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People

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GENIUS

GENIUS It must be nice...

GENIUS

GENIUS Becky, are you all right?

GENIUS I bet you haven't gotten enough sleep

GENIUS because you've been staying up all night watching late-night TV shows every day, right?

GENIUS No wonder your physical strength is low and you have a cold.

GENIUS

GENIUS I don't watch TV all the time!

GENIUS It's just something that's been going around! That's all!

GENIUS You'd better be careful, too!

GENIUS Roger! I'll be omega-careful!

GENIUS Himeko, you don't have to worry about that.

Mal

It doesn't concern Himeko...

Since she's Himeko, after all...

She's the healthiest kid of the year!

Maho! Maho! Maho!

Are you supposed to be coughing?

What are you doing?

I'm getting disinfected by the sunlight!

Killing germs! Killing germs!

Maho!

Anyway, everyone should take precautionary measures and...

Becky, have you been taking medicine like you're supposed to?

Gulp! Becky, have you been taking medicine like you're supposed to?

Gulp!

Ah hah! Let me guess. You don't like bitter medicine, do you?

N-No, it's not like that!

It's not my style to rely completely on chemicals!

I just value the natural healing power that humans have!

So you're scared of shots, too, right?

I'm NOT scared of them!

Please. This is the Ichijo family medicine.

It works on all kinds of diseases.

Wh-What am I supposed to do with that?

After all, little kids need syrupy medicine, right?

You bastards!

Fine! I'll prove something to all of you right now!

SUPER BITTER MEDICINE (Ge Gen Tang)

GE GEN TANG

GE GEN TANG Just watch!

Special technique: Genius Swallows Chinese Medicine In One Gulp!

Special technique: The genius swallows Chinese medicine in one gulp!

You did very good, Becky!

Let's go buy some candies together after school!

No more staying up all night, okay?

What's your problem?

Don't you make fun of me! I'm a teacher!

Yeah, yeah.

Be careful not to catch a cold, guys!

Lalalalala lalalala lalala la la la la

Peniponi Desh

I do have a dress for the party

But I looked out of place at the park

I pronounce it correctly

"Karatto" should be "carat"

I'm right here

I see myself in the mirror

An idol with slight makeup

That's Girl Q

Girl Q

To the mysterious girl, everyone is like

(Love ya, love ya, ya ya ya ya ya)

With stimulating gaze

(Love ya, love ya, ya ya ya ya ya)

Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry, please make me cry) Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry, please make me cry)

Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry softly) Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry softly)

VALUE YOUR LIFE

VALUE YOUR (IFE All right, everyone, let's begin homeroom.

All right, everyone, let's begin homeroom.

Huh?

EPrSopE 19 ART CAUSES HARM To THE Boppy

EPiSoF 19 ART CAUSES HARM To THE Boppy Well, well, what's the matter, Miss Miyamoto?

Well, well, what's the matter, Miss Miyamoto?

I know this is sudden, but I have news for you!

Class 1-C has been temporarily closed!

My, I'm sorry to hear that.

Is the flu going around or something?

It's an unknown virus!

"Unknown virus"?

That sounds scary.

No wonder it was closed!

Kue, Kue, Kue... No wonder it was closed!

Kue, Kue, Kue...

I am serious!

I'm serious!

Chonwa Chonwa

Chonwa Chonwa All right, calm down!

Chonwa Chonwa Here's... what I... think...

Here's... what I... think...

This is pretty bad...

This is the worst...

VALVE YOUR LIFE!

VALVE YOUR LIFE?! That's true!

VALVE YOUR LIFE!

VALVE YOUR LIFE?! That's what I've been trying to talk to you about.

That's what I've been trying to talk to you about.

Maho!

MOMO

MOMO

MOMO

MOMO

MOMO

OHAM

MAHO

MOMO

OHAM

MAHO

MAHO Maho!

OHAM Maho!

MAHO Maho!

OHAM Maho!

Why are we being confined in a place like this?

Why do we have a word on our foreheads?

Is there a cold with a symptom like that?!

Well, it's supposedly a very "weird cold," right?

Remember, even Himeko has got it.

Mahon! Mahon!

Enough of that!

Killing germs!

Enough of that, too!

Maho!

Considering the situation, you're pretty calm, aren't you, Rei?

Well, now that it's come to this, there's no point in worrying.

I'll just let the man upstairs handle the matter.

No, you can't do that, Rei!

If you give up, it's game over!

You idiot, stop it!

Let us out, damn it!

That's why I told you not to. Bzzz... Maybe I just got electrified...

She's the rusher of the year! Bzzz... Maybe I just got electrified...

She's the rusher of the year!

I guess it IS pointless to struggle, huh?

But what are we going to do now?

Good question.

MA HO Good question.

MA HO

The name of the disease is the "Momotsuki Cold."

It's a mysterious disease triggered by a virus called the "Momotsuki Virus."

Once the symptoms progress past a certain stage,

the word "momo" appears on the patient's forehead.

The source, method of transmission, and treatment of the disease are all unknown.

A thorough investigation is currently underway.

What happens if you get infected?

If you get infected you die!

WHAT?! If you get infected you die!

WHAT?! Maybe.

Maybe.

Which is it?

I told you it's under investigation, didn't I?

I'm very reluctant to do this,

but I'm afraid that I have to test everyone for infection.

With this brand-spanking-new machine!

Pararappara!

The Virus Counter...

I'm sorry.

All right, I'm going to start testing!

Behoimi! Behoimi! This is your chance!

This is the perfect time

for the "former" soothing magical girl who "used to be" new and fresh to step up!

With your healing power,

you must protect the peace and well-being of this academy!

Stop it!

Come on, let's transform!

Transform!

& of Ng & 7 Transform!

& & Ng «© & 3

Why do YOU have this?

Magical Girl Behoimi, transform!

Stop it!

With magical healing... ya!

I said stop it!

Behoimi!

What are you doing? Give those back!

Fight, Behoimi!

I said give them back!

Hey, you two over there. How long are you planning to go on with that boring stuff?

Come on, I have to start the test now.

EXHRITION "THE MYSTERIES OF THE HUMAN BODY" NOW SHOWG

EXHIBITION "THE MYSTERIES OF THE HUMAN BODY . . YOW SHOWNG Now that I think about i, I wonder how Becky is doing.

EXHIBITION "THE MYSTERIES OF THE HUMAN BODY . sow soni 11 Possible that her symptoms are worse than ours?

Hmm, I'm sure she's managing somehow.

She's a genius, after all.

I see...

Don't say that!

Don't say that!

Full house.

I thought we were playing Old Maid...

Next, Serizawa!

So, what seems to be wrong with you, Missy?

"Missy"?

Now open your shirt.

Whatever! Just get it over with!

Okay...

Ah!

What?

Aaaah!

What is it? What? What? What is it?!

I forgot to turn it on...

RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

Coo...

VALVE YOUR LIFE

VALVE YOUR LIFE I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

VALUE YOUR UFE Miss Serizawa is okay!

VALVE YOUR LIFE Looks like all of us are okay.

VALUE YOUR UFE What a relief!

VALVE YOUR LIFE Thank goodness!

VALUE YOUR UFE But in a way I'm a little disappointed.

VALUE YOUR UFE Don't you agree, Behoimi?

Don't you agree, Behoimi?

Hey, give them back!

I'm saved!

Yeah. So now...

Hmm?

It's me.

What?

An emergency call from the Epidemic Prevention Center?!

What did you say?!

Momotsuki Academy PRINCIPAL

I just received new information regarding the Momotsuki Virus from the research facility.

When someone is latently infected, there's a possibility that the machine cannot detect it.

What?

Also, they've discovered that the Momotsuki Virus reproduces by eating endorphins.

E...

E-ENDOLPHIN?

Here it comes, Endolphin!

Here!

Miss Miyamoto, where can I find those lovely dolphins?

And how much are they?

What are you talking about, Nanjo?

F.Y.l., endorphins are opioids found in the brain.

'The how and why of ENDORPHINS F.Y.l., endorphins are opioids found in the brain.

'The how and why of ENDORPHINS ENDORPHINS F.Y.l., endorphins are opioids found in the brain.

'The how and why of ENDORPHINS ENDORPHINS When a human's body produces them,

'The how and why of ENDORPHINS ENDORPHINS they cause the person to feel exhilarated and high.

'The how and why of ENDORPHINS ENDORPHINS The virus loves these substances.

'The how and why of ENDORPHINS The virus loves these substances.

'The how and why of ENDORPHINS In other words, what's that supposed to mean?

In other words,

the research shows that people who are original, self-assertive and funny,

such as you people in Class 1-D,

have a great chance of being the source of infection.

What's that supposed to mean?!

How insulting!

How dare they treat us like some kind of oddball performers or something!

You're not?

Did you just say something?

Nothin".

I'm sorry, but this is a very time-sensitive situation!

We must find out exactly what it is and come up with effective strategies as soon as possible!

So I need everyone's help! Please!

I'm not quite convinced, but I guess we have no choice.

All right, let's get to work!

All right, let's get to work! CONTINUE ON TO PART BR

CONTINUE ON TO PART B

Cue the commercial? CONTINUE ON TO PART BR

The situation remains unchanged,

and the mysterious virus continues to circulate in Momotsuki.

Oh, I see...

Captain, please don't push yourself. You should be resting.

I'm telling you, the Unchara disease is horrible this year!

I guess the agony that comes with illnesses is the same whether you're in space or on Earth.

I agree.

At any rate, I wonder what the cause of the virus is...

Oh...

Huh? What is it?

Remember Miss Ichijo's little sister visited this ship the other day?

Yeah, she sure did.

I was wondering, maybe that's somehow linked to the current situation...

In other words, well...

the fact that an Earthling came in contact with us inside this ship

could be the cause of this whole thing...

That can't be it.

I guess you're right.

Achool

Is this situation fascinating or what?

It's like a movie or something.

You know, with "hell something"

or "devil something"...

Don't say "hell" or "devil"!

In a movie like that,

a hero would come running with a vaccine in his hand or something.

MA! a hero would come running with a vaccine in his hand or something.

a hero would come running with a vaccine in his hand or something.

That's right! A hero!

I bet you Becky is out there right now kicking butt to save us!

You know, riding on a motorcycle and stuff...

Hang in there, brothers...

This sweet vaccine...

I promise I'll get it to you even if it means my own death!

NOOOOOOOOO!

Becky's got a mustache!

Everyone's healthy. That's wonderful. What are you doing, running away with your stupid imagination?

Everyone's healthy. That's wonderful. But, it's a MUSTACHE!

Everyone's healthy. That's wonderful. Whatever, just calm down.

Everyone's healthy. That's wonderful. Jeez, it'd be nice if someone came here and saved us!

No. I stuffed animal suit expert in Japan

No. I stuffed animal suit expert in Japan Someone's here!

No. I stuffed animal suit expert in Japan Could it be Becky?

Tokyoto Tattoku Komagata B**ndal Gangu Daisanbu no Hoshi I Kogane- mushi USE" ♪ 100K" —> STRIP RPS Could it be Becky? en

Tokyoto Tattoku Komagata B**ndal Gangu Daisanbu no Hoshi I Kogane- mushi USE" ♪ LOK" —> STRIP RPS

Yukiguni PA

Let's say there's a virus carrier among us...

Who could it be?

This is just one particular example,

but since ancient times, there have been many cases

of an infectious disease being transmitted from animals to humans.

From mice, for example...

Animals, huh?

Animals...

Animals?

Wh-What is it?

Why are you looking at me?

What did I do?

What made you think Misao Nanjo has anything to do with this?

INOCHI KURENAT

INOC HT KURENATL Actually, you're very suspicious.

INOC HT KURENATL Yeah, she's the walking animal kingdom.

Yeah, she's the walking animal kingdom.

What are you talking about?

All my pets have long and distinguished pedigrees!

I have the pedigree documents right here!

PEPIGREE I have the pedigree documents right here!

I have the pedigree documents right here!

I didn't know that they hand-wrote the pedigree for the axolotl...

What kind of breeding does an ostrich or alligator have, anyway?

VALVE YOUR LIFE What kind of breeding does an ostrich or alligator have, anyway?

What kind of breeding does an ostrich or alligator have, anyway?

Wh-what are you talking about?

They all have the seal of approval of the Nanjo Breeders, the authority in the industry!

They're your relatives, aren't they?

Check all Nanjo's animals, too!

It's a nightmare!

Q-chan!

It's okay!

Hold it right there!

I will not let you lay a finger on my beloved pet!

If you're going to capture my Q-chan, capture me instead!

What do you think you're doing, Inugami?! Stop pulling me!

I'm gonna... I'm gonna protect my Q-chan!

Let me go!

I'm not pulling you!

YOU stop pushing ME!

Have a nice day!

Q-chan!

Oh, my darling Q-chan!

Inugami, you jerk!

You're a demon! You're a devil!

And?

Is Old Geezer going to be okay?

Boys, embrace snails! But there's nothing we can do right now.

Boys, embrace snails! We can't even find a simple thing like a wet towel around here.

Boys, embrace snails! This is "I pray for your safety" of the year!

Boys, embrace snails! Jaan ja jaan!

Boys, embrace snails!

Boys, embrace snails! I wonder what kind of dream he's having. Sounds fun!

Boys, embrace snails! A dream about when he was young or something?

Boys, embrace snails! He sounds pretty feisty.

He sounds pretty feisty.

One, I suck the lifeblood of society!

Two, I'm immortal!

Three, I got dumped spectacularly...

Four...

What's going on? What kind of dream is he having?

I've got legendary shins!

I don't get it.

I shall exterminate you, Momotsuki Academy!

Where did that one come from?

H-He's creeping me out!

MA! H-He's creeping me out!

MA! I can't listen to this anymore!

MA! Someone do something!

Leave it up to me.

I just don't understand this!

First of all, if you're looking for suspicious animals, there are more!

For example, that amphibian guy right there!

I'm okay, because I'm a protected species.

I'm I'm okay, because I'm a protected species.

Okay, I'm okay, because I'm a protected species.

I'm okay, because I'm a protected species.

Because I'm okay, because I'm a protected species.

I'm I'm okay, because I'm a protected species.

A I'm okay, because I'm a protected species.

Protected I'm okay, because I'm a protected species.

Species. I'm okay, because I'm a protected species.

I'm okay, because I'm a protected species.

But I don't know about him...

But But I don't know about him...

7 But I don't know about him...

Don't But I don't know about him...

Know But I don't know about him...

About But I don't know about him...

Him... But I don't know about him...

But I don't know about him...

§ § But I don't know about him...

§ § Me?

What...

What?

What?!

Robot punch!

YOUR LIFE ENDS HERE

Get raccoon-dog, piko!

I'm not a raccoon-dog, yansul! I'm the real Serizawa!

I fail a test every now and then,

but I'm the up-and-coming rookie of the Drama Club,

who has a cute hairstyle that looks like cat ears-

DIE!

Wait! Wait! We just have to check him!

Thank god, I'm saved...

But for some reason I'm a little confused.

Kai ni naritai, yansu!

So is this the end of the whole thing?

There's still a possibility that there's another latent Momotsuki Virus carrier out there.

But who could that be?

You know, this happens all the time in mysteries.

The person who appears to be the most innocent turns out to be the true criminal...

So that means...

The person who's less represented, not superior in anything...

whom no one would ever pay attention to!

What? You mean ME?!

Uhh, umm...

If I were to appear in a mystery,

my role would definitely be something like "Maid A" or "Friend B,"

who'd never get involved in the climax of the story.

That's how I look at myself...

But what do you think?

Or, since I'm a member of the FALL Club, would this be the perfect punch line?

Would it be a good punch line or what? What do you think?

Sorry, I apologize, Miyata. You're not that kind of person.

You're cute and have a nice figure and...

CUTE!

Well, I don't think Miyata is the carrier.

Besides, she doesn't fit the profile of the type the Momotsuki Virus prefers at all.

You're right.

Maho!

MA Maho!

Maho!

Ho Maho!

Heo

What? What is it?

The symptoms must be progressing!

R-Rei...

Himeko!

ESCAPE

Huh?

Why "escape"?

ARIAKE!

ARIAKE! This is the final countdown of the year!

It's got to be from animals! Animals, you know!

I bet it came from their bacteria and fleas and stuff!

Why are you bringing that up again?

You might say that, Serizawa, but you're rather suspicious yourself!

What made you say that?

I'm sure you don't really wash those stuffed animal costumes you wear,

and there must be all kinds of dangerous germs and stuff growing inside them!

That's not true!

Speaking of stuff you can't wash, how about that protective gear that they use in the Kendo Club?

It takes a lot of work to clean stuffed animal costumes!

You have to wash it, hang it and dry it.

It takes all day to do it!

Don't say stuff just because that's how you THINK things are!

During my busy day-to-day schedule,

each lovely pet of mine gets washed with tender loving care...

...by my servants.

Wh-What's wrong with that?

They keep them clean with tender loving care!

They keep them clean with tender loving care!

Yeah right, it's still suspicious.

Then let me ask you this!

When was the last time you actually washed that robot costume?

Well, that's, um, eh...

See, look at you!

Shut up! No, look at YOU!

No, look at YOU!

Kehha morutaa You wanna a piece of me, you animal bitch?!

Kehha morutaa As you wish, you costume bitch!

Kehha morutaa

Kehha morutaa

Kehha morutaa Kangaroo-ko!

Kehha morutaa

What do you think you're doing at a time like this?

What's your problem, Inugami?

So are you on that animal bitch's side?

Is that because your name has a kanji meaning "dog" in it, piko?

What kind of unjustified accusation is that?!

Yeah, look at your glasses. They look very suspicious, too!

I bet you're the mastermind of this whole thing! I bet you!

I can tell you're plotting something, piko!

Enough of your nonsense!

This is the perfect time to transform!

Now with your come-from-behind healing magic, turn their bodies and minds healthy!

Give them back!

Hey now, calm down, everyone!

I support enthusiastic discussions, but not arguments!

This is exactly why I don't do 1-D...

HEEEEEEY!

Will you keep it down please?!

Wh-What's with your attitude towards your teacher?

Now that I think about it, Miss Miyamoto...

How about you?

The one who brings it up is the one who's actually suspicious, piko.

If you think about it,

you're a unique and funny little kid teacher...

just the kind of person the Momotsuki Virus would most likely prefer...

It's not me! It's not! I swear it's not me!

I'm not going to see a doctor!

I'm telling you, I'm NOT going! There's no way I'll go!

I HATE DOCTORS!

Oh, look how it's turned out...

What in the world is going to happen to Momotsuki Academy and those girls?

And... IL..

Mesousa.

Huh?

Now is your chance!

Huh, what?

Courage, kero!

Courage, Courage, kero!

Kero! Courage, kero!

Courage, kero!

Now scream with everything you've got!

O-Okay!

Attention please, everyone!

VALUE YOUR (IPE

VALVE YOUR LIFE Oh, um, well, err... Well, I mean...

VALVE YOUR LIFE I didn't have anything to say but, umm...

I didn't have anything to say but, umm...

VALUE YOUR (IPE

VALVE YOUR LIFE Oh!

VALVE YOUR UIFE Oh!

VALVE YOUR UIFE

VALVE YOUR UIFE Huh?

VALVE YOUR UIFE

It's a healthy morning!

Good morning, Becky!

Hey, good morning!

Doberman Wanted Mu" *o House Mini ni tako Seriously, I didn't know what was going to happen to us at one point.

Doberman Wanted Mu" *o House Mini ni tako I can't believe they made the vaccine out of Mesousa!

I can't believe they made the vaccine out of Mesousa!

I just looked at the picture from a different angle.

I figured that the least represented individual,

SABARA I figured that the least represented individual,

SABARA who's completely opposite from the students of Class 1-D,

who's completely opposite from the students of Class 1-D,

would be the Momotsuki Virus' weak point.

I see! I didn't really understand it, but I got it.

You know what they always say,

"Genius is 1% inspiration."

There you go, Genius!

Oh, pshaw!

Becky, you're the best!

Oh, pshaw!

watch For Falling Basins Oh, pshaw!

watch For Falling Basins But at any rate, what WAS the Momotsuki Virus really, anyway?

watch For Falling Basins Who cares? We're all better now, anyway.

Who cares? We're all better now, anyway.

She's got a point!

This is a happy ending!

And since we're happy, let's hug, Becky!

Stop it, I'm a teacher!

VIRUS

Akane

Nanjo

Misao

Me

Med

Medi

Media

Medi

Me

Be

Beho

Behoi

Behoimi

Class D

Miya

Miyata

Miya

Akira

Just like the moon wavering with tears

Love is a white swing

A girl's heart is mysterious

Ever since that day I first met you

I've been traveling the dream world

Answer me, answer me, I'm about to burst

My heart goes lun lun lulun lun

You're mean, you're mean

I love sweet, heartrending romance

Moonlight, it feels like a dream

Darling, I love you

Baby love

Old Baby love

Old Gee Baby love

Old Geezer Baby love

Old Geezer

Lonely Soldier

Miyuki Igarashi

Fairy Tale Road

Till Morning Fairy Tale Road

Fairy Tale Road

Sa

Saoto

Saotome

See You In The Back Later

Go

Go To

Go To Sleep

Go To Sleep Al

Go To Sleep Already

Q-chan, you came back!

My Q-chan!

It's all good!

Q-chan!

Have a nice day!

Good job!

YUMMY!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You pathetic fool, Rebecca Motomiya! Shame on you! Who're you?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater You pathetic fool, Rebecca Motomiya! Shame on you! Who're you? I'm Rebecca Miyamoto, the homeroom teacher of 1-C!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater 1 shall take your place as the main character! Like I said, who ARE you?! I'm Rebecca Miyamoto, the homeroom teacher of 1-C!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater 1 shall take your place as the main character! Like I said, who ARE you?! Did you know that the red, sweet part of a strawberry isn't the meat of it?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Say your prayers, Rebecca Motomiya! Mwahahaha! Did you know that the red, sweet part of a strawberry isn't the meat of it?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Say your prayers, Rebecca Motomiya! Mwahahaha! The meat of a strawberry is the seedy part around it.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Mwahahaha! The meat of a strawberry is the seedy part around it.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 20 "A Wise Man Will Know Not To Approach Danger" The meat of a strawberry is the seedy part around it.

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 20 "A Wise Man Will Know Not To Approach Danger" Isn't that disappointing in a way?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 20 "A Wise Man Will Know Not To Approach Danger" Be sure to watch the next episode, okay?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater An original My name is character "Miyamoto" in the anime, though... I guess? Be sure to watch the next episode, okay?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater An original My name is character "Miyamoto" in the anime, though... I guess? Good night!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater An original My name is character "Miyamoto" in the anime, though... I guess?