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It is estimated that there are some
10 quintillion insects alive
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at any one time.
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But forget about them,
this is about me - Lloyd.
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I'm a fly.
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Hey!
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OK, just stay where I put you.
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It's a simple request.
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Uh! Why can't the maggots
just do what I ask?
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They can certainly be a handful.
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Aren't you? Yes, you...
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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Lloyd, amazing food! Come quick!
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What?! What?! Where?
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You can't just yell "amazing food"
and then skimp on the details, PB.
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Outside, near the toaster.
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One word...
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...peanut butter.
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No, never joke about
peanut butter, PB.
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Peanut butter is sacred.
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Biggo picks that stuff up
the moment it's dropped.
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I'm not kidding. There's a real-life
big blob of peanut butter.
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Everyone's going.
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Then let's go before it's gone.
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Ah!
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Yay!
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I can't go!
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I'm maggot-sitting
till Mum and Dad return.
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Then I'll go and bring some back.
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No, you'll just eat it
on the way back, PB.
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No matter how hard you try,
it will be impossible to resist.
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You can both go
and I'll maggot-sit.
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I don't mind. Oop!
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Listen to yourself, Abacus.
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This is peanut butter
we're talking here.
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We all deserve to go. All of us.
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That's all 224 ready to go.
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Perfect. Everyone stay with
their line partner.
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Peanut butter, here we come.
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Oh.
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Wait a minute.
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Hmm.
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The maggots cannot resist banana.
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Hmm. I can't blame them.
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Ooh.
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See?
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With a simple trail of banana,
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you can get the maggots
to go wherever you want.
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Well done, Lloyd.
Only 223 maggots to go.
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Do we have any more banana?
Well...
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Well, it worked in principle.
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We just need a non-edible way
to attract them.
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PB, this isn't working.
They're not following me.
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Oh, it worked in the book I read.
Maybe it's the melody. May I try?
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Abacus, that's amazing. Keep piping.
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That's no use, Abacus,
we need them awake.
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Abacus?!
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So much for that melody.
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Uh, you got a maggot on you.
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Uh!
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Bleh! I forget how sticky
their spit is.
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I got it.
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I give you maggotball -
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all held together by, wait for it,
maggot spit.
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Thank you. Smart or what?
Thank you very much.
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Oh, right.
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...22, 23, 24,
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25, 26, 27, 28...
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224.
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Finally! That's the hard bit over.
Let's roll.
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Right.
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Heave!
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Are you heaving?
I'm heaving.
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Are you heaving, Abacus?
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I'm leaving as hard as I can.
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But I could try and heave harder.
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Hey, guys, haven't you heard?
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There's a blob of peanut
butter near the toaster.
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Yes, we know.
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Mmm, so good.
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You should hurry. It's going fast.
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We'd get there faster with help.
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Oh, sorry. My hands are full.
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Mmm. See you later.
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I'm all out of heave, Lloyd.
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Oh!
Oof.
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Oh, cor, we need a better plan.
There's peanut butter at stake.
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Aha! Catapult.
Oh.
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That's it, Abacus.
Just jump as hard as you can.
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Ha! Ooh.
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Hmm. OK, plan B.
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...211, 212, 213,
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214, 215 216...
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Hello, Lloyd and PB.
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Hi, Molly.
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...217, 218...
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I don't know if you know,
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but there's a blob of peanut butter
near the toaster.
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We know. Bye, Molly.
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Hello, Lloyd and PB. Have you heard?
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Peanut butter, we know. Bye, Polly.
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Best hurry if you want some.
It's going fast.
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What's with the maggotball?
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Polly, the unconventional
methods by which Malcolm and Gina
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raise their maggots
is none of our business.
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I'm not judging, I'm just curious.
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Come on, faster. Stay focused.
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Oh, I can smell the peanut butter.
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This way.
THIS way.
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Oh!
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Have you heard? There's
a blob of peanut butter!
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We know!
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There's not much left, though.
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Uh! We know, we've got to hurry!
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Don't hurry. Steady, steady.
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Keep it straight. Steady.
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Stay away from the edge.
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Perfect. Now go, go, go!
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This way!
No, this way!
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No, this way!
Which way?
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This way!
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Look at it. It's there. Behold.
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Cast your eyes upon peanut butter.
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There's hardly any left.
So let's move!
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Oh, no!
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Stop!
Look out!
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Runaway maggotball!
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Oh, no!
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Oh!
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No, it's gone.
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No!
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My grandad just wanted one
last taste of peanut butter
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before he dies.
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I lost my tastebuds in
a terrible vinegar accident.
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There's only one flavour
I can still taste.
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Guess what it is. Go on, guess.
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Peanut butter was my Jerry's
favourite,
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and the taste brings back
memories of him.
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Oh, no.
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I mean, who was in charge
of that reckless maggotball?
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Because shame on them.
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If I find out whose
maggotball this is,
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I'm going to give them
a piece of my mind.
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Maggotball!
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My family!
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Maggotball!
Maggotball!
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It was him! Get back here!
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I have a piece of my mind
to give you!
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I've got you!
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Ah!
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Good work, Lloyd. You used...
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PB, do not say I used my head.
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Well done, Lloyd.
You used your head.
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Uh, thanks, Abacus.
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Lloyd, we were on our way home,
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and I thought I heard
your distinctive scream.
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Oh! Hey, Dad.
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Mum.
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So, is that all 224 of our maggots
stuck together in a giant ball?
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Um...
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...yes.
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That is... brilliant!
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It's so practical.
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It'll make trips so much easier.
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Ha! Easier?
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Oh, did you hear? There's
a blob of peanut butter.
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We know!
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But it's all gone.
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Oh, good job we picked some up
for you earlier, then.
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Mmm. So good!
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Lloyd? You want some?
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Yes. Yes, please.
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Oh... actually...
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Oh, they deserve it more than me.
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I lost my appetite.
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Right, let's get youse all home.
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OK, so, we're getting me out
at home, then?
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Not here? No? Fine, fine.
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Abacus, you've not had any.
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Oh, no, thank you.
I don't like peanut butter.
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You don't like peanut butter?!
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You don't like peanut butter?
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You don't like peanut butter?!
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You don't like peanut butter?
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You don't like peanut butter?
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Mate... you don't like peanut butter?
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Um... no.
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