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It is estimated that there are some
10 quintillion insects alive
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at any one time.
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But forget about them.
This is about me! Lloyd.
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I'm a fly!
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Um, what's this thing?
It's a home theatre, Lloyd.
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State-of-the-art.
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If you could just sign here
for me, please.
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It looks very expensive, Mr Lloyd.
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It is!
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Usually. But Malcolm got us
a free trial.
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Time to kick back for some
free home entertainment.
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Break out the snacks, Gena.
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Me? You said you were getting
snacks.
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I thought you said you were.
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Oh, come on.
We can't not have snacks.
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Back in a bit, kids.
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Let's watch something.
How do you start it?
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Uh... Oh!
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Your Majesty, I bring...
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Oh, a period piece. Nice.
Shh!
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...news!
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The forces of the south carpet
have defeated our armies.
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What?!
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Oh, defeat...
Stop!
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Loo break.
Lloyd! I was watching that.
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I'm loving this home theatre.
I can go to the loo whenever I want.
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OK. Continue.
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...defeat.
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Who will save us now?
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Who's that?
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I don't know. She just arrived.
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Er, can we go back a bit?
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Oh.
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The forces of the south carpet
have defeated your army...
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Wait. I saw this bit. Go forward.
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Duchess Midday Born,
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what brings you...?
Oh, that's who is.
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What brings you to the...
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Where are mum and dad
with the snacks?
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I think I stashed a crumb
around here somewhere.
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A pre-snack snack.
Lloyd, you're in the way!
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They can just pretend I'm not here.
I meant MY way.
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Do you mind? I'm trying to perform.
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Yeah. I'm not stopping you.
It's not like it's difficult.
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Not difficult?!
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Yeah, it's just acting, isn't it?
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Seems pretty simple.
Simple?!
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Yeah.
That's it!
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Sorry, Yorrick. Sorry, Brianna.
I cannot work like this.
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Find another actor. I'm done.
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But, Alexis, you're our lead.
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What did I say?
Can you believe it?
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We found a whole popcorn
between the sofa cushions. Crackin'!
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Lloyd broke the theatre.
Yes.
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So if you could just pay us
what you owe, we'll be on our way.
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Pay?! I thought it was a free trial.
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It was.
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But the terms and conditions
clearly state
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the home theatre needs to leave
in the same condition it arrived.
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We are an actor short.
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Er, do you accept popcorn?
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We are a high-quality acting troupe.
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We require high-quality crumbs.
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So no, we do NOT accept popcorn.
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Maybe toffee popcorn, at a push.
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Can't you just find another actor?
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Anyone can act. I could act, easy.
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Ooh, great idea, Lloyd.
What?
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And now the theatre's not broken,
is it?
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But he's not an actor.
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Yeah, but I could be.
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I can say lines and stand, wave about
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AND I wouldn't get in a huff
and leave you in the lurch.
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I would be a great actor.
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Hmm.
We've got the whole tour booked.
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It'd get us out of a hole.
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Fine.
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The show must go on.
Yes!
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A career in the home theatre, Lloyd.
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How exciting.
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But if he doesn't work out,
you owe us double.
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You what?!
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Don't worry, Dad. Acting is easy.
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Your lines are on this.
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Really?
It's even easier than I thought.
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Good luck, Lloyd.
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Lady South Wing,
send our armies north.
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No, wait.
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Lady North Wing, send our army south.
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Queen sits.
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That was a stage direction!
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Oh, yes.
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I, being the Queen, shall now sit.
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Ooh.
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No, no, sorry.
I don't think this is for us.
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Guards!
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OK, so maybe acting's a bit harder
than I thought, but I'll improve.
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You watch. Promise.
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What shall we do, my Queen?
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Go! I said go.
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Alas, our armies
have been overwhelmed
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and, uh...
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We can go no further.
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We can go no further!
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It is time for me to lay down my arms
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and...
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Rest in the cool waters
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of the kitchen sink.
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Rest in the cool waters of the...
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Kitchen sink.
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Kitchen sink!
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Argh!
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...cool waters of the kitchen sink.
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Rest in the cool waters
of the bathroom... KITCHEN sink!
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Rest in the cool waters
of the kitchen sink.
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We can go no further.
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It is time for me
to lay down my arms and rest
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in the cool waters
of the kitchen sink.
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Yes! Nailed it! Ow!
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Bravo!
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I have seen better, but not bad.
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Uh...
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I thought I really had something
in that performance.
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You're getting better and better.
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You nearly finished the whole play
this time.
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This tour has been a disaster!
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No-one wants us to return and
we've only got one performance left.
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OK, OK, yeah, I-I understand.
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But give me another chance.
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This time, I'll do it. I promise.
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If you pull this one off,
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I'll consider
your dad's contract settled.
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You can count on me.
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Berry?!
Lloyd?
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You ran away and joined the theatre?
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We're in Berry's house!
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Who's Berry?
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He and Lloyd don't get on.
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So? We're professionals!
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We perform no matter
who's in the audience.
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But it's Berry! He's very annoying.
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So pretend he's not there.
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You are an actor.
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Now go out there and act.
Ah!
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Your Majesty, I bring...
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Oh, a period piece!
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A bit highbrow for you, Lloyd.
Shh!
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...news! The forces of the south
carpet have defeated your armies.
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Defeat...
Hold on! I need the loo.
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Berry, we were watching that.
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What's the point of home theatre
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if you can't go to the loo
whenever you want?
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Lloyd won't mind.
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Ah. Turns out I didn't need to go.
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Continue.
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Defeat?
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Who will save us now?
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Who's that, Lloyd?
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Well, it's a valid question.
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I just want to know who that...
Duchess Midday Born.
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What brings you...?
Oh, you should have said sooner.
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What brings you to the...
Are there any snacks?
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Oh, sorry.
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Berry, you're in our way.
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It's just Lloyd.
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It's not exactly
an unmissable performance.
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Y-y-yes, it is!
I've been working hard at this.
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Well, it doesn't show it.
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That's it!
Sorry, Yorrick, Brianna, Abacus.
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I cannot work like this. I'm done!
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Lloyd!
Oh, not again.
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Intermission.
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It's just Berry, Lloyd.
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Pretend he isn't there.
But he IS there.
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I'm done. I quit.
What about your dad?
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Where's he gonna find
toffee popcorn?
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And Brianna and Yorrick?
You can't leave them in the lurch.
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Why not? The other actor did.
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Oh, I sort of suppose I get why now.
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But Berry is way more annoying
than I am.
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Does that mean you'll come back,
finish the performance?
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Oh, no, I'm still done.
But I have a better idea.
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Wait here.
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Audiences, they don't appreciate
real art these days.
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There you are! I do.
I appreciate real art.
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Oh, it's you.
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What do you want?
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I was wrong about acting.
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I tried it and it's really hard.
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And audiences are a nightmare.
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I was a nightmare.
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And... and I know that now. I'm sorry.
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Look, when I joined the tour...
Whaaaat?!
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They did the tour without me?!
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Well, yeah. You quit.
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I only quit for that one performance
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and only until they came
to beg my return.
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I've been wondering
what was taking so long.
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Oh, right.
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Ohhh.
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I fought and I lost.
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And now I die.
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Cough.
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Choke.
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Expire.
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Go on then, put us down
for another performance.
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Thanks, Lloyd.
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You can tell your dad
he's off the hook.
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Bye.
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Do you think you'll miss
the home theatre, Lloyd?
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Uh... no.
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Although I will miss
the adoring applause.
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I don't remember
the adoring applause.
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I do, Abacus.
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I do.
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Hmm.
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