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It is estimated that there
are some 10 quintillion insects
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alive at any one time.
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But forget about them.
This is about ME - Lloyd!
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I'm a fly!
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Oof!
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Abacus, are you prepared
for brutal defeat?
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I certainly am.
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Let the Blue Bottle Battle
final showdown begin!
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Y-e-e-e-e-e!
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Everything sorted - comfy chairs,
snacks, big table bagsied...
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This will be the game to remember!
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Huh?
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What's all this?
I bagsied the table for our game.
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Tough!
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I brought the comfy chair
in from the living room especially.
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Well, it IS comfy.
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There ARE other chairs, Lloyd.
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We've done well for ourselves.
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Oh, but they're not as comfy.
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This is the final FINAL
Blue Bottle Battle showdown.
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It requires quiet and comfort and...
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Where are our snacks?
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Oh, were they not for everybody?
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Look out!
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Do you have to do that here? Now?
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I have yoga soon.
I don't want to prick my abdomen.
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Oh, is this Blue Bottle Battle?!
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Hey, hey, don't do that.
You'll mix up the cards!
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My whole strategy carefully developed
over multiple battles.
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And it's a brilliant strategy.
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Lloyd assures me
he's going to win this time.
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Can I play?!
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Of course not!
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It's a campaign game.
You can't just dip in and out.
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And, after 12 battles,
it's time to find out
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who is the ultimate
Blue Bottle Battle champion!
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Agh! Get out!
You're messing up my strategy!
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Now look what you've done, Lloyd.
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They just want to play.
Well, so do I. In peace.
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Right, that's it, I can't play here.
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Come on, Abacus.
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Right. Where shall we play?
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How about here?
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Quiet. Peaceful.
Yeah, this could work. Nice.
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Oh, is that Blue Bottle Battle?
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I was the first
triple-pollen champion.
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They included my night-flight tactic
in the last rules update,
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so, if you want any tips...
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Yeah, we'll be fine.
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Hey!
Ooh, is this your strategy then?
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A metamorph manoeuvre
paid to your dorsal defence?
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Agh!
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Interesting.
Oi! Give me that!
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I'm not judging.
I'm sure you know what you're doing.
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Oh! That's a bold choice!
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I'm guessing this is your first game
if you're making these sort of...
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OK.
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Somewhere else?
Yes. Somewhere else.
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Shout if you need any hints, OK?
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Oh, now we're talking!
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Should've just come here
in the first place.
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Here we are, everyone!
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Oh!
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What's this then? A boardgame?
Looks complicated.
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It is. Very complicated.
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And requires concentration.
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Why are YOU here?
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Cornea's yoga class.
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Ohh! I think something snapped!
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Well... yoga's quiet.
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Primal scream yoga
comes best from the tho...
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...r-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...
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...x.
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Argh!
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Louder!
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Work that core!
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Somewhere else?
Yeah.
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Somewhere else.
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Ah, that's good thinking, Abacus.
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Your dad's place is perfect.
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Nice, big table.
It's peaceful, it's quiet, it's calm.
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Sorry, lads! Got a leak
coming through the cistern.
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But don't worry.
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Old Ampersand's here
with his trusty fixing hammer.
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Yeah, it's a bit much
with the dripping AND the humming.
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And the banging!
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What?!
The banging!
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I can't hear you over the banging!
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Hang on! I think I've got it!
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Ow!
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Don't worry, lads!
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I've still got 11 working arms.
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Somewhere else?
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Ow!
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Somewhere else.
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It's OK. I've still got
10 perfectly good arms.
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Here we go!
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Uh... Can't you just go around?
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What do you mean go around?
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This is the way we're going.
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Somewhere... else?
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Somewhere else.
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Some... where... else?
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Y-e-e-e-e-e-s.
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Ow!
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Somewhere... else?
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Yes.
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Argh!
Somewhere else?!
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Somewhere else!
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Somewhere... else?
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Somewhere else?
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Somewhere else? Somewhere else?
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Oh, I mean, it's hopeless, Abacus.
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Everywhere is either too busy, too
loud, too violent or too dangerous.
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I don't know where else to try.
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I just want a quiet spot
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for a nice, friendly game
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where I brutally defeat my best
friend with my perfect strategy.
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And I'm certain
you can do it this time.
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Abacus,
I think I found the perfect place.
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This is great!
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And to think it was right
under my proboscis the whole time!
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Well... both your proboscis.
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It's perfect!
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But... it could be better.
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What do you mean?
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If we're... ..going to...
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...play properly...
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...we need...
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...to be comfy.
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You're right, Lloyd.
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I just wish comfort...
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...was lighter.
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I'm not THAT heavy.
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Oh, PB! I said you can't play.
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I just want to watch, not play.
Promise.
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Ohh...
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Fine. But only if you help.
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There we go - comfy chairs,
tasty snack. We're all set.
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Whoa!
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Uh...
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Hmm... Something's missing, though.
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Oh! (SNAPS FINGERS) Of course!
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We need a table!
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Lift it, PB.
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Lift it!
It's slipping!
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And... drop it here.
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Now we just need to get
it across the worktop, up the wall
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and onto the ceiling.
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We might need some help.
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Thanks, Cornea. That was a good one.
My core is...
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Oh!
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Yeah.
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Course, if you really
want to work that core,
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I have the perfect exercise.
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Huh.
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I've not heard of this exercise.
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Um... It's called primal
furniture therapy. Very popular.
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Oh, yes.
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My core is screaming.
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I love it!
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Well, then you're going to love
the next bit even more.
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A-a-a-a-a-rgh!
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Perfect!
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OK. Thanks, everyone.
You can go home now.
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Wait.
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Are these OUR chairs?
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Is this our table?
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Oh, is this a boardgame?
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It is. A very complicated one.
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We all watching the game? Great.
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I'm on hand for tips, hints
and commentary.
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I can't read with all the screaming.
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Why is our furniture here?
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So, how do you play?
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Well, there are cards
that have to be in the right order
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because if they're not
Lloyd gets angry.
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That's because the cards
ARE your strategy.
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A poor deck is a poor strategy.
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And, sadly, Lloyd's deck is...
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Will you all be QUIET?!
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I have been trying ALL DAY
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to find somewhere
with a little bit of peace and QUIET
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to play this VERY IMPORTANT
final match,
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and you lot are ruining it for me!
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I think what Lloyd is trying to say
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is... you can watch if you like,
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but can we have a bit of shush, please?
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Abacus wants shush, everyone.
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Well, when you put it so politely...
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Sorry, Abacus.
Sorry, Abacus.
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You won't even know we're here.
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Oh! Finally!
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The time has come
for your brutal defeat, Abacus. Hm!
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Classic newbie mistake.
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Call it a draw?
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Call it a draw.
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Captions by Red Bee Media
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