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It is estimated
that there are
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some 10 quintillion insects
alive at any one time.
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But forget about them.
This is about me, Lloyd.
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I'm a fly.
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I mean, what a twist.
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Who knew Arachnofly
had an identical twin brother?
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Nobody would have guessed that.
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I did.
He's a clone, not a twin, though.
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That's obvious.
That's ridiculous, PB.
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Burpy doesn't have
that sort of know-how.
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Hmm.
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Let's continue this tomorrow.
Without PB.
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What? Why without me?
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Lloyd, be fair.
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But PB is always muscling in
on what Abacus and I are doing.
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I only always "muscle in"
because Abacus is always here.
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Hmm, that's true.
You are always here, Abacus.
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No offence.
None taken, Mr. Lloyd.
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See, you even serve pita bread
with dinner just for Abacus.
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Well, how about you invite
a friend over for dinner too?
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And then you'll have someone
to talk to that isn't me and Abacus.
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Yes! Can I invite someone, please?
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Well, that's fair.
Abacus is always here.
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No offence.
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Great. I want...
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...Julie.
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Julie, Julie, Julie...
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Oh, she's that nice little
ladybird, right?
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No, Dad, that's Dotty. Julie is...
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A spider.
Oh, she's a spi...
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A spider? You want to invite
a spider to dinner?
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Have you lost your marbles?
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I want to invite a friend to dinner.
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Julie is a friend.
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Who is also a spider...
who eats flies.
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I mean...
But she doesn't eat friends.
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Uh, yet. Let's not push our luck,
thank you.
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Have I told you what I think
the big twist at the end is, hmm?
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I mean, maybe we can
push our luck a little bit.
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I suppose we could have her over.
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Tomorrow?
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Uh, gets it over with, I suppose.
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Yes!
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This is a bad idea.
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If I get eaten, PB,
Abacus will never forgive you.
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He's right. I won't.
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What if Abacus gets eaten?
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I assume he'll be here. No offence.
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Oh, no. Spiders don't eat wood lice.
We're too chewy.
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So don't worry if you're all eaten.
I'll tell everyone what happened.
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Who could have predicted
Arachnofly was...
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The clone all along.
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Of course he was.
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Otherwise, why else would they...
No more spoilers, PB!
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You want Julie
to come to dinner or not?
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Oh, fine.
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You could at least show
a bit of trust, though.
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I'm not going to invite a spider
to dinner without being prepared.
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She'll be offended.
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If she's offended, she's more likely
to want to eat him.
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And therefore, all the more reason
to be prepared.
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I think this is it.
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What, you think?
We can't get this wrong.
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Is it or isn't it?
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It is.
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OK, right.
Just let me do the talking.
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Julie, are you in?
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Ah, she must be out. Never mind.
We tried our best. Let's go.
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Hello, Lloyd.
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Ooh.
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Don't eat me!
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Lloyd!
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I mean... Thank you?
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What are you doing so far from home?
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We came to invite you
to dinner, tonight.
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But you're probably busy.
Bit short notice. So...
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Oh, how sweet.
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I don't get many dinner invitations.
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I suppose it is unusual
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for your dinner
to invite you to dinner.
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We're not the dinner!
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What about other spiders?
Don't they invite you?
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Oh, spiders aren't
really very social.
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Well, in that case, we'll be off.
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I want you to come, Julie. Please?
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And Lloyd does too.
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OK, yeah. Please come, Julie.
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We'd love to have you for dinner.
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I'd love to have you
for dinner, too.
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No, I mean, I'd love
to have dinner WITH you.
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Not have you FOR dinner.
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I mean, I WOULD love
to have you for dinner.
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I mean, have you COME for dinner
with me at mine another time.
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But for dinner, not FOR dinner.
I mean...
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What you said, PB. Yes to that.
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OK, listen.
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Right, not everybody is
as trusting of spiders as PB.
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So if we're really doing this,
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we need to try not to draw
unnecessary attention.
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Push!
Right leg down a bit.
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Other right leg.
Push!
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No, the other one.
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Oh, such a... lovely... home.
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It's Molly and Polly.
Quick, cover her up.
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Everything alright, Lloyd?
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Never better, Molly. Polly.
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Oh, phew. Get her in, quick.
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You must be Mr Fly.
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It's very nice to meet you.
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Uh...
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And Mrs Fly. I'm Julie.
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Oh.
I brought dessert.
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Oh, it's a... big, long leg.
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Had a row with a daddy long-legs.
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He'll grow another one.
Wow.
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I can't wait for dessert.
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Dinner is this way, Julie.
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Very nice to meet you too, Julie.
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OK, so remember our escape routes.
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If she goes rogue,
we make for the door.
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If that's blocked, window.
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If that's blocked,
we burrow through the walls. Clear?
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She's our friend and guest.
We don't need escape routes.
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Better safe than sorry, PB.
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Sorry, I froze up.
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I don't know what to say
to a spider, Lloyd. I'm so nervous.
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Way ahead of you. I've written out
some spider conversation starters.
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Oh.
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Ooh, what a lovely kitchen.
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Mmm, something smells good.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Dinner time.
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Do you like fruit flies, Julie?
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I love fruit flies,
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though I was never
expecting you to be serving...
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Oh, a fly made out of fruit.
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I get it. How thoughtful.
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Oh, it's... It's the closest we had.
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My uncle met a spider once.
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He had such a bad sense of direction
he flew straight into a web
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and got...
Mum.
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...out of it just fine.
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Before passing away
in an entirely unrelated incident.
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Ooh!
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Dad, start a conversation.
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When... when did you last eat a fly?
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Dad!
Sorry.
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On... on average,
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how many flies do you eat?
Dad.
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Julie, have you ever eaten a friend?
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Dad!
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Lloyd wrote it.
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It's a reasonable question.
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Uh...
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You don't have to answer, Julie.
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No, it's OK. I understand.
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I'd never eat a friend.
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And you are my friends.
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You're all safe. Promise.
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Julie, you've not eaten anything.
Don't you like it?
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Well, I can't really eat fruit.
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Well, then let's get straight
to pudding before you get hungry.
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Can I try some?
No!
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You always say
I should try new foods.
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Well, that is good advice.
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Usually I'm a strict carnivore,
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but maybe I should try
some authentic fly cuisine.
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Can't see the harm.
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Would it help
if I made a buzzing noise?
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Buzz. Buzz.
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Oh, but it's just the head.
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Sorry.
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Julie?
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Are you alright?
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I knew we couldn't trust her!
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No! Julie!
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Just needed to take the taste away.
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Is everything alright?
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We had bloodcurdling screams,
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so we thought
we'd pop our heads round.
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Spider!
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She's ripped Lloyd's
surprisingly long leg off!
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And eaten most of PB.
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Get away, you beast!
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No!
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Wait, stop! I'm fine!
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Julie isn't eating me.
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She's not eating any of us.
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And she's had plenty of
opportunity to.
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You know what? PB was right.
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Julie's not a monster.
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Julie is our friend.
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And she does not eat friends.
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Or friends of friends.
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This was so much fun.
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Next time you could come
to mine for dinner.
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Yes.
Maybe.
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No!
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OK, how about just Abacus and I
come with you, PB?
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As long as we're not,
you know, muscling in.
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Bye, Julie.
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Bye.
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What... Wait,
you did mean for dinner,
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not FOR dinner, right?
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Uh...
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