baggy sweater?

LISTEN 70 MEW

LISTEN 70 Melt Mal! A P.E. jersey!

MMA LISTEN 70 Melt Mal! A P.E. jersey!

LISTEN 70 Melt Mal! A P.E. jersey!

LISTEN 70 Melt Ah, yeah, it's comfortable, you know?

LISTEN 70 MEW

No, no, no!

That's not cute!

LISTEN 70 Melt That's not cute!

LISTEN 70 Melt As long as it's warm, who cares if it's cute?

LISTEN 70 MEW

LISTEN 70 Melt No, Rei, you have such a nice figure!

No, Rei, you have such a nice figure!

I don't know what you're trying to say.

T00 SLOW. YM BORED ST¥F KOUGA) KAZAN kOHOL Ah, but maybe for a fetish, a jersey is better?

T00 SLOW. YM BORED ST¥F KOUGA) KAZAN kOHOL What do you mean, a fetish?

T00 SLOW. YM BORED ST¥F KOUGA) KAZAN kOHOL If you're targeting fetishes, this is good.

T00 SLOW. IM BORED STEF KOUGA) KAZAN KOHL Ma? Huh?

Ma? Huh?

Wow, Miss Ichijo, you might be a fetishist!

Yes, sir!

You don't have to push yourself.

Miss Platoon Commander, ma'am, you're like a wild chrysanthemum.

I have no idea what that means.

This was growing out back behind the school, meow.

Uh-huh.

Would you like to eat it?

No, I don't want it.

Oh, I see.

MUNCH Oh, I see.

MUNCH

It's tasty!

That was good.

That was a poisonous mushroom, you know.

What?!

Why did she say that after I'd eaten the whole thing?

Blah...

I have class starting with first period? I've got no energy...

I've discovered a giant Becky!

I have discovered a giant Becky!

I don't want to be called "giant" by YOU.

What?! How rude!

Attack!

What the heck is this?

The Shiratori Puppet Troupe.

The Shiratori Puppet Troupe The Shiratori Puppet Troupe.

Huh? Did you join too, Serizawa?

Things just sort of worked out that way.

And what's that?

A homicidal maniac.

Prepare yourself!

Prepare yourself! Prepare yourself!

All right, already, go back to your classrooms.

The bell's already rung.

What was that for?!

She ran away! After her! After her!

After her! She ran away! After her! After her!

Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!

Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!

Cut it out!

stop the Environmental Destruction

stop the Environmental Destruction Hold it right there!

Why the hell am I being attacked?! I'm a teacher, you know!

Aw...

Don't you give me that "aw"!

Okay, here.

You're still making me the character who gets hunted down...

Oh, look out!

Huh? What's ha...

Ow!

Tra lal I'm back!

Oh, welcome home.

So the story keeps going?

Mom, I'm hungry!

That's your mother?

Perfect timing. Come on, I have a roast pig.

A pig?

Hmm, you're acting a little strangely today, Mom.

You're the one who's going to be roasted!

Ha ha ha ha hal

This story is a drag.

Oh! Help me, Big Sis Usa!

Is that me?

Yes! You're actually an elite detective from the Space Police,

the Jumping Monkey, Super Ultra Big Sis Usal

Uh-huh...

In other words, you've had amnesia!

Huh, my ears came off.

THE END

{ WONDER IF CARP GET HUNGRY TOO? TWOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF FRIENDS GOSSIPED ABOUT US, AFTER ALL.

{ WONDER IF CARP GET HUNGRY TOD? TWOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF FRIENDS GOSSIPED ABOUT US, AFTER ALL. Miss Miyamoto's so late...

{ WONDER IF CARP GET HUNGRY TOO? TWOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF FRIENDS GOSSIPED ABOUT US, AFTER ALL.

{ WONDER IF CARP GET HUNGRY TOO? TWOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF FRIENDS GOSSIPED ABOUT US, AFTER ALL. I wonder if she forgot about class?

{ WONDER IF CARP GET HUNGRY TOO? TWOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF FRIENDS GOSSIPED ABOUT US, AFTER ALL.

{ WONDER IF CARP GET HUNGRY TOD? TWOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF FRIENDS GOSSIPED ABOUT US, AFTER ALL. If she's not coming, that's fine by me.

"After all, I'm an ace student, so I'll be fine missing one class."

Momose, you sound like such a jerk!

Hey, now...

THE FIGHT WITH GAO SH THE INKURUUZAA Hey, now...

THE FIGHT WITH GAO SH THE INKURUUZAA I'll go check the faculty room.

"That's actually my job as class rep,

but hey, underlings can take care of lame stuff like that."

Momose, you have a bad personality!

You guys...

Huh?

Oh, Kurusu.

What are you doing?

Because he was a stupid kid What are you doing?

Because he was a stupid kid Puppet theater!

Because he was a stupid kid Yay! A helper!

Here, take this.

This is that girl from the Drama Club...

They want me to play my greatest rival in life?!

What's wrong? If you don't want that one, I'll switch with you.

Oh, no, I'll do my best!

Then here's the next part!

Roboko appears!

Yeah, piko piko!

Hey, you're good!

Where are you going today, Pukashuu? What's this? I hear someone crying somewhere.

Fighting spirit! Fighting spirit!

Fighting spirit! Fighting spirit!

Fighting spirit! Fighting spirit! Yes, the people were living their daily lives in peace,

Fighting spirit! Fighting spirit! as yet unaware of the fact that the greatest crisis in Earth's history was approaching.

Is this part of daily life, too?

Captain...

How do things stand?

It's absolutely terrible. At this rate...

...the Earth will be destroyed?

DESTRUCTION ...the Earth will be destroyed?

...the Earth will be destroyed?

And even on Earth,

there at last began to be signs of the coming nightmare.

Oh no, I cut it to the quick.

It started with a plain and boring sign.

Don't call me plain!

Intelligence Department

"If the state of your activities continues as-is,

we cannot recognize the Student Council Intelligence Department as a school club."

The Intelligence Department will be no more...

What should I do?!

What's wrong?

What should I do, Miss No. 6?!

M-Miss Watanuki?!

Help me...

Huh?

It is a sign.

This is my prairie dog, Prai-zaemon.

Isn't he cute?

He is!

He's so cute. Bow, wow!

What's he looking at?

I couldn't say.

Is it that?

Terror! The Freak KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL youl!

KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL youl!

KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL you!! If so, I'm impressed!

KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL you!! I don't think that's it, though.

KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL you!! I hope not.

Oh my.

Oh no! Inugami, he...!

MISAO BRAIN MEETING

MISAO BRAIN MEETING Inugami, he...!

Fall MISAO BRAIN MEETING Inugami, he...!

Fall MISAO BRAIN MEETING He fell.

Why? Fall MISAO BRAIN MEETING Why?

Why? Fall MISAO BRAIN MEETING For what reason?

For what reason? Why? Fall MISAO BRAIN MEETING For what reason?

For what reason? Why? Fall MISAO BRAIN MEETING Could it be...

For what reason? Why? Fall MISAO BRAIN MEETING I would rather not think it, but...

For what reason? Why? Fall MISAO BRAIN MEETING The reason for his fall...

For what reason? Why? MISAO BRAIN MEETING The reason for his fall...

For what reason? Why? MISAO BRAIN MEETING Could the reason have been...

For what reason? Why? MISAO BRAIN MEETING Reason... Could the reason have been...

Perhaps I should get this hair cut shorter?

Hey, Inugami! You all right?

It is a sign.

Megadodo Publications' Vacation Guide The Hot Springs Guide to the Galaxy Revised Version

Megadodo Publications' Vacation Guide The Hot Springs Guide to the Galaxy Revised Version Wow, you can charge a full 1500 yen for something like this?

Wow, you can charge a full 1500 yen for something like this?

Don't trivialize it like that!

FO Don't trivialize it like that!

RE Don't trivialize it like that!

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Hey, hey, hey!

am! Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

Ma-

Maho...

MA Maho...

MA HO Maho...

Maho...

YEAH THEYVE GOTTA BE KOIZUM) CHILDREN WHATS WRONG WITH BEWG MEZZANWE?( THE ASSASSHS ARE HERE

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUM) CHILDREN WHATS WRONG WiTHt BEWG MEZZANNEY THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( Don't you think it would be great if there were spaghetti with holes in it like macaroni?

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUMI CHIL THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( Don't you think it would be great if there were spaghetti with holes in it like macaroni?

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUM) CHILDREN THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( Don't you think it would be great if there were spaghetti with holes in it like macaroni?

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUM) CHILDREN WHATS WRONG WiTHt BEWG MEZZANNEY THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( Don't you think it would be great if there were spaghetti with holes in it like macaroni?

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUM) CHILDREN WHATS WRONG WiTHt BEWG MEZZANNEY THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( Do you think so? Do you?

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUM) CHILDREN WHATS WRONG WiTHt BEWG MEZZANNEY THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( What's with that, all of a sudden?

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUM) CHILDREN WHATS WRONG WiTHt BEWG MEZZANNEY THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( That already exists.

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUM) CHILDREN WHATS WRONG WiTHt BEWG MEZZANNEY THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( They say it heats up fast so you boil it for less time. That stuff.

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUMI CHIL THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( They say it heats up fast so you boil it for less time. That stuff.

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUMI CHIL THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( It'd have no core, so I bet it'd be hard to make it al dente and stuff!

YEAH THEYVE COTTA BE KOIZUMI CHIL THE ASSASSINS ARE HERE( Listen when I'm talking to you.

It's the type of thing that would show up in a cooking manga, huh?

Like "Oh, they're so pliant it's like you're on top of the world!"

"Super-cosmically delicious!"

"Spaghetti with holes saves the world!" You know, like that!

Rumble

And check it out! For some reason its discoverers, the ancient Holed Pasta Civilization,

perished even though they had such advanced noodle technology!

You're continuing that story?!

But it's started getting kind of interesting.

According to one theory,

the Holed Pasta Civilization's high-level technological power was given to them by aliens.

My my. And?

Whoa, she's onboard.

But you see, the people of Holed Pasta didn't know the true way of using those holes.

That's why their civilization perished!

I see. So what was really supposed to be put in the spaghetti holes?

Maho?

She hasn't thought about it.

Maybe thinly-sliced cucumber...

This has nothing whatsoever to do with the signs.

W-We've got a problem!

Mesousa?

Giblets Mesousa?

Giblets What's the matter?

What's the matter?

Well, you see...

Becky!

ANIVLISNIOH oL1vsy

MA HO

MA HO Becky!

Becky!

What's the matter?!

Did something happen?

Well...

ANIVLISNIOH oL1vsy Well...

After the puppet theater ended, I parted ways with Suzune and the others...

And when I started walking, a ball came flying out of nowhere...

POUT 7055 Tour TRIS a

DONT TOSS TOUR TRASH ERE And I fell into a pond...

POUT 7055 Tour TRIS a

And when I got out of the pond,

I fell down a hole...

And when I crawled out,

I stepped on a dog's tail!

And just when I was relieved at having finally gotten away,

WET PAINT! the bench I sat down on was covered in wet paint...

the bench I sat down on was covered in wet paint...

And to top it all off a paint can fell out of the sky onto me...

PA NI poni

Why did all this happen?! Just what did I do to deserve this?!

You were skipping class to do puppet theater.

Well, but this is too harsh to be just divine punishment for that.

Yeah, she's like a museum exhibit on misfortune.

She's the misfortune monopolizer of the year.

Becky, you poor thing!

MA HO

lpnidt 100q uoY

I'm going home!

RIP

Oh, your ribbon tore.

CRACK

There's a crack in your glasses!

Youve Got Mail

Youve Got Mail A text message?

A text message?

It's from Taeko!

You mean that trainee jinx?

She says "I pray for your misfortune"...

It's gone!

What happened to you, Miyako?

My good health charm's disappeared!

GOOp HEALTH Panipo Shrine

GOOp HEALTH Panipo Shrine You've been carrying around one of those?

You've been carrying around one of those?

The stalk didn't float upright in my tea this morning.

Er, anyway, this means that some misfortune has befallen everyone.

You're right... What's going on?

Maho! Wh-What should I do?

What's wrong, Himeko?

What should I do?

I'm the only one with no misfortune!

Huh?

Isn't that a good thing?

What? No! I'm the only one left out!

We're talking about MISFORTUNE!

Do you WANT to be unfortunate?

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho Yes! I might want misfortune too!

Maho Maho Maho What do you want us to do about it?

Maho Maho Maho What do you want us to do about it?

Maho Maho Maho What do you want us to do about it?

Maho Maho Maho What do you want us to do about it?

Maho Maho Maho What do you want us to do about it?

Maho Maho Maho What do you want us to do about it?

Maho Maho Maho What do you want us to do about it?

Maho Maho Maho What do you want us to do about it?

Um...

Maho?

It's okay.

Nothing that really screams "misfortune" has happened to me either.

But your existence itself is a misfortune.

Shock!

Shock!

Isn't there any misfortune around?

I don't understand you.

Oh, that's right! I do have misfortune!

Look at this!

Ma! Thank goodness! I've got misfortune too!

Are you sure that's misfortune?

Maho...

You knew the holes were there when you put them on, didn't you?

And all you have to do is put a different sock on.

Are you satisfied now?

Uh-huh.

Hey, look outside!

A blizzard?

What's going on here?!

Nostradamus?!

That's so old.

Akane

Nanjo

Misao

Me

Med

Medi

Media

Medi

Me

Be

Beho

Behoi

Behoimi

Class D

Miya

Miyata

Miya

Akira

Just like the moon wavering with tears

Love is a white swing

A girl's heart is mysterious

Ever since that day I first met you

I've been traveling the dream world

Answer me, answer me, I'm about to burst

My heart goes lun lun lulun lun

MANY THANKS My heart goes lun lun lulun lun

MANY THANKS

MANY THANKS You're mean, you're mean

You're mean, you're mean

You're mean, you're mean 1just wanha Cross the goal line already...

PANIPONI You're mean, you're mean

I love sweet, heartrending romance

Moonlight, it feels like a dream

Darling, I love you

Baby love

Baby love

BAN Baby love

Chika Sato BAN Baby love Isobe

Chika Sato BAN Isobe Yu

Chika Sato BAN Isobe Yuka

Chika Sato BAN Isobe Yuka Kita

Chika Sato BAN Isobe Yuka Kitajima

Give

Give us

Give us some

Give us some screen time

St

Sta

Staf

Staff

I see

Thanks

Thanks for

Thanks for your

Thanks for your hard

Thanks for your hard work

What's with this?

What an intense blizzard...

I can't see a thing.

Isn't it romantic?

No!

Oh?

Wow, we can have snowball fights to our hearts' content, huh Otome?

You go knock yourself out with that.

This is a huge opportunity!

If I investigate this strange phenomenon, maybe I can save the Intelligence Department!

Hibiki, that's not intelligence work; it's just investigative reporting.

Wow...

This brings back memories of Siberia.

Yes, that was a rough time, wasn't it?

Mommy, I'm scared!

Miss Miyata, you mustn't cry!

W-Wait...

Faculty Room

It's the end of the world.

It can't be...

Oh, I wanted to be reincarnated one more time...

Which reincarnation are you on now?

Chin chin kamo kamo.

Ugh, my head hurts!

And there's one person who's living in peace...

Miyamoto Research Room

Miyamoto Research Room Just what the heck is supposed to be happening here?!

Just what the heck is supposed to be happening here?!

There are only four episodes left, so various events will happen.

Huh? What does that mean?

Don't ask.

WARNING Please read the warnings on this medication thoroughly and use it properly, according to the directions and in the prescribed dosages.

WARNING Please read the warnings on this medication thoroughly and use it properly, according to the directions and in the prescribed dosages. I thank you all for your continued patronage of Ichijo the Class Rep.

WARNING Please read the warnings on this medication thoroughly and use it properly, according to the directions and in the prescribed dosages. Unfortunately, there are now only four episodes left of me, including this one.

I don't get what she's talking about.

What, really?! I might be sad about that!

We've got a crying one here.

No Alcohol Until Age 20.

No Alcohol Until Age 20. The brightly glimmering knob of the door... The brightly glimmering horse crab of the maho...

Why?!

Miss Ichijo, don't forget me even after we graduate, okay?

I won't.

Come on, already!

And Himeko, please don't forget me even unto the generation of your grandchildren.

Tobacco smoke adversely affects the health of those around you, particularly nursing babies, children, and the elderly. When smoking, please try not to cause trouble for those around you. No, I won't!

No, I won't!

What should we do with them?

Pay no attention.

Becky, let's do this over.

Miyamoto Research Room

Miyamoto Research Room Just what the heck is supposed to be happening here?!

Just what the heck is supposed to be happening here?!

A comet is coming our way!

Huh?!

A mysterious giant comet has suddenly appeared and is hurtling toward the Earth!

This blizzard happened because of it!

You This blizzard happened because of it!

You You are absolutely right, kero.

Are You are absolutely right, kero.

Absolutely You are absolutely right, kero.

Right, You are absolutely right, kero.

Kero. You are absolutely right, kero.

Principal!

I'm Principal!

I'm I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.

Giant I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.

Salamander, I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.

The I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.

Interpreter. I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.

I'm Giant Salamander, the interpreter, kero.

Never mind the introductions.

What Never mind the introductions.

What What Himeko said is the truth, kero.

Himeko What Himeko said is the truth, kero.

Said What Himeko said is the truth, kero.

Is What Himeko said is the truth, kero.

The What Himeko said is the truth, kero.

Truth. What Himeko said is the truth, kero.

A A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

Mysterious A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

Giant A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

Comet A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

Is A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

Heading A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

Toward A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

Earth A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

Even A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

As A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

We A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

Speak, A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

Kerol A mysterious giant comet is heading toward Earth even as we speak, kero!

No way! Really?!

Maho! Yay, I guessed right!

I can't believe this!

I can't believe Miss Totally Pleased here, either.

The first step to an arrest is legwork Unforgivable. No matter how long ago, a crime is a crime.

The first step to an arrest is legwork Unforgivable. No matter how long ago, a crime is a crime. If the comet stays on course and crashes into the Earth,

The first step to an arrest is legwork Unforgivable. No matter how long ago, a crime is a crime. the planet will be obliterated, kero.

The first step to an arrest is legwork Unforgivable. No matter how long ago, a crime is a crime.

The first step to an arrest is legwork Unforgivable. No matter how long ago, a crime is a crime. Earth... will be over...

But I've only gotten to live for eleven years...

Our lives were short, weren't they?

There are too many things I haven't done...

I can't believe it's suddenly over...

It's not... It's not fair!

Yeah! I definitely don't want that!

Guys...

The first step to an arrest is legwork OHV Unforgivable. No matter how long ago, a crime is a crime.

Everyone,

Everyone, Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!

You Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!

Must Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!

Not Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!

Give Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!

Up Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!

Yet, Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!

Kerol Everyone, you must not give up yet, kero!

Maho

Wh-What is this?

Now

Save Now save the Earth, kero!

The Now save the Earth, kero!

Earth, Now save the Earth, kero!

Kerol Now save the Earth, kero!

Go, Now save the Earth, kero!

Go, Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!

Momotsuki Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!

Academy Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!

Class Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!

1-Cl Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!

Go, Momotsuki Academy Class 1-C!

What?!

In this cold?!

Is this really the time to say that?!

573 Days Left to Earth's Destruction

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Please stop fighting, you two, and watch my magic trick.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Please stop fighting, you two, and watch my magic trick. I'm Rebecca Miyamoto, the homeroom teacher of class 1-C.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater I will pull a mouse out of this box. I'm Rebecca Miyamoto, the homeroom teacher of class 1-C.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater I will pull a mouse out of this box. I hear that with pickled scallions as bait you can catch octopuses,

Hekiru Hikawa Theater I will pull a mouse out of this box. the Octopus ocellatus you can even bait with red pepper,

Hekiru Hikawa Theater I will pull out a black mouse wearing gloves. the Octopus ocellatus you can even bait with red pepper,

Hekiru Hikawa Theater I will pull out a black mouse wearing gloves. and a black porgy can be baited with persimmons.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater and a black porgy can be baited with persimmons.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Incidentally, I caught Mesousa using a button battery as bait!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 24 "You Are Responsible for Your Own Death" Incidentally, I caught Mesousa using a button battery as bait!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 24 "You Are Responsible for Your Own Death" Be sure to watch the next episode too!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater cuT IT ouTll Be sure to watch the next episode too!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater auT IT ouTll Good night!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater cuT IT ouTll