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A vacation to a southern island, eh?

Mom, I'm hungry!

Well then, how about I cook up some noodles?

I sure wanted to go to a southern island, too.

Hey... I wonder why we're doing this?

Maybe it's because we only have an appearance here.

As if. There's no way that can be true.

That'd be nice.

Everyone!

Thank you very much for responding to my invitation on this occasion!

You need absolutely no money in my Enke Company's prized resort, Nyanban Island!

Everything shall be paid by me, the student council president!

Until we reach the island, please make yourselves at home!

To think that Enshou, the one who fought us during the student council president battle, would actually invite us to a vacation...

I hope there isn't something going on behind the scenes...

Hey, Sis, what do you think?

Shuuran, you don't have to think about it that hard.

It's Enshou, after all. She shouldn't have any premeditated plans.

It's nothing more than an obvious tactic to gain popularity.

What she said.

So let's at least enjoy ourselves.

Yummy~

Ahh, delish~

Hey Rinrin, swallowing down your food like that is bad-mannered.

What you said aside, you've piled up food on your plate too, Aisha.

No, this is...

Hm? Chouun-san?

I-I'll pretend I didn't see that...

I brought the dirty plates.

We also need more roast beef, please.

Okay!

Sorry, Kii.

You're supposed to be a guest, but I'm making you help out for my part-time job.

What are you saying? This is between you and me, Ruru!

Don't be so formal!

Okay?

Yup!

Miyu-sama... Miyu-sama?

I'm right here...

Miyu-sama, I have brought some food.

Yes, good work.

Now, hurry up and get the honey water out.

The thing is, I could only find normal water...

I'm sick of this!

Even if it's to prevent being seen, this place is too hot, and I can't bear it! We're going outside!

Please wait a moment!

We sneaked onto the ship to make Enshou-sama suffer while she's off her guard during vacation.

So please, bear with it until we reach the island tomorrow.

Oh, that's right.

Becoming the student council president and getting ahead of me and whatnot!

Whenever I think of the look of surprise on her face when we catch her off guard,

I just can't stop laughing!

Ah, Miyu-sama! Please get a hold of yourself!

Man, did we eat!

My stomach's full!

Wait, what are you eating when you just said that?!

Rinrin's favorite snack,

It's Delicious Sticks, Sheep Roasted As-Is Flavor!

It's a really popular snack with tens of flavors,

and comes with a lottery slip.

With five silver tigers or one golden tiger,

you can win an overseas vacation!

It's Delicious Sticks, eh?

Looking at those reminds me of Sis.

Eh? Aisha-san, you had a big sister?

Since you're a transfer student, it's no wonder you don't know about her, Shuri.

Aisha had an older stepsister, and with Rinrin the three swore the oath of sisterhood.

Our Sis's name is Ryuubi.

Like Rinrin, she likes It's Delicious Sticks, and was really happy when she won the overseas vacation.

Yup.

She was really enthusiastic at that time, even boarding the plane in her swimsuit.

But the plane crashed in the southern seas, and she went missing.

I'm sorry for bringing up painful memories.

No, it's nothing for you to worry about.

Besides, I believe in her.

No matter what kind of hardships she may face, if it's Sis...

If it's that easygoing Sis...

I believe that she's living happily somewhere even now under this very sky.

Everyone!

Welcome to Nyanban Island!

Please have yourselves a great time here at this southern island vacation during our summer break!

What a beautiful ocean!

It's wonderful!

Here!

Isn't it heavy, Shoukou-sama?

It's fine, so make them bigger.

Okay, Shoukou-sama. Does it feel good?

You don't have to make me bigger there!

What?

My castle is complete!

Kii, here I go!

Yeah!

Shoukou-sama, it's magnificent!

I told you not to make me bigger there!

Karin-sama! Would you like some sun oil-

Very nice, Keifa.

It feels really good.

Thank you very much.

That part's for later.

Sis...

Alright! Here I go!

Hiyah!

Go!

Go go go go go!

Good job, Rinrin!

Me next! Let me do it!

U-Umm...

They're having fun, so it's fine.

Look, Yue!

It's so cute!

Ren found a cute one too.

It's cute with a lot of legs.

Go put that back right now!

Miyu-sama, please be careful.

While we sneaked off the boat and swam, we got swept quite a ways by the current.

Hey, Nanano, don't you think these swimsuits you chose are a little too wild?

What are you saying? It's the juicy and poly part that's so good about them!

Hm, I guess that's just how it is.

So? What are we doing after this?

Let's see... For now, let's go through the jungle so we don't get found, then to the beach.

Mhm!

We still haven't found the frisbee...

I thought it flew somewhere this way...

Sheesh, it's all because you threw it with insane strength.

You're the one who told me to go all-out in throwing it, Aisha!

That doesn't mean you can throw it in a completely unexpected direction!

Everyone, don't move!

What's wrong, Sei?

Something... something's approaching us...

A bear?

A tiger?

A boar?

A three-toed sloth?

No, none of those. This presence is...

A beautiful and mature woman who likes menma!

TL Note: Bamboo shoots boiled, sliced, fermented, dried or preserved in salt, then soaked in hot water and sea salt.

Actually, I'd rather go for zhàcài.

TL Note: Literally "pressed vegetable", a type of spicy pickled mustard tuber originating from Sichuan, China.

Rinrin's frisbee!

Suikyou-sensei!

Oh, Shuri!

I see. So you all came here on a vacation, eh?

Yes. We were invited by the student council president, Enshou-dono.

So why are you here, Sensei?

Actually, there's a legend of this Nyanban Island, and I'm researching it.

A legend?

Yes.

On a recently found tablet,

"The one who acquires the three stars atop the Nyanban Island King's head shall surely attain a great power" was written on it.

However, there were hardly any other useful pieces of information.

So, since my research wasn't getting anywhere, I gathered my courage and came here.

I thought that if I found the Nyanban tribe and heard their stories from ages past, I might understand something.

But I can't seem to find the vital piece of the puzzle, the Nyanban tribe.

I heard that they live in the deep parts of the jungle and don't appear in front of people very often,

so I was prepared to know that it wouldn't be so easy, but...

In that case, we'll help you look!

Eh?

That's right. Our precious comrade's savior is in need. We can't ignore her.

Aisha-san...!

Alright! If it's decided, then let's get going!

Well, wait a sec.

Meow?

Before searching blindly, how about we hear what Enshou has to say about it first?

She seems to come here on vacation every year, so she might know a thing or two about where the Nyanban tribe is.

You're right. I think that would be good, too.

Sensei, that's okay with you, right?

Yes.

Well then, let's return to the beach.

A Nyanban legend, eh? Things are starting to get fun!

Miyu-sama, did you hear that?

Yes, I heard.

What shall we do?

Obvious! We're going to get those three stars or whatever they were and make Reiha Nee-sama miserable with that "great power"!

Yes'm!

Well, it's nice that we've started, but Miyu-sama, do you have any clues?

Don't worry about the small things.

If we continue walking like this, something will eventually happen.

You know, they say even dogs fall in holes if they walk.

That's not "fall in holes", it's "hit pol-"

See? "Fall in holes" was right.

They fell for it!

It's prey.

But the small one doesn't seem to have a lot of meat and looks nasty.

Hey! Come down here and say that again!!

Miyu-sama, you're getting angry at the wrong thing.

Oh, right.

Fools! To make the true successor of the famed Enke suffer this!

Inexcusable! Torso-amputating! Spiral-staircasing!

I shall not let you get away with this, so prepare yourselves!

She's prey but she's getting mad at us, what should we do?

That small one's boastfulness is kinda similar to the empress's!

She might be just as important a person as the empress.

If so, then if we eat her without thinking, she'll get mad at us!

What to do, what to do?

We'll take her to the empress.

We'll have the empress decide what to do.

Good idea!

How many boobs does a cat have?

Miyu-sama, if you consider that they're saying "nyaa" so much,

It's not two, it's six!

it seems as though they're of the Nyanban tribe.

There's ones with eight, too!

So it seems.

Luckily for us, it seems like they're going to take us to their queen.

They're all lined up on their stomach~

Well, if I give them a nice verbal smack, that's what happens!

After all, they are stup-

They're natives, you know! Natives!

Even if it's you, Miyu-sama, there are things that you can and can't say!

Ah, Shigiri-nyan!

Shigiri, where are you going?

I thought I'd go to the river to get some fish for dinner as a side-dish.

How was your hunting?

We caught some prey!

But we're not sure if they're prey or not, so we're gonna show them to the empress.

I see.

Go get a lot of fish!

Sure!

But the empress is taking a nap right now so she might be a little cross if she's woken up...

Don't hold that uncomfortable position. Raise your heads.

Mii is the queen of the Nyanban tribe, Moukaku.

Miyu-sama, please look above her head.

That's the legendary-!

What are you whispering about?

I-It's nothing!

I-It's something between us two!

Whatever.

More importantly, what are you here for?

Since you interrupted Mii's nap, if it's something boring then I won't accept it!

What are you saying?! You're the one who-

Miyu-sama, I have an idea. Please leave this to me.

What, another secret conversation?

Uh, no!

Actually, we have always heard rumors of your great highness,

so we came all the way here just because we wanted to see you!

Thankfully we were able to see you, and we're grateful for your kind actions!

So! The Nyanban tribe seems to like songs.

If it's all right, I wish to sing a song for you.

Yes, we love songs!

We love them!

Go, sing one!

Well then...

It's a good song...

It makes me feel warm inside...

It feels good...

Miyu-sama. Miyu-sama!

I'm still sleepy...

Gosh, if even you fall asleep then there's no point, Miyu-sama.

Ah, right.

Now!

Let's take that and scurry out of here.

I-If we come all the way here we'll be fine...

Yes!

Miyu-sama, we did it!

Yup! Give me the rings, quick!

Yes, right away!

Hurry, hurry up!

Okay, please give me your hand.

How intriguing. They fit perfectly!

Well? Don't you think their sparkling matches me?

Yes, this is like casting pearls before swine, or giving the seal of the emperor to a monkey!

TL Note: These are sayings that basically mean "To give things of value to those who will not understand or appreciate it."

Indeed, indeed! Praise me more!

Yes?

That's...

The island's guardian deity!

Shoukou-sama!

What?!

Hey, give that back!

No!

Oh, Riri!

We don't know much about the Nyanban tribe, either...

I see...

They're being noisy outside...

Did something happen?

A dirty octopus!

The stage is set! Hey Kayuu, it's our chance!

This is...

What are you doing on my beach?!

Reiha Nee-sama, please help me...

Oh, Miyu-san. Why are you here?

And what's with that juicy and poly swimsui-

To heck with that!

Anyway the octopus - the rings - becoming huge - getting mad!

The island's guardian deity has had the three sacred stones stolen and is furious.

Sis!

Touka Onee-chan!

Oh, Aisha-chan! Rinrin-chan, too!

This isn't the time to be saying that!

What the heck were you up to all this time?

Actually, after the plane crashed, I got washed up on this island and was saved by the Nyanban tribe.

We somehow got along great together, so it just ended up like this!

"Like this"...?

Um...

I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation, but...

Hey! Why'd you strip everyone else but me?!

Are my boobs that disappointing? Hey, say something!

I-I'll return these, so please forgive m-

The sin of pulling the island's treasure off of my body is tantamount to death.

Foolish humans. Until I make you suffer as I did, my anger shall not subside.

...is what he said.

I see. So that's why you're going around pulling off everyone's swimsuits!

So you weren't just a perverted octopus!

Who's a perverted octopus?!

...is what he said.

Now that it's come to this, I guess I'll have to go.

That's...

...the Masked Ultra Pervert!

It's not Masked Ultra Pervert! It's Masked Ultra Butterfly!

That's what she says, but is that even allowed?

Well, it's sort of allowed, but not really...

But since she's transformed, we can't do much about it now.

Masked Ultra Butterfly-sama!

What is that? Her breasts are blinking.

Maybe she's about to climax!

Isn't it just the time limit?

Knowledge Level 36 won!

TL Note: A reference to Toshi's IQ in the anime series; in season one, it is 34, and in season two, Bunshuu offers that it has gone up to 36.

She lost!

My breasts...

W-We're done for!

Isn't there anything we can do? My beach is in shambles!

"When three sisters connected by a strong bond put their wishes in the three stars, the door to the great power shall be opened."

Teacher, what's that?

It's a passage of the legend written on the ancient scripture.

The "three stars" probably refer to these three jewels.

In that case...!

Yes, we have a chance!

Shaoren!

Renfa Nee-sama!

"The three sisters connected by a strong bond" is undoubtedly talking about us!

We should be able to open the door to the great power for sure!

You cannot, Renfa-sama!

Why not?

Sheren is... already...

Man, having a drink after not working is the best!

Well then, today's quest is...

If I'm not there as a healer, my party members will all die, so I can't slack off on this MMO.

I see... Nee-sama is already...

I'm still alive!

Then the three of us can do it!

Wait, Rinrin.

We may be sisters, but all we did was swear the oath of sisterhood, so we're not related by blood.

What are you saying?! Our ties should be so strong that they're no weaker than blood ties!

So it'll be fine for sure!

Well, but...

Aisha-chan.

We don't know if we can do it or not,

but if we don't do it then we'll never be able to.

So why not just give it a try?

Sis...

All right, let's give it a shot!

That's the spirit!

Loving and easygoing, Peach Red!

Drifting black hair, Peach Blue!

Green but likes curry, Peach Green!

The three of us together are the Peach Abel Sisters!

This is... the great power...

Blue, Green, let's go!

Yeah!

Let's!

Brown Blizzard!

This is... rice bran?

I see.

When cooking an octopus, rubbing it with rice bran gets rid of the sliminess.

Here's the Radish Hammer!

And if you hit it with a daikon radish it becomes tender!

It's the work of the protein-digesting enzyme, protease.

Which means...

When boiling it, use carbonated water!

Bubble Shower!

It's cute...

So, after we got through that crisis, we returned the rings to the Nyanban tribe,

whereupon they forgave us for our mistake, and we enjoyed the remainder of our vacation together with them.

And today, we split up with Suikyou-sensei, who is staying at the island for research, and set sail for home.

Also, as to what exactly happened to the island's guardian deity...

Actually, it's here.

It seems like you'd at least live for a long time if you stay on this island...