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Original subtitles

It's the school festival!

The 40th Momotsuki Academy School Festival

YAMANOTE LINE Thank you, Type 205

YAMANOTE LINE Thank you, Type 205 Wow, check it out. Everyone sure is working hard at it!

KEIHIN TOHOKV LINE Wow, check it out. Everyone sure is working hard at it!

Wow, check it out. Everyone sure is working hard at it!

Huh? What are you doing there, grandpa?

As you can see my booth sells pan-fried noodles!

Would you like some, Miss Miyamoto?

Are you sure that's edible?

It contains no jokes!

What?

No punch lines, either!

Then there's no meaning to your existence!

Then there's no meaning to your existence! Then there's no meaning to your existence!

Lalalalala lalalala lalala la la la la

Peniponi Desh

I do have a dress for the party

But I looked out of place at the park

I pronounce it correctly

"Karatto" should be "carat"

I'm right here

I see myself in the mirror

An idol with slight makeup

That's Girl Q

Girl Q

To the mysterious girl, everyone is like

(Love ya, love ya, ya ya ya ya ya)

With stimulating gaze

(Love ya, love ya, ya ya ya ya ya)

Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry, please make me cry) Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry, please make me cry)

Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry softly) Someone please make me cry

(Make me cry softly)

Episode 17 "The Way to Heaven Does Not Favor Anyone"

Episode 17 "The Way to Heaven Does Not Favor Anyone" Cuckoo! Clunk!

Cuckoo! Clunk!

Let's go back just a little. It happened about a week ago!

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1 I:drood 2idT I:droo§ odT 1:drood 26d T nnn nm ed 1:leviresT olidol As for what kind of attraction our Class 1-C is going to provide for the school festival,

1 I:drood 2idT I:droo§ odT 1:drood 26d T nnn nm ed 1:leviresT olidol it looks like the snack bar got the most votes.

it looks like the snack bar got the most votes.

Maho!

'This Booth: lI I 'The Booth: Hill That Booth: III Café: 1 mn Ichijo Festival: I Fight Club: Il No-Rope Bungee Jump: Ill

'This Booth: lI I The Booth: III That Booth: lll Café: 1 mn Ichijo Festival: I Fight Club: II No-Rope Bungee Jump: Ill Don't you think "snack bar" sounds like "shrimp bowl"?

'This Booth: lI I 'The Booth: Hill That Booth: lll Café: 1 mn Ichijo Festival: I Fight Club: II No-Rope Bungee Jump: Ill Shrimps are kind of like crabs, so I love them, too!

'This Booth: lI I 'The Booth: Hill That Booth: III Café: 1 mn Ichijo Festival: I Fight Club: Il No-Rope Bungee Jump: Ill

'This Booth: lI I The Booth: III That Booth: lll Café: 1 mn Ichijo Festival: I Fight Club: II No-Rope Bungee Jump: Ill But if you think about it, there are shimp bowls, but there aren't crab bowls!

But if you think about it, there are shimp bowls, but there aren't crab bowls!

I think I'd love to try crab tempura!

Someone exterminate that idiot.

Maho!

'This Booth: lI I 'The Booth: Hill That Booth: III Café: 1 mn Ichijo Festival: I Fight Club: Il No-Rope Bungee Jump: Ill Maho!

'This Booth: lI I 'The Booth: Hill That Booth: III Café: 1 mn Ichijo Festival: I Fight Club: Il No-Rope Bungee Jump: Ill

'This Booth: lI I 'The Booth: Hill That Booth: III Café: 1 mn Ichijo Festival: I Fight Club: Il No-Rope Bungee Jump: Ill Hey, what's that?

'This Booth: lI I 'The Booth: Hill That Booth: lll Café: 1 mn Ichijo Festival: I Fight Club: II No-Rope Bungee Jump: Ill You mean, the Ichijo Festival?

Ichijo Festival: I Ichijo Festival?!

Ichijo Festival: I

Ichijo Festival: I Ichijo Festival?

Ichijo Festival: I

Sob, sob, sob...

Well then, I'd like to decide on the snack bar by majority vote. Sob, sob, sob...

Sob, sob, sob...

Does anyone disagree? Sob, sob, sob...

Ichijo Festival: I

Ichijo Festival: I Yes!

Ichijo Festival: I I think that decision by majority is violence by means of democracy.

Ichijo Festival: I

Ichijo Festival: I Whatever. Putting the nonsense aside, just go ahead and decide on the details, you guys.

Whatever. Putting the nonsense aside, just go ahead and decide on the details, you guys.

Aren't you looking forward to the school festival, Becky?

To me, any school event means paperwork.

They're just a pain in the butt.

Listen to her! She sounds like Miss Igarashi!

The hell with the school festival!

I don't see any fun in a festival that I'm not allowed to drink at!

I wish I was a cloud...

Recently, I've begun to think you might actually be an excellent teacher by negative example...

Okay, now it's decided that we're going to do the snack bar,

but we have to decide what kind of food we'll serve, right?

I have an idea! How about a crab bowl stand?

Will you just let this crab thing go for a change?

Then how about an Ichijo Festival?

What's an "Ichijo Festival"?

Remember, this is just like playing store.

So try not to go over the budget, okay?

Golstish Saving DELICIOUS OKOROMIYAK) Litho PRESENTS Andromeda Cakes Local Office

Golstish Saving DELICIOUS OKOROMIYAK) Litho PRESENTS Andromeda Cakes Local Office You're too naive!

Golstish Saving DELICIOUS OKOROMIYAK) Litho PRESENTS Andromeda Cakes Local Office

business is still business!

If we're going to do this, we must earn a profit and use that capital to take the company public.

And drive the business with the determination

to one day get listed in the first section of the Tokyo Stock Exchange!

to one day get listed in the first section of the Tokyo Stock Exchange!

Nah, we don't have to go that far.

But we don't have a big budget...

When you start thinking about supply costs and stuff, we can't afford to do anything big...

I have an idea about that.

I figured something like this might happen, so I made some samples.

Whoa, this is awesome!

Maho! Cakes!

They look delicious!

Did you make them all, Rei?

If it's homemade, we should be able to keep the prime cost down, right?

And I borrowed all the kitchen tools from the Chinese restaurant that I work at part-time.

Maho.

Chinese cuisine is all about FIRE POWER after alll

Chinese cuisine is all about FIRE POWER after alll! So Chinese cuisine is all about fire power after all?

Chinese cuisine is all about FIRE POWER after alll

Chinese cuisine is all about FIRE POWER after alll! No, I didn't use a Chinese wok.

No, I didn't use a Chinese wok.

Oh! God!

Hey, how about a sample? How about a sample? How about a sample?

Just go ahead and eat.

Thank you!

So good!

This cake's sponge is so fluffy!

The texture is very soft. It's yummy!

It's light, so I feel like I could eat so many of them!

Mmmm, I've never had anything like this before...

So who taught you how to make it?

Kinokuniya Bunzaemon!

Huh?!

Long ago, young Kinokuniya Bunzaemon saw a housewife throwing away scraps of vegetables

as she washed them in the river.

He picked them up downstream and pickled them in soy sauce.

He called it "fukujinzuke" and made a fortune and a name for himself.

Huh?!

When it comes to cake, the more you raise the dough, the more profit you make.

You can take a little bit of flour and make a big profit out of it.

And that is indeed the teaching of Kinokuniya Bunzaemon!

In the end it's all about money, huh?

But they're so good! They'll definitely sell!

Okay, then I'll try to get coffee and tea at a cheaper price from where I work!

Better yet, try to get expired ones for FREE!

You're a demon!

But don't you think we need more than just cakes?

It'd be nice if we had something else on the menu, wouldn't it?

Then how about an Ichijo Festival?

What is that, anyway?

Just in case, I'm thinking about doing cotton candy and popcorn, too.

Both take only a few ingredients but they both have volume.

You just have to make a profit no matter what you do, huh?

Let's see... What other things can we sell that will cost us virtually nothing to purchase?

I guess color chicks are about the only thing, huh?

Color chicks?

Are you saying that we're going to sell chicks at the coffee shop?!

My question is, do they really cost virtually nothing?!

If you go to a chicken farm,

you'll notice that they farm only female chicks, because male chicks don't lay eggs.

So they'll just give them to you for free.

All you have to do is spray-paint them!

I didn't know they were spray-painted!

Does that mean they're not born pink or blue?!

I'm so shocked!

Actually knowing that you didn't know about it is more shocking.

Here's one.

Here's the result.

Color Mesousa?!

COLOR MESOUSA Color Mesousa?!

Ichijo Festival

Momotsuki Town News Flash: Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain

Momotsuki Town News Flash: Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Must be nice... A school festival, huh?

* Man attempting to cross the Pacific with only two balloons Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Must be nice... A school festival, huh?

* Man attempting to cross the Pacific with only two balloons Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Stop it, Captain.

* Man attempting to cross the Pacific with only two balloons Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Remember, a close and personal encounter with the research subject is prohibited.

swallowed by catfish, now in critical condition. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Remember, a close and personal encounter with the research subject is prohibited.

swallowed by catfish, now in critical condition. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain I know that. Don't worry, I'm not going there.

Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain I know that. Don't worry, I'm not going there.

Archaeologist Link burned down tree, Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain I know that. Don't worry, I'm not going there.

Archaeologist Link burned down tree, Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain You have a previous history.

Archaeologist Link burned down tree, Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain CONTROL YOURSELF You have a previous history.

Archaeologist Link burned down tree, Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain CONTROL YOURSELF Please control yourself.

discovered underground ruin. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain CONTROL YOURSELF Please control yourself.

discovered underground ruin. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain CONTROL YOURSELF Hmph, I'm good for nothing...

discovered underground ruin. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Hmph, I'm good for nothing...

discovered underground ruin. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain

discovered underground ruin. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain I said to control yourself, not sneer at yourself!

discovered underground ruin. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Sneer at Yourself I said to control yourself, not sneer at yourself!

Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Sneer at Yourself I said to control yourself, not sneer at yourself!

Investigating the ruins, Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Sneer at Yourself I said to control yourself, not sneer at yourself!

Investigating the ruins, Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain

Investigating the ruins, Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Speaking of school festivals,

encountered and repelled a Greater Demon Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Speaking of school festivals,

encountered and repelled a Greater Demon Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain this brings back memories of the time I was in the Galaxy Military Academy...

with a shout from the Player 2 controller's microphone. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain this brings back memories of the time I was in the Galaxy Military Academy...

with a shout from the Player 2 controller's microphone. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain At the time, I had a Nepilan girlfriend, and we used to walk down the street eating crépes...

Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain At the time, I had a Nepilan girlfriend, and we used to walk down the street eating crépes...

« Spinach-loving sailor teaching English conversation classes. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain At the time, I had a Nepilan girlfriend, and we used to walk down the street eating crépes...

* Spinach-loving sailor teaching English conversation classes. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain

« Spinach-loving sailor teaching English conversation classes. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Whoa, you dated a Nepilan girl? That's unexpected.

« Spinach-loving sailor teaching English conversation classes. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Nepilan girls are beautiful.

Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Nepilan girls are beautiful.

* Imperial Attack failed to launch. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Nepilan girls are beautiful.

* Imperial Attack failed to launch. Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Especially their third arms and their seventh legs: they're the sexiest in the entire galaxy!

Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Especially their third arms and their seventh legs: they're the sexiest in the entire galaxy!

* The individual whose acts of annihilation Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Especially their third arms and their seventh legs: they're the sexiest in the entire galaxy!

* The individual whose acts of annihilation Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Personally I prefer girls from Arshat.

launched him into limelight Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Personally I prefer girls from Arshat.

Pani Poni Wide Live Today's Chance of Rain Personally I prefer girls from Arshat.

picked to appear as guest judge on Kouhaku. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Which Arshat do you mean? Momotsuki Academy Culture Festival Information:

picked to appear as guest judge on Kouhaku. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Which Arshat do you mean?

picked to appear as guest judge on Kouhaku. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The ones from the fourth satellite.

Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The ones from the fourth satellite.

« Mer. ***%o, plumber, has shut himself in. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The ones from the fourth satellite.

« Mer. ***%o, plumber, has shut himself in. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The ones from the fourth satellite. - Drama Club & Film Research Club:

« Mer. ***%o, plumber, has shut himself in. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information You've got some pretty solid taste, you know that? - Drama Club & Film Research Club:

« Mer. ***%o, plumber, has shut himself in. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information You've got some pretty solid taste, you know that? "Roboko VS Mecha Dozilla"

* Mr. ****o, plumber, has shut himself in. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information "Roboko VS Mecha Dozilla"

« Mer. ***%o, plumber, has shut himself in. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The atmosphere there is composed mostly of Sisteramine, "Roboko VS Mecha Dozilla"

« Mer. ***%o, plumber, has shut himself in. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The atmosphere there is composed mostly of Sisteramine,

« Mer. ***%o, plumber, has shut himself in. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The atmosphere there is composed mostly of Sisteramine, « Model Club:

Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The atmosphere there is composed mostly of Sisteramine, « Model Club:

* His younger brother tried to rescue him, Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The atmosphere there is composed mostly of Sisteramine, « Model Club:

* His younger brother tried to rescue him, Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The atmosphere there is composed mostly of Sisteramine, "1/1 Ganzaru Exhibition"

* His younger brother tried to rescue him, Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information so the women there have great skin. "1/1 Ganzaru Exhibition"

* His younger brother tried to rescue him, Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But that still can't beat the fresh and supple skin that the Sazamack Aliens have! "1/1 Ganzaru Exhibition"

* His younger brother tried to rescue him, Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But that still can't beat the fresh and supple skin that the Sazamack Aliens have!

* His younger brother tried to rescue him, Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But that still can't beat the fresh and supple skin that the Sazamack Aliens have! - Courage Club:

was attacked by POW instead. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But that still can't beat the fresh and supple skin that the Sazamack Aliens have! - Courage Club:

was attacked by POW instead. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But that still can't beat the fresh and supple skin that the Sazamack Aliens have! "Ding Dong Dash"

was attacked by POW instead. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But the Sazamack Aliens are water creatures! "Ding Dong Dash"

Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But the Sazamack Aliens are water creatures! "Ding Dong Dash"

+ GAME KING nominated for Golden Lion Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But the Sazamack Aliens are water creatures!

+ GAME KING nominated for Golden Lion Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But the Sazamack Aliens are water creatures! - Gag Research Club:

+ GAME KING nominated for Golden Lion Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information They all wear water jackets. - Gag Research Club:

+ GAME KING nominated for Golden Lion Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information They all wear water jackets. "Club Disbanded"

+ GAME KING nominated for Golden Lion Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information You can't even see their skin! "Club Disbanded"

at the Vence Film Festival. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information You can't even see their skin! "Club Disbanded"

at the Vence Film Festival. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information You can't even see their skin!

at the Vence Film Festival. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information You can't even see their skin! « PC Club:

at the Vence Film Festival. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But the frustration you get from that makes it even better! - PC Club:

at the Vence Film Festival. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information But the frustration you get from that makes it even better! "Pyuta Seminar"

at the Vence Film Festival. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The absolute field between the part you can't see because it's covered by life support "Pyuta Seminar"

at the Vence Film Festival. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The absolute field between the part you can't see because it's covered by life support

Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The absolute field between the part you can't see because it's covered by life support

Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The absolute field between the part you can't see because it's covered by life support - Manga Research Club:

* Master Hashi**to deprived of position as master. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The absolute field between the part you can't see because it's covered by life support « Manga Research Club:

* Master Hashi**to deprived of position as master. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information The absolute field between the part you can't see because it's covered by life support "Poniketto"

* Master Hashi**to deprived of position as master. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information and the part you can see through the photonic synthesis window! "Poniketto"

Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information and the part you can see through the photonic synthesis window! "Poniketto"

« As a result, Michael is the new master. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information and the part you can see through the photonic synthesis window! "Poniketto"

« As a result, Michael is the new master. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information and the part you can see through the photonic synthesis window!

« As a result, Michael is the new master. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information and the part you can see through the photonic synthesis window! « Ceramics Club:

« As a result, Michael is the new master. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Getting fascinated by the balance between them is what a true expert does! « Ceramics Club:

« As a result, Michael is the new master. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Getting fascinated by the balance between them is what a true expert does! "The Proper Way to Break Ceramics by Yuuzan ***bara"

Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Getting fascinated by the balance between them is what a true expert does! "The Proper Way to Break Ceramics by Yuuzan ***bara"

* Mouse security guard chased by cat, Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Getting fascinated by the balance between them is what a true expert does! "The Proper Way to Break Ceramics by Yuuzan ***bara"

* Mouse security guard chased by cat, Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information It's hard to understand your tastes, Captain. "The Proper Way to Break Ceramics by Yuuzan ***bara"

crashes into trampoline, fractures bone. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information It's hard to understand your tastes, Captain. "The Proper Way to Break Ceramics by Yuuzan ***bara"

crashes into trampoline, fractures bone. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information "The Proper Way to Break Ceramics by Yuuzan ***bara"

crashes into trampoline, fractures bone. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Take that! Take that! "The Proper Way to Break Ceramics by Yuuzan ***bara"

crashes into trampoline, fractures bone. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Take that! Take that!

crashes into trampoline, fractures bone. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Take that! Take that! « Newspaper Club:

crashes into trampoline, fractures bone. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Take that! Take that! "Happy Paparazzi Classroom"

crashes into trampoline, fractures bone. Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Take that! You idiot! "Happy Paparazzi Classroom"

Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Take that! You idiot! "Happy Paparazzi Classroom"

- Clou... Pani Poni Wide Live Culture Festival Information Take that! You idiot! "Happy Paparazzi Classroom"

« Clou... Pani Poni Wide Live owww/ Culture Festival Information You squid! Take that! You idiot! "Happy Paparazzi Classroom"

Today is the school festival!

What's up with these costumes, anyway?

They're the new fall maid outfit collection put together by us, the Costume Club, of course!

We heard that the girls of Class 1-C were going to be the models, so we worked really hard on it!

Huh?

I'm the Maid Supervisor, Media!

WARRING STATES MAID CAFE

WARRING STATES MAID CAFE Class 1-C, in collaboration with the Costume Club, are proud to present:

WARRING STATES MAID CAFE "A Fashion Show in the Maid Café"!

"A Fashion Show in the Maid Café"!

MOMOTSUKI "A Fashion Show in the Maid Café"!

MOMOTSUKI Basically, we even got all these costumes for free, too, huh?

Um, how come I'm the only one who's a sandwich man?

Good Good for you. It makes you stand out.

For Good for you. It makes you stand out.

You. Good for you. It makes you stand out.

It Good for you. It makes you stand out.

Makes Good for you. It makes you stand out.

You Good for you. It makes you stand out.

Stand Good for you. It makes you stand out.

Out. Good for you. It makes you stand out.

Out.

But I'm not interested in stuff like this...

Why am even I dressed like this?

Maid Becky is so cute!

PONTPONT Maid Becky is so cute!

PANTPONT Hey, stop it! Let me go! I'm a teacher!

PONTPONT Anyway, where's the mastermind, Rei? Hey, stop it! Let me go! I'm a teacher!

Sorry I'm late.

Huh?

Who are you?

It's me.

Rei?!

Who are you?

Rei!

Miyako!

If you've got something to say, just say it!

Now ladies!

This is just a school festival, but do not take it lightly!

As long as there are monetary transactions involved, this is serious business!

You'd better work it and make them spend their money!

THUMP

MACHO MAID

MACHO MAID We're going to drive it straight to victory!

MACHO MAID YEAH!

Becky

Becky She's a miser.

Becky

OCTOPUS-BANANA 100%

BURSTING OCTOPUS-BANANA MEATBALLS 100%

BURSTING OCTOPUS-BANANA MEATBALLS 100% Free

BURSTING MEATBALLS Free

BURSTING MEATBALLS

Fall House

Is this table all right?

WARRING STATES MAID CAFE MOMOTSUKI Please show the new customers to table #1!

WARRING STATES MAID CAFE MOMOTSUKI

Thank you for waiting. Here's your cake set!

COLOR CHICK RAINBOW 1 Chick 300 yen One chick is 300 yen!

Winp, Coke Set Highly Praised Woop. by Michael FIRE. Whoa!

Whoa!

Hmph, this is a walk in the park...

I'm telling you, you'll never amount to anything when you grow up.

Mijinko DON'T FORGET! Pinpin , Press Start while holding A+B Ehime Orange Um, there's something that's been bothering me...

Mijinko oO DON'T FORGET! Pinpin . Press start while holding A+ Ehime Orange Yeah, me, too.

What's up? Looks like you guys are doing pretty good, Kurumi!

Sh-Shu!

Why don't you eat something here?

Sure.

Huh?

Bincho Festival Charcoal Ichijo Festival Huh?

Bincho Festival Charcoal Ichijo Festival

Bincho Festival Charcoal Ichijo Festival What's this "Ichijo Festival"?

Bincho Festival Charcoal Ichijo Festival

Bincho Festival Charcoal Ichijo Festival Huh?

Huh?

What's this?

Oh, so that's what it is.

What the...

Burp!

BURP! Burp!

BURP!

The 40th Momotsuki Festival is here today!!

The 40th Momotsuki Festival is here today!! We members of the Intelligence Department are reporting here from Momotsuki Academy today

The 40th Momotsuki Festival is here today!! to tell you all about what's going on at the school festival!

The 40th Momotsuki Festival is here today!! This year marks the 40th school festival,

The 40th Momotsuki Festival is here today!! and things are filled with even more excitement than usual!

The 40th Momotsuki Festival is here today!!

The 40th Momotsuki Festival is here today!! There are lots of attractions and charity events!

The 40th Momotsuki Festival is here today!! There are so many visitors it looks totally packed inside!

THE OTH SCHOOL FESTIVAL Momotsuki Academy MAHO Well, why don't we go inside and check it out?

THE 40TH SCHOOL FESTIVAL Momotsuki Academy MAHO Yeah!

THE OTH SCHOOL FESTIVAL Momotsuki Academy All MAHO All right, cut!

THE OTH SCHOOL FESTIVAL Momotsuki Academy Right, MAHO All right, cut!

THE OTH SCHOOL FESTIVAL Momotsuki Academy Cut! MAHO All right, cut!

THE OTH SCHOOL FESTIVAL Momotsuki Academy MAHO All right, cut!

THE 40TH SCHOOL FESTIVAL Momotsuki Academy MAHO Was that good?

THE OTH SCHOOL FESTIVAL Momotsuki Academy MAHO I finally didn't stutter this time!

THE OTH SCHOOL FESTIVAL Momotsuki Academy MAHO You just can't help getting nervous, right?

You just can't help getting nervous, right?

Okay,

Okay, Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

This Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

Time Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

Is Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

Not Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

Going Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

To Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

Be Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

A Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

Rehearsal, Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

Kero! Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

Okay, this time is not going to be a rehearsal!

WHAT?!

We should expect even more people.

Everyone should take turns and take a break while you can.

All right!

Doorway TAkO YAkl ROBOKO vs MECHA DOZILLA I'm going back on duty now.

Doorway TAkO YAkl ROBOKO vs MECHA DOZILLA Where are you going, Becky?

Doorway TAkO Yakl ROBOKO vs MECHA DOZILLA I'm going to check on things in the building.

Doorway Tako Yakl ROBOKO vs MECHA DOZILLA Hey, History Club!

Goldfish Juice Pig

Goldfish Juice Pig Thank you for your business!

Goldfish Juice Pig Later, guys!

DORYOKU Later, guys!

DORYOKU Hup hup hup hup...

DORYOKU Who said the school festival was a pain in the butt?

DORYOKU Looks like she's having a blast.

Would you like one, meow?

Looks like the drinks are actually cold today.

Can I have one, please?

Here you go, meow.

I knew something like that was coming...

Huh? But it's cold...

That's body heat, meow.

Whose?!

Haunted House Starts Here So 1-B is doing a haunted house, huh?

Haunted House Starts Here Looks interesting! Becky, let's go in together!

Haunted House Starts Here

Haunted House Starts Here No, stop it!

Haunted House Starts Here You'll be fine!

Haunted House Starts Here A haunted house at a school festival can't be THAT scary, you know!

Haunted House Starts Here What's up?

Now, go right in!

Y-Yeah, but I'm still in the middle of my patrol, so...

Oh, don't be like that. Please go check it out.

It's the pride of Class 1-B.

It's frickin' scary!

It's seriously sick!

You'll be frickin' scared!

If you get too scared to even move, just yell, "Help!"

.COM!

HEEELP!

There aren't any customers coming in...

Maybe I should've dressed in something more scary-looking...

Stop pressing the pressure point for diarrhea!

JUNGLE Zoo Old-Fashioned Candies & Café "Jungle zoo old-fashioned candies and café where you can play with animals"?

Munak

THIS WAY

THIS WAY What kind of place is this?

What kind of place is this?

That, I don't know myself.

It looks like this is the result we got when we put all our ideas together.

Talk about a disorganized class...

You're the last person I'd like to hear that from.

Owww...

Huh? Miss Miyamoto!

Perfect timing!

I was having a little problem because we're short-handed.

Short-handed?

This way, please.

Now play with the rare animals to your heart's content!

You call this a rare animal?

No, I was talking about them!

Hey, it's a mahjong game!

Huh? Now that might be pretty cool!

Oh, you guys...

But you already have four players.

Hey, Mesousal!

It's no use, kero.

It's It's no use, kero.

No It's no use, kero.

Use, It's no use, kero.

Kero. It's no use, kero.

It's no use, kero.

Why do you say that?

He's lost 150,000 points already, yansu.

Because everyone went all out...

All right, let's start the second half of the game, yansul!

Kuitan, All right, let's start the second half of the game, yansul!

Kuitan, Kuitan, atozuke, aotenjo, akau wins, kero.

Atozuke, Kuitan, atozuke, aotenjo, akau wins, kero.

Aotenjo, Kuitan, atozuke, aotenjo, akau wins, kero.

Akau Kuitan, atozuke, aotenjo, akau wins, kero.

Wins, Kuitan, atozuke, aotenjo, akau wins, kero.

Kero. Kuitan, atozuke, aotenjo, akau wins, kero.

Kuitan, atozuke, aotenjo, akau wins, kero.

Fifty yen per 1000, meow.

Let me out!

Ts IT LOOKS T SUPPOSEDLY LIKE A CAT A DOG

ms IT LOOKS SUPPOSEDLY LiKE A CAT A DOG Bow-wow! Bow-wow!

Stop it, that tickles!

Be a good boy and calm down!

IT IS JUST THERE IS A CORPSE NO REPLY Be a good boy and calm down!

IT IS JUST THERE IS A CORPSE NO REPLY

IT IS JUST THERE IS A CORPSE NOC REPLY What's the matter, Behoimi?

IT IS JUST THERE IS A CORPSE NO REPLY

IT IS JUST THERE IS A CORPSE NOC REPLY If times hadn't changed,

IT IS JUST THERE IS A CORPSE NOC REPLY I would've been the one sitting there right now!

I would've been the one sitting there right now!

Space... the final frontier.

Star log, star date 20051023.

We have come down to Earth in order to investigate an activity called a "school festival,"

which is conducted by certain life forms on Earth, the third planet of the solar system.

SPACE which is conducted by certain life forms on Earth, the third planet of the solar system.

SPACE What we witnessed there were mysterious scenes beyond our imagination.

C-Captain! When did you go to Earth?!

Hmm? I didn't go.

What?

Then who is that?

I'm Zula, got that?!

Jeez, you scared me!

For a second, I thought you really went down to Earth!

But she looks just like you.

I wonder if she just happened to come up with a costume design just like ours...

If that's the case,

that confirms that the Earthlings are extremely insightful.

What is that...

It's a sketch of you, Captain.

A scar!

Huh? A scar?

Whoa, that is a scar!

That little girl...

Does it mean she has hostility towards me?

Captain!

What?

You've got a piece of pickled ginger stuck on your mouth...

FALL CLUB

FALL CLUB What's wrong, Miyako?

FALL CLUB I didn't know we had FALL Club...

FALL CLVB "FALL Club"?

FALL CLUB It's short for "Funny Anecdotes & Laughable Lore Club"!

FALL It's short for "Funny Anecdotes & Laughable Lore Club"!

FALL

FALL Huh? What are you guys doing?

FALL

FALL Welcome!

FALL

FALL I thought that this was the Funny Anecdotes & Laughable Lore Club.

Pennies From Heaven THUNDER BOLT I thought that this was the Funny Anecdotes & Laughable Lore Club.

Pennies From Heaven THUNDER BOLT Actually, we, the Funny Anecdotes & Laughable Lore Club, cover all kinds of things that FALL.

Actually, we, the Funny Anecdotes & Laughable Lore Club, cover all kinds of things that FALL.

A game with falling objects!

We use that for training.

Pennies From Heaven THUNDER BOLT We use that for training.

Pennies From Heaven THUNDER BOLT Once you get good at it, you'll be able to predict anything that falls:

Pennies From Heaven THUNDER BOLT anything from stock prices to jokes that fall flat.

Pennies From Heaven THUNDER BOLT Huh?

Pennies From Heaven THUNDER BOLT

Hello there, Miss Miyamoto. Thank you for patrolling!

Believe it or not, I used to be a teacher!

Please be our club advisor.

FALL

FALL Huh?

FALL

FALL So she's headed for a fall.

AMT Lost: Hebko KIRWSA 600DS SLD UT FILM CLUB This is the Film Club, huh?

HAMID Lost: Hebiko KIRIUS GOODS SID OUT FILM CLUB

AMT Lost: Hebko KIRIUSA 600DS SLD OUT FILM CLUB Hmm? Sounds interesting.

HAMID Lost: Hebiko KIRIUS GOODS SID OUT FILM CLUB

What are you guys wearing?

I'm a vampire.

I'm a devil.

Be gone, devil! Namu, namu!

Like I said, don't do that!

First of all, that's a Buddhist sutra!

Is this a demonstration filming of an action movie or something?

No, actually, this is an internal conflict.

What?

The group that prefers 8-millimeter and the group that prefers video

are in a state of war over who gets control over which film we show.

Can't they just show both of them?

Well, the thing is that the 8-millimeter group

got divided internally into the Single-8 group and the Super-8 group.

And then the video group tried to take advantage of the situation.

And then this new group who supports 24 fps progressive scanning

turned against the video group and teamed up with the film group,

which made the conflict way worse than it was...

Huh?

MAIASA

MAAS A I've heard that doing this to a Browning would stop it from discharging a bullet.

The hunter is stronger than the prey!

Moroha-Ryu Seigan Kuzushi!

I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant...

What should we do, Miss Miyamoto? Please stop them!

I can't.

It looks interesting, so don't worry about it!

Go! Don't hold back!

Okay, I won't hold back!

Hidebu! Okay, I won't hold back!

Okay, I won't hold back!

Akiyama! Are you okay?

Miss Miyamoto, what should we do?

It's better not to do anything.

Do whatever you like.

Taking a break

Miyako, is there a table open?

There's a table for four available!

I need more hot water for coffee!

We're as busy as bees of the year!

We got it... Oh, yeah, we got it...

At this rate, we'll be able to take today's profit and use it to incorporate the business.

And eventually grow into a nationwide chain of Warring States Maid Café Momotsuki franchises!

WARRING STATES MAID CAFE MOMOTSUK) And eventually grow into a nationwide chain of Warring States Maid Café Momotsuki franchises!

GYAAAAL

Ehime Orange Ichijo Festival

Ehime Or Ichijo ne Festival Burp!

Ehime Orange Ichijo Festival

Maybe we should put that away.

But how?

I've got so many of them.

Miss Ichijo, that's...

Ichijo Festival Miss Ichijo, that's...

Ichijo Festival Um, I'll pick it up right away.

Ichijo Festival

What exactly happened just now?

Dunno.

Let's see, where should I go next?

Hey, History Club!

Thank you for your business!

Oh! Looks like they have "autopsy in a hotpot" starting at 3PM!

Take me to the Science Club!

Sure thing! Thank you for your business!

Now the battle is over and the sun has set...

WARRING STATES MAD CAFE MOMOTSUK)

WARRING STATES MAID CAFE MOMOTSUK) Unbelievable! We're busier than the café I work at!

WARRING STATES MAID CAFE MOMOTSUK) We've made a lot bigger profit than we expected!

WARRING STATES MAD CAFE MOMOTSUK)

WARRING STATES MAID CAFE MOMOTSUK) We should adjust our earnings forecast upward.

WARRING STATES MAID CAFE MOMOTSUK) Hey, what are we going to do with the money?

Hey, what are we going to do with the money?

Let's talk about that later.

But for now we should have a party to celebrate the success!

Yay!

I want some crab!

No, you can't have a party without sukiyaki!

Let's go have Korean barbeque!

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 2,940,545.060 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 2,940,545.060 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN Hey, guys! Did you get through everything safe and sound?

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 2,940,545.060 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 2,940,545.060 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN Yes!

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 2,940,545.060 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN Very good! Well then, we'll collect the money now.

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 2,940,545.060 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 2,940,545.060 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN Collect the money?

Huh? Didn't Miss Miyamoto mention anything about it?

All proceeds raised at the school festival will be donated to charity.

Th-Then what's going to happen to our money?!

It'll be given to less fortunate children!

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 0 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN No way!

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 0 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN Wow! Look how much you guys made!

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 0 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN Hey, don't you want to donate some to a less fortunate, single, beautiful teacher, too?

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 0 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN Hey, don't you want to donate some to a less fortunate, single, beautiful teacher, too?

Mission No. 4649 Sales: 0 Code Name: FUDO MYOUODEN NEVER!

Au-ju-kae bam-eh

Kill instantly with DOP

Kill instantly with DOP That sure was a short-lived dream...

Kill instantly with DOP Crab...

Crab...

Korean barbeque...

Party...

It's the disappointment of the year...

Is everyone done?

Why do you guys look so exhausted?

Don't be slobs. You guys are still young!

Whose fault do you think this is anyway?

Here, chocolate-bananal

Huh?

Believe it or not, it's pretty good! Right?

Yeah, I guess.

The little kid is just full of energy, isn't she?

Don't call me a little kid!

I thought you said school festivals were a pain in the butt!

Becky, how did you like the school festival?

Hmm, well...

Yeah, I had a blast!

SHINE! Yeah, I had a blast!

SHINE!

If Becky is happy, all is well!

Oh well, I guess it's all right then.

After the cleanup, we'll have an after-party!

Come on, everyone! Let's go to the schoolyard!

Yeah!

BURP! Burp!

Akane

Nanjo

Misao

Me

Med

Medi

Media

Medi

Me

Be

Beho

Behoi

Behoimi

Class D

Miya

Miyata

Miya

Akira

Just like the moon wavering with tears

Love is a white swing

A girl's heart is mysterious

Ever since that day I first met you

I've been traveling the dream world

Answer me, answer me, I'm about to burst

My heart goes lun lun lulun lun

You're mean, you're mean

I love sweet, heartrending romance

Moonlight, it feels like a dream

Darling, I love you

Baby love

Suzu Baby love

Suzune Baby love

Suzune Shira Baby love

Suzune Shiratori Baby love

Baby love

Te Baby love

Te Height Baby love

Tele Height Baby love

Tele Height

Telepa Height

Telepathy Height

Otome Akiyama

Height

Pressure Point Height

Height

Pressure Point Height

Height

Mi

Miss

Miss Ichijo

Invincible

Na

Nama

Namas

Namaste

Namas

Nama

Na

Mittsu mitsuide sukkara- But I gave three and now I'm br-

Ichijo Ondo

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 18 *Good Things Come to He Who Waits"

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 18 "Good Things Came to He Who Waits" I'm Kurumi Momose from 1-C!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater I'm Kurumi Momose from 1-C!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater People at my work tell me I don't have any "moe" factor,

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 18 "Good Things Come to He Who Waits" People at my work tell me I don't have any "moe" factor,

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 18 "Good Things Come to He Who Waits" but what is "moe" anyway?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Heeey, welcome!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater I guess that's more like "being sexy," huh?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 18 "Good Things Come to He Who Waits" I guess that's more like "being sexy," huh?

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Episode 18 "Good Things Come to He Who Waits" Hmm, I don't get it!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Hmm, I don't get it!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater Good night!

Hekiru Hikawa Theater

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