Original subtitles

St. Francesca Academy

Wow, this is impressive.

It's so big!

Let's go in the sauna, Yue!

Amazing!

This is a jacuzzi, isn't it?

There's a Dead Sea Bath over here!

There are all sorts of baths!

Let's go in all of them!

Hey, it's dangerous to run around!

Converting the school's shower room into a giant bath...

You have some pretty good ideas once in a while, Enshou.

It seems you finally understand how great I am, Sousou-san.

Oh, my... Don't you think the steam is a bit thick?

You're right.

Chinrin-san, could you turn on the ventilation fan?

Yes, ma'am.

Oh! The steam is clinging to her!

This feels great!

It really does. I feel like I'm going to fall asleep.

I'm floating!

I can't stay in there any longer.

We were only in there for thirty seconds.

That tickles!

Yay! It's bubbling!

Cut it out, Rin rin! Be quiet!

The steam has all cleared up now.

You truly are a great student council president.

The school won't be getting any complaints anymore.

Complaints about the steam?

Who complains about steam?

By the way, Enshou, the school festival is approaching.

Have you decided what you're going to do?

We thought of a lovely plan.

Of course!

I've put together an extraordinary plan.

It's A School Festival! Everyone Assemble!

maiagatteiku sajin

舞い上がっていく砂塵

The huge sand storm,

karamaru unmei o sashishimesu ka no you ni

絡まる運命を指し示すかのように

As if showing my way to my entwined destiny,

ookiku hirogaru

大きく広がる

Opens wide

sono saki ni shinjiteta

その先に信じてた

I believed if

mirai ga aru naraba

未来があるならば

There was a future beyond it

kono mi o toshite made mo

この身を賭してまでも

There was a reason for me to fight

tatakau imi ga aru

戦う意味がある

Even if put myself on the line

yuruginai omoi o kasaneau

揺るぎない思いを重ね合う

We share the same firm belief,

kono chikai shinjiteru

この誓い信じてる

I trust in this vow

taemanai ame ni utare

絶え間ない雨に打たれ

Getting pounded by the unceasing rain,

shoujo wa namida o nagashita

少女は涙を流した

A girl cries

ubawareta no wa dare no negai

奪われたのは誰の願い

Whose wish did it take away?

michibikidasu sono kotae wa

導き出すその答えは

That answer leading the way,

dare ni mo furesase wa shinai

誰にも触れさせはしない

Won’t let anyone go near it

hakanai hanabira no you ni

儚い花びらのように

It wouldn’t be so bad if the answer

chiru no mo waruku nai to

散るのも悪くないと

Disperses like transient flower petals

St. Francesca Academy School Festival

Hawawa Cafe

We're done.

All right!

It looks pretty good.

I'm looking forward to tomorrow's school festival!

Take a look!

Tadaa!

Oh?

What do you think?

It looks good on you.

I think the hat is especially nice.

You think so?

You're really something, Touka-oneechan.

Your head is the perfect place to put a hat!

Th-Thanks...

The uniform looks good, so now we need to decide on who'll work the kitchen.

You can leave the rice balls, balls of rice, and eggs on rice to me!

I'm good at Lillian knitting, but not so good at cooking.

Unfortunately, I have to do exhibit my bamboo shoots research findings at the school festival,

so I can't help.

Right, Sui?

What?! Me too?

Then...

What?

Oh, well, cooking isn't my strong suit, but I can cook a little.

Then let me give you a test.

What are the five basic ingredients of Japanese cuisine?

S-Sugar. S-Salt. V-Vinegar. C-C-C...

Cicada!

A-A-And a legend is born!

That certainly is legendary.

All right... I will take care of the kitchen.

Excuse us.

There she is.

We have a delivery for you, Koumei-san.

What? For me?

Yes. It was addressed to the school, but it's apparently for you.

Sonsei-sensei asked us to take it to you.

What could it be?

It's four cardboard boxes...

What's inside?

I'm going to open them up.

They were pretty heavy.

This is kind of exciting.

She's...

A member of the Nanban barbarians...

It's Shamu-san!

I'm still sleepy.

That means those other boxes must contain...

We are space aliens.

Boobie Aliens really do exist!

Catch her so that we can dissect her!

Attack!

Don't dissect me!

Me too! Me too!

What? A letter from Suikyou-sensei?

That's right. She said it was an important letter, so we came to deliver it in person.

So that's why you shipped yourselves here from Nanban Island...

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

How is Suikyou-sensei?

She's doing research all over the place.

What does it say?

Hinari-chan is coming!

Hinari-chan?

Oh! Hinari-chan...

You know her?

It's a euphemism for the the scrotum.

That's an "o-inari-san."

Hinari-chan was my best friend at Suikyou-sensei's school.

Hinari-chan used to live with Suikyou-sensei.

But Suikyou-sensei went to do research on Nanban Island for a long time.

She was afraid to leave Hinari-chan alone by herself.

She's transferring her to Francesca Academy since it has a dormitory.

Oh?

Hinari-chan is going to visit the school during the school festival tomorrow.

Suikyou-sensei wants me to show her around.

I see... If she's a friend of yours, she must have some incredible talents.

Yes. She must be a nice girl.

I look forward to meeting her.

If she's Shuri's friend, she's probably clumsy just like her!

I'm better than she is!

Cut it out, Rin rin!

How could you say that?

What's this? Are you jealous, Rin rin?

No, I'm not! You're right, but I'm not!

I want to see Hinari-chan soon.

Prefect

What? A foot-crushed-juice bar?

Yes. Karin-sama will be crushing fruits while wearing lovely clothes,

and we will serve the juice she makes.

Furthermore, if you pay an extra fee, you'll get to lick her juice-covered feet!

Naturally, only girls are allowed this special offer.

Lick her feet...

Come on, lick them.

Yes, just like that. You can lick all of it.

Delicious.

I-I-I can't allow that!

As a prefect, I cannot allow such an obscene event!

Oh? What's so obscene about it?

W-What's obscene?

You may be a prefect, but you're not basing your decision on anything

other than your personal feelings.

Trying to restrict us is outrageous! It is unforgivable!

Th-That's true, but...

That's enough, Keifa.

Don't you think you should give it a try for yourself before you decide it's obscene?

Y-Y-You want me to l-lick your f-f-foot?

Oh, my...

Oh, dear...

Science Room

Hey, don't you think this is a little too short?

Go Club

What are you talking about?!

Something this revealing is the best way to show off your beautiful legs!

Y-You think so?

Besides, performing together in a band while wearing the same costumes

will bring us closer to each other.

But I don't see Rikuson here.

Oh, Rikuson-sama is in that prep room.

The literature club is creating a magazine for the school festival,

so she's going to be focusing on that.

Ah, I see you've gotten your band uniforms fitted.

Shuuyu, I'd like to say that you're too old to be wearing that,

but they look better on you than your school uniform.

And aren't you a little too old to be wearing a school uniform, Kougai-dono?

I had no choice.

Your predecessor asked me to look after you.

I can't graduate yet.

That aside, don't you think your skirt is a bit too long?

This was trendy in our time.

When did you get here?

W-Why, if it isn't Teiiku-dono, one of the prefects.

What brings you here?

I think these are a little too short.

I don't want to nag,

but I think that the way your underwear shows every time you move is a bit perverted.

What are you saying?!

This white loin cloth is proof of our bond!

We shouldn't be embarrassed to show it off!

Ever since I received it, I have continued to wear it at all times with great pride.

I will not allow you to make fun of it!

You should wash it.

Anyway, as a prefect, I cannot ignore this issue.

But we can't get another uniform at this short notice.

This is problematic.

Sonken-sama, please leave this to me.

Teiiku-dono...

If you scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.

If you want, I can prepare something for you.

Right this way.

Oh?

This is...

Do you like it? If you overlook our uniforms, I'll let you touch it all you like.

You're a pretty sly one, aren't you?

You too.

Home Economics Room

It's finished!

My special ultimate ramen!

I'm going to use this in the cooking competition.

But I think it lacks some punch.

Now that you mention it, you're right.

Don't worry. I have a plan.

All right, I'm counting on you!

Okay!

Listen up, men!

The Chou Sisters are going to have a concert at our school festival tomorrow,

so we're going to practice cheering for them!

Sir, yes, sir!

Chou

From now on, you're worthless maggots!

No, you are shit itself!

I'm going to whip your shriveled, mushroom-like, pinky-sized, uncut spirit into shape!

Sir, yes, sir!

We're more loosely regulated than television, so I'm going to be hard on you!

Get ready!

Sir, yes, sir!

Hmm... Recently, I've put on some weight again.

You're late, Toshi! How long does it take for you to change?

Jeez! Don't enter without knocking! You surprised me.

Never mind that. If you don't hurry, Reiha-sama won't be able to begin practice.

Oh, were you staring at your stomach again?

Shut up.

Jeez. You've got a big chest, so you don't need to worry if you get a little chubby.

If anything, you're cuter when you're pudgy like that.

Y-You think so?

Yeah. So it's all right! Even if your waist size is twice your intelligence stat!

It's not that bad!

Okay...

St. Francesca Academy School Festival

Ladies and gentlemen!

All those who have come to St. Francesca Academy!

Welcome to Enjutsu-sama's Honey Water Show!

We have lots in store for you, so please enjoy the show right through to the end!

Now let's party!

Everyone! Welcome to St. Francesca Academy!

I hope our show will give you some great memories!

Hawawa, master! Your fried rice omelet is ready!

Here you go.

Wow!

Here it is!

Oh...

Fried Rice

Welcome back, master. Hawawa!

We're back.

The fried rice is ready!

Okay!

I'm going to get to see Hinari-chan soon.

I'm still not there yet?

I hope Shuri-chan waits for me.

I'm sure things will be all right.

I'm sure that Shuri-chan will wait for me.

I made it!

But I came a bit early.

What should I do?

Will I be able to find Shuri-chan?

Umm... Uhh...

Welcome.

Strangers are scary...

Shuri-chan... Hurry and come for me.

Now, then! Ms. Batai will now enter the box!

Everyone! I'll be away for just a little while. Take care.

Will it be just for a little while?

What?

Now then, everyone! I will be taking these regular swords and stabbing them into this box.

What? Hold it! Wait a second!

I never heard anything about that!

Stab!

Ouch! That hurts! This isn't good!

I still have more!

One more!

The finishing blow!

Now let's see how gruesome things are inside the box!

What? There's no one inside...

Then where is she?

I'm over here!

Thank you!

Thank you very much!

Those people look like insects.

Miu-sama, the big act is the popular pop-star group, the Chou Sisters.

This function is bound to be a success.

I know, I know.

Since you're the chief sponsor, your popularity is sure to skyrocket!

I can just imagine the frustrated look on Reiha-neesama's face!

It's almost time, everyone.

Get ready to stand by.

Let's put some spirit into this, everyone.

Okay!

Do your best!

It's our big day, but I wish that Sheren-neesama could see us.

It can't be helped. Neesama has work.

That's right. Sheren used to be known as the mini supreme ruler of her home.

But she finally decided to find a job and step out into the world.

We need to keep a loving watch over her.

I'm not dead, so don't place black ribbons around my picture.

Work is fun...

Bamboo Shoots Research

What's troubling you?

I was wondering why no one was coming around.

Don't panic.

We've prepared some homemade bamboo shoots, the result of your research.

Sooner or later, lots of men and women, young and old, will be lining up for this.

I hope so.

Shuri, it's about time for you to meet your friend.

Who's going to cook in your place? I could help...

It's all right. I've thought everything out.

Koumei-san! I've come to help out!

I see. She'll be a big help.

Thank you very much, Ten'i-san!

I'll be back in about two hours. Look after things, okay?

I will! Just leave this to me!

I hope she comes soon. I hope she comes soon.

I hope Shuri-chan comes soon.

Hinari-chan!

Shuri-chan!

Long time no see! How've you been?

Good! What about you?

I'm doing fine!

Say, Hinari-chan, where should we go first?

Anywhere you want to go.

Eat

I eat because there is food.

When I'm hungry, I eat.

Eat, then sleep.

Sweet jam bun or meat bun: which is better?

I'm human. I get hungry.

Why oh why do I get hungry?

I'm not getting customers...

I want to eat takoyaki...

Yeah!

Thank you! Thanks!

These girls are kind of good too.

Yeah! Yeah!

If you're going to betray us, then go home and jack off!

Sir, yes, sir!

You all look like you're ready for more!

We're going to do one more song!

One, two... One, two, three, four!

Milk... Doesn't anyone want freshly squeezed milk?

Hold on there! Whose permission did you get to do business here, girl?!

I'm the fearsome Ryou-paipai.

Note: Ryou-boobs

You've got some nerve trying to sell milk on my island without my permission.

You're hurting me.

Pay up, damn it!

Stop right there!

You're...

Who the hell are you?!

The envoy of valor and long-life, Kayuu Mask is here!

They like it! They like it!

We're doing well against Enjutsu-sama.

We're going to surprise Miu-san with our big act!

Okay!

Okay...

Dragon Mark's dental ice cream with xylitol?

Yes. It's sweet and very tasty, but it's also good for your teeth.

Here you go.

I gave you an extra scoop, so don't drop it.

How about it? Since you bought a cone, you can get your fortune told for free.

You shouldn't ride horses with white markings on their foreheads.

But I can't ride a horse.

Just be careful!

I wanted to help out Karin-sama...

It can't be helped, oneechan.

The way your eyelid swelled up after getting stung,

you can't work as a waitress at the juice bar.

But... it's the school festival...

That's true, but our plan is to use the haunted house to make customers scream

until their throats are dry and then lure them into the juice bar next door.

The horrible state your face is in is perfect for making this plan a success.

If we succeed, we'll get rewards and praise from Karin-sama.

You think so?

You really think so?

Karin-sama's Foot-crushed-juice Bar

Haunted House

Entrance

L-Let's skip this place.

Yeah.

Kou'u

and

Ryuuhou

Kanshin is a bottom who crawls between legs!

And Kou'u is a top who attacks from all sides!

I have one where Hanzon is a top and Hankai is a bottom too.

This truly is the Feast at Hong Gate.

Literature Club

Release Event

You're both quite knowledgeable!

Well...

Not really...

Battle

K-1

Grand Prix

Participants, come on in!

BJ! Gien

Cheer for us!

Butterfly

"Jienotsu"

Mask

It's finally beginning!

Butterfly "Jienotsu" Mask versus "BJ" Gien.

I, Chinrin, will be giving you the play-by-play.

Ramen lover, Gengan-sensei, will be delivering commentary.

Nice to meet you.

By the way, Gengan-san, I understand what the Butterfly Mask's "Jienotsu" means,

but what does Gien's "BJ" stand for?

I don't want anyone to get angry with me, so I have no comment on that!

Well, leaving that aside,

I'm very interested to see who will win

this strip rock-paper-scissors challenge!

Strip rock-paper-scissors?

I never heard about that, Kikyou-sama!

That's because I never said anything about it.

Let the match begin!

What?!

Jeez. How long is Sei going to be in the bathroom?

I've got to go pretty soon.

Oolong Tea

Damn it. I shouldn't have drunk all that oolong tea.

This is really bad.

But there's merchandise here. I can't leave.

I know! No one's here, so now's my chance.

There we go.

Jeez. Tripping in a place with nothing to trip over... You're so clumsy.

Cut it out, Riri.

But you really should be careful. You mustn't move your right hand for a while.

Okay.

I came, Ruru! If you don't hurry, the cooking competition is going to start!

What? Already?

Wait three minutes!

Get ready in 40 seconds!

Koumei-san! Thank goodness!

I have something to go to next, so I'm going to leave. Take care while I'm gone!

Ruru! Hurry, hurry!

Wait! Don't shove me!

What?! You sprained your right hand?

Yes. When I went to the health room, I was told not to move it for a while.

Then who's going to cook now?

We have no choice. I'll take over.

You can't do that! The health center will have to come!

Then what will we do?

Hawawa! We have an order.

Two Gojyougen fried rice omelets, three Suishi parfaits, and the Hokubatsu milk tea set!

Umm... I could do it.

What?

I always helped Suikyou-sensei with the cooking.

What is your name?

H-Houtou.

Take care of it, Houtou-dono.

We're counting on you!

Do your best!

Okay!

The Cooking Battle

All right, let's do this!

Yeah!

First, take some fine-grade wheat from Jizhou and mix it with fresh water from Mount Tai.

Then mix in lots of hot pepper paste.

Create a broth made of pork bones, chicken bones and vegetables.

Once it comes to a boil, carefully skim it.

Then mix in lots of hot pepper paste.

And top it all off with Kashin-sensei's roast pork, which is made from homemade flavored eggs

and pigs raised on fresh organic slops and Chin-san's special bamboo shots from Zhou County!

Then top it off with lots of hot pepper paste.

Hold it right there!

Why do you keep tossing in peppers?!

But if I don't, it won't have any punch to it.

I don't care! The ramen is all red!

In that case, I'll liven it up with some green jalapeños.

You idiot!

I love everyone!

Tenhou-chan!

Who's everyone's little sister?

Chihou-chan!

Very cute.

Renhou-chan!

Thanks!

That went well.

Now then, let's do this!

There! There!

There! There! There! There! There! There! There!

I did it!

I can't eat anymore...

Rock-paper-scissors!

Hawawa!

I request Kan'u-han.

What will you be having, master? Hawawa!

This is great!

Cheers!

Congratulations on the success of the school festival!

You all did a great job!

Your predecessor would be proud of you!

Did you see how well I did?

Hey, stop that. That tickles.

I want to touch her too.

I'm so happy!

That was fun!

I'm glad we were successful.

We did terribly.

Good work.

You really helped us out today.

What's wrong? Are you tired?

That's not it. I'm just a little worried.

Worried?

I'm going to be transferring to this school.

I'm not very outgoing, so I don't know if I'll make any friends.

She's just as silly as I thought she was.

Yeah.

Silly.

That's so mean. Ryuubi-san too?

You worked together with us to overcome a desperate situation.

You're already one of us.

So worrying about whether you'll make friends makes no sense!

That's right, Houtou-chan.

We're already friends.

Koumei-san!

So you're Koumei's friend who's going to transfer here. Pleased to meet you!

Houtou-dono...

A friend of a friend...

...is also a friend!

Yeah!

niihao

ニーハオ

Hello

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, It’s love no no

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, It’s love no no

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, It’s love no no

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, It’s love no no

kita kita ran ran dai ran ran

来た来た乱乱大乱乱

When the large part of the war came,

kono kokoro mo choppiri midarechau

この心もちょっぴり乱れちゃう

This heart also had immediate disorder

ichinan satte mata ichinan

一難去ってまた一難

It’s been one thing after another,

demo minna ga iru kara ganbareru

でもみんながいるから頑張れる

But everyone is standing firm!

hawawa hawawa hawawa hawahawa

はわわ はわわ はわわ はわはわ

Hawawa hawawa hawawa hawahawa

hawawa hawawa hawawa hawahawa

はわわ はわわ はわわ はわはわ

Hawawa hawawa hawahawa hawawa

otome to otome no ai kotoba

乙女と乙女の愛言葉

Don’t run away from a girl and her love speech,

sore nigenai megenai akiramenai~

それ逃げないめげない諦めないっ

Don’t be discouraged, and don’t give up

hai~

はいっ

Yes!

wazawai tenjite fuku to nasu

禍転じて福となす

Turn away from calamity,

kizutsuku hodo ni yasashiku nareruwa

傷つくほどに優しくなれるわ

And make good fortune, it will take tough love

hai~

はいっ

Yes!

koi mo yuujou mo tatakaimo zenbu

恋も友情も戦いもぜんぶ

Love and friendship and fighting and everything

「taisetsu sugite komacchau~！」

「大切すぎて困っちゃうっ！」

"Are excessively important"

shinjite yume mite koi shite ai shite

信じて 夢みて 恋して 愛して

Believe in it, see the dream, and love, love

「koketsu ni irazunba 『koi』 o ezu！」

「虎穴に入らずんば『恋』を得ず！」

"Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die!"

「boketsu wa horazu ni koi youyou！」

「墓穴は掘らずに恋揚揚！」

"Nothing ventured, nothing gained!"

iza~! yuuki rinrin dakishimete

いざっ！勇気凛凛抱きしめて

Come now! Embrace me with gusto.

iko~！ kokontouzai doko made mo

いこっ！古今東西どこまでも

Let’s go! Everyone everywhere and of all ages

kakugo o kimete

覚悟を決めて

Prepare yourself;

tsutae ni yuku wa

伝えにゆくわ

The legend is coming to life

「senrai no 『koi』 mo ippo kara！」

「千里の『恋』も一歩から！」

"Because love is a giant leap!"

hai~

はいっ

Yes!

ima~！ dai dai dai suki ai narite

いまっ！大大大好き愛成りて

Now! A huge, good love is coming

aa~！ ishindenshin negawakuba

嗚呼っ！以心伝心願わくば

Yeah! I wish for telepathy

anata no egao

あなたの笑顔

Your smile

mamoreru you ni

守れるように

Protects me in that way

「koi suru otome ni nigon nashi！」

「恋する乙女に二言無し！」

"Without going back on your word of love!"

「koi suru otome wa kokushimusou!!」

「恋する乙女は国士無双!!」

"Love me mister!!"

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, It’s love no no

aiya aiya aiya iyaiya

あいや あいや あいや いやいや

It’s love, it’s love, it’s love no no

iyaiya

いやいや

No no

iyaーn

いやーん

Nooooo~