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It is estimated
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that there are some ten quintillion
insects alive at any one time.
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But forget about them,
this is about me, Lloyd.
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I'm a fly.
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Help. I'm too young to die. Help!
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You are a noisy one, aren't you?
Can you keep it down a bit?
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Keep it down a bit?
You're about to eat me.
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No, not right away.
Mind your head there.
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Tuck your leg in. There you go.
Comfy?
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Apart from the whole
about to be eaten thing, yeah.
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It's nothing personal,
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I spin a web, you fly into the web,
I eat you.
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It's just the circle of life.
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That's not a circle, that's
a straight line from life to death.
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My death.
No, it's a circle, because you...
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Oh, you're right,
it's completely linear.
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You've given me something
to think about there.
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I have? Well, I'm... I'm full
of interesting ideas like that.
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Like, why don't you let me go?
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No, sorry, I'm going to eat you.
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You know how it is,
I'm a spider and you're a fly.
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Not just any fly.
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If you knew who I was,
you wouldn't dare eat me.
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Why? Who are you?
I'm Lloyd.
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I'm very popular and well loved.
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Hm. That sounds nice.
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I'm Petrichor, nice to meet you.
Uh, and eat you.
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You don't understand.
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My family will already be tearing
the place apart, looking for me.
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Hm, anyone seen Lloyd today?
Hm, probably still in bed.
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Can I have his breakfast?
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You're in trouble,
they'll be here any moment now.
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And it's not just my family looking.
Yeah, I've got loads of friends.
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Huh.
Yeah, my best friend, Abacus,
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he'll be looking high and low,
right now.
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♪ 85 legs on a centipede
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♪ One falls off
And what does it leave?
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♪ 84 legs on a centipede ♪
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Lloyd's normally here by 90 legs.
Something's wrong.
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I should stay here and wait.
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He's always got a reason
for being late.
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♪ 84 legs on a centipede
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♪ One falls off
And what does it leave? ♪
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Best friend, hey?
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Yeah, Abacus is brave and bold,
and he's bigger than you.
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He's 5cm tall.
Is he now?
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Do go on, I love to know
all about who's on the menu.
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It really helps
work up my appetite.
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And why would I help you with that?
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Or I can inject you
with a paralysing poison
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and leave you to it.
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Allow me to tell you
every last detail about myself.
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Erm...
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Yes, for a start,
I'm incredibly unhealthy.
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I eat nothing but junk crumbs.
You look in great shape to me.
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Really?
Yeah. And tender.
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Yeah no, no. No, I'm tough.
Yeah, chewy.
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Completely inedible, I'd say.
Thank you for the advice.
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I'll chew extra hard.
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Some of my best friends are spiders.
You'll upset them.
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How would they find out?
Us spiders are all loners.
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And I'm completely alone up here.
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If you eat me, I'll come back
and I'll haunt you.
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You'll never have
a moment's peace again.
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Honestly,
I'd be glad of the company.
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Always nice to see a friendly face.
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I know what you mean.
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♪ And what does that leave?
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♪ No more legs, watch it squirm
That's on a centipede
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♪ Now it's a worm ♪
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I've never got to no legs before.
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I have to go and find him.
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Knowing Lloyd,
he'll be in the last place I look,
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so if I think of all the places
I'd look first,
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I only need to check the last one.
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Here, his place, my place,
the pancake, the ant colony.
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I'm getting a big peckish now.
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At least let me say
my goodbyes first. Please?
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Fair enough. But just your family.
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Goodbye, Mum. Goodbye, Dad.
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I know I wasn't always
the perfect son to you but...
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No, no, no.
Just the goodbyes, no speeches.
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Right, yeah. Goodbye, PB,
my little...
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Goodbye, big Lloyd.
Goodbye, Natalie. Goodbye, Gary.
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And, er, Samantha. And goodbye...
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How many of these are there?
Er, only 453.
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What?
But they've all got short names.
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Goodbye, Thimblewomble.
Goodbye, Dollybin Flopcrumble.
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Goodbye, Horatio Corn on the Cob.
Hm.
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The hob on the left
from the top of the oven,
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the hob on the right
on the top of the oven.
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In the oven.
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And goodbye, Casper Fishtickle Thorn
in the Side II.
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That's enough. I'm hungry.
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Don't eat me, please.
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I don't want it to end like this,
all scared and crying.
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I taste terrible.
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That's a good point actually,
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I ate a miserable moth once,
tasted horribly bitter.
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I can't eat you like this.
Oh. Yeah, yeah.
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Trapped in the vacuum cleaner,
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lost in the rug,
stuck down the drain.
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So that just leaves
the top of Pico's wardrobe.
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I'm coming, Lloyd.
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Sorry,
just let me get this straight.
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You're going to let me go?
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If you can answer my cunning riddle
on your first go, fair's fair.
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I have eight legs
but not eight wheels.
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I spin a web to catch my meals.
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What am I?
Well, obviously you're a spider.
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No, that's too obvious.
I didn't say spider. Eight legs.
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Could be a fly
with two walking sticks.
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You're overthinking this.
OK, that means I'm getting warm.
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So spins a web,
that can mean setting of a trap.
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And catch my meals.
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Er. Ah. Ah.
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You're two chairs
covered in sticky food.
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What? No. I mean, yes.
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I'm two chairs
covered in sticky food.
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Well done. Your amazing cleverness
has won your freedom.
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No, it hasn't.
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I know what you're doing,
you're not letting me go.
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This is an attempt
to make me feel better
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so I'll taste nicer
when you eat me, isn't it?
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You've got me.
You're too clever for me, Lloyd.
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And brave. And handsome.
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Oi, stop it.
And tasty. So, tasty.
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Lloyd!
Abacus.
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Lloyd.
Abacus, watch out. Huh?
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Lloyd, I knew you'd be
in the last place I'd look.
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Oh, no, what are you doing
in a spider's web.
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Abacus, I'm so happy to see you.
Oh, good.
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Wait, not that happy. Abacus?
This is your best friend.
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Abacus.
He's a little less than 5cms.
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It turns out there's something
worse than being eaten.
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Knowing I got my best friend
eaten too.
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I'm sorry, Lloyd. I feel terrible.
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You should feel terrible, Abacus.
I should?
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Yeah, you hear that Petrichor?
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Abacus feels terrible,
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which means he'll taste terrible,
just like me.
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Yeah, Abacus, you taste so terrible,
not even Julie would eat you.
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Julie, the great big spider we know
who lives in the bathroom?
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Hm. I get it, Lloyd.
You know a big spider.
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No, that's not the point.
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The point is,
you have a choice right now
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between two terrible-tasting meals,
or...
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Or, I let your best friend go.
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Ah.
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I'll be so deliriously happy,
I'll taste magnificent.
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That does sound yummy.
OK, you're on.
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You're a good friend, Lloyd.
You really are.
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Run away, Abacus.
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Find another friend
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and do not come back
as fast as you can.
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Don't worry, Lloyd, I won't.
You must feel great.
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I can eat you now.
No, no, not yet.
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I won't feel happy until I'm sure
he's a safe distance away, so, yeah.
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I'm starving. All this fuss.
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How about now?
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Give him a chance,
he's got very little legs.
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Julie. Julie.
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How about
I just have a little nibble
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and if you taste unhappy,
we can wait a bit longer?
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No. No, it's too soon.
You leave my friend alone.
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I did it, Lloyd, I found Julie and
came back as fast as I could.
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That was the plan, right?
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Abacus! Julie! I'm saved!
I will not let you eat this fly.
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Mm.
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Watch this.
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Oh.
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I like your moves. Keep going.
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Erm, what's this? What's happening?
I think he likes her?
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Julie?
Yes, sorry. He's quite the mover.
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But I don't care how well you sway,
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I'm not interested in a spider
who wants to eat my friends.
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For you, of course.
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What's another few months
without a meal?
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Let's get out of here.
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Well, tell me again,
how good my swaying is.
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Tasty. Very tasty.
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That was very romantic.
Yeah, we'll see.
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It's alright everyone, I'm back.
You must've been worried sick.
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Finally, you're up.
I ate your breakfast.
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I helped. Hope you don't mind.
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What? I don't believe it.
I'm sure they do care, Lloyd.
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They just don't realise
what you've been through.
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What, I missed breakfast?
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Captions by Red Bee Media
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Broadcasting Corporation
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