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Original subtitles

Good morning, Bird.

It's a beautiful morning, isn't it?

Oh, does it look that way to you?

I feel like something very wonderful is going to happen today.

MAH

MAHO

What was that?

MAHO

MAHO

MAHO This is...

MAHO What a beautiful "maho" this is...

What a beautiful "maho" this is...

MA HO ?

It's gone... I knew it!

What am I going to do?

Where in the world did I lose it?

MAHO

MAHO

Hmph!

Maybe Eliza...

No, that's not important right now!

If I don't find it within 24 hours, this city will...

This city will...

perish...

Oh, Mother in Heaven... Tell me what I should do!

Why are you crying?

Huh?

Are you looking for this by any chance?

MAHO

Just like I thought.

You look cuter when you smile,

Little Miss Cowlick.

Oh, nol

MAHO Oh, nol

MAHO

MAHO Wait, Little Miss Cowlick!

Wait, Little Miss Cowlick!

I'm sorry, but I have to go to school!

MAHO I'm sorry, but I have to go to school!

MAHO Thank you for finding my maho!

Thank you for finding my maho!

MAHO

Tacky com™*nts prohibited]

Tacky com™*nts prohibited! That's your reason for being late for class?

I guess it's not going to work?

1 guess it's not going 0 work? I guess it's not going to work?

I guess it's not going to work?

No, it's not!

No, it's nott No, it's not!

Lalalalala lalalala lalala la la la la

Peniponi Desh

Party dress wa arukedo

Kouen dewa uiteita

Hatsuon wa tadashiku iuno

"Karatto" wa "carat"

Watashi wa koko ni iru

Kagami ni utsutteru

Sukoshi dake keshou shita

Idol no Shoujo Q

Shoujo Q

Nazomeku otome ni minna

(Ai ya ai ya, ya ya ya ya ya)

Shigeki na shisen de kageki

(Ai ya ai ya, ya ya ya ya ya)

Dare ka watashi wo nakasete yo

(Nakasete watashi wo nakasete) Dare ka watashi wo nakasete yo

(Nakasete watashi wo nakasete)

Dare ka watashi wo nakasete yo

(Nakasete sotto nakasete) Dare ka watashi wo nakasete yo

(Nakasete sotto nakasete)

Episode 22 "Today a Man, Tomorrow a Mouse"

Monday, the beginning of the week! When yesterday and today meet!

The hushed silence of night can be so talkative, don't you think?

Now let's get it started!

Assault! Homeroom Next Door!

Assault! Homeroom Next Door! Assault! Homeroom Next Door!

Today we present Momotsuki Academy, located in Ota Ward in Tokyo!

I'm a phenomenon Space Runaway!

I'm a phenomenon Space Runaway! First, let's check out Class 1-D!

I'm a phenomenon Space Runaway!

Wow, the teacher in charge of this class is a staggering grandpa!

Looks like he doesn't have much longer to live!

Ora Ura Urs Ora Ura Urs Ora Ura Urs Cras! Looks like he doesn't have much longer to live!

Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Oraal How are you doing, old geezer?

Ora Ura Urs Ora Ura Urs Ora Ura Urs Cras! Still keep missing your chance to die, do you?

Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Oraal

That's why I told you I don't want to pretend to be a person with that kind of personality!

There, there, don't be like that.

Hmm... I guess it still needs a little more detail...

Himeko: Becky, we have a problem!

Himeko: MAHO! Becky, we have a problem!

MAHO Himeko: MAHO! Becky, we have a problem!

MAHO . / Himeko: MAHO! 'WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

MAHO Himeko: MAHO! Plain +2 WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

Himeko: Plain +2 'WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

Plain +2

Becky: You're still being punished for being late to class!

Becky: You're still being punished for being late to class! Anger +8

Becky: You're still being punished for being late to class!

Becky: Hold the buckets and stand in the hall!

Becky: Hold the buckets and stand in the hall! Plain +2

Becky: Hold the buckets and stand in the hall!

Himeko: You don't have time to be worrying about stuff like that!

Plain +2 Himeko: It's TV! TV is here!

Himeko: It's TV! TV is here!

Himeko: TV came to our school!

Plain +2

Mesousa: TV is here? Plain +2

Mesousa: TV is here?

Hello, I'm TV!

oo. " Hello, I'm TV!

Mesou-sa: Awawawawa...

Himeko: No, that's not it!

Himeko: No, that's not it! I meant the people from the TV station are here to do interviews!

Miyako: REALLY?! Is there anyone famous here, too?

Miyako: REALLY?! Is there anyone famous here, too? Did you see people like Kohtaro Satomi?!

Rei: 'What kind of taste do you have in men anyway?!

Then Momotsuki Academy will be on TV?

Rei: They must be shooting for "Assault! Homeroom Next Door!"

Becky: 'What's that?

Miss No. 6 (Sayaka Suzuki): It's a late-night TV program that's really popular right now.

Rei (The Witch of the Orient): It's a variety show that features all kinds of interesting classes from all over the country.

Himeko (The King of Cowlicks): It's really good!

Himeko (The King of Cowlicks): It's really good! You don't watch it, Becky?

Becky (Genius Teacher): Late-night shows are nothing but low-budget, sleazy shows!

Becky (hau-hau):

Becky (hau-hau): I don't have the time to waste on watching such things!

Rei (Bully): Well, little kids should be asleep in bed when that show is on anyway.

Becky (Little Kid): Don't call me a little kid!

Becky (Little Kid): 1 stay up all night playing games, and watching late-night infomercials, too!

I even bought this "Secret Wig which makes me look taller!" from one of the infomercials!

I even bought this "Secret Wig" which makes me look taller I even bought this "Secret Wig which makes me look taller!" from one of the infomercials!

I even bought this "Secret Wig which makes me look taller!" from one of the infomercials!

Equipped Item Secret Wig Defense +5 Charm +80 I even bought this "Secret Wig which makes me look taller!" from one of the infomercials!

Equipped Item Secret Wig Defense +5 Charm +90

Equipped Item Secret Wig Defense +5 Charm +90 Miyako: And that's not sleazy?

Equipped Item Secret Wig Defense +5 Charm +90

Equipped Item Secret Wig Defense +5 Charm +90 Rei: There's nothing secretive about it either...

Equipped Item Secret Wig Defense +5 Charm +90

Equipped Item Secret Wig Defense +5 Charm +90 MAHO

Equipped Item Secret Wig Defense +5 Charm +90 MAHO Himeko: Becky Q staying up all night sounds so adorable!

MAHO Himeko: Becky Q staying up all night sounds so adorable!

MAHO

Wanna play games with Big Sister until the morning comes?

Stop it! Let me go! I'm a teacher!

It was supposedly okayed by the Principal.

They said he kept it secret because he thought it'd be more interesting if it were a surprise.

But as soon as the TV crew took one peek at my class they all left!

This is a very rare opportunity to be on TV,

but to think that I brought disgrace on the name of this school...

I shall cut it all up to express my apologies!

Sir, there's no need for you to do all that...

Th DA

I got some really good yellowtail in.

Have a bite and forgive me for what I've done!

You meant cutting the fish, huh?

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur* Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur* Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki I heard that they're coming back tomorrow for more shooting.

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur* Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki What?!

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur* Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki It's not going to be a surprise,

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur* Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki but they want us to be prepared so the contents will be more interesting,

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur* Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki and that'll help promote the school.

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur* Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur* Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki Jeez, they think they can just walk all over us, don't they?

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur* Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki Pay us more for that, damn it!

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur* Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki Huh? Is everything okay, Miss Miyamoto?

Huh? Is everything okay, Miss Miyamoto?

I'm going home early. I need to take care of something.

I wonder what's wrong with Miss Miyamoto...

She didn't seem to be in a good mood, did she?

Hmph! You need more guts! I'm so hungry I feel like I'm going to pass out She didn't seem to be in a good mood, did she?

Hmph! You need more guts! I'm so hungry I feel like I'm going to pass out

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki

FACULTY ROOM Kaoru Yur Moe isa cyborg Let's Go Sanbiki I get it. Juice and yellowtails won't go together, huh?

I like TV, meow.

I wanna be on TV, meow.

Think so? Is that how it is?

I wonder if I could be on TV if I could do some tricks, meow.

Tricks? That's kinda hard.

My scorching breath can burn thousands and millions of Saracent away in the blink of an eye.

Must be nice, meow! I wanna be on TV, meow!

For real? I guess so.

If the TV people are coming to shoot, maybe I should dress up tomorrow.

You see, some people who were on the show actually ended up debuting as idols!

You never know where you'll find an opportunity, huh?

Then maybe I'll be able to use this interview as an opportunity to become famous, too!

Well, it is possible.

All right, I'l become famous, and clean my image as a plain character!

That's wrong.

You're going to become famous using your plainness.

Kurumi might not stand out, but it'll be okay as long as this class stands out, right?

A class that's really unique could get to participate in stuff like a quiz show, too, right?

Then we just have to show off what makes 1-C unique, right?

What makes 1-C unique...

Forehead...

M AWD Cowlick...

Cowlick...

Plain...

Good kid...

Not classifiable...

It's hopeless...

They're certainly assertive, but not suitable for TV...

If I become popular on TV will I have lots of friends?

Do you want lots of friends?

What?

No need to hold back.

No, thank you.

I see. Then I'll give you just one.

Wow! What kind of bird is this?

It's a baby Ural owl. Please take good care of it.

Yes! What should I feed it?

Prize: 2 LIRA The Ural owl's favorite food is... 'What is the favorite food of the Ural owl? A: Rabbit B:RABBIT C: Rabbit D: rabbit

Prize: 2 LIRA 'What is the favorite food of the Ural owl? A: Rabbit B:RABBIT C: Rabbit D: rabbit

Prize: 2 LIRA Favorite food is... 'What is the favorite food of the Ural owl? A: Rabbit B:RABBIT C: Rabbit D: rabbit

Prize: 2 LIRA 'What is the favorite food of the Ural owl? A: Rabbit B:RABBIT C: Rabbit D: rabbit

Rabbit.

NATURAL ENEMY

Hey, Mesousa! We're going home!

Hey, we have Becky!

Huh?

Check it out! She's a mixed-race, blonde-haired, genius little kid high school teacher!

She'd definitely be a hot topic on TV!

Our class will totally be popular!

I see! Let's be on TV as jet-cute Becky's class!

Then maybe we'll get to go to the TV station, and get Kohtaro Satomi's autograph and stuff!

Like I said, what kind of taste do you have in men?!

That's right! Chuck Norris is hotter than him!

I'm NOT going to be on TV!

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh?

Why not, Becky?! You'll become really popular, you know!

I don't want to!

I have no intention of being on TV at all!

It's the next day nationwide!

Maybe?

Director: You'd better do it right today!

Director: You see weird things because you think you're scared!

Director: BE TOUGH!

Reporter: ALL RIGHT!

Cameraman (Mr. No Name) Okay, we're rolling! 3... 2...

Reporter: Assault! Homeroom Next Door!

TUESDAY

I don't know about three times in a row... Tori no Uta

I don't know about three times in a row... Tori no Uta What do we do? The TV crew is already here!

Tori no Uta What do we do? The TV crew is already here!

What do we do? The TV crew is already here!

Yeah, but...

STUDY HALL

Miyako: Becky must be really serious about avoiding the TV shoot.

Kurumi (Plain Girl): 'What should we do?

Rei: 'We have no choice.

Let's try to find Becky!

Okay!

SAVING... DO NOT REMOVE MEMORY CARD

NOW LOADING...

PLEASE SWITCH TO "ELEMENTARY SCHOOL VERSION" DISK

NOW LOADING...

HAVE YOU INSERTED THE WRONG DISK?

PANIPON! DASH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL VERSION DISK

I am Miyuki Igarashi, in charge of Class 1-A.

I'm 'Paniponi 1garashit I am Miyuki Igarashi, in charge of Class 1-A.

The main Character of Part B j 1 ) is ME! 'Paniponi 1garashit I am Miyuki Igarashi, in charge of Class 1-A.

A Ush, her beautiful perfume rose has STINKS! thorns, you know. Miss Igarashi, in a few words, how would you describe your class?

A Ush, her beautiful perfume rose has STINKS! thorns, you know. The motto of 1-A is, "Be lively and smile!"

A Ush, her beautiful perfume rose has STINKS! thorns, you know. And F.Y.l., I'm single.

Aah, 1am so beautiful! And F.Y.l., I'm single.

Huh?

Reporter: How would you describe the students in your class?

Igarashi: They are all obedient, wonderful kids.

Igarashi: They are all obedient, wonderful kids. Ok, F.Y.I..

Oh, F.Y.I...

I'm a Sagittarius and my blood type is B.

Of course 1 prefer rich guys! I'm a Sagittarius and my blood type is B.

Of course 1 prefer rich guys! My type would be someone sweet who can lead me in the relationship.

Huh?

Reporter: Is there anything in particular that you pay extra attention to when you teach a class?

Igarashi: I try to make my class not only easy to understand, but also enjoyable.

Igarashi: I try to make my class not only easy to understand, but also enjoyable. Oh, F.Y.I..

I LOVE doctors and lawyers!

A doctor in private practice would be the best!

She doesn't care about anything, does she?

Well, let's interview her students next!

I'm a member of the Drama Club's Costume Department,

Yuma Kashiwagi!

Me, too. I'm Yuna Kashiwagi!

What kind of teacher would you say Miss Igarashi is?

She looks like she's going to parents' day in that outfit!

This is the first time I've seen her wearing makeup!

I smell less alcohol coming from her than usual, don't you agree?

It sounds like she normally has a more colorful personality.

Hey!

Give me that thing!

HEEEY! Wh-What do you think you're doing?!

Igarashi: "Who needs a stupid thing like this?!

Igarashi: To hell with freedom of the press!

Igarashi: The ones who end up being the victims are US, the weak!

Who are you calling "the weak"?

HOBBY COURSE Introduction to Dark Tai Chi

Nanjo Cooking Group Nanjo String Telephone Café Etoile

Miyamoto Research Room

Miyamoto Research Room I knew she was in here.

Miyamoto Research Room Sounds like she's in a bad mood.

Miyamoto Research Room What do we do?

IAM THE CLASS REP, ICHLJO. I'may be Ichi Jo. What do we do?

IAM THE CLASS REP, ICHIIO. I'may be Ichi Jo. Do we just have to butter her up?

IAM THE CLASS REP, ICHIJO. I'may be Ichi Jo. Can you do that, Miss Ichijo?

Excuse me.

What, Ichijo?

Did you think Chuck Norris was hotter than Kohtaro Satomi?

Ripple Island Bio Senshi DAN

Ripple Island Bio Senshi DAN Huh?

Maybe you did.

Miyamoto Research Room

Miyamoto Research Room She was tougher than I thought.

Miyamoto Research Room What were you trying to do?!

My ordinariness is plain Hey you, your back is blackened

My ordinariness is plain Hey you, your back is blackened I'll go!

My ordi plain Hey you, your back is blackened I'll go!

Becky, umm, well...

Ripple Island Bio Senshi DAN

Check this out, Becky!

Look at my thumb!

Miyamoto Research Room

Miyamoto Research Room I thought she'd like it, but...

Miyamoto Research Room

Miyamoto Research Room You know her academic level is higher than yours, right?

Listen, everyone.

You must not repeat the same mistake you made yesterday!

No matter what it takes, we'll make this interview a success

and bring the legacy back to the name of Class 1-D!

Sir!

What is it, Miyata?

What do we do if they decide to leave right away just like yesterday?

Hrm... We'll strike them with a tremendous first impression!

Once we get their attention, it's on!

But how are we going to get their attention?

Don't worry! All the tricks are already laid out!

Behoimi, this is your chance!

Huh?

You should ask them to talk about the new and fresh soothing-type magical girl on TV!

SOOTHING TYPE You should ask them to talk about the new and fresh soothing-type magical girl on TV!

You should ask them to talk about the new and fresh soothing-type magical girl on TV!

No, thanks.

Hurry up! Come on, you have to transform!

Transform!

Stop it!

Magical soothing parupunte!

I said stop it! Magical soothing parupunte!

I said stop it!

Nanjo:

Anger +5 Nanjo:

Nanjo:

Inugami: They're pretty ordinary looking pets.

Inugami: I thought you'd bring more rare looking animals...

Anger +5 Inugami: I thought you'd bring more rare looking animals...

Anger +5 Critical -55 Inugami: I thought you'd bring more rare looking animals...

Critical -55 Inugami: I thought you'd bring more rare looking animals...

Inugami: I thought you'd bring more rare looking animals...

Exactly.

I have a lot more animals that I'd love to show off to the world!

Then you should bring them.

You'll never understand the pain I feel!

Huh?

Oh, I hate the Washington Convention!

What exactly DO you have?

Reporter:

Reporter: Assault! Homeroom Next Door!

H-Here they are!

Let me get right to it!

Sir, what is this class' most distinctive trait?

Chin chin kamo kamo!

Chin chin kamo kamo (slang) Describes the condition of men and women getting along very well. From Sanshodo "Daijirin, Second Edition"

Alien Subordinate: Captain, our army's public relations department

Alien Subordinate: has requested that we do an interview about our duty for them.

Interview?

Boy, sounds like a pain...

You don't like to be interviewed?

No. It takes time, and the finished materials never quite reflect my true intention,

so I always end up having them proof everything before printing.

Besides, they pay me so little.

Nothing good ever comes out of being interviewed!

But the publicity is necessary for the citizens to understand our duties!

So please, we need your cooperation.

Well... So when is it scheduled?

We have several options.

How about the 1st?

Hmm, I have a meeting on the 1st.

Then how about the 2nd?

Oh, that day, I'm invited to my niece's wedding.

How about the 3rd?

Too bad... I have my high school reunion on that day.

The 4th?

That's the second anniversary of my grandfather's death.

The 6th?

I have a dentist appointment.

The 6th?

That's the deadline for Bookkeeping.

The 7th?

I need to pay a gas bill.

The 8th?

I'll be in bed resting after aggravating a cold...

The 9th?

My father will be dying so I'll have to go back home...

So when WILL you be available?

Alien Captain: The day when there's no interview...

Alien Captain: The day when there's no interview... I guess?

Star Fire Big

Star Fire Big Huh?

Mesousa Animal Po™mon

Mesousa Animal Po™mon We've got a hostage.

Mesousa Animal Po™mon If you don't agree to be on TV, we can't guarantee what will happen to this bunny!

I don't care.

What?!

You don't care what happens to him?!

Please DO care!

Miyamoto Research Room

Miyamoto Research Room It didn't work...

Miyamoto Research Room

Miyamoto Research Room Looks like it's MY turn now!

Heartache Explodes

Heartache Explodes Becky, let's be on TV with Big Sister!

Heartache Explodes Here, I'll give you candy!

Shut up, you MORON!

Oh, don't say that!

Becky, TV!

Becky!

Miyamoto Research Room

Rei, nice assist!

Miyamoto Research Room

Miyamoto Research Room That was a suicide goal...

Miyamoto Research Room Now that it's come to this...

Question! Say you bought an eight-pack of takoyaki.

When you open the box, you see only seven pieces of takoyaki.

Do you know why?

Carl-kun

Fire Star

Carl-kun

Carl-kun Answer! Because one piece was stuck on the lid!

Answer! Because one piece was stuck on the lid!

Second question! There's an old couple. The beloved husband died.

The mourning wife opened the casket to see her loving husband's face one last time,

but he was gone!

Do you know why?

Small fry should act like small fry Ba Ta Wa

Energy charge: 50%

Energy charge: 50% Answer! Because he was stuck on the lid!

Answer! Because he was stuck on the lid!

Miyamoto Research Room

Oww... That's weird.

I thought she was going to laugh.

What's weird is your head!

Is everything okay?

Media?

Just like the Professor mentioned before,

Just like the Professor mentioned before, TRADING STONE STATUE (PRINCIPAL) SECRET

when Rebecca was in school, TRADING STONE STATUE (PRINCIPAL) SECRET

when Rebecca was in school,

she was so different that she attracted a lot of attention.

She's a super genius who entered MIT at age nine.

So that's only natural.

Her unusual abilities often made the people around her see her in a strange way.

And that made her mistrust others and focus on studying even more,

which isolated her even more.

Basically, being treated differently reminds her of those days.

That's why Becky didn't want to be on TV.

Becky! Poor thing!

Maybe what I did was wrong...

This is the regret of the year...

I will apologize to Becky!

Me, tool

I wanted to be on TV... but it's all right!

I'd rather see Miss Miyamoto feel better!

I agree. Let's go apologize to her!

Yeah!

Whoa!

1.21

Owww! Hey, let me down, you big girl!

Here I come!

It hurts! It hurts! Get off me, you big girl!

Mr. Saotome, I thought the TV crew was coming to your class for an interview during third period.

Yes, they are.

Do you have time to be out here teaching a P.E. class right now?

Maybe you should be in the classroom getting ready for the interview...

I don't have to do anything special just because the TV people are coming.

They can check out my usual class and it'll be fine.

Come on, get back in line.

Assault! Homeroom Next Door!

Tv ™ APACHE STAFF APACHE PASH

Tv TV APACHE STAFF APACHE PASH What's wrong?

Tv TV APACHE STAFF APACHE DASH I don't think I'm cut out for this job!

I don't think I'm cut out for this job!

Himeko: I think I'm hungry. I want some crab!

Himeko: I think I'm hungry. I want some crab! Where did Becky go?

Miyako: Recently my weight has been... 'Wait, what am I saying?

Miyako: Recently my weight has been... 'Wait, what am I saying? If we can't find her in her research room...

Miyako: Recently my weight has been... 'Wait, what am I saying?

No. 6: My problem area is my stomach...

No. 6: My problem area is my stomach... I wonder if she's already gone home.

No. 6: My problem area is my stomach...

Becky: Are you having some troubles?

Becky: Are you having some troubles? You guys are late.

Becky: Are you having some troubles?

Becky! When did you come here?!

Rei: Y-You are!! Becky! When did you come here?!

Rei: Y-You are!!

Becky, we're sorry!

Himeko: Kurumi, try an enema. Becky, we're sorry!

Kurumi (Plain): Urgh! Not the three years of death technique! Lalalu... Becky, we're sorry!

Kurumi (Plain): Urgh! Not the three years of death technique! Lalalu...

Kurumi (Plain): Urgh! Not the three years of death technique! Lalalu... I never force you to be on TV!

Kurumi (Plain): Urgh! Not the three years of death technique! Lalalu...

Becky: Get rid of the enemy of all girls, FAT! Then starting tomorrow, you, too, will be a celebrity!

Becky: Get rid of the enemy of all girls, FAT! Then starting tomorrow, you, too, will be a celebrity! It's okay. Just hurry up and sit down in your seat.

Becky: Get rid of the enemy of all girls, FAT! Then starting tomorrow, you, too, will be a celebrity! What are you waiting for? The TV crew is going to be here any minute!

Becky: Get rid of the enemy of all girls, FAT! Then starting tomorrow, you, too, will be a celebrity!

Kurumi (Plain): Uguu...

Kurumi (Plain): Uguu... Huh?

Becky: Eliminate all the unnecessary fat, and enhance all the womanly curves you want!

Becky: Eliminate all the unnecessary fat, and enhance all the womanly curves you want! Listen! Be on your best behavior once they get here.

Becky: Eliminate all the unnecessary fat, and enhance all the womanly curves you want! Especially watch your language!

Becky: Get a body everyone would envy!

Becky: Get a body everyone would envy! As the teacher of this class, I'm the one who's going to be humiliated in the end!

Becky: Get a body everyone would envy!

Himeko: Maho! I think I want it!

Himeko: Maho! I think I want it! Becky, are you sure about doing the interview?

Miyako: There's no way something like that exists!

Miyako: There's no way something like that exists! I thought you didn't want to be on TV...

Miyako: There's no way something like that exists!

What are you talking about? Of course I wanna be on TV!

Becky: That's what YOU think! Today I have something you just would not believe! What are you talking about? Of course I wanna be on TV!

What are you talking about? Of course I wanna be on TV!

Huh?

Becky: This is even American supermodel Stephanie's favorite... Huh?

Becky: This is even American supermodel Stephanie's favorite...

Becky: This is even American supermodel Stephanie's favorite... I'm in charge of this wacky and funny class.

Becky: This is even American supermodel Stephanie's favorite... Of course I should brag about it!

Becky: "Diet Machine! Ro*** Boy!" Of course I should brag about it!

Becky: "Diet Machine! Ro*** Boy!" It'd be a shame to keep it a secret from the world!

Rei: No way!

Rei: No way! Becky...

Becky: With this, you can melt your special someone's heart!

Becky: With this, you can melt your special someone's heart! I'm going to show off my students to the entire country!

Becky: All you have to do is sit on it for 16 hours a day! Now the price is...

Becky: All you have to do is sit on it for 16 hours a day! Now the price is... Guys, try to make the TV crew laugh just like you tried to do to me earlier, okay?

Guys, try to make the TV crew laugh just like you tried to do to me earlier, okay?

Okay!

Maho! Becky is in a good mood again!

Assault! Homeroom Next Door!

So you must be Miss Miyamoto, the teacher in charge of this class!

Let me get right to the point! Please describe your class in a few words!

Hey, you! You work here!

Hey, what about the interview?

DECEASED ANCESTORS

DECEASED ANCESTORS I

DECEASED ANCESTORS I I dropped it, kero.

DECEASED ANCESTORS Dropped I dropped it, kero.

DECEASED ANCESTORS It, I dropped it, kero.

DECEASED ANCESTORS Kero. I dropped it, kero.

DECEASED ANCESTORS Kero.

DECEASED ANCESTORS

DECEASED ANCESTORS You're going to get yelled at, meow!

DECEASED ANCESTORS By By who?

DECEASED ANCESTORS Who? By who?

DECEASED ANCESTORS By who?

DECEASED ANCESTORS Hey...

Akane

Nanjo

Misao

Me

Med

Medi

Media

Medi

Me

Be

Beho

Behoi

Behoimi

Class D

Miya

Miyata

Miya

Akira

Namida de yurechau tsuki no you ni

Koi wa shiroi buranko

Fushigi na otome gokoro yo

Anata ni deatta sono hi kara

Yume no sekai tabi suru watashi desu

Kotaete kotaete harisakesou na no

Heart ga lun lun lulun lun

APPRECIATION Heart ga lun lun lulun lun

APPRECIATION

APPRECIATION ljiwaru ijiwaru

ljiwaru ijiwaru

MAHO ljiwaru ijiwaru

ljiwaru ijiwaru

Amakute setsunai romance ga suki

Moonlight yumegokochi na no

Darling love you

Baby love

Yuzuko Kurusu Baby love

Yuzuko Kurusu Akane Serizawa Baby love

Yuzuko Kurusu Akane Serizawa

Yuzuko Kurusu DOZILLA ROBOKO Akane Serizawa

Yuzuko Kurusu DOZILLA ROBOKO Akane Serizawa

Yuzuko Kurusu DOZILLA phpOKO Akane Serizawa

DOZILLA phpOKO Yuri

Ni

Nikai

Nikaido

Nikaido HIKARU

Who?

'Wanna

'Wanna do it

'Wanna do it again?

Ossu!

MAHO

MAHO

MAHO So we meet again, Little Miss Cowlick.

So we meet again, Little Miss Cowlick.

MAHO

MAHO I figured I'd be able to see you again if I waited here...

MAHO

MAHO

MAHO

MAHO I'm sorry...

MAHO I finally got to see you again,

MAHO but it looks like my time is running out...

MAHO No!

MAHO

Just go...

I'm just glad that I got to see you in the end...

MAHO

MAHO Aren't you going? You have to go to school...

Aren't you going? You have to go to school...

MAHO

MAHO No... Right now, spending time with you is more important...

No, it's not!

No, it's nott No, it's not!

WILL THIS WORK?

WILL THIS WORK? Anthony!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater ROUND 2

Hekiru Hikawa Theater ROUND 2 I'm Rebecca Miyamoto, in charge of Class 1-C!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Please stop, double Miss Miyamotol When you think of something,

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Please stop, double Miss Miyamotol if your eyes shift to the left, you're visceral.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater No matter how long you stretch it out, this material is just boring! if your eyes shift to the left, you're visceral.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater No matter how long you stretch it out, this material is just boring! If they shift to the right, you're theoretical.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater No matter how long you stretch it out, this material is just boring! By the way, my eyes look up because I'm genius!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater By the way, my eyes look up because I'm genius!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 23 "Misfortunes Never Come One by One" By the way, my eyes look up because I'm genius!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 23 "Misfortunes Never Come One by One" Don't forget to watch the next episode!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Ching Miyata Miyata Miyata Don't forget to watch the next episode!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Ching Miyata Miyata Miyata Good night!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Ching Miyata Miyata Miyata

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