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It is estimated that there
are some 10 quintillion insects
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alive at any one time.
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But forget about them.
This is about ME - Lloyd!
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I'm a fly!
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Oof!
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What is it?
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I have no idea.
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It was just sitting here
when I came in.
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Is it... dangerous?
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No idea.
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It doesn't look dangerous.
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You should poke it and see.
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What? YOU poke it.
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Your arms are longer,
so, you can stay a safer distance.
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It's so adorable!
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Yeah, it is kind of cute.
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Oh, no, not another one.
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Gena!
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Oh, dear.
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You know what this is?
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Oh, it's a hardy tardy.
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We don't know where they come from
or what they are,
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they just turn up now and then
and make themselves at home.
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Can we keep it?! Can we keep it?!
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It can stay in my room!
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No, PB, I found it.
It will stay in my room.
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I will look after it.
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We don't think that's a good idea.
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Oh, great.
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So, now you don't think I can
look after a single living creature.
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That's not it.
It's easier to show you.
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Those are all hardy tardies?
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What happened to them?
We don't know.
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Every one was well looked-after
by one of your older siblings,
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but they just died.
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Never took long.
Never worked out why.
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But it happened every time.
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We just don't want you two
going through the same ordeal.
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So, what you are saying
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is my brothers and sisters
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were all rubbish
at looking after hardy tardies.
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Uh... That's really not what I...
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Well, I won't be!
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And this hardy tardy
will live a long and happy life!
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Well, don't say we didn't warn you.
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Huh?
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You will live here with me, Nut Bum.
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'Nut Bum'?!
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Yeah, it's got a bum
shaped like a nut.
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Haven't you, Nut Bum?
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Yes, you have, haven't you, Nut Bum?
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Yes, you have!
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Make yourself at home.
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Uh...
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Agh! Out we go!
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This is the outside, Nut Bum.
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You can do all your pees and poops
out here,
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hundreds and hundreds of them
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over a long and happy life.
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Nut Bum!
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Nut Bum?
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You know what?
If I'm going to keep you safe,
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we should start with some
important safety lessons.
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That is glass.
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You can't see it, but it IS there,
so, don't go running at it...
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...or you might get...
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Nut Bum!
Nah.
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I'm Graham.
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Nut Bum?
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Spiders.
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Never go near a...
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Nut Bum!
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Ugh! Chewy!
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Oh!
Ooh, juicy.
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Batteries or anything big,
cylindrical and horizontal.
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They look harmless, but...
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Nut Bum!
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Gaps in floorboards.
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Nut Bum!
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Squeak if you're OK!
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That's enough safety lessons
for today. It's too dangerous.
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Much safer in here.
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Dad!
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Mum, Dad just sat on Nut Bum!
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I heard.
Honestly, your father...
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You'd think he'd have more awareness
of a little...
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Hey.
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Oh.
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Unbelievable!
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It's hard enough keeping Nut Bum safe
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without Dad sitting on Nut Bum
and you trying to mash...
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PB!
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What?
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Oh! I thought it was a bit of apple!
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It's no wonder
all the other hardy tardies died.
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This place
is a hardy tardy deathtrap!
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Oh, don't be melodramatic.
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It'll take more than that
to see one off.
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Hardy tardies are a very tough.
That's why we call them hardy.
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Why do you call them tardy?
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Not sure.
That's just what Cornea called them.
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I must be vigilant. No harm
will come to Nut Bum under my watch.
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Ow!
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There! Here you go, Nut Bum.
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A safe little home where
no-one can sit on you, mash you
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or accidentally eat,
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no sharp corners,
all soft furnishings,
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you've got a wheel for exercise,
food bowl,
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the sofa folds out into a bed.
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Sticks a bit, but I can look at that.
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Goodnight, Nut Bum.
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We can write off today's missteps
and start again tomorrow.
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Ah!
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Rise and shine, Nut Bum!
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Today is the first day
of your long and happy life!
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Nut...
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...Bum?
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Every time.
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I don't understand.
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Aside from a few bumps,
I took good care of Nut Bum.
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I'm sorry, Lloyd.
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Tardies may be hardy, but they must
just have very short lifespans.
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There's nothing you could have done.
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I wrote a eulogy I could read,
if you like.
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Nut Bum, we will miss you.
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You may have been
just one among many,
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but to me you were the best.
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I'll never find
another friend like you.
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I won't forget
the twitch of your wings
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or the way you laughed
when I fell into the bath.
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Abacus, you've crossed MY name out
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and written 'Nut Bum'.
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Why do you have a eulogy
ready-written for ME?
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I'd be too upset to write one
AFTER your death.
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But what if I outlive you?
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Come on, Lloyd. Be serious.
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I outlived Nut Bum!
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Maybe I'll outlive everyone
I care about and die alone!
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I didn't mean THAT serious.
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It wasn't your fault, Lloyd.
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How would YOU know?
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Maybe it was. We have no idea
what happened. How could we?
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I know - we could dig Nut Bum up
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and perform an autopsy
to determine the cause of death.
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Will that cheer you up?
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No!
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It wouldn't help. We don't
know enough about hardy tardies
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for an autopsy to provide
definitive results anyhow.
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WE don't, but Cornea might.
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Mum said Cornea
called them 'hardy tardies',
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so, she knows more about them
than WE do at least.
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Tardies...
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Oh, yes! Tardigrades!
Adorable little things.
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You found one, have you?
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We did, but it died.
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Oh, my. How did you manage that?
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We didn't. It was alive
and then - pooh! - dead.
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Remarkable.
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I've never heard of a tardy
just dying.
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They're ever so hardy.
Almost impossible to kill.
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Not that I've tried.
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I just pop them back in
the water tank or somewhere soggy.
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Water tank?
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They do LOVE the water.
Stops them drying out.
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Oh, you must have noticed
how they dry out
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and turn into cute little beans.
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Pop them back into water
and they're right as rain.
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Nut Bum!
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Not staying for an onion smoothie?
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Sorry, Cornea, I think
we may have buried Nut Bum alive.
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Shall I...get the spade?
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I've got a better idea.
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What's going on? Why is there no...
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Now look what you've...
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Agh!
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Nut Bum is alive!
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The gardy tardies are all alive!
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Oh, it's so good to have you back,
Nut Bum.
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and all your hardy tardy friends!
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Ooh!
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Agh!
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Ooh!
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Agh!
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I can't live like this!
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Hey, I did pretty good.
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My hardy tardy was buried alive
for less time than any of the others.
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Weren't you, Nut Bum?
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Yes, you were.
Barely any time at all.
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You know we can't keep them.
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They'll just keep drying out.
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So, we just rehydrate them.
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And use up all the water?
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No, they need somewhere wet.
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NOT the water tank.
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Fine.
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Time to say goodbye, Nut Bum.
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But don't you worry -
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below us is an entire reservoir
of dribbled-down bin juice
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for you to live a long
and happy life.
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You enjoyed our time together
and you'll never forget me?
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Heh. Thank you, Nut Bum.
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Goodbye.
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I didn't know
you could speak tardigrade.
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I don't. Just guessing.
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But I'm going to assume
Nut Bum said that. For closure.
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Hey, Nut Bum!
You better not forget me either!
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And come visit!
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Do you wanna hear
the rest of my eulogy?
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Uh... No, thanks.
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Captions by Red Bee Media
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