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It is estimated that there are
some 10 quintillion insects alive
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at any one time.
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But forget about them.
This is about ME - Lloyd.
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I'm a fly!
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Umph.
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I want that ceiling spotless, Lloyd.
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It's not every day your oldest
brother comes to visit.
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Well, you can say that again.
I've never even met him.
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Oh, you have.
You were a maggot at the time.
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Lloyd moved out before you pupated.
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I moved out before I pupated?
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Oh, not you! Your big brother.
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He's named Lloyd, as well.
What?
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When you have hundreds of kids,
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you tend to reuse names
after a while.
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Huh? How many Lloyds are there?
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Oh, well, let's see.
Now you're asking.
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Uh, well, there's you.
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Uh, there's Lloyd, obviously.
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Then there's also Lloyd,
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and Lloyd,
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and, uh, Lloyd.
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There's also Lloyd,
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and, uh, Loyd with one L.
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Are there any more PBs?
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Oh! Only you.
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It was so much easier
when we switched to using letters.
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Hm.
Hm.
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Hello? Anyone home?
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Oh! Lloyd's here!
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But I'M Lloyd!
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Me!
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It'll get confusing
with another Lloyd here.
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We could call the other one
Big Lloyd.
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Huh?
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Why do you assume
he's bigger than me?
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Ooh-whoa!
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Welcome home, son.
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Here, meet your brother and sister,
and Abacus.
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Hello.
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Hi! I'm PB.
Ah, good to know you, PB. Go high.
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Hey!
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And you must be...
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Oh, he's also Lloyd.
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We're going to call you Big Lloyd
and him Little Lloyd.
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No. I'm just Lloyd.
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Oh!
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Don't you worry, squirt.
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As far as I'm concerned,
you're Big Lloyd in this house.
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I won't be any trouble.
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I assume you're hungry.
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Come on. Crumbs are on the table.
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Oh! Ho-ho ho-ho!
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Oh!
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Oh, home-foraged food.
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I've missed this.
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So, what's this I hear about you
living under a bird feeder?
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Whoa! A bird feeder? With birds?
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Yeah, living among birds really
makes you appreciate life.
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They're a misunderstood predator.
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I mean, when you respect them,
then they respect you.
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Brilliant!
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I suppose the presence of a
bird feeder keeping them fed helps.
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Tell us more, Big Lloyd.
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Let me tell you about rain.
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No doubt you've seen it,
but have you ever been in it?
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Because I have.
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Are you still thinking
about your tiny crumb, Lloyd?
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I am, yes.
He took all the big crumbs!
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He was very unreasonable.
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Maybe crumbs are hard to come by
when you live under a bird feeder.
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Oh.
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Yeah, you're right, Abacus.
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Maybe I'm being too quick to judge.
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Hey, squirt.
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Wow!
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This used to be my room.
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Yeah, couldn't wait to leave it
and get out into the world.
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What's this? This is cool.
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Uh, I made that, actually.
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Yeah, his name's Floyd.
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Fake Lloyd.
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Is the head meant to come off?
No!
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Oh. What about the arm?
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No! Put it down!
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Here, I can fix it.
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I learned a few tricks from a wasp,
when I lodged in her hive.
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You chew some paper first,
and then you...
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My comic!
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You don't still read
this kids' stuff, do you?
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Yes! But I'd not read this one yet!
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Oh, sorry, I didn't realise.
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Oh! Bluebottle Battle.
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Oh, is this that one you play
over several games,
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so the order of the cards
is incredibly important
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and must not be mixed up
or it ruins the entire campaign?
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Our campaign!
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Ah, sorry.
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Don't touch anything else!
Let me do that.
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Go away, please.
Yeah, no problem.
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M-my bad.
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I'm a bit peckish, actually,
so snack time.
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This is fine. Mustn't judge.
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We'll just keep him out of my room.
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He'll be gone soon.
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So, I was hoping I could stay
for a while?
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Oh, of course!
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Our home is your home.
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Stay as long as you like, lad.
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You can sleep in your old room.
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Little Lloyd won't mind, will you?
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Uh, mind? Ha.
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Why would I mind?
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Ugh!
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Aagh!
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I am not happy about this.
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Oh, you think I am?
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I'm never going to sleep
with him snoring
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and you in my room.
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What if he never leaves?
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Maybe we can give him a bit of...
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...encouragement.
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Oh, thanks, Julie.
We owe you one.
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Just give him a small scare,
enough to get rid of him.
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And don't eat him.
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Yeah, definitely don't eat him.
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Mm-hm. OK.
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Boo!
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Whoo!
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Oh, no!
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He's ever so strong.
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Little trick I learned
from a vine weevil in the shed.
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Now, scram!
Oh! Oh.
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That was very impressive.
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Now what?
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Of course you can stay.
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Especially if it means
having Abacus around more.
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Oh, great!
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PB'll be no trouble at all.
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See you later.
Me?
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I'm not staying at Abacus's.
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Come on, PB, I can hardly
stand up straight in here.
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It makes more sense for you to stay
here and me to have your room.
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It's my room. It's my stuff.
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No way.
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You could always try
the direct approach.
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Ah, so, Big Lloyd, ha,
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when are you going to...
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How do I put this?
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...leave and go back
to the bird feeder?
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We'd love to see it.
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The sooner the better.
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Um...
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...I don't live there anymore.
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Oh.
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I left there when I met this girl,
Luna, so I moved into her place.
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It was sweet, actually.
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She'd got a plum spot in a
spotty plum behind the wheelie bin.
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Ugh.
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Ah. So Luna must be missing you?
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Oh, I wish.
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She threw me out.
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I miss what I had with her so much.
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Guess you're stuck with me, eh?
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Oh, I need another crumb.
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Did you hear that, PB?
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His girlfriend, Luna, threw him out.
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We get them back together,
he moves back in with her,
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we get our rooms back!
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Yes!
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How do we do that?
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Abacus, go find Luna.
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Spotty plum, wheelie bin.
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Bring her to the pancake.
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PB,
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let's get romantic.
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Aww. I want to get romantic.
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Oh, this is nice.
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I haven't had pancake in ages.
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What's the big occasion?
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We're going to help you
patch things up with Luna.
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Sorry - what?!
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She's coming here?! No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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It got pretty heated
towards the end.
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I don't know what to say to her.
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Just trust me. Say exactly
what I tell you to say,
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when I tell you to say it.
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Here she comes.
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I mean, here THEY come?
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There were two Lunas
behind the bin.
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I didn't want to get it wrong.
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Why have you brought me...?
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Oh! What's this big fool doing here?
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Sorry, wrong Luna. I made a mistake.
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You can go home.
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Madame...
Madam?
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...allow me to escort you
to your table.
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Hmm.
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Ha.
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Uh...
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...um...
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I told you I was done with you.
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Uh, I know, but, um,
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I, uh...
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Yeah. Uh...
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Wow. He really does need help.
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Tell her,
"I hope you like pancake."
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I hope you like pancake.
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I don't like pancake
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because I'm allergic to pancake.
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It makes me really bloated and angry.
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You know that.
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Uh, I...
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...I do know that. Uh...
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Oh. I did NOT know that.
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OK. Well, just go for it.
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Tell her, "Your eyes shine
like a silverfish
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"and your smile reminds me
of fresh peanut butter."
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Your eyes shine like a silverfish
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and your smile reminds me
of fresh peanut butter.
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You what?
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Oh, please.
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Pretend that we are not even here.
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Lloyd, what is going on?!
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Uh, I'm honestly not sure.
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I...can I...
I'm just going to check.
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Squirt, what's going on?
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Just... What are you doing?!
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You're ruining the moment!
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Who are you talking to?
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Sorry. Don't mind me.
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Would you two sit down?!
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We're trying to rekindle your love!
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Love?
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Squirt, we're not a couple.
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Uh...
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What?
But you said you lived with her,
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and that you miss
what you had with her.
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Yeah, a sweet home,
in a prime plum.
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She's my landlord.
Was.
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I threw him out 'cause
he wasn't pulling his weight.
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Eating all my crumbs,
breaking everything.
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Yeah, he does break everything!
He does eat all the crumbs!
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Wait - you really think so?
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What, both of you?
Yes!
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I guess I should
try harder, then. I...
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Look, I'm sorry, Luna.
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I really do like your place.
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Then do your bit.
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Tell you what,
do all the plumwork for a month,
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and we'll see how it goes.
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Oh, alright. Deal!
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Thank you, Luna.
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Thanks, squirt.
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Ah, the miracle of love!
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Oh! We forgot the rose petals.
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Aww!
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Oh, Mum, Dad,
thank you for having me.
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Sorry I couldn't stay longer.
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Bye!
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Oh!
Thank goodness for that.
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I thought he'd never leave!
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Seriously? I thought
you liked having him here.
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For a bit, but it's hard to keep the
cupboards full with his appetite.
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We only cleaned so when he messed
it up, it'd be back to normal.
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One Lloyd in the house
is more than enough.
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Exactly!
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Wait - what?!
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