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It is estimated that there are some
10 quintillion insects alive
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at any one time.
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But forget about them.
This is about me, Lloyd.
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I'm a fly!
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How did I not
know about this?
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You've got a tickle spot.
Don't be embarrassed.
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It's not that. There's a...
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It's instinctive.
We can't help our instincts.
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Err.
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Ah!
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Abacus, what's on my head?
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Before I tell you,
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I think it's a baby one,
so try not to panic.
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Ha-ha.
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Ah! Spider! It's a spider!
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A spider. It's a spider!
Is it still there?
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Has it gone? Where is it?!
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Did you see her parachute?
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That means
she's just left the egg sac
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and set out into the world.
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Stop being fascinated
and start being terrified.
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Get rid of it!
I understand, Lloyd.
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Fear of spiders, even baby ones,
is natural for flies.
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Like you'd say,
we can't help our instincts.
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What? I'm not scared, I'm sensible.
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Eating flies is that thing's
natural spider instinct.
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Ha!
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I think she's actually
kind of sweet.
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Ahh, it's eating me!
It's eating me! It's...
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It doesn't hurt.
She's so young.
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I imagine her fangs
haven't fully developed yet.
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Ah. Abacus, what if I could
train this spider's instincts?
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If I train her right, show her
how tasty fruit and veg can be,
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by the time she's capable
of eating me, she won't want to.
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I don't think that will be easy.
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But think of the consequences
when I succeed.
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Imagine a world
where flies and spiders
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could live together
in peace and harmony.
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All thanks to me.
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That does sound nice.
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Commencing world-changing
social experiment, day one.
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Subject is...
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Is that a little baby spider?
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Oh, who's a cutie-patootie, then?
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Crabbie Spindles is not a pet, PB.
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Crabbie Spindles?
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Oh, because she's a crab spider?
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What? No. Crabbie Spindles
was the name of our great-aunt.
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And she, like Crabbie Spindles here,
never ate meat.
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Only 'cause it made her trump
like a trombone.
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But spiders do eat meat.
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And nothing else.
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Not this one. We are changing
the world with this spider.
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Mr and Mrs Lloyd will be so proud
when they hear.
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Um, actually,
maybe don't tell Mum and Dad
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until after we've changed the world.
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They're not exactly spider fans.
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But she's so cute.
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Hmm.
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I won't tell. I'm in.
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Thank you, PB. So, what's up first?
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This foodstuff A, mashed apple.
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Continue.
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She won't eat apple.
It's not a meat.
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Oof, yes. That's the point, PB.
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Come on, Crabbie Spindles.
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It's delicious. Look. Ah...
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Mmm, it really is delicious.
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How'd you get it so sweet and gooey?
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I pre-chewed it.
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Moving on. What's foodstuff B?
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Pre-chewed baked bean.
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No! No, no!
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Hmm.
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No!
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Huh. So that's a no for tomato.
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What column does that go in?
Fruit or vegetable?
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It's a matter of some debate.
Oh! Give her some ham.
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She'll eat that.
How many times, PB?
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Ham is not a vegetable.
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But it's... Ugh.
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This calls for a more
scientific approach.
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Hello. I'm Floyd.
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I'm a nummy fly.
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Oh.
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I thought we were trying to stop
Crabbie Spindles eating flies.
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Ah, but remember,
Floyd's not a real fly,
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just a perfect replica.
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When Crabbie Spindle's instincts
make her try to eat Floyd,
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she'll find him completely inedible,
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give up on flies
and become a vegetarian.
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Whoo, come on, Crabbie Spindles.
Nummy fly.
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No.
Look how tasty it is.
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Mmm. Num-num-num-num-num.
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You're not fooling her,
Lloyd. She's too smart.
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Ahhh. Hmm.
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See? Nummy.
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Hmm.
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Ah. Take a big bite of fly.
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Ugh.
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Ah, not me! The other fly, Floyd!
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I'm too tasty.
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We need a scientific breakthrough
before her teeth break through.
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Aw.
She's getting sleepy.
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It must be her bedtime.
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Hmm. I suppose a scientific
breakthrough can wait till morning.
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Crabbie Spindles will be nice
and comfy in there, Lloyd.
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It's not about comfort, Abacus.
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These are controlled
scientific conditions.
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Although she will be nice and comfy.
Wait, where is she?
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I got her ready for bed.
She's proper snoozy now.
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She's not a pet, PB.
This is a social experiment.
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You're not supposed to get attached.
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Go on, clear off.
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Night-night, test subject.
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Sleepy time, Crabbie Spindles.
Big day tomorrow.
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We're gonna push back the frontiers
of insect knowledge, aren't we?
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Yes, we are. Oh.
Yeah.
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Yes, we are.
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Huh? What's that noise? Huh?
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Crabbie Spindles?
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Open wide.
Yeah.
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Here you go.
PB!
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I should've known.
You can't keep your hands off her.
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Crabbie Spindles was hungry.
Weren't you, Crabbie Spindles?
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Sorry.
You got Crabbie Spindles to eat?
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Brilliant.
What did she eat?
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I need to record this.
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Apple? Bean? Cucumber?
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Ham.
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Mmmmm.
Ham. Ham?
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Meaty ham?
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Yeah. She loves it.
Yay.
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What? No. No, no, no.
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PB, you have ruined
the entire experiment.
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She would have been eating
vegetables any day now.
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Agh. I was so close!
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Yeah.
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No, Crabbie Spindles. No ham!
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Ow! Not me either. Ow!
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Ow! Ow! Agh. Agh.
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That really hurt.
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Oh, her little fangs
must be coming through.
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Yeah, not so little.
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Yeah.
Ha.
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Oh, what's all this shouting?
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Is this a dream,
or is that a spider in the house?
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It's not a dream,
it's a social experiment.
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Ow! OW! Stop that!
Bad Crabbie Spindles!
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So just to be clear, there's
a spider loose in the house?
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I think she's still hungry.
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The maggots!
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It's OK. She only eats ham?
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And Lloyd, so far.
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Hmm. I can't wait to hear you
explain this one.
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But first,
we need to catch a spider.
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Crabbie Spindles.
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Crabbie Spindles, where are you?
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Maggots! I've counted them up.
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All present and uneaten.
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Ha!
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I think I hear her.
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Crabbie Spindles?
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Are you... Oof.
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Oh. Clever girl.
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Ha, got ya! Whoo!
Ah!
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Whoo!
Whoa.
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Oh, no.
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What was that? Did you find her?
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Yes, I caught her in a box.
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Yeah, but the box escaped
with the last of the ham with her.
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No, not the ham!
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There must be something else
we can tempt her out with.
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Hmm.
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Crabbie Spindles?
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Look, Crabbie Spindles.
It's my nummy arm.
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Such a nummy arm.
Waving around, free for the chewing.
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Wait.
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Ham. Mm... Still warm.
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Ahh!
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Eww.
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No, no! No, no, no, no, no.
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Do not eat me, Crabbie Spindles!
Do not eat me!
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Ha-yee.
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Got ya, cheeky little thing!
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Cheeky?
She was trying to eat me. Again.
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Aw. She really likes you.
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Mum, Dad, can we keep her, please?
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She... she's joking, right?
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Uh...
No.
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If my experiment
has proved anything,
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it is that Crabbie Spindles
has an unchangeable taste for fly.
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Which technically
still counts as success.
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Subject did not respond
to vegetable stimuli.
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Remains a meat eater.
Experiment concluded.
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Listen, this is Crabbie Spindles.
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We're trying to get her
not to eat fly,
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and we didn't really succeed,
but I just...
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At least you try to minimise
your fly intake, Julie.
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And never those I'm friends with.
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So maybe you could look
after little Crabbie Spindles for me?
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Oh. I'm flattered, but she doesn't
need looking after, Lloyd.
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Us spiders are independent
the moment we leave the egg sac.
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Oh, but I can keep an eye on her.
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Well, thank you.
Uh, go on, then, Crabbie Spindles.
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Time for you to head off and...
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...eat whatever you think's best.
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Haa.
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Ooh!
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Ah!
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I'll take her for a nap.
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Wheee!
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Bye, Crabbie Spindles!
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You were a great test subject.
I'll miss you.
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I know what might cheer you up.
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Huh. Oh.
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Doesn't work when I do it.
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Oh.
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I didn't know Abacus
had a tickle spot.
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He always knows how to cheer me up.
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