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It is estimated that there
are some 10 quintillion insects
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alive at any one time.
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But forget about them.
This is about ME - Lloyd!
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I'm a fly!
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Oof!
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Would you rather sniff the armpits
of a weightlifting spider
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or a centipede who's been for a jog?
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Centipede, obviously.
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But a centipede has 100 stinky pits.
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Technically, between 30 and 350,
depending on species.
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A spider only has eight.
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But a spider would devour me
before I smelt a single one.
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What?!
Spiders don't eat flies.
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Don't be daft. Of course they do.
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Spiders are fly-eating monsters, PB.
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What?! No!
You're just a scaredy-bug.
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Wh... No, I'm the right amount
of scared. YOU'RE not scared ENOUGH.
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I have to fix this.
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Come on. I'm going to show you
the true nature of spiders.
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Yes!
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Help! Help! I am trapped in a web.
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Why is Abacus being the fly
when you ARE a fly.
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She's right.
I don't feel very convincing.
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Well, he can't be the scary spider.
That requires my vivid portrayal.
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But, fine, if it helps
with the realism, you can be the fly.
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But no messing about.
This is not a game.
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Ah!
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Who should I play?
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Ooh! Ooh, ooh! You can be the remains
of my last victim.
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Agh!
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Oh, no. I am in a web.
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I'm gonna bite your head off
and tear you limb from limb
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and chew your innards!
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Sorry. Right. Serious.
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What's your favourite colour?
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If you're not going to take
this seriously, PB, then I will.
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Abacus.
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Abacus?
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Agh!
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Sorry, Lloyd. Lost in the part.
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What is it?
I need you to call in a favour.
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I took a big risk getting this,
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so, don't tell no-one
you got it from me.
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OK? We're even now.
I don't owe you. You don't owe me.
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Give Mum my love.
See you next week.
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Thanks, Anode.
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That's Anode.
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I didn't want to
have to show you this, PB,
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but it's for your own good.
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You need to see what happens
when you mess with a spider.
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I hope you have a strong stomach.
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Yes! Yes! Let me see! Let me see!
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Eugh! Ugh! Eugh!
Ugh! Eugh! Ugh!
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Eugh!
Ugh!
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Eugh! Don't touch the corpse!
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This is a fake fly.
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And not a very good one.
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Yeah, well, if I'd known
you were going to go touching it,
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I'd have spent more time
on the detail.
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The eyes are quite good.
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Thank you, Abacus. I thought so too.
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Well, spiders obviously don't eat
flies if you have to fake it.
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Well, I wasn't going to show you
an actual dead body, PB.
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How irresponsible do you think I am?
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Right, there's only one thing for it.
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If you were to learn
the true danger of spiders,
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I'm going to have to introduce you
to a real one.
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A real, live spider's web!
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REALLY real this time?
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REALLY real.
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The lair of a killer.
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The final...
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Get back here!
I can hardly see it from here!
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It's too dangerous!
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To touch a web means death,
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a one-way trip to a spider's stomach.
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Abacus, show her.
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What?
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Run over and shake the web.
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The spider will think they've caught
a fly and come out to attack.
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Um...
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You'll be fine.
Spiders don't need wood lice.
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I don't think.
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We ARE very chewy.
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Agh!
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I don't see anything.
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Did you even touch it?
Spider!
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A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-gh!
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Sorry. False alarm.
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Oh, no, Abacus!
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Oh, he'll be fine.
He's fallen from that high before.
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This isn't working.
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We need somewhere
we can lure a spider,
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a trap from which there is no escape.
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If it didn't convince ME, Lloyd,
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I'm not sure
how it will convince a spider.
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No, no, no. Wrong, wrong.
Doesn't matter.
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Once the spider's close enough to see
Floyd's a fake, it'll be too late.
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Floyd?
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Fake Lloyd.
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The trap is set.
Now we settle down and wait.
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You're in terrible danger,
little fly!
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I'm coming, little fly.
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An actual, really real spider!
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Have you ever seen anything
so utterly terrifying?
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Don't be afraid, little fly.
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Ohh!
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Oh, oh, look at that!
Straight in for the kill!
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Agh!
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Did you see that?!
Bit Floyd's head clean off!
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See, PB? Spiders are...
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Where's PB?
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She's with the spider.
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What? She's with the spider?!
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Is it eating her?! Oh, I can't look.
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I think...
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...they're chatting.
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When did you web come up?
Ooh, how sharp are your fangs?
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How many legs do you have?
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How long does it take you
to wash them? Are you gonna eat me?
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Why, aren't you curious?
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If you come a bit closer,
I can show you.
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Oh! Typical spider playing with
its food! I have to do something!
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Um... OK.
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My big brother made that.
You have a big brother?
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How big?
That big.
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He made it to look like himself.
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Ohh...
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Impressive.
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I'm not sure this is a good idea.
This is a great idea, Abacus.
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Just slide down, grab PB,
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make a banked turn around the plug,
slide back, then we escape.
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Simple. Ready?
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Nope.
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OK!
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Agh!
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That's Abacus -
Lloyd's best and only friend.
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Abacus!
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Oh! No!
Now I've got to rescue him too!
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Don't you dare eat my sister!
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She wasn't eating me!
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Why can't you stand being wrong?
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Abacus! Are you OK?
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Yes. But I can't get out.
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Let me go!
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I was making friends!
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I didn't even learn her name.
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It's Julie.
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Argh!
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You're in big trouble now.
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Down here, PB! Before you get eaten!
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Lloyd, she's not going to eat...
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I've got you!
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PB!
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Give her back! You monster!
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O-h-h-h-h-h!
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Oh, no! PB!
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She's gonna be eaten!
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Or drowned!
Or both!
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A way out.
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I'm coming, PB!
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My wings are all gloopy
with plug slime. We'll have to climb.
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Oh!
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Whoa!
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Agh!
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Agh.
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This is all my fault.
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I wanted PB to know that spiders
were dangerous, but not like this.
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She's probably already been devoured.
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Or drowned.
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And it's only a matter of time
before Biggo removes the plug
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and then it's our turn.
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What's this sticky thread?
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A-a-a-a-gh!
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Abacus!
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Come to Julie!
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You!
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So, PB wasn't enough for you
and you came back for more!
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Well, joke's on you
because Abacus is SUPER CHEWY!
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Your turn!
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Yeah, Spider,
how thick do you think I am?
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Take your web
and stuff it back up your...
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Lloyd, just grab the web! I'm fine!
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PB? You're... alive!
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Julie saved me.
She knew bath time was coming,
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so, grabbed me, hid on rubber duck,
rode it until the water stopped,
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got totally soaked, nearly drowned,
became best friends, really fun,
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then we snuck up the plug chain
and now here we are to rescue YOU!
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Best hurry.
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Biggo's toes are looking wrinkly.
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I can't trust a spider, PB.
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What if she's saving you for later?
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Or using you to get
to a more substantial meal - me?!
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She seems very friendly, Lloyd.
I like her.
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Quick! Biggo's going for the plug.
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Water incoming!
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Oh!
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If she eats us,
I'm never talking to you agai...
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Agh!
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So... spiders DON'T eat flies?
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Don't be daft, Lloyd.
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Of course they do.
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But only when I'm hungry.
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And I'd never eat a friend.
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See? We're all friends now.
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Spiders like Julie
can last for months between meals.
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Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
Uh... When did you last eat?
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Oh... No more than a month.
Two at the most.
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Why?
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Oh! I'm so sorry!
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Ooh! Maybe it was three.
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Or four.
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Um... OK. Can we go now, please?
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Right now?
Good idea.
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I'd hate to spoil
our new friendship.
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Bye, Julie!
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You should come visit sometime!
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AFTER you've eaten.
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Julie's so cool!
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Do you know
she can inject digestive juices
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that liquefy your insides
for easier eating?
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And that her web
comes out of her bum?
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No, no, no.
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Ow!
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Where did you think it came from?
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Ow!
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Her wrists!
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