Original subtitles

Good evening.

In this show, six strangers...

live together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

Last time, Maimai did things like...

tell Yosuke-kun that she wanted him to take her photos,

and Tecchan became unsure if he liked her.

Well, he wasn't even sure before then.

But then, he expressed it again, right?

Yeah, he did.

I like... well... I...

I don't know anymore!

I don't know if I like her.

After breaking up with my last girlfriend,

I realized I don't know what it means to love someone.

If I wanna touch her boobs, isn't that love?

I have no clue!

Related to that, Maimai felt...

a little bad that she made him misunderstand.

Weren't you pretty forward with Yo-san then?

I wasn't.

I was actually pretty surprised.

What? Really?

I think Tecchan was also a bit surprised.

If that's how he felt, then I feel bad.

But then, with that Maimai...

Yeah, that living room of doom.

The main-melody hijack incident occurred.

♪ We are never ever, ever...

-Wow! -♪ ...getting back together

♪ We, are never ever, ever getting back together

♪ You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (Talk to me)

♪ But, we are never ever, ever, ever getting back together

What's up with this girl? We realized this is who she is.

She attacked, and then in the end,

we realized, "Wait, now Terrace House is a suspense drama?"

You know how we're the same genre, singing and playing the guitar.

-What did you think? It bothers me a lot. -What did I think?

Yeah, if I were in your shoes,

-I wouldn't exactly be like, "Oh, no," but... -"Oh, no?"

But I might feel panicked.

Why did you come to Terrace House, Rinati?

We'll need to see how she acts from now on.

It was only three weeks ago that...

-Things were so happy. -Things were so clear.

I was saying how Terrace House was a place everyone wanted to be at.

Now no one wants to come here.

Not with such a strained atmosphere like that.

I wonder how the date will go?

The date...

Since Maimai's birthday is soon, Tecchan prepared a present for her.

Good point.

With a bouquet, waiting for her at the railroad tracks.

Maimai made some picnic sandwiches.

And also, as a surprise,

he's planning to take her to an Enoshima fireworks show.

This looks like the pattern leading up to a confession.

If he doesn't do it today, then when?

Oh!

Hey!

Hey! Maimai, it's a little early but...

What?

-What's this? -Happy birthday.

For my birthday? Thank you! Are you sure?

Thank you so much! I'm so happy.

I'm glad.

I love pink!

Really? I'm glad.

Did you choose these?

It suited your image.

Really? Does it match?

It's perfect.

It's started to rain. Let's go!

Let's first get in the car.

-It's really raining. -Yeah.

And I was so looking foward to it. What should we do about the picnic?

Hmm, yeah...

I even made sandwiches for us.

Let's do it indoors somewhere.

What sort of place is indoor and active?

-Like, maybe bowling? -Yeah.

Do you bowl?

Yup.

You do? I see.

CHIGASAKI

Oh, wow!

I did it!

Yay!

Oh, two came out! There's two now!

-Oh, no! -There it is!

OMG, OMG!

Oh no, oh no, oh no!

This, this, this! This bear!

-The bear? -Yeah.

Isn't it looking good?

Maimai, it's gotten to a really good spot!

I think you got it?

-You got it! You got it! -I did it!

You got it!

It's so cute! I'll take good care of it.

Let's have the sandwiches!

No way, is that it?

The famous sandwiches?

-They look good! -They're falling apart.

-Let's eat! -Let's eat!

They're crushed.

-Bon appétit. -Bon appétit.

-It's good! -It's good?

-I'm glad. -It's so good!

I decided to make sandwiches 'cause it was gonna be a picnic. Too bad!

Next time, when the weather's better.

But today was fun, too!

It was fun.

It was fun!

I'm glad.

Right now,

my head's all up in the clouds.

On our way back, there's a place I want to stop by, is that okay?

What? Where?

Just a quick stop.

Okay, sure.

Translated & Titled by Alice (terracemouse) Timed by goob, Corrected by sakurabyss

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

MIWAKO KAKEI, 19 YEARS OLD GRAVURE MODEL

DAIKI MIYAGI, 23 YEARS OLD ASPIRING DAYCARE WORKER

RINA SUMIOKA, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

YOSUKE IMAI, 28 YEARS OLD PHOTOGRAPHER

MAI NAGATANI, 22 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

It's cold, oh my gosh!

Like this?

It's so cold! What is it?

Let's go buy something warm to drink.

Okay. We're not going home?

What's this? There's a ton of people.

-What do you think it is? -What?

Wanna wear this?

No, I'm okay.

It's okay, I'm warm.

-Really? -Yeah, it's no problem.

No, I'm okay, I'm okay.

-Either you wear it or I wrap it around you. -Aren't you cold?

It's okay.

No way.

Thank you.

No problem.

-It looks good on you. -Really?

Oh! Seriously?

-Oh, wow! -Ta-da!

No way, oh wow, wow!

It's so beautiful!

I didn't think it'd be possible in this weather!

I love fireworks!

-You do? -Yeah!

And also, this is the perfect viewing spot!

Today's just full of surprises!

A nice bouquet, and nice fireworks.

Today was a wonderful day, thanks to you.

-Thank you. -Thank you very much.

Same here, thank you.

This was really nice.

-I'm glad. -What?

And also...

-What? What? -Here's a birthday present.

-I have no style though. -What? Is that okay?

So I didn't know what to get.

Thank you so much.

And it's even from Cher!

-Cher? -I love this store!

Really? I'm glad.

-Can I open it? -Sure.

-No way, thank you! -It's not that big of a deal.

Nuh-uh!

They're so cute!

-Earrings. -They're super cute!

How are they?

-Yeah, they're cute. -How do they look?

-I picked them myself. -How are they?

They're cute.

-Do they look good on me? -They do.

I'm so happy! I'm so, so happy!

I'm glad.

-Thank you. -No problem.

The fireworks! The fireworks!

Wasn't that great? Didn't it go really well?

That was a nice date.

What a nice date.

I wanted to watch that date without knowing about the real Maimai.

No, but still...

maybe she is a good girl?

Yeah, I think so.

Just normal people, in the future,

would have a lot of happy things to look forward to from here.

But I can't imagine a future here.

That's true.

What was that face at the end?

Something deep...

Wasn't that...

the face of someone who's into themself the most?

You're really a master.

-Seriously. -Those are really the words of an expert.

Yeah, they really are.

Well then, feel free to come on down to the studio.

Yeah, there was a lot of processing.

You're right.

-So it was just a nice cut? -Yeah, a nice cut by the editors.

It's like when Hikomaru* stops like this.

(*Japanese comedian)

Really?

That's amazing, you even find things like that.

-It's because it's a face that everyone would find cute. -Of course, Yama-chan, you'd think that.

-That's incredible. -Right?

If you were my son, I'd be mad.

I'd be like, "Don't just pay attention to things like that!"

But you're amazing.

No, it's just that she's scary. She's seriously scary.

Saying, "I love pink!"

It makes me feel like she says it because men probably like women who like pink.

-Yeah. -Really?

So we're wrong, then? Yeah, I think we distorted it a bit.

Yeah, we were. Let's reflect on ourselves and watch.

How long do you think she'll actually use that bear pouch?

I hope she takes good care of it.

It's gonna reappear in 3 weeks from now,

fallen on the ground, covered in dust.

No, that'd be terrible!

After Maimai leaves, it'll be under her bed.

I'm back.

Welcome back.

Welcome back.

-Oh, flowers? -Tada! I got these.

-Oh? -From Tecchan?

Yeah, isn't it amazing?

-Those flowers? -Yeah.

-Aren't those nice? -Yeah, aren't they?

He also won this for me.

It's so cute!

Yeah, it's one of the LINE characters!

And then, on the way home, I thought we were just going home.

But then he said, he wanted to go somewhere,

and then suddenly, bam! Exploding fireworks!

What, what, what?

-Did you know there was fireworks festival today? -At Enoshima?

-Yeah. -Wow.

And then, also...

-What, what? What's Tecchan up to? Seriously! -There's still more?

Hold on, my heart is fluttering.

Also...!

He also gave me a present.

He did it! I see him differently now.

Didn't you go on a date where he taught you surfing, too?

That time,

you said he took your hand, or touched your leg when he taught you, right?

And you were thinking maybe he's not totally passive.

But also if I think about it, he was also sorta awkward.

And even though he was awkward, he tried his best and thought of each thing carefully.

He chose it all for me, and his timing for when he did everything...

it really got my heart fluttering.

I really felt his feelings.

Things have changed since we went surfing.

Like my impression.

Tecchan! Tecchan!

Tecchan!

There you are.

Ta-da!

Oh! Katsu curry!

Yeah! The other day in the car,

we talked about how you liked katsu curry, so I made it for you.

And see, I cut the vegetables really small too!

Wow, you've been really listening!

Yeah, since you said it, I tried cutting them small.

-Can I eat it? -Yeah.

-Bon appétit. -Bon appétit.

It's so good.

I'm so glad. This is my thanks for the other day.

Thank you.

I wonder if this will make up for it?

Thank you.

I'm wearing these today, too.

-They look good on you. -Do they?

Yeah.

It's so good!

"The Things I See with My Camera." What, are you studying?

Yeah, a little. I like to read sometimes.

I see.

Do you have a favorite photographer?

I do! Terry Richardson.

Terry...?

Terry Richardson.

This.

He has a lot of punchy photography.

A lot of naked stuff.

We...

Yeah?

What's up?

No, just, that...

Yeah.

"No, just...", "Well...", "We...", "Just...", "You know..."

Sorry, it's just that...

You remember how we went to Kamakura?

I remember.

Remember how it was back then.

What? What's up?

Let's go out again when there's a good time.

Sure, happily.

Is there anywhere you wanna go?

Somewhere I wanna go? Fishing.

Fishing? You wanna go fishing?

Yeah, boat fishing!

Boat fishing? And here I thought you'd want a theme park or something.

A theme park?

No good?

Are you good at thrill rides?

I'm pretty bad at them.

See, you're no good!

What are you up to?

Oh!

I'm so scared!

What are you up to?

Oh, Maimai!

-Maimai has arrived! -What are you up to?

Right now...

A meeting.

Look!

Oh, oh!

The Tetsu earrings?

The Tetsrrings!

I heard you made curry for him today?

I wonder if it was actually tasty. I wonder if he was actually happy.

Is that love? Is this love?

Oh?

Why do you avoid it?

-But I don't feel very confident. -Why?

I thought he would definitely be happy,

but he seemed really down.

Maybe because he had just woken up, but I realized

katsu curry might be tough after just waking up,

-and started thinking a lot. -But I think that aspect is cute.

He seemed really down.

That bad? I see...

I must have been annoying.

No, that can't be it.

What's wrong?

What's this?

Maimai made it,

but Tetsu's reaction was underwhelming,

so she's worried she seems annoying. That's the sort of scene it is.

Is that wrong?

No, she's making foreshadowing.

She's starting to move away. She put up so much of a fuss about liking him.

So if she dumped Tetsu,

she'd become the worst villain.

So because of that, she has to get a proper reason to dump him.

That's what she's gonna do soon.

Wow.

-You really are a specialist. -You're amazing.

Being official with Tecchan is not within this girl's future goals at all.

Isn't this... that?

Yamaji-san* will have to go with them. We aren't good enough.

(*journalist)

-Oh, Yamaji-san. -It needs to be Yamaji-san.

Or Omomo-san...

And then Asagi-san can take the lead...

as the pro-cheater?

-Yeah, you'd have to call him the pro-cheater. -It's pretty formidable.

How will it go?

It's good they were able to set up a date...

-That's true. -Yosuke-kun and Rina-chan.

-That was good, seriously. -That's our sole comfort here.

I really hope nothing interferes with that.

Yeah, seriously.

-Hey! -What are you up to?

I'm drinking honey hot water.

What's honey hot water?

You just put honey in hot water?

This is definitely tasty.

-Wow, it's good! -I told you it's good, Kakei.

This is awesome.

-It has a great taste. -I'm back!

He's back!

-Oh yeah, he's back with the crab. -Welcome back.

Welcome back.

Yay!

It's been a while.

I missed you!

I missed you!

No, seriously, stop it!

I missed you!

Come on, seriously!

-I missed you! -Really, stop!

I missed you!

What's up with this?

Wanna open it?

Let's open it!

-I bought one more thing too. -What is it?

-Your crab is here! -The crab is here?

There was salmon roe, too.

That salmon roe is amazing.

Really?

Thank you, thank you! "Yo-san" is written on it!

Chopsticks? Thank you! It says "Tecchan!"

Wowww, it says "Mi-ko"!

You bought such awesome souvenirs for us!

-Thank you! -I really wanted to buy these.

Where's Maimai and Rinati?

Maimai's here. Rinati hasn't come home yet.

Oh, really?

Maimai!

Yes? Oh!

I'm back!

Welcome back!

Such silly movements.

Welcome back, welcome back!

-Here's a souvenir! -Oh, wow! I'm so happy!

-Let's all use these to eat the crab! -These make me so happy!

Amazing!

Was it big?

Like this.

Like this?

Almost as big as Miko's boobs.

Shut up, seriously.

From Weekly Young Magazine?

Did you see it?

I was just looking at it. "An unprecedented large size!"

I was looking at it right before sleeping.

"Unprecedented large size," huh?

What's wrong?

That "unprecedented"...

We joked around maybe too much.

-Yeah. -You aren't thinking that at all!

Mi-chan, we're really sorry. Please forgive us.

I don't want that.

Eat it yourself. I'm good, just eat it!

I'm back!

Welcome back!

Welcome back!

Yay! Hokkaido girl!

Yay!

It's White Lovers cookies!

I bought them. And also Rinati, here!

What is it? Wow!

Yay! Kiss me, kiss me.

Thank you!

I'd also become like that!

White Lovers.

White Lovers.

Earlier, Daiki-kun was like...

this to you.

It seems like an everyday occurance.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm a bit surprised each time.

Really?

I know he's joking when he does it.

So I don't really care. Did it bug you?

Hmm? Well, sorta... never mind.

Hmm?

It's just their style of closeness.

Closeness...

Wait, so even Mi-ko was a bit like...

Yeah, makes sense that Rinati was like, "What?" "Huh?"

-Yeah, for a moment, "What"? -Mi-ko, too.

Like, "It's normal..."

How will this go?

Yeah, seriously, how will it go...

He's back!

He's back! Turn off the lights, turn off the lights!

-I'm back! -Welcome back!

Welcome back!

I'm back!

Maimai, Tecchan, come on!

-Wow! -♪ Happy birthday to you!

♪ Happy birthday to you!

♪ Happy birthday, Dear Yo-san and Maimai! -Wow! Awesome! Thanks!

♪ Happy birthday to you!

Thank you!

Do it together!

One... two!

Thank you, thank you!

-MAIMAI, CONGRATS ON 1 YEAR DEBUT ANNIVERSARY! -MAIMAI (23) & YO-SAN (29), HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Thank you, thank you!

Sit down! In the middle!

Happy birthday!

Thank you!

Thank you so much!

Here's to 29 and 23!

I'm 23 now! Thank you!

Happy birthday!

Thank you!

This is really good.

Who made the salad?

Mi-ko did.

Do you need sauce? You're okay?

No worries, Rina's love is the sauce.

Anyways, let's keep eating.

Happy birthday!

It's like the baton has come back!

Hey, that's too much!

Just earlier, by the front door, Rinati held my hand for the first time.

I didn't hold your hand!

-Oh, maybe my arm? -It was your arm!

-You don't need to emphasize that part! -It's not like the hand goes all the way up here!

Forget it.

What's wrong, even if you did? What's up?

Nothing.

"Nothing."

-So adorable! -So adorable, indeed!

I'm so happy you all celebrated like this for me!

Yeah.

Where should I put this?

It's okay, just leave it. Have a seat!

I'm not gonna sit down!

Sit down!

I'm not gonna sit--

-Let me have that! -No, it's seriously okay!

Hurry up already!

-You two are so annoying. -Are you okay, Kakei?

-Why do you say things like that? -Are you okay?

You okay?

I'll do the dishes! I'm not doing anything right now.

It's okay. Too close, too close!

It's because you two are coming closer!

-No, we're not! -We definitely aren't.

This is pretty much... over, right?

Yeah, it's over.

-She's totally retreated. -It's all over.

Yeah, the heartbroken flag has been lifted.

Yup, it's completely lifted.

This is the end, right?

It's the end.

She has now firmly solidified her reason to dump him.

-True. -Yeah.

She's gathered enough evidence to figure out,

"At what point should I dump him?"

"Sorry, you were doing that thing that one time."

And even if he says he was a bit drunk,

she'd think, "Oh, he does things like that," and it's over.

She'd probably say, "Oh, you even do things like that with your friends?"

Since she says she likes unpopular guys, from our perspective,

-an unpopular guy can't do things like that to women. -Yeah, not at all.

Being like, "Ehh," or holding their shoulders.

Those are advanced techniques, that we just dream of doing,

but to do that in real life! I can't believe it, you traitorous loser!

Your mood just took a sharp turn.

This is the end, so cheer up.

Yeah, totally different from 3 seconds ago, right?

I noticed partway, through. That this is how it's become.

Like, "What? I was just completely betrayed!"

I suddenly noticed.