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It is estimated
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that there are some ten quintillion
insects alive at any one time.
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But forget about them,
this is about me, Lloyd.
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I'm a fly.
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What you looking at?
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Lloyd lost his comic book down
the back of the washing machine.
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How did you lose your comic down
the back of the washing machine?
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It was quite funny actually.
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Doesn't matter how I lost my comic
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down the back
of the washing machine.
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What matters is that it's there
and I want it back.
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So, go get it.
I'm about to.
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I'm just checking for spiders.
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Are there any spiders down there?
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I don't think
there are any spiders down there.
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You're safe.
Yes, thank you, PB.
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Be careful, Lloyd.
Don't worry, Abacus.
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I know how to handle myself.
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Ah. There you are.
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Spider!
Oh, no, there is a spider.
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Lloyd!
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No, wait, it's just a leg. Heh.
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Guess a spider no longer needed it.
Grew a new one.
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He's being attacked.
I'm coming, Lloyd!
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Gotcha!
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Lloyd?
Are you dead?
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Lloyd, you're alive.
Unh, of course I'm alive.
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I just got my comic and then I...
Fought off a blood-thirsty spider.
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Oh, heh. See, what happened was...
And survived.
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Wow, you're a hero.
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I am? I am. Yes.
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I found this leg,
so I knew the spider was close.
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And it had my comic. It came for me
with its other seven legs.
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How big was it?
Huge.
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This leg was its smallest leg.
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But I escaped with my life,
and my comic.
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And this leg, which as I said,
was its smallest one.
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Just when I thought
you couldn't get more amazing.
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My brother fought a spider
and lived.
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Wow.
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The world feels like a safer place
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knowing I've got a hero like you
to protect me.
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Maybe
they'll make a comic about you.
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Do you think they'll include me
as your sidekick?
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No. That's a silly idea.
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Cornea, Cornea,
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you'll never believe
what Lloyd just did.
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He fought a spider.
Oh, really?
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I'd have thought
you'd surrender immediately
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for an easy death,
that's what I'd do.
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Oh, I'm so impressed.
Meh. It wasn't that big a deal.
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It was a humungous deal.
Tell Cornea how you did it, Lloyd.
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Well, this big spider had my comic,
but I managed to fight it off.
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And I took one of its legs.
We heard the whole thing.
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It was horrifying.
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It could've eaten him
and eaten PB, and eaten me.
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Or tried at least.
I'm quite chewy.
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Doom!
Come and get your doom predictions.
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Catastrophe Jim,
you should hear this.
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Lloyd was just telling me
how he single-handedly
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saved him and his friends
from a spider.
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Saved them from certain doom,
more like.
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Lloyd is a spider slugger!
Non-doom, non-doom.
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We have a spider slugger
in our midst.
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Erm...
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What do you want for this one?
Whoa, that a spider leg?
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You the spider slugger
everyone's talking about?
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Er, heh.
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Well, I mean, the thing is...
That's incredible.
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Here, take any comic you want.
It's on the house.
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Er...
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So, tell me, how'd you do it?
Er, well, it wasn't easy.
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The spider was huge.
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You know, like the biggest spider
you could imagine, but bigger.
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It had my comic you see, so...
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Mate, you deserve two comics
for services to comics.
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No, three.
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Thank you.
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Can I touch the leg?
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Er... OK.
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Ooh. Hairy.
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This spider slugger business
ain't too bad.
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And that's when I saw my own life
flash before me as a reflection
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in the spider's eyes.
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How did you look into its eyes?
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You said you were riding
on its back earlier.
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Yeah, well,
it was a very flexible spider.
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That's what made it so hard
to fight him. Thank you.
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Tell them the bit
where you caught its web
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and snapped it
with your bare hands.
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Oh, yes, that's the good bit. So...
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Are you the spider slugger?
Can we get a picture with you?
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Heh. Of course.
Cheese.
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Wow, thanks.
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Ah. Where was I?
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Get your spider slugger mugs
and legs.
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Mugs and legs.
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So, basically, I used
the spider's own web as a rope
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and then I flew
in an out of its legs
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until they were tied together.
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Hey, my team, pancake me, will ya?
On the house.
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Then its feet suddenly grew spikes.
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You didn't know spiders
could do that but they can.
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And I'm like pow,
kick me, pow, yeah!
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And then a, er...
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I believe that's when you used
the static electricity
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from the washing machine
to supercharge your wings.
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Oh, yes, that's my sidekick.
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Always keen for me
to get to the best bits. Heh.
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So, I flapped so hard,
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I created a vortex
of super-heated air.
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Erm...
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It's him, the spider slugger.
We've found you at last.
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We've been driven out of our home
in the sofa
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by a most treacherous spider.
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Forced out
into this awful daylight.
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I can barely see.
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Ah. That sounds bad.
Someone should sort that out.
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Someone like you, spider slugger.
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Yeah!
Yeah.
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What, me? Oh, no, I can't, erm...
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I'm signing souvenir spider's legs,
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and then well-wishing injured flies
on the windowsill after that.
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This is more important
than that though, Lloyd, right?
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It's not that
I don't want to help.
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It's just my packed schedule.
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Er, well, I guess I could go now.
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I mean, yeah, that's what I do.
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Hooray!
Thank you, thank you.
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OK, let's go.
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I've got to see this.
That spider is doomed.
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Are you sure about this, Lloyd?
Sure, I'm sure.
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I'm the spider slugger, aren't I?
Heh.
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I've just gotta do exactly
what I did last time.
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So, are you going in or not?
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Yes, just you stay here, though,
because it won't be safe in there
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for you,
for the non-spider sluggers.
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Ah-ha. There you are, fiend.
Take that!
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And that!
Lloyd,
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don't forget to windmill your arms
to temporarily hypnotise it.
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It worked last time.
Hi-yah! Ah, not the face.
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It's not working. He's in trouble.
I'm his sidekick.
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I should be at his side.
Wait for me.
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I wanna catch another image
for my mugs.
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Plug, kapow! Splot!
Lloyd, what's going on?
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I...I was just warming up,
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and then
I was gonna go looking for it.
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You know, and slug it.
Why were you doing sound effects?
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It's because there never was
a spider, was there, Lloyd?
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OK, look,
I just found a discarded leg.
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And I was gonna tell you, I was,
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but then you started going on
about me being a hero
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and I liked that.
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And then I started getting
compliments and free stuff
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and, well, here we are.
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The leg was a lie?
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Do you know how much time I spent
making mugs for you?
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I'm sorry, OK? I didn't think
it would get this far.
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I don't know about you
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but I'm suddenly feeling
very unsafe.
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Mm.
Three-course. You are spoiling me.
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Oh.
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Abacus,
before I surrender immediately
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for an easy death,
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do you think anything I said
I did before will actually work?
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I doubt it, Lloyd.
It was pretty far-fetched.
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But we believed it.
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Stop right there.
That is Lloyd, the spider slugger.
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Who?
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The hero fly known as
Lloyd, slugger of spiders.
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Yeah, I fought a spider
bigger than you.
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And it was terrifying,
for the spider.
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It's true. Then, he tied its legs
together with its own web.
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And flapped so hard
that he flipped it upside-down.
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Yeah, and then,
I grabbed it by the fangs
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and made it bite itself.
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No, you must be lying.
That's not possible.
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Where do you think I got this leg?
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And he removed all the legs
but only kept one
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because eight was too many
to carry.
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That's monstrous.
I don't believe you.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, how do you explain this?
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The spider slugger was commemorated
with a souvenir mug?
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Then it must be true. Oh, no.
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And don't come back.
This sofa's off limits.
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Unh. Well, we fought the spider.
Your heroes and your home are safe.
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Indeed.
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Our eyesight may be poor out here
but our hearing isn't.
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Oh, so, you heard?
Everything.
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Well, I'd better spread the word.
Average levels of doom restored.
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The myth of the spider slugger
has fallen.
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It was all a lie.
But the spider's gone.
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So, still counts, right? You know?
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Spider slugger.
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I suppose, but we don't want
this souvenir mug anymore.
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Or this souvenir leg.
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I'm sorry I lied.
We forgive you, Lloyd.
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So, how did you
lose your comic down
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the back of the washing machine?
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I said it doesn't matter, PB.
It was funny though, heh.
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Captions by Red Bee Media
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