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It is estimated
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that there are some ten quintillion
insects alive at any one time.
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But forget about them,
this is about me, Lloyd.
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I'm a fly.
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Hope you're hungry
cos I've got greasy crumbs.
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Uh...
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Oi, I was sitting there!
Uh, no, you weren't.
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If you were I'd be sitting on you.
I was going to sit there.
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There's an empty seat over there.
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That's not my seat,
this is my seat.
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One seat is the same as the other.
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If you don't give me my seat,
my big brother will fight you.
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Oh, no! You're big brother's
going to fight me over a seat?
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Any time, any place.
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Fine, any time, any place, whatever.
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What was all that about?
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So, Lloyd, I just spoke to Dotty
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and we've arranged
a time and a place,
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later today in the egg box.
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I can't wait!
I've never seen a real fight.
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What? PB, I don't want to fight
that little ladybird's brother.
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You said, "Any time, any place".
Yes, but only to get rid of her.
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I didn't mean it.
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Well, you have to now.
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I've already started work
on the posters.
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Hey, Lloyd,
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just heard you're fighting
Dotty's brother, Freckles.
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Ha, talk about a mis-match.
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Berry's right, a little ladybird
against a tough fly like me.
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It's nowhere near a fair fight.
So, just don't have the fight.
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And be known as the fly
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who's scared to fight
a little ladybird?
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So, have the fight.
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But then I'm the bully
who beat up a little ladybird.
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So, maybe have the fight
but let the ladybird win?
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Oh, that's just perfect, that is.
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Lloyd, the fly who was beaten up
by a little ladybird.
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So, what are you going to do?
Hm.
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Huh?
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Ah, I've got it.
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I'll simply make the fight
more fair, even the odds.
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I'll still win.
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How could I not
against a little ladybird,
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but I can do so
without accidentally causing injury.
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How?
I need to get myself
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as out of shape
and unprepared as possible.
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If it makes sense to you, Lloyd,
it makes sense to me.
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Thanks for this, Abacus.
To think, I nearly walked.
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It's very important
you don't exercise.
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We need to reduce your muscle mass.
Yeah, what have you got in mind?
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I've got a training regime
all worked out
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based on a combination of comics,
apps and snacks.
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What? So, my normal routine then,
but more? Perfect.
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I'm going to be fighting unfit
in no time.
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Page!
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Page!
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You're doing great, Lloyd.
Thanks, Abacus, Page!
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Page!
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Page. Page.
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Yes, I feel completely inadequate.
This training is really paying off.
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I'm so pleased.
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Now, let's see
how weak you've become.
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Even in my weakened state
I'm still too powerful!
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Maybe this is a bad idea.
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I don't want to hurt
the little ladybird.
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You could still call if off.
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Look, Lloyd, I made flags
for the crowd to wave.
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Crowd?
Yeah, the word's spread.
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You're going to have
a big audience.
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Everyone's really excited.
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Did you hear that?
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There's going to be a crowd
and flags.
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I can't pull out now,
I'm in too deep.
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They want to see a show!
Being weak won't be enough.
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What if you were also exhausted?
Yes! I'll just tire myself out.
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OK, arms worn out. What's next?
Legs.
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How's that?
Yeah, legs good and weary!
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What's next?
Wings. And flap.
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It's nearly time, Lloyd.
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Our last step
for peak unpreparedness
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is a too-full belly.
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Hm. I'm looking forward to it now.
I'm feeling a buzz.
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Lloyd, I was very disappointed
to hear you're having a fight,
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but good luck.
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Just remember
to float like a butterfly.
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And sting like a bee?
Oh, no, not like a bee.
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That would pull your bottom
inside out
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and you'd die
a long agonising death.
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Much better to sting like a wasp.
Oh, here comes your opponent.
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That's Dotty.
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No, I'm talking about her brother,
Freckles, the stag beetle.
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Freckles is a stag beetle?
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Mm-hm. Adopted I think.
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Lovely family.
Anyway, like I said, good luck!
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You'll probably need it.
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Oh, no.
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Erm...
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Help?
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You can do it, Lloyd.
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Wow, a real fight.
I hope Lloyd wins.
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Huh, I'll be amazed
if he even comes second.
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How are you feeling, Lloyd?
I'm absolutely terrified.
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I'm going to be beaten
to a squidgy pulp.
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Welcome, everyone.
Thanks for coming.
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It's time for the fight
you've all been waiting for!
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Yeah!
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In my right corner
it's Freckles K. Ladybird!
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It's not too late.
I can go find a towel, throw it in.
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I can't pull out now,
there's a crowd and cheering.
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And in my left corner
it's Lloyd Babe Fly!
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Go, Lloyd!
Lloyd.
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Maybe you're right? I can... Ah!
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On the sound of the bell,
the fight will begin.
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Ding, ding!
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Freckles is on the attack
but Lloyd's ready.
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Or is he?
Go, Freckles!
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Oh, that's got to hurt but Lloyd
is taking it like a champ.
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Oh, and now he's shaking him.
What a move!
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Going easy on me?
Yeah, do you mind?
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Not at all. But may I ask, why?
Who's going to win?
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It's Dotty, she's always
setting me up in fights.
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I hate fighting
but she gets a kick out of it
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so I just go through the motions.
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Interesting.
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So, just tap out
whenever you're ready, yeah?
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Go, Freckles!
Yeah!
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Go, Freckles!
Go, Freckles!
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Maybe this is it?
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Freckles has Lloyd down
for the count.
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You know what might stop your sister
setting you up for fights.
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What's that?
If you lost to a fly?
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Why isn't Lloyd fighting back?
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Against a stag beetle,
he's got no chance, PB.
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This was a terrible idea.
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I need to find a towel
and throw it in.
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Lloyd!
Lloyd!
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Oh, my!
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What a come back.
What implausible strength.
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Come on, Lloyd.
Go, Lloyd!
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Take that! And that, and that!
And that! Jab, jab, jab, jab!
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Jab and special move coming up.
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I hope you like the floor
'cause you're gonna eat it.
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No mercy from me.
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Tell your friends,
tell your enemies, tell your mums.
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You're no match for me!
You were here.
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This fight has more twists
than a dizzy centipede.
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We've never seen
anything like this.
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I'm amazed, and you should be too!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Hey, yeah! No way.
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Three, two, one, ding, ding, ding!
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Lloyd wins, yeah!
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Tuck in. Greasy crumbs
represent no hard feelings.
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I can't believe you won
against a stag beetle, Lloyd,
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in a real fight.
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Yeah, I can't believe
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you didn't tell me
Freckles was a stag beetle.
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I don't know what you don't know.
I can't believe you lost to a fly!
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Guess
my fighting days are numbered.
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Great fake fight, fellas.
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I was sad you won, Lloyd,
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but it was entertaining,
I'll give you that.
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Fake?
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Yes, of course it was a fake fight,
PB.
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If that was a real fight,
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you'd be picking up squishy pieces
of me right now.
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Freckles, why would you fake
a fight? You love fights.
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No, I don't!
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I only fight
because you love fights
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and keep setting me up in them.
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I don't love fights.
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I only set you up in them
because you love fights.
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Why do you think I love fights?
Because you always have fights.
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I only always have fights because
you keep setting me up in...
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Oh, I see the problem.
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The cycle of violence.
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You know, Abacus,
I learned a valuable lesson today.
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The best way to win a fight
is not to have one?
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No, I learnt that fights are fine
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as long as they're staged
for entertainment,
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I don't get hurt and I win. Ow.
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