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Oh, yeah.
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WOMAN". Oh, you're so good.
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Oh, yes. I am the best, baby.
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Oh, yeah!
Oh. Oh, that was a tit.
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That is a tit! Yes!
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Oh, you're so big!
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's right, baby.
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Oh, doggie wants to
hide his bone. WOMAN ON TELEVISION: Yes!
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Oh, yeah!
I'm bone smuggling, baby.
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Man, would you shut up?
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Hey, Jimmy. Just wanted
to say sweet dreams.
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Yeah, yeah. Sweet dreams.
Good night, Mom.
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Kiss good night.
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Something wrong
with the reception?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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There's this nature show...
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Take it off.
...that I'm trying to watch.
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And the birds
are all scrambled
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- and I can't even...
- Do me! Yes!
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Baby! Ride me like a
pony!
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The thing must be broken
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or I sat on the remote
or something.
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Getting ready for bed, Son?
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Yup, I'm all set, Dad.
I'm all set.
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Yeah?
No! No, I think
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he's tried to watch
some illegal channels here.
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Illegal...
Illegal channels?
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This is just
bad reception, honey.
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Oh, spank my hairy ass!
What's that?
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WOMAN". on, baby!
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You know what? Here.
Just give me this, please...
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Oh, my God!
And let's get this...
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Okay, okay. Let's... What the
hell's the matter with this thing?
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Yes!
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Illegal channels? Shit!
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If there's any channel that should be
illegal, it's that "all-woman's" channel.
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Yeah. Lifetime supply of
pantyhose or some shit.
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Hey, did you see The Little
Mermaid on TV the other night?
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No.
Ariel, man. She's so hot!
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She's a mermaid, dude.
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Yeah, Oz.
But not when she's on land.
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Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's
party. We got to go. It'll be great.
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Why? All that happens at Stifler's
parties is people get drunk and do it.
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Yeah.
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Now, come on, Kevin.
Open it.
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It's a big, thick envelope,
Vicky. You got in.
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If you think so,
just open it.
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Fine.
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"Dear Miss Latham, we're sorry but
after keeping you on the waiting list
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"for the past couple of months, we've
decided that you are now rejected."
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Shut up!
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You got in.
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Yes! I love you!
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Okay.
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Hey, you think I should wear
this shirt to Stifler's party?
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You've worn that shirt for,
like, three days in a row, man!
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Guys. She said it.
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Said what?
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She said she loves me.
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Holy shit, dude! The
"L" word? Oh, man!
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Cornell's not that far
from U of M.
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Yeah, it's only, like,
seven hours.
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Oh, and you get to
drive across Canada.
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Beautiful country.
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Whatever. It's doable.
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What we should do today,
in band.
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Instead of playing our instruments
regularly, we should play them backwards.
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That'll be so funny!
Yeah.
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No offense,
but you're talking about
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a post-high school,
long-distance relationship.
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And you and Kevin
haven't even done it yet.
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That's not why
we're going out.
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What do you expect him to drive
to Cornell for? Milk and cookies?
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We're gonna have sex when
he's ready and I'm ready.
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It's got to be
completely perfect.
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I want the right time, the
right moment, the right place...
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Vicky, it's not a space
shuttle launch. It's sex.
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Finch. Here's the
man we are looking for.
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Gentlemen.
What's going on, buddy?
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Same old.
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Finch.
You got the Latin homework?
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Oh.
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It means, "My dog ate it."
It's Latin. It's a joke.
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It's a Latin joke. Yeah,
Latin. Just drink your coffee.
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You know, Jim,
it's mochaccino.
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What?
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What I'm drinking, it's
mochaccino. It's not coffee.
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'Nova!
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What's up, dude?
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You coming to the party
tonight, Ozzie, you fuck face?
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Depends if my date
wants to stop by.
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I'm working
on something new.
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I got an idea
about something new.
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How about you guys
actually locate your dicks,
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remove the shrink-wrap
and fucking use them!
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Dude, it's gonna happen.
She's a college chick.
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Oh, right.
I'll see you guys tonight.
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I'll look for you
in the no-fucking section.
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All right. I'm shooting for a
9:00 ETA, beer in hand by five after.
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Breath check.
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Thank you.
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I wish
you wouldn't do that.
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So, you got something up
your sleeve for tonight?
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This is a foolproof plan,
my friend.
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I have a serious question
to ask you guys. Okay.
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You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian
chick? She might be there tonight.
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Now, do you think
she would prefer
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laid-back Jim, or
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cool, hip Jim?
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I don't think it really matters
with that shirt you're wearing.
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What? Correct me if I'm wrong
but you're the one with the girlfriend
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and you're still
stranded on third base.
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Hey, at least I know what
third base feels like, okay?
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You're still
just a bat boy.
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Batboy. Batboy.
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What are you
talking about?
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Guys,
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what exactly does
third base feel like?
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You wanna take this one?
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Like warm apple pie.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Apple pie, huh?
Uh-huh.
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McDonald's or homemade?
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Gentlemen, destiny awaits.
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It's been one week
since you looked at me
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Cooked your head to the side
and said, I'm angry
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That's number five and six
for the Stif-meister!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oops!
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Holy!
Hey!
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Nadia! Buenos dias.
Glad you could make it.
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I'll be back
for you later.
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Now the party's startin'!
How you doing?
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Welcome to Stifler's
Palace of Love, fellas.
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The keg's back there! Enjoy!
Yeah.
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Vicky, Jessica! Great to see
you. Glad you could make it.
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Haha, bitches!
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Sherman!
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What the fuck
are you doing here?
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Fellas! What's going on?
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Sherman. Not much.
Just scoping the babes.
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Indeed!
Some fine ladies here, boys.
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Confidence is high.
Repeat. Confidence is high.
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Sherman is moving
to DEFCON 2.
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Full strategic arsenal
ready for deployment.
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Hey!
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You have something
going tonight, Sherman?
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You see that Central chick,
Bernette?
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NO- No.
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She's around. Seems
she's taken a liking to me.
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Fellas, it's time she
experienced the Sherminator.
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Yeah, okay, Sherman.
Whatever.
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I'm a sophisticated sex robot
sent back through time
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to change the future
for one lucky lady.
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Go get them, tiger.
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I'll be back!
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Hopeless.
Completely.
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Hey, Vic.
Hi.
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Oh, shit. Guys, guys.
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There's Nadia and
she just looked at me.
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She just looked at me.
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Well, why don't you
go talk to her?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you're
right, Kev. I should just go talk to her.
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Yeah, I could do that. Sure.
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Sure.
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Kev? Kev?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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At last
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My love
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Has come along
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My lonely days are over
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That's great!
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And life is like a song
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Oh, yeah, yeah
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At last
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See you later.
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The stars above
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We're here for the party.
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What party?
There's no party.
181
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Weird. Try the house
down the street.
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So, what's your major?
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Post-modern
feminist thought.
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Oh, cool.
Great night, isn't it?
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Sure.
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Yeah, it's just something about the
springtime that's just cool, you know?
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Like the smell of fresh rain
or something.
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Mmm.
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Suck me, beautiful.
190
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What did you just say?
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Suck me, beautiful.
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My friends call me "'Nova,"
as in Casanova.
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That's pathetic.
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Jeez, you don't have
to laugh at me.
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Well, there's just some things
you need to learn, that's all.
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Like what? Well, you've
got to tone it down.
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You don't need to come
to a place like Lookout Point
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and spout off cheese
ball lines to be romantic.
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Okay.
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You have to pay
attention to a girl.
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Be sensitive to her feelings.
Relationships are reciprocal.
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Come on, Casanova. I'll
take you back to your friends.
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Vicky, think it's time to take
the next step in our relationship?
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00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:04,663
Tonight?
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Yeah, it's such
a perfect evening.
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00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,835
I mean, it's how you've
always pictured it, isn't it?
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00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:12,128
Man, my farts
fucking stink!
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00:11:12,212 --> 00:11:15,506
Dude, you gotta take
a shit! You smell like a yeti!
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00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:17,759
Or not.
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Just relax.
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You actually said that?
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Shut up!
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You did a hell of a lot
better than I did with Nadia.
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Oh, thanks, Jim, that's
great. That's really reassuring.
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Hey, no problem, 'Nova.
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00:11:38,947 --> 00:11:42,742
Hey, don't call me 'Nova
anymore. I'm a... I'm a fraud.
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You guys are pathetic.
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I'm gonna find myself
a little hottie.
219
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"Suck me, beautiful!"
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Let me know.
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Okay.
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Keep going.
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I should be able
to talk to girls.
224
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I'm articulate.
225
00:12:06,975 --> 00:12:09,352
You know, I got a 720
on my SAT verbal.
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Bullshit.
There's no way.
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I kid you not, man.
Look. Listen.
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Copious. Verisimilitude.
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Oh, oh. Now.
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Suck me, beautiful!
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Damn it, Stifler.
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Checkout time!
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Please, vacate the room.
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You are such a jerk.
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God, I can't believe how many
cool people are at this party.
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Yup.
237
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And you got a keg too!
238
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Wow!
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00:12:58,151 --> 00:12:59,485
Indeed.
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00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,911
Oh, wait.
I left my beer downstairs.
241
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,746
No. No. Here, babe!
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Thanks.
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You're really beautiful. Oh.
244
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Really?
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00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,215
Oh, yeah.
246
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:38,817
You know what? I don't
know if I want to be doing this.
247
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,026
Doing what?
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00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:43,029
You know, like,
if we hook up tonight,
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tomorrow I'll just be some girl
you go telling all your friends about.
250
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,327
No way!
251
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:53,498
Steve, you could at least
look at me when you say that!
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00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,418
Look. Sarah,
253
00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:01,256
I wouldn't go telling stories
or anything about you.
254
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:05,840
I promise. So, just relax,
255
00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:09,764
take it slow and
let the good times roll.
256
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,351
Okay.
257
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,686
All right.
258
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,945
What's wrong?
259
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,450
What's wrong?
What is it?
260
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,246
Xenophobic.
261
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,664
Oh!
262
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:41,963
Regurgitation.
263
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,298
I know that one.
264
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:45,842
Kevin likes it.
265
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,886
He likes getting head.
266
00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:50,471
Gee, what a total shocker.
What about you, Vicky?
267
00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:52,932
I mean, have you just
never had one with Kevin,
268
00:14:53,016 --> 00:14:55,059
or have you never had one,
perlod?
269
00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:57,645
I've had one.
270
00:14:57,729 --> 00:14:59,689
Okay.
I think.
271
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:03,568
That's a no. No wonder
you're not psyched about sex.
272
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,695
You tell me you never
even had one manually?
273
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,113
I've never tried it.
274
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,032
You've never
double-clicked your mouse?
275
00:15:10,325 --> 00:15:12,577
Ha-ha, nice!
276
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,580
Jesus! Stifler,
how much did you drink, man?
277
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,750
Hey, Stifler?
How's the pale ale?
278
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,418
FUCK you!
279
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:25,256
That's Stifler's mom?
280
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,924
Yup.
281
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:31,508
Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman
like this produced a guy like Stifler.
282
00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:34,598
Dude, that chick's a MILF.
283
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,059
What the hell is that?
284
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:39,062
M-I-L-F.
Mom I'd like to fuck.
285
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,647
Yeah, dude!
286
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,481
Oh, ho, yeah!
287
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,942
Yeah! MILF! MILF!
Yeah! MILF! MILF!
288
00:15:44,025 --> 00:15:45,818
Hey, guys. Guys. Guys.
289
00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:47,153
Come here.
290
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,280
Sherman, what's going on?
291
00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:53,785
Yeah, don't you think you
fellas could try a little tact?
292
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,621
I got company,
if you know what I mean?
293
00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:01,125
She's hot!
294
00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:09,175
If Sherman has sex before I
do, I'm gonna be really pissed.
295
00:16:10,051 --> 00:16:13,888
Sherman?
The Sherminator?
296
00:16:16,349 --> 00:16:17,892
Come on, man.
297
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:22,730
MILF! MILF!
MILF! MILF!
298
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:27,110
Dude,hey,dude. What
are you doing to her, dude?
299
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,571
Oh, my God, bro. Dude.
300
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,032
Enough of this
blow job bullshit.
301
00:16:33,116 --> 00:16:34,492
I gotta get laid already.
302
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,537
That's nice.
Really, really nice.
303
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,664
Can I have a ride?
Sure.
304
00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:43,042
Vicky, wait.
Not for you.
305
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:47,881
Yeti! I am the Yeti!
306
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,184
Good morning, gentlemen.
Finch.
307
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:00,601
Where were you
last night, huh?
308
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:02,436
What happened to that
foolproof plan of yours?
309
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:07,021
Well, I was going for a fashionably-late
entrance and I was too late.
310
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:09,110
So, no ladies left.
311
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,738
It was a very
special night, very special.
312
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,324
Guys. Guys.
313
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,703
I'll never forget this.
314
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,080
Oh, I'll never forget it,
either.
315
00:17:21,164 --> 00:17:22,665
Thank you.
316
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,921
Well, bye.
317
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,632
Bye.
318
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:37,555
Fellas, say goodbye
to Chuck Sherman, the boy.
319
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,350
I am now a man.
320
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,726
I highly recommend
you join the club.
321
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:47,311
We were doing the wild
thing all night. I'm exhausted.
322
00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:51,026
I don't get it. I mean, how
the hell did you do that?
323
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,823
It was just my time.
It was just my time.
324
00:17:57,617 --> 00:17:59,660
Best of luck
to you boys.
325
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,540
- I cannot believe this.
- Come on, guys.
326
00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:07,335
You know, we should
be happy for Sherman.
327
00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:12,048
No, we shouldn't be.
328
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,592
You know, I put in months
of quality time with Vicky.
329
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,595
Sherman meets a chick
for one night and scores.
330
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:18,680
This is just wrong.
331
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:20,431
No shit.
332
00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:23,518
How the hell am I supposed
to become Mr. Sensitive Man?
333
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:27,439
You know, we're all gonna go to college
as virgins. You realize this, right?
334
00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:30,107
I mean, they probably have
special dorms for people like us.
335
00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:34,691
All right. I got an idea. But
it's got to stay between us.
336
00:18:35,196 --> 00:18:37,489
It's really simple. We just
got to make an agreement.
337
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,451
No. It's more than
an agreement.
338
00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:42,036
What? A bet?
A pact.
339
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,622
No money involved. More
important than any bet.
340
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:48,209
Here's the deal. We all
get laid before we graduate.
341
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,756
Dude, it's not like I haven't
been trying to get laid.
342
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,424
Think about when
you work out, Oz.
343
00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:55,925
You gotta have
someone there, right?
344
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,970
Someone to spot you.
Someone to keep you motivated.
345
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,306
Well, that's exactly what
we can do for each other.
346
00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:03,808
I mean, we'll be there
to keep each other on track.
347
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,019
Separately, we are flawed
and vulnerable, but together,
348
00:19:06,102 --> 00:19:08,479
we are the masters
of our sexual destiny.
349
00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,815
Their tiger-style kung fu is strong.
350
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,400
But our dragon-style
will defeat it.
351
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,068
Guys!
The Shaolin masters
352
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:16,154
from East and West
must unite!
353
00:19:16,237 --> 00:19:18,614
Fight, and find out who
is number one. Guys!
354
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:20,991
Come on. You're
ruining my moment here.
355
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,787
This is our
very manhood at stake.
356
00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:26,414
We must make a stand,
here and now.
357
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:31,085
No longer will our penises
remain flaccid and unused!
358
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:35,256
We will fight for every man out there
who isn't getting laid and should be.
359
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,885
This is our day.
This is our time.
360
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:43,180
And, by God, we will not stand by and
watch history condemn us into celibacy.
361
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:44,848
Amen. Yes.
I like that.
362
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,853
We will make a stand. We
will succeed. About time!
363
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,022
We will get laid!
364
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,232
Yeah!
365
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:57,403
Now, the sex. It's got to
be valid, consensual sex.
366
00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:00,615
No prostitutes. That's
what you're thinking, Finch.
367
00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:02,992
Busted.
368
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,828
So, basically,
prom is our last chance.
369
00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:08,372
Oh, dude. Prom sucks.
I know,
370
00:20:08,456 --> 00:20:10,458
but you gotta
think about it this way.
371
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,085
I mean,
all the parties afterwards?
372
00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:13,794
The chicks are going to
want to do it.
373
00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:17,381
Yeah, yeah, he's right. It's,
like, tradition or something.
374
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:18,799
The Rose Bowl.
375
00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:20,509
So, that gives us...
376
00:20:20,593 --> 00:20:22,678
Exactly three weeks
to the day.
377
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,099
We're gonna do this.
All right, to the next step!
378
00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:29,059
Next step!
Next step!
379
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:35,604
I have visions I was in them
I was looking into the mirror
380
00:20:35,942 --> 00:20:38,819
To see a little
bit clearer
381
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:41,655
The rottenness
and evil in me
382
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:48,325
Fingertips have memories Mine
can't forget the curves of your body
383
00:20:48,496 --> 00:20:51,874
And when
I feel a bit naughty
384
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,711
I run it up the flagpole
and see
385
00:20:54,794 --> 00:20:57,880
Who salutes
but no one ever does
386
00:20:57,964 --> 00:21:02,464
I'm not sick,
but I'm not well
387
00:21:02,635 --> 00:21:05,929
And I'm so hot
388
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,975
'Cause I'm in hell
389
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:14,643
Been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
390
00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:19,318
The cretins cloning and
feeding and I don't even own a TV
391
00:21:19,402 --> 00:21:21,028
Well, did you get
the flowers?
392
00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:25,908
Hear the voices in my head,
I swear to God
393
00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:28,786
It sounds like
they're snoring
394
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,372
But if you're bored,
then you're boring
395
00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:34,541
The agony and the irony
396
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,670
They're killing me, whoa!
397
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:42,133
I'm not sick,
but I'm not well
398
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,595
And I'm so hot
399
00:21:45,678 --> 00:21:48,055
'Cause I'm in hell
400
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,768
Don't worry. You'll get
her back soon enough.
401
00:21:51,851 --> 00:21:53,936
You think so?
Sure, she likes you.
402
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,604
Well, I like her too.
403
00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:57,439
Do you love her?
404
00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:00,318
You know what? You
can't really ask me that.
405
00:22:00,401 --> 00:22:03,570
Well, if you want to get her in the
sack, I mean, just tell her you love her.
406
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,114
That's how I was duped.
407
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,449
Look, Jessica,
408
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,576
I don't want to dupe her.
409
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:14,457
All right. What you need to do is
learn how to press a girl's buttons.
410
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,251
You have to give her
what she's never had.
411
00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:17,752
What's that?
412
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,587
Let me give you a hint.
413
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,799
Oh, Kev! Yeah.
414
00:22:24,592 --> 00:22:27,261
Comprende?
You mean an orgasm.
415
00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:29,597
You got it, stud!
Well, you know,
416
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,724
I'm... I'm pretty sure
that I've given her a...
417
00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:33,684
No, you haven't.
418
00:22:33,768 --> 00:22:36,520
Well, there was one time...
No.
419
00:22:37,897 --> 00:22:38,898
Oh, man.
420
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:40,233
Look, kid, it's up to you.
421
00:22:40,316 --> 00:22:43,277
The big L or the big O.
422
00:22:43,778 --> 00:22:45,070
Dickhead!
423
00:22:45,488 --> 00:22:47,573
You gotta see this.
424
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,450
Do you believe in magic
425
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,868
In a young girl's heart
426
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:54,455
How the music can free her
whenever it starts
427
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:58,334
And it's magic
if the music is groovy
428
00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,961
It makes you feel happy
429
00:23:00,044 --> 00:23:01,837
What did you cocks
do to him?
430
00:23:01,921 --> 00:23:04,673
I'll tell you about the
magic It'll free your soul
431
00:23:04,757 --> 00:23:09,257
But it's like trying to tell a
stranger 'bout rock 'n' roll
432
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:11,430
Great. See you next time.
433
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,937
Hey, guys.
Came to watch me in action?
434
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,063
Yeah.
435
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,565
I think you sounded
pretty good.
436
00:23:20,648 --> 00:23:21,774
Yeah, man.
437
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,943
I think you need
your balls reattached.
438
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,445
Hey, keep it down, dude.
439
00:23:25,528 --> 00:23:26,987
What the fuck
are you doing here?
440
00:23:27,071 --> 00:23:29,698
This place is an
untapped resource.
441
00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:31,116
I mean, check it out.
442
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,410
These vocal jazz girls
are hot.
443
00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:36,330
Why the hell is he
joining jazz choir so late?
444
00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:39,875
Maybe he's preparing for
another senior year at East?
445
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,712
You guys,
we don't even know him.
446
00:23:46,382 --> 00:23:47,883
You dipshit!
447
00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:51,720
You're expecting to score with
some goody-goody choir girl pries?
448
00:23:51,804 --> 00:23:56,304
These chicks don't know me. I can
work the sensitive angle here, fellas!
449
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,895
You know, it's just like
that college chick told me.
450
00:23:58,978 --> 00:24:01,939
All that you gotta do
is just ask them questions
451
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,316
and listen to what
they have to say and shit.
452
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,653
I don't know, man. That
sounds like a lot of work!
453
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:13,576
Just a second!
454
00:24:18,539 --> 00:24:20,874
Come in. Come in.
455
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,710
Oh, Jim, you're here.
456
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:26,631
I was just walking by
your room and...
457
00:24:26,714 --> 00:24:28,799
And, you know,
I was thinking,
458
00:24:28,883 --> 00:24:33,220
"Boy, it's been a long time since
we've had a little father-son chat."
459
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:38,726
Oh! I almost forgot.
I... I bought some magazines.
460
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,772
Do you want to just flip
to the center section?
461
00:24:44,273 --> 00:24:46,984
Well, this is the...
This is the female form.
462
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:50,071
And they have
focused on the breasts
463
00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:54,654
which are used primarily
to feed young infants
464
00:24:54,742 --> 00:24:58,078
and also in foreplay.
465
00:24:58,162 --> 00:24:59,288
Right.
466
00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:02,833
This is...
This is Hustler.
467
00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:06,587
And this is a much more
exotic magazine.
468
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:11,171
Now, they have decided to
focus more on the pubic region...
469
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:15,346
Right. Uh-huh.
...the whole groin area.
470
00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:17,515
Look at the expression
on her face.
471
00:25:17,598 --> 00:25:19,266
You see that?
See what she's doing?
472
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,937
She's kind of looking
right into your eyes saying,
473
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:26,315
"Hey, big boy.
Hey, how you doing?"
474
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,442
You see?
Right.
475
00:25:30,945 --> 00:25:34,448
Shaved is a magazine
I'm not too familiar with,
476
00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:37,326
but, again,
if you flip to the center
477
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,330
sectlon...
478
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:45,209
Well, you see the detail that,
that they go into in this picture here.
479
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,377
Yeah.
480
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:49,422
It almost looks like
a tropical plant or some
481
00:25:49,505 --> 00:25:51,340
underwater thing.
Yeah. Yes.
482
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,342
Do you know what a
clitoris is? Oh, my God.
483
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,511
Well, don't say, "Oh..."
Yes, I know what a clitoris is.
484
00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:56,887
Oh, you do. Oh, I see.
Yes, you do.
485
00:25:56,971 --> 00:25:59,098
I forgot, you've been there
and back. You know everything.
486
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,349
I've learned about it
in Sex Ed.
487
00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:01,892
I really don't need you
to talk about clitoris.
488
00:26:01,976 --> 00:26:03,102
I'm trying to
make this painless...
489
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:05,354
You know what? I'm sorry.
Okay? I'm sorry.
490
00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:06,439
No, no, no.
491
00:26:06,522 --> 00:26:09,775
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
492
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,235
I shouldn't have
got hot there.
493
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,237
Well, you know what
I'm going to do, Jim.
494
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,740
I'm going to just
leave these books here
495
00:26:15,823 --> 00:26:19,451
for you to peruse at your...
At your leisure.
496
00:26:20,411 --> 00:26:21,537
Wait!
497
00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:29,337
Well, safer than a tube sock.
498
00:26:31,964 --> 00:26:34,466
Okay, that... That
was good. Yeah.
499
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,013
See you at dinner.
500
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,807
Yeah. I'll see you at dinner.
501
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:43,935
So, Finch,
this is your plan?
502
00:26:44,018 --> 00:26:47,146
You know, I don't think girls
are into the whole mini-golf thing.
503
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:49,482
Kevin, I'm sure
that they're not.
504
00:26:49,565 --> 00:26:53,068
Actually, there is one small matter
that I need to ask for your cooperation in.
505
00:26:53,152 --> 00:26:54,695
In the spirit of this
whole pact, you know?
506
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,905
Sure, what do you need?
507
00:26:55,988 --> 00:26:57,823
Whatever you hear about me,
you agree.
508
00:26:57,907 --> 00:26:59,783
And tell all the boys
the same thing.
509
00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:03,620
Look, I gotta go.
16 minutes round-trip.
510
00:27:03,704 --> 00:27:06,164
You know, Finch, it's,
it's senior year.
511
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:09,293
I mean, don't you think it's time you
learned how to take a dump at school?
512
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:12,088
When was the last time you
looked at the facilities in this school?
513
00:27:20,012 --> 00:27:21,805
Excuse me.
514
00:27:21,889 --> 00:27:23,473
That's Paul Finch, right?
515
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:24,642
Yeah.
516
00:27:24,725 --> 00:27:27,644
Well, you've seen him
in the locker room, right?
517
00:27:27,728 --> 00:27:28,812
Yeah.
518
00:27:28,896 --> 00:27:32,232
So, my friends, they
want to know. Is it true?
519
00:27:32,316 --> 00:27:35,193
You know,
that he's equipped.
520
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:38,489
I have no idea. Finch
showers with his bathing suit on.
521
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:40,116
I mean...
522
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,786
As a matter of fact, it
is true. The guy's huge!
523
00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,330
Does he have a date
for the prom yet?
524
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:48,165
No, definitely not.
525
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:49,959
All right. Thanks.
526
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:52,253
Oh, man!
527
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:58,672
So I was thinking maybe you could
give me some advice, brother to brother.
528
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:02,471
I thought you might know
a trick or something to make her...
529
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:04,765
Orgasm?
Yeah.
530
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,851
What's good here?
531
00:28:06,934 --> 00:28:08,560
Try the spicy tuna
hand roll. What?
532
00:28:09,103 --> 00:28:12,439
How do you do that? Hey, never
mind that. Listen, pay attention.
533
00:28:12,523 --> 00:28:15,484
Is that all that you're interested
in, trying to get your girl into bed?
534
00:28:15,568 --> 00:28:19,113
No, it'd be good to be able
to, you know, return the favor.
535
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,699
Be nice to know she enjoys
things as much as I do.
536
00:28:21,782 --> 00:28:24,951
See that? That's good. That's what
I wanted to hear. Now, you qualify.
537
00:28:25,411 --> 00:28:26,620
Qualify for what?
538
00:28:26,704 --> 00:28:28,622
My man, you've just
inherited the Bible.
539
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,670
It originally started
as a sex manual,
540
00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:37,423
this book that some guys
brought back from Amsterdam.
541
00:28:37,506 --> 00:28:40,884
And each year it got passed on to
one East student who was worthy.
542
00:28:40,968 --> 00:28:45,389
Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff
that guys have added over the years.
543
00:28:47,391 --> 00:28:51,603
But you have to keep it a secret
and return it at the end of the year.
544
00:28:51,687 --> 00:28:54,564
All right.
So now you know. Good luck.
545
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,117
If you
believe in magic Magic
546
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:09,701
Don't you bother to choose if it's
jug band music or rhythm and blues
547
00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:13,750
Just go and listen
It will start with a smile
548
00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:17,587
That won't wipe off your face
no matter how hard you try
549
00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:22,172
Your feet start tapping and you
can't seem to find, how you got there
550
00:29:23,177 --> 00:29:25,888
Do you believe in magic?
551
00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:30,472
Scooby-dooby doo bah
Scoo-Scooby-dooby Dooby-dooby doo bah
552
00:29:30,726 --> 00:29:32,853
Yeah, magic
553
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,064
What was that?
554
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,359
Sorry.
No, it was good.
555
00:29:41,028 --> 00:29:44,281
Well, it, uh...
It came from the heart.
556
00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:47,951
Well, keep it coming.
All right, people, good work!
557
00:29:48,035 --> 00:29:50,954
Now, don't forget. The state
competition's a couple of weeks away
558
00:29:51,038 --> 00:29:53,206
so keep on it, okay?
559
00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:06,095
Not bad, Chris.
560
00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:08,514
Really?
561
00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:13,227
Yeah.
Thanks, Heather, right?
562
00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:17,439
So, you've got this sort of
Frank Sinatra thing going on.
563
00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:21,693
Right. I feel like I've discovered
this whole new side of me.
564
00:30:21,777 --> 00:30:24,404
I mean,
music is so expressive.
565
00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:28,033
Okay. I mean, I agree, but,
566
00:30:28,117 --> 00:30:31,161
aren't you supposed to be out,
like, trying to decapitate someone
567
00:30:31,245 --> 00:30:32,829
with your lacrosse stick
or something?
568
00:30:32,913 --> 00:30:35,457
Oh, sure. Sure.
569
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:37,668
You know, I know what
people think. It's like,
570
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:40,504
"Oz, he's just this
kick-ass lacrosse player."
571
00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:43,382
You know, I also play football,
by the way, but that's, like,
572
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:45,134
that's not all that I am,
you know?
573
00:30:45,217 --> 00:30:46,343
Of course, I didn't...
574
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:50,927
I mean, it really bothers me when
people try to pigeonhole me like that.
575
00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:52,600
You'?
576
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,770
You think
I don't get that?
577
00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:59,815
God, it's like just because I don't
get drunk and barf every weekend
578
00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:04,399
that people say, "Oh, look. There's
this goody two-shoes choir girl pries."
579
00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:07,781
Yeah. So, like,
what else do you do?
580
00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:12,119
Well, the same things you do,
581
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,538
like hang out with friends
and stuff.
582
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:15,706
Why? What do you think I do?
583
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:16,999
Oh, I...
584
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:20,127
I just realized that I don't
know anything about you.
585
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:21,545
I was interested.
586
00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:25,174
Oh, well,
what do you want to know?
587
00:31:25,257 --> 00:31:28,134
You know, stuff, about you.
588
00:31:30,971 --> 00:31:32,347
All right.
589
00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:37,269
Mom, I'm home!
590
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:37,120
Oh, yeah. Oh!
591
00:32:39,665 --> 00:32:43,293
Jim!
It's not what it looks like.
592
00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:54,805
Well, we'll just tell your
mother that, that we ate it all.
593
00:33:35,679 --> 00:33:38,431
Goal by
number eight, Chris Ostreicher.
594
00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:44,229
Nice game.
Nice game. Good game.
595
00:33:47,691 --> 00:33:50,443
Hey, what are you
doing here?
596
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:54,073
Just enjoying my first
exhilarating lacrosse experience.
597
00:33:54,156 --> 00:33:56,741
You kicked butt.
Oh, thanks.
598
00:33:57,409 --> 00:34:00,078
Chris... Oh, you can
call me Oz, if you want.
599
00:34:00,162 --> 00:34:02,080
Do I have to?
You can call me Ostreicher.
600
00:34:02,164 --> 00:34:03,331
What's your middle name?
601
00:34:03,415 --> 00:34:04,582
No, forget it.
602
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,085
Come on.
I won't tell anyone.
603
00:34:06,168 --> 00:34:08,086
Well, neither will I.
604
00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:09,922
Okay.
605
00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:15,427
So, I had this thought, and
606
00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:17,763
it may seem like
it's way out of left field.
607
00:34:17,846 --> 00:34:19,222
I don't know if you can,
608
00:34:19,306 --> 00:34:22,600
but since I'm not going with
anybody, I thought that maybe...
609
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:25,312
Those guys sucked ass!
610
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:28,232
Choir chick, what the
hell are you doing here?
611
00:34:28,315 --> 00:34:32,569
Well, I was
asking Chris to prom.
612
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:34,363
So, do you want to go?
613
00:34:34,446 --> 00:34:37,824
Oh, yeah!
That would be great.
614
00:34:38,784 --> 00:34:41,286
Well, just don't expect Oz
to pay for the limo!
615
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:44,247
Stifler, fuck! I mean...
616
00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:48,669
Why do you got to be
so insensitive all the time?
617
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:50,713
What?
618
00:34:52,464 --> 00:34:55,758
Whatever. Look, don't forget.
My cottage after prom.
619
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:57,511
On Lake Michigan.
620
00:34:59,346 --> 00:35:01,681
Hey, wait up, you pussies.
Where you going?
621
00:35:03,475 --> 00:35:05,810
Well, I gotta...
I gotta hit the showers now
622
00:35:05,894 --> 00:35:09,647
but I think this is gonna
be really, really good.
623
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,276
Yeah. Me too.
624
00:35:12,359 --> 00:35:13,401
All right.
625
00:35:13,485 --> 00:35:15,653
Bye. Bye.
Bye.
626
00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:25,580
'Appening Oz!
Working with the choir chick?
627
00:35:25,664 --> 00:35:29,459
What do you say, fellas? I just dig
those cute little sweaters she wears.
628
00:35:29,543 --> 00:35:32,045
Nuts you do,
you little horn dog.
629
00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:36,342
Yeah! Yeah, baby!
630
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:40,387
Spank me! Spank me!
Hit that high C.
631
00:35:46,435 --> 00:35:48,645
Come on!
What's going on here?
632
00:35:52,983 --> 00:35:55,652
I was being selfish
and majorly insensitive.
633
00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:58,488
I'm a... I'm a total idiot.
I mean, a fool, a buffoon.
634
00:35:58,572 --> 00:36:00,949
I think shithead
really says it.
635
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,827
You know what? You're
right. I'm a shithead,
636
00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:05,787
and I want to
make it up to you.
637
00:36:05,871 --> 00:36:07,914
Oh, yeah? How?
638
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:12,336
Oh, make me over
639
00:36:12,419 --> 00:36:14,879
Vicky.
Your parents are downstairs.
640
00:36:14,963 --> 00:36:16,381
Kevin, don't stop!
641
00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:17,757
Just a second.
642
00:36:17,841 --> 00:36:21,177
A walking study
643
00:36:21,261 --> 00:36:22,845
In demonology
644
00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:26,433
Hey, so glad
you could make it
645
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,603
Yeah, now you really made it
646
00:36:32,147 --> 00:36:35,358
Hon, can you tell Vic
to come on down for supper?
647
00:36:36,443 --> 00:36:38,027
Holy shit!
648
00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:41,031
You know there's
no lock on your door?
649
00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:50,999
Oh! I'm coming! I'm coming!
650
00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,588
Oh, Jim!
Dad.
651
00:36:56,672 --> 00:37:00,133
Hi, I was just looking at the
old family portrait out here.
652
00:37:01,218 --> 00:37:03,303
Well, that was a fun day,
wasn't it?
653
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:06,139
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
654
00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:09,643
Jim, I want to
talk about masturbation.
655
00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:14,227
Now, I just want you to know
that it's, it's a perfectly normal thing.
656
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,483
And I have to admit,
you know,
657
00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:21,067
I did a fair bit of masturbating
when I was a little younger.
658
00:37:21,196 --> 00:37:24,991
I, I used to call it
"stroking the salami."
659
00:37:25,075 --> 00:37:28,495
Yeah, you know,
"pounding the ol' pud."
660
00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:31,456
I never did it
with baked goods.
661
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:32,749
But you know
your Uncle Mort?
662
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:35,418
He "pinched the one-eyed
snake" five, six times a day.
663
00:37:35,502 --> 00:37:39,589
See, it's like,
practice for the big game.
664
00:37:39,673 --> 00:37:43,051
You see?
It's like... It's like,
665
00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:46,263
banging a tennis ball
against a brick wall.
666
00:37:46,346 --> 00:37:50,350
Which can be fun. It can
be fun, but it's not a game.
667
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,811
Right. No.
It's not a game.
668
00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:56,231
What you want is you want
a partner to return the ball.
669
00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,108
Do you want a partner?
670
00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:00,068
Yeah. Yeah,
yeah, I want a partner.
671
00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:01,987
You do want a partner?
Oh, I want a partner.
672
00:38:02,112 --> 00:38:04,864
You want a partner.
Good. Good. Of course.
673
00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:07,701
Good.
674
00:38:08,952 --> 00:38:11,704
So, once Hal
becomes king, he has to take on
675
00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:14,708
the responsibilities of
leadership and turn his back
676
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:17,544
on his old,
drunken friend, Falstaff.
677
00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:21,923
You see, Hal is going through a
rite of passage, much like you all are.
678
00:38:22,007 --> 00:38:26,386
So make most of the time you've
got left together. You'll miss it later.
679
00:38:26,762 --> 00:38:28,889
So, does your tongue
cramp up?
680
00:38:28,972 --> 00:38:31,516
No. You get kind of
dizzy, though.
681
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,684
Wow.
682
00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:36,313
That's amazing. She's probably
gonna want to do it soon.
683
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,902
All right.
Class dismissed.
684
00:38:44,738 --> 00:38:48,241
Still questing after
the Holy Grail, huh, guys?
685
00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:54,706
Hey, where's Finch?
686
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:57,375
Oh, he went home
to take a shit.
687
00:38:57,459 --> 00:38:58,793
I don't get it.
I just don't.
688
00:38:58,877 --> 00:39:01,629
How does a guy like that
get this sudden reputation?
689
00:39:01,713 --> 00:39:03,131
What reputation?
690
00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:04,466
Observe.
691
00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:09,513
Excuse me. Do you
know who Paul Finch is?
692
00:39:09,596 --> 00:39:13,349
Yeah! He's the guy
with the tattoo, right?
693
00:39:13,433 --> 00:39:16,602
You know, the eagle and the
blazing fire and all that stuff.
694
00:39:18,063 --> 00:39:22,233
Well, if you guys see him later,
will you tell him Courtney says hi?
695
00:39:22,317 --> 00:39:23,401
Bye.
696
00:39:26,154 --> 00:39:28,573
Okay. Explain.
697
00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:29,783
I can't.
698
00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:31,827
I don't know how
he's doing it.
699
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:35,247
I guess that
just leaves Jim trailing.
700
00:39:35,330 --> 00:39:37,790
Jimbo!
Better sack up, buddy!
701
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,127
Yeah, I know.
I'm working on it, all right?
702
00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:41,502
James?
703
00:39:41,587 --> 00:39:44,798
You are very good in the
world history class, yes?
704
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,676
Me? Yes. No...
705
00:39:47,759 --> 00:39:48,968
Yes, I am.
706
00:39:49,052 --> 00:39:51,512
Perhaps you could
help me with my studies.
707
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:53,640
Yeah. Absolutely.
708
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,934
That would
be... That would be great sometime.
709
00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,561
How about tomorrow?
710
00:39:57,644 --> 00:40:00,647
Well, I have
ballet practice.
711
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,984
Perhaps, I could come
by your house afterwards?
712
00:40:04,067 --> 00:40:06,069
I could change clothes
at your place.
713
00:40:09,072 --> 00:40:11,741
Oh. Yeah.
714
00:40:11,825 --> 00:40:14,369
I suppose
that would be okay. Sure.
715
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,046
Nice car!
716
00:40:26,131 --> 00:40:27,298
I'm glad you think so.
717
00:40:27,382 --> 00:40:28,674
You don't like it?
718
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:32,053
No, I like the car. By the
way, though, about prom?
719
00:40:32,137 --> 00:40:35,348
That was a bad idea.
I'm sorry I invited you.
720
00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:36,808
What are you
talking about?
721
00:40:36,892 --> 00:40:38,351
Please.
722
00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:41,896
I asked you because I thought you
might actually be worth going with.
723
00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:45,191
But you are just a jock.
No, wait. You're a jerk.
724
00:40:46,401 --> 00:40:48,861
Wait! I don't understand.
725
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:52,532
I saw you making fun of me
with your lacrosse buddies.
726
00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:53,950
Heather, I wasn't
making fun of you.
727
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:56,619
Give me a break.
You're so full of it.
728
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,500
Fuck me!
729
00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:05,336
There's gonna be an Eastern
European chick naked in your house.
730
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:07,797
And you're not gonna
do anything about that?
731
00:41:07,881 --> 00:41:11,009
What am I gonna do, huh?
Broadcast her over the Internet?
732
00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:14,512
Yeah.
You can do that?
733
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,104
No. I cannot
do that to her.
734
00:41:22,729 --> 00:41:25,648
Jim, get some
fucking balls.
735
00:41:26,149 --> 00:41:28,568
If you don't have the guts
to photograph a naked chick,
736
00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:30,487
how you gonna
sleep with one?
737
00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:33,281
I don't like the kid,
but he's got a point.
738
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:37,077
See, even shit-brick
knows you should do it.
739
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,872
All you gotta do is set up some sort
of private link or whatever on the net
740
00:41:40,956 --> 00:41:42,332
and tell me the address.
741
00:41:42,749 --> 00:41:45,460
You can send me
the address too.
742
00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:47,379
I'll save you a seat.
743
00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:53,297
How sweet
it is to be loved by you, by you
744
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:57,013
I needed the shelter
of someone's arms
745
00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:58,556
Someone's arms
746
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,433
There you were
747
00:42:00,517 --> 00:42:02,268
You were, oh
748
00:42:02,352 --> 00:42:06,852
I needed someone to
understand my ups and downs
749
00:42:07,149 --> 00:42:09,276
There you were
750
00:42:09,359 --> 00:42:12,820
Okay, that was good, but I
want to thicken up that solo.
751
00:42:12,904 --> 00:42:16,407
Michigan State is this Saturday,
and I want that part to smoke.
752
00:42:16,491 --> 00:42:17,742
Yeah, I know,
my timing's off.
753
00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:21,996
No, it's not that. I think it'll work
better as a duet with a tenor part.
754
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,498
I'll do it.
755
00:42:25,542 --> 00:42:26,668
Dick.
756
00:42:27,335 --> 00:42:30,046
I'll do it.
Great. See you tomorrow.
757
00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:38,888
Why are you doing this?
758
00:42:38,972 --> 00:42:40,056
'Cause I want to.
759
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:44,477
Yeah? Well, you can't
fake this. You better practice.
760
00:42:58,450 --> 00:42:59,742
Come in.
761
00:43:00,952 --> 00:43:05,452
Jim? There's a, a young
lady here to see you.
762
00:43:05,832 --> 00:43:07,834
Hey, Nadia.
Hi, James. Ready to study?
763
00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:10,670
Oh, he's always ready to study.
He's a real bookworm, this kid.
764
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,005
Dad.
I mean,
765
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,132
he's not, not one of those
nerdy guys but...
766
00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:15,508
Dad!
767
00:43:15,592 --> 00:43:18,928
Well, I'll, I'll let you two
hit the books.
768
00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:24,976
You want a beer?
769
00:43:26,394 --> 00:43:27,520
Oh, there we go.
770
00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:29,564
Come on, move!
771
00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:34,819
Steve! It's my computer!
And I wanna use it!
772
00:43:34,903 --> 00:43:36,154
Shut up!
773
00:43:36,613 --> 00:43:39,824
Oh, you need
to... You need to change, right?
774
00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:42,118
Do you mind?
No. No, not at all.
775
00:43:42,202 --> 00:43:46,039
Please, you know. Just go
ahead and get un... Get changed.
776
00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:49,209
I'll, I'll go downstairs
and start studying up.
777
00:43:49,292 --> 00:43:50,793
Yeah.
Okay.
778
00:43:51,628 --> 00:43:54,047
All right, there he goes.
Oh.
779
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,049
Now we're in business.
780
00:43:58,593 --> 00:44:00,636
Back in a sec.
Jimmy, honey...
781
00:44:12,774 --> 00:44:17,069
He pauses shaving and he
tells himself that he is the bomb
782
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:21,654
She has her curlers set Her
credit cards are paying the funds
783
00:44:21,741 --> 00:44:24,034
He's not that old
I've been told
784
00:44:24,119 --> 00:44:25,537
Here she is.
785
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,581
Did I miss anything?
786
00:44:28,665 --> 00:44:30,750
No. You are just in time.
787
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:33,294
- Oh. Oh!
- This is incredible.
788
00:44:34,671 --> 00:44:36,923
Oh, my God!
This is too much.
789
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:40,760
Oh, did you see?
Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez.
790
00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:42,929
God bless the Internet.
791
00:44:44,806 --> 00:44:46,933
- Do it. Take it off.
- Oh, my God.
792
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:48,018
Oh!
793
00:44:48,101 --> 00:44:51,062
Oh, thank you, God, for
this wonderful, wonderful day.
794
00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:53,106
Man, she takes
her vitamins.
795
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,901
And it is way
too unhealthy
796
00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:57,986
Often they've typically
797
00:44:58,069 --> 00:44:59,987
Stop hyperventilating.
798
00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:09,289
This is, like, the coolest
thing I've ever seen.
799
00:45:09,372 --> 00:45:10,664
I know.
800
00:45:12,542 --> 00:45:17,042
Can you believe... This is definitely
one of Stifler's best ideas ever.
801
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:18,881
What is she...
She's touching my stuff.
802
00:45:19,007 --> 00:45:21,342
- Why is she touching my stuff?
- Man, let her touch.
803
00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:24,721
She's going through my stuff!
Nadia can touch anything she wants.
804
00:45:32,145 --> 00:45:34,355
Oh.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
805
00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,941
No, no. Oh, nice
collection there, Jim.
806
00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:39,902
She's gonna leave.
She's definitely gonna...
807
00:45:39,986 --> 00:45:42,613
She's getting comfortable.
She's not gonna leave.
808
00:45:42,697 --> 00:45:44,615
She reads the articles.
809
00:45:58,046 --> 00:45:59,255
Is she?
810
00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:02,592
She's going downstairs.
811
00:46:13,478 --> 00:46:16,063
Oh, my God!
812
00:46:16,147 --> 00:46:17,523
Jackpot, baby!
813
00:46:17,607 --> 00:46:18,774
Can you believe this?
814
00:46:18,858 --> 00:46:20,734
Nadia,
I would have never known.
815
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:22,445
I have an announcement
that I would like to make.
816
00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:27,029
There is a gorgeous woman
masturbating on my bed!
817
00:46:27,867 --> 00:46:29,368
Thank you, Nadia!
818
00:46:29,452 --> 00:46:33,205
If you ever had a chance
with Nadia, this is it.
819
00:46:34,499 --> 00:46:35,833
What am I supposed
to do, Kev?
820
00:46:36,334 --> 00:46:37,460
Seduce her.
821
00:46:39,796 --> 00:46:41,464
What the hell
would I say?
822
00:46:41,548 --> 00:46:44,759
Go over there and ask her
if she needs an extra hand.
823
00:46:44,843 --> 00:46:45,844
That's stupid, Kev.
I can't...
824
00:46:45,927 --> 00:46:48,554
That's not stupid! You're
stupid if you don't go!
825
00:46:48,638 --> 00:46:50,556
Come on!
Get over there!
826
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,974
Get going, man.
She's prime.
827
00:46:52,058 --> 00:46:53,142
Get out of here!
828
00:46:53,226 --> 00:46:56,604
She's waiting for you.
Okay, all right. I'm going.
829
00:46:56,688 --> 00:46:57,897
Go! Go!
I'm going!
830
00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,983
Go!Go!Go!Go!
Oh, shit.
831
00:47:09,242 --> 00:47:12,912
She's open
waiting for more
832
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:17,496
And I know he's only
looking to score
833
00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:20,794
And it's way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
834
00:47:20,879 --> 00:47:22,171
Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
835
00:47:22,255 --> 00:47:25,591
Been starved
for attention before
836
00:47:28,678 --> 00:47:31,138
Oh, boy. Oh, God.
Oh, crap. Oh, no.
837
00:47:33,933 --> 00:47:35,017
Hello?
838
00:47:35,101 --> 00:47:37,770
Looks like Jim addressed
the e-mail wrong.
839
00:47:37,854 --> 00:47:38,938
What?
840
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:42,358
It went out to every mailbox
in the East High directory.
841
00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:43,943
God, how juvenile.
842
00:47:44,652 --> 00:47:46,153
Hey, hey, hey, guys!
843
00:47:46,237 --> 00:47:47,279
Baby!
844
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:50,700
Check this out!
Oh, my God! Wow!
845
00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:54,537
Oh.
846
00:47:56,206 --> 00:48:00,293
Please, God,
let this be it.
847
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:01,586
Please?
848
00:48:06,132 --> 00:48:07,466
Somebody's going in there.
849
00:48:12,555 --> 00:48:14,848
Here you go.
That's what you need to do.
850
00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,726
That guy's in my trig class.
Oh, no.
851
00:48:19,562 --> 00:48:21,564
Looks like you could
use an extra hand.
852
00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:22,815
Jim!
853
00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:25,443
Well... Oh, God.
Shame on you.
854
00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:28,154
Yeah, shame on me.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
855
00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:30,865
You know, I'm just gonna go.
Well,
856
00:48:32,325 --> 00:48:33,993
you have seen me.
857
00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:37,288
Now, it's my turn to see you.
858
00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:40,416
Strip!
859
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:43,836
Strip?
Slowly.
860
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:49,008
You mean, like,
strip, strip?
861
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:50,301
For me.
862
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:54,347
What is he talking
to her about?
863
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,182
No idea.
864
00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,851
Come on, Jim. People
are viewing. Get to business.
865
00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:03,690
Perfect!
866
00:49:05,525 --> 00:49:08,152
Move, James! Move!
Yeah, yeah. Move.
867
00:49:16,536 --> 00:49:18,955
Go, trig boy!
It's your birthday!
868
00:49:30,008 --> 00:49:31,634
No! No. No.
Please, God.
869
00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:34,137
What's going on?
870
00:49:39,809 --> 00:49:42,102
Yes!
All right. Get in the mix!
871
00:49:42,187 --> 00:49:43,396
See there.
Oh, okay.
872
00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:47,692
This is disgusting.
873
00:49:48,651 --> 00:49:50,569
What the fuck is this?
874
00:49:53,114 --> 00:49:54,740
Cut it out, man!
875
00:50:00,246 --> 00:50:01,372
Yeah.
876
00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:15,678
Freak.
877
00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:22,685
He did not just
take out that chair.
878
00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:24,145
Yup, he took out the chair.
879
00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:26,439
More, more, you bad boy!
880
00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:30,318
Oh, yeah, I'm bad.
I'm naughty, baby. Yeah!
881
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:33,070
Oh, God!
882
00:50:34,822 --> 00:50:37,407
Calling your name
883
00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:39,911
Calling your name
884
00:50:39,994 --> 00:50:42,496
Now, come to me.
885
00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:44,123
Oh, yeah.
886
00:50:53,049 --> 00:50:54,633
Here we go.
He's in, man.
887
00:50:55,051 --> 00:50:56,052
Calling
888
00:50:56,135 --> 00:50:57,344
This just got
a hell of a lot better.
889
00:50:57,428 --> 00:50:58,971
Be gentle.
890
00:50:59,055 --> 00:51:00,431
Okay.
891
00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:05,478
Calling your name
892
00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:08,231
Calling your name
893
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:14,570
Oh!
Jim?
894
00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:16,447
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
895
00:51:16,531 --> 00:51:19,825
Oh. Oh!
You've done that before, dude.
896
00:51:19,909 --> 00:51:21,035
Houston,
we have a problem.
897
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,373
What happened?
What did he do?
898
00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:28,209
He blew it.
899
00:51:29,168 --> 00:51:30,586
I guess I'll be going now.
900
00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:35,170
No,no,no, I'm not done,
Nadia. I've got reserves.
901
00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:39,137
Nadia, please, please.
I'm begging you.
902
00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:42,181
Well, I do like
your dirty magazines.
903
00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:46,765
You do? Okay.
Well. Did, did you see this one?
904
00:51:47,645 --> 00:51:52,145
This here is your, is your
more exotic, risque magazine.
905
00:51:52,650 --> 00:51:54,818
He's pulling out the porn.
He's desperate.
906
00:51:54,902 --> 00:51:56,320
Jim, just wait
till she leaves.
907
00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:59,198
Very arousing women.
They arouse me...
908
00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:01,325
They arouse me
very, very much.
909
00:52:01,409 --> 00:52:05,746
But... But not as
arousing as you.
910
00:52:05,830 --> 00:52:09,208
Oh, Jim!
Oh, God!
911
00:52:13,796 --> 00:52:15,130
Yes!
Yes!
912
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:19,176
He's ruining daisy!
913
00:52:22,597 --> 00:52:25,975
So, "shaved"
is the expression?
914
00:52:30,188 --> 00:52:31,480
Holy shit.
915
00:52:31,564 --> 00:52:32,982
Holy shit!
916
00:52:33,191 --> 00:52:34,609
Holy shit!
917
00:52:35,068 --> 00:52:36,194
Holy shit!
918
00:52:36,277 --> 00:52:37,861
Touch me, Jim.
919
00:52:40,531 --> 00:52:41,657
Here.
920
00:52:42,241 --> 00:52:44,201
Oh. Oh.
921
00:52:45,578 --> 00:52:46,579
Again?
922
00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:48,039
Not again.
923
00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:49,665
Not again, man!
924
00:52:50,124 --> 00:52:51,208
Is that possible?
925
00:52:51,834 --> 00:52:53,335
What a loser.
926
00:52:57,423 --> 00:52:58,507
Hey!
927
00:53:21,072 --> 00:53:25,534
I needed someone
to understand my ups and downs
928
00:53:25,618 --> 00:53:28,370
There you were
929
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,875
With sweet love
and devotion
930
00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:35,628
Deeply touching my emotion
931
00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:40,212
I just wanna stop
and thank you, baby
932
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,971
Hey, minute man!
Shut up.
933
00:53:45,054 --> 00:53:47,306
You know... You know you're
supposed to be supportive.
934
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:50,559
Hey, you think you still
got a chance with Nadia?
935
00:53:51,894 --> 00:53:54,521
No. Her sponsors here
saw the thing on the net.
936
00:53:54,605 --> 00:53:56,940
I really don't think
they liked it.
937
00:53:57,024 --> 00:53:58,900
How do you know that?
938
00:53:59,026 --> 00:54:01,153
She's already on a plane
back home.
939
00:54:01,237 --> 00:54:02,404
Yeah.
940
00:54:03,197 --> 00:54:07,159
You know, guys? Maybe I'm
just not good with girls, period.
941
00:54:07,243 --> 00:54:10,579
No, no, no, really, really. Like, like I
was born without that part of the brain.
942
00:54:10,663 --> 00:54:12,665
I mean,
I can't talk to girls.
943
00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:14,542
And when I do talk to them,
I screw it up.
944
00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:18,253
Yeah, well, come prom, those
excuses aren't going to do you any good.
945
00:54:21,674 --> 00:54:25,594
And one time at band camp,
we weren't supposed to have pillow fights
946
00:54:25,678 --> 00:54:28,931
but we had a pillow fight,
and it was so much fun.
947
00:54:29,015 --> 00:54:33,515
And this one time, we all lost our music
and we were supposed to play this song,
948
00:54:34,061 --> 00:54:38,561
but we didn't know it, so we just made
it up and we kept playing and playing
949
00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:43,696
and the conductor didn't know what
we were doing, and it was so funny.
950
00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:46,157
So, you're pissed
about something, huh.
951
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,741
You know what I do
when I'm angry?
952
00:54:47,825 --> 00:54:51,203
I just play some Bach on
my flute. It's so relaxing.
953
00:54:51,287 --> 00:54:52,705
I learned to do that
at band camp.
954
00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:54,791
Hold on.
955
00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:57,877
You have no idea
why I'm angry?
956
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,795
Is it because we have
a test tomorrow?
957
00:54:59,879 --> 00:55:04,379
Sometimes I get cranky when I
know I have a big test to study for.
958
00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:07,553
Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
959
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:10,389
I thought so because this
one time at band camp...
960
00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:11,974
What's your name?
961
00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:14,060
Michelle.
Okay. Michelle.
962
00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:19,106
Do you want to be
my date for the prom?
963
00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:22,026
Really? You seriously
want to go with me?
964
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,240
Yes. Seriously.
965
00:55:28,324 --> 00:55:30,284
Are we going to Steve
Stifler's party afterwards?
966
00:55:30,368 --> 00:55:32,703
Because that
would be so cool.
967
00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:34,997
Sure, whatever you want.
968
00:55:35,081 --> 00:55:37,583
Cool! We're gonna have
such a good time.
969
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:41,962
It'll be like this one time at band
camp when we all had a campfire...
970
00:55:57,436 --> 00:55:58,520
Hi.
971
00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:01,941
How'd you know I was here?
972
00:56:02,024 --> 00:56:03,358
Stifler told me.
973
00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:05,903
Talked to Stifler?
974
00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:08,114
Well, I needed to find you.
975
00:56:08,197 --> 00:56:11,283
We're gonna have to
work on that song.
976
00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:14,661
Okay. I'm glad you came by.
977
00:56:14,745 --> 00:56:16,496
So you work nights?
978
00:56:18,791 --> 00:56:20,000
My dad's the manager.
979
00:56:20,084 --> 00:56:21,710
Really?
980
00:56:21,794 --> 00:56:24,671
Cool. Tell him
the subs are great.
981
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:28,801
So you're going
to Michigan next year?
982
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:29,886
Yeah.
983
00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:32,721
My parents want me to go
to Northwestern, but...
984
00:56:32,805 --> 00:56:36,058
I don't wanna write all those
extra essays they make you do.
985
00:56:36,142 --> 00:56:37,309
I mean, how am I
supposed to know
986
00:56:37,393 --> 00:56:41,021
what my "most emotionally
significant moment" was?
987
00:56:41,105 --> 00:56:45,605
So when my U of M acceptance came
in December, I just said the hell with it.
988
00:56:46,277 --> 00:56:47,903
Onions?
What?
989
00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:50,865
You want onions?
990
00:56:50,948 --> 00:56:52,574
Oh, no, thank you.
991
00:56:55,328 --> 00:56:57,663
So what are you
gonna major in?
992
00:56:57,747 --> 00:56:59,999
State's got a good
business school,
993
00:57:00,082 --> 00:57:02,751
and I could probably walk
onto the lacrosse team.
994
00:57:02,835 --> 00:57:05,587
Well, you've probably got it
pretty figured out, then, huh?
995
00:57:05,671 --> 00:57:09,883
I mean, business is okay,
and lacrosse is awesome, but,
996
00:57:09,967 --> 00:57:13,011
what am I gonna be, a
professional lacrosse player?
997
00:57:13,095 --> 00:57:14,971
I really have no idea.
998
00:57:15,056 --> 00:57:17,933
Thank God. I thought
I was the only one.
999
00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:20,269
Well, you're not.
1000
00:57:21,938 --> 00:57:23,773
So we're gonna be
close next year.
1001
00:57:32,198 --> 00:57:34,074
You mean East Lansing
and Ann Arbor?
1002
00:57:34,158 --> 00:57:35,409
Yeah.
1003
00:57:37,453 --> 00:57:38,579
What are you
talking about?
1004
00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:41,207
I'm sorry, but I can't
go to the prom with you.
1005
00:57:41,290 --> 00:57:43,125
I'm holding out
for someone else.
1006
00:57:44,085 --> 00:57:46,295
You gotta be fucking
kidding me.
1007
00:57:46,379 --> 00:57:49,924
I know it's a long shot, but I
figure Paul Finch might ask me.
1008
00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:53,427
Finch. Shit-brick.
1009
00:57:54,470 --> 00:57:57,097
Oh, gosh. I forgot.
1010
00:57:57,181 --> 00:57:59,433
You look okay.
1011
00:57:59,517 --> 00:58:02,186
I mean, the scars
healed really well.
1012
00:58:03,104 --> 00:58:05,106
Hey, Stifler.
Eat shit.
1013
00:58:07,858 --> 00:58:09,693
What was that all about?
1014
00:58:09,777 --> 00:58:12,362
He's still embarrassed
because Finch kicked his ass.
1015
00:58:12,989 --> 00:58:14,115
Who told you that?
1016
00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:16,534
What do you mean,
"no comment"?
1017
00:58:16,617 --> 00:58:17,909
Did you two hook up
or something?
1018
00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:19,787
What, are you kidding? No.
1019
00:58:19,870 --> 00:58:23,164
Then how did all this
get started?
1020
00:58:23,249 --> 00:58:26,585
Well, I guess it's all right
for me to tell you now.
1021
00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:30,756
That reputation of his isn't
going anywhere. Cheese, please.
1022
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,842
Finch comes up to me
and says, "Jessica,
1023
00:58:32,925 --> 00:58:35,510
"I need your help with this,
blah, blah, etcetera."
1024
00:58:35,594 --> 00:58:38,221
So I said, "All right.
Pay me 200 bucks,
1025
00:58:38,305 --> 00:58:41,099
"and I'll tell a couple of girls
that you're dynamite in bed."
1026
00:58:41,183 --> 00:58:43,310
So he did, and I did.
1027
00:58:43,394 --> 00:58:44,603
That actually works?
1028
00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:45,938
Well, duh! Of course.
1029
00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:48,607
Naturally, I embellished
a little bit.
1030
00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:50,984
Did you hear that Finch had
an affair with an older woman?
1031
00:58:51,068 --> 00:58:53,195
No, I didn't hear that one.
1032
00:58:53,279 --> 00:58:55,364
That one was my favorite.
1033
00:58:56,949 --> 00:58:58,116
Dude, that cheerleader.
1034
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,367
Thank you, baby
1035
00:58:59,452 --> 00:59:01,287
She wants me.
She calls me up...
1036
00:59:01,370 --> 00:59:05,870
How sweet it is
to be loved by you
1037
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,961
Oh, my God, you're gay!
1038
00:59:09,045 --> 00:59:11,297
Sing it with me.
You know the words.
1039
00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:14,466
No thanks, man. You've
been singing that shit all week.
1040
00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:18,303
If you try that at MSU this
Saturday, I'll kick your ass.
1041
00:59:18,387 --> 00:59:20,180
Our last game
is this Saturday.
1042
00:59:21,307 --> 00:59:22,391
Yeah, well, shit.
1043
00:59:25,978 --> 00:59:29,606
I've got this lacrosse game. It's
really important. It's our last game.
1044
00:59:29,690 --> 00:59:33,235
Central almost beat us last time, so
this time I really wanna kick their ass.
1045
00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:36,113
But it's gonna be cool,
because the game's at State
1046
00:59:36,197 --> 00:59:38,490
which means afterwards
I'll be able to stop by.
1047
00:59:38,574 --> 00:59:40,659
So you can't sing
at the competition.
1048
00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:43,704
Heather, I'm sorry.
I totally blew it.
1049
00:59:43,788 --> 00:59:45,080
It's okay.
1050
00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:47,708
You should do
what makes you happy.
1051
00:59:50,044 --> 00:59:53,672
All right. Listen, thanks
for understanding.
1052
00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:54,882
Yeah.
1053
00:59:57,093 --> 00:59:59,428
So,I guess
I'll see you later?
1054
01:00:15,653 --> 01:00:17,446
Hey, Kevin.
1055
01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:19,031
You seen shit-brick lately?
1056
01:00:19,615 --> 01:00:22,534
Why? What did you do to him?
1057
01:00:22,618 --> 01:00:24,286
Me? Nothing.
1058
01:00:25,538 --> 01:00:27,706
See, I'm the one
whose ass he kicked.
1059
01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:30,542
But, I'll tell you
one thing, though.
1060
01:00:31,127 --> 01:00:33,921
I don't think he's gonna have a
problem shitting in school anymore.
1061
01:00:34,004 --> 01:00:37,132
Slipped a little something
into his mochaccino.
1062
01:00:39,552 --> 01:00:40,803
Oh, God!
1063
01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:44,139
Oh! Oh!
1064
01:00:50,187 --> 01:00:51,396
Jesus.
1065
01:00:52,898 --> 01:00:54,691
Right this way, sir.
1066
01:01:01,323 --> 01:01:02,574
Oh, God.
1067
01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:34,564
Oh, no.
1068
01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:37,359
It's gonna be fun.
1069
01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:40,737
You know it's just gonna be some
crappy band and stupid decorations.
1070
01:01:40,821 --> 01:01:41,988
You're just
saying that
1071
01:01:42,072 --> 01:01:44,491
because prom's a week away
and you don't have a date.
1072
01:01:44,575 --> 01:01:46,910
No, no, no.
I don't want a date.
1073
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:51,790
Finch is going stag
and so am I.
1074
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:54,793
God, he's like so refined.
1075
01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:58,130
You think that older woman
thing is true?
1076
01:01:58,214 --> 01:02:01,592
Yeah, it's true.
It was Stifler's mom.
1077
01:02:04,762 --> 01:02:06,930
Joanie, was that you?
1078
01:02:07,014 --> 01:02:09,224
- Oh!
- Can't hold it.
1079
01:02:09,308 --> 01:02:10,350
Oh!
1080
01:02:17,274 --> 01:02:18,525
Ew!
1081
01:02:41,173 --> 01:02:42,299
Yeah!
1082
01:02:45,594 --> 01:02:48,346
Kev?
I think we've come
1083
01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:50,515
a really long way
since homecoming.
1084
01:02:50,599 --> 01:02:52,058
Yeah, we have.
1085
01:02:52,142 --> 01:02:56,642
Maybe it's time we start to
express ourselves in new ways.
1086
01:02:58,315 --> 01:03:00,358
Yeah.
You wanna do it?
1087
01:03:00,442 --> 01:03:03,319
Yeah.
I love you.
1088
01:03:05,072 --> 01:03:06,615
It's your turn.
1089
01:03:08,659 --> 01:03:10,952
That's not what
I was thinking.
1090
01:03:11,662 --> 01:03:15,207
Sex. It's always about sex.
1091
01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:17,459
It's not always about sex.
1092
01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:21,337
I just thought it was
about sex this time.
1093
01:03:24,925 --> 01:03:29,304
Look, Vicky, love is a term
that gets thrown around
1094
01:03:29,388 --> 01:03:31,556
and, and people
don't mean it.
1095
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:34,768
When I say it, I want it
to be more than words.
1096
01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:37,521
You know? I want
it to be... Perfect.
1097
01:03:39,815 --> 01:03:41,316
Exactly.
1098
01:03:41,817 --> 01:03:44,361
Okay, Albert. You ready?
No problemo.
1099
01:03:45,654 --> 01:03:49,532
I close my eyes at night
1100
01:03:49,616 --> 01:03:51,326
Come on, Heather.
Work with me here.
1101
01:03:57,499 --> 01:04:00,293
Goal, Ostreicher!
1102
01:04:00,794 --> 01:04:04,214
All right, Oz!
Atta boy, Ozzie!
1103
01:04:04,298 --> 01:04:05,465
Yeah, baby!
1104
01:04:05,549 --> 01:04:08,134
- We're crushing you losers!
- Let's go, fellas!
1105
01:04:08,218 --> 01:04:09,427
Come on!
1106
01:04:12,514 --> 01:04:16,893
Bumblebee, bumblebee,
bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee
1107
01:04:16,977 --> 01:04:19,312
Focus on the music.
Think melody.
1108
01:04:19,396 --> 01:04:20,772
Let the music be my guide.
1109
01:04:20,856 --> 01:04:22,232
That would be a start.
1110
01:04:33,118 --> 01:04:35,370
Who's the man? Stifler!
1111
01:04:37,873 --> 01:04:39,958
Huddle up, guys! Huddle up!
1112
01:04:47,716 --> 01:04:51,970
Huddle up! Come on! Okay.
1113
01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:54,139
All right, all right!
1114
01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:56,225
Good hustle, guys.
Good hustle.
1115
01:04:56,308 --> 01:05:00,808
But you can still lose. You all
saw what happened to Oz out there.
1116
01:05:01,563 --> 01:05:06,063
I don't want to ever see any of
you thinking you're gonna score.
1117
01:05:06,902 --> 01:05:09,905
You don't score
until you score.
1118
01:05:09,988 --> 01:05:12,615
Until you score.
That's right, baby!
1119
01:05:12,699 --> 01:05:15,243
It all boils down to today.
1120
01:05:15,327 --> 01:05:18,705
For you seniors,
this marks the culmination
1121
01:05:18,789 --> 01:05:21,750
of the past four years.
Culmination.
1122
01:05:22,751 --> 01:05:26,504
I want you to think
about what this means to you.
1123
01:05:26,588 --> 01:05:30,049
Do you guys wanna look back
on your days at East
1124
01:05:30,134 --> 01:05:32,845
and know that you used
the time you had?
1125
01:05:32,928 --> 01:05:36,097
- Hell, yeah!
- You do!
1126
01:05:38,350 --> 01:05:40,268
Good attitude, Ostreicher.
1127
01:05:40,352 --> 01:05:41,728
Good luck, fellas.
1128
01:05:42,646 --> 01:05:45,899
Christ, I didn't tell you
to leave the game.
1129
01:05:45,983 --> 01:05:47,192
I'm sorry, Coach.
1130
01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:50,112
You got someplace more
important to be, Ostreicher?
1131
01:05:50,195 --> 01:05:51,321
Yeah.
1132
01:05:53,157 --> 01:05:54,575
Ostreicher!
1133
01:05:55,617 --> 01:05:59,454
Oz? Fuckface?
1134
01:05:59,538 --> 01:06:00,956
Ostreicher!
1135
01:06:27,191 --> 01:06:29,484
Hey, Oz!
Ozmeister!
1136
01:06:30,444 --> 01:06:31,987
Oh, great.
What about the game?
1137
01:06:32,070 --> 01:06:33,279
I'm not playing.
1138
01:06:33,363 --> 01:06:35,365
You're missing
the game for us?
1139
01:06:35,449 --> 01:06:38,118
No, I'm missing
the game for you.
1140
01:06:41,205 --> 01:06:43,874
Does this mean I'm not
gonna get to do the duet?
1141
01:06:43,957 --> 01:06:45,291
Albert, you suck.
1142
01:06:50,589 --> 01:06:52,465
I don't think
he's coming back.
1143
01:06:52,549 --> 01:06:54,968
Close my eyes at night
1144
01:06:55,052 --> 01:06:56,261
Close my eyes
1145
01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:59,723
Wondering where would I be
without you in my life
1146
01:06:59,806 --> 01:07:01,098
Oh
1147
01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:03,435
Everything I did
was just a bore
1148
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:04,770
Just a bore
1149
01:07:04,853 --> 01:07:08,565
Everywhere I went
seems I been there before
1150
01:07:08,649 --> 01:07:10,901
But you brighten up for me
But you brighten up for me
1151
01:07:11,026 --> 01:07:12,944
All of my days
All of my days
1152
01:07:13,028 --> 01:07:14,821
With a love so sweet
1153
01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:16,281
In so many ways
1154
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,784
I just wanna stop
1155
01:07:18,867 --> 01:07:20,618
And thank you, baby
And thank you, baby
1156
01:07:20,702 --> 01:07:23,287
I just wanna stop
1157
01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:24,956
And thank you, baby
And thank you, baby
1158
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,499
Thank you, baby
1159
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:28,585
How sweet it is
How sweet it is
1160
01:07:28,669 --> 01:07:31,213
To be loved by you
To be loved by you
1161
01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:36,760
Yeah, Oz!
You fucking rule!
1162
01:07:36,843 --> 01:07:39,470
Fucking rule!
Yeah!
1163
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:44,226
Maybe the words
aren't that important.
1164
01:07:44,309 --> 01:07:46,519
It's like, I know he really
cares about me, you know?
1165
01:07:46,603 --> 01:07:48,813
Even if he can't say it,
he does.
1166
01:07:48,897 --> 01:07:52,692
And yeah, he always talks about sex,
but that's okay, 'cause he's a guy, right?
1167
01:07:52,776 --> 01:07:54,402
He's got a dick.
He's a guy.
1168
01:07:54,486 --> 01:07:55,904
Right.
1169
01:07:55,988 --> 01:07:57,406
Wait. Is this
translation right?
1170
01:07:57,489 --> 01:08:00,408
"Go home, bird teacher.
I've had enough."
1171
01:08:00,492 --> 01:08:02,911
I don't know.
I got it from Kevin.
1172
01:08:04,079 --> 01:08:07,082
So, does it hurt?
What?
1173
01:08:07,165 --> 01:08:10,501
You know, sex.
Does it hurt?
1174
01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:14,464
Yeah. I mean, the first time
you do it, you know, it hurts.
1175
01:08:14,548 --> 01:08:18,843
But then you, you do it
again and again and again...
1176
01:08:18,927 --> 01:08:21,971
It just starts to feel good.
Really good.
1177
01:08:22,055 --> 01:08:24,766
Okay, so say
I don't do it.
1178
01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,602
And then
I go off to college.
1179
01:08:27,686 --> 01:08:30,021
I might end up doing it
with some random guy
1180
01:08:30,105 --> 01:08:32,023
who totally turns out
to be a jerk.
1181
01:08:32,107 --> 01:08:33,691
This is true.
1182
01:08:33,775 --> 01:08:36,652
And I'll wish I would've
done it with Kevin.
1183
01:08:36,737 --> 01:08:38,655
So go do it with Kevin.
1184
01:08:39,615 --> 01:08:42,034
You think? Yeah.
You're... You're ready.
1185
01:08:42,117 --> 01:08:45,453
You're woman. Look at you.
You're ready for sex.
1186
01:08:45,537 --> 01:08:46,955
You're right.
I know.
1187
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:49,290
I'm gonna do it. I'm
gonna have sex. Now.
1188
01:08:49,374 --> 01:08:51,501
And it's gonna be right,
and it's gonna be just perfect.
1189
01:08:51,585 --> 01:08:53,795
Perfect sex.
Thanks, Jessica.
1190
01:08:53,879 --> 01:08:55,130
Please.
1191
01:08:56,923 --> 01:08:58,090
Kevin.
1192
01:08:59,384 --> 01:09:00,593
Kevin.
1193
01:09:02,888 --> 01:09:06,141
I wanna
have sex. Now?
1194
01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:12,480
Prom.
1195
01:09:16,068 --> 01:09:20,568
As you walk up those steps
and garner your award
1196
01:09:21,281 --> 01:09:25,368
Try not to forget about me
1197
01:09:25,452 --> 01:09:28,705
'Cause I was there when
you had no one else to hold
1198
01:09:30,999 --> 01:09:34,252
You used to look
just like a saint
1199
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:36,129
Stumbling towards
1200
01:09:36,213 --> 01:09:40,342
Yours and God's
very own quarantine
1201
01:09:40,425 --> 01:09:44,846
You used to never think
you'd ever grow old
1202
01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:57,692
You must be excited
about the big night tonight.
1203
01:09:57,776 --> 01:09:59,068
Thrilled.
1204
01:10:00,153 --> 01:10:01,404
Who's the lucky girl?
1205
01:10:03,073 --> 01:10:04,949
Michelle.
1206
01:10:05,033 --> 01:10:07,326
Yeah.
Michelle.
1207
01:10:08,203 --> 01:10:10,205
She must be very special.
1208
01:10:10,288 --> 01:10:12,081
Oh, she's special,
all right.
1209
01:10:12,165 --> 01:10:15,376
I'm sure she is special if you
picked her out of the whole bunch.
1210
01:10:19,423 --> 01:10:22,843
Jim, I'm just gonna say one
thing before you leave tonight.
1211
01:10:24,636 --> 01:10:27,680
I want you to be
very, very careful
1212
01:10:29,474 --> 01:10:31,851
when you're putting on
1213
01:10:31,935 --> 01:10:33,394
the corsage.
1214
01:10:38,233 --> 01:10:39,317
Okay, Dad.
1215
01:10:39,401 --> 01:10:41,361
Promise me.
I promise.
1216
01:11:02,340 --> 01:11:02,381
Midnight at the oasis
1217
01:11:02,382 --> 01:11:06,094
Midnight at the oasis
1218
01:11:07,637 --> 01:11:11,641
Send your camel to bed
1219
01:11:12,934 --> 01:11:16,437
Shadows painting our faces
1220
01:11:16,521 --> 01:11:21,021
Traces of romance
in our heads
1221
01:11:23,111 --> 01:11:26,447
Heaven's holding
a half-moon
1222
01:11:28,283 --> 01:11:32,036
Shining just for us
1223
01:11:33,205 --> 01:11:37,167
Let's slip off
to a sand dune
1224
01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:39,377
Real soon
1225
01:11:39,461 --> 01:11:42,547
And kick up a little dust
1226
01:11:42,631 --> 01:11:47,131
Come on
Cactus is our friend
1227
01:11:47,719 --> 01:11:51,848
He'll point out the way
1228
01:11:51,932 --> 01:11:54,684
You know, at band camp,
we have dances like this,
1229
01:11:54,768 --> 01:11:56,728
only they're way funner.
1230
01:11:57,979 --> 01:12:01,399
Till the evening ends
1231
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:03,651
Hey, hey, hey
1232
01:12:11,743 --> 01:12:14,829
All right, status check.
Where do you guys stand?
1233
01:12:14,913 --> 01:12:18,708
Finch, we know where you are,
but can't really use that as an excuse.
1234
01:12:18,792 --> 01:12:20,585
Jim?
1235
01:12:20,669 --> 01:12:25,090
My date's a flute-toting band dork.
Does that answer your question?
1236
01:12:25,173 --> 01:12:28,593
Oz, is this vocal-jazz shit
gonna pay off or what?
1237
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:31,346
Kevin, what's with
the attitude?
1238
01:12:31,429 --> 01:12:34,306
Attitude? Me?
1239
01:12:34,391 --> 01:12:37,018
I think you guys should be
a little more enthusiastic.
1240
01:12:37,811 --> 01:12:39,687
This is the night
we've been waiting for.
1241
01:12:39,771 --> 01:12:41,814
We're in this together.
You guys can't back out.
1242
01:12:41,898 --> 01:12:45,484
Kev, you don't need us to get
laid. Are you afraid or something?
1243
01:12:45,569 --> 01:12:48,863
No. Come on.
We made a pact.
1244
01:12:49,447 --> 01:12:52,241
You can't break that.
You guys are gonna have to...
1245
01:12:52,325 --> 01:12:56,078
Have to what, Kev, huh?
I don't have to do shit.
1246
01:12:56,162 --> 01:13:00,416
Forget it already. I am so sick
and tired of all this bullshit pressure.
1247
01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:04,712
I've never even had sex, and
already, I can't stand it. I hate sex!
1248
01:13:04,796 --> 01:13:07,882
And I'm not gonna stand around here
busting my balls over something that,
1249
01:13:07,966 --> 01:13:10,635
quite frankly,
isn't that damn important.
1250
01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:12,512
I'm gonna go hang out
with that geek over there
1251
01:13:12,596 --> 01:13:16,600
'cause at least she has something
else to talk about besides sex.
1252
01:13:16,683 --> 01:13:17,892
Goddamn.
1253
01:13:19,978 --> 01:13:21,104
Yeah.
1254
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:25,817
You know, at least I learned
how to shit in school, buddy.
1255
01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:27,777
Hey, Finch.
1256
01:13:27,861 --> 01:13:30,613
Wanna dance?
Yeah.
1257
01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:34,534
Oooh
1258
01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:37,412
How come you have no date?
1259
01:13:37,495 --> 01:13:39,705
I like to keep
my options open.
1260
01:13:39,789 --> 01:13:41,749
I got something for you.
1261
01:13:44,085 --> 01:13:45,753
Consider it
a consolation prize.
1262
01:13:48,924 --> 01:13:51,468
Jessica, this is great! Wow!
1263
01:13:51,551 --> 01:13:54,136
Felt sort of guilty
about taking your money.
1264
01:13:54,220 --> 01:13:55,846
You spent $200 on this?
1265
01:13:55,931 --> 01:14:00,018
No, I spent 50 on the flask,
150 on the earrings.
1266
01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:03,813
These are...
Let me just clarify
1267
01:14:03,897 --> 01:14:06,441
that you have no chance
of scoring with me, Finch.
1268
01:14:06,524 --> 01:14:08,192
Of course not!
1269
01:14:08,276 --> 01:14:10,778
So I take it you and
Sherman are pretty close, huh?
1270
01:14:10,862 --> 01:14:12,905
You met at that party
a while back, right?
1271
01:14:12,989 --> 01:14:14,949
Yeah, we were up
all night together.
1272
01:14:15,033 --> 01:14:18,119
We had one of those
amazingly deep conversations
1273
01:14:18,203 --> 01:14:21,497
where you feel like you
really get to know someone.
1274
01:14:22,457 --> 01:14:24,542
Deep conversation, huh?
1275
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:26,794
Is that what you call it?
1276
01:14:26,878 --> 01:14:28,796
What else would I call it?
1277
01:14:35,762 --> 01:14:37,472
Thank you, Great Falls.
1278
01:14:37,555 --> 01:14:40,849
We're gonna take a little
break. You are beautiful.
1279
01:14:44,896 --> 01:14:46,188
You suck!
1280
01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:51,820
Excuse me, everyone.
1281
01:14:52,988 --> 01:14:55,198
Sorry to interrupt.
1282
01:14:55,281 --> 01:14:57,825
I just thought
you all should know this.
1283
01:14:57,909 --> 01:15:00,411
Chuck Sherman is a liar.
1284
01:15:00,495 --> 01:15:02,371
I never had sex with him.
1285
01:15:02,455 --> 01:15:04,582
He's never had sex
with anyone.
1286
01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:06,668
I know this because
he told me.
1287
01:15:06,751 --> 01:15:09,879
Once he tried to screw
a grapefruit, but that's all.
1288
01:15:09,963 --> 01:15:12,548
Oh. He also told me
that when he gets nervous,
1289
01:15:12,632 --> 01:15:14,383
he sometimes
wets his pants.
1290
01:15:14,467 --> 01:15:16,427
Thank you for your time.
1291
01:15:30,984 --> 01:15:34,153
Guess what?
Not interested.
1292
01:15:34,237 --> 01:15:38,737
Kevin. Come on, man. The bus
to Stifler's is gonna be here soon.
1293
01:15:38,950 --> 01:15:41,285
I'm not going.
What?
1294
01:15:41,369 --> 01:15:42,620
Why not?
1295
01:15:44,164 --> 01:15:47,750
Look, things didn't really
turn out how I wanted them to.
1296
01:15:49,210 --> 01:15:51,462
I mean, I don't even know
what I'm doing.
1297
01:15:51,546 --> 01:15:55,091
I'm acting like I've got
everything together tonight.
1298
01:15:55,175 --> 01:15:58,970
I know that Vicky's gonna
ask me if I love her, and
1299
01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:01,139
I don't know
what I'm gonna say.
1300
01:16:01,222 --> 01:16:02,806
I mean,
I'm on the brink.
1301
01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:06,561
I'm just about to do it.
I should be psyched.
1302
01:16:06,644 --> 01:16:10,564
I don't know. Maybe you're
right. Maybe I am just scared.
1303
01:16:11,441 --> 01:16:14,652
Come on, Kev.
Tonight is the night.
1304
01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:17,780
We, we are finally going to a
post-prom party on the lake.
1305
01:16:17,864 --> 01:16:20,825
We have been waiting
for this for four years.
1306
01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:24,329
Why else have we been friends
with Stifler all this time, right?
1307
01:16:24,412 --> 01:16:25,955
We were friends
with Stifler?
1308
01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:28,458
Hey, look.
1309
01:16:30,210 --> 01:16:32,921
Sherman didn't
even get laid.
1310
01:16:33,004 --> 01:16:35,423
He didn't?
No, he pissed himself.
1311
01:16:36,883 --> 01:16:38,009
What?
1312
01:16:39,511 --> 01:16:41,513
We'll tell you on the bus.
1313
01:16:41,596 --> 01:16:44,849
I'm gonna go inside
and grab my bag.
1314
01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:46,768
My date, too, perhaps?
1315
01:16:49,145 --> 01:16:51,272
Stifler's mom got it
in the divorce.
1316
01:16:51,356 --> 01:16:53,316
That reminds me
of this one time...
1317
01:16:53,399 --> 01:16:56,193
Hey, can I ask you
a question?
1318
01:16:56,277 --> 01:16:59,029
How come you don't have
any stories? I've got lots of them
1319
01:16:59,114 --> 01:17:01,366
and you don't have any.
1320
01:17:01,449 --> 01:17:04,618
Oh, I've got stories.
Believe me. They're just...
1321
01:17:04,702 --> 01:17:07,454
They're just a little more
risque than tales of band camp.
1322
01:17:07,580 --> 01:17:12,042
Are they gross or something?
Like guy stuff? Tell me!
1323
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:13,795
Okay. You want a story?
1324
01:17:13,878 --> 01:17:16,589
Here's a story.
Stifler finds this beer...
1325
01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:22,386
This is the nicest room
in the house.
1326
01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:23,929
Kev, it's perfect.
1327
01:17:36,484 --> 01:17:38,861
You guys are gonna
fuck, aren't you?
1328
01:17:38,945 --> 01:17:41,405
Fuckers!
Fuckers, fuckers!
1329
01:17:41,489 --> 01:17:44,200
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers!
1330
01:17:45,451 --> 01:17:47,744
Out.
Come on!
1331
01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:50,248
Get out.
Man!
1332
01:18:08,141 --> 01:18:10,268
There's something I've been
meaning to tell you, Heather.
1333
01:18:10,351 --> 01:18:12,770
What's that?
1334
01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:16,232
It's gonna sound really
bad, but, I want you to know...
1335
01:18:17,901 --> 01:18:19,277
You see...
1336
01:18:20,653 --> 01:18:23,197
I'm a virgin, and...
1337
01:18:24,991 --> 01:18:27,618
Well, me, Kevin,
Jim and Finch were...
1338
01:18:27,702 --> 01:18:30,204
We all made this pact
1339
01:18:30,288 --> 01:18:33,291
that we would
lose our virginity
1340
01:18:33,374 --> 01:18:35,918
before high school
was over,
1341
01:18:36,002 --> 01:18:39,714
and tonight is supposed to
be the night that we all do it.
1342
01:18:40,632 --> 01:18:42,800
This isn't the best way
to proposition me.
1343
01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:45,469
No, that's...
That's not what I mean.
1344
01:18:45,553 --> 01:18:47,221
What I mean is...
1345
01:18:49,057 --> 01:18:52,143
Look, do you know what
made me leave that game?
1346
01:18:52,227 --> 01:18:55,647
See, Coach, he was
giving us this speech about
1347
01:18:55,730 --> 01:18:58,983
not slacking off when you see
the opportunity to score...
1348
01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:00,526
This isn't
any better, Chris.
1349
01:19:00,610 --> 01:19:03,404
No, see...
You see, Heather,
1350
01:19:03,488 --> 01:19:06,365
what I realized
is that with you,
1351
01:19:06,449 --> 01:19:10,327
it's not like
I'm running towards a goal
1352
01:19:10,411 --> 01:19:12,913
looking for the best way
to score.
1353
01:19:13,957 --> 01:19:16,626
This may sound
a little corny, but,
1354
01:19:17,502 --> 01:19:19,670
I feel like
I've already won.
1355
01:19:22,131 --> 01:19:25,134
And I care about you a lot.
1356
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:29,096
Oz, I know.
1357
01:19:31,432 --> 01:19:32,516
You called me Oz.
1358
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:34,935
Well, yeah.
1359
01:19:35,019 --> 01:19:37,021
It's what your friends
call you.
1360
01:19:37,105 --> 01:19:40,233
I mean, I feel like
I'm one of your friends now.
1361
01:19:40,316 --> 01:19:42,943
And your girlfriend?
1362
01:19:45,822 --> 01:19:50,201
I never thought
that I could love like this
1363
01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:53,538
This feeling inside me
is growing
1364
01:19:53,621 --> 01:19:58,121
I never thought
that you would come
1365
01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:19,647
Are you lost?
1366
01:20:23,735 --> 01:20:26,571
You're Stifler's mom.
1367
01:20:26,654 --> 01:20:28,739
No, no, not lost. Just...
1368
01:20:30,074 --> 01:20:32,076
You know, taking the tour.
1369
01:20:34,037 --> 01:20:37,665
Hey, thank you for letting us
have this wonderful party.
1370
01:20:37,749 --> 01:20:40,710
As if there was an
alternative in the matter.
1371
01:20:46,174 --> 01:20:48,176
50, YOU enjoying yourself?
1372
01:20:48,259 --> 01:20:51,387
I'm three sheets
to the wind, ma'am.
1373
01:20:51,971 --> 01:20:54,139
I'm so happy for YOU-
1374
01:20:54,223 --> 01:20:55,933
But it takes the edge off,
doesn't it?
1375
01:20:57,852 --> 01:20:59,436
Where's your
little date tonight?
1376
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,355
No date. It was...
1377
01:21:01,439 --> 01:21:03,566
It was a bathroom incident.
1378
01:21:04,692 --> 01:21:05,984
Pardon me?
1379
01:21:06,069 --> 01:21:07,320
Never mind.
1380
01:21:12,033 --> 01:21:14,744
You have anything to drink?
1381
01:21:14,827 --> 01:21:17,913
I believe the kegs
are upstairs.
1382
01:21:17,997 --> 01:21:20,457
That is what
the cretins drink.
1383
01:21:20,541 --> 01:21:22,543
I'm talking about alcohol,
liquor.
1384
01:21:22,627 --> 01:21:25,588
The good stuff.
All right.
1385
01:21:27,590 --> 01:21:29,383
I got some scotch.
1386
01:21:29,467 --> 01:21:30,634
Single malt?
1387
01:21:30,718 --> 01:21:32,136
Aged 18 years.
1388
01:21:33,971 --> 01:21:35,681
The way I like it.
1389
01:21:39,894 --> 01:21:42,730
Why don't you go grab
a glass from the bar?
1390
01:21:44,357 --> 01:21:46,025
I think I should.
1391
01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:48,402
Allow me.
1392
01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,323
You know it's
a bitching party.
1393
01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:55,576
The Stif-man always
comes through in the clutch.
1394
01:21:59,414 --> 01:22:02,083
And then he just
puked his brains out.
1395
01:22:02,166 --> 01:22:05,210
That is a nasty story.
Yep, I told you.
1396
01:22:05,294 --> 01:22:09,256
Do you want to hear a nasty
story of mine? It's sort of sexual.
1397
01:22:11,342 --> 01:22:13,969
Yeah! Yeah, let's hear it.
1398
01:22:14,053 --> 01:22:18,553
Okay, well, this one time at band
camp, we were playing this game.
1399
01:22:19,058 --> 01:22:22,561
I don't know if you know it,
but it's called "Spin the Bottle."
1400
01:22:22,645 --> 01:22:26,732
And I had to kiss this guy
named Mark Wander on the lips.
1401
01:22:26,816 --> 01:22:28,442
And...
And he plays trombone...
1402
01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:31,237
So how do you want to be?
1403
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,989
Like, how do you
want to do it?
1404
01:22:35,324 --> 01:22:38,201
I don't know.
How do you?
1405
01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:42,786
Like normal style.
The missionary position.
1406
01:22:45,668 --> 01:22:46,835
Okay.
1407
01:22:53,009 --> 01:22:54,093
Kev?
1408
01:22:54,969 --> 01:22:58,013
Yeah?
I wanna hear you say it.
1409
01:22:58,097 --> 01:22:59,181
Okay.
1410
01:23:02,643 --> 01:23:03,977
Victoria...
1411
01:23:05,646 --> 01:23:07,022
I love you.
1412
01:23:08,649 --> 01:23:09,983
I love you.
1413
01:23:22,955 --> 01:23:24,748
Don't stray
1414
01:23:24,832 --> 01:23:27,334
Don't ever go away
1415
01:23:27,418 --> 01:23:30,170
I should be much
too smart for this
1416
01:23:30,254 --> 01:23:32,798
You know it gets
the better of me
1417
01:23:32,882 --> 01:23:37,094
Sometimes,
when you and I collide
1418
01:23:37,178 --> 01:23:38,304
Oh. My hair.
1419
01:23:38,387 --> 01:23:40,222
I fall into
an ocean of you
1420
01:23:40,306 --> 01:23:42,349
Pull me out in time
1421
01:23:42,433 --> 01:23:44,268
Don't let me drown
1422
01:23:44,352 --> 01:23:46,645
Let me down
1423
01:23:46,729 --> 01:23:48,021
You Okay?
1424
01:23:49,232 --> 01:23:52,276
Yeah. Go slow.
1425
01:23:53,277 --> 01:23:55,988
Say you'll stay
1426
01:23:56,072 --> 01:23:59,533
Don't come and go
1427
01:23:59,617 --> 01:24:01,660
Like you do
1428
01:24:03,454 --> 01:24:06,123
Sway my Way
1429
01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:09,293
Yeah, I need to know
1430
01:24:09,377 --> 01:24:12,046
All about you
1431
01:24:13,548 --> 01:24:15,883
Say you'll stay
1432
01:24:15,967 --> 01:24:18,469
So the end of
the story is you
1433
01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:21,097
had to kiss the guy
for 20 seconds.
1434
01:24:21,180 --> 01:24:25,267
Yes! And he was such a dork.
Everyone laughed at me
1435
01:24:25,351 --> 01:24:27,770
but I didn't care
because it was so funny.
1436
01:24:27,853 --> 01:24:29,145
I get it.
1437
01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:33,067
And this one time at band
camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
1438
01:24:36,904 --> 01:24:38,030
Excuse me?
1439
01:24:38,114 --> 01:24:40,825
What? You don't think
I know how to get myself off?
1440
01:24:40,908 --> 01:24:44,286
Hell, that's what half of
band camp is. Sex Ed.
1441
01:24:44,370 --> 01:24:48,082
So are we gonna screw soon?
'Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.
1442
01:24:56,299 --> 01:24:57,675
This'll do.
1443
01:25:00,428 --> 01:25:01,470
Ow!
1444
01:25:04,432 --> 01:25:08,932
Now, I have two rubbers. Wear
them both. It'll desensitize you.
1445
01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:12,189
I don't want you coming
so damn early this time.
1446
01:25:13,733 --> 01:25:15,860
What makes you think
that I would come early?
1447
01:25:15,943 --> 01:25:18,195
Come on.
I saw you on the net.
1448
01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:20,281
Why do you think
I accepted this date?
1449
01:25:20,364 --> 01:25:22,157
You're a sure thing.
1450
01:25:25,077 --> 01:25:26,453
Yes, I am.
1451
01:25:28,205 --> 01:25:32,250
So I said, "This is very obviously
a Piero della Francesca."
1452
01:25:40,009 --> 01:25:44,509
So, would you object if I said
that you were quite striking?
1453
01:25:46,849 --> 01:25:50,727
Mr. Finch, are you
trying to seduce me?
1454
01:25:50,811 --> 01:25:52,062
Yes, ma'am, I am.
1455
01:25:52,146 --> 01:25:55,274
And here's to you,
Mrs. Robinson
1456
01:25:55,358 --> 01:25:59,779
Jesus loves you
more than you will know
1457
01:25:59,862 --> 01:26:02,406
Whoa, whoa, whoa
1458
01:26:02,490 --> 01:26:05,743
Stand up tall,
Mrs. Robinson
1459
01:26:05,826 --> 01:26:07,702
God in heaven smiles
on those who pray
1460
01:26:07,787 --> 01:26:09,789
You're dead.
1461
01:26:09,872 --> 01:26:12,249
Hey, hey, hey
1462
01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:13,751
Hey, hey, hey
1463
01:26:16,754 --> 01:26:19,339
Sway my Way
1464
01:26:19,423 --> 01:26:22,426
Yeah, I need to know
1465
01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:25,930
All about you
1466
01:26:26,013 --> 01:26:28,557
And there's no cure
1467
01:26:28,641 --> 01:26:31,185
And no way to be sure
1468
01:26:31,268 --> 01:26:33,728
Why everything's
turned inside out
1469
01:26:33,813 --> 01:26:35,731
instilling so much doubt
1470
01:26:35,815 --> 01:26:38,192
It makes me so tired
1471
01:26:38,275 --> 01:26:41,069
I feel so uninspired
1472
01:26:41,153 --> 01:26:43,738
My head is battling
with my heart
1473
01:26:43,823 --> 01:26:47,576
My logic has been torn apart
And now
1474
01:26:47,702 --> 01:26:50,121
- I had no idea
you'd be this good. - Neither did I.
1475
01:26:50,204 --> 01:26:52,080
Oh, Finchy. Finch.
1476
01:26:52,164 --> 01:26:55,083
Oh, Stifler's mom, whoa!
Finchy!
1477
01:27:03,467 --> 01:27:04,593
Okay, let's go.
1478
01:27:04,677 --> 01:27:06,970
What's my name?
Say my name, bitch!
1479
01:27:07,054 --> 01:27:08,930
Michelle, Michelle.
1480
01:27:10,599 --> 01:27:11,891
JIM; Oh, God.
1481
01:27:40,504 --> 01:27:42,255
That was a great night, huh?
1482
01:27:45,843 --> 01:27:47,010
Yeah.
1483
01:27:48,596 --> 01:27:51,849
I mean, I just can't believe
we had our senior prom.
1484
01:27:51,932 --> 01:27:54,017
I know.
1485
01:27:54,101 --> 01:27:56,103
It went by so fast.
1486
01:27:56,187 --> 01:27:57,646
Yeah, it did.
1487
01:27:58,773 --> 01:27:59,940
Kevin?
1488
01:28:05,112 --> 01:28:08,865
Next year with you going to
Ann Arbor and me going to Ithaca,
1489
01:28:10,868 --> 01:28:12,995
it's not gonna work, is it?
1490
01:28:14,079 --> 01:28:16,206
No. Don't say that.
1491
01:28:16,290 --> 01:28:18,875
I mean,
we could make it work.
1492
01:28:20,085 --> 01:28:22,462
It'll be perfect.
No, Kevin.
1493
01:28:24,423 --> 01:28:26,758
But... See, that's
what I've been realizing
1494
01:28:26,842 --> 01:28:29,928
is that nothing's perfect.
1495
01:28:30,012 --> 01:28:32,264
And you can't
plan everything.
1496
01:28:34,308 --> 01:28:37,644
Well, I guess
you will be pretty far away.
1497
01:28:39,355 --> 01:28:42,274
And we'll be on our own,
meeting new people.
1498
01:28:46,779 --> 01:28:48,530
Last night, though.
1499
01:28:52,368 --> 01:28:53,994
I wasn't lying.
1500
01:28:56,580 --> 01:28:57,831
I know.
1501
01:29:14,348 --> 01:29:15,766
She's gone.
1502
01:29:18,018 --> 01:29:19,894
Oh, my God.
She used me.
1503
01:29:19,979 --> 01:29:21,355
I was used.
1504
01:29:24,024 --> 01:29:25,400
I was used.
1505
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:27,444
Cool!
1506
01:29:29,905 --> 01:29:31,615
What's this door locked...
1507
01:29:31,699 --> 01:29:33,409
Mom, where's...
1508
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:37,912
Mom? Shit-brick?
1509
01:29:37,997 --> 01:29:39,248
Hey, Stifler.
1510
01:29:41,834 --> 01:29:44,294
Do do do
Do do do do
1511
01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:47,213
I just gotta say
that women,
1512
01:29:48,591 --> 01:29:52,303
like a fine wine,
only get better with age.
1513
01:29:52,386 --> 01:29:56,515
Of course, I have no basis
for comparison, but
1514
01:29:56,599 --> 01:29:57,891
it was good.
1515
01:29:57,975 --> 01:30:00,310
So you almost made it,
huh, Oz?
1516
01:30:00,394 --> 01:30:02,771
I'll just say that we had
a great night together.
1517
01:30:02,855 --> 01:30:04,815
Hang in there, buddy.
1518
01:30:04,899 --> 01:30:06,233
You'll get there.
1519
01:30:06,317 --> 01:30:09,361
You know, guys, I
think we're falling in love.
1520
01:30:11,739 --> 01:30:13,031
Wow.
1521
01:30:13,115 --> 01:30:15,575
That's great, man.
That's awesome.
1522
01:30:16,911 --> 01:30:19,747
You know what
the coolest thing is, guys?
1523
01:30:19,830 --> 01:30:22,374
It's this.
You know, right now.
1524
01:30:22,458 --> 01:30:25,794
It's true. I mean, after this,
everything's gonna be different.
1525
01:30:25,878 --> 01:30:27,629
After getting laid?
1526
01:30:29,089 --> 01:30:30,507
After high school.
1527
01:30:30,591 --> 01:30:32,301
Here's to the next step.
1528
01:30:32,384 --> 01:30:33,385
To the next step.
1529
01:30:33,469 --> 01:30:34,761
To the next step.
1530
01:30:34,845 --> 01:30:36,513
To the next step.
1531
01:30:39,308 --> 01:30:40,600
Do do do
Do do do do
1532
01:30:40,684 --> 01:30:43,103
Do do do
Do do do do
1533
01:30:43,187 --> 01:30:45,522
Do do do
Do do do do
1534
01:30:45,606 --> 01:30:48,025
Do do do
Do do do do
1535
01:30:54,114 --> 01:30:55,949
Chickety China
the Chinese chicken
1536
01:30:56,033 --> 01:30:58,368
You have a drumstick
and your brain stops ticking
1537
01:30:58,452 --> 01:30:59,953
Watching X Files
with no lights on
1538
01:31:00,037 --> 01:31:02,247
We're dans la maison I hope
the Smoking Man's in this one
1539
01:31:02,331 --> 01:31:04,374
Like Harrison Ford
I'm getting frantic
1540
01:31:04,458 --> 01:31:06,793
Like Sting I'm tantric Like
Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
1541
01:31:06,877 --> 01:31:08,712
Like Kurosawa
I make mad films
1542
01:31:08,796 --> 01:31:11,006
Okay, I don't make films but
if I did they'd have a samurai
1543
01:31:11,090 --> 01:31:13,592
Gonna get a set of better clubs
gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
1544
01:31:13,676 --> 01:31:15,386
So my irons aren't always
flying off the backswing
1545
01:31:15,469 --> 01:31:17,304
Gonna get in tune with
Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon
1546
01:31:17,388 --> 01:31:19,765
Has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing
1547
01:31:19,848 --> 01:31:21,808
How can I help it if I think
you're funny when you're mad
1548
01:31:21,892 --> 01:31:24,060
Trying hard not to smile
though I feel bad
1549
01:31:24,144 --> 01:31:25,687
I'm the kind of guy
who laughs at a funeral
1550
01:31:25,771 --> 01:31:26,897
Sweetheart?
1551
01:31:26,981 --> 01:31:27,356
Can't understand what I mean
You soon will
1552
01:31:27,356 --> 01:31:27,439
Can't understand what I mean
You soon will
1553
01:31:27,439 --> 01:31:28,273
Can't understand what I mean
You soon will
1554
01:31:28,357 --> 01:31:30,233
It's been one week
since you looked at me
1555
01:31:30,317 --> 01:31:32,068
Dropped your arms to
the side and said, I'm sorry
1556
01:31:32,152 --> 01:31:36,406
Hello to your mother your
brother significant other
1557
01:31:36,490 --> 01:31:40,990
I am the summertime
1558
01:31:41,078 --> 01:31:45,332
And I'm here
to free your mind
1559
01:31:46,667 --> 01:31:50,587
Kick off your shoes the blues
and use anything but your mind
1560
01:31:50,671 --> 01:31:55,171
'Cause this is
the summertime
1561
01:31:55,509 --> 01:32:00,009
And it's here
to free your mind
1562
01:32:01,265 --> 01:32:05,765
How many other people
can you save today?
1563
01:32:06,061 --> 01:32:10,561
Don't you think it's high
time that you sail away?
1564
01:32:10,983 --> 01:32:15,483
Leave today
Don't fall behind
1565
01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:19,950
Try something new Turn
into you if only for a short time
1566
01:32:20,034 --> 01:32:24,534
I am the summertime
1567
01:32:24,705 --> 01:32:29,205
And I'm here
to free your mind
1568
01:32:39,386 --> 01:32:41,846
Love is tragic
Love is bold
1569
01:32:41,930 --> 01:32:45,642
You will always do
what you are told
1570
01:32:49,772 --> 01:32:52,316
Love is hard
Love is strong
1571
01:32:52,399 --> 01:32:55,568
You will never say
that you were wrong
1572
01:33:00,199 --> 01:33:02,826
I don't know
when I got bitter
1573
01:33:02,910 --> 01:33:07,410
Love is surely better
when it's gone
1574
01:33:09,291 --> 01:33:11,918
'Cause you wanted more
1575
01:33:12,002 --> 01:33:14,504
More than I could give
1576
01:33:14,588 --> 01:33:17,173
More than I could handle
1577
01:33:17,257 --> 01:33:19,968
And a life
that I can't live
1578
01:33:20,052 --> 01:33:22,512
You wanted more
1579
01:33:22,596 --> 01:33:25,140
More than I could bear
1580
01:33:25,224 --> 01:33:27,643
More than I could offer
1581
01:33:27,726 --> 01:33:31,271
And a love
that isn't there
1582
01:33:42,366 --> 01:33:45,035
Love is color
Love is love
1583
01:33:45,119 --> 01:33:48,205
Love is never saying
you're too proud
1584
01:33:52,835 --> 01:33:55,462
Love is trusting
Love is honest
1585
01:33:55,546 --> 01:33:58,840
Love is not a hand
that holds you down
1586
01:34:03,303 --> 01:34:05,888
I don't know
when I got bitter
1587
01:34:05,973 --> 01:34:10,473
Love is surely
better when it's gone
1588
01:34:12,437 --> 01:34:14,939
'Cause you wanted more
1589
01:34:15,023 --> 01:34:17,567
More than I could give
1590
01:34:17,651 --> 01:34:20,320
More than I could handle
1591
01:34:20,404 --> 01:34:22,989
And a life
that I can't live
1592
01:34:23,073 --> 01:34:25,533
You wanted more
1593
01:34:25,617 --> 01:34:28,244
More than I could bear
1594
01:34:28,328 --> 01:34:30,830
More than I could offer
1595
01:34:30,914 --> 01:34:35,126
And a love
that isn't there
1596
01:34:37,754 --> 01:34:41,549
I gotta pick me up
when I am down
1597
01:34:43,135 --> 01:34:46,680
I gotta get my feet back
on the ground
1598
01:34:48,599 --> 01:34:53,099
I gotta pick me up
when I am down
1599
01:35:04,281 --> 01:35:06,700
I don't know
when I got bitter
1600
01:35:06,783 --> 01:35:11,283
But love is surely better
when it's gone
1601
01:35:13,248 --> 01:35:15,792
'Cause you wanted more
1602
01:35:15,876 --> 01:35:18,378
More than I could give
1603
01:35:18,462 --> 01:35:20,589
More than I could handle
1604
01:35:20,672 --> 01:35:23,925
And a life
that I can't live
1605
01:35:24,009 --> 01:35:26,219
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