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There you are love
Thank you
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Sugars on the table
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Give us a cup of tea, Glad
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One of these days Sid,
you'll actually buy one
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And I'll drop dead of shock
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- Buy one?
- Yes
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Free tea is one of the
perks what goes with the job
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There 'Ow are you fixed
for a quick touch?
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- I beg your pardon?
- I mean money
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I'm a bit glacier mint
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You're always skink Sid!
I'm sorry! No
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- Hello lads - Hello Sid
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How are you, my old Japan?
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- Japan?
- My old Japan
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Your rhyming slang meaning friend
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Not Japan!
China, china plate - mate
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Jelly good
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- I don't suppose any of you could...
- No Sid
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- It's only till pay day
- No understand
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- Sorry please
- It's alright
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Gladys, give us that pack of
cards from under the counter
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I'll get some money somehow
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What are you going to do?
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A little game of find the lady
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Nobody might want to play
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They'll be enough to play when
I give them the old come on
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Come on what?
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- You know I've got a
quid till pay day - Yeah
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If I get somebody to win that, it
can't stop! It never fails
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Now all I've got to do now
is find a mug
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- Coffee please
- Hello mug... Max
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- Max, would you...
- No Sid
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No, no! I'm not trying to tap you
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- I thought you might fancy a game
of cards - I don't like to gamble
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Don't be silly! It's just a bit of fun!
Come and sit down! Enjoy yourself
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This is called Find the Lady!
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The lady is a queen! Now there's a
queen and there's the other 2 cards
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What I do is I shuffle them about
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And the object is to see if
my eyes could deceive your eyes
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The quickness of my hands
deceive your eyes
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- Where is it? - There
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Oh you're right! Very good! You
have good sharp eyes, haven't you?
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Sure I have
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You would have another go! Yes?
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- Where is it? - This one
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Twice on the turn! You are
very very good, aren't you?
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- Pretty smart, eh? - No
one's ever beaten me twice
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I'll tell you what! If we had any
money, you'd have one two quids now
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- Two quids? - Yeah
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- Do you want to try again?
- Hockay
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- Only this time, I bet a pound
- I thought you said you don't play
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My father he teach me
two rules of gambling
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First rule,
always bet on a certainty
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- You want this pound? - Yes,
there's nothing wrong with that
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Why not?
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Now there's the queen!
There's the cards!
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- Where is it? - This is the lady
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Three times on the trot!
That's fantastic!
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I like this game Sid
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- Do you like it? - Yes
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- Good! Double or Quits?
- Quits
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What?
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- I dont want to play
anymore - But you can't do that
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The second rule my father tell me!
Always quits when you're winning
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Good evening please
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Ah Ranjeet! You're late! I
thought you weren't coming!
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You missed first half of the session
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A thousand apologies but I am
falling asleep on the underground tube
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I am going right past
my getting off stop
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- And not waking up until
Cockiefosters - Cockiefosters?
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- Perhaps you're working too hard
- I am working three times too hard
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What do you mean?
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Well my proper job is working on
the underground railway tube
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And I'm working the
early morning shaft
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- I think you mean shift
- That is correct
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I am working from six o'clock morning
time until two o'clock afternoon time
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Then I'm doing other job for garage
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Pumping the petrol until
six o'clock evening time
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Even allowing for the
time you spend here
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You could still have eight hours sleep
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Oh no, when I am leaving here,
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I am working in public house
until after the midnight
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I think you're overdoing it Ranjeet
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All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy
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This Jack,
is he having three jobs also?
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It's just a saying!
Why are you working so hard?
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I'm saving up for the airplane
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- You want to buy an airplane?
- No, no
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Just a ticket, to Punjab
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You're not leaving us, are you?
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Only for one weekend
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My mother is being sixty
years old this week
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So I am giving her the
big surprise of myself
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I am now having the
money for the airplane ticket
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Two hundred and thirty
English pounds
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That's a lot of money
to carry about Ranjeet
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You could get mugged
on your way home
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You are speaking absolute wisdom
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- Here, you keep for me
- Me?
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Most definitely,
then if I am being mugged
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The mugger man will not find money
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- It's too big a responsibility
- Please
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You keep for me until tomorrow
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- Then I buy ticket
- Very well
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Thousand thank you
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Right! Come along everyone!
We have a lot of work to do
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Quickly now! Go on
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Right! Now, for the rest of this
evening, we're going to have a debate
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Can anyone tell me what the
word debate means
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And I don't want to hear anybody say
debate is what you put on the fishing line
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Can anybody tell me what a debate is?
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Come along! Su Lee, what
is parliament noted for?
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Collupt poriticians making unjust
raws to oppless working crasses
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Agreed! We call that debating
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Quite simply it means to
discuss or dispute a given subject
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That is what we are going to do
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Do you understand what we
are talking about Zoltan?
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We're going to have a debate,
an argument
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- Fight?
- No, no
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Not with fists, with mouth
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- Kiss
- No, with words
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Just do your best to follow us
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Now the first thing we need to do
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is find somebody to chair the debate
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- I'm good at that
- Have you done it before?
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Sure, every Saturday, I
go to chair my football team
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I'm talking about chair, not cheer
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- Scusi
- Right
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I shall be the Chairman
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- Now what subject shall we debate?
- Girls
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Girls is not a subject
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Subjects for debates are
in the form of questions
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For example, should men and
women have equal pay for equal work?
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Should capital punishment
be brought back?
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Should Enoch Powell be deported?
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Thats the general idea
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For our debate, I think we'll
take the subject of Television
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Is Television a good or bad
influence on the community?
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Now we need two proposers
and two opposers
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In other words, two to
speak for good and two for bad
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- How about you Juan?
- Por favor
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- Good or bad?
- Sometimes I'm good
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Sometimes I'm bad
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Not talking about you personally Juan!
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Do you think television is good?
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Sometimes good, sometimes bad
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Make your mind up Juan
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In a debate,
you can't sit on the fence
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Not sitting on fence!
Sitting on chair
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Look forget I asked you
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- What you ask me?
- Forget it
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How can I forget if I don't remember
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- Never mind
- Alright
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- Taro you can be the 1st proposer
- Ah so
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Now we need a lady, Jamila! You
can be the 2nd proposer
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Now two opposers
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- Ali, How about you?
- Yes please
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And Danielle
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- Am I good or bad?
- Bad
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I like being bad! Because
when I am bad, I'm very good
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Just remember, we're talking
about television
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Now, pay attention everyone
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Taro will speak first with the proposition
that television is good for the community
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- Go ahead Taro
- Ah so
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Television is very goodo for everyone
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More people watcho,
more people buyo
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And Japan make besto television
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Japan make besto everything
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- Cars, cameras, radios...
- Thank you Taro
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Remember you're speaking about
television not doing a commercial for Japan
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Ah so
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Television is goodo for teaching
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I learn many English words
from televisiono
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Like 'what a gay day'
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And 'Don't forgeto fruito gums mum'
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Thank you Taro
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Danielle, would you please
present your case against television
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Oui
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I think television is very bad
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Because it makes people stay up
at night
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Instead of going to bed to make love
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Not everybody wants to go
to bed to make love
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That's right! Sometimes, it's
much better to make love outside
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In Sweden,
we make love everywhere
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I think we're getting...
You do that?
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Getting off the subject!
Now, come along!
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Make love much better proposition
than television
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Stick to the point please Danielle
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I think television is very bad
for the eyes
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Yes and also bad for the legs
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- Legs? - Sí
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My brother Miguel, he had
bad legs from his television
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Juan, how can your brother have
bad legs from his television?
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He dropped it on his foot
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I shouldn't have asked
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Carry on Danielle
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I cannot think of anymore to say
after this
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Jamila, would you like to present your
case for the good of television?
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I like very much television
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The television makes people
happy with many good programs
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Like Carnation Street
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- Coronation Street
- Yes
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Last week, I am watching
This Week
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How can you be watching
this week last week?
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This Week is the name of
a programme, Ranjeet
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A thousand apologies
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And also, television is for free
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- You have to buy the licence
- What licence?
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- Haven't you got a television
licence? - No, no need licence
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- I'm sorry Jamila but you do
- No
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Look Jamila, it's an
offence not to have a license
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If the detector van comes
round you could be heavily fined
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- No
- Don't argue Jamila! It's the law
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- Not for me - Why not for you?
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No have television set
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Watch next door!
They have licence
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Thank you Jamila
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- Ali, your turn
- Jolly good
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I am thinking television is very bad
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Because it is showing too
much of the violence
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- A good point
- Thank you
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Last night, I am seeing
somebody being drowned, then shot
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And then having their heads
chopped off
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What was that? The Professionals
or Starsky and Hutch?
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Tom and Jerry
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Excuse Mr. Brown, can you
spare me a moment?
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Just a minute Miss Courtney
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We're running in the middle of
an interesting debate
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- Could you wait just a minute
please? - Certainly not
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- Very well! Giovanni, out here
- Certainly sir
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- Would you take the chair?
- Sure
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- No I mean will you chair the debate
- Scusi
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Let Ali finish, then throw it open! Give
everybody a say then take a vote
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If I'm still not back by then, you
can dismiss the class and go home
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Hokey
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Okay, you heard what Professori said
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Ali's to finish
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We have a talk, we have a vote
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- Then we go home, ok?
- Alright
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- You finished Ali?
- No I haven't
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- I was... - You finished
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Anybody wanna talk?
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Ok, we take a vote
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Everybody thinks Tv's okay,
put up hands
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Everybody who think Tv's
not ok, put up the hands
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We call it a draw!
Class dismissed
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Going somewhere?
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Would you care for a drink
Miss Courtney?
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No thank you Mr. Brown
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I want to get to the Post
Office to catch the last post
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00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:13,700
I wonder if you'd post a letter for me
252
00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:14,810
- Yeah certainly
- Good
253
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,140
This is the one
254
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,060
- Good night Mr. Brown
- Good night
255
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,700
- Another day done, Sid
- Worse luck
256
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:27,450
- I'm always glad to get home - You
wouldn't be if you lived with my missus
257
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,980
- Oh hello
- What's the matter?
258
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,700
Here! It's full of bees and honey
259
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:37,940
- I wonder whose it is
- I know whose it is now
260
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:41,710
Don't you think you ought to
take it into the police station?
261
00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:45,035
Don't be ridiculous!
It's finders keepers!
262
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:12,403
Enter!
263
00:15:13,933 --> 00:15:14,993
Mr. Brown
264
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,403
- Hush
- Don't you shush me
265
00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:19,298
Miss Courtney,
I'm in terrible trouble
266
00:15:19,438 --> 00:15:21,123
You certainly are!
You're ten minutes late!
267
00:15:21,493 --> 00:15:25,923
Worse than that! I lost 230 pounds that
Ranjeet gave me to look after
268
00:15:26,053 --> 00:15:28,433
- How on earth did you manage
to do that? - I have no idea
269
00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:30,283
It must have fallen out of my
pocket! I've looked everywhere
270
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:32,443
I went to the police to ask
if anyone had handed it in
271
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:33,883
They just laughed
272
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:37,003
- What am I gonna tell
Ranjeet? - The truth Mr. Brown
273
00:15:37,493 --> 00:15:38,963
You'd better do it in private
274
00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:43,403
You can use my office!
I'll send him to you
275
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:48,323
I suppose the direct approach
would be best
276
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,483
Ranjeet, I've lost your money
277
00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:55,363
No, that's too harsh! I
should soften the blow a bit
278
00:15:55,613 --> 00:15:57,403
Ranjeet, come in
279
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,403
Have a seat!
Would you like a cup of tea?
280
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:04,743
Ranjeet, I have something to tell you
281
00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:08,203
- Are you sitting comfortably?
- No, I'm standing up
282
00:16:09,013 --> 00:16:12,323
Ah Ranjeet, come here and sit down
283
00:16:12,453 --> 00:16:13,363
Have a cup of tea
284
00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,323
- There isn't any tea
- I'll go and get you a cup
285
00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:17,283
Miss Courtney said you have
something to tell me
286
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:20,323
Yes Ranjeet, I am human,
you are human
287
00:16:20,453 --> 00:16:23,083
And human beings are fallible!
I am fallible, you are fallible
288
00:16:24,253 --> 00:16:26,163
Oh no, I am Punjabi
289
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,723
What I am trying to say Ranjeet is...
290
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:32,673
I've lost your money
291
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,363
Did you hear me?
292
00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:38,923
The money you saved to go and
visit your mother! I've lost it
293
00:16:47,613 --> 00:16:48,723
Ranjeet
294
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,323
I'm sorry Ranjeet
295
00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:03,283
- Good evening
- Hello Sid
296
00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:07,003
You look as if you've lost a
hundred quid and found ten p.
297
00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:09,083
There's many a true word
spoken in jest
298
00:17:09,213 --> 00:17:10,338
Come on! Cheer up
299
00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:12,083
- Have a cigar
- No thanks
300
00:17:12,493 --> 00:17:14,723
- Things can't be that bad
- They're worse
301
00:17:15,213 --> 00:17:17,243
Look at me! Yesterday
I hadn't got change for 1/2 p
302
00:17:17,373 --> 00:17:19,203
Today, I could lose
a tenner and not notice
303
00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:21,363
You couldn't lend me two hundred and
thirty pounds, could you?
304
00:17:21,493 --> 00:17:22,403
No chance
305
00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:24,233
That's all there was in the envelope
306
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,323
- What envelope? - The envelope
I found outside the school
307
00:17:30,893 --> 00:17:33,843
- You thief
- What are you talking about?
308
00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:35,163
That was Ranjeet's money!
309
00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:36,353
- You still got it?
- Yeah
310
00:17:39,253 --> 00:17:40,393
Why didn't you hand it in?
311
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,483
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Ranjeet, we found your money
312
00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:49,883
Praise to the Holy Guru
313
00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:53,003
I will be able to be visiting
my mother
314
00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:56,843
Oh, she'd be so happy
to be seeing me
315
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,803
There's only one hundred and
thirty pounds in here
316
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,243
That's right
317
00:18:02,613 --> 00:18:04,163
- Where's the other hundred?
- Here
318
00:18:04,893 --> 00:18:06,323
- What is this? - A betting slip
319
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:11,363
I put in on Rainbows end on the
6:15 in the night race at Windsor
320
00:18:11,493 --> 00:18:17,363
6:15! We can still make it lads! Come
on everybody quickly! Quickly
321
00:18:21,493 --> 00:18:23,043
Mr. Brown, what is going on?
322
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,283
We're just taking an early tea
break in the betting shop
323
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,283
6:15 at Windsor
324
00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:37,163
The horses are lining up for
the start and they're off
325
00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:38,323
Come on Rainbows End
326
00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,323
And right away it's
Ernies Boy in the lead
327
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,883
Followed by Debs Delight, Golden
Wonder and Skylark
328
00:18:43,013 --> 00:18:45,363
Then come Royal Peacock
and Slimline
329
00:18:45,493 --> 00:18:46,283
Where is Rainbows End?
330
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:48,203
And bringing up the rear is
Rainbows End
331
00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:51,393
And that's the order at the bend
332
00:18:51,853 --> 00:18:55,163
With Debs Delight closing a little and
Skylark now overtaking Golden Wonder
333
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,083
Royal Peacock is dropping back
334
00:18:57,213 --> 00:18:58,923
And who's this coming
through on the inside
335
00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:00,113
- Rainbows End?
- Slimline
336
00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:02,843
And as they come into the straight
337
00:19:02,973 --> 00:19:05,433
It's still Ernie's Boy,
Debs Delight and Skylark
338
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,123
And here's Rainbows End making
a run on the outside
339
00:19:08,253 --> 00:19:09,233
Come on Rainbows End
340
00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:11,123
And with four furlongs
to go its Ernies Boy
341
00:19:11,253 --> 00:19:13,323
Debs Delight and Rainbows
End now in third place
342
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:15,283
Ernies Boy is pulling away slightly
343
00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:18,403
But Rainbows End has overtaken Debs
Delight and is challenging strongly
344
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:21,393
Two furlongs to go and Rainbows
Ends is gaining on Ernies Boy
345
00:19:21,853 --> 00:19:23,283
They're neck and neck as
they come to the post
346
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,243
And at the finish it's
Rainbows End by a nose
347
00:19:28,373 --> 00:19:29,483
How much are you winning?
348
00:19:29,893 --> 00:19:32,338
At five to two, that's
two hundred and fifty quid
349
00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:34,323
Hundred for you and the rest for me
350
00:19:35,253 --> 00:19:36,163
Come on! Let's go draw it
351
00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:40,083
One moment,
there's a stewards inquiry
352
00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:42,363
The red flags gone up
353
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,883
Oh blimey, it's a Russian horse
354
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:52,123
Rainbows End's been disqualified for
bumping and has lost
355
00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:55,363
We are losing and I won't
be able to visit my mother
356
00:19:58,453 --> 00:20:00,243
Poor Ranjeet
357
00:20:00,493 --> 00:20:03,403
He was so much looking
forward to seeing his mother
358
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:04,833
He will see his mother
359
00:20:05,253 --> 00:20:08,123
But he was going to be
catching plane on Saturday
360
00:20:08,253 --> 00:20:10,298
How can he be getting one
Hundred pounds before then?
361
00:20:10,438 --> 00:20:11,883
We'll get it for him
362
00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:14,083
Even if we have to beg,
borrow or steal it
363
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,273
Yes, yes!
364
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,443
Excuse please
365
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,003
Thank you
366
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:24,123
You want photograph!
Very cheapo
367
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,923
Three for one poundo
368
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,243
You buy pretty violets for
your pretty wife
369
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,313
- You want pretty violets for your
pretty wife? - No, thanks duckie
370
00:20:35,053 --> 00:20:37,353
Get your salami sandwiches here
371
00:20:37,573 --> 00:20:39,323
All made with French bread
372
00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:44,083
Shoeshiner! Shoe shine! Twenty p's
373
00:20:44,213 --> 00:20:46,203
Come on! Shoeshiner
374
00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:51,298
Come on young man! Have your fortune
told! Madame Jamila will tell your fortune
375
00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:54,163
Have your fortune told
by Madame Jamila
376
00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:56,963
Please do cross my palms with fifty p.
377
00:21:10,013 --> 00:21:11,403
Come on now! Where's the lady?
378
00:21:12,453 --> 00:21:16,233
That's not the lady, I'm telling
you! That's the lady here
379
00:21:17,093 --> 00:21:19,883
I'll do one more for you to
show you can be wrong
380
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,233
You can't be wrong all the time
381
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:26,163
- Giant balloons, 25 p each
- 25 p. On balloon
382
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:27,763
There's one for you
383
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,923
Mr. Brown, please hold! Please hold
384
00:21:44,573 --> 00:21:46,483
- Good evening Miss Courtney
- Good evening Mr. Brown
385
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:50,083
I hear you managed to raise
the money for Mr. Singhs fare
386
00:21:50,213 --> 00:21:51,843
Yes, he'll be at the airport now
387
00:21:52,373 --> 00:21:55,123
How is he going by plane or balloon?
388
00:21:56,853 --> 00:21:58,923
- You heard about that!
- Yes
389
00:21:59,053 --> 00:22:01,338
If there haven't been someone on
the roof to catch my legs
390
00:22:01,468 --> 00:22:02,353
Heaven knows where I'd be now
391
00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:06,403
Where you usually are Mr.
Brown, with your head in the clouds
392
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,483
- Good evening class
- Good evening Mr. Brown
393
00:22:14,453 --> 00:22:17,043
Firstly, may I say thank you for
all your efforts yesterday
394
00:22:17,173 --> 00:22:18,393
To help me raise the fare for Ranjeet
395
00:22:18,973 --> 00:22:21,043
No, no! It was a remarkable effort
396
00:22:21,893 --> 00:22:23,323
I wish I could say that
for your homework
397
00:22:24,853 --> 00:22:29,283
- I'm not happy with your answers
- We are also not happy with the questions
398
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,163
I got an idea
399
00:22:33,493 --> 00:22:35,403
You're not happy, we're not happy
400
00:22:36,053 --> 00:22:38,433
So if you not give us homework,
we both be happy
401
00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:41,298
Silence
402
00:22:41,438 --> 00:22:44,083
Look, in the future, you will
be given extra homework
403
00:22:44,213 --> 00:22:45,403
And I hope to see some improvement
404
00:22:45,933 --> 00:22:47,203
Some of you are simply not trying
405
00:22:47,613 --> 00:22:49,003
For example, Max
406
00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:53,403
The opposite of anti-meridian is
not uncle-meridian but post-meridian
407
00:22:56,513 --> 00:22:58,283
What you're laughing about Giovanni
408
00:22:58,533 --> 00:23:02,443
Your answer to the question write a sentence
using a metaphor was unbelievable
409
00:23:03,293 --> 00:23:05,883
But I did write a sentence using
a metaphor
410
00:23:06,013 --> 00:23:09,163
Yes, last night I found my
girlfriend in a metaphoradream
411
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:14,923
- Ali
- Yes please
412
00:23:15,053 --> 00:23:17,123
For your information,
a polygon is a term
413
00:23:17,253 --> 00:23:19,403
used to describe figures
with angles and sides
414
00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:22,123
and has nothing to do with
the disappearing parrot
415
00:23:24,973 --> 00:23:27,403
Mr. Brown, Miss would
like to have a word with you
416
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:28,443
Ah, new pupil
417
00:23:28,853 --> 00:23:29,963
Would you like to sit over there?
418
00:23:30,093 --> 00:23:31,923
No sit! Look for Ranjeet
419
00:23:32,053 --> 00:23:34,323
Well I'm afraid he's not here!
He's gone this weekend to visit his mother
420
00:23:34,893 --> 00:23:36,083
As a surprise for her birthday
421
00:23:36,213 --> 00:23:37,483
That is terrible
422
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,298
- Why, what's the matter?
- I am his mother
423
00:23:39,438 --> 00:23:44,323
I came over for my birthday
to surprise Ranjeet
424
00:23:44,453 --> 00:23:47,403
You're his mother?
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