Original subtitles

Good evening.

-Good evening. -Good evening.

In this show, six strangers...

live together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

It started off with Tecchan inviting Maimai...

on a date in her room.

When's your next day off, Maimai?

I'll have lots of time after I'm done with my show.

Okay, let's go out somewhere together.

Thank you.

After that, when Tecchan...

was going to learn guitar from Maimai,

Yosuke-kun came in, and there was that awkward vibe.

Right, right!

Does it expand from this?

Not at all. I only came up with this phrase.

This song really suits you.

Rather, I mean, this phrase...

-I really like this. -It suits you.

It's nice.

Did you see Tetsu's face of despair?

That's right.

Yeah, his usual face of despair.

You seem so happy.

I really want to say this from the heart:

Welcome back, Tecchan.

We still don't know!

It's still too early to say!

-The party also had a good vibe. -Oh, at the end.

So, Yo-san, I want you to take photos for me...

Oh.

Yo-san's photos?

-What would suit chay's image? -What would suit chay...

-Think about it. -I'll think it over.

For Tecchan,

he had three consecutive failures at love at Terrace House, right?

Kita-Rie... then Hana...

-Also, Miwako-chan. -Mi-ko.

So this will be his fourth.

-We don't know that yet. -Who knows!

But if this time doesn't go well...

then he'll be confused about how love even works.

Yeah, poor guy.

If you like her, then it's no good.

If she says she likes you, then it's no good.

Good point. Then, should he turn gay?

What...?

But being gay is not that easy, either.

Which way should Tetsu swing, then?

Cheers! Good work!

KAMAKURA

-How are things these days? -How're they?

-How about you, Yo-san? -Me?

-Aren't things going well for you these days? -That's true, things are going well.

Since the exhibit, it's been good. Actually a lot of things have been good.

I've gotten a lot of work. And also exhibits.

I have a concert, too.

-For me, I've been stressed a lot with my work. -Really?

I've been thinking a lot.

About what?

About stress.

Me, too.

And worries.

You're working hard with your daycare work.

But...

If I think about whether I could do that forever...

there's some parts I hesitate about.

Though for any work you'd have,

you'd sometimes feel that way.

Isn't that normal?

The guys are apparently having a night out today.

I wonder what they're talking about?

The other day...

you know how we went out to eat after Maimai's show?

Weren't you pretty forward with Yo-san then?

I wasn't.

I was actually pretty surprised.

What? Really?

I think Tecchan was also a bit surprised.

Huh?

Or maybe not surprised, but I think he was a little jealous.

-Did I do something? -Jealous?

Saying you want him to take your photos...

Oh, my artist photos?

Or also, what else did you say...

I don't remember it well...

But I felt a bit bad for Tecchan.

If that's how he felt, then I feel bad.

"Yo-san, can you take my photos next time?"

Or like when we were eating... "Yo-san, you're really funny!"

"This jacket is so funny, Daiki-kun."

I don't get her at all.

Maimai?

What Maimai is thinking about...

Excuse me.

...is really hard to understand.

I think Maimai

also praises you, Tecchan.

She's not thinking anything when she's praising Yo-san.

Yeah.

Yeah, so I'm just going to be straight with you now.

If she says that she's interested in me,

then I end up becoming even more interested in her.

So you mean...?

So that means?

So if she says that she likes me,

then I'll have even stronger feelings for her.

So that means...?

So I like her!

Ohh!

-That's intense. -I said it twice.

So you heard her say that she was interested in you...

and so you got really excited.

Right.

But then this time, Maimai...

she praises things about me or Daiki...

so you feel down.

That's true.

So it's just become less easy.

I might not be the one to say this, but being unclear...

I like... well... I don't know!

I don't know anymore! I don't know if I like her.

After breaking up with my last girlfriend,

I realized I don't know what it means to love someone.

If I wanna touch her boobs, isn't that love?

I have no clue!

I've been thinking about this for over 2½ years now.

I wonder, "What is love, really?"

Yay!

-I just don't know! -Drink up! Drink up!

Translated, Timed & Titled by Alice (terracemouse) Corrected by Brian (goob)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

MIWAKO KAKEI, 19 YEARS OLD GRAVURE MODEL

DAIKI MIYAGI, 23 YEARS OLD ASPIRING DAYCARE WORKER

RINA SUMIOKA, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

YOSUKE IMAI, 28 YEARS OLD PHOTOGRAPHER

MAI NAGATANI, 22 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

-I'M FILMING FOR MORNING TV!! -MIWAKO -WENT TO DAYCARE. -DYKI

FUJI TELEVISION ODAIBA, TOKYO

MEZAMASHI TV LOCAL EDITION FILMING

Excuse me!

Hello.

Hello.

In regards to people's reactions...

Which country do you think has the biggest reaction to things?

Probably America?

I guess America.

America?

EIJI IMAIZUMI DIRECTOR

Why do you think America?

From watching movies.

Ohhh. So...

So, yeah...

Okay.

Is this good?

Sorry. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Bye bye!

So about that just now...

There was the group here,

and the first person said, "America," right?

She said, "America," while the mic was over here, right?

When that happened, we couldn't really get that on camera.

That person's saying, "America," already,

so to make them say, "America," one more time while facing the camera,

In order to have them say "America" again,

be like, "What did you say? Could you say that again?"

Ask it like that.

-Those sorts of techniques are also important. -I understand.

SHIN-KOIWA, TOKYO

AI KIDS CERTIFIED DAYCARE

"THE TEACHERS THAT PLAY WITH EVERYONE"

DAIKI MIYAGI

Go ahead.

Good morning, everyone.

Good morning. I'm Mr. Daiki.

Oh! He said he's Mr. Daiki.

-Understand? -Understand?

-"Yes!" -"Yes?"

Wonderful!

Let's clean up!

Put it in, put it in! Great job!

Don't throw it! Don't throw! Stop, it's dangerous.

Everything fell down, so let's pick it up.

You're saying a lot of words like "stop".

Yes.

MAKOTO SATO CENTER HEAD

It's better to use softer language like,

"Let's not do that."

That's a key to being a pro teacher

in the childcare world.

If you forbid things,

then children become unable to do anything.

I'd like you to be always aware of that sort of thing.

Like your voice towards kids. It'll improve with time.

"Last week, the Japanese Department of Cultural Affairs...

brought their attention to this data."

"Also, this woman..."

Oh, welcome back.

Okay if I come in?

What are you up to?

-For the morning news... -The Local Edition?

Yeah, I'm reading the news feed.

Oh, what's that TCG thing at the top?

Tokyo Disneyland?

No, it's the time.

Like from this time on, I'm supposed to read this line.

-Like, I'm supposed to read this at this second here. -Wow.

-Did you go to the daycare center? -I did.

How was it?

It was fun.

Really?

I see.

-I've been thinking a lot about it recently... -Uh-huh.

The other day,

you stopped me when I said I was going to leave.

That time, I said I would leave it up to you.

I realized, that's uncool of me,

as a member of Terrace House.

So once I've gained more confidence with my work,

I'm thinking I'll leave Terrace House.

I'm gonna ask you right now...

Why did you stop me that time?

Why?

You said that you were going to watch over me here.

And so, I feel really safe here with you.

Yeah.

I think I'm probably being very selfish.

-Selfish Daiki. -But still...

Because you stopped me, I'm able to be where I am.

You're so kind.

Let's work hard together.

-"You're so kind." -OMG!

If I was told that...

Tori-chan? Tori-chan?

Ms. Triendl?

What's wrong?

Triendl's going towards despair.

What's wrong?

-I didn't touch her. I didn't. -You didn't.

You didn't touch her, but she's falling apart?

It's divine intervention!

I wonder what Daiki-kun's thinking?

Isn't it that?

Which way is he leaning?

But saying, "I'm just being selfish..."

It's probably, "I'm just beling selfish...

I don't strongly love you,

I'm just holding onto you selfishly. I'm sorry."

That's true.

So I don't think it's,

"I really love you, please date me." I don't think he can say that now.

You're right.

That's because he doesn't like her?

He likes her, but...

if he's asked to make their relationship clear,

then it's probably more of a, "I don't know".

So if it becomes, "Let's separate," then it'd be like, "Sure, no problem"?

Not "sure, no problem", but...

"I don't have the right to stop you, since I didn't make things clear."

That's unfair...

It is.

Yeah.

But it happens.

There's no bad intention.

I'M HEADED TO AN EXHIBIT MEETING. -YOSUKE

NAKADAKI ART VILLAGE ISUMI, CHIBA

Hello.

Oh, hi.

I'm Imai. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Over here.

Thank you very much.

TADAO MUKAE EVENT MANAGER

For this next Forest Jam,

we want to do a photography exhibit. How many pieces do you have?

For big pieces,

I was thinking of putting just one large one as a focal point.

But looking at the walls in person,

maybe it'd be better to show many small ones.

That's what seems good to me.

For the concert, over here...

we have this outdoor stage.

We put a bunch of PAs over there.

Originally, I've been working under the label of a photographer,

but I see photography as just a single way to express yourself.

I do music as a hobby,

but to be able to do both of those at this event,

it's a really big deal to me.

I hope it goes well.

Yes.

Hey!

Hi.

What are you up to?

Huh?

Wasting time.

Me, too.

What's Maimai up to?

Apparently, today was her lyric-writing day.

Is she upstairs?

-She's been writing non-stop. -I see.

Have you eaten?

Not yet.

Really? Do you wanna go out to eat together?

Just us?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay?

FUJISAWA

This place is stylish.

Yeah.

It's been a while since just the two of us have gone out.

Yeah. What's up? All of a sudden.

Ever since skateboarding.

Was it, really?

Yeah, yeah.

No, what's up, seriously?

How are things recently?

With me?

With me!?

We didn't come here to talk about me, right?

Well, maybe.

Oh, it looks good.

Recently...

I feel like I don't get Maimai.

Tecchan, do you like Maimai?

A bit.

Hmm?

So even more...

I end up wondering too much about her thoughts.

This is a bit weird, but... with Daiki-kun...

I sorta had feelings for him,

and since it seemed like he probably had no feelings for me,

I ended up regretting not making a move and cried about it.

Yeah, that's me now.

But that's... that's just lame.

It's lame?

It's lame.

I see.

If you like her, then you shouldn't...

worry about what she thinks, and just really go for it.

Really?

It's almost Maimai's birthday, right?

Yeah, she said it was on the 23rd.

You should celebrate it with her.

I see.

Maybe I'll plan to do that.

Is it okay to do that, even if I'm not her boyfriend or anything?

I think she'll be happy.

I wonder?

Yeah.

But wouldn't she feel weird about a present?

If you feel like you want to celebrate,

then you should.

I got it. Okay, I got it.

I have an event where I do a concert and have an exhibit

this month, on the 26th.

So that makes two concerts this month.

'Cause you're letting me be your guest, too.

It'll be really fun. I'm really happy, so thank you.

No, thank you.

No, no.

Thanks for always being with me--

Or wait, that's not it. Um...

Thanks for always playing with me.

I messed up my Japanese.

No, no.

Yeah.

We need to practice.

You're right.

We need to practice!

You're right.

One, two, three, four...

Look how poofy her sleeves are.

One, two, three, four...

♪ ...really gonna miss you picking fights / And me, falling for it...

Isn't this fun?

Seriously.

♪ ...peace of mind / With some indie record that's much cooler than mine

♪ Ooooooh, you called me...

♪ ...tonight / But ooooooh... this time...

-Are you okay? Want a chair? -I'm good.

-♪ ...are never, ever, ev-- -Okay, from "ooh". Start again from "ooh".

You like the "ooh".

♪ Ooooooh, we called it off again last night

♪ But oooooh...

-So hard! -♪ this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

♪ We are never ever, ever...

-Wow! -♪ ...getting back together

♪ We, are never ever, ever getting back together

♪ You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (Talk to me)

♪ But, we are never ever, ever, ever getting back together

♪ ...getting back together

Yay!

Yay!

Sorry for jumping in suddenly.

Yay!

I was hearing the harmony in stereo, from both sides.

That's right, both left and right channels.

Three people playing together's so insane, it's so fun!

Once Tecchan learns, we can do even more.

-So... -What's up?

It's totally unrelated, but...

You seem antsy, like you wanna say something.

What's up?

It's totally unrelated, but...

You know how we're the same genre, singing and playing the guitar.

What did you think? It bothers me a lot.

What did I think?

Yeah, if I were in your shoes,

-I wouldn't exactly be like, "Oh, no," but... -"Oh, no"?

But I might feel panicked.

And so I wondered about that, and was wondering what to do.

Hmm.

I think it's good.

I dunno but... I really want to write my own lyrics,

if I had to pick one way or another.

I want to convey basically what I'm thinking.

What do you think, Rinati?

For me? I want to write them myself, in my words...

and then with my own melody. I think that's the best.

And that's what I'd like to do.

Though for the song I'm releasing this month, I didn't write my own lyrics.

But the fact that someone wrote the lyrics for me, I felt wasn't important.

As long as I could reach the people who were waiting for my voice.

I see.

Yeah.

Why did you come to Terrace House, Rinati?

I came here...

I'm the type who never stumbles upon love or anything.

And I also want to communicate with more people.

I thought, maybe I could learn to become easier to understand.

And of course, I wanted to write music, so I came here.

I see.

Yeah.

Everyone, this is a little...

This is intense.

Yosuke-kun's like, "Come here!" and she enters.

"We're playing the guitar, come join!"

First, she takes the main melody.

So she did take the main melody there?

I was surprised she did.

Since Rinati was singing, usually you'd harmonize with that, right?

Yeah, exactly.

Isn't that the rule?

Really?

Of course.

I'd be surprised if someone entered with that vibe.

Like, "Wow, you're coming in too strong."

"Whaat?"

Right?

She had to raise up her ♪ getting back together!

Right.

What's up, Daiki-kun? Getting your luggage together.

-Going somewhere? -Thanks for everything.

-You're lying! You liar! -Joking, joking.

I won't fall for it again.

For the fourth time, the fourth time.

Actually, I'm going on a little trip starting tomorrow.

To where?

Hokkaido.

Oh.

I'm going on a family trip.

I won't be here, Tecchan,

but do your best!

Okay!

Where are you going? It's tomorrow, right?

A picnic.

A picnic! So are you making a bento? For tomorrow?

She said we can make it together.

Also...

Around the evening? Well, we're leaving in the morning.

After the day's over, I wanna show her...

There's some fireworks. A big fireworks festival.

At Enoshima, right?

Does Maimai not know?

About the fireworks? She doesn't know.

Have you prepared anything else?

Like something to give her. Her birthday's soon!

Oh yeah, so in the morning,

I'm gonna go buy a present.

But if you're getting a present in the morning,

you can't make sandwiches together anymore.

Good point.

You're right.

So for the sandwiches, there's usually egg, right?

And ham and lettuce?

True.

Tuna salad?

Tuna salad.

Right?

That's nice, using your hands together like that.

Isn't it your first joint activity?

Oh! Good point.

What...?

Yes-!

Oh.

Hi.

Hi. What's up?

So yeah...

Yeah.

Tomorrow morning...

Something came up and I need to go out.

Okay.

So I know you said we could make sandwiches together,

but could I count on you to make them?

Bam!

Is it okay if I leave it to you?

-Bam! No problem. -I'm really sorry.

No worries.

I see, too bad.

So I'd like to meet outside.

Outside? Okay.

Thank you.

Okay, see ya.

Good night, you two.

Good night!

Goodnight, everyone. Goodnight.

Oh, so I'm making it alone. Okay.

But meeting up is sorta nice.

Since living in the same house, you don't really meet up.

That's true.

-That's nice. -That's nice.

A date!

MAIMAI, I'M HEADING OUT FIRST. I'LL BE WAITING AT THE STATION. -TETSUYA

SHICHIRIGAHAMA, KAMAKURA

Tecchan's so cute.

-I don't think I can get up from this. -Tecchan's a good person.

What?

Ever since that time.

She probably doesn't see Tetsu as an object of affection,

and she'll probably say that at some point here.

She will.

If she at least says it, that'd be good.

If she's gonna say that, I hope she does quickly.

To wake up quickly from the dream.

Well, really...

No matter where it is, she's the type who wants to be the main character.

If that's the case...

When she said who she liked, when she came in...

In order to make her image go up,

saying she likes Tetsu would make her image go up the most, right?

Good point.

-...is what I end up thinking. -She's that calculating?

It's all coming together now, see?

No, no, but...

-All the dots are connected now. -No way, no way.

Everyone, she is the criminal.

What is this? Seicho Matsumoto* wrote this?

(*A crime fiction writer)

This Terrace House.

Terrace House.

But I wonder. Is this the correct perspective?

Is this girl bad...

No, but I think...

I think there's no crime here.

People all grow up in different environments,

so there's no such thing as a truly evil person.

Just various things happen, so you can end up like that.

So we're all fundamentally good, right?

Right now, Ms. Triendl is preaching the goodness of people.

People call those monsters.

The Opening Credits.

It's amazing.

Maimai and Armageddon.

Maimai: The Movie.

Maimai: The Movie?

"There's someone there."

Maimai: The Movie.

It's somehow become funny in a really weird way.

I'm nervous.

-I'm looking forward to next week. -Looking forward to it!