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It is estimated that there are some
10 quintillion insects alive
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at any one time.
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But forget about them.
This is about me - Lloyd.
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I'm a fly.
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Is it your wing? Your thorax?
Your other wing?
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Tell me.
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My stomach. Argh, it hurts!
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But, no, I must ignore it.
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I can't possibly miss
Cornea's dinner party.
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Such a shame.
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Now, who wants a cake crumb?
They're chocolate.
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Not for me, thank you.
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Yes, please.
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He's good! It's a miracle.
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Uh, I mean, ow, my poor stomach.
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He was faking it.
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He just wanted to get out of
going to Cornea's.
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Lloyd. Really?
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Why would you turn down a free meal?
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Because it's being made by Cornea.
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Her food is terrible.
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Do you know
she combines ingredients?
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Who does that?
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I know her culinary choices
are... unique,
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but maybe this time
she'll surprise you.
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Yoo-hoo!
Ahh! Cornea!
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Just out foraging for ingredients.
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Thought I'd stop by and check
we're still okay for dinner later.
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Oh, yes. Lloyd was just saying
how lucky the children were
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that you're making
a special dinner for them.
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The invitation was
for all of you, Gena.
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I do hope you can come too.
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Oh, no, we couldn't possibly.
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I mean, uh... the maggots.
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Just ask Polly and Molly
to maggot-sit.
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Well, it's such short notice.
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I'm not sure Molly and Polly
can do it.
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I heard my name. Do you need
a maggot-sitter?
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We'll maggot-sit for you.
No problem whatsoever.
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Well, then, I guess we're all lucky,
aren't we?
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Sit. Sit.
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I've been preparing this all day.
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I do hope you love it.
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This looks... solid.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Well, normally I'm smoothies
all the way, but I know some insects
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like to chew their food,
so... special treat -
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sardine and cornflake canapes!
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Oh! Mmm.
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How do you get them so dense?
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I leave them on a hot light bulb
until they're fully fused
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and moisture free.
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They're very filling.
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Not too filling, I hope.
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The main course is still to come.
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Main course?
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Oh, no. I dropped my food.
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Abacus, help me pick it up.
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Um...
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I've had an idea.
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We'll just pretend to eat Cornea's
food, but really, we'll hide it.
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Isn't that a bit rude?
She's gone to all this trouble.
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It's only rude if she finds out.
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Follow my lead.
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Ooh, look over there.
Huh?
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Hear how doom shall reign
from abo...
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Look over there.
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Oh.
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Oh, food.
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Ow!
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How are you enjoying your starters?
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It was delicious, thank you, Cornea.
Ah!
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Oh, but it looks like
you've barely touched it.
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Ah. I mean, it LOOKS so delicious,
I was admiring it before eating.
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Heh.
Oh, how wonderful.
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Oh.
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Oh. Mm-mm. Yeah.
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Malcolm has the right idea.
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Eat up. The main course
is almost ready.
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Oh, no. I've done it again.
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Oh, no. Me too.
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Lloyd, are you trying to hide
your food?
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Uh...
Huh?
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Why didn't I think of that?
Psst! Under there.
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Hmm. Hmm?
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Mm. Oh.
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Oh! Mm.
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Mm...
All finished? Oh, splendid.
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Here we are.
Fungus and cabbage smoothie...
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Oh.
...with a coffee foam.
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Ooh.
Tasty.
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Coffee foam?
Delicious.
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It's a new recipe.
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Extra fungal.
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I... Cornea, um...
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I'm so sorry to say this,
but the thing is...
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Mmm?
...is... is the food is...
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...is...
Delicious.
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The food's delicious
but could we have some...
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Pepper.
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Pepper?
Yes! Pepper.
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Because Lloyd loves pepper
with his smoothie.
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He does?
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I do.
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Yes, absolutely.
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Let me see what I can find.
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Uh...
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Is it black pepper you want, Lloyd?
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Uh, yeah.
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Unless you have
a harder-to-find colour.
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I'll check.
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Uh... Oh... Uh...
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Uh... Uh...
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Bleah.
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Ow.
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Bl... Oh.
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Uh...
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Um...
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Perfect.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop.
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That's too much.
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Ah! RED pepper!
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Oh, that was quick.
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Didn't you want the pepper
for your smoothie?
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Yes. No. I mean...
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He means he loves eating pepper
after a smoothie. Don't you, Lloyd?
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Uh... Thanks, Abacus.
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Yes, I love spicy, eye-watering
pepper after a smoothie. Weirdly.
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What's that?
Hmm?
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Ow!
Mmm. Delicious.
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I think we did it, Lloyd.
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And we managed not to be rude.
Hyah!
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Ooh. Ah!
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Huh?
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Those look like my canapes.
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And that looks like the smoothie
I just served you.
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Cornea, this is not
what it looks like.
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It looks like you hid
all the food I made for you.
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It is hard to dispute.
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Hmm...
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OK.
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Oh...
Um...
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We're sorry we didn't want to eat
your food, Cornea.
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We just didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
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Oh, it's not that.
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It's the lying about it that hurt.
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It's OK if you don't like my food.
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I know my cooking
isn't for everyone.
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At least you tried it.
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Um...
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Hmm.
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You did try it, right?
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I did.
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Wasn't that bad.
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OK. Hiding the food was my idea.
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Let me make it up, literally.
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I'll remake your smoothie,
and we can do this dinner properly.
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We'll help.
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And I'll clean our mess.
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I didn't do anything wrong, so I'll
just stay here, keep you company.
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That is so sweet.
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So, how do we make the smoothie?
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No idea, but how hard can it be?
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We just put the ingredients
in that blender and mix it all up.
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Sounds simple.
Now, which ingredients?
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Hmm.
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If there wasn't a wall in the way,
I'd see our house from here.
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Cornea, uh, the funny sprout curry?
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Oh, the fungus and cabbage smoothie
with coffee foam?
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Yeah, that's what I said. Thank you!
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Ah. Fungus.
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Do you know what you're doing,
Lloyd?
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Of course I do.
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She did say it was extra fungal.
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She did indeed.
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I guess this is fungus-infused.
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I think this is coffee.
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Let's see.
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No, that's cocoa.
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Hold on!
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Yeah, definitely cocoa.
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No, we need coffee.
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Is this cabbage?
I met a cabbage moth once.
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She was this colour.
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Sound logic. In it goes.
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Ugh, this smells like Dad's breath
in the morning.
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Ugh!
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Yeah, definitely coffee.
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I don't know how
Dad eats that stuff.
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Wait! We forgot the foam.
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Ah, no. How do we make foam?
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Hmm. Soup.
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Good thinking, Abacus.
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Crank it.
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Um...
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Whoooaaaa!
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Dinner is served!
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Again.
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Hmm.
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It smells...
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It's got a smell.
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Well, tuck in.
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Oh, I wish I could, but I'm afraid
I'm not very hungry.
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I ate the first dinner, you see.
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Me too.
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Well, then. Bon appetit.
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Urgh.
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Oh, my.
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Was what I made really that bad?
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Oh. That's...
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Oh, how can I put it? Oh.
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Eugh! Yuck.
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Lloyd, that's... ugh, that's awful.
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Cornea's was nowhere near
as bad as that.
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I don't know what you mean.
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It's - ugh! - yummy.
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Right, Abacus?
Hurk!
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Well, there's still dessert
if anyone's hungry.
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Chocolate cake crumbs.
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Oh!
Ohh-hoo!
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With mayonnaise.
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Eh, worth a try, I suppose.
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