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A long, long tunnel.

At the end lies...

a world coated in white!

Wow, it sure is deep out there.

I've come on a ski trip with my parents.

You're as skilled as ever, Honey.

Same to you, Darling.

This really takes me back to our honeymoon.

It sure does.

I think I'll leave them to it.

Should I have invited Yama-chan and Ami-chan?

Well, I'll just take it easy on my own.

Hiyori! Hiyori!

Huh?

Behold! The god of romance has descended.

Yato?!

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fusagu no men ni

Obstructive "no" masks and

kowasu kyouran kids

Destructive crazy kids

Destructive crazy kids

uso kirai houkai

Hating lies? Destruction?

uso kirai houkai

Hating lies? Destruction?

hibi wo touka shite

Throwing away their days

hibi wo touka shite

Throwing away their days

amai taion no

Aroused by the sweet nectar

Aroused by the sweet nectar

mitsu nioitatte

of bodily warmth

of bodily warmth

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Exciting flavor, flavor, flavor

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One age slowly turns into another

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I was fated to meet you, oh, oh, oh

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I'm searching for a love I can't forget

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And I wish we could be connected forever

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But still the future is fickle

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Throw away your petty ego

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The meaningless quarrels

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Won't you call my name?

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Wh-What are you doing here?!

Everyone's got to come and see the snow every now and then.

Snow covers everything with pure white,

even the world's ugliest, dirtiest parts.

Too bad it didn't cover you up!

You're here too, Yukine-kun?!

He put me through hell for this.

He started going on and on about wanting to follow you.

But he couldn't win a ticket in the lottery,

and nobody would stop for us when we tried to hitchhike.

Yo, he's got the joker! This guy! This guy!

We ended up having to stow away on another ski group's trip to get here.

That must have been dreadful.

Come on, let's ski already!

What's wrong? Can't ride a board without a set of wheels?

What of it?

In that case, time for a lesson!

Come on, man up! Your name means "snow" for crying out loud.

How is that my fault? You named me!

Less complaining, more snowboarding!

You're pretty good at crashing, though!

Stay that way until you're sorry.

Let me out! I wanna snowboard!

I feel like I'll have a lot fun on this ski trip.

That's what I thought to myself back then.

But I never would have imagined such a horrible incident would soon occur.

Yatogami Serial Murder Incident

Noragami Suspense Theatre

OAD #3

Keep it up! You're doing great.

You've improved a lot!

Thanks. You're a great teacher, unlike someone else I know.

Can we do it again?

Of course.

Hey! Don't forget about me!

Holy shit, the gondolas!

It's a bear!

What's going on?

We should run too!

Miso?!

Could this be...

Hiyorin!

I couldn't resist.

I knew it was you, God of Poverty!

It's no fair how you guys get to have all the fun.

I tried to stop her, but she promised me she wouldn't cause any problems.

There's a poisonous snake in my ramen!

Holy crap, a frozen mammoth came back to life!

Forget it, we're going home!

No way, I want to go on vacation, too!

Go home!

Vacation?

Wow, so cool!

That was magnificent.

Mayu-san?!

Even Tenjin-sama is here?

Fancy meeting you here.

Our shrine is on vacation right now.

Oh, Mom? I bumped into some friends.

Yep. So we're staying at their lodge.

Whoa! Leave it all to Tenjin to land us such a nice place to stay.

Hurry on in, Hiyorin! It's super warm in here!

The moon is bright as sunshine off the snow.

Beautiful.

Hey, Yukine! Lets have a breath-holding contest!

Ready, go!

This isn't a pool!

What a ruckus. They're killing the mood here.

Don't come back up.

I win!

Wait. Come on, Yukine. You gotta do it too.

What on earth are you doing?

H-Huh? Then, who did I...

What a nice bath.

It feels so good.

It does.

Well, since we're here all laid bare together...

Kofuku!

Let me see!

Oh, looks like they've grown a little!

Ahem!

Oh, sorry for the noise!

What's this?

Could it be? Is that you? Is that really, really you?

Bisha!

What? Even Bishamon-sama's here too?!

I like this place because it allows large pets.

It's a stuffed lion. So cute!

More importantly, why is Yato's follower here?

Could it be...

Damn! Even Kazuma's here!

I never thought I'd run into you two here.

I know, right?

I bet you've been pretty stressed out too!

Uh, not particularly.

You work so hard, Kazu-chin.

Not only are you stuck doing management,

but you've also gotta babysit all the kids and pets,

and on top of it all, your master is a pervert!

You've really got it rou—

Mind your own business, you god of calamity!

And now the stalker shows up!

This is a private conversation between men, you eavesdropper!

Shut your trap, loser!

You wanna piece of me, you perv?!

Yato, you naughty boy!

Yato, you pathetic excuse for a god!

Today we will settle this once and for all.

I hope you're ready!

Wow, they're both really good!

But why ping-pong, of all things?

Milk tastes so good after a bath.

Milady! Hang in there!

You can do it, Milady!

Hey! Your front is exposed!

Should I care?

You definitely should!

How about... this?!

Why, you!

Let me help!

Nice hit, Kura-chan.

Not fair using the cat's help!

Enough talk.

Come, Sekki!

Rend!

That was perfect.

Ow! What was that for...

What did the table ever do to you, dumbass?!

But you used that stupid cat!

Looks like Daikoku's lost it.

Are you trying to pin the blame on my Kuraha?!

Bang!

Just kidding!

Did I scare you? I did, didn't I?

I can't believe that scumbag used me for something so stupid.

Is Yato-chan still in the kitchen?

He totally destroyed that thing,

so he needs to make up for it.

There's no end to them!

He brought this on himself.

Are you alright staying here, Hiyorin?

Yep, I let my mom know already.

Yay! Let's have a super fluffy pillow fight, Hiyorin!

Picture perfect.

I'll make her the star of the show.

Wow, look! It's really coming down.

Whoa, you're right.

There's so much!

It was clear all day, too.

Outside, a snowstorm blows.

Isolated from the world, these people spend the night huddled anxiously inside a lodge deep in the mountains,

unaware that they will soon begin to disappear, one by one.

One will be found inside a grandfather clock,

another in the attic,

their bodies butchered beyond recognition.

When all that remains is the heroine,

she will descend into an endless terror.

With no one to help her,

she is doomed to meet a cruel and untimely death.

Now, who shall the first victim be?

Phew. I'm exhausted.

Damn those brats. They all hit the sack already.

They could have at least kept me company for a while.

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I did it! The first victim falls!

But my work has only just begun.

Murder is quite a delicate art form.

I must present the body with utmost care.

Man, I slept like a rock.

I wonder where Yato went.

Who knows? He probably got drunk and passed out somewhere.

This moment trembling with terror!

This is what I've been longing to feel!

Huh?

Help me!

What the— How is he alive?!

I'm sure I got a solid hit on him!

I had no idea he was such a deviant.

Wow! Such a daring comedy act.

This is hilarious!

How can they laugh before the profound beauty of my evil?

But at least no one found me out yet.

Which means...

Geez, what a morning. Where's everyone else?

They already finished eating.

They laugh at my suffering, then they desert me. So cold.

Well, let's dig in!

Your appetite seems intact, at least.

What's wrong?!

Hey, you're not kidding, are you?

That poison was intended for the next victim, but no matter.

Yato!

I shall observe this man as he writhes in excruciating pain.

Yato!

What a careless chef. Were I a grasshopper, I could have died from that!

That poison's outlawed in Japan.

No human being should stand a chance against it!

How is he still alive?

Who is he?

Am I doing something wrong?

Well, let's hit the slopes.

You're skiing after that?

The powder is calling to me!

Now that it's come to this, I will kill that man, no matter the cost!

Yahoo!

Wait for us!

Watch closely.

I'll show you the trick that I used to qualify for the Olympics!

That was just practice.

I'll do it for real next time.

You have an arrow...

That one was also practice!

Um, your back is a little bit...

Ow! It burns! No, wait,

it's freezing!

Impossible!

Hold it right there, you streaker!

They nearly got me back there.

Still, don't you think something felt a little bit off back there?

Yes, it was way more than just "a little" off.

You're just now noticing this?

I have a feeling someone's trying to kill me.

Kill you? But who, exactly?

I have the perpetrator in my sight.

What, it stopped already?

Hey, Kazuma. Do you have any change?

No, sorry, I'm all out.

That's fine. Kazuma, you do it.

What?

Please be firm.

Well then.

Stop, you bespectacled pervert!

A twist of fate begets hatred.

That hatred twists into murderous intent,

And murderous intent leads to a murderous act.

I will solve this mystery.

You may call me

the unfathomable detective,

Yato!

What kind of charade is this?

The person that tried to kill me...

is none other than you!

Huh?

You have a motive!

I turned your underwear inside out when you left them in the changing room yesterday!

Once you noticed, you sought revenge!

Wh-What?!

No! You really did!

Wait, you just noticed that?

Then the culprit couldn't have been Kazuma.

Bishamon! It was you!

What are you talking about?

Your serving of egg custard was missing at dinner last night.

Why is that? Because it was eaten by none other than I!

Realizing this, you were consumed with murderous intent

and made multiple attempts on my life.

Isn't that right, Bishamon?

Looks like I got you so good you can't even react.

Oh, so you wanted me to kill you that badly?

Huh?

In that case...

I shall gladly grant your wish!

Good for you, Yato. Your wish actually came true.

What would you like to do now?

Let me see...

There's a shopping mall a short drive from here.

I got it. You are the culprit, Tenjin!

Pardon?

You must have found out that I was stealing customers from your shrine!

What did you say?!

So that's why we were getting those strange complaints!

Give up and confess already!

Oh, I see now. That was all your doing.

Wow, telling the truth really burned you back there.

You should put some cream on that.

Then it must be you, Kofuku! Fess up!

Huh?

You hated me for poking holes in your screen door!

Or maybe for breaking your potted plants?

That's terrible! You did all that?

You told us it was the cat!

Then was it you, Daikoku?

Or you?

Maybe you, Kuraha?

You? You? You?!

No! So many of you have motives,

I can't figure out the true culprit!

Will this mystery remain unsolved forever?

He's showing a whole new side of himself, all right.

A god shall never falter, there is only one truth!

In situations like this, the culprit is always the last person you think of.

Therefore, the real criminal is Hiyori.

It was you!

Huh? M-Me?

Of course. Why didn't I realize this quicker?

It's true, I was secretly taking pictures of you!

And I used them for my blog's summer-themed special!

I thought it would be good advertising!

I never dreamed that Hiyori of all people would resort to murder.

Jungle Savate!

Give it up already!

Seriously! Stop accusing everyone like that!

It's weird, though. If none of us were after him,

then who is?

It must be him!

Wait!

Hiyori, you left your body!

Watch over it for me, please!

There!

This time, for sure.

Why won't you die?

I cannot be killed by a mere mortal being.

Only a Phantom or Regalia could do it.

Uh, what are you talking about?

Never mind that. More importantly,

I have no idea who you are, but all this was your doing, wasn't it?

Why did you do it?!

Funny you should ask.

It was all to collect data to write my best-selling novel!

I'm a mystery novelist. I've been writing for eternity while working a part-time job.

But publishers always reject my manuscripts, saying the plot is weak or unrealistic.

All the while they approve anything a celebrity writes without question.

Wow, I'm so happy!

I'm finally getting published!

I must be dreaming!

They're just using her popularity to guarantee sales!

A celebrity author? Don't make me laugh!

That stuff is bullshit to us real writers.

So I decided...

that I would become a serial killer and orchestrate truly terrifying murders!

Then I will record my experiences into a novel as I live the rest of my days in jail!

What could be more real than that?

Nothing!

Once my novel is published, I'll finally get the recognition and fame I deserve!

And those celebrities will be completely forgotten!

You dumbass!

Don't mock celebrities!

That's what he got mad about?

If anyone can do it, why don't you become a celebrity and publish your own book?

Doesn't that sound so much "easier"?

The frustration of being left out of the spotlight,

the shock of even ramen shops turning down your personal ads,

performing concerts for audiences made up of pigeons and cats,

and then finally giving up and leaving your mic and skates behind on the stage!

Do you understand how that made me feel?!

Not really.

If you think celebrities just giggle and play all day, you better think again!

Listen up! If there's something so easy that anyone can do it, it's murder!

If you really are a writer, stop fooling around,

take up your pen and rise up to the challenge!

rise up to the challenge!

to the challenge!

challenge!

What have I done?

He broke down!

I was delusional.

My manuscripts got rejected so often that I just...

I'm so sorry. I killed you so many times!

Killed?

But you never died.

Who are you?

Me?

My name is Yato.

I'm a god.

A-A god?

What?! He became your follower?

He really did!

We had a chat after all that and it turns out he's actually a pretty good guy.

I'm surprised he stuck around after you said you were a god.

What a crazy fella.

And he said he's going to write a book about me!

Huh?

I'm so excited. I'm finally going to get the spotlight!

It's going to become a tv show for sure,

then a movie, and maybe it can even make Hollywood!

The sky is the limit!

You're so blessed, Yato-chan.

Very blessed... I guess?

You're saying this is nonfiction?

Yes! This guy, you can fry him or boil him and he just won't die!

He's a god who dreams of becoming a celebrity!

Would you like a reference to a good doctor?

Huh?

Yato God

I wonder if my book's out yet?

Who knows? It could be sold out already!

He definitely got tricked.

Just let him do his thing.

Huh?

Isn't that...?

This is, um...

Since you went out of your way to teach me to ski,

I want to try to get better.

Let's go skiing again soon.

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