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It is estimated that there are some
10 quintillion insects alive
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at any one time.
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But forget about them,
this is about me Lloyd.
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I'm a fly.
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And lo, the Great Tidying
shall begin.
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And all will be swept away
in a vortex of doom!
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Oh, an actual doomsayer,
a sayer of doom.
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I completely misunderstood what you
were bringing us to see, Cornea.
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What did you think I meant?
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A band. This is much better.
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You can remove your earplugs
now, Abacus.
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Pardon?
Doom!
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Behold the hoops that fell
from the sky,
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portent of disaster.
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The Great Tidying is at hand.
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The Great Tidying.
Isn't that how Grandad died?
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Relax, PB. The Great Tidying is
a myth, like fly-eating plants.
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Grandad died a natural death -
eaten by a big spider.
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Or was that Grandma?
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Oh, the Great Tidying is
very real, Lloyd.
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It comes in many forms.
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You could be swept, sucked,
wiped, sprayed,
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but the results are always the same.
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Death.
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Probably. And then maybe
an afterlife. Who knows?
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Well, you won't catch me dying in
some apocalyptic cleaning incident.
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The Great Tidying, it's real.
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I mean, it's real!
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Aarggh!
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I'm too young!
I've got so much to live for!
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Ah! Uh?
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Lloyd, you're alive.
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What happened?
It was the Great Tidying.
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What?! Does this look tidy to you?
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If that really was the Great
Tidying, then we'd all be...
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Dead. We're all dead. Dead!
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I don't feel dead.
Well, you are.
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Don't you see? The clouds,
the quiet, the endless void?
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THIS is the afterlife.
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This dull, dusty place? No way.
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This is not the afterlife
and I am not dead.
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I refuse. I have too much potential
to be dead so soon.
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No, there must be
some other explanation.
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Just gotta think.
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Mm!
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It's sugar-free.
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What sort of afterlife would
punish me with sugar-free hoops?
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Ow! Ow!
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Lloyd, are you OK?
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More than OK, that hurt.
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Why would you feel pain
in the afterlife?
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There'd be no point.
Uh, what does that prove?
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Oh, Cornea, you tell 'em.
We can't be dead if...
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Uh, where's Cornea?
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Whew, that was a close one.
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Thank nectar for grippy toes,
right, friends?
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Oh, no.
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So, what do we know
about the afterlife?
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It comes after life.
It goes on forever.
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It's where you go when you die.
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Ah! Where WHO goes when they die?
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Everybody.
Exactly.
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If this is the afterlife,
where's everybody else?
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Ah!
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Can it be? After all this time?
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Ooh, it's so good to see
some new newly departed.
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Name's Bob.
Are you a ghost?
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Could be. I suppose
we all are in this place.
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We are?
And what place IS this?
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Of course! Where are my manners?
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Welcome, new friends,
to the afterlife.
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Oh, come on, I'll give you the tour.
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This is the kitchen.
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This is the bedroom.
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The living room.
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Games room.
Bathroom. Guest bathroom.
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We got a hot tub.
Fully equipped gym.
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Ooh, you haven't met my best buddy.
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Gummy. Say hello, Gummy.
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Does Bob remind you of someone?
I hope not.
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We need to get out of
wherever this is
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before we end up like
whatever this is.
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Oh, good one, Gummy!
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Oh, my, sorry about the language.
He's not used to company.
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Nobody gets out of the afterlife.
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This is not the afterlife.
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No matter what you or Mr Best
Buddies With a Gummy here says.
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Now, where's the way out?
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Oh, so full of hope and life.
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You remind me of me Malcolm.
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Malcolm?
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My son.
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I remember screaming his name
as the Great Tidying sucked me away.
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Malcolm! Malcolm!
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You died in the Great Tidying?
And your son's name's Malcolm?
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Hey, like your dad. He does look
a little like Mr Lloyd.
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But that means your...
Grandad.
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My Malcolm had maggots of his own?
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I'm a grandaddy, Gummy.
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Oh, no, Lloyd.
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If he's your grandad
and your grandad is dead...
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Then this really IS the afterlife.
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No!
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I've gone too soon!
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All my potential wasted!
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All the great things...
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What a waste. What a travesty.
What a...
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Wow, the afterlife is small and dull
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with nothing to eat
but sugar-free. hoops.
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I'm too young.
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Why couldn't I have died when I was
old and grey like Grandad Bob?
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I know how you feel, young scamp.
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I was a strapping young father
of 400 when I died.
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Prime of me life.
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You're older now than when you died?
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Oh, yes.
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We can't all hold on to our
youthful good looks like Gummy here.
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That's it.
Only the living can get older.
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That's what living is.
So Grandad CAN'T be dead.
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So WE can't be dead.
So this CAN'T be the afterlife.
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That was really good deduction.
Who wants to give me a high five?
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Yes, please.
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Ooh!
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But if this isn't the afterlife,
then where are we?
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Oh, no.
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I've heard of the devastation
these things reek,
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but I never thought
I'd witness it myself.
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Lloyd! PB! Abacus!
Are you alive in there?
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It feels so good to be alive again.
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You were never dead.
And we're still trapped.
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We need to find a way
out of this dusty place.
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Lloyd, look, up there.
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Well done, Abacus.
Looks like a way out.
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Leave it to me. I'll go and...
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Bleugh!
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Hey!
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Ow!
You can't leave.
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You've only just got here.
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You should stay a little longer,
or forever.
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DOOM!
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I'd know that cry of doom
anywhere.
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Grandad, what are you doing?
What is this?
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It's family time. It's just been
me and Gum-Gum for so long.
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And, honestly, his jokes
are getting as old as me.
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But now, now I have grandkids
to spend time with.
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Oh, I can tell you what things
were like back in my day.
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That's what grandads do, isn't it?
Where shall I start?
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Oh, yes, back in my day...
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Oh, Grandad.
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Listen, Grandad or not,
I'm not wasting my life here.
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This is our chance. Come on.
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Only one thing for it.
I know what I must do.
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And it's not going to be pleasant.
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It's too horrible. I can't look!
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Is it over yet?
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Oh... so... very... bland.
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I can't eat any more.
You can doom it!
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Finally.
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Now let's get back to life
before we wake the dead.
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Can you hear me?!
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Are you alive?!
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This is Cornea, by the way.
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Do you hear that?
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Huh!
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Lloyd? You're not dead...
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Oh, hi, Cornea. I can't hear you.
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But don't worry, I've got
everything under control.
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I'm going to fly up
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into the thingy under
the thingy where I will...
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What's that, Lloyd? You want me
to go up and do what with what?
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...and once I've found a safe route
through the thingy, I'm going to...
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Why am I even telling you?
I'm just going to go get on with it.
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I should get on with it. OK.
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Oh!
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Gummy! You ate them!
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Not again!
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Must follow the light.
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Ooh!
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Is it real? I forgot
how big it all is.
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And we can go there,
Grandad, together.
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We sure can.
I've got it all worked out.
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Do as I say, and I'll have us
out of here in no time.
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Oof!
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I don't know what Lloyd
wants me to do
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but maybe I'll know when I see it.
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Looks like an open dustbin.
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Open dustbin. Of course.
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Good thinking, Lloyd.
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Uh, OK. Plan B,
get this hoop off my head.
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OK, on the count of three.
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One...
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...two...
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...three.
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Brilliant plan, Lloyd.
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Ah, feels like I've missed a step,
but it worked.
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Come on, Grandad. We have an
emotional family reunion to attend.
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That's not me, Dad.
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He's not?
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But his son's called Malcolm.
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And he died in the Great Tiding.
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That was Grandma. And everyone has
a son called Malcolm.
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You try coming up with hundreds
of different names for maggots.
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Why do you think we started
using letters?
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Oh.
Oh.
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Bye, Bob!
Sorry we're not your grandkids!
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Have a nice life!
Don't you worry.
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As someone who's spent
most of their life dead,
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I think you'll be a real boon
to the doomsaying industry.
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Now, how are you at saying "Doom"?!
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Lloyd, you've got your whole
life ahead of you... again.
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What will you do with it?
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You're right, Abacus, I cannot
waste this second chance.
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I must live my best life.
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But where will you start?
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I'm gonna eat something sugary
and read a comic.
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