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It is estimated that there are
some ten quintillion insects alive
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at any one time.
But forget about them.
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This is about me, Lloyd. I'm a fly.
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Mmm, breakfast.
Most important meal of the day.
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Sets you up to go out
and find other, better meals.
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Where's Lloyd? Not like him
to be late for breakfast.
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Sorry. Must be tired.
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Bit of trouble getting up.
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And sitting down.
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Get off!
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PB, why are you in my seat?
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Hmm.
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Mum, Lloyd's acting weird.
Well, weirder.
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Lloyd, why are you acting weird?
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I'm not.
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Late for breakfast,
sitting on your sister. Here.
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Let me take your temperature.
Come on.
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Stop it. I'm a grown fly.
Oh.
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I'm perfectly capable
of assessing my own well-being,
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and I'm totally fine. Oh, breakfast.
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Lloyd, that's a dishcloth.
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Oh. Huh. So, it is.
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It tastes like fruit,
so very easy mistake to make.
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Right. Got to go. Meeting Abacus.
Everything's normal.
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Ha.
Ah!
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PB, go keep an eye on your brother,
and no arguments.
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Who's arguing?
I want to see what he does next.
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Am I missing something here?
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Ugh.
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Nope.
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Tastes like a dishcloth.
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Uh, huh.
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Right. Do your worst, Abacus.
I'm on top form today.
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Says the fly who just ate
a dishcloth for breakfast.
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Oh, have you started
a high-fibres diet?
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No, uh, it was a simple mistake.
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I-I had more important things
on my mind.
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Like this game.
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Now, ball!
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Right. Sorry.
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Huh?
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You are out!
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What? No. Come on, come on!
Abacus cheated!
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Look, he threw six balls at once!
He can't do that. It's not cricket.
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It's grasshopper,
a very different game!
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I'm sure I only threw the one ball.
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Yes. The one I caught,
which means you are out.
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Ha!
Yeah, well, whatever.
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I prefer bowling, anyway.
Abacus, you're up.
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Hmm.
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Oh, brace yourself, Abacus.
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Let's see if you can handle
my full-force spinner.
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Hah!
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Grasshopper, grasshopper,
grasshopper, grasshopper.
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Grasshopper, grasshopper...
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Oof!
Yes!
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It's gone in the pot plant.
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Out of bounds! I'll go get it!
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I'm starting to suspect
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there might be something wrong
with Lloyd.
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You've noticed, too?
You're out, by the way.
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Took a bit of digging,
but I found the ball.
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That's a carpet beetle.
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Ah.
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That explains
why I had to chase it, then.
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Maybe we should do something
less active.
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Well, I suppose
I have been a bit tired recently.
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I haven't really slept since we went
to the "Arachnofly" live show.
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That was three nights ago.
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I, I can't help it.
I'm still buzzing.
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Buzz Barton Fly
is the best Arachnofly ever.
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What a show!
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Got to say, I don't think much
of this week's "Arachnofly."
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Erm, it's a bit confusing.
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It's upside down.
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Is it? Oh.
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Nope. Still doesn't make sense.
I'm bored of this comic.
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Let's go home.
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Uh, we are home.
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Molly and Polly,
why are you in my home?
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This is our home, Lloyd.
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Wh-- What? What's all this
new stuff everywhere?
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Those are our things.
Put that down.
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Oh. Whoops!
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My Devorochy original!
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Sorry! Sorry! I'm so sorry!
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That was my fault.
Lloyd, please leave.
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Hmm.
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Lloyd, are you sure you're OK?
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Well... Yeah, OK.
Maybe I'm a bit disorientated.
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It's nothing a little rest
won't fix.
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Hmm.
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Why are we coming in
through the window?
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To avoid Mum and Dad.
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They'll just ask questions
and worry.
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Worry about what?
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Nothing. Nothing's wrong.
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I'm just going to my room...
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where I wish to be undisturbed
for the rest of the day.
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Uh, can we help, son?
Not necessary. Thank you.
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I'm perfectly capable
of getting through a door by myself.
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He was peaky at breakfast.
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He's been
like this since breakfast?
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If anything, he's gotten worse.
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Why have you put a wall
where the doorway is?
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Right. I'll call the doctor.
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Doctor! Yoo-hoo!
We need the doctor, please!
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Hello, there!
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Dr Wasp, thanks for coming
so quickly.
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Thank goodness you called!
I see the problem.
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Pale complexion...
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...tired eyes, poor posture...
Whoa!
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Whoa!
...insufficient wings.
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Uh, actually,
Malcolm's not the patient.
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It's our son, Lloyd.
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Hmm.
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What's wrong with me wings?
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Please stick out your proboscis
and say, "Ahh!"
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Ahhhhhh.
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Can you all come down
from the ceiling, please?
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It's very distracting.
I think I see the problem.
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Let me guess,
confusion, distorted vision,
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difficulty flying straight.
Well, yeah, maybe.
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But that doesn't mean
there's anything wrong with me.
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What's wrong with him, Doctor?
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I'm afraid
your son has dirty antennae!
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What? Lloyd, have you not
been washing your antennae?
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Everyone knows you have
to wash your antennae, son.
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Even I know
you have to wash your antennae.
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Oh, Lloyd,
you must wash your antennae.
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Well, I, Yeah, of cour...
Yes, I have washed my antennae.
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When!
Uh, recently.
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Just, like, a day ago.
Or two. Or three.
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Three days!
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What, not since... Oh.
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That was the best "Arachnofly"
play yet!
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You know that bit
when Buzz Barton Fly swooped low
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over the audience?
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He actually...
He brushed my antennae!
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Amazing.
I'm so pleased for you, Lloyd.
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Do you think raw acting talent
and charisma
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can be transferred via touch?
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It's very unlikely.
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So, that's a maybe.
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No harm in never washing
my antennae ever again,
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just in case.
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You've not washed your antennae
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because the actor
playing Arachnofly touched them?
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No. No, I... Maybe
I like having dirty antennae.
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Maybe I like the challenge.
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Y-Yes! Actually,
it's a personal choice.
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I'd understand
if it was Dolichovsky.
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I loved his portrayal.
I don't know why they replaced him.
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Oh, c... What? Dolichovsky
was a terrible Arachnofly.
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Ugh.
Way too comical.
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Buzz Barton Fly
really gets the character,
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the struggle, the self-sacrifice.
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So, are you gonna wash yourself,
or do I have to fetch a flannel?
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Tell you what.
I'll lick them clean for you.
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Save you the trouble.
Uh, no way!
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I'll wash them
when I want to wash them!
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Let them help you, Lloyd.
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You can't gang up on me like this!
Just leave me alone!
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Stop him! He's a danger to himself!
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Where'd he go?
Who knows?
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Lloyd certainly doesn't.
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He could be anywhere,
lost and helpless.
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So what if I'm a bit wonky?
I know what I'm doing.
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I can cope.
I don't need help from anyone.
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I'm not a maggot.
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Oh, hello, Lloyd.
Aah! Corneas!
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Huh?
Watch out! Coming through.
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Oh, excuse me! Oh, oh!
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Watch out! Yeah...
Oh, there you are.
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Aah! Oof!
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A-Are you OK, Lloyd?
Aah! Me, me? I'm fine.
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Nothing wrong with me. Huh? Huh?
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Where'd the rest of you go?
I, I don't know.
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Well, probably for the best.
See you later, Cornea.
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Are you sure you're OK, Lloyd?
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Aaaaah!
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Where are my wings?
My wings are gone!
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Have they?
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Aaaah!
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My beautiful wings!
Aaah, they've fallen off!
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I'm wingless!
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Help! Help! I can't fly!
I'm gonna fall!
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Corneaaaa!
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Lloyd!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Oh!
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Are you feeling OK, Lloyd?
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Cornea? Are you falling, too?
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No, you landed
on the knob for the hob.
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Oh. But what about my wings?
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Did... Did you see where they went?
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They are still attached to you.
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Oh.
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I, uh, think
it might be time I had a wash.
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Sounds lovely.
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Would you mind carrying me home?
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I, uh, still feel like
I'm wingless and falling,
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which, uh, isn't great.
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Happy to! Come on.
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Oh, where is Lloyd? I hope he's OK.
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Oh, I am better than OK, Abacus.
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Wow!
Lloyd, you're...
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Oh, he's gleaming. Look at him.
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Oh, I've never seen
such a clean pair of antennae.
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Yep, gave them a good old wash.
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Figured it was about time.
Feeling much better.
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Oof. Now, what's for lunch?
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We made your favourite... dishcloth.
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Oh, hardy har, Dad.
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