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It is estimated that there are
some 10 quintillion insects alive
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at any one time.
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But forget about them.
This is about ME - Lloyd!
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I'm a fly!
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Oof!
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Dare you enter the dark realm
of Back Of So Far,
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the gruesome ghost tour that'll
scare your antennae straight!
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I dare! I dare!
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Does it say how gruesome?
Are there dead things?
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Sounds too scary for me.
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I don't want straight antennae.
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I like my kinks.
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Don't worry, Abacus.
This doesn't look remotely scary.
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You're just saying that
because you're too scared to go.
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Don't be silly, BP.
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Nothing scares me.
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That's not true!
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You're scared of the dark.
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I like to see what I'm doing.
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That's not fear.
It's just practical.
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Spiders.
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Spiders eat flies.
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Avoiding them is rational
common sense, not fear.
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Ghosts!
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Everyone is scared of ghosts.
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That's true.
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I'm terrified of them.
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There's no such thing as ghosts.
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I'm not scared of things
that aren't real. Aah!
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Don't be so sure, Lloyd.
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The world is strange and unknowable.
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Maybe ghosts are real.
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Maybe they're not.
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But maybe...
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...they are!
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Huh!
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It's OK to be scared, Lloyd.
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I'm not! OK, fine.
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Let's go to this scary attraction,
right now.
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You'll see exactly
how not scared I am,
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and then I'll say, "Told you so."
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Where is Back Of So Far, anyway?
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Oh. OK.
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It doesn't look very scary.
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That's because it isn't.
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I'm not sure what you were expecting.
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Pretty dark in there.
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Will you be OK, Lloyd?
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Ugh! I told you,
I'm not scared of the dark.
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I just like being able to see.
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Ow!
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See?
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Oh, no-one here. Now what?
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Welcome to Back Of Sofa!
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Ha-ha!
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Only the brave may enter Back Of...
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I wasn't scared,
I was just startled.
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That was just a reflex.
...Sofa.
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Four for the tour, please.
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I want to see dead things.
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Take this to light your path
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and do not stray!
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Who knows what may find you
in the darkness!
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And return that before you leave.
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They get grumpy if we don't
have them home by bedtime.
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Come on, come on, let's go!
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Your tour begins yonder,
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in the Tunnel of Lost Souls!
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Wow! Lost souls!
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Off you pop, then.
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Hold on. I know how this works.
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If anyone else is about to jump out
and startle us,
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just get it over with now.
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OK.
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This way, if you dare.
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Which clearly you do.
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Don't worry, Abacus. Stick with me.
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There is nothing to be scared of.
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What was that?
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Listen to the mournful wails,
the grim lament!
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Oooh!
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Oh, my. There really are ghosts.
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They are not ghosts.
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They're... Ah!
Lost souls!
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Cool!
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Oh. Is that you holding my hand,
Lloyd?
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Well, yeah, I'm making sure
you don't get lost.
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Stay close, Abacus.
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Hurry! Do not dawdle!
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Lest your souls become lost too...
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Ahh!
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Wait.
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Ooh!
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Well, Lloyd, you shot right after
that tour guide.
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I'm not surprised.
This place is terrifying.
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I wasn't scared.
I was just sticking to the tour.
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Like we're meant to.
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Step forward and behold...
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...the portal of distortion!
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Oooh!
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Oooh!
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Ooh!
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Sure. Let's see what's next
on this totally not scary ghost tour.
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Actually, I've had enough
of not being scared.
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Let's head back.
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It's OK, Lloyd.
It's just a bendy mirror.
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Yes, I know it's a mirror
and not a monster, Abacus.
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Not a mirror.
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A portal of distorrrrtion!
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Let me have a go!
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Gaze too long upon
the portal of distortion
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and stay that way forever!
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Brilliant.
I'm going to try for taller.
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Beware.
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Our tour nears its end.
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The terrifying Tomb of Zofar
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lies beyond.
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Those of a nervous disposition
should turn back now.
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I'm not nervous.
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I told you. Nothing scares me.
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Turn back!
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Who said that?
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Turn back!
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Turn back! Turn back!
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Whoa!
Turn back!
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Oooh!
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Turn back!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Turn back!
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Oop! Did you see that?
Oh.
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You have disturbed the guardians
of the Tomb of Zofar.
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The tomb beckons,
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but dare you continue?
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Come on, Lloyd.
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You have to admit THAT was scary.
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For you, maybe. Not me.
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I merely grabbed Abacus
for his protection.
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Where is Abacus?
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Abacus? He's gone. Where is he?
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If he has strayed from the path,
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we are not liable for what fate
may befall him!
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Hey.
Abacus! Where are you? Abacus?
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Abacus?
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Abacus!
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We're coming, Abacus!
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Lloyd, wait!
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Do you have
any spare glow worm lava?
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Sure we do.
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Not here, though. Back at the start.
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Who's holding my hand?
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I think that's me. Do you mind?
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No.
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Abacus?
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Abacus?!
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Ah! Abacus?
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It's OK.
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I'm not scared.
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Nothing scares me.
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Huh! Huh!
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Both of you? No!
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Come on. Wake up. Tickle. Tickle.
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Oof!
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AHHHHHHH!
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Ahhh!
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Ahhhhh!
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Lloyd!
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Abacus! No! Abacus!
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He's died and his soul has been lost!
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Ahhh!
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You OK, Lloyd?
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Abacus?
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Yeah. Look.
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I followed that ghost woodlouse
and found all these moulted skins.
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Moulted skins...
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Yeah.
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I think this is one of mine
from a few moults back.
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Don't I look young?
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Yeah. Yes, well, I knew that,
because there's...
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There's no such thing as ghosts.
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This is amazing.
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Is this the Tomb of Zofar?
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Oh, no. This is our ghost storeroom.
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You're not meant to see this.
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And now you've ruined
the whole illusion.
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Ruined it!
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What is the Tomb of Zofar, then?
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The gift shop.
THIS should be the tomb.
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Oh, no. Too scary.
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We like our customers to return.
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So, can I interest anyone in
a 5% discount on their next visit?
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Well, that was a waste of time.
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I told you so.
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Nothing scared me.
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Except for the dark.
And the ghosts.
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And when you thought
you'd lost Abacus.
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That was nice.
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No, I wasn't scared, PB.
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I was concerned.
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It's very different.
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Uh, look me in the eye
and tell me that.
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Oh! For the last time, I wasn't...
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Ahhhhh! Ahhhh!
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Ahhhhh!
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They said I could keep it if I don't
tell how they do the ghosts.
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Captions by Red Bee Media
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Broadcasting Corporation
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