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Right, it's me next
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Allez les grecs! Allez!
Come come
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- Missed
- ltaly, ltaly
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Now, you watch-a me
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A goal for ltaly
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We are the champions
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Good evening!
What's going on here?
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We are playing the English
game of shovling the halfpenny
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ltaly against Greece
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Si, me arbitro! Chicen
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- Chicen?
- Si
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- When a player is off the side, chicen
- lt's a foul
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- Si! Foul, chicen! The same
- Not quite the same
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- Who's winning?
- ltaly
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- Good
- Only just
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- What's the score?
- Six nil
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Oh, very close!
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- And what's that?
- lt's... lt's...
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- It's a water
- Sure, it's water
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- Water? That's wine
- Wine?
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Santa Maria! Another miracle
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I don't wanna see that
in this class again!
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Right now back to your places everybody!
Straighten up this table please
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Rather than go straight on to a lesson
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l thought it might be a good idea if we
talked about what we did at the weekend
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Give you all a chance to brush
up on your English conversation
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Now who should we start with?
Danielle
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How did you spend your weekend?
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- I went to Brighton with my new boyfriend
- Very nice
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- And he was very naughty
- Yes, people usually are in Brighton
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No, he was naughty on the motorway
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- The police were not very happy
- l'm sure they wouldn't
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They made him stop the car
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- You mean he was driving at the time?
- Of course!
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How else would he be doing the
hundred miles an hour?
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- You mean he was speeding?
- Yes
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What did you think he was doing?
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How about you Anna! Did you spend
the weekend with your boyfriend?
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- Nein, l have no boyfriend
- That's a pity
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- Everybody should have a boyfriend
- l have no boyfriend
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- l was referring to the girls now
- A thousand apologies
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l vonce had a bed experience with a boy
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- A bed experience?
- Ja
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- He tried to get you into bed?
- Nein
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Not bed sleep!
Bed, opposite of good
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- Bad
- Ja, bed
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- What happened?
- l cannot tell you! lt vos too awful
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Japanese philosopher say
"Confession velly good for soul"
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Yes, tell us what happen
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You don't have to if
you don't want Anna
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Maybe it's better
I get it off my breast
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- Chest
- Ja
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lt vas dreadful! l still
blush ven l think of it
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Yes perhaps, you'd
better not tell us then
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- She must
- Most definitely! l am all earholes
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lt was about five years ago
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l was going out with this boy Kurt!
l was young and innocent
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One night, we had been
in a beer garden
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and we had been drinking
a lots of Schnapps
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Afterwards, l invited him up
to my apartment for a coffee
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Japanese philosopher also say
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"Man who goes to radies appartment for
dlink, usuary end up having nibble!"
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l think we'll leave your Japanese philosopher
out of it if you don't mind Taro!
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Go on Anna
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Vell, ve set together on the
bed and he vos stroking my 'end
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Which end?
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- This 'end
- Ah, your hand
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Oh dear, l am thinking l am too
young to be hearing any more
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You may leave the room
if you wish Ranjeet
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Oh no, I stay! lt's good to
be nkowing the ways of the world
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What happen next Anna?
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- Kurt vos kissing me on my neck
- Sacre bleu!
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Then he vos kissing me on the shoulder
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Then he vos kissing me
all over the place
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Go on!
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l vos feeling all romantic
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Then with all the drink l had, and the
warmth of his body by mine on the bed
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l did something l have
always been ashamed of
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- What did you do?
- l fell asleep
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Santa Maria!
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- Then l voke up and he vos gone
- How sad
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- Nevermind! Taro!
- Aso
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- How did you spend your weekend
- l go to Parace
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- Paris
- Yes Sir
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- A weekend in France?
- No Flance, England-o
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- Taro
- Yes teacher?
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- Paris is in France
- No to, Buckingham Parace
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Ah, Bucingham Palace!
I follow you
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- You forrow me?
- Yes
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l didn't see you then
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l mean l understand you
went to Buckingham Palace
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- Yes, there l see loyal frago
- Loyal frago?
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- Royal flag
- Aso
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- Jamila
- Yes
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How did you spend your weekend?
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- Weekend?
- Yes
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- What did you get up to?
What did you do? - Jeeg Jeeg
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- You went dancing?
- No
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Jeeg Jeeg! Fillum! Mowris
Chevalay! For little girls
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- Ah, Gigi!
- Jeeg, jeeg
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- Max
- That's me
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- How did you pass your weekend?
- Saturday, l go to see the big fight
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- A boxing match?
- No a football match
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Then, Sunday l tae my girlfriend to
see the Tower of London
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Very cultural!
Did you see any Beefeaters?
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- Beefeaters?
- Yes
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No, I only see people eating sandwiches
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All right, all right! Very funny
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- Juan
- Si senor
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- What happened to you at the weekend?
- Por favor?
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- How did you spend the weekend?
- Por favore?
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- Weeend! Semana
- Ah si
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Saturday l work in bar!
Sunday l stay home
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Por favore?
I mean pardon?
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- You slept
- Si sleep
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- l thought you were an RC
- Por favore?
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- Roman Catholic
- Si Catolico
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You said you slept! Surely you're
supposed to go to church on Sundays
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God he tell us six days you work!
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On the seven day you rest! I rest
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You big sinner!
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- No sinner
- Si
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When you die, you not go to
Heaven! You go down to hell
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O! ls more of my friends
downhell than upheaven!
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You spend five minutes down there and
you'll just be another Spanish omelet
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Alright!
Sit down Giovanni
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- l presume you did go to church
- Si, every Sunday l go to Mass
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- You're a practising Catholic then?
- No, no practise! l'm perfect
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ln ltaly when l was a little
boy l was gonna be a priest
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- Really? What made you change you mind?
- lt's like this
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One day, the priest give
a big sermon in the church!
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All about women, girls and
the pleasures of the flesh!
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And the more he spoke, the more
l realize what l would be missing
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Excuse me Mr. Brown! Do you
mind if l intrude for a moment?
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No, not at all
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The school is holding
a draw next weekend
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- And l'm selling tickets for it
- Excuse me
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- This drawer you are selling tickets for?
- Yes?
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What sort of drawer is it? ls
is from the dressing table or what?
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lt's not that sort of drawer Ranjeet
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- lt's a raffle
- A thousand apologies
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lt's in a very good cause!
The old pensioners
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Ticets are 10p. Each!
Who's going to buy some?
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- What about you Mr. Singh?
- Thank you very much, but l must decline
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But it's for the old age pensioners
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Yes but what am l going to be
doing with one if l win?
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- The pensioners aren't the prize
- A thousand apologies again
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The first prize is a
weekend for two in Paris
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l'll take one! l wouldn't
say no to a weekend in Paris
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Why not we share the ticket together?
Maybe we can share the weekend too
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- That is immoral
- Yes but it's very nice
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l'm sure that Mr. Brown wouldn't
dream of doing any such thing
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- Would you Mr. Brown?
- No, of course not
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l think l'll leave the tickets with you
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Do you think you can
get rid of two books?
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- Well l...
- Excellent
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- Excuse please
- Solly we are rate
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We are delayed because
of the reason of mist
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- Mist?
- Yes please
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lt's a perfectly clear night! How
can you have been delayed by mist?
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We missed the bus!
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Then we had to go to see
the dressmakers for a fitting
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- You're not having a dress made?
- No not Ari, me
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She is having a dress made for wedding
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A wedding dress?
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- You're getting married Su Lee?
- Yes next week at Legistly Office
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Well l must say you've
kept quiet about that
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- Oh blimey, she is being
swept off her foot - Feet
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And who's the lucky man?
Do we now him?
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Yes please! lt is me!
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Enter
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- Finished with your tray, love?
- Yes thank you Gladys
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- Tomorrow's the big day then
- What big day?
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- You now the wedding! Ali and Su Lee
- Oh that! Yes
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l had a long talk with the
girl last week about her future
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Oh, that was nice
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However, in spite of all l said, she
has decided to go through with it
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There's nothing wrong in getting married
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You ought to try it
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l'm perfectly happy as l am!
Thank you
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- Miss Courtney?
- Yes?
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- Can l be a bit personal?
- lf you must
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- Have you never been with a man?
- What do you mean?
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- Well you now
- Certainly not
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l prefer a hot water bottle!
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At least you can hold it against
you without it getting amorous
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Haven't you ever wanted
to get married?
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Well, there was one occasion,
many years ago
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A boy l was very fond of! ln fact we were
inseparable! He asked me to elope with him
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- How romantic! And did you?
- Almost
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We set off one morning for Gretna Green!
But l'm afraid we never quite made it
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- How far did you get?
- Golders Green
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My father caught up with
us and dragged me back home
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He forbade me to see that boy
again! Said we were far too young
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What a shame!
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- How old were you?
- He was eight and l was six
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Oh still never mind deary! l'm sure that
somewhere, someone is waiting for you
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Then he'll have a very long wait
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l have no intention of subjugating
myself to any member of the male sex
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So l take it you think
women are equal to men
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Certainly not! Women are far superior
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- So you won't be at the
wedding tomorrow? - No
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l have better things
to do with my time
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Than go and watch two people embarking
on such a foolish enterprise
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Well l'm going! l love weddings!
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l think they make a lovely couple
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Help yourself everybody!
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- Su Lee, for you
- Thank you
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And Ali for you!
A lovely glass
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- Sorry no! lt is against my religion to
drink - lt is also against my religion
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What's going on?
Another miracle Giovanni?
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No professori! We drink to
the health of the happy couple
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You have a glass
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Well l suppose it is a special occasion
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- Prego
- Thank you
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Well what about a little toast then?
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We have no toast, only biscuits
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- No, l mean a toast to Ali and Su Lee
- We have no toast for them either
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- To Ali and Su Lee
- To Ali and Su Lee!
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- May all your troubles be little ones
- Little ones what?
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lt's an old English expression! lt
means to hope you have a family, a baby
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Oh blimey, l am doing something
about it last night!
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Yes, l am preparing a
little room for nursery
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Please l am having a
very funny thought
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He is Pakistani! She is Chinese
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lf they have a baby,
it will be Pakinese
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How dare you! l told you
no to be insulting!
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You ignorant son of a bearded poof!
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Come on!
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You brainless offspring of a camel!
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All right, that will do! Come on
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Let's not forget why we're here!
You still have a lot to learn
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Now back to your places
everyone and put those glasses away
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This evening l thought we
try and have a group discussion
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All right? Yes? We'll pick a subject then
we'll all discuss it thoroughly
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- Now what would you lie to discuss?
- Girls
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l don't think so Giovanni!
Anybody has any other suggestion?
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- Sport!
- Sport
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00:15:22,731 --> 00:15:26,358
Yes, good idea! That's a
good subject Max! Sport
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Although most sports are international,
there are of course various activities
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Which are peculiar to
individual countries
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- For example, the national
sport of France is - Football!
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Good, well done Danielle!
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00:15:39,245 --> 00:15:41,280
- And the national sport of ltaly is...
- Girls!
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00:15:42,604 --> 00:15:44,275
That is not a sport
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Maybe not but it's more
popular than football!
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00:15:49,361 --> 00:15:54,558
- Su Lee, what's the national sport of
China? - China, excerrent at evelything
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- Especially table tennis and athretics
- Japan much more athretico
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Champions of kalate!
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Chinese Kung Fu much
supelior to Japanese Kalate
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00:16:07,555 --> 00:16:13,105
Not so! l'm brack-o belt-o!
Kung Fu much infelior
252
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:17,509
All right, that'll do for now!
253
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,905
We don't want any oriental
punch ups! Go and sit down
254
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:24,028
Who can tell me what the
national sport of England is?
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- Yes Jamila?
- Bally
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- Bally?
- Balling green! Bally
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Bowls, yes but that's not exactly the
national sport! That honor goes to cricket
258
00:16:36,065 --> 00:16:39,453
Please, l not understand cricket
259
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,574
Well it's quite straight forward! There
are two teams of eleven men each
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One side goes in and the other
side have to try and get them out
261
00:16:46,661 --> 00:16:52,256
- l didn't now you could play it in the
doors - lt's not played indoors
262
00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:55,530
But how can somebody be
h-out when he is already h-out
263
00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:58,246
l'll try to explain
264
00:16:58,377 --> 00:17:00,207
The team who is bowling is out
on the field!
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00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:02,246
The team who is battling
is in the Pavilion
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00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,172
Now the first two men,
batsmen come out to go in
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The first one to be out, goes back in and
another batsman comes out to go in
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00:17:11,372 --> 00:17:14,443
- ls that clear so far?
- Oh sure
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00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:22,521
When he's in, he's not really in he's out and
when he's out, he's not really out he's in
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00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:26,196
- That's right
- lt's crazy
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00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,999
Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown! You're wanted
stright away. It's Miss Courtney
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- She said it's very important
- Yes, thank you Gladys
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l shall be in a moment!
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00:17:35,284 --> 00:17:37,160
Giovanni would you take charge of
the class while l'm away?
275
00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:38,510
- Sure
- Good and pick a subject
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O! Now we talk about the girls
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Enter!
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- You sent for me Miss Courtney?
- Yes
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00:17:56,516 --> 00:17:59,427
This is the teacher Mr. Brown
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00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:09,106
- l am hearing much about you
- l hope it's all good
281
00:18:09,272 --> 00:18:12,467
This young lady has
called to see Mr. Nadim
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00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,501
Oh Ali, You're a friend of his then?
283
00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:18,416
- More than a friend
- You are his sisterm, right?
284
00:18:18,548 --> 00:18:21,220
No, l am his wife!
285
00:18:24,106 --> 00:18:26,494
Tonight after school,
we take you in the pub
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00:18:26,985 --> 00:18:31,421
- Yes and we are having a big feast
- Si big fiesta, plenty drink
287
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,341
lt is rast night-o of fleedom
288
00:18:34,463 --> 00:18:38,090
Thank you please but it is not
necessary! l do not drink
289
00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:40,179
Don't be selfish!
290
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:46,977
lt is tradition the night before the
wedding for the bridegroom to be slashed
291
00:18:49,017 --> 00:18:52,133
l think you all men are
male chauvinist pigs!
292
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:57,124
- Vy you not invite us to the pub?
- What? And spoil the evening
293
00:18:58,294 --> 00:18:59,932
You make your own fiesta
294
00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:04,205
- We go to pub! All ladies
- No prease
295
00:19:04,332 --> 00:19:07,403
- Jamila's right! We 'ave our own
celebration! - That's right!
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00:19:07,891 --> 00:19:10,040
- Ali
- Yes please
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00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:13,047
- Can l see you please?
- You are seeing me now
298
00:19:14,009 --> 00:19:16,397
l want to see you in private!
ln Miss Courtney's office!
299
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,366
- lt's rather very important
- Okay
300
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,883
Excuse me! l will be back
very soon my beloved
301
00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:28,115
Ah l'amour! Toujours l'amour
302
00:19:28,204 --> 00:19:32,081
l wander what vas so important for
Mr. Brown to be telling Ali
303
00:19:32,202 --> 00:19:34,431
Maybe he's gonna tell
him the facts of life
304
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,117
- Sit down Ali
- Thank you
305
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,152
Where's em...
306
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,348
- l've sent her to the tea room
- Oh good!
307
00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:42,752
l think it might be a good idea
if Ali and l were left alone
308
00:19:42,878 --> 00:19:44,391
Good! l think it might be a good
idea if Ali and l were left alone
309
00:19:44,878 --> 00:19:49,028
- l presume you'll speak to Miss
Su Lee - You presume wrong
310
00:19:49,436 --> 00:19:53,110
l think Mr. Nadim should
do his own dirty work
311
00:19:57,353 --> 00:19:59,866
- Well Ali
- Yes please
312
00:20:01,512 --> 00:20:04,389
- l'm not going to beat about the bush
- What bush?
313
00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:10,345
- l've just met your wife
- Jelly good
314
00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:16,141
- l must say it rather came as a shock
- Excuse please, she's not all that bad looking
315
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:20,382
No, no, no Ali! Don't you
understand? You're a married man
316
00:20:20,505 --> 00:20:21,415
Oh yes!
317
00:20:21,545 --> 00:20:24,456
Well then, how can you be possibly
thinking of marrying Su Lee tomorrow?
318
00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:26,380
- Why not?
- lt's bigamy
319
00:20:26,863 --> 00:20:28,773
Oh no, it's 'big of me'
320
00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:34,897
Ali you don't understand!
You can't have two wives
321
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:38,091
Oh yes please!
lt is allowed by my religion!
322
00:20:38,259 --> 00:20:42,455
lf the first wife is agreeable,
the husband can take another
323
00:20:43,337 --> 00:20:46,214
- You mean your wife doesn't mind?
- Not at all
324
00:20:46,336 --> 00:20:48,087
lt is to have the baby
325
00:20:48,215 --> 00:20:49,489
- Baby?
- Yes please
326
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:53,367
We have been trying now for four
years and nothing is happening
327
00:20:53,893 --> 00:20:56,326
So I am taking another wife,
to have the babies
328
00:20:56,932 --> 00:20:59,491
But it's against the law in this country
329
00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:02,889
But they are not going to
be finding out, are they?
330
00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:06,281
Yes they are! Because I'm
afraid l have to be telling them
331
00:21:06,409 --> 00:21:07,284
Oh blimey
332
00:21:08,448 --> 00:21:10,085
What am l going to be doing?
333
00:21:10,447 --> 00:21:13,279
The first thing you should do is
to tell Su Lee about your wife
334
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:16,124
- She is already knowing it
- And she doesn't mind?
335
00:21:16,245 --> 00:21:20,078
Not at all! She's been very
much in love with me!
336
00:21:20,164 --> 00:21:23,075
Well you'll just have to
tell her the wedding's off
337
00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:27,393
- She will be broken-hearted!
- You should have thought of that before
338
00:21:27,961 --> 00:21:30,349
- Come in
- Excuse prease
339
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,797
- Miss Courtney say you want to see me
- Yes come in Su Lee
340
00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:37,111
- Ali has something to tell you
- Yes Ali?
341
00:21:38,037 --> 00:21:43,110
Well you see,
what l am trying to say is...
342
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:47,149
There is something very
important you must be knowing
343
00:21:47,274 --> 00:21:48,150
What is it?
344
00:21:50,913 --> 00:21:53,301
- Mr. Brown will be telling you
- Ali?
345
00:21:54,512 --> 00:21:56,069
Sit down Su Lee
346
00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:59,468
l don't quite know how to put
this, but it has to be said
347
00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,348
l too have something to say
348
00:22:01,469 --> 00:22:03,459
- lt's about the wedding
- l cannot mally Ari
349
00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:07,343
- You see, the point is... Pardon?
- l cannot mally Ari
350
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:11,375
- Why can't you mally Ari... marry Ali
- l am not in rove with him
351
00:22:11,865 --> 00:22:13,059
But you must have said
you wanted too surely
352
00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:17,978
Yes l was just being solly for him at the
time! But now l know it is not possible
353
00:22:18,143 --> 00:22:19,337
How am l going to tell him?
354
00:22:19,823 --> 00:22:22,973
- lt will bleak his heart
- Don't worry Su Lee! l'll tell him
355
00:22:23,101 --> 00:22:24,454
l'm sure l'll be able
to let him down gently
356
00:22:24,941 --> 00:22:27,852
You leave it to me!
l'll sort it out
357
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,088
- Excuse please Mr. Brown
- Yes, Ali
358
00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:35,855
- Did you told Su Lee?
- Yes
359
00:22:35,977 --> 00:22:40,446
- Jelly good! Now I'm being
happy with one wife - Good
360
00:22:40,575 --> 00:22:43,452
l hope she didn't mind too badly of me!
361
00:22:43,574 --> 00:22:45,882
Well, l was as tactful as l could be!
362
00:22:46,013 --> 00:22:49,243
l told her it was better to have loved
and lost than never to have loved at all
363
00:22:49,372 --> 00:22:52,010
What a beautiful thought!
364
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:55,767
- Was she very sad?
- Absolutely heartbroken
365
00:22:58,529 --> 00:23:01,088
- Did you tell Ali Mr. Blown?
- Yes Su Lee
366
00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:04,438
l told him it's better to have loved and
lost than never to have loved at all
367
00:23:04,567 --> 00:23:06,761
- Was he vely upset?
- Broken-hearted
368
00:23:07,526 --> 00:23:11,358
Now pay attention everybody! Ali
and Su Lee have had a long discussion
369
00:23:11,484 --> 00:23:14,236
And by mutual agreement have
decided to call off their wedding
370
00:23:14,363 --> 00:23:18,071
We've already booked the pub! We've
ordered the toast and the drinks
371
00:23:18,202 --> 00:23:20,351
- You'll just have to cancel it!
- Excuse please
372
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:24,959
- You do not have to be canceling it
- But we've nothing to cerebrate
373
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,148
Oh blimey, yes we have!
374
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,274
Oh blimey yes we have!
375
00:23:27,399 --> 00:23:28,672
My lovely wife is telling me...
376
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,992
that l'm going to be a daddy at last
377
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:35,147
C'est merveilleux!
378
00:23:35,836 --> 00:23:39,952
Come on everybody! To the pub!
379
00:23:41,234 --> 00:23:46,226
lt's not time to go yet!
lt's half an hour early! Come back!
380
00:23:50,990 --> 00:23:53,867
Just a moment! Where do
you all think you're going?
381
00:23:55,389 --> 00:23:56,377
To the pub!
382
00:23:57,068 --> 00:24:00,218
- Mr. Brown, that's most unsatisfactory
- Well I agree
383
00:24:00,347 --> 00:24:03,019
- What are you gonna do about it?
- There's only one thing l can do
384
00:24:03,146 --> 00:24:04,340
lf you can't beat them, join them!
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