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It is estimated that there are
some 10 quintillion insects alive
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at any one time.
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But forget about them,
this is about ME, Lloyd.
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I'm a fly!
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Oh!
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Well, what do you think?
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I think you look ridiculous.
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Thanks! I love it. It's bonkers.
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You may choose to mock my hats,
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but don't come running to me when
the head louse chews your head off.
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Oh, come on.
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Everyone knows that head lice
are a myth.
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Yeah, they're just made up for
comics and stories. And hats.
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You never know. There's no proof
that they don't exist.
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An insect
that lives ON a Biggo
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but doesn't get instantly squashed
or swatted?
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It's not possible.
A monster who eats heads? Rarrr!
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It is true!
I saw one with me own eyes.
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A fearsome fanged fiend
felled from far above!
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A head louse!
Seeking heads to feed upon. Argh!
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Fortunately, I was wearing one of
my very affordable louse-proof hats
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and my head was completely safe.
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That was lucky.
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I'd like a hat too, please.
How much?
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A grain each.
Buy two and the second is half rice.
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Abacus, you don't need a hat.
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Not for me, for you.
Huh?!
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Your head is much softer and tastier
than mine.
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What size do you think?
For Lloyd's head? The biggest.
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Here, try this on.
Stop it, Abacus!
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I refuse to let you waste
a single crumb on this nonsense.
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Argh!
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Oi! that's a very valuable
anti-nibbling hat
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which somebody owes me for.
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Not if I go and get it back!
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Wait here. DO NOT buy another hat.
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I mean, it's just ridiculous.
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Mysterious Biggo-dwelling insects
that eat heads.
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Who'd believe a thing like... Aha!
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Huh?
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Argh! It's alive!
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Argh!
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Do not be afraid.
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I come in peace...
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Argh! It's talking. OK, um, it's...
Hang on!
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Thank you, stranger. I am Titchy.
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Ah, you're not kidding.
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That is correct.
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My name is not Kidding.
My name is Titchy.
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I am a head louse.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very funny. And I'm a dragonfly.
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Oh, thank you, Dragonfly,
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for rescuing me from this flying
object I cannot identify.
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No, I'm not a...
Are you OK?
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I am.
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I simply require sustenance
and must return home.
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Uh-huh. Where is that, then?
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The head of Giganto.
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The giant who roams this land.
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Giant? Oh, you mean Biggo?
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So you're saying you're a head louse
who lives on Biggo's head?
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If by Biggo you mean Giganto,
then yes.
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You're not kidding, are you?
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Once again, no.
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My name is Titchy.
Ah! Please don't eat my head!
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Your head is inadequate.
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I require the sustenance
of Giganto!
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Wait, you are a real head louse.
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And I found you. Me, Lloyd.
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Oh, I'm gonna be famous!
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Oh, wait here! I gotta tell everyone!
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That Dragonfly amuses me.
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But I must go home.
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Hmm.
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You know it makes sense.
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The head lice are real, I tell you.
Real.
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It's rubbish, Abacus.
They can't be real.
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No-one's ever seen one.
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I don't find either argument
terribly convincing, if I'm honest.
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Guys, guys, guys, amazing news.
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I just found a head louse.
A real one!
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Oh, nice try, Lloyd.
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But I did! A real-life head louse.
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Come and see.
Oh!
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Lloyd makes a much more convincing
argument. Let's go.
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We'll need another hat.
I don't need a hat! Come on!
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If the head louse is real,
you'll need to protect your head.
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No more hats until you pay me
for the first one.
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Lloyd! Wait for me.
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And me.
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You really should wear a hat, Lloyd.
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Forget about head-eating
and prepare for mind-blowing.
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A real-life head louse right... here?
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That's a hat, Lloyd.
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Very funny.
Wait. I know this one.
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Ta-daaaa...
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You're not fooling me.
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She... she was here. She was...
She was very small. Titchy, in fact.
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How titchy are we talking?
Bigger than that?
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But she's not tiny,
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she was about this big with tiny
legs, so she can't have gone far.
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Oh, I'm bored of this joke.
I'm gonna go try on more hats.
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No, PB, you have to believe me!
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Don't worry, Lloyd.
I want to believe you.
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Tha... Wait.
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You WANT to believe me?
As in you don't already believe me?
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I-I don't not believe you.
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I believe IN you, I...
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If I didn't believe you, I wouldn't
think you should have this hat,
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which I really think you
should wear.
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Forget the hat. She's not going
to eat my head. She's tiny.
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Just take it back to Catastrophe Jim
and then meet me here. Hurry!
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OK. I'll be right back.
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Hmm.
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Titchy!
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Titchy, where are you?
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I definitely didn't imagine you.
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Tell me where you are!
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Argh!
Ow. Dragonfly.
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Titchy! There you are!
Oh.
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You have to meet my friends, OK?
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Um, you won't eat their heads though, right?
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Or, uh, mine.
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Amusing, Dragonfly.
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I will not eat your heads.
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Yeah, I knew it. Far too big.
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Incorrect.
Huh?
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Far too small.
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I graze upon the bountiful scalp
of Giganto.
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And I must eat soon.
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Ha! I knew those hats were stupid.
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How about, Titchy, I give you a lift?
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Oh, that is kind.
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I am grateful.
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Take me to Giganto!
Absolutely.
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As soon as you've met Abacus
and everyone so they see you're real
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and I'm telling the truth.
Oh.
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Oh.
Where is he? I said meet me here.
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Wait, was it here? All this rug
looks the same after a while.
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Do you remember?
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Oh, not again, Titchy!
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Where are you?
Why do you keep doing this?!
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Maybe, repeatedly vanishing
is some strange and rather annoying
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head louse trait.
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In which case, what I need
is a head louse expert. Ha!
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Silly Dragonfly.
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I do not want to stay put.
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I want to go home.
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I don't think it is dented.
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I can't see anything.
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That doesn't mean it isn't there.
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Your eyes are just too big
to see a small dent.
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Jim! You're a head louse
expert, right?
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How do I find one that keeps
vanishing?
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Keeps vanishing
or just keeps not being real?
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She's real, PB!
I held her in these very hands,
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and then I put her down again
and she disappeared.
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Sure.
She did!
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Why won't you believe me?
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You believe me, don't you, Abacus?
Yes. Um, well...
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...it's not that I don't believe you,
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I'm just finding it... harder
to believe you.
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But it's true. It's true.
Psst.
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A word, young Lloyd, from one seeker
of the unknown to another.
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Yes, Jim! You believe me, don't you?
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Tone it down, son. You're pushing
too hard. You'll put them off.
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Huh?
Always keep it vague.
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Tell them they might possibly
glimpse a tiny sight of something
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and they'll hang off
your every word.
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What? You... You were making it up!
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You never saw a head louse!
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What I saw was an opportunity
to flog hats.
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What's your angle?
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That does it.
You're coming with me, all of you.
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We are finding this head louse,
you'll see it for yourselves
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and then you'll HAVE to believe me.
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Well, yeah, obviously, if I see it,
I'll believe it.
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A real head louse will certainly
boost demand for louse-proof hats.
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OK, we need to spread out.
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There's a whole rug to cover.
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She better be real, Lloyd.
Head louse, where are you?
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You fantastical and valuable beast.
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I'm... trying to believe, Lloyd.
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Really, I am.
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Come on, Titchy.
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Please tell me where you are.
I'll do anything.
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Dragon...
Huh?!
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...fly.
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Oh, there you are!
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Abacus! PB! Catastrophe Jim!
Come quick!
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What are you doing?
I am trying to go home.
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I am failing.
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I was gonna take you home.
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You said you would take me home.
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But then you took me the wrong way.
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Oh... right.
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I didn't think of it that way.
I'm sorry.
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I am weak and hungry.
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I must return to Giganto.
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Biggo! Wait!
Lloyd!
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Abacus?
I think I'm lost.
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Shout again
and we'll follow your voice.
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Abacus! PB! She's over here! Hurry!
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Gigan... to.
Titchy.
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It's just my friends are so close.
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I-I just want them to see you.
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Giganto...
Oh!
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There's no time. Let's go!
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Lloyd, where are you going?!
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Watch out for Biggo!
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Eh?
Oh.
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So... weak.
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Need Giganto...
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I'm going in!
You'll be home soon, Titchy!
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Oh, no!
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Oh.
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Oh, this is no good.
I can't get by Biggo's head.
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Oh, God, she's moving. What now?!
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Ooh, the hairbrush.
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This will take you back
to Giganto.
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Home?
Home.
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Goodbye, Titchy.
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I'm glad I met you.
Even if nobody else did.
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Thank you, Dragonfly.
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And goodbye.
Lloyd!
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I'm here.
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You're too late. She's gone.
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And you know what?
I did the right thing.
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I don't care if you believe me
or not.
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Not.
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Captions by Red Bee Media
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