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It is estimated that there
are some 10 quintillion insects
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alive at any one time.
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But forget about them.
This is about ME - Lloyd!
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I'm a fly!
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Oof!
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Uh...
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Hm.
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Hm!
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Um... What if I read this one
here now at the stall
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and take this one with me?
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Mate, if that's your plan,
don't tell me.
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He's got a point, Lloyd.
It's like stealing with your eyes.
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Are you sure this won't cover both?
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It's good apple. Dry and chewy.
Just like you like it.
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I've had enough apple.
Baked bits is what I want.
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There's a shortage right now.
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What I wouldn't trade
for a nice crumpet crumb.
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Yeah, well, I don't have any
baked bits. I live in an apple.
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Not my problem, mate. It's yours.
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Speaking of which - choose.
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Argh.
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Oh. Did I make the right choice,
Abacus?
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What if the other one
would make me happier?
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Or only 50% happy,
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and I need BOTH to be 100% happy?
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My dad says
total happiness isn't healthy.
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You need something to aim for.
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Well, I'm aiming
for enough baked crumbs
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to buy two comics, maybe three.
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Where am I going to find
baked crumbs, especially crumpet?
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That stuff gets dibbed
the moment it lands.
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Lloyd, look out!
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Ah! Crumbs!
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Focaccia? Bagel? Crumpet?!
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I'm loaded!
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Dibs! Dibs! Dibs! Dibs! Dibs! Dibs!
Dibs! Dibs! Dibs!
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Hmm...
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And...
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...dibs!
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Dibs.
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Oh, sorry, Abacus.
I dibsed all the rest.
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Don't be sorry, Lloyd.
I have a whole pita crumb to myself.
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Plain, stale, wholemeal -
my favourite. Mmm!
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Oi, No sitting around.
I've got a comic to get, remember?
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Can't decide. Should I eat it now
or save it for later?
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Eat it?
And waste a valuable crumb?
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No, eat this one, and trade THAT
for something that makes you happy.
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Now let's find out how much
more happiness I can trade for this!
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What about the crumbs?
They're in a neat pile.
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No-one's going to touch a neat pile.
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Pure crumpet!
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Lightly toasted.
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That's worth way more
than one measly comic.
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So, I can get this one as well?
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And this one. Oh, and this one.
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And this one I've not even heard of
before right now
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yet still desperately want.
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I've never had
this much of anything before
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except love and acceptance
from my family.
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And that's just the start!
With all of my...
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Huh? Hang on.
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I dibs you. And I dibs you.
And I dibs you.
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And I definitely dibs you.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Stop right there.
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I dibsed all these already.
All of them.
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He did. And I dibsed this one.
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Wow. So many incredible crumbs.
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Clearly, I can't leave
all my crumbs lying around
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or someone
will think they're fair dibs.
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But if someone else took them,
then wouldn't that make them happy?
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Well, yes, technically,
but then that will make me UNHAPPY.
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And I don't want that.
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PB, use these to get something
to carry the rest around in
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and keep whatever's left
for yourself.
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You got it, boss brother.
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Oh, being crumb-rich is hard work.
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Fancy a turn, PB?
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I'll give you another crumb.
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Deal!
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Oh, it's so heavy!
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Agh. Crumb in advance if I don't
have to listen to you moan about it.
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Uh... How big a pancake crumb
can I get for this?
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It's banana bread.
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It all depends.
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Are we speaking walnut banana bread
or chocolate banana bread or...
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I don't know.
This interaction is boring me.
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Abacus, I'll give you a pita crumb
to haggle for me.
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So, what makes you think your
pancake crumbs are worth our while?
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They're from our OWN pancake.
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And here at Pancake Diner
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we serve the very best and only
pancake available.
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Sounds good. Lloyd, I think
we should give them more crumbs.
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I don't mind chipping in.
Abacus, you're fired.
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PB, you're up.
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Final offer -
three banana bread crumbs,
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and we want pancake crumbs
as big as a bumbley bee's bum.
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Hey, who are you calling bumbley?
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Whoa, PB, you're making customers
unhappy. Fix it.
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Everyone's pancake crumbs
are on my brother Lloyd!
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Hey, that's me. Whoo-hoo!
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Martine, a big bee-bum
pancake crumb, please.
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And I mean THIS big.
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Lloyd, are you not going to eat
your bee-bum pancake crumb?
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Nuh-uh. Saving it.
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When that pancake is all gone,
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the trade value of this
bee-bum pancake crumb will skyrocket.
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Agh!
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And there'll be
another crumb for you on delivery.
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PB, what are you doing?
I'm outsourcing the labour.
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Ah. Good idea.
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Watching all this hard work
is tiring.
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Not sure I've got the energy
to read for myself.
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Panel 4.
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"Arachnofly
jumps from the refrigerator."
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Panel 5. A close-up
of the web spraying from his bum
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and the word 'praft'?
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Panel 6. "Hey, buddy..."
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Oh, uh... Do the voices.
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"Hey, buddy.
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"How much for this picture
of the Arachnofly I drew?"
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Not sure THAT'S worth three crumbs.
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Yeah, well, they're MY crumbs.
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You shouldn't even be listening!
Go find your own happiness.
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Wow! That's...
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...lemon puff! Wow! Thanks!
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Was it?!
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I should hire someone
to tell me these things.
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Oi, enough of the dramatic pause.
Continue.
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"This will go well
with my headline!
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"Arachnofly - Pest or Peacemaker?"
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I've never seen you so happy, Lloyd.
You did it. 100% happiness.
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Eh... 99%.
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The voice work is weak
and he can't pronounce 'pfft'.
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Dolichovsky, you're fired!
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Hm.
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Dolichovsky! Wow!
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I loved you in Withsnail And I.
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You were better
than Richard Flagrant.
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Always a pleasure to meet a...
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Oi! It's not a meet-and-greet.
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What's all this? Muffin? Ciabatta?
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Oh, this is some fine dining.
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The creme de la creme
of crumbs.
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A-a-a-a-h!
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Oi! Away!
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They're all mine.
And they're not for eating.
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Really?
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Well, then you can't leave them here
tormenting our taste buds.
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Put them in your room. Go on.
Oh, come on.
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I'll give you a crumb
for the storage space.
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A crumb per day?
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Fine. Good.
I like being in my room anyway.
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Just need to...
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...there.
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Read that one.
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Read that one. What's next?
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Uh... That was the last one.
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You did it! You read every comic.
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Well done. You must be so happy.
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They barely made me happier at all.
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What a waste of crumbs!
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Precious, precious crumbs.
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Let's find something fun to do
to make you happier.
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We could...
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...roll down the pear.
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Uh... But I'd have to
leave the crumbs.
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So?
Uh...
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Do you think
I can trust my parents? Or PB?
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Or what if the maggots got in?
They'd be gone in a moment.
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You could, um...
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...hire someone to watch them.
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'Someone', you say?
Someone like YOU, I suppose?
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Leave you alone
with my throne of crumbs
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so you can claim it for yourself?
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Never!
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I guess I'll... I'll go then.
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What? No! You can't leave.
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I'll...
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I'll give you more pita crumbs.
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I haven't used THIS one yet.
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I don't think I want it now.
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It hasn't made me very happy.
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Yeah? Well, I'M happy.
Look how happy I am!
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I'm glad. But this new Lloyd
doesn't make me very happy either.
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Ha! Go on then. Go!
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I don't need hangers-on.
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Goodbye, Lloyd.
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Yeah. This is good.
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Yeah, this is the best, actually.
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Abacus?
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Oh, it's just... Just my tummy. Mm.
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I could just do with a snack,
I suppose.
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No. I can't have my crumbs
AND eat them.
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Whoo!
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Whee!
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Whoo!
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A-a-a-a-a-gh...
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Whee!
I don't need them. I've got...
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
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...all this.
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Ah!
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Wait, am I...
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No, I can't be. I...
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I am.
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I'm miserable!
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Abacus was right.
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These crumbs DON'T make me happy!
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Although
THAT was strangely satisfying.
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That's it!
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Un-dibs!
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I declare un-dibs!
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Everybody! Dibs your heart out!
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Dibs!
Dibs!
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Dibs!
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There. Done.
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Oh, I feel...
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...hungry.
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I found this outside
and re-dibsed it,
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and...I...finally worked out
what to do with it.
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Abacus, you could get more comics
for this. Or hire a...
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Never mind.
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A happy tummy and good company.
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What more can you ask for?
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So, which comic
shall we re-read first?
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Captions by Red Bee Media
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Australian Broadcasting Corporation
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